Sharknado Pitch Meeting

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  • @vega_tech
    @vega_tech 3 роки тому +3342

    "What are the odds that this will make any money?"
    "50%. Either it does or it doesn't"

  • @kunalmadan
    @kunalmadan 3 роки тому +4192

    "What sparks the explosion?"
    "Just you know, life."
    "That'll get ya."
    2020 in a nutshell.

    • @IamJoshuaElijahReese
      @IamJoshuaElijahReese 3 роки тому +28

      Facts tho 😂😔

    • @1337m4n
      @1337m4n 3 роки тому +32

      @@mattstorm6568 Everyone regardless of political affiliation agrees that 2020 is a mess; they just think it a mess for different reasons.

    • @IamJoshuaElijahReese
      @IamJoshuaElijahReese 3 роки тому +12

      Matt Storm Bruh, literally nobody on this thread is going down the road you are referring to. The first comment was made days ago, and nobody made it into what your trolling about.

    • @kunalmadan
      @kunalmadan 3 роки тому +9

      @@mattstorm6568 it's like you wanted this to become a political discussion, and if it did you would say "see i told you." When in fact you would have instigated it in the first place. Neither the comment nor the replies suggested or warranted anything political, it was just a joke about the year of 2020. You are the only one here it seems that wanted it otherwise, please do not push your intentions and call it "the norm."
      Thank you and have a nice day.

    • @kunalmadan
      @kunalmadan 3 роки тому +2

      @@mattstorm6568 holes*
      Like i said have a nice day

  • @RichardX1
    @RichardX1 2 роки тому +585

    This might be the first time a Pitch Meeting sketch might have actually been 100% accurate to the real pitch meeting for the movie.

    • @shikharraje
      @shikharraje 2 місяці тому +5

      First time? 😂

    • @spi6455
      @spi6455 Місяць тому +3

      Yeah. He even quoted everyone word for word in this one! Complete with that spider attack. I should know. I was off screen! ... Wait, aren't you that drunk guy from the pier?

    • @antoy384
      @antoy384 Місяць тому

      Yeah that movie is tight. No really, it’s so bad I think the only thing that drags people to see it is that the title sounds intriguing.

  • @AscheWholeProductions
    @AscheWholeProductions 2 місяці тому +46

    Today I learned that "peer reviewed" has a much different meaning than I thought. This channel teaches me so much.

    • @antoy384
      @antoy384 Місяць тому +10

      Pier reviewed

    • @chadrowin2956
      @chadrowin2956 Місяць тому +5

      Well you either learn or don't, so 50%, that's how math works.

    • @reinhartnata47
      @reinhartnata47 2 дні тому

      Yeah if someone agrees with you on a youtube comment section your claim is basically peer reviewed

    • @antoy384
      @antoy384 2 дні тому

      @@reinhartnata47 That’s what we’re going with.
      I mean it’s literally… the meaning of peer review. Not to write a doc about peer reviews, but researchers literally call their friends to “peer review” their papers. Not like entire pages of Mein ***** passed peer reviews in 2017.

  • @bugjuicer
    @bugjuicer 3 роки тому +1363

    "The story, script and CGI are really average at best"
    "That's because money is TIGHT"

  • @tranquilrabies
    @tranquilrabies 3 роки тому +17002

    I'm glad they finally increased the Pitch Meetings budget. That CGI spider attack was insane!

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 3 роки тому +540

      "How did they fend off the spiders?"
      "Unclear"
      "Fair enough"

    • @TazTalksYouListen
      @TazTalksYouListen 3 роки тому +161

      Yeah, but they only increased the budget up to Sharknado's level.

    • @Corusame
      @Corusame 3 роки тому +27

      @Kyler Rodgers I think you'll find they actually bite

    • @iDaVisionEnt
      @iDaVisionEnt 3 роки тому +69

      That was CGI?

    • @jakekayden4061
      @jakekayden4061 3 роки тому +27

      It scared me

  • @jedimasterbazz
    @jedimasterbazz 2 роки тому +413

    I usually love Pitch Meetings but the "peer review" joke was an absolute classic!

    • @jamiealexander7385
      @jamiealexander7385 9 місяців тому +21

      Oh, young jedimaster...actually, it's a "pier review". Much to learn do you have...

    • @davidlane1248
      @davidlane1248 8 місяців тому +17

      You're using the word "but" wrong

    • @DoomOfTheNoldor
      @DoomOfTheNoldor 4 місяці тому +7

      And you hate absolute classics, I take it?

    • @bewilderbeestie
      @bewilderbeestie 2 місяці тому

      I was expecting the paper to be yellow and dripping.

    • @UmatsuObossa
      @UmatsuObossa Місяць тому +2

      Saying 'but' here implies you DON'T love "absoliute classic" jokes.

  • @MonsoonGeek
    @MonsoonGeek 3 місяці тому +15

    Pier reviewed/peer reviewed is one of the most underrated puns in the history of Pitch Meeting.

  • @adityagupta97
    @adityagupta97 3 роки тому +744

    "What are the odds?"
    "50%, either it was or it wasn't"
    Those are some Schrödinger's sharks.

    • @nithishprabhu1259
      @nithishprabhu1259 3 роки тому +48

      Quantum Meth

    • @ashanahenry6382
      @ashanahenry6382 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @alexanderkilburg7415
      @alexanderkilburg7415 3 роки тому +18

      Reminds me of my airtight logic about speeding: If you drive twice as fast, you're half as likely to come across a bad driver.

    • @dipdop9734
      @dipdop9734 3 роки тому +1

      @@alexanderkilburg7415 Aren't you just as likely to come across a bad driver? You'll just pass them twice as fast

    • @waltermh111
      @waltermh111 3 роки тому +7

      @@dipdop9734 You are missing and ruining the joke. His analogy was better.

  • @technomage6736
    @technomage6736 3 роки тому +2459

    "What are the odds?"
    "50%, either it was or it wasn't"
    Omfg that's an instant legend 🤣

    • @AkariC
      @AkariC 3 роки тому +68

      I told that to my math teacher when he asked what the probability was of two people of a group that have birthday on the same day. I felt smart back then.

    • @arunk-vc
      @arunk-vc 3 роки тому +47

      I have felt challenged in probability so much that this made sense even though it shouldn't

    • @Sobriebaby
      @Sobriebaby 3 роки тому +48

      Technically in a binomial distribution it is. Either it's one outcome or the other so he is right and it math.

    • @gorillagrod2033
      @gorillagrod2033 3 роки тому +25

      Lmao this guy's a genius

    • @Kilmoran
      @Kilmoran 3 роки тому +49

      Also, that is exactly how "METH" works.

  • @obiwanfx
    @obiwanfx Рік тому +80

    Honestly I respect the sharknado makers for having the balls to come up with this thing

    • @theparadoxgamingofficial369
      @theparadoxgamingofficial369 5 місяців тому +1

      and they made 6 of those 😂

    • @jordancave3089
      @jordancave3089 3 місяці тому +5

      @@theparadoxgamingofficial369that’s the killer for me lol who tf watches these things enough for them to make 5 sequels??😂😂

    • @theparadoxgamingofficial369
      @theparadoxgamingofficial369 3 місяці тому +5

      @@jordancave3089 well i did 😆😆😆
      They are good for a laugh. Nothing more.

    • @kingcosworth2643
      @kingcosworth2643 Місяць тому +4

      @@jordancave3089 These 'so bad they're good' movies are a true gift from God, the clincher though is can't want to make one, that never works

    • @alexscrimpshire8761
      @alexscrimpshire8761 27 днів тому

      They will never be ‘fin’ished

  • @BatmanFan76
    @BatmanFan76 2 роки тому +25

    0:05 “I completely understand. Thanks for your ti- WAIT, YOUR LISTENING?”

  • @nickwilliams2745
    @nickwilliams2745 3 роки тому +2101

    Sharks seeing tornadoes in the movie: well if he’s in I’m in

    • @SethanderWald
      @SethanderWald 3 роки тому +92

      If he's in, I'm in.

    • @carsonrush3352
      @carsonrush3352 3 роки тому +76

      @@SethanderWald, if he's in... I'm in.

    • @charizardjmj
      @charizardjmj 3 роки тому +72

      Well, if he's in........ I'm in

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 3 роки тому +91

      Call backs to previous videos are TIGHT!

    • @bryanlorente9390
      @bryanlorente9390 3 роки тому +113

      Hey that's from that other thing!

  • @patovaquero3005
    @patovaquero3005 3 роки тому +1118

    “50%, either it was or it wasn’t”
    I have never, ever laughed so ugly in my life
    Genius

    • @MatiZ815
      @MatiZ815 3 роки тому +28

      Best line. I'm stealing it.

    • @melontusk7358
      @melontusk7358 3 роки тому +20

      fantastic, I'm learning so much

    • @josephblot4472
      @josephblot4472 3 роки тому +2

      Yo I was too lmaoo 😄

    • @MarcosAnguiano
      @MarcosAnguiano 3 роки тому +7

      Best line ever, also stealing it.

    • @ronyorobio7096
      @ronyorobio7096 3 роки тому +13

      Agreed. That was gold. And it is funnier because in real life that is how people miss use statistics.

  • @paolocaldato2301
    @paolocaldato2301 5 місяців тому +19

    This pitch meeting is some of your finest work, in an already excellent catalogue.
    One of the things I loved about this movie was the climactic battle at the end, with the sharks swirling around in the tornado eating people, and then - when the hero kills them with a handgun - falling out of the tornado. As if they had been intentionally flying whilst alive.

  • @afr0cuban57
    @afr0cuban57 2 роки тому +1729

    The scary part is, at one point this movie was actually pitched to an executive in real life and he green lit it…
    Let that sink in

    • @my3dviews
      @my3dviews 2 роки тому +142

      Six times actually.

    • @AndrewCheshire
      @AndrewCheshire 2 роки тому +23

      I don't want to let it sink in, because there are SHARKS down there.

    • @MrRaydennis1980
      @MrRaydennis1980 2 роки тому +136

      I've often wondered if at the Syfy channel they occasionally get an actually good script on their desk and the executive is like "well, yeah, it's pretty good but where's the humiliation for everyone involved?"

    • @mungosmungo8694
      @mungosmungo8694 2 роки тому +22

      If you only new how the asylum worked...

    • @samus88
      @samus88 2 роки тому +62

      Not really tho. This is a low-budget parody movie done badly on purpose. The pitch is "let's make a shitty movie", literally.

  • @joselkylebalagtas3524
    @joselkylebalagtas3524 3 роки тому +2611

    "What sparks the explosion?"
    "Just, you know life."
    "That'll get ya."
    That actually got me. 😂

  • @turntsnaco824
    @turntsnaco824 3 роки тому +2744

    Can we take a moment to appreciate that this could have been the final episode of Pitch Meeting if they hadn't managed to fight off the spiders?

    • @kamyafred3114
      @kamyafred3114 3 роки тому +15

      @Stellvia Hoenheim 😂😂

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 3 роки тому +31

      @Stellvia Hoenheim I find spiders in my home all the time, it adds up.

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 3 роки тому +38

      Legend has it they’re still lurking just off screen

    • @Chladas77
      @Chladas77 3 роки тому +14

      how can you know they are not spiders in human costumes?

    • @malahammer
      @malahammer 3 роки тому +11

      You sure they weren't sharkders?

  • @Kp08og
    @Kp08og Місяць тому +2

    Shark ado is such a classic, you know everyone involved was just dying laughing at the script reads and the fact that they’ve made like 6 sequels and they get more and more ridiculous is just epic

  • @TheCapnMorgan
    @TheCapnMorgan 2 роки тому +49

    This was absolutely hilarious. That spider attack was insane

  • @tskmaster3837
    @tskmaster3837 3 роки тому +618

    "Here's the pitch... Sharknado!"
    "Shark NATO? A union of Atlantic rim nations formed to combat a giant alien shark invasion?"
    [hides script] "Yes sir!"

    • @nickmurphy2936
      @nickmurphy2936 3 роки тому +71

      With the tagline Pacific Fin

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 3 роки тому +30

      That would fit perfectly inside the DCEU. *Waterman 2: Time for Negotiations*

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 3 роки тому +19

      Not gonna lie.
      If it has a ton of horrible cgi effects, I'd watch it!

    • @berkpick
      @berkpick 3 роки тому +6

      A much better movie

    • @teresasevy1563
      @teresasevy1563 3 роки тому +8

      Does NATO get eaten by sharks? 'Cause I, um, I want to see that movie.

  • @nathanjplatt
    @nathanjplatt 3 роки тому +380

    "What sparks the explosion?" "Just...you know....life"
    "That'll get ya"
    That sums up 2020

    • @TheMyrmo
      @TheMyrmo 3 роки тому +2

      .... yeah.

    • @WesMordine
      @WesMordine 3 роки тому +7

      The film secretly takes place in 2020.

    • @nathanjplatt
      @nathanjplatt 3 роки тому +4

      @@WesMordine This makes total sense....That explains so much

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 3 роки тому +1

      Every movie in the 90s especially Michael Bay lol

    • @amorphoussolid8512
      @amorphoussolid8512 3 роки тому +3

      Went looking for this comment. It was super easy ... barely an inconvenience :)

  • @abevigoata5761
    @abevigoata5761 9 місяців тому +6

    5:18 That advanced statistics lesson was tight!!

  • @zakunick1
    @zakunick1 2 роки тому +64

    This is more Sharknado than I’ve ever seen, and it’s going to stay that way. Perfect.

    • @zakunick1
      @zakunick1 Рік тому

      I’ll keep that in mind for a rainy day.

    • @floridaman6982
      @floridaman6982 Рік тому +1

      Its good bro! just flat out ridiculous

    • @AnneONeemass
      @AnneONeemass 9 місяців тому +1

      Seeing Matt Layer getting eaten as Al Rocker was trying to kill the shark was worth the whole movie sequels right there! All Roker's "sharknado" forecasts was my ultimate favorite bit from the entire series.

  • @jojogpt
    @jojogpt 3 роки тому +319

    "What are the odds?"
    "50%. Either it was or it wasn't"
    The elegance of mathematics here is astounding.

  • @unlyricallyrics4152
    @unlyricallyrics4152 3 роки тому +293

    "It's called Sharknado"
    "Okay I'm listening"
    "I completely understand thanks for your tim..wait you're listening??"
    Lmao that's great

  • @areyoufriendly
    @areyoufriendly 2 роки тому +64

    Never thought I’d see Sharknado, but now I’m compelled.
    Thanks, Writer guy and Producer guy! 👍

    • @thomasneal9291
      @thomasneal9291 4 місяці тому

      It actually IS a hilarious movie. you just have to complete suspend your sense of reality. entirely.

  • @Barnowl65
    @Barnowl65 Рік тому +51

    My dad used to love these movies. Now I kind of want to watch them just to feel close to him. I still miss him.

  • @Operafan24601
    @Operafan24601 3 роки тому +3828

    My son is autistic and is doing extended school year online. He was doing math problems on Zoom with his class and said to his teacher that the problems were "super easy, barely an inconvenience." At times he would throw in a "yeah yeah yeah yeah."

    • @mantonythe1st
      @mantonythe1st 3 роки тому +110

      Making pitch meetings for all the Sharknado movies would be tight.
      Also, I'm so glad you finally did a pitch meeting for Sharknado - if any film deserved the pitch meeting treatment, it was this film. Made me so happy to see this in recently uploaded.

    • @SORRYBUTYOURENEXT
      @SORRYBUTYOURENEXT 3 роки тому +176

      He is the chosen one.

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 3 роки тому +1

      How do you know that?

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 3 роки тому +118

      @@mantonythe1st Why did you wrote this comment as an answer to another comment?

    • @blazer3756
      @blazer3756 3 роки тому +4

      Same

  • @shykorustotora
    @shykorustotora 3 роки тому +4481

    "It's called Sharknado"
    "I'm listening.."
    "I completely understand, thanks for your- Wait, you're actually listening!?"
    Is probably the most accurate part of this entire pitch XD

    • @shykorustotora
      @shykorustotora 2 роки тому +22

      I guess cus I summed it up so well, there's just nothing more to say :P

    • @shykorustotora
      @shykorustotora 2 роки тому +7

      @Halo fan Thanks~

    • @Arigator2
      @Arigator2 2 роки тому +19

      It actually had a lot of potential. It should have been a comedy. You know, on purpose.

    • @billybadass3056
      @billybadass3056 2 роки тому +10

      @@Arigator2 it was

    • @michellesutton802
      @michellesutton802 2 роки тому +3

      He literally roasted the movie
      Lol

  • @ryanperkins8127
    @ryanperkins8127 2 роки тому +42

    The quick, subtle jokes are by far my most favorite part of this channel

  • @kantstenchonthemel5641
    @kantstenchonthemel5641 Рік тому +14

    You have to come back to good old classic pitch meetings from time to time. One of my favourites!

  • @deviles
    @deviles 3 роки тому +3129

    "What are the odds?""
    "50% Either it was or it wasnt."
    This sounds like a line from a terry pratchett novel.

    • @countluke2334
      @countluke2334 3 роки тому +94

      The Terry Pratchett line is actually "One in a million, but it just might work." I think it's "Guards, Guards", definately one of the City Watch books. Then there is this discussion according to which chances of one in a million always work, but let's hope its not 1:999,999 or 1:1,000,001 because then they'd be in real trouble.

    • @deviles
      @deviles 3 роки тому +18

      @@countluke2334 Yes you are right, but also am I. Both versions appear in the books. (im just reading throiugh all of them^^)

    • @rhabeldibabeldi6812
      @rhabeldibabeldi6812 2 роки тому +9

      @@countluke2334 Damn you I wanted to comment the same (only 5 month late, what are the odds?)

    • @zeniths823
      @zeniths823 2 роки тому

      its like pastor's line from young sheldon

    • @bannor99
      @bannor99 2 роки тому +6

      that's how to calculate odds when buying lottery tickets - 0% if you don't buy, 50% if you do

  • @silverstarlightproductions1292
    @silverstarlightproductions1292 3 роки тому +523

    "And then they run away from a giant ferris wheel."
    "Can't they just run to the side?"
    "No because all of these characters have graduated from the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things."

    • @LAReyGo
      @LAReyGo 3 роки тому +12

      With Honors!

    • @magoilic1048
      @magoilic1048 3 роки тому +32

      Quoting other awesome movie channels is tight!

    • @silverTabbed
      @silverTabbed 3 роки тому +8

      The "Prometheus School of Running Away From Things"

    • @TheJuRK
      @TheJuRK 3 роки тому +10

      Still waiting for the Pitch Meeting for Prometheus! And Alien Covenant!

    • @revan0890
      @revan0890 3 роки тому +13

      Ding!

  • @Will_7x
    @Will_7x Рік тому +17

    Man... almost 3 years and this is still my favorite pitch meeting. Your greatest work IMO lol

    • @PhateKills
      @PhateKills Рік тому +1

      I’m rewatching too 😂 so damn funny.

  • @sassyscribe8642
    @sassyscribe8642 2 роки тому +7

    One positive from 2020 is there was a Sharknado marathon on TV so I watched the entire series. May never have even watched the first one otherwise. The over-the-top events in these movies were a great stress-reliever. Would love to see Ryan do pitch meetings for other movies in the franchise when things get really crazy.

  • @starwarfan8342
    @starwarfan8342 3 роки тому +1187

    "Is that how meth works?"
    When people ask how this movie was possible.

    • @Grasslander
      @Grasslander 3 роки тому +41

      The movie is pier-reviewed, so they should approve. Also, it got EIGHT wows from producer guy.

    • @JacobSiegalKingOfSeagaliaBlack
      @JacobSiegalKingOfSeagaliaBlack 3 роки тому +5

      StarWarFan yeah, that’s The Point Of The Video

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 3 роки тому +4

      Being on meth is tight!

    • @cristonsloan
      @cristonsloan 3 роки тому +4

      @@Grasslander Eight is the number of legs on the spiders that they had to fight!
      Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow. Wow

    • @blairbuskirk5460
      @blairbuskirk5460 3 роки тому +1

      No, meth is how the grips work.

  • @jjun2891
    @jjun2891 3 роки тому +333

    "that doesn't seem possible"
    "Yeah, I know it's going to be great."
    "I mean physically."
    "Yeah, he takes him down physically."

  • @robinalonso-desouza7245
    @robinalonso-desouza7245 Рік тому +3

    I think of all the Producer/Writer duos we've seen in this series, these two get along the best.

  • @anonimanonim2710
    @anonimanonim2710 Рік тому +4

    My personal favorite was Sharknado 2, especially that moment when Finn lifted his gold chainsaw in the air while giving a speech and straight up gutting a shark!

  • @stratoskdns7179
    @stratoskdns7179 3 роки тому +882

    "It must be hard to carry a UA-cam channel alone."
    "Actually, super easy, barely an inconvenience."

    • @orangebpumpkin5676
      @orangebpumpkin5676 3 роки тому +17

      And his own channel too!

    • @ChrisParayno
      @ChrisParayno 3 роки тому +11

      That's the thing the guy says😆😆

    • @georgiad4939
      @georgiad4939 3 роки тому +6

      “You back must hurt from carrying screen rant”
      “Yeah yeah yeah”

    • @zackdv7223
      @zackdv7223 3 роки тому +3

      Wow wow wow wow wow wow

    • @victorstiles8946
      @victorstiles8946 3 роки тому +3

      Oh yeah this is screen rant
      I keep forgetting

  • @gregoryfenn1462
    @gregoryfenn1462 3 роки тому +2421

    ‘That is technically “pier reviewed”.’ 😂 I love it

    • @ManiSingh-yd9dh
      @ManiSingh-yd9dh 3 роки тому +28

      Omg pier I get it now thank you 😂

    • @StephRae
      @StephRae 2 роки тому +29

      so funny. this is really intelligent humor. I do love Pitch Meetings for that very reason. They have taken movies I would never have been interested in and made them very watchable for me. Pitch Meeting with Ryan is Tight!!

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 2 роки тому +7

      That joke is genius xD I realized it when he mentioned the junkie at the pier.

    • @BobbySacamano
      @BobbySacamano 2 роки тому +8

      @@thegrayyernaut ...or "drunk guy." Either way ;)

    • @sgtbaker81
      @sgtbaker81 2 роки тому +4

      I want a pier reviewed tshirts

  • @martinheljedal7670
    @martinheljedal7670 2 роки тому +18

    This is my favorite pitch meeting of all time 😍😍 Don't know how many times I've watched it 😁
    "You're not wrong" 😂😂

  • @dpg154
    @dpg154 2 роки тому +4

    An excellent spin on the "barely an inconvenience" running joke 👏

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 3 роки тому +3167

    The house being flooded and full of sharks inside, when there's no flood outside, was even dumber and more senseless than tornadoes dropping hungry sharks on people. Especially since the house was ON A HILL!

    • @Eisinas
      @Eisinas 3 роки тому +358

      scienk and meth proves that

    • @SuMaSLo
      @SuMaSLo 3 роки тому +261

      @@Eisinas I'm sure there was a lot of meth involved while writing the script.
      And multiple scienkists.

    • @swangelok
      @swangelok 3 роки тому +31

      If you are going to get technical...

    • @RageUnchained
      @RageUnchained 3 роки тому +44

      Look man, what do expect from you a film written whilst using the butt end of a loaded revolver to smash up meth rocks and snort them?

    • @frankmcgovern5445
      @frankmcgovern5445 3 роки тому +35

      I don't KNOW.

  • @Zakariyasen
    @Zakariyasen 3 роки тому +203

    "How did this script make it to production?"
    "Unclear"
    "That works"

  • @PerfectionHunter
    @PerfectionHunter 2 роки тому +8

    Never lost it this early in a Pitch Meeting 1:10 🤣

  • @cheahyipin9928
    @cheahyipin9928 Місяць тому +1

    I love how producer guy even looked entertained and supportive of the pitch in a meta sort of way lol nice touch

  • @itriggerpeople4433
    @itriggerpeople4433 3 роки тому +630

    This should have started with, "So you have a TRAVESTY for me?"

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 3 роки тому +16

      Yes sir, I do.

    • @onehungryboy9438
      @onehungryboy9438 3 роки тому +22

      @@chasehedges6775 "The title is Sharknado!"
      *Wow this already sounds awful, let's make it!*

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 3 роки тому +7

      "Unfortunately sir, I do"!
      I'll never understand HOW they are able to keep making these"

    • @ifeanyiduruaku1244
      @ifeanyiduruaku1244 3 роки тому +3

      This movie must be the stupidest stuff of all time🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. The house is flooded but the streets are dry, sharks can fly now and breath on dry land, life ignites gas tanks...lol

    • @tommymc7535
      @tommymc7535 3 роки тому +2

      Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3 have so many plot holes it might be the funniest one you
      Ever do.

  • @NoNo-wz5yv
    @NoNo-wz5yv 3 роки тому +1748

    “That’s the blood of a man that was alive a few seconds ago”
    “Yeah perfect time for a period joke”

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant 3 роки тому +91

      "Disrespecting the dead is TIGHT !"

    • @46chambersoflife
      @46chambersoflife 3 роки тому +14

      Should also have a dick joke inserted in there

    • @PiOfficial
      @PiOfficial 3 роки тому +3

      Yea we all saw the video actually

    • @brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356
      @brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356 3 роки тому +13

      @@PiOfficial ok? He was just commenting his favourite part I of the video

    • @PiOfficial
      @PiOfficial 3 роки тому

      @@brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356 no he was just directly copying the video we saw and putting in the comments in some gay attempt at scoring internet points

  • @ninjabunnywholivesinsideaw8216
    @ninjabunnywholivesinsideaw8216 2 роки тому +7

    I want to see a pitch meeting for EVERY ONE OF THE SHARKNADO FILMS!!!!

  • @chrisperrien7055
    @chrisperrien7055 Рік тому +6

    Probably the most accurate pitch meeting yet.

  • @Crick1952
    @Crick1952 3 роки тому +381

    "Just, ya know... life."
    I think we found a new Pitch Meeting meme

  • @miguel2614
    @miguel2614 3 роки тому +575

    “that’s the name of the movie” gets me every time

    • @ladytokoni
      @ladytokoni 3 роки тому +24

      Also really enjoy "he was in the first movie!"

    • @Ciborium
      @Ciborium 3 роки тому +5

      "Roll credits!"

    • @isheetfromaswhole3657
      @isheetfromaswhole3657 3 роки тому

      You know what geta me every time? Ass. I love eating ass.
      The rib meat is the best.

    • @4n4rch1st7
      @4n4rch1st7 3 роки тому

      “Roll credits”
      *ding *

  • @heidiq9520
    @heidiq9520 2 роки тому +2

    It always gets me the : " I don't know !" " fair enough" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dontavonnejohnson9202
    @dontavonnejohnson9202 2 роки тому +3

    Screen rant is my favorite UA-cam channel because of this man and the pitch meetings. Absolutely simple and brilliant.

  • @Korohpu
    @Korohpu 3 роки тому +226

    "50 percent, either it was or it wasn't!"
    *screams in monty-hall problem*

  • @juic3box312
    @juic3box312 3 роки тому +468

    The more "wow's" I hear the better my day gets.

    • @AtlasofSol
      @AtlasofSol 3 роки тому +8

      Wow wow wow.

    • @ToyInsanity
      @ToyInsanity 3 роки тому +6

      Wow wow wow wow.

    • @yee5074
      @yee5074 3 роки тому +3

      woww

    • @leahluostarinen
      @leahluostarinen 3 роки тому +3

      Wow wow wow!!!

    • @hyperjank5129
      @hyperjank5129 3 роки тому +3

      Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

  • @matthewcs490
    @matthewcs490 Рік тому +17

    “I don’t have any money, is that going to be an issue?” “Actually it’s not easy, definitely an inconvenience.”

  • @0That_Guy0
    @0That_Guy0 2 роки тому +1

    "Suspension of disbelief" was taken to a whole new level with these movies.

  • @ethanwallmusic
    @ethanwallmusic 3 роки тому +256

    "Ya know, life."
    "That'll get to ya."
    mood for all of 2020

  • @derekjancart215
    @derekjancart215 3 роки тому +155

    “What sparks the explosion?”
    “Life”
    “Life will do that”

    • @savage4749
      @savage4749 3 роки тому +6

      *Bro that's so deep it has me in tears*

    • @muserweaver
      @muserweaver 3 роки тому +11

      Life, uhh, finds a way

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 3 роки тому

      That'll getcha

  • @noelvermillion5268
    @noelvermillion5268 Рік тому +3

    I only have 0.000000001 tenth of a brain cell left after watching the Sharknado franchise and I wish to spend it wisely

  • @poeticindulgence753
    @poeticindulgence753 2 роки тому +10

    This one is soo ridiculously funny, i guess it helps that the movie it self was so far fetched 🤣🤣

  • @himdotcom
    @himdotcom 3 роки тому +730

    "That is technically "pier" reviewed." 😂 Ryan doesn't fail.

    • @debbieandrews2624
      @debbieandrews2624 3 роки тому +17

      "What sparks the explosion?"
      "Just you know, life."
      "That'll get ya."
      2020 in a nutshell.

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 роки тому

      He could also have had it be reviewed by a guy who was peeing, and then it would have been peer reviewed. And it's not perfect, but he could also have had it reviewed by a peeping tom, and then it would be peerer reviewed.

    • @joefelice5062
      @joefelice5062 3 роки тому

      You’re not wrong.

  • @chip5892
    @chip5892 3 роки тому +262

    I love how he proceeds to hold up the ‘Scienk’ paper for the rest of the pitch.
    Until ‘Meth’ came along.

    • @hyperrunner8531
      @hyperrunner8531 3 роки тому +25

      Meth definitely provides a logical explanation to why Sharknado got made

    • @ghostnike901
      @ghostnike901 3 роки тому +5

      Pretty sure this movie wasn't even gonna get made...until meth came along

    • @isheetfromaswhole3657
      @isheetfromaswhole3657 3 роки тому +1

      I love eating ass.
      The rib meat is the best.

  • @MrEandc4life
    @MrEandc4life 2 роки тому +2

    I love his enthusiasm when he is like your listening for real

  • @Number2MemeFinder
    @Number2MemeFinder 2 роки тому +1

    I love how when he says "Math!" and shows his paper it reads "Meth". Probably what the writers were on when they wrote this script lol

  • @ohnonotthisguyagain7617
    @ohnonotthisguyagain7617 3 роки тому +1325

    This made me want a Dragonball: Evolution Pitch meeting so bad. These pitch meetings for the horrible movies are top-notch

    • @elliottfussell3523
      @elliottfussell3523 3 роки тому +48

      @Wrong Think you're not missing anything

    • @user-hf4dg2qh8e
      @user-hf4dg2qh8e 3 роки тому +53

      the poor guy had to sit through cats and the emoji movie don't make him sit through another abomination

    • @thehomiedan6378
      @thehomiedan6378 3 роки тому +9

      @Wrong Think Man your blessed

    • @eviino
      @eviino 3 роки тому +4

      that would be cool but id have to bang my head on the wall a few times so I can forget it again .

    • @askpatrick
      @askpatrick 3 роки тому +3

      I thought it was only me. That it was just extra awesome because I'm drunk.

  • @andrewabbott1741
    @andrewabbott1741 3 роки тому +915

    "Its peer reviewed."
    "Multiple scientists looked at that?"
    "No, I showed it to a drunk guy on a peer."
    I have never, ever, laughed so hard in my life.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 роки тому +77

      *pier
      If you look (peer) at it, your way of spelling it a...peers to be correct.
      Oooh. Oooh. "There is no I in peer review. Well, in the peer part anyway. And review has We. But backwards"

    • @julieschooler
      @julieschooler 3 роки тому +11

      I almost choked on my lunch at that. Brilliant.

    • @seanbrown8277
      @seanbrown8277 3 роки тому +15

      Pier homonyms are tight!

    • @Medicbythesquare
      @Medicbythesquare 3 роки тому +7

      Best science joke I've heard in years

    • @albertgein3082
      @albertgein3082 3 роки тому +5

      Technically pier reviewed

  • @laurenwojo
    @laurenwojo Рік тому

    “What sparked the explosion?”
    “Just you know, life”
    😂

  • @Colinkrauss1
    @Colinkrauss1 8 місяців тому +1

    The guy that goes down in ankle deep water is frickin hilarious😂
    Even with no budget, just go 100 feet back til it’s like 4 feet deep

  • @AymiChyan
    @AymiChyan 3 роки тому +179

    4:31 “wow what sparks the explosion?” “just- you know life” “that’ll get cha”

    • @thedraconian4142
      @thedraconian4142 3 роки тому +2

      Yep, that IS what he said!

    • @AymiChyan
      @AymiChyan 3 роки тому +3

      Noah Carriere it sure is

    • @KTKZon58
      @KTKZon58 3 роки тому +1

      Truer words have never been spoken

    • @AymiChyan
      @AymiChyan 3 роки тому +1

      Karen The kat ZON you get it

    • @MelonSkywalker
      @MelonSkywalker Рік тому +1

      will you respond to this 2 years later

  • @korliyon2283
    @korliyon2283 3 роки тому +41

    "Wow, what are the odds that was the same shark that Nova fell into?"
    "50%, either it was or it wasn't."
    I LITERALLY DIED

    • @1MinuteFlipDoc
      @1MinuteFlipDoc 3 роки тому +2

      this is the logic behind modern physics. we might be right, or we might be wrong (50/50). but we're probably wrong.

    • @rpc717
      @rpc717 3 роки тому +1

      Literally? 50% chance of that...

  • @PeopleRTheProblem
    @PeopleRTheProblem 4 місяці тому

    “What sparked the explosion?”……”Oh you know, life….”😂😂😂

  • @samybasile
    @samybasile Рік тому

    "What sparks the explosion?"
    "Just you know, life!"
    "That'll get you."

  • @salamander7154
    @salamander7154 3 роки тому +1790

    I never thought that "pancake sharks are TIGHT" would be a sentence I would ever hear or be cheering at but here we are

    • @FriendlyNeighborhoodNitpicker
      @FriendlyNeighborhoodNitpicker 3 роки тому +5

      More likes would be tight!

    • @imjoeimjoe
      @imjoeimjoe 3 роки тому +1

      When he said this line it felt like he was in a real rush to get this done like it wasn't worth his time lol.

    • @scottbesem3701
      @scottbesem3701 3 роки тому +5

      Do you usually think about sentences you could possibly hear one day?

    • @josephmann9624
      @josephmann9624 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 2 роки тому +6

      Well, you can't go wrong with a wobbegong. It's rhymes, so it's true.

  • @cunnifferous3245
    @cunnifferous3245 3 роки тому +505

    Why does this movie fit as a Pitch Meeting so well?!

  • @jeffersonrose9719
    @jeffersonrose9719 8 місяців тому

    "Fifty Percent. Either it was or it wasn't."
    Best Pitch Meeting joke yet

  • @diegofloor
    @diegofloor Рік тому +5

    I thought making fun of a movie that makes fun of itself wasn't going to work. But turns out it was super easy, barely an inconvenience! honestly, this was hilarious.

  • @griff5274
    @griff5274 3 роки тому +174

    Scienk & Meth: These two papers contain the sum total of all human knowledge.

    • @MorganEdgy
      @MorganEdgy 3 роки тому +9

      Knowleg*

    • @3rdalbum
      @3rdalbum 3 роки тому +4

      That's like two books I read that contain the sum of human knowledge: "What They Teach You At Harvard Business School", and "What They Don't Teach You At Harvard Business School".

    • @Jordan-gh1pw
      @Jordan-gh1pw 3 роки тому +2

      3rdAlbum underrated comment this needs more likes

    • @griff5274
      @griff5274 3 роки тому +1

      3rdalbum haha that may or may not be what I was thinking of

    • @1337m4n
      @1337m4n 3 роки тому

      @@3rdalbum Theoretically true

  • @kobeangelesd
    @kobeangelesd 3 роки тому +2798

    I’m mad that the “fin” joke hit me at the same time as it hit him

    • @avancarr8690
      @avancarr8690 3 роки тому +91

      Like a fish outta water?

    • @cutestbear3327
      @cutestbear3327 3 роки тому +113

      wowowowowowowowowowowow...wow

    • @lonely8070
      @lonely8070 3 роки тому +56

      Bass went unnoticed though.

    • @jobri5688
      @jobri5688 3 роки тому +1

      You know they're the same guy right.

    • @kobeangelesd
      @kobeangelesd 3 роки тому +12

      @@jobri5688 Why are you telling me this as if that isn’t extremely obvious?

  • @BasedLiz
    @BasedLiz Рік тому

    "What's the chance of that happening?!"
    "50%. Either it did, or it didn't."
    That has to be my favorite math joke ever!

  • @gabrielbaker7250
    @gabrielbaker7250 Рік тому +2

    “oh pancake sharks are tight!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @RamseyDewey
    @RamseyDewey 3 роки тому +2715

    Is there a pitch meeting for "Snakes on a Plane"? Because there should be.

    • @mattmac6069
      @mattmac6069 3 роки тому +21

      What are you doing here?

    • @TW2Vlog
      @TW2Vlog 3 роки тому +12

      ^^ This

    • @nevermoresaiththeraven1964
      @nevermoresaiththeraven1964 3 роки тому +12

      Omg yes!!!!!

    • @pimpdaddy312
      @pimpdaddy312 3 роки тому +18

      omg please do snakes on a plane!!

    • @youngsirzo
      @youngsirzo 3 роки тому +102

      Will it be hard to come up with a pitch meeting for Snakes on a Plane?
      Actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @dovidperlman9071
    @dovidperlman9071 3 роки тому +1220

    When he jumps into the shark with a running chainsaw and succeeds in killing the shark, how does he NOT also kill the girl?

  • @kellylynch975
    @kellylynch975 Місяць тому +1

    I don’t know this movie, but this was one of my favorite Pitch Meetings

  • @hexadecimal7300
    @hexadecimal7300 2 роки тому +1

    This one so cheered me up after a crap day at work! Thanks.

  • @WoolfJ35
    @WoolfJ35 3 роки тому +1907

    The fact that the Sharknado franchise is 1. a franchise and 2. still going strong is something that I'm amazed about.

    • @avinashtyagi2
      @avinashtyagi2 3 роки тому +11

      Money

    • @adelucas4824
      @adelucas4824 2 роки тому +138

      And they are so bad they are awesome

    • @gummysnacksandknives9229
      @gummysnacksandknives9229 2 роки тому +79

      There's 6 of them. And it's incredible

    • @mediocri5y
      @mediocri5y 2 роки тому +4

      @@adelucas4824 exactly

    • @martinacosta3821
      @martinacosta3821 2 роки тому +77

      @@gummysnacksandknives9229 wait, there are 6 of them? Really? I knew about only two, damn, but then again theres like 100 fast and furious so it makes sense

  • @pentelegomenon1175
    @pentelegomenon1175 3 роки тому +425

    I love this one because it's got such a happy ending. The writer with no credibility finally realized his dream of selling a Sharknado script, and the producer with no money finally realized his dream of getting money.

    • @brantleyhester6641
      @brantleyhester6641 2 роки тому +41

      And they both learned about scinenk and meth! Two very important things

    • @janwarlock
      @janwarlock Рік тому +4

      @@brantleyhester6641 wowowowowowowowowowowowow...wow

  • @Justin_Rose
    @Justin_Rose 2 роки тому +1

    "You're not wrong" should be one of his go-to lines for Producer Guy.

  • @lkennedy31
    @lkennedy31 5 місяців тому +2

    Man I love these meetings!So many funny moments in about 5 mns:wow,wow,wow,TIGHT,super easy,barely an inconvenience,...Just one of them every day and they make my day!

  • @xord1946
    @xord1946 3 роки тому +261

    "Why aren't they running to the side a little?"
    "Well, they went to the Prometh... wait this is not my script"

    • @thejiggy
      @thejiggy 3 роки тому +26

      I also thought that would have been a nice crossover haha, setting up the UA-camverse

    • @lananiella
      @lananiella 3 роки тому +23

      I heard that automatically in my head too. PM, Honest Trailers and Everything Wrong With videos have ruined me forever. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 3 роки тому +7

      For those wondering what got cut off, "They went to the Prometheus school of running away from things." Which is not actually said in the cinemasins video on Prometheus AFAICT.

    • @stillwatersrundeep001
      @stillwatersrundeep001 3 роки тому +2

      @@njnjhjh8918 Literally every movie director went to that school though TBH

    • @kyleestavio6942
      @kyleestavio6942 3 роки тому +1

      God damn I completely forgot about Cinemasins. After he just started reuploading old videos I stopped watching the channel.

  • @Rekuzan
    @Rekuzan 3 роки тому +151

    "And so the guy does a back flip, snaps the shark's neck & saves the day!"

    • @milesmiscevich4161
      @milesmiscevich4161 3 роки тому

      Facts

    • @monsoon861
      @monsoon861 3 роки тому

      Yes

    • @smittenwerbenjagermanjense1268
      @smittenwerbenjagermanjense1268 3 роки тому +1

      Sharks don't have necks

    • @dariushcreates
      @dariushcreates 3 роки тому +10

      @@monsoon861 "Sharks don't have necks though."
      "Listen, Sir. I'm gonna need you to get waaaaay off my back here"

    • @jamaul1391
      @jamaul1391 3 роки тому +1

      @@smittenwerbenjagermanjense1268 listen sir we're going to need you to get all the way of our backs.

  • @badomens8465
    @badomens8465 2 роки тому

    'how come there's flood inside the house but not the street? ' OMG I NEVER LAUGH SO HARD 😭

  • @vayne06
    @vayne06 7 місяців тому +1

    My father's usually not one for comedies, but we really bonded over watching this whole series!

  • @samuelparchment1908
    @samuelparchment1908 3 роки тому +60

    “Thanks for your time, wait, you’re LISTENING?!?” Yup. That about sums up the pitch for this movie.

  • @jayak8217
    @jayak8217 3 роки тому +756

    "What sparks the explosion?"
    "Just, you know, life."
    Deep...

    • @wonton28
      @wonton28 3 роки тому +3

      I was just thinking the same thing... deep af

    • @genericstaticshock705
      @genericstaticshock705 3 роки тому +5

      Profound even

    • @grantdillon3420
      @grantdillon3420 3 роки тому +5

      Life...uh....finds a way

    • @ceptemzorpus
      @ceptemzorpus 3 роки тому

      i cant begin to tell you how much you need to shut up

    • @ceptemzorpus
      @ceptemzorpus 3 роки тому

      @@wonton28 i cant begin to tell you how much you need to shut up

  • @mrblahbah2522
    @mrblahbah2522 Рік тому +1

    I love the line “Oh, pancake sharks r tight!”

  • @henriquematzenbacher9651
    @henriquematzenbacher9651 8 місяців тому +2

    I definitely want to see this movie now! The pier review joke is just so good 😂