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  • Опубліковано 11 лис 2022
  • Bad TikTok recipes, the only thing keeping me going these days. Today, we venture back onto TikTok, and go through some of the worst TikTok recipes we have seen thus far. Buckle up.
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  • @brittnyhawk8633
    @brittnyhawk8633 Рік тому +6062

    As someone who literally stolen food(I'm not proud of it, feel bad now) to just eat, wasting food just really pi**es me off.

    • @nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526
      @nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526 Рік тому +1625

      If you're stealing food because you're hungry and need to eat, you're not stealing. You shouldn't be proud, but you shouldn't feel bad either.

    • @brookelynnwu8016
      @brookelynnwu8016 Рік тому +755

      Same, but in that case, is it really stealing if it’s necessary for your survival? I think not.

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey Рік тому +839

      Stealing food because you need to is understandable. Wasting food like this is not
      You're good and I hope you're doing better now

    • @angelbabies7
      @angelbabies7 Рік тому +458

      If you're going to starve or steal to live, stealing isn't the name for it. Survival is.

    • @billbombshiggy9254
      @billbombshiggy9254 Рік тому +256

      Me too. There was a time I was stealing food from Walmart because we had no money.
      Food waste pisses me off, almost as much as people who just throw things together and try to call it a meal (my MIL can't cook worth a good gd damn. Sugar spaghetti. Sugar tacos. I'm not talking about like a tsp of sugar to cut the tomato acidity. No. I'm talking like a cup of sugar in the sauce. Yes, in the taco meat too. She thinks she's such a great cook and that everybody prefers her cooking over mine. she was getting thoroughly pissed off at me when I cooked for everyone there for a while because I'd make a lot, and it would all be gone and people were excited to eat it. Half of hers would be left and would go bad. )

  • @spiralnapkin
    @spiralnapkin Рік тому +3104

    As an actual fire fighter, I assure you, that macaroni and cheese has no resemblance to anything we'd ever eat at the fire house. I'd get kicked out if I tried to serve this to my coworkers.

    • @atomicreactor6033
      @atomicreactor6033 Рік тому +134

      Bacon or ground beef would have been so much better... that Mac and cheese..... it's ungodly and an abhorrent creation that must be purged. Would you be okay if I made this, only to throw it in a fire? Would it be the one fire you wouldn't put out?

    • @i_fuze_hostages6
      @i_fuze_hostages6 Рік тому +90

      im an emt and a volunteer firefighter I’d get hung for that

    • @atomicreactor6033
      @atomicreactor6033 Рік тому +20

      @@DuckGuy69 I wanna know, but you're either a bot or that's something I'm not prepared for mentally

    • @DuckGuy69
      @DuckGuy69 Рік тому +15

      @@atomicreactor6033 hello I am here speaking to u I am not an NPC : D

    • @atomicreactor6033
      @atomicreactor6033 Рік тому +15

      @@DuckGuy69 See, now I'm worried what you said earlier..... don't tell me. Let me lose my sanity alone until I finally crack and throw it in Google Translate

  • @Imamotherfreakingavocado
    @Imamotherfreakingavocado Рік тому +1111

    As someone who isn't doing the best financially, it really, really bothers me when people are just outright wasting food like this. It's alright if it's weird if they actually eat it, but if they just chuck that away, it makes me so mad. My family can't afford to waste much food, so it's the most annoying thing when people do it on such a large scale

    • @nonyabizz3533
      @nonyabizz3533 Рік тому +14

      What about people like Matt Stonie that gluttonize for views? That bugs me more

    • @wmm1006
      @wmm1006 Рік тому +60

      @@nonyabizz3533 it's one thing to eat a large amount of food and just exercise it off, it's a whole different thing when you get food and just throw it away, at least Matt has the courtesy to eat the excessive amount of food he purchased.
      Personally I'd rather see people eat large amounts of food rather than making a 1 minute tiktok just to ruin said food.

    • @HellenaHanbasquet
      @HellenaHanbasquet Рік тому +16

      We are fortunate to be stable, but we are homesteaders. I grow and preserve most of our food (it's a huge part of why we're stable) it makes me irate to see these videos wasting food for clout.

    • @sebrr
      @sebrr Рік тому

      @@nonyabizz3533 he eats all the food

    • @nonyabizz3533
      @nonyabizz3533 Рік тому +5

      @@sebrr Bruh cmon. Throwing food out isnt worse than these stupid content creators eating tons of food only for views. Lololol. How many homeless people over a year could Matt Stonie feed from the over abundance of food he consumes???? Its much more than the amount a average person throws out.

  • @pepsicola4718
    @pepsicola4718 Рік тому +68

    7:40. No seperators, lids, ziplocs, or tubs. Just pure chaos in that lunchbox.

  • @msjkramey
    @msjkramey Рік тому +1559

    I eat meat, but this video made me feel more guilty about that than any vegan video ever could. Don't waste food especially meat. An animal literally died to feed you and you need to respect that. Plus, I hate food waste in general. What's wrong with some people?

    • @GridnetGaming
      @GridnetGaming Рік тому +10

      you eat what now?

    • @amthatdad3450
      @amthatdad3450 Рік тому +67

      That ribeye video just made me angry...

    • @3arthandsky
      @3arthandsky Рік тому +45

      Sadly most meat eaters waste good food. My mom buys organic vegetables that go unused and cooks large pots of mainly meat based meals that she my dad are forced to eat cause my siblings beg my parents to buy them McDonald's instead of eating what my mom made. I don't consume meat but my mom cooks so much that she has to throw it away or feed it to her dog. Her house starts to stink too cause it smells really bad. Her fridge also smells like a butcher shop.

    • @redline1916
      @redline1916 Рік тому +67

      @@3arthandsky Idk man I've met vegans who do the same thing, we're on the same terms.

    • @Someone72663
      @Someone72663 Рік тому +1

      @@GridnetGaming Meat. As in Animal flesh. Get your mind out of the fucking gutter.

  • @ScottH18
    @ScottH18 Рік тому +1774

    The Leaf Wellington was brilliant satire of the whole genre. I laughed harder than I had in a long time

    • @SecretWars98
      @SecretWars98 Рік тому +63

      I just realized this whole video is! Idk about funny, cringey yes.

    • @cowlord98
      @cowlord98 Рік тому +42

      yeah i dont get how someone could get through moldy corn husks instead of prosciutto

    • @justacherry4406
      @justacherry4406 Рік тому +56

      it's like HowToBasic without the unhinged grunts and screeching and without the several hundred eggs

    • @Alethiometer
      @Alethiometer Рік тому +18

      Have you ever heard the tale of Moose turd pie?
      This takes place in the Canadian Tundra with a bunch of lumberjacks, everyone has a job has to do chore rotaions & cooking is one of those chores the only way out is if someone else complains about the food then it becomes their permanate job. Well one guy ended upas the "Chef" no matter what he made no one wanted to get stuck being the chef, as time went on he got despite & decidedto make adish so nasty someone had to complain finally relieving him of this chore from hell, as he pondered this he stepped into a huge pie of moose turd...
      Yup, he had his way out, so he made this huge moose turd pie & served it up to all his lumberjack buddies, the Boss happened to walk in right as he was handing out this delicious looking meat pie he took a huge bite gagged spit it out screamed "MY GAWD THIS IS MOOSE TURD PIE......but its good!" why did I tell this joke?

    • @robbylawlor4259
      @robbylawlor4259 Рік тому +36

      I peeped the guy's TikTok channel and the entire thing is hilarious. Best part is he posts actual food videos every so often and he's actually a really good chef.

  • @KeiFlox
    @KeiFlox Рік тому +85

    Some irony with the food waste topic--I watched this video while eating a meal that came from my local foodbank yesterday. They collect all of the expired/unsold/etc. food from stores in town, millions of pounds of food averted from landfills and given to people who need it.

  • @JaggedBird
    @JaggedBird Рік тому +474

    Gordon Ramsay would be screaming in horror if he saw these

    • @jvaschagas1082
      @jvaschagas1082 Рік тому

      I think he'd just kill them.

    • @saxman2023
      @saxman2023 Рік тому +16

      GORDON would be screaming if he saw this, I was screaming when i saw this, if gordon saw hed start ww3

    • @shadowcompanyoparative253
      @shadowcompanyoparative253 Рік тому +10

      I started screaming even my dog started screaming

    • @NurKurt2706
      @NurKurt2706 Рік тому +6

      I started screaming, my toddler started screaming, even the baby inside my belly started screaming.

    • @LisaSummers1988
      @LisaSummers1988 3 місяці тому

      @@saxman2023 starting ww3? thats already covered by someone else. dont worry about it.

  • @IllegalMonkeStalin
    @IllegalMonkeStalin Рік тому +1695

    Surprisingly, nobody wants to spend 3 hours on a *PB+J* which is meant for cavemen 💀

  • @andrewg9216
    @andrewg9216 Рік тому +677

    the first one was ok, it was clearly satire and so well prepared. dude did such a good job making it that i was almost fooled. the rest deserve their own circle of hell.

    • @smokeydabear33_74
      @smokeydabear33_74 Рік тому +24

      They were all clearly satire..(maybe not the watermelon pizza one) but they were so obviously joking

    • @andrewg9216
      @andrewg9216 Рік тому +68

      @@smokeydabear33_74 they may all have been satire but they lack the polish and subtlety of the first one. They are so heavyhanded and over the top it wasn't enjoyable.

    • @smokeydabear33_74
      @smokeydabear33_74 Рік тому +16

      @@andrewg9216 yeah I can agree, the satire fell flat for me however i did chuckle on the 2nd and first one for so weird and random it was

    • @lapislazarus8899
      @lapislazarus8899 Рік тому +19

      I think the mac'n'cheese lady was serious

    • @IllegalMonkeStalin
      @IllegalMonkeStalin Рік тому +4

      @@smokeydabear33_74 The watermelon one led the mafia to camp outside that womans house 💀

  • @scantyoutube5649
    @scantyoutube5649 Рік тому +51

    5:44 I love how the girl in the back looks around like, "Oh you've gotta be shitting me."

    • @raetime2350
      @raetime2350 3 місяці тому

      I thought the same! “Ah helllllll no, what has this bitch created now?!”

  • @ImReadyDepression
    @ImReadyDepression Рік тому +53

    Now all we need is a horror movie called The Leaf Wellington

  • @ddz1375
    @ddz1375 Рік тому +519

    As a person who has going hungry many a Time nothing makes me more Furious than someone wasting good food or defiling perfectly good food. Love your content I'm glad you pop up on my to watch list. You give the best snark

    • @smokeydabear33_74
      @smokeydabear33_74 Рік тому +5

      Explain how they are wasting food? Apart from the leaf Wellington & the steak + egg one, all of the other foods have seem **NORMAL** enough to consume. You’re just assuming that this obviously satire account has wasted food without any amount of proof

    • @GardenGrownGreens
      @GardenGrownGreens Рік тому +31

      @@smokeydabear33_74 are you for real? Just bec they took a bite on cam does not mean they ate it all... Either way its obvi they are wasting food... DONT BE FOOLED!

    • @smokeydabear33_74
      @smokeydabear33_74 Рік тому +7

      @@GardenGrownGreens explain how they wasted food. (100% did waste on the steak n eggs one + first one). However like I said, all of the other food seemed normal enough to finish, there is flat out no proof that they wasted food…

    • @wes4578
      @wes4578 Рік тому +15

      @@smokeydabear33_74 there also no proof that they didn't waste it :/

    • @smokeydabear33_74
      @smokeydabear33_74 Рік тому +3

      @@wes4578 well I’m just using the logic that the food look actually decent enough to finish, doesn’t mean that they did eat it. They made pretty normal foods from my perspective so that’s that🤷🏽

  • @GoddessoftheGeeks
    @GoddessoftheGeeks Рік тому +438

    The lady making the fire department macaroni has like ten foster kids and is super sweet I get why she cooks the way she does,she's made other stuff that looks fine. The rest just seem insane

    • @nsullivan9096
      @nsullivan9096 Рік тому +129

      That is exactly the kind of mac n cheese we would eat as kids when money was tight. its filling and feelsmore like a meal with the hot dogs especially when youre jsut a kid

    • @GoddessoftheGeeks
      @GoddessoftheGeeks Рік тому +94

      @@nsullivan9096 yeah it's not really fair to judge people when they're genuinely trying to stretch a meal for lots of people like this lady who literally raises like 10 foster kids at a time like this lady is a saint and the food doesn't look that bad like it's pretty basic recipes

    • @skullkid692
      @skullkid692 Рік тому +27

      I am so envious of her 10+ knob oven/stove.

    • @dc7993
      @dc7993 Рік тому +21

      @@GoddessoftheGeeks I fully agree, I just cannot get over the entire block of cheese being put in, for some reason it just feels so wrong

    • @gordonwelcher9598
      @gordonwelcher9598 Рік тому +9

      Cream cheese is a vile substance and ruins any recipe that uses it.

  • @nataliebrown3824
    @nataliebrown3824 8 місяців тому +19

    I will defend the woman who made the hot dog mac and cheese with my life. She has a family of 10, fostering multiple children that make up the bulk of that 10, and is super sweet

    • @expressionlesssoulz301
      @expressionlesssoulz301 6 місяців тому

      Ngl that looked like something id eat 💀
      Maybe a bit less cheese but it still looked fine by my standards-

  • @Ridenkoo
    @Ridenkoo Рік тому +15

    8:26 “ because I don’t want to start a waaarrr in the comments” for some reason got me wheezing 💀

  • @lunacy3
    @lunacy3 Рік тому +194

    I’m still not over the lady putting salt on her bread like bacon don’t have high ass sodium already 😂

    • @BMoney77
      @BMoney77 Рік тому +14

      That’s exactly what I thought lol. Then I saw the ketchup and raw bacon. This had to be a joke.

    • @TraceguyRune
      @TraceguyRune Рік тому +11

      I seriously hate people who want to put salt on food with sodium

  • @vyx019mhknot6
    @vyx019mhknot6 Рік тому +261

    Hot take: that fire dept mac n cheese is the first food I've seen in this entire series of Awful TikTok cooking videos that has potential to be amazing with some tweaks.

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 Рік тому +42

      like for starters: no fucking Velveeta

    • @lapislazarus8899
      @lapislazarus8899 Рік тому +36

      @@joshc5613 no hot dogs. You can get some decent andouille sausage.
      There's a way to make the most bomb baked mac'n'cheese, there's no reason to punish yourself with food

    • @elgenpatterson-caesar4367
      @elgenpatterson-caesar4367 Рік тому +1

      @@joshc5613 I was gonna say that! Lol

    • @CamperCarl00
      @CamperCarl00 Рік тому +15

      Step 1: Boil pasta until al dente, strain pasta and put into a mixing bowl.
      Step 2: Quickly mix in a small brick of sharp cheddar that's been finely cubed. Keep mixing until cheese is fully melted and coated the pasta.
      Step 3: stir in 1 1/2 cans of cream of mushroom
      Step 4: add whatever "non-hot dog" meat here, sliced or cubed to the mixture.
      Step 5: spread into a greased pan and top with thin 2x8 long sharp cheddar sticks (amount needed varies, a square pan should have them in a boxed X pattern).
      Step 6: bake covered at 350 degrees Farenheit for 30 minutes. Let stand 5 minutes after cooking.

    • @defyspy
      @defyspy Рік тому +1

      True, had it several times still tastes great

  • @Aedrieus
    @Aedrieus Рік тому +49

    7:35 I was fully expecting her to empty the contents of the water bottle over the sandwich, popcorn, and jelly.
    Also bacon sandwiches are a real thing, they just don't look as sad.

  • @Hi-du1wv
    @Hi-du1wv Рік тому +59

    As someone who already despises watermelon because of it texture I can’t imagine what warm soggy watermelon would feel like 🤢🤢

    • @temnospondyliPie
      @temnospondyliPie 11 місяців тому +2

      i heard that roasted watermelon texture similiar to raw tuna
      idk it's real or not

    • @sirin4248
      @sirin4248 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@@temnospondyliPiei like tuna but that kinda sounds disturbing..

    • @temnospondyliPie
      @temnospondyliPie 10 місяців тому +2

      @@sirin4248 can agree

    • @mazariej11
      @mazariej11 8 місяців тому +1

      People do actually grill watermelon sometimes, especially in the south. It doesn't get soggier, having those grill marks improves the texture and gets rid of excess water because of all the heat. I would not add anything on top of grilled watermelon except maybe a little salt or pico fruta at the end. The addition of sauce and cheese makes her recipe gross, that's too much

    • @fredo_credo5689
      @fredo_credo5689 3 місяці тому

      And somehow it was still the least awful food in the video

  • @executor32
    @executor32 Рік тому +89

    7:14 I guarantee it's no joke. She's English, a people who will stick a buttered slice of toast between two un-toasted slices of bread and call it a toast sandwich.

    • @IllegalMonkeStalin
      @IllegalMonkeStalin Рік тому +17

      I’m American and honestly I’m pretty glad I’m not British. Some of their foods look nice, some look decent and some look absolutely inedible. But, you have to give them praise. Us Americans can eat loads of sugar without immediately dying, Russians can stomach multiple bottles of vodka and British can somehow eat beans on toast 💀

    • @gamercreature2587
      @gamercreature2587 Рік тому +1

      @@IllegalMonkeStalin Yeah I mean at least when the food is not unhealthy our food is good beans with toast though.

    • @IllegalMonkeStalin
      @IllegalMonkeStalin Рік тому +6

      @@gamercreature2587 Sometimes the positives need to be looked at. And the positive for me is that I don’t have to have canned beans on a piece of burnt toast 💀

    • @warmachine7610
      @warmachine7610 Рік тому +13

      Im English and I have never heard of a toast sandwich ..and I would never eat anything that lady prepares :)

    • @executor32
      @executor32 Рік тому +10

      @@warmachine7610 It dates back to at least 1861, when it was featured in the "Invalid Cookery" (i.e. food for the sickly) section of _Mrs. Beeton's Book of Household Management._
      In 2011, to celebrate the book's sesquicentennial and draw attention to its more austere recipes in the wake of the Great Recession, the Royal Society of Chemistry made a bunch of toast sandwiches and passed them out to passersby outside their office. They also declared it "the country's most economical lunch", with an estimated cost of 7.5p, and offered a £200 reward to anyone who could come up with a cheaper meal; they got so many submissions, they ended the offer after only a week and gave the £200 to a randomly selected entrant.

  • @thunderkrux7745
    @thunderkrux7745 Рік тому +93

    The thing that kills me for some reason is making a leaf wellington requires chick fil-a sauce.

    • @TraceguyRune
      @TraceguyRune Рік тому +6

      What a waste of sauce

    • @Kirraii
      @Kirraii Рік тому

      ​@@TraceguyRuneong

    • @TheWolfsnack
      @TheWolfsnack Рік тому +1

      .......I wonder how that would work with my Ex's compost pie?

  • @heavilyfought-19
    @heavilyfought-19 Рік тому +16

    That last one can't actually be real, there's no possible way a grown man can mess food up that badly

  • @sademorris2433
    @sademorris2433 Рік тому +19

    The leaf wellington and the steak in the
    microwave, both reminds me of making mud pies and “food” outside as a kid but an adult version.

  • @Maronvr3
    @Maronvr3 Рік тому +182

    Their dreams were to be professional chefs but they became wannabe Walmart cooks

    • @AugustTheMexicanDuck
      @AugustTheMexicanDuck Рік тому +8

      Worse than walmart cookers

    • @michealpersicko9531
      @michealpersicko9531 Рік тому +4

      No Sam Walton knew what the fuck he was doing with the Great Value brand some of the stuff is straight fire and miles ahead Stop & SHop/Giant.

  • @the_inquisitive_inquisitor
    @the_inquisitive_inquisitor Рік тому +35

    The other day I made beef wellington then shoved the whole thing through a meat grinder to make pot pie filling.... and even I am disturbed by this.

  • @CarrotCube
    @CarrotCube Рік тому +5

    That Leaf Wellington is not only a joke, BUT it is also a SUPERB recipe for detritivore invertrevaes like isopods, who mostly feed on decaying leaves and rotting wood (you may want to take out the sauce and maple syrup, tho)
    Just cook up one of these bad boys you'll have isopod treats for an eternity

  • @morganpants5269
    @morganpants5269 Рік тому +82

    As someone who has to go hungry just to house and feed her child when I saw the steak im like uh ok but then the whole carton of eggs my heart just dropped and I legitimately had no idea it would even bother me but God damn. 😳😔

    • @IllegalMonkeStalin
      @IllegalMonkeStalin Рік тому +1

      You literally have wifi and an electronic. If you were a struggling mother, you wouldn’t be ranting in the comments about your situation for 2 likes 🗿

    • @morganpants5269
      @morganpants5269 Рік тому +38

      @@IllegalMonkeStalin lol Internet access is required everywhere these days and it so is an electronic? It's hardly a rant at all. I'm watching august and wanted to comment because I was shocked how it made me feel and wanted to see if anyone could relate. Its ridiculous that just because I'm struggling means I don't get to watch a ten minute video and comment quickly about how I felt. I only added the beginning for context. Everyone needs to destress buddy. I hope you take care of your mental health in the future.

    • @IllegalMonkeStalin
      @IllegalMonkeStalin Рік тому

      @@morganpants5269 I don’t think you understand. Absolutely nobody cares. We came here for a video not for you to whine about your situation. It’s hardly surprising that nobody cares. And the electronic issue? It’s a way of showing that you clearly have enough money for that. Wifi isn’t cheap either and if you’re struggling with kids, why have them in the first place? You should have thought about that in hindsight.

    • @ZebraLuv
      @ZebraLuv Рік тому +34

      @@IllegalMonkeStalin unintelligent assumption. The government has several programs for free phones and computers with free internet and phone service for poor people. Family members often buy phones for each other and put them on their plan. Burner phones are only $30. You're expected to have phones and internet for work and doctors. I don't even know why you'd think cell phone = rich when we give those to 12 yesr olds who don't have jobs. Never met a homeless person without a phone after 2015. Before 2015 they all went to the library to use computers and phones. Basic food groceries are $200 per person in the home every month. Phones can be free to $15 per month. Hooking up to the neighbor's wifi is always free too.

    • @benthicbios9395
      @benthicbios9395 Рік тому +14

      It made me upset too, Im even raising chickens but they aren't laying right now because of molting but sometimes people struggle and while I can't even buy myself eggs right now I have to be sure I have internet because I'm currently job searching!

  • @ravendarkspawn
    @ravendarkspawn Рік тому +94

    *Leaf wellington*
    August- It's left me with a positive note, it actually looks kinda good
    That vegan teacher- That's a check for you, good job

  • @Bruceykeys
    @Bruceykeys Рік тому +25

    Imagine meeting a nice guy who cooks Wellington for you but find out he's insane and cooks them from his garden waste 🤣

  • @dizzybunnies
    @dizzybunnies Рік тому +10

    9:23 man im struggling to buy healthy, fresh groceries on a regular basis and mans wasted steak and eggs as if they were free BRUHHH

  • @ariadnefrolich7243
    @ariadnefrolich7243 Рік тому +51

    "Put away anything depending on you having an appetite" Um, actually, I like to watch bad cooking when I'm eating; It makes me appreciate my meal all the more.
    10:05 If that meat wasn't dead before, that man certainly killed it.

    • @cassualtea2040
      @cassualtea2040 Рік тому +2

      ignfkd I feel seen. I too love to watch these while eating or cooking, it makes me feel smug but also grateful.

  • @tomatedesign1976
    @tomatedesign1976 Рік тому +43

    I've a friend who ran a bed and breakfast which doubled as a location where the local council housed their tenants whose houses were undergoing repair. He literally saw one of their "clients" make a packed lunch for their kids of a Cheesy Wotsit sandwich.

    • @yvfkm
      @yvfkm Рік тому +4

      What is wotsit

    • @FlyingAnanas-337
      @FlyingAnanas-337 Рік тому +3

      What's that?

    • @shanayazaveri2620
      @shanayazaveri2620 Рік тому +5

      @@yvfkm it's like Cheetos Puffs

    • @shanayazaveri2620
      @shanayazaveri2620 Рік тому +1

      @@FlyingAnanas-337 it's like Cheetos Puffs

    • @3arthandsky
      @3arthandsky Рік тому +2

      If you think thats bad at a mechanic shop i had to work at the clients family was having a barbeque and each of the family members had a liter of soda all for themselves. Not to mention the large amount of chip bags.

  • @icykuikinu300
    @icykuikinu300 Рік тому +7

    Legit, hot dogs and Mac and cheese (with baked beans also) goes really nicely together, and it's a southern classic. That Mac&cheese monstrosity scares me though

  • @DigitalAqua.
    @DigitalAqua. Рік тому +15

    4:54 She looks like she trying to summon satan with food 💀

  • @depressed_weighted_B1anket
    @depressed_weighted_B1anket Рік тому +32

    That's what I did when I was little... make gourmet meals with sticks and leaves.
    He must have been watching what food was like in the Colonial 1700s.

    • @IllegalMonkeStalin
      @IllegalMonkeStalin Рік тому +1

      Nah man probably food in the fucking Stone Age 💀

    • @ketaminepoptarts
      @ketaminepoptarts Рік тому

      ​@@IllegalMonkeStalin nah thats what the first humans were eating

  • @nellepolansky300
    @nellepolansky300 Рік тому +28

    These are the weird kids from grade school who at lunch mixed up everything in their milk container and begged people to dare them to drink it aren’t they.

  • @absolutelyridiculous6743
    @absolutelyridiculous6743 Рік тому +16

    I pride myself on the ability to try anything at least once, but some of these look like a trip to the emergency room...

  • @TheBattleRabbit860
    @TheBattleRabbit860 Рік тому +5

    9:55 When I see this, I can only imagine what some starving kid living in poverty somewhere watching this. Knowing that people intentionally waste food like this is maddening.

  • @ItsJustMe0585
    @ItsJustMe0585 Рік тому +24

    That poor steak. It looked so yummy and a poor cow died for that cringe.
    I'm not remotely a vegan, far from it, but I never waste meat if I can avoid it solely because an animal DID die for that.

  • @GeneralFlex_
    @GeneralFlex_ Рік тому +124

    Only august will wake me up at midnight to watch his video

  • @tuckerc9778
    @tuckerc9778 6 місяців тому +3

    7:51 so watermelon pizza is bad, but with pineapple, YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE, ALSO PUTING THE PINEAPPLE UNDER THE CHEESE, I WANT TO SEE MY INGREDIENTS BEFOR I TAKE A BITE! “Water Mellon Pineapple Pizza”.

  • @SaikiKFann
    @SaikiKFann Рік тому +8

    The air fryer on 6:25 looks like it was in a hoarders episode

  • @elijahcardona1376
    @elijahcardona1376 Рік тому +19

    3:20 for a quick sec I thought he was going to pull out his sausage

  • @Goremejy
    @Goremejy Рік тому +29

    I agree with you on the food. If I order something and don’t like, I still make myself finish it and just remember not to get it again. Unless your allergic or a food is just so bad you cant swallow it, I can’t believe how many entitled people throw food away for the smallest of reasons like spoiled kids.

    • @gamercreature2587
      @gamercreature2587 Рік тому +3

      I am one of the people who at least try to force myself to eat it but if I start feeling sick I am just not finishing it.

  • @elikathegobby
    @elikathegobby Рік тому +8

    as someone who cant even afford a loaf of bread watching this video really pissed me off...that perfectly good angus beef steak gone to waste just another reason why i think tiktok should burn

    • @antonkovalov9648
      @antonkovalov9648 Рік тому

      I'm curious where you're from now. Bread is like 0.7$ in Ukraine right now, and you can find rye bread that's half that even. To be honest everything grain related is still cheap here even with a war going on, other stuff got threefold more expensive though.

  • @attalay1845
    @attalay1845 Рік тому +10

    1:45 now you can feed this to your cows

  • @jo.comics
    @jo.comics Рік тому +14

    That last one genuinely upset me. I'm just kinda upset now. I hope that person changes their life and apologises for that.

  • @GONE607
    @GONE607 Рік тому +10

    9:09 Howtobasic

  • @ellingtonlilly
    @ellingtonlilly Рік тому +9

    You ever microwaved a rotten coconut???? I don’t recommend it. It’s in my top 3 worst smells.
    (I did it for a project, not to eat, I didn’t know it would be so bad…)

  • @emmalemon6266
    @emmalemon6266 Рік тому +11

    That leaf Wellington is taking vegan to a new level 💀

  • @t0xc712
    @t0xc712 Рік тому +7

    5:43 That girl in the back is literally saying
    "What did mom make toda- Ah hell nah what the fuck."

  • @YB_THE-GR8ST_OAT
    @YB_THE-GR8ST_OAT Рік тому +14

    10:16
    Bro said "stick it's meat" 💀

  • @NnightRavenN
    @NnightRavenN 9 місяців тому +4

    im definitly not a vegan but having an animal to die just so you can disrespect its meat is beyond horror to me

  • @processfailed
    @processfailed Рік тому +1

    Ok, as someone who went to British boarding school, the bacon sandwich is not far off the bacon butties we would get at the village shop. Bacon, butter and tomato catsup/ketchup. Thinking back, it really wasn't a great food but it was better than what they served in the dining hall.

  • @catgaeming2025
    @catgaeming2025 Рік тому +9

    9:00 we got great value version of how to basic over here

  • @bulletproofweasel
    @bulletproofweasel Рік тому +10

    6:05 "come make food that will surely shorten your life span."

  • @erikstolzenberger1517
    @erikstolzenberger1517 Рік тому +182

    August is really our gastronomical messiah...he suffers for other people's cooking sins...and our amusement, thank you August!

    • @GridnetGaming
      @GridnetGaming Рік тому +4

      i swear i thought u said gastrointestinal

    • @ZoddTheImmortalll
      @ZoddTheImmortalll Рік тому

      When does he suffer? its not like hes making and eating it lol

    • @Lokomereok
      @Lokomereok Рік тому

      @@ZoddTheImmortalll he suffers because he loses braincells for us

    • @IllegalMonkeStalin
      @IllegalMonkeStalin Рік тому

      @@GridnetGaming What the actual fuck?? 💀

  • @bootcampassistant3301
    @bootcampassistant3301 Рік тому +8

    These TikTok’s are giving cooking with jack a run for his money.

  • @Eggzrgoood
    @Eggzrgoood Рік тому +6

    Smallest American dish 0:24

  • @jestersmith9349
    @jestersmith9349 Рік тому +69

    watching so much food being wasted made me age 👴

    • @FlyingAnanas-337
      @FlyingAnanas-337 Рік тому +5

      Same, this video just cleanly took off 10 years of my life span

  • @amiable6194
    @amiable6194 Рік тому +174

    With the pizza one, I think she may have been going along with the concept similar to eggplant pizza. Eggplant pizza actually slaps.

    • @C7eamy
      @C7eamy Рік тому +20

      She just ruined my favorite food that easily

    • @lapislazarus8899
      @lapislazarus8899 Рік тому +10

      Geez, thanks. It's 9 o'clock at night and now I'm thinking... "Let's make eggplant pizza! Just gotta pick up a few items..."
      I'm no longer a nocturnal creature! Stop it Mandy🤨

    • @GridnetGaming
      @GridnetGaming Рік тому +5

      excuse me?

    • @Beannnskies
      @Beannnskies Рік тому +4

      You know, eggplant pizza sounds good

    • @ParsureArts
      @ParsureArts Рік тому +6

      I can excuse the watermelon pizza, smoky fruit and cheese does sound kind of interesting.

  • @bhumibolrushing7830
    @bhumibolrushing7830 Рік тому +56

    I used to hate pineapple on pizza then I started actually eating it and it's really good.

    • @kozuu8024
      @kozuu8024 Рік тому +16

      Fucking finally, someone not bitching about pineapple

    • @anfrex3342
      @anfrex3342 Рік тому

      @@kozuu8024 Is shit mate

    • @maxallen8039
      @maxallen8039 Рік тому

      Same here. Food purists suck.

    • @mrdarksky5746
      @mrdarksky5746 Рік тому +2

      redemption arc🤣

    • @jaxg8rchick167
      @jaxg8rchick167 Рік тому +2

      Pineapple one pizza is life !!! Next time if you like jalapeños add a little jalapeños to your Hawaiian pizza sooooo good

  • @antonicarneline249
    @antonicarneline249 Рік тому +6

    7:23 I'm lowkey crying right now! 😭

  • @TheMobHunter100
    @TheMobHunter100 Рік тому +11

    some woman: makes watermelon pizza that has pineapple on it
    everybody who likes and hates pineapple pizza: we must unite together against this monstrosity

    • @AugustTheMexicanDuck
      @AugustTheMexicanDuck Рік тому +1

      Pineapple pizza good as hell

    • @K-7Maylis
      @K-7Maylis Рік тому

      @@AugustTheMexicanDuckWhat makes it good tho, geniunely curious. To me the pizza gets super sweet and it's like I just put an extreme amount of sugar + a tsp of water on the pizza

  • @speedyd8150
    @speedyd8150 Рік тому +18

    6:15 That oven is disgusting. Wouldn't expect anything less from someone on TikTok though.

  • @elomthekiller
    @elomthekiller 8 місяців тому +1

    5:08 i love that i use to work as a warehouse/installer for a mid to high end appliances company and seeing someone with a expensive ass 60 inch gas range with custom nobs being used to make weird ass food also the kids look not happy

  • @RainyDays2790
    @RainyDays2790 Рік тому +2

    a cow died for someone to make 2 dollars off of a tiktok and not even be eaten afterward.

  • @trentplante6512
    @trentplante6512 Рік тому +49

    I’ve never heard of cooking a leaf less seeing someone doing it

    • @QueenJenniferTheGreat
      @QueenJenniferTheGreat Рік тому +8

      bay leaves, spinach leafs, tea

    • @misaelherrera2845
      @misaelherrera2845 Рік тому +3

      That food looks nasty, i think what if the back yard leaf was peed on by dogs or pooped on it. Im like nope no a good idea.

    • @yvfkm
      @yvfkm Рік тому

      Do u mean let alone instead of less

    • @QueenJenniferTheGreat
      @QueenJenniferTheGreat Рік тому +1

      @@misaelherrera2845 I bet it would taste good if they used clean edible leafs

    • @misaelherrera2845
      @misaelherrera2845 Рік тому

      @@QueenJenniferTheGreat who nose

  • @maryinsanfrancisco
    @maryinsanfrancisco Рік тому +107

    The watermelon pizza lady is actually a good cook and her recipes usually look pretty tasty. I think the watermelon pizza was just an interesting idea gone astray.

    • @DarkBrony20
      @DarkBrony20 Рік тому +14

      Nah, doubt that

    • @LoveTJones
      @LoveTJones Рік тому +15

      A comment like this tells me you would eat anything😂

    • @NotOrdinaryTofu
      @NotOrdinaryTofu Рік тому +6

      If pizza with fruit is an interesting idea, i heard Matteo crying

    • @SecretWars98
      @SecretWars98 Рік тому +4

      I feel all of these people are just overly bored..

    • @IllegalMonkeStalin
      @IllegalMonkeStalin Рік тому +11

      The watermelon “pizza” was such an insult to Italy that the mafia was probably outside her house in seconds 💀

  • @out-of-pocket00
    @out-of-pocket00 Рік тому +1

    When august says "oh tiktok" you already know its gonna be a wild video

  • @justinclark4307
    @justinclark4307 10 місяців тому +1

    "It's also... the sound a clock makes" the greatest burn of all time.

  • @Dudethatdoesstuff
    @Dudethatdoesstuff Рік тому +18

    august: put away any food or drink
    me drinking chocolate milk: I think I can finish this fast enough I've already drank a bit

    • @flygirl6048
      @flygirl6048 Рік тому +2

      I was frantically eating shredded wheat

  • @unforgivencaleb528
    @unforgivencaleb528 Рік тому +17

    I'm not even being ironic when I say these TikTok "chefs" make Jack Scalfani look like Emeril Lagasse.

  • @asahiplayznintendogames
    @asahiplayznintendogames Рік тому +1

    dude love your videos i watch them while doing homework and it makes me do it sooo much faster cuz your videos are so entertaining

  • @yoav999
    @yoav999 Рік тому +5

    9:14 how to basic from wish

  • @Brandon84J
    @Brandon84J Рік тому +13

    The leaf one was absolutely a troll lol.... the sawzall made me laugh my ass off hahaha

  • @ozthecapybara9182
    @ozthecapybara9182 Рік тому +12

    4:32
    The audio hurts more than the recipe🤣

  • @thatskyxiang
    @thatskyxiang Рік тому +1

    Watermelon Pizza is very much a thing, but it's typically eaten raw and cold with fruit as toppings and sometimes yoghurt to replace the sauce.
    That said, some people do actually eat it as a savoury dish, though I myself find it to be a pretty disgusting thought.

  • @romanusmercenarius255
    @romanusmercenarius255 Рік тому +2

    What goes well with barbecue sauce? LISTERNE ULTRA CLEAN CLEANER!!!

  • @SleepyPupper
    @SleepyPupper Рік тому +7

    "I would recommend that you put away any sort of food or drink."
    I paused when I was about to take another bite, I'm still ready.

  • @MyLadyAbsinthe
    @MyLadyAbsinthe Рік тому +7

    eggs are so expensive right now and watching him throw those eggs at the steak made me incredibly angry. must be nice to have such literally disposabl3e income. facepalm.

    • @Truecrimeresearcher224
      @Truecrimeresearcher224 Рік тому

      My friend gets WIC cause she has a 2 year old. She said if she wasn't getting that then the family would not be eating eggs. One store is almost 5 dollars for a dozen

  • @nothereforit.605
    @nothereforit.605 Рік тому +7

    The nastiest thing I ever saw was “grilled avocado”.

  • @wamrainc176
    @wamrainc176 Рік тому +4

    10:11 I pray from the bottom of my heart that this man loses the ability to feed himself and buy his own food and be starved to start picking food from a dumpster so he can learn the value of food

  • @HarrysIrishPrincess
    @HarrysIrishPrincess Рік тому +6

    9:42 Cooking machine? Does this person not know it's called a microwave?

  • @dabatman5187
    @dabatman5187 Рік тому +16

    These are literally caveman recipes

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard Рік тому +4

      Nah, cavemen didn't have Velveeta cheese yet

  • @convolutedcarcass1523
    @convolutedcarcass1523 10 місяців тому +1

    I haven’t had a beautiful steak in like over a year because of grocery prices. So to see it wasted like that it’s truly devastating.

  • @blackspider3606
    @blackspider3606 Рік тому +3

    I want to bet $1,000,000,000 that if Gordon Ramsay watched this he’d be suicidal.

  • @NevermoreMadGirl
    @NevermoreMadGirl Рік тому +16

    The woman’s face in the background when the mac&cheese lady reveals her monstrosity, like “Really, we have to eat this💩again? Another night on the🚽for me!”
    Bacon lady: I don’t like my 🥓too cooked. Gordon Ramsey materializes: IT’S RAW YOU DOUGHNUT!

    • @caileyrookids
      @caileyrookids Рік тому

      I haven't seen your emoji style in the wild before. It's interesting /pos

  • @troglodyte3867
    @troglodyte3867 Рік тому +6

    The last one though. THAT LAST TIKTOK. poor animal who had to die to be thrown in a microwave and ruined.

  • @MucciTubeOffical
    @MucciTubeOffical 9 місяців тому +2

    *i'm italian, food waste, WATERMELON PIZZA, WHAT THE HECK MAN ITALIANS COULD BE WATCHING LIKE WHY DO YOU THINK WATERMELON PIZZA WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA?*

  • @bver9213
    @bver9213 Рік тому +1

    As a watchmaking student I can strongly disaprove that a clock does "tik tok" but instead "tic tac"

  • @yourenotthatguy7051
    @yourenotthatguy7051 Рік тому +10

    It's funny. No one ever eats what they make. Like they trick people into thinking this stuff is edible

  • @goodbher9244
    @goodbher9244 Рік тому +4

    "a bit of salt"
    *Pours a pound of salt on bread*

  • @dragongaming4824
    @dragongaming4824 Рік тому +1

    this video is the reason that i didn't go downstairs just now(1am) to devour whatever i could get my hands on

  • @madzokeen
    @madzokeen Рік тому

    That Jeanut butter and Pelly sandwich is like the most edible dish in this video.
    The one guy who wasted the angus steak at the end is like the worst one

  • @Keshlynne
    @Keshlynne Рік тому +5

    Some of these recipes are like what my three-year-old comes up with when she's "making spells and potions."
    Even she can make a normal PB+J sandwich, and she's THREE!!!!!

  • @jackbarnes5589
    @jackbarnes5589 Рік тому +6

    I work in the meat industry. We actually have people think that just because bacon says "smoked" means that it is safe to eat out of the package. Raw bacon? Really?! That bacon sandwich is going to give me nightmares.

  • @legoland69420
    @legoland69420 Рік тому +5

    She scared me at 8:15

  • @animbilla9845
    @animbilla9845 6 місяців тому

    I've watched almost all of the cooking videos on this channel. I watched Jack eating raw chicken. And that guy eating chicken breast out of the bathtub. How the pasta was being ground, the huge bites off chunks of butter, and that creepy hot dog cake.
    But this dirty oven, the spoiled bacon and black pepper on slices of white bread....
    It got to me.