These TikTok Recipes Are Terrible

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  • Опубліковано 28 чер 2024
  • TikTok, an app where any combination of food can be passed off as a recipe. And today, we are about to see that in full effect with the TikTok account therecipeclub. Buckle up.
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  • @eb8555
    @eb8555 Рік тому +4558

    Watching someone wash their chicken with soap and boil has got to be the worst crime against food I have seen

    • @nenitalabongray7908
      @nenitalabongray7908 Рік тому +7

      bruh you copy nuè

    • @nenitalabongray7908
      @nenitalabongray7908 Рік тому +7

      i mean noé

    • @bumblebee4463
      @bumblebee4463 Рік тому +112

      @@nenitalabongray7908 no they didn't, they are just saying their opinion

    • @greyskymy
      @greyskymy Рік тому +76

      Boiled chicken isn't really harmful. It's safe to eat. I don't think it should be in the same comparison as chicken washed with soap.

    • @user-rg7vr1kd1w
      @user-rg7vr1kd1w Рік тому +96

      @@greyskymy boiled chicken is the saddest way to eat chicken in my opinion, it's not that much healthier than oven baked chicken too I don't think, like I would eat the whole thing, get full and not eat again for a few hours after the meal and I think that should be the goal, not forcing yourself to eat stuff that makes you gag and remain hungry after not being able to finish a quarter of it. Tho nothing against ya if you like boiled chicken with little to no seasoning on it

  • @yizzynightingale138
    @yizzynightingale138 Рік тому +1061

    The washing of the chicken reminds me when I was about 8 y.o. and my Mom told me to wash the potatoes and when at dinner time my dad asked to my mom why does the potatoes taste like soap? She was confused and asked me how I washed the potatoes. I told her with soap and water.!
    Well all 8 of my siblings laughed, my dad fell off his chair and my Mom was trying to hold her breath ,then say to me " You don't wash food with soap!" Hands yes Food No!
    Those were the best of days ( im 60 y.o. now)!!😂

    • @yizzynightingale138
      @yizzynightingale138 Рік тому +39

      @Cristian Truţă (CT86RO) You welcome! Glad you liked my story!😃💛

    • @Adrian-co1br
      @Adrian-co1br Рік тому +34

      Thanks for making me smile

    • @yizzynightingale138
      @yizzynightingale138 Рік тому +20

      @@Adrian-co1br you're welcome!🌻😊💛

    • @BearUmbrella
      @BearUmbrella Рік тому +16

      I love this story. Made me smile

    • @DaroriDerEinzige
      @DaroriDerEinzige Рік тому +13

      You have eight (8!) Siblings?
      What did you parents try to achieve? The Mother's Cross?

  • @stijnd5268
    @stijnd5268 Рік тому +275

    I like how adding 3 leaves of lettuce around and entire chicken breast suddenly makes it healthy

    • @junomcgaff3479
      @junomcgaff3479 Рік тому +23

      Whats unhealthy about chicken?

    • @markwilson4078
      @markwilson4078 Рік тому +15

      The wrapping the lettuce isn’t what gets me. It’s the washing the chicken with soap that disgusts me the most about the chicken recipes. And the rice paper ramen and the ketchup cake 🤮

    • @anishshirodkar484
      @anishshirodkar484 11 місяців тому +4

      i'm quite lae, but what gets me, is the sheer misuse of food items in this video. Like the "healthy Chicken wrap" that's more Mayo than anything else.

    • @RandomYoutubeUser115
      @RandomYoutubeUser115 14 днів тому

      Well yeah, everyone knows that adding lettuce removes calories, for example the other day I was dying of a heart attack, but the emergency lettuce in my pocket saved me!!! god bless 🥰🥰🥰

  • @moury6011
    @moury6011 Рік тому +636

    As someone with Vietnamese parents, the absolute abuse of the Rice paper made my blood boil

    • @rhysme423
      @rhysme423 Рік тому +19

      I apologise for your suffering 😢
      You don’t deserve this pain

    • @guitarguy42394
      @guitarguy42394 Рік тому +11

      It could have been good but it went so bad…literally less effort to just wrap the noodles, lettuce, and some chicken which she apparently always has on hand

    • @epic7224
      @epic7224 Рік тому +14

      I'm Jamaican and the "jerk" chicken made me boil too.

    • @Clockwork-Rat
      @Clockwork-Rat Рік тому

      well at least they know how to boil one thing properly

    • @elchicogore9517
      @elchicogore9517 Рік тому

      Cry

  • @faesolada445
    @faesolada445 Рік тому +2149

    I had an aunt who, as heavenly entities as my witness; used to toss chicken breasts into boiling water and swear that she was “broiling” them…. I asked her about the broil feature on her oven, and I do quote: “That’s not broiling chicken, it’s baking them.” I gave up trying to show her. She was 53 years old at the time and worked in a hotel’s kitchen. Needless to say, we didn’t eat any of her “cooking”.

    • @soggySslopster
      @soggySslopster Рік тому +167

      how did she manage to work in a hotel kitchen

    • @KaihanDTuna
      @KaihanDTuna Рік тому +91

      @@soggySslopster i feel "I'm experienced on this for 10 year" vibe here

    • @sylverscale
      @sylverscale Рік тому +127

      @@soggySslopster Maybe she only did the prep work? Like... Peeling potatoes, cutting onions?
      Otherwise yikes.

    • @ItsJustMe0585
      @ItsJustMe0585 Рік тому +66

      People who boil meat, boil my blood. It's a waste. An animal died for that atrocity.

    • @faesolada445
      @faesolada445 Рік тому +91

      @@soggySslopster lol it wasn’t like a Hilton hotel or one that was high scale. Most customers were usually using the rooms for a few hours, if you know what I mean so I’m guessing that’s how she got the job. lol my sister just reminded me that she also claimed putting potatoes in her chili made it spicier. I’m starting to realize that she might have not been all there.

  • @Liltwilightprincess2
    @Liltwilightprincess2 Рік тому +1737

    I had to physically stop myself from screaming when I saw the soap touch the chicken

    • @spacecowboy6801
      @spacecowboy6801 Рік тому +13

      @@wingedcrim7489 LMAO

    • @jeixs
      @jeixs Рік тому +12

      Same...same...

    • @dragonnuggets225
      @dragonnuggets225 Рік тому +31

      How to die in about 10 seconds

    • @Cryissa
      @Cryissa Рік тому +48

      Food poisoning speedrun (gone wrong) (almost died)

    • @Liltwilightprincess2
      @Liltwilightprincess2 Рік тому +21

      @@Cryissa wait! Are we doing this at 3 am to summon Gordon Ramsey?

  • @kennymccombe7096
    @kennymccombe7096 Рік тому +258

    I can confidently speak for all of Britain and say we reject the baked bean lasagna.
    This woman does not speak for us! 😂

    • @tootiredforthat
      @tootiredforthat Рік тому +20

      As an American, I know we have bastardized some foods from places like Italy. But that... thing, was by far the most guttural reaction I have had to food

    • @mommy2libras
      @mommy2libras Рік тому +13

      Honey, I don't hold any country's people responsible for that atrocity. That woman did that all on her own.

    • @saulpeterswald8228
      @saulpeterswald8228 Рік тому +2

      PLEASE

    • @bazdog4464
      @bazdog4464 Рік тому +6

      As another British person, I agree, we do not claim this woman

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp Рік тому +2

      You're british, you don't get to decide what's good in food

  • @hannah.kate.
    @hannah.kate. Рік тому +69

    As a British person, I’d rather eat the Liz Truss lettuce than that absolute monstrosity that someone dared to label “lasagne”.

  • @lynnboartsdye1943
    @lynnboartsdye1943 Рік тому +605

    I would trust 711 sushi over this woman’s cooking methods…..I’m amazed she hasn’t poisoned herself

    • @snoodledumpling4486
      @snoodledumpling4486 Рік тому +43

      As far as I've seen the 7-11 sushi is chopped up krab sticks mixed with a little mayo and rolled up with rice and nori, so yes, inherently more trustworthy as it is all fully cooked, assembled by machine, and contains precisely 0% dish soap.

    • @yin-sin
      @yin-sin Рік тому +35

      The McDonald’s ice cream machine is more trusting than her cooking

    • @Exceltiaawesome
      @Exceltiaawesome Рік тому +8

      @@snoodledumpling4486
      7/11 isn't bad at all where I live. Sure it's plain and boring but it's never poisoned me.

    • @i2evielle
      @i2evielle Рік тому +5

      Nothing she did in this video, with the exception of using dish soap to wash a chicken, would poison her or anyone else. Would it taste bland and mostly like mayonnaise objectively yes but poison no. Not saying any of these recipes are good or shouldn't land you in a gulag by any means though.

    • @yin-sin
      @yin-sin Рік тому +5

      @@i2evielle you’re a blast at parties

  • @chriswheeler5183
    @chriswheeler5183 Рік тому +527

    For those wondering, the reason all the chicken looks dry af, is because boiling it tends to draw out the moisture, so you’re likely gonna end up with better tasting water then chicken.

    • @diannt9583
      @diannt9583 Рік тому +27

      Yes, it looks horrid. Chicken breast has a hard enough time staying moist.

    • @Zoom15000
      @Zoom15000 Рік тому +13

      Thats why you cook it in the oven (or slow cooker) with a big helping butter. Moist every time.

    • @playcube4564
      @playcube4564 Рік тому +29

      she was basically making broth but threw away the broth

    • @loger_2floofyboogaloo278
      @loger_2floofyboogaloo278 Рік тому

      @@Zoom15000 You know butter and water arent the same?

    • @Zoom15000
      @Zoom15000 Рік тому +8

      @@loger_2floofyboogaloo278 yes. I don't cook chicken in water, I cook it with butter and it stays moist. That's the point I'm making.

  • @SgtBuck01
    @SgtBuck01 Рік тому +10

    >washing chicken with soap
    I didn't know it was possible to commit posthumous animal abuse

  • @riskybitness
    @riskybitness Рік тому +27

    She's got to be joking with the "season the chicken then immediately wash all the seasoning off." Also she thinks "juicy" and "wet" mean the same thing.

  • @megansmith5884
    @megansmith5884 Рік тому +1699

    As a British person, I promise we all don't cook like this.

    • @FredOggy
      @FredOggy Рік тому +131

      For some reason it’s only the British people that make cooking videos that do weird recipes like this

    • @oden-sama_
      @oden-sama_ Рік тому +22

      It's bait

    • @zenoujizaijirou7278
      @zenoujizaijirou7278 Рік тому +28

      I think the cook technique is from the Asia boomer, since I heard from the dialect (I think), and Uncle Roger will be terroring this auntie.

    • @PotatoPirate123
      @PotatoPirate123 Рік тому +28

      @@FredOggy if you watch the ‘Let’s do some cooking’ guy, he’s the real deal. Unfortunately most of the people utilising the accessibility and immediacy of TikTok should be banned from the internet. And that’s not just the cooking channels.

    • @nurseii9018
      @nurseii9018 Рік тому +38

      This is just the minority of really really white people in britain who think they can cook, not all of us 😭

  • @noe1545
    @noe1545 Рік тому +1282

    Washing chicken with soap is so absurd that it is not what triggers me the most.
    I am more concerned about the fact that she cooks chicken by freaking BOILING IT

    • @M0nmari8
      @M0nmari8 Рік тому +153

      Rather eat boiled chicken then chicken washed with soap where I can possibly die💀

    • @hutki_shira
      @hutki_shira Рік тому +13

      @u know me no bot we weren't

    • @megaceratops6694
      @megaceratops6694 Рік тому +169

      Believe me. Boiled chicken can work. That's how we make shredded chicken to use for enchiladas and tacos dorados. But the thing is we Mexicans know how to make stuff taste good😂😂

    • @ravioli6394
      @ravioli6394 Рік тому +43

      I used to boil chicken with lots of seasoning to shred for tacos and enchis and whatever until I got an instant pot

    • @legendaryt7869
      @legendaryt7869 Рік тому +13

      If any Asian sees this: Do you want to die!??

  • @3lue6852
    @3lue6852 Рік тому +32

    7:27 this isn't "TO die for". but rather TO DIE BEFORE EATING.

    • @NikoKuehne
      @NikoKuehne Місяць тому +1

      well, to die from, anyways

  • @thatextrovertartist5474
    @thatextrovertartist5474 Рік тому +23

    1:40 as a person who loves food, I’m imagining the taste. 🤢

  • @mitchellbailey4906
    @mitchellbailey4906 Рік тому +303

    Wtf?! Did she just put soap on her chicken? Did I enter an alternate universe where this stuff is normal?

    • @Polyeurythane
      @Polyeurythane Рік тому

      I mean yeah the soap can quite literally make you sick (as well as having the chicken touch your germ infested sink), but I’ve seen videos where people will use bleach on their chicken breasts. Like ma’am your gramma may have done it but you shouldn’t be doing it given the numerous warnings and knowledge about bleach. It’ll kill some of the bacteria, but it’ll kill you too.

    • @insertnamehere9684
      @insertnamehere9684 Рік тому +17

      Rinsing chicken is already weird, but washing it WITH DISH SOAP??? My goodness xD

    • @Winterdreamed
      @Winterdreamed Рік тому +4

      What happened to this woman?

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 Рік тому +15

      @@Winterdreamed She drank too much soap

    • @surprisedchar2458
      @surprisedchar2458 Рік тому +10

      You did. It’s called Britain.

  • @shaystenhuerta418
    @shaystenhuerta418 Рік тому +310

    All her videos are just, "Oh my days, you need to try this. All you have to do is boil chicken" and it's nothing else. It's like she just discovered chicken and found out how to boil.

  • @charlesbrown4483
    @charlesbrown4483 Рік тому +20

    Washing chicken is a meme even without the soap.

    • @callistofluff
      @callistofluff Рік тому +1

      I agree. If you are washing your chicken due to bacteria the bad bacteria dies when you cook it.

    • @TangoMoonStar
      @TangoMoonStar Рік тому

      People of the night type of shit

  • @snblitz5791
    @snblitz5791 Рік тому +9

    Bro, that's gotta be illegal 8:10 💀

  • @Meimisaki2001
    @Meimisaki2001 Рік тому +147

    If I ever visit someone’s house and they use dish soap to clean their chicken, I’d leave and never come back

    • @OVERLORDCLOWN
      @OVERLORDCLOWN Рік тому +6

      Pray they don't visit you

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 Рік тому +7

      I’d call the police

    • @bloodyfire3226
      @bloodyfire3226 Рік тому +4

      If anyone washes any meat it's redundant, and debatable dangerous if they don't clean the sink thoroughly afterwards. The heat of cooking is for killing the bacteria, there's literally only downsides of washing/rinsing meats before cooking

    • @likeadino8580
      @likeadino8580 Рік тому +4

      I think we all would tbh...

    • @Skunk_Ape_with_internet_access
      @Skunk_Ape_with_internet_access Рік тому +2

      She makes cooking with jack look like Gordon Ramsey

  • @lightningslayer100
    @lightningslayer100 Рік тому +200

    Gordon Ramsay is going to have a heart attack when he sees this type of cooking.

    • @nix10kodeey
      @nix10kodeey Рік тому +14

      He has reacted to her boiled mayo chicken wrap

    • @a1marine105
      @a1marine105 Рік тому +5

      @@nix10kodeey did he have a stroke

    • @Hauwtsauce
      @Hauwtsauce Рік тому +2

      @@nix10kodeey what did he say?

    • @Dat1ra
      @Dat1ra Рік тому +2

      He is gonna have a panic attack too once he sees the soapy chicken

  • @Indiegirl007
    @Indiegirl007 Рік тому +9

    3:58.....Aight, I'mma head out.

  • @sumelama396
    @sumelama396 Рік тому +8

    i feel like pancho and august the duck are the same person but august is just slightly more evolved

  • @bulletproofweasel
    @bulletproofweasel Рік тому +508

    im amazed august didnt say anything about how washing your chicken raw can literally make you sick in the long run because you use your sink for other things lol

    • @Orplyf
      @Orplyf Рік тому +22

      Oh my days

    • @justagreekguywithaspacesui9084
      @justagreekguywithaspacesui9084 Рік тому +24

      Except if you wash you sink afterwards

    • @SireneKalypso
      @SireneKalypso Рік тому +42

      @@justagreekguywithaspacesui9084 no.
      It continues to sit on the surface.
      There's no need to wash chicken

    • @elusive4557
      @elusive4557 Рік тому +66

      @Crushed Dandelions at first i thought you were talking about washing chicken that way- 😭

    • @bulletproofweasel
      @bulletproofweasel Рік тому +10

      @@justagreekguywithaspacesui9084 you think shes washing the sink after?

  • @Blue_Incognito98
    @Blue_Incognito98 Рік тому +527

    Every time she boiled the chicken, I just died on the inside...

    • @Meimisaki2001
      @Meimisaki2001 Рік тому +16

      There is a technique called poaching chicken where you shimmer the chicken and add lemon juice

    • @loisma2356
      @loisma2356 Рік тому +27

      Bots… anyways so this comment kind of hurt me because making a chicken broth requires *boiling* a chicken. Also this method which is not boiling but still similar is my favorite: steaming chicken. (I’m Asian and love eating all types of meat on occasion so it is normal for “weird” preparation)

    • @tsarbombawithinternetconne875
      @tsarbombawithinternetconne875 Рік тому +5

      If you ate the soap chicken then you would literally die on the inside

    • @user-rg7vr1kd1w
      @user-rg7vr1kd1w Рік тому +12

      Thing is boiled chicken CAN be good!

    • @Blue_Incognito98
      @Blue_Incognito98 Рік тому +3

      @@user-rg7vr1kd1w well yea, I know I'm just saying that for wraps though? Boiled chicken wouldn't taste as good as grilled.

  • @ComboNation8
    @ComboNation8 Рік тому +4

    Rinsing chicken is unnecessary because the heat from cooking it, not only the temperature but the duration, kills any harmful bacteria but adding dish soap can cause chemical contamination. Both steps show she's on Kay's Kitchen level of cooking.

  • @katietereszczak
    @katietereszczak Рік тому +4

    In defence of the baked bean Lasagna recipe Uk baked beans are in a tomato sauce NOT like in America a BBQ sauce they aren't as sweet... Also baked beans pizza by Heinz was a real thing back in the 1990s

  • @ItsJustMe0585
    @ItsJustMe0585 Рік тому +200

    I've actually had vegetarian lasagna that they used black bean crumble, in place of beef and it was pretty good.. but the trick was everything else was like a normal lasagna, and the beans weren't canned beans, liquid and all.

    • @teddybearfanclub
      @teddybearfanclub Рік тому +3

      Vegetarian lasagne

    • @ryancronk6762
      @ryancronk6762 Рік тому +10

      Vegetable lasagna is soooo good if its with a cream sauce full of vegatables and no replications (fake meat) and a baked cheese and ricotta on it. I hate when they try to replicate every meat. Just stop.

    • @cariad123
      @cariad123 Рік тому +1

      it's a shame people living through the worst wealth inequality in centuries, a fuel crisis, and starvation that can barely be supported by more food banks than any fast food places in England can't afford anything better huh.

    • @xoxorosequartz
      @xoxorosequartz Рік тому +1

      it’s good with spinach

  • @TheRedfieldWay
    @TheRedfieldWay Рік тому +87

    I am still dumbfounded at the fact that there are people out there who genuinely think cleaning your food with soap, is safe and viable

  • @jeremyn2626
    @jeremyn2626 Рік тому +2

    Boiling chicken does - usually - make it juicy at least.
    That said, it's a good way to enjoy some absolutely flavorless chicken. I reserve boiling chicken for applications such as soup: Boil the chicken and it makes its broth. Add the APPROPRIATE AMOUNT OF SEASONING (which most of these TikTok channels seem to forget about) and veggies, etc. I usually use it to make chicken and dumplings and so do the drop style of dumplings.
    ANYWAY, all that said: There are reasons to boil chicken and boiled chicken will usually have a good amount of juice. It's just not going to have any flavor.
    For a chicken wrap, I'd want to pan fry it so it had some sear on it (there are lots of ways to do it, that is what first came to mind). Also - if you are trying to be healthy - put some more veggies in it! Wrap it with less mayo and then tomatoes, onions, bean sprouts would probably be nice, whatever veggies you feel like (hell, carrots and even a little raw broccoli might be good!) but don't just wrap it with NOTHING!
    Brb, I made myself hungry so going to make a proper chicken wrap. With VEGGIES.
    Edit: The ramen recipe, especially at 3:49 killed me. American cheese does have its applications but... not on ramen 🤮

  • @Imamotherfreakingavocado
    @Imamotherfreakingavocado Рік тому +1

    TikTok food videos are excellent to watch when you suddenly become hungry at night and can't be bothered getting out of bed, kills your appetite instantly

  • @3dprintinglife
    @3dprintinglife Рік тому +123

    as a brit, i can confirm i would start crying if someone tried to feed me a baked bean lasagna. we are not THAT bad

    • @cariad123
      @cariad123 Рік тому +1

      did you forget about the extreme poverty and cost of living crisis were in the middle of? do you believe the food banks are giving out lasagne ingredients?

    • @3dprintinglife
      @3dprintinglife Рік тому +6

      @@cariad123 oh i know food banks get that kind of food, but the people in these videos arent going to food banks.
      im not saying there's anything wrong with food banks as what they're doing is extremely important at the moment.
      I personally hate baked beans but im sure if i had to get food from food banks, i would eat them. my comment was half satire haha

    • @ingloriousMachina
      @ingloriousMachina Рік тому +3

      @@cariad123
      Then I just wouldn't make lasagne and would come up with something else.

  • @calalyoko
    @calalyoko Рік тому +129

    I'm convinced tiktok 'chefs' are really just aliens trying to replicate earth food

    • @e.1419
      @e.1419 Рік тому +1

      It's either pure clout-chasing or ragebaiting

    • @saanasalonen8684
      @saanasalonen8684 Рік тому +1

      finally a theory i can get behind!

    • @gwenpicchi5719
      @gwenpicchi5719 5 місяців тому

      And failing miserably.

  • @zach8107
    @zach8107 8 місяців тому +1

    Being British is one of the most tragic terminal illnesses, i can't imagine having to try and restrain myself from adding baked beans to literally everything i cook

  • @BaDitO2
    @BaDitO2 13 днів тому +2

    it looks like she saw one of jack‘s chicken videos and got PTSD from it and now she’s like „well if I boil it I can be 100% it’s not raw“

  • @JoeNeroWest7
    @JoeNeroWest7 Рік тому +119

    The baked beans lasagna brought out the most emotion I've ever heard from August.

  • @westcandlekiky
    @westcandlekiky Рік тому +221

    she promotes healthy meal by only boiling chicken but still eats canned food(canned bean) and instant ramen.
    its like promoting how good the electric car is but uses diesel fuel generator to recharge the electric car.

    • @Ajspecial1000
      @Ajspecial1000 Рік тому +10

      Baked beans are healthy are you drunk

    • @westcandlekiky
      @westcandlekiky Рік тому +8

      @@Ajspecial1000 canned food, how much preservation they put there so they can last longer.
      If it a fresh baked bean, yes it's healthy.

    • @blobtheblob7975
      @blobtheblob7975 Рік тому +6

      @@westcandlekiky you can't really have a fresh baked bean. canned baked beans are common and aren't as bad as other canned foods in comparison. plus cans don't need alot of preservatives since it's sealed in air-tight metal.

    • @Ajspecial1000
      @Ajspecial1000 Рік тому

      @@westcandlekiky a sealed vaccum can is preservation enough go back to school

    • @razumihin3605
      @razumihin3605 Рік тому +1

      @@westcandlekiky ever had a homemade jam? Not everything has preservatives, often times its just boiled until no bacteria survives. Also overcooking vegetables and legumes makes some nutrients more bioavailable for our body, but yeah instant noodles in a rice paper wrap is insanely unhealthy lol

  • @daniellaalouf
    @daniellaalouf Рік тому +5

    They should start adding health insurance in the ingredients

  • @attiyagriffith2829
    @attiyagriffith2829 Рік тому +3

    A lot of korean mukbangers wrap their ramen in rice paper rolls. Its pretty common in korea. But deep frying it? Hell no.

  • @ferveox
    @ferveox Рік тому +70

    That five spice soy sauce boiled chicken wrap with chili oil is going to make all our Asian ancestors cry, and the fact that this woman is obviously Asian brings me another wave of tears 😂

    • @Fanfic-writing-koi
      @Fanfic-writing-koi Рік тому

      Ok but I feel like it might be fine minus the lettuce and fried instead of boiled

    • @hyperbunnygirl101
      @hyperbunnygirl101 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Fanfic-writing-koi idk that was alot of five spice 😅

  • @MayonaiseUK
    @MayonaiseUK Рік тому +97

    Alternate Title: Tutorial On How to get sick fastest way possible!

  • @Scoottheboot670
    @Scoottheboot670 10 днів тому +1

    You should never ever ever wash or rinse raw chicken. The only thing it does is spread whatever possible chicken bacteria there is all over your kitchen.

  • @goldensungyoonz
    @goldensungyoonz Рік тому +6

    6:10 a dash...?

  • @beaniebabybeans
    @beaniebabybeans Рік тому +20

    washing chicken makes it WAY more likely for you to get salmonella, not only because you use your sink for other things, but once the water hits it micro droplets of raw chicken juice shoot EVERYWHERE

    • @sillylittlejenn
      @sillylittlejenn 11 місяців тому +1

      you just place it in a bowl of water instead of running it under the sink lol

    • @nymph4799
      @nymph4799 10 місяців тому +1

      That’s not how you wash chicken tho. You get a separate clean bowl in a clean sink(as in no dishes) and wash it like that. It’s not that difficult to think of

  • @agentfranciszachmorgan
    @agentfranciszachmorgan Рік тому +84

    i mean, rice paper wraps of spicy ramen are already a thing (and they slap in their own way, can verify), but ive never seen them deep fried. bless the brits, this is what lizzie wanted for them all

    • @hutki_shira
      @hutki_shira Рік тому +5

      If she saw this stuff wile she was around she would ban all of us from cooking tho I never eat british food because I'm asian beans on toast is🤮🤮🤮

    • @loger_2floofyboogaloo278
      @loger_2floofyboogaloo278 Рік тому +1

      @@hutki_shira yea like why are they so into beans?!

    • @viccook2141
      @viccook2141 Рік тому

      I promise, not all Brits love beans. My family don't mind occasionally, but it's rare.

  • @sapphirepebbles8258
    @sapphirepebbles8258 6 місяців тому +1

    as someone who eats mostly chicken WHY ARE THEY ALLERGIC TO JUST FRYING THE CHICKEN IN A PAN??? Even better, if youre that scared just bake it!!! Anything but boiling your meat PLEASE

  • @relaxingsleepstudyaudio7378
    @relaxingsleepstudyaudio7378 Рік тому +1

    The bean lasagna… there’s no justification for it. However I think it was a video showing how the cheapest products from Asda could feed your family.
    I have lived through poverty and a lot of people are heading that way due to the uk falling apart.
    When you’re poor hot food is hot food that may be your last proper meal for a week, if you’re going to complain then you’re going to starve

  • @namjoonisbootyful5625
    @namjoonisbootyful5625 Рік тому +36

    1:27
    The moment she set that chicken DIRECTLY into the sink, i knew it was gonna be a disaster. BUT THEN SHE BROUGHT OUT THE FREAKING SOAP-

  • @Ugcwithluba
    @Ugcwithluba Рік тому +64

    5:00 the sheer disbelief in August's voice here is pure comedic gold😭

  • @FrostThorn
    @FrostThorn Рік тому +2

    Cheese on ramen is something that we do in Korea also cook in milk makes it's very creamy, and using boiling water on chicken is a real thing do it restaurants it tightens the skin an when you dry it makes it very crispy

  • @para5it3eve
    @para5it3eve Рік тому

    I randomly found your channel. I haven't laughed so hard in ages. You are hilarious, sir. Also I just love your voice. Thanks. I can't wait to watch more. I see some Kay's Cooking vids I need to watch. 😂🤣😂

  • @SmilingGator96
    @SmilingGator96 Рік тому +16

    I think one of the worst things to come out of tiktok is the washing the meat thing got popular and widespread. You don't have to wash the meat. Cooking it gets rid of all the bad things that raw meat has.

    • @rebeccahicks2392
      @rebeccahicks2392 Рік тому

      Yeah, instead of the internet being a way to spread knowledge information, it's become a vehicle to spread stupidity. Or maybe that's just tikcok.

  • @quoteonquoteclub9711
    @quoteonquoteclub9711 Рік тому +128

    Bean lasagna? That sounds like something kay from Kay’s cooking would make

    • @christophercarey165
      @christophercarey165 Рік тому +7

      Honestly it is still a lasagna and at least her food appears to actually be cooked so I will give her that

    • @whatever-mb2we
      @whatever-mb2we Рік тому +2

      I'm pretty sure she has

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 Рік тому +5

      Nah Kay would do better

    • @cariad123
      @cariad123 Рік тому +1

      sorry starving poor people in a country planning rolling blackouts can't afford anything better?

  • @lunacy3
    @lunacy3 Рік тому +2

    Her washing her chicken has the same energy of that vine “I’m washing me and my clothes”😂

  • @eggsbenedict7711
    @eggsbenedict7711 Рік тому +2

    "Look at that juicy chicken"
    The chicken breast: 🏜

  • @SealiusIII
    @SealiusIII Рік тому +90

    She’s the type of person to make chocolate dog treats

  • @Jayden-ph5om
    @Jayden-ph5om Рік тому +17

    "Britain, go stand in the corner..." I lost it😂

  • @yumekojabami233
    @yumekojabami233 Рік тому +1

    The day tik tok chefs bring out a cook book is the day ill be leaving this planet

  • @PokedigiZ
    @PokedigiZ 6 місяців тому +1

    6:34 Don't disrespect Pokémon like that. We do NOT claim her

  • @thelegion1017
    @thelegion1017 Рік тому +63

    Well now I'm seeing more and more reasons for why people attack most of Britain it's the British TikTokers and UA-camrs that sets the bad reputation for us

  • @duckiekraft6893
    @duckiekraft6893 Рік тому +14

    She managed to offend my Italian uncle, my Southern grandmother, my British grandmother, and my wonderful Hispanic aunt all in one sitting. Yikes!

  • @SpiritusVulpis
    @SpiritusVulpis 8 місяців тому +2

    I'd like to point out for every single one of the chicken wraps she didn't even shred up the chicken before making it (Probably because having a big piece of chicken to hold onto is the only way it'll stay together)

  • @Berthysd
    @Berthysd 3 місяці тому +3

    2:27
    BRO THAT"S A BIG ASS ERASER BUT IT"S LETTUCE WRAPPED

  • @planetblack7072
    @planetblack7072 Рік тому +49

    That’s an ungodly amount of mayo 💀

    • @sawyervaughan-13
      @sawyervaughan-13 Рік тому +5

      Any amount is ungodly

    • @ThePenguinMan
      @ThePenguinMan Рік тому +3

      @@sawyervaughan-13 anymore than a milliliter is an ungodly amount

    • @yoshzlac2429
      @yoshzlac2429 Рік тому

      Let's be Honest We all remember this Record
      ua-cam.com/video/n2ZZMChgMAM/v-deo.html

    • @Terratetradon
      @Terratetradon Рік тому +1

      @@sawyervaughan-13 agreed. Mayo is 💩

    • @sawyervaughan-13
      @sawyervaughan-13 Рік тому +2

      Yeah mustard is better

  • @milkii00
    @milkii00 Рік тому +20

    0:49 DID SHE JUST WASH A FKING CHICKEN WITH SOAP💀💀 AINT NO WAY PPL DO THIS

  • @MilosColakovic
    @MilosColakovic Рік тому +3

    2:41 perfect description of most diets 😂

  • @EclipseSeth
    @EclipseSeth 8 днів тому +1

    No, no. The lasagna is onto something. It's like molletes (bread + beans + melted cheese). So bread and cheese taste well. But not sure if pasta will work like a bread replacement... Also, I don't want to find out what the light on my head will do if I say it was a good idea.
    Sorry Italians. I apologize.

  • @christianponder5996
    @christianponder5996 Рік тому +32

    Why would she put soap in raw chicken!? Omg.. as a chef, that's horrifying

    • @christophercarey165
      @christophercarey165 Рік тому +5

      Most of that soap is probably still in the meat and since she boiled it she is essentially cooking it in soapy water

    • @christianponder5996
      @christianponder5996 Рік тому +7

      @@christophercarey165 yeah, if this lady was in the restaurant business, she and most of the tiktok chefs there would lose everything lol.

    • @christianponder5996
      @christianponder5996 Рік тому +5

      @@christophercarey165 as for the soap left there.. I don't believe she was trained in culinary arts

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 Рік тому +4

      It has the extra lime flavor to compensate for all of the flavor she loses in the boiling water
      Mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhh lime soapy chicken

    • @christianponder5996
      @christianponder5996 Рік тому

      @@sephikong8323 idk if that soap would add actual lime flavor, it might be detergent flavored tho, like those tide pods

  • @_dallas_
    @_dallas_ Рік тому +25

    Take a shot for every time she says “oh my days”

  • @miozoth
    @miozoth 6 місяців тому +1

    As someone who comes from a country in which ppl eat beans for lunch basically every day and has italian ancestry, that bean lasagna is hurting my soul

  • @ydr0078
    @ydr0078 Місяць тому +1

    We are not responsible for the mishandling of beans from this person.

  • @-Skill-Issue-
    @-Skill-Issue- Рік тому +16

    As a professional chef, I agree with her idea of washing her chicken! Bleach makes the flavor so much better and we have never had a bad review at out restaurant!!! But we don’t have any returning customers…

  • @piou77piou
    @piou77piou Рік тому +8

    3:14 They are still pink parts. This chicken "recipe" is litteraly dangerous.

  • @FiksIIanzO
    @FiksIIanzO 11 місяців тому

    The only two reasons I would ever boil my chicken are:
    1) if it's in a soup;
    2) if I don't own an oven to roast it.
    Regardless, at least you could cut it up and season it afterwards. Eating _whole boiled chicken breasts_ drizzled with mayo is basically mental self-harm

  • @tazman5129
    @tazman5129 Рік тому +1

    Her: Rub the chicken in Chinese five spice.
    Me: Okay, go on.
    Her: Now add a splash of soy sauce and let it soak in.
    Me: That actually looks promising. Can't wait to hear it sizzle once it hits a hot skillet.
    Her: Now drop it into your boiling water.
    Me: (eye twitching) WHY!!!

  • @antonicarneline249
    @antonicarneline249 Рік тому +16

    1:35 Chef puts soap on raw chicken, what happens next is shocking! 💀

  • @mattpeters2070
    @mattpeters2070 Рік тому +8

    Dear AugusttheDuck
    Please don't associate these culinary serial killers with actual British cooking
    Sincerely, a British cook

  • @agentash0036
    @agentash0036 6 місяців тому +1

    the ramen in rice paper thing isn't too bad i'd think, but i'd 100% opt for pan frying as opposed to deep frying

  • @ladystrawberryrhubarbs
    @ladystrawberryrhubarbs Рік тому +1

    my mom boils chicken for some soups that she makes when i'm inflammed. but i promise you, we don't wash chicken in soap

  • @frostyskittle_
    @frostyskittle_ Рік тому +10

    2:13
    that chicken is drier then Ghandi's flipflop💀

  • @SherlocksLeftNipple
    @SherlocksLeftNipple Рік тому +14

    Every time I think I'm not that good of a cook, I watch things like this to boost my confidence. At least I know how to cook chicken without making people recoil in horror.

  • @amberd5318
    @amberd5318 10 місяців тому +1

    I was so distracted by the mayo drizzled chicken skewers that I fully missed the ketchup cake. This video was horrific. I may need to watch a bit of Kay's cooking to cleanse my mental palate 😅

  • @averysmolbrownie3856
    @averysmolbrownie3856 Рік тому +2

    The chicken is worrying because everything touched by either the chicken or her hands is now no longer food safe as it is infected with seriously harmful bacteria. And eating something washed with dish soap cannot possibly be a good idea either.

  • @_At0m__
    @_At0m__ Рік тому +54

    Is it just me or is August's voice just so... relaxing?

  • @vildiac
    @vildiac Рік тому +45

    As a British fellow, and a lover of baked beans...
    This "lasagna" is an atrocity and a crime against humanity. Nobody in their right mind would make something like that.

    • @kanapkazewszystkim
      @kanapkazewszystkim Рік тому +5

      Than i'm not in right mind, it looks delicious :P

    • @Zoom15000
      @Zoom15000 Рік тому

      But Heinz Baked Bean pizza was a staple of 90s kid meals. August doesn't know what he missed there.

  • @ninamiep734
    @ninamiep734 Рік тому

    I never ever have seen Lasanga sauce in a jar - its called Bechamel and its only butter, Flour, Milk, a pinch of Salt and some Nutmeg. A few years ago i saw in Supermarket expensive "Pancake Mixture" - you "only"have to put in Milk and Egg and mix. Incredible - the 200g Paket costs 10 times as if i bougt the flour and put a pinch of salt in it and add the egg and milk.(In Germany we make Pankes like you do it in France and not the thick way America does where is added bake powder) Some really dont know how to cook.... I moved to Panama - there are pancake mix available - but you only add water - and i never bought - a milk farm is my neighbour and even i had no time yet to make a home for chickens - i can get eggs from my neighbours hens by giving them Ananas or Lime or other things which grows in my garden...

  • @avocato8479
    @avocato8479 Рік тому +1

    I'm scared of what would happen if Gordon Ramsay saw this

  • @LiterallyACanOfBeans
    @LiterallyACanOfBeans Рік тому +16

    I used to be a prep cook, so seeing dish soap touch raw chicken made me die a little inside.

  • @fukami143
    @fukami143 Рік тому +14

    When I saw the "chef" put soap to wash the chicken, I died a little inside.

  • @haterhated5655
    @haterhated5655 Рік тому

    Best British meal speed run:
    -Mix all the cheese in your house hold in a pot (don't worry if its moldy adds to the flavour)
    -Milk, stale or fresh
    -Sauces (all kinds)
    -Spices
    Bake everything in an over or fry it
    Serve with rusty tea spoon and re-heat your last week's tea

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 Рік тому

      Spices? This isn't authentic

  • @kaethanx
    @kaethanx 5 місяців тому

    5:01 - 5:22 LMFAO!!! Also, I almost passed away when I saw the lady clean the chicken with soap

  • @thekrigsman8911
    @thekrigsman8911 Рік тому +19

    As a British person I can’t help but feel ashamed to call this a dish for consumption the baked bean lasagne honestly defies all the rules

    • @tjorbensingler6348
      @tjorbensingler6348 Рік тому

      And in your country Chips Butty is a thing.This means a lot (This coming from a german person and we arent famous for our food)

    • @thekrigsman8911
      @thekrigsman8911 Рік тому

      @@tjorbensingler6348 yeah our food palate ain’t the best if you couldn’t tell from the video, some ppl shouldn’t cook or be allowed to create food only reason we have good food is because we owned half the world at one point and took other cultures better foods

    • @thekrigsman8911
      @thekrigsman8911 Рік тому

      But the Americans are far worse than any of us in Europe

    • @hutki_shira
      @hutki_shira Рік тому

      @@tjorbensingler6348 Doesn't mean they have to like it it's disgusting 🤮🤮🤮

    • @IJFJJAJI
      @IJFJJAJI Рік тому

      @@tjorbensingler6348 chip butties are amazing?

  • @boxofcereal
    @boxofcereal Рік тому +45

    British people: Our food isn’t that bad
    Also British people:

    • @hutki_shira
      @hutki_shira Рік тому +13

      I swear it's just them beans on toast is disgusting 🤮🤮🤮

    • @Kshwayzy
      @Kshwayzy Рік тому

      @@hutki_shira but dipping the toast in beans is good 👍🏾

    • @anfearaerach
      @anfearaerach Рік тому +2

      @@hutki_shira it's a little classist to find it disgusting as it's well, working class food.
      English food can genuinely be good, especially pub food.
      And I say this as someone who doesn't like the English that much.

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 Рік тому +3

      I don’t think any British person does this “lasagna”. But if they do, we always have the war decleration ready

    • @ezekial7028
      @ezekial7028 Рік тому

      @@anfearaerach no, British food is just nasty lol

  • @skylarjohnson7779
    @skylarjohnson7779 5 місяців тому

    I love the implication that we went insane with grief and started making baked bean lasanga.

  • @briskinspace3913
    @briskinspace3913 Рік тому +2

    imagine eating blend salad and chicken to be healthy, but combine it with mayo. I literally have seen it all now.

  • @mcvenne8935
    @mcvenne8935 Рік тому +9

    Heinz ketchup used to come with the recipe for their ketchup cake on the back. No idea what that thing could have tasted like.

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 Рік тому

      We need Dylan Hollis to get on this

    • @cariad123
      @cariad123 Рік тому +1

      weirdly, not that bad. probably because tomato is a fruit?

    • @mcvenne8935
      @mcvenne8935 Рік тому +1

      @@cariad123 Nah. It's 100% the sugar content. ':D

  • @Splash_FX
    @Splash_FX Рік тому +37

    Nothing like a August video on Friday

  • @joelcuerrier4833
    @joelcuerrier4833 Рік тому

    It's a tight competition between Britain and the US to see who can make the worst possible food concoctions.

  • @happybirthday2078
    @happybirthday2078 Рік тому +1

    That chicken skewer with mayo was the saddest thing i have ever seen.