TikTok Recipes That Will Ruin Your Day
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- TikTok Cooking, a two word phrase that is hardly ever followed up by something enjoyable, or edible. Today, we look at the TikToker myjanebrain, and some of her bizarre recipes. Buckle up.
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The amazing things about these TikTok recipes is that with one recipe, people can offend over 3 cultures within 10 seconds
What the hell is up with these bots my days bro
Why is so many bots here
@@dylancountney3045 UA-cam won't remove them as it gets them more money
@is this the Krusty Krab? No this is Patrick this is a joke but yes I agree
@@jxsnn14 bro i have the same bots in my comment- 💀
The ramen "pizza" looks more like a lasagna than a pizza when cooked.
It doesn't look too bad
@@Pan-ns6it it actually looks good but probably super loaded with sodium.
But still a crime
@@Pan-ns6it yeah, but no way is that a pizza and neither does it look like one.
I've actually made it before because a UA-camr I watch named Barry Lewis made it in a video. It's actually pretty good, but it is 100% a lasagna I'm pretty sure even in the video i watched they called it one
The way she says "the noodles are perrrrrrrfectly cooked" as if it's an accomplishment. As if instant ramen isn't the easiest thing in the world to cook.
Honestly the only good way to make instant noodles is al dente in my opinion.
lets be realistic, pretty sure some where, at some time, someone has burnt their house down making instant noodles.
I think you forgot about a "dish" called water. I personally believe that this is easier to "cook". And I am not sure if my father knew how to cook that...
You literally can't fuck up instant ramen. I once left it to stand alone for 16 hour and it wasn't soggy at all.
@@realdragon but Jane here can, she calls an instant ramen packet with tomato sauce and cheese lasagna when there is pasta made for lasagna
The way she said fresh Pico de Gallo like she's not scooping it out of a container
Yes exactly. Processed food isn't fresh.
Now i cant unsay gallow instead of gayo
Some Fresh Pico Day Gallow 💁♀️💅🍷✨
Fresh from the jar
@@visassess8607”Fresh frozen from the can.”😂
The food she makes feels like something you cook when your drunk
Everythg of this dont look that bad!
@killer Krout yeah I can’t take you seriously when you can’t use proper English. Even then.. how can you seriously think any of that looks good??🤦♀️
The thing is, even drunk people or heck, even people high on weed wouldn't make this garbage.
@@killerkraut9179if u say that, you actually shouldn’t be watching this.
@@VideoGamingTV27342 Maybe i am just factual!
I’m trying to lose weight and I just watch these whenever I feel hungry. Works like a charm.
🤣
That's hilarious 😂
Damn. But still, I hope you eat. Stay safe.
Nice 🤣
Not working for me, it always gives me the urge to fix it. And once I do you just can’t let food waste yknow
As a Mexican I can hear my ancestors crying knowing what she's doing to food
I have never been more ashamed....bish also said Galo...
I am not Mexican, but I mourn with your ancestors.
SAME bro i know.. this video is offensive on so many levels
I’m not Mexican but I feel your pain
2:36 it looks like someone chopped up Elmo and threw him into this skillet
The ramen with alfredo isn’t a terrible idea, but you should make the alfredo sauce separately from the noodles. Even the halfway decent ideas they have they ruin by throwing it all into one pan and hoping for the best.
Honestly I’ve considered doing that just to doctor up ramen . Never actually tried it because I was feeling lazy
Yeah I used to make spaghetti but used leftover sauce and cooked the unseasoned ramen separately. Then I mixed it together (without the seasoning packet)
“This dish could feed the whole family”
Imagine as a kid rocking up to your friends house and their mom made one of those for dinner lol
I would call my mom and CPS to get me and my friend the eff out of there
@@Gchildwarrior I would leave if I was in this situation LMAO 🙂👉
Well tbh that's the only one I'd be willing to try.
I would get the f*ck out of there while I still can
As a kid I wouldn’t know better
It’s horrifying when Kay’s cooking actually looks somewhat *(professional)* compared to this 🤢
At least Kay is TRYING to make something normal most of the time, she just burns (and boils) everything to a charred crisp. Tiktokers just grab random shit especially junk food and make a monstrosity lol.
@@dreamingahopefuldream4439 haha so true she are *(trying)* key word here, i don’t hate Kay and she almost all ways have a *(Iron Maiden T-shirt on)* which i love and respect fully, *(Up The Irons)* 🤘🏻🤘🏼🤘🏽🤘🏾🤘🏿🤘
@@stagger5863 she's doing her best and being genuine about it lol
@@stagger5863 You use parenthesis weird.
"Kay’s cooking actually looks _somewhat_ 'professional' compared to this."
At least when she's trying to cook something it's an actual recipe.
Ramen pizza making:
Lisa Nguyen: Actually makes a somewhat decent looking ramen pizza
Myjanebrain: Makes something even satan can’t describe
@Cooler it was
@Cooler what have you been eating my man?
@Cooler it most definitely was
@Cooler I HIGHLY doubt
I'm Italian and that red cheetos pasta thing almost insta-killed me, this whole series is painful actually.
*Gives you pasta bleach*
Here, I’ll cure your eyes
"Oh my good it actually cooked".... What did she expect? Cooking is like magic to these goofballs
Ah yes, because if you yeet something onto a frying pan for 20 or so minutes it’ll stay raw.
I’m not faulting August for this title, he has not clickbaited us as my evening is now ruined
I can only imagine what Gordon Ramsay would say if he'd meet those TikTok cooks... lol
Most likely nothing since the way he is on Hell Kitchen is all staged for the show.
he would pop a vessel so fast from rage
when i'm cooking like a normal human being should lol I think about these morons and i'm like "Man thank god I know how to cook"
“You’re a donut!”
He'd kill them
Editing error at 4:13
And I thought I was the only one who did talk about that
Because acting, doesn- T, not a fan
6:59 probably the least offensive thing about this cooking video but she said pico de gallo wrong lol. She said the Ls like L instead of a Y
"-I don't" 5:05
I laughed so hard at that XD
Fan fact for y'all
In Italy we have two words for cooking
We have "cuocere" which literally means "to get something cooked" as in turning on the heat and transforming raw food in edible food, and then we have "cucinare" which implies actually making something
Did you know?
Really? That's cool.
Questo non si può neanche definire cuocere, è semplicemente un crimine contro la nostra cultura. Io dico di rendere legale la pena di morte solo per lei
What does "charcuterie" mean in Spaghetti-Spanish?
huh, I've been learning Italian for several years and never understood the difference between those two words. Thanks for the explanation.
@@rebeccahicks2392 non c'è di che
This women has somehow offended every culture in the world
XD
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I tried one of those tiktok recipes before and it was actually good.
It was a cheesy garlic bread but with hot dog buns and then hot dogs added, but they used chili and I removed that cause I thought it would get too soggy.
It was actually really good tbh
💀💀💀
Soon these recipes will cost 500$ in a fancy restaurant and then it will become rare to be able to get reservations at the restaurant
@@ihavenoideawhatimdoing4 I don't think a normal person would eat this stuff in public.
That sounds kinda good honestly, welp, time to try it.
Ngl that sounds really good I might try it 👍
Whenever I feel bad about not being a great cook, I just watch these videos and remember my cooking probably looks professional compared to this.
Next thing you know she makes a cocktail with vegetable soup and apple juice and says"Mmmmmmm, now that's good"
6:30 enchilada sauce my ass, it's clearly tostitos hot sauce that comes in a jar lol
Omg are you the real D E E Z N U T S
Campbell's chunky and vodka for a great martini! -that dumb woman
This women needs scientists to come and run some tests. 🤣
Don’t knock it til you try it
3:12,if that is served on my late illl just be eating the egg,cuz the rest looks like satans blood
Holy crap, this is a real life version of milk steak+ mac & cheese .. disappointed that she didn't add finest raw jelly beans to it .. Charlie gonna love this if one can convince him
4:35 offending the entire British, Japanese and Italian community in one go.
6:03 you mean a mess made in hell
True
Ok the pizza ramen thing doesn't look THAT bad. It reminds me of something a middle schooler would eat As a snack, not a grown adult
I think many things of this dosnt look that bad!
This reminds me of the captain crunch infused chicken my mom made like a year ago. I could've swore my heart felt a little funny after eating that shit. We still tease her about it and you can tell by the look on her face when we do that she's not very proud of that one
excuse me, captain crunch chicken???
@@hemmehhem3205 Yeah it was chicken with captain crunch infused into it
5:58 lasagna from wish
The fact that he said this will ruin my day but him posting just made it better
but the videos he shows makes it in between
Her whole tik tok is just "how to get sick tutorial"
Yeah is it even safe to be eating the mac and cheese after its been in the same pan which has been contaminated by raw beef?
Also, I worked in a wealthy neighborhood once and there would be moms bragging about cooking similarly. Everything is prepackaged and yet they act like they're doing something
The burrito one looks like it'd be something id bring to a party that I know will have plenty of liquor to deceive people into thinking it's good.
I just want to know how people come up with these things. Who wakes up one day and is just like: “You know what would be a good lunch today? Ramen. Pizza 🤩” Offending Asians and Italians all over.
Ramen=Pizza
Casual heroin addiction
And to also think that this recipe would be appeasing to many people..
Yeah
But both ramen and pizza are good, aren't they?
this is the most criminal cooking i have ever seen in my life. She should be banned from all cooking community's.
Gordon Ramsey would slap her for all the cooking crimes she committed
Adding butter and milk to ramen? That doesn't mix well.
@Cooler what?
@Cooler literally if she went on a cooking competition the judges wouldn't instantly turn that down and send her home with no debate.
@Cooler would you cook any of the things she made? Personally I would never cook any of that for me or anyone else.
5:26 as an Italian, she is banned from our community
I’m Italian and I totally agree
@@psychedelic_shroom same
Why are you Italians so sensitive when a recipe of yours is made differently?
@@gustavoclares9703 because disrespectful origin recipe culture
@@kerryvanskonsol792 Well, I guess I can understand this a little because the recipe isn't really pizza but lasagna. But other than that, I don't see what the problem is with the recipe itself. I mean, it's just ramen and ramen is yummy, isn't it?
She really said "INCHILLADA SAUCE" but THAT is clearly tomato sauce
Man these videos make me so grateful that I grew up in a household with fresh authentic Mexican food everyday 😭
I’m both sad and glad my ibs stops me from trying mistakes like these. On one hand I avoid what’s sure to be a 3 hour session of explosive diarrhea, but on the other hand I miss the opportunity to taste the unique awefullness of these dishes.
These recipes make my gut bubble angrily in both envy and pity.
The first "recipe" is like taking random foods in your home, putting it all together and pretending its a gourmet meal 🤡
I mean I have done that and actually made some good food, but I have worked as a cook and enjoy cooking. Also being poor you get to the point where you need to go shopping so you scrounge what you can from the pantry and combine it together into something decent.
Somehow, the worst thing for me was not the burrito abomination itself but the fact that she put pico de gallo on it BEFORE baking it
She's the Typ of person who takes her food to a family reunion and gets mad when no one eats it
She’s the type of person to make a packed lunch for their kid and uses bread dough and ham for a sandwich and actual potatoes for chips.
3:00 not giving it a gold star yet.. it dosent deserve any stars of any colour
You gotta give credit where credit is due. At least Jack (from Cooking with Jack) cooks almost entirely from scratch.
2:10
Yeah, cause I don't think anyone has.
This is straight up stoner/drunk food.
Back when I got my first place in college, I whipped up a lot of abominatios like these. Didn't know what I was doing, was just hungry, broke, and probably had a nasty case of the munchies. Luckily, those dumb experiments taught me a lot of lessons, and now I'd say I'm a pretty average to good cook. If you can afford to toss out failed attempts, I'd say experimenting is a good idea.
you only need four things to create a tiktok cooking account:
-processed meat
-velveeta cheese
-instant ramen
-suicidal depression and a disregard for human life
5:36 Why yes indeed. Now pardon me, I have to go enjoy my fresly-made pizza under the shade of Vesuvius, cringing at the thought of this monstrocity. (Unrelated Fun Fact: In Naples there is actually a type of pizzeria called "Under the shade of mount Vesuvius" where they charge you x3 the price of your meal because the tables are in sight of the volcano. The more you know.)
5:48 that scene made me cry. 🥲The whole thing is just... WRONG.
6:50 she had to cover her eyes to not look at the montrosoty
7:18 it looks like its from the sims
I picture this woman making these dishes and feeding them to her family, after she makes her video because, “I’m not wasting all of this food. There are starving kids that would LOVE to eat this”.
She seems to be Canadian. The land of ketchup chips and pineapple pizza. This is just how we roll. 😂
6:29 thought that was frosting for a sec my heart skipped a beat.
I don't think she knows that you have to boil noodles
It'll probably end up tasting just like soggy soup
3:29 I have seen better steaks at gas stations
This is a hate crime. Someone please arrest this woman immediately.
7:35 That does NOT look like guacamole, that's just mushed avocado. Guacamole features avocado, tomato, onion and cilantro, some chilli too if you want. Not just avocado. And wtf did she mean with "enchilada sauce"? Imo that was just tomato sauce.
Sincerely, a Mexican who has lived their whole life in Mexico.
0:05 That's a crime against Italy
Imagine loinfield seeing this
@@M.HamzaSiddiqui 💀
I feel genuinely sorry for the people that actually thought
"Oh this looks good,could do for my first meal"
Then tried it. I feel sorry for them.
The sudden "I don't..." at 5:05 got me
I thought I was the only one 😂😂😂
Her burrito casserole isn't really a casserole it is just throwing food into a glass pan calling it a casserole. Taco Bell is probably putting advertisement after videos saying if you want some thing that will not kill you with one bite just come get dinner with us because what she made is off the scale with fat,sodium and cholesterol. There should be a warning with her casserole say eating this will make you have a higher risk of arteries after one bite. (Heart attack in a glass pan.)
7:11 did you say tor-tilla on purpose
I'm at the 4:06 min and my god I don't know if it's because I was already sick but this ""recipe"" is making me feel nauseous.
I have never experienced that looking at a video.
The first recipe she made is what you do when you don't wanna clean too many pots and utensils😂😂😂😂😂
2:50 this is a hard view of the sun lol
As a Mexican-American (Chicano depending where you from) and that “enchilada” sauce should not be called enchilada sauce lol
The sudden "I don't" with the pizza one killed me💀💀
4:01
I can bet you that she didn't enjoy it at all
4:52 I want to throw up so badly
2:20 please tell me that's not how you make salted butter ;_;
Both the Japanese and the Italians are gonna try to cancel her after that Ramen Pizza.
I wanna know where you find these tiktokers- for educational purposes of course..
Thanks, it's dinner time and I was starving BUT your video took care of that. My hunger is gone and I have no desire to eat after watching these. I may have found a new diet plan thanks to you 😂 All I need to do is watch your videos of terrible cooks you've found. Thanks 👍
The burrito one looks good. If my kids lived at home I would try it, I think they would love it because they liked frozen burrito's.
Video idea : august if u see this please consider making this a video..
Follow one of the cooking with jack recipes or any bad cooking recipes you see online and give it a taste test! Also you should start a cooking channel im sure ur cooking is amazing 💕
AugustTheCook
tryna poison him?
He's a duck. He has dietary restrictions.
You really expect him to cook with wings? His feet, maybe? Shana, ducks can't cook. Ya big silly.
@@MadamFoogiethis is my first time being called “big silly” which is kinda funny to me, though I’m sure he cooks with his wings and his beak. If I can cook, ducks can cook.
@@chines4_studios if he gets food poisoning it’s jacks fault not mine lmao
If you look at red hot cheeto ingrediants one of them is called Cochaneal extract (for the red color) this is actually a beetle shell thats processed and they get the red or pink hue from. So you are literally eating bugs when you eat Cheetos
Thanks for that. People can have allergies to bugs especially their shells. Like similar to shellfish allergies. :/ I'mma avoid that.
When you have a polish mother that for some reason cooks Asian food, this video will make your mouth water
1:09 you can tell she is inexperienced
oh god, it takes skill to be this bad like how the hell do they think to commit these atrocities with our food
The first clip with the steak gave me a flashback of the bleeding eyes meatman burger. It still haunts my dreams.
As an Italian that "pizza" killed me. And why should the Italian community ban you for not putting garlic?! You already got banned because of this "pizza"!
It's not even garlic, she's using garlic powder/garlic salt. Which is tasty but not the same as seasoning with fresh garlic. In fact there doesn't seem to ba a lot of fresh anything in those recipes, it's all canned junk
That looks more like a lasagna than a pizza but you Italians should calm down. Just because a recipe of yours isn't made in a traditional way doesn't necessarily make it bad. It's the way you cook it that defines it, not the recipe itself.
@@fredrikfagerberg6783 exactly
@@gustavoclares9703 I don’t care, it’s an abomination
An Italian pizza would kill anyone.
My man has suffered the impossible just for us. Gotta respect it
@u know me lol and this is a bot
@@Drag0nmaster lol
0:13 Johnra
I swear, this lady takes cooking advices from a 2 year old
bro i was so confuzzled when that part cut from one part to a whole different recipe lol
Oh my.. they really did ruin my day
@u know me what’s the link to?
@@CharlesTheFearsomeTrain117 don’t click it you will regret it
@@Txtal_Dramak it’s a cooking recipe.
@@CharlesTheFearsomeTrain117 bruh
It did
Imagine going over to a friends house and they say "Hey you wanna bake a pizza with me?" and pulls out a big pack of ramen and ketchup
1:36 hey don't forget the jelly beans, you know how charlie loves em
never thought i would see a real milksteak.
I can at least respect the fact that she tries the monstrosities, I feel like most of these just get thrown out without the perpetrator actually having to take a bite
Damn, Mr. DUCK must just stick to dry plain corn. I have made creations that he would think is disgusting but turn out delicious.
Those noodles are going to be dry as hell
So crunchy its unreal
I want to try the recipe
I love you're videos August keep it up! ❤️
When I see tiktok cooking videos like this, the chef in me dies a little more. But I'm also reminded of when I was being a tryhard doing construction in my younger years where my supervisor would jokingly yell at me about lifting too much. "Just because you can, doesn't mean you should!"
I love the way you honestly comment during the videos. You are saying what im thinking at the same time
*goes to a sewer system and picks up something in the water*
now, you can't deny that this looks good!
Hey gabe….they’re doing it again…
Yoooo
@@Jodathon yooooo
@Internet-Fellow sorry my child but I like dogs so they’re better up here
@@carlwheezer7395 we are one
@@Jodathon and one are we
You cook noodles first, then add toppings n put in frypan. Fry until bottom is hard, then top n put in oven to do top.