These TikTok Recipes Should Be Illegal
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- Опубліковано 24 тра 2022
- Bad TikTok cooking, my personal favorite genre on TikTok content. Today we are gonna watch some recipes from the TikToker "Syllygirl", and it is going to sadden us all. Buckle up.
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The fact the husband compared her cooking to 5-minute-crafts perfectly sums up these Tik Tok chefs.
Same video, he called them ♡ shaped heart attacks.
Yea.. husband just roasted the wife.. wife is just too dum too realize it
Divorce. If she makes all the food, then he needs to get out
@@r.taylor8836 if she makes all the food, i consider that a form of abuse
Honestly 18,000 kal is an understatement more like 200k kal
The amount of oil in that pot she deep fried the ramen covered sandwich in is literally a fire hazard
RIGHT what if she made 2 💀
1. How could a progressive person like Agust not take criticism of his own country but like steriotyping and roasting other countries like Britain and other he even say he is verry progressive.
2. Transgender identify as the opposite sex magic is not a sex so calling these people out for identifying as zeros and zirs is nto really a good idea.
3. Royals have their own pronouns like majesty but a royal do not not Identity as a man or a woman they do Identity as one one the sexes. plus cats and helicopter have genders
@@jojoyayathereal yo dawg you sure you're responding to the right thread😩
@@LeadenMarshmallow Bro be high af
Bro I was literally just saying, like that’s way too much oil💀
“Now the hardest part, wrapping it,” nah man the hardest part is eating it 💀
I hope the never ruin Mac and cheese especially Italian Mac And cheese
Nah the hardest part is actually trying to cook it without gagging 💀
1st bite feels like heaven. Next bite sends you there.
The first is not heaven its straight up hell☠️
Why isn’t this pinned 😂
FR though
Correction: first bite feels like hell, next one sends you there.
I love the way she explains every step like she’s making the most exquisite plate of food yikes 🤡🤡🤡🤡
Mm, top tier heart failure juice
She's speaking like she's a genius and we're in awe of her.
@@peekaboots01 i mean we're in awe but for different reasons
Consider her words "I've never cut into ramen before", I would think this is the first time she made that thing. @@
Simeone: So, how is your recipe.
Her: Frie.
As an indian, who are well known for their spices, I can honestly say that spice is not the issue here. they need deliverance from the devil, someone call a priest.
*As an Indian I TQ for 1.4K likes.
@Jacquarah parker 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Try to bless your spices with holy water or something before you using it
@@garibaldibritann1240 🤣😂
Nah call Jesus himself this needs next level exorcism
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
>heat up pan
>butter a toast
>put toast butterside down in the pan
>cook until crispy on underside
> don't flip
>remove toast from pan
a breakfast meal 1000x better than those tiktok recepies
dip the toast in eggs if you want to make it french
@@Victorion_The_Gacha_Fairy and cinnamon!!
And then to make it 1000x worse fried it then add 10 pounds of Mayo then deep fried again then add a birthday cake then fried it again then serve with mayo.
@@XXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDD not a fan of cinnamon but you do you
You know you're doing it wrong when Jack's cooking looks more appetizing.
💀
Jack who
no no i wouldn't go that far
I love how she’s telling us how to do it like we’re just gonna watch her deep fry a big mac and be like “yup! Definitely gonna make this for dinner!”💀
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Also like to add she doesn't eat any of these concoctions
Ngl I'd be the American that tries that burger
Worst part is... I know people who would 😩😩😩
Eh, Deep Fried Krabby Patty made by Babish is better.
The four horsemen of TikTok cooking
1: Cheese
2: Hotdogs
3: Deep frying
4: Negative Iq
You're forgetting
There are 5
Obesity
And 6. Ramen
7. Attractive girl with yoga pants
And 7, C H E E S E
8:bacon
"Why hot-dogs, ground meat and velveeta" - the answer is pretty obvious. No content farm is gonna waste actually expensive stuff for their cilps.
It's the same reason why all those accounts use so much hot glue: much cheaper than actual materials needed for crafts.
As a fellow Eastern European. Seeing this almost killed me. You Americans could have just sent her cooking tape and won the Cold War that way… we all would have died watching this horrific cooking
Indian food...sublime aromatic, hitter n hades. But ... I am brave because I know the spices are good for you. Cumin... Yum.🌹🙋🏻♀️🇨🇦💋🥰but boy my tongue sure burns. I am a wimp I know. Sorry. I have eaten a red color fried chicken made by my pal Balvir and it was hooootttt. But I ate it. Then hit snacks. I was really on fire. 😊😅
@@N0_191_ what are you talking about dude
@@MeWhenTheWhen.bro is smoking sum
@@N0_191_Canada?…… what does the country i live in have to do with Indian food?
as a lover of food, these aren't even guilty pleasures, they're just gross.
Yes! It’s like the carnivores too. It’s just like, disgustingly decadent to the point of gluttony. It’s not appealing to watch someone dip bacon into butter, to eat 12 slices of deep fried cheese, to drink beef fat as a beverage. Or those burgers where they full on POUR liquid cheese all over a triple bacon burger, usually served with those ridiculous milkshakes that are served in a glass half filled with ganache topped with several whole brownies and a mound of cream 6 inches tall. I see them on IG all the time and it’s just so low vibration to me.
@@gildedpeahen876 not every carnivore eats like that, i only eat meat becuase its essential to my body
@@ThatPlantGuy246 no I don’t mean folks who just eat meat like a normal person would, but the very gluttonous, decadent carnivores who won’t even season their food because spices come from veggies. They eat literally nothing but butter, pork and beef in various combinations.
👍
Food is a taste. There are people who love to eat bug's. Who are you to tell other's what is gross and what isn't. Now saying "As a food lover, I enjoy my own certain guilty pleasure's, These are not my type of food's to each there own." Being a Anon doesn't mean you always have to be a asshole.
As a professional cook who is high right now, I can confirm that the Wellington reference is by far the most culinary accurate critic you have ever shared. I laughed for quite a while you literate duck!
Wouldn't a professional cook...be called a chef?
@@vinniemascaro6649 He could be a line cook
@@vinniemascaro6649 he’s high off his nuts
@@vinniemascaro6649 the "high" part may indicate why there is a lack of formality in his title
@@tiger-tn6gx yo I’m a “chef” and get high at work lol getting high should not affect your ability in the kitchen if it does then don’t.
Once you learn that all these rage bait cooking videos are actually disguised fetish content, it all makes sense.
That actually makes sense
WHO GETS OFF TO THIS?!?
I’m sorry what?
@highway9121 the sounds the consumer makes. Like the mmm and wow and the squishy noises of some foods, as well as well just people eating a lot of food as well. Partly why nikocado has a following. It's a mix of kids and people that like watching someone consume so much food
goddamn
I was very tired while watching this , about to fall asleep but witnessing such culinary eldritch horrors once again made my sleepy eyes widen in fear and disgust
August: “If you are not from America, I promise, I mean I really do, we do not eat like this….”
Also August: “Meet Nikacado…”
Offending ;-;
well to be fair, nikocado was born in ukraine, so yeah
😂😂 I'm from UK, but as a Netizen, I get ya! 😂😂😂
@@quoteonquoteclub9711 I did not know that! I have just seen him eating in America…thank you!
@@TheScorpionCarpenter we both learned something new, well everybody who saw that reply.
It's all shock value. They clearly don't eat any of this stuff after the TT is recorded. These are basically every cooking scene from a 90s kids movie. Also, her husband referred to the ramen grilled cheese as a "thing". That is absolutely correct.
Sad thing is that they do. They at least take one bite and say ‘mmmmmm’
@@thenekozombie4316 I mean she seems to be pretty into fitness. The stuff wouldn't taste bad its just not great for you.
But if you're gonna work that off w/e.
I'd rather that be the case then wasting food.
@@TheLikenessOfNormal what are you talking about ? she looks pretty slim, if you want to look as slim as her you gotta eat like her
I don’t know, 1/4 of kids in the United States are saying they are transgender and gay, the food they sell in in the states might have a lot to do with that. It’s the mercury, it has to be.
It kinda looks good
4:53 we call it "plastic cheese"
From China. Maybe she learned it there. Furk u ded lady cooking school. 😮🤦🏻♀️🇨🇦
7:25 that ain't a crime, that's just Wisconsin. Cheese, only Cheese, and always Cheese.
Am I the only one who would like to see Gordon Ramsay's reaction to those recipes?
Definitely not
Nope
Y E S
We knew it's finally here now
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NO DUH
“Break out the spices, you can’t just deep fry everything!”
American state fairs:
yo I started reading your text right before he said it
Why not both?
they sell , i kid you not , deep fried butter. its butter on a stick. deep fried and covered in breadcrumbs.
@@roreo1612 that sounds disgusting...
@@celestialintrovert it is trust me it is
I’m British and our food gets a bad rap, but at LEAST our food doesn’t give everyone in a 100 mile radius a heart attack
Famine moment
"Crispy outsite, heart attack i the middle" -Gordon Ramsey
Fun Fact: People complained about the husband talking so much in the tiktok comments, his voice stopped showing up. Everyone thinks she told him to not talk anymore lol
That's sad he seems like a really nice guy. Also he has his own little show on Facebook where he apparently "debunked" some acts/viral videos that are in the same vein/genre that they produce together
Tbh that one video where he kept asking her the same thing over and over and over was infuriating 😂
They both need to shut up. This isn’t food. I wouldn’t feed this to my bad neighbor’s dog.
I love how he says, "What in the 5-minute crafts are you doing?", as if he just randomly started filming her. Such good acting.
Yeah lol
rock hard ramen with 5 pounds of cheese: "the best thing ive ever eaten". girl you need to have some cereal or something i promise it will be better
Lols! Luv it.😅😊🥰🇨🇦🙋🏻♀️💋
I love how even the husband is concerned about what his wife is making near the end lol.
No, not illegal. They must be outlawed.
Isn’t that the same as making it illegal?
@@Kimochi2893 yes. pretty sure that's the joke.
@Amber Heard 🅥 lol bot it's disgusting
@Amber Heard 🅥 Yeah I saw it. It sucks! Piss off spambot.
That's literally the same thing
"I've never cut into deep fried ramen before." So she didn't test this recipe before making the video?? Wow. Super great.
This screams irony, how you guys don’t see that is equally as weird
@@id1550What are you talking about?
Well yeah of course, if they had did a test run and actually made this before they made the video then they would have realized how just totally gross it would have been.
Hope she makes it her last.
@@No_True_Scotsmani’m assuming the fact that we’re calling the food bad when we haven’t tried it and we’re yelling at them for not. not sure if that’s what they were referencing, though
That is grounds for a divorce. That poor husband
*whispers that the connection between the consumption of cholesterol and the cholesterol in your blood has been proven negligible*
As a southerner i can say that i could survive that deep fried monstrosity but most of my non- southerner friends would die in the speed of a heartbeat
They wouldn’t have a heart
I would die, especially considering the fact that health problems run in my family
As a fellow Southerner, I can confidently say you will live, but you will not live well...
@@geofff.3343 Southerner here also.....I love deep fried anything lol Tennessee Native
@@allhaildrewcifer9541 everything should be deep fried but not everything should be made
i've been constipated for a week but yet i still shat a tower after watching them cook these disgusting "meals"
How do they poop eating that much cheese?!
@@ZebraLuv we might not wanna know
@@ZebraLuv americans have different digestive tracts, thats why they generally have messier shits than other nations all dat grease
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Lmao
5:00 So I'm South African and some of us call American cheese plastic cheese. I love how convenient it is though.
No you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Velveta, hotdogs, raw meat, uncooked noodles are the 4 horsemen of bad internet food.
my mother always told me:
just because it looks good, doesnt mean it taste good..
today i know she was right everytime, these tiktoks just proof what my mom said.
Doesn't even look good tho
No no your wrong, it doesn’t even look good either.
Nothing about that looks remotely good
@@joseislanio8910 none of you guys really got my comment, please dont learn to read also learn to understand.
taste is in the eye of the beholder and also this crap in the video is for some people satisfiying to watch and so "looks good". i give up on youtube comments, too many kids arround.
@@hito1988 what the fuck man, we just said it doesn’t look good, you don’t have to try to roast the shit out of us. Also, learn punctuation and spelling. Lmao.
Gotta love how she says "look at thaaat" as if we're supposed to believe that it looks good
it looks like a dismembered leg
@@thepubknight6144 Don't you fucking dare insult a nice delicious, chewy and crunchy leg like that.
no @@thepubknight6144 legs would taste a lot better than that
I really dont understand tiktok "chefs". They will take at least 3 random things from their kitchen and mix them together, cook it for less then 10 mins, and then cut it open to show its still raw and then take a big bite and say it absolutely amazing.
As a UK citizen I can qualify that this would most certainly say that any human being who lives in Europe coming into a radius of 100 meters it would certainly cause their whole body to discombobulate. The ‘Noodle cheese Sandwich is highly unseasoned witch makes me want to cry it looks a cheesy monstrosity sent strait from the depths hell. If anyone cooks this outside of America they will be hunted down by the government. The ‘chips and American cheese burger is absolutely going appear in my dreams tonight. Just by looking at this i nearly had a seizure. If anyone uses American cheese by choice then never talk to them again, they’re weird, secondly why would anyone use chips instead of a bun if you don’t have any buns then just go to the shops and get them their rather than selfishly put chips on them instead, let me make this clear to any American who thinks this is ok, CHIPS (fries) BELONG AS A SIDE COURSE NOT TO BE PUT ON A BURGER. I sincerely hope these TikTok’s get taken down to save the lives of many European citizens. Cya
As a sober Floridan, I feel my heart dying watching these "recipes". The only possible way I can see myself eating this is I'm really and I mean REALLY stoned, after a 3-5 day fasting
I would have to be tripping on all of the drugs then have drank really strong whiskey for 2 weeks without eating and stuck in the forest and being presented that shit I would eat probably a quarter of that ramen noodle cheese sandwich
These are totally stoner recipes... but somehow made by definitely not stoner white women.
Not even stoners imo. The only part that sounded halfway decent was the ground beef and bacon, but they should have been cooked. Make a giant burger bun, and you have a poor man’s Burger King. Just more expensive and less tasty. Don’t get me started on calories. Just let me make a jaegerschnitzel.( look for shishsu pork cut thin.)
I couldn't eat any of that stoned, drunk, or starving lol
if u break a fast with this high calorie trash food u actually could die... Thats how i know you have never fasted or just uninformed
I love how she's talking like she's a really good cook and everything she's making is great
My thoughts exactly 😂
Is this serious or just a joke?
Is this serious or just a joke?
@@klingonklingon4896 joke
I was thinking that too, taking it all seriously 😂
"Look, Honey! I made you a Korean goop burger for dinner!"
"We're getting a divorce."
"WHAAAAH!"
That first one was so much like an evil Gordon Ramsey Beef Wellington that I expected it to have a goatee
"So if you don't have buns you can use fries!"
Or....ya'know if you're REALLY THAT SET on having a burger you could just use normal bread...
Or no bread
or just eat it with ketchup or something
@@trogyyy yeah that's what I would do, I enjoy the tomato paste
Ye
Or a lettuce wrap!
“-Half a cup of milk
-half a cup of water
-half a cup of flour
-crack one egg”
And this kid is how children are made
Me getting fma flashbacks
Lol 😆
ok
@Amber Heard 🅥 stfu, thats ur job🤗
Sugar spice and everything nice
To be frank, if you hate American cheese, you won't like what its mozzarella colored counterpart is called
"i can't believe how well that stayed together" *literally a pile of ramen at the bottom of the pan*
This is that one kids mom at school that makes the "best food", but the food has to be surgically removed from your stomach because your kidneys refuse to do their job from pure terror.
That was lowkey the best description I’ve heard.
I hate that the sandwich ramen monstority genuinely looks like some nice meat but then you remember that it's a cheese, bread, batter, and fucking ramen noodles
Soo how many heart attacks is she trying to give everyone? Five? Yea sounds about right.
imagine being a cooking show host and needing to eat this food.
This food is crazy.. I would not get that far up my ass to eat this shit
I'll just quit after just one look
I'd kms off screen 💀
That would be like going to desert for tasty water-
8:35 August raises a good point here,
Using the ramen seasoning packet mixed into the dry ramen bits would have really brought the dish together
Or spreading it out between the cheese layers for deep flavor
Still bad though. Why not cook the ramen bits before frying them? I don’t wanna know how uncooked fried ramen tastes
She could have mixed it into the batter. No idea why she didn't.
I'll often use half a cup of cream as a base for the ramen sauce and then make stir fry with it and the noodles instead of making a soup.
uncooked ramen is just dried starch, so it would have been similar to the flavor of unsalted chips.
To be honest the cheese-ramen-sandwich thing is a perfectly sound idea, its just a battered deep fried bread. If they just reduced the amount of cheese and evened out the crushed ramen bits with maybe some tempura bits it would have been a nice, unhealthy, eat once in a while junk food.
@@r.taylor8836 Ramen is already fried, instant ramen is fried noodles. That's why it only takes 3ish minutes to cook & you can cook it by just adding hot water & waiting, instead of dried pastas that take 8-10ish minutes of actual boiling. So you can eat "uncooked" instant ramen like a snack or people crush it up to top salads.
@@r.taylor8836 By the sound of it, very unpleasantly crunchy and tasting like flour (?)
Just when you think the recipe can't get worse. The next ingredient gets introduced.
Chefs globally: we season and spice, sautée, bake, make it look nice
Tik tok chefs: LETS PLAY FROZEN FOOD JENGA IN A VAT OF GREASE! WtF iS sAlT?!?!?
The fat is the seasoning
I just experiment with my food... I'm more of a mad scientist with food than a chef.
food jenga is the perfect term for this
This is not exaggerated. I bet this is what they’d say.
I still can't wrap my head around that beef-wellington/burrito monstrosity. You have to eat like 2 regular burgers worth of meat just to get to the hotdog, cheese, and maybe bacon. And the tortilla is definitely gone after the first two bites, so you're literally just eating straight hamburger meat until you hit the hotdog, unless you find a cheese/bacon pocket.
bro called it a heart shaped heart attack and he was right
There's an italian dish that requires mozarella to be sandwiched between two slices of white bread, that is coated in flour/egg/breadcrumbs and chilled before it's deep fried, and served with hot high quality tomato sauce and basil. I don't remember the exact name, but italians have the pararel of it being the reins of a horse or something like that. So maybe the ramen-crusted sandwich has some inspiration from that?
These recipes almost made my heart stop just watching them. All that cheese is gonna kill someone.
cheese is so good thoughhhhhhhhh
💀 ain't no way
@@just_a_tad_bit_gay9910 doesn’t mean you need like fifty slices on a sandwich 💀
@@Malisadlol 2 is enough.
@@Malisadlol bro i could eat cheese forever theres never too much cheese
American cheese is just a blend of the leftovers from cheese. That's why they need such a broad name. Some days you get 25% cheddar 25% Swiss and 50% gouda. Other days you get 5% from every cheese category you can think of.
you learn something knew every day
What?
Your content is fantastic! I'm fasting at the moment and your videos are very helpful.
For those of you who think that American cheese is not real cheese and that it’s “made of plastic,” no it is not. It’s meant to be the most mild cheese on the market being barely made of cheese and mostly just milk and gelatin. It is cheese though just extremely mild. Great for burgers because of its stretch. Mozzarella is too strong texture wise for burgers.
Raw meat on a wooden cutting board? How on earth did she think she could clean that effectively! Her kitchen must be full of potential food poisoning!
If you keep your wooden cutting board oiled and sealed. It perfectly fine. But most people don't oil and seal their blocks regularly, if at all. Gross...
Ehh, from my knowledge that’s not really an issue. All the crevices bacteria can reach can also be reached by soapy water. You just have to make sure you thoroughly cleaned your cutting board, which you should be doing anyway. I think I remember reading a whole article explaining this, but I could be wrong, 🤷♀️
Ok so like what’s wrong with raw meat on a wooden cutting board? I just looked it up and it doesn’t say anything about wooden cutting boards not being safe.
@@alybot2.059 It's the fact that wood, that hasn't been properly taken care of with frequent waxing or oiling, can absorb meat juice. It might be okay with beef but chicken or pork? I wouldn't dare it!
Is plastic cutting board any better?
"What in the 5 minute crafts are you doing" now lives in my head rent-free that was gold lmao
That is the single best line to come out of _every_ video of this nature. A perfect description.
With how she cooks i can totally believe that is the best thing she has ever eaten in her life 🤣
Yea, I would actually try that at 6:55.
Dude same, that's not even bad, looks so good
My questions as I was watching:
What was the point of the bacon in the first one?
Why does it have to be crinkle cut fries?
Why did they deep fry everything?
What person wouldn't have buns/bread in their house?
How many slices of cheese was in that one sandwhich?
Why use only the ramen noodles?
Wouldn't the "sandwich" be easier to coat if the noodles were powder?
Why is this considered legal?
What cooking did they do other than deep frying and the oven?
How did this reach my tastebuds?
The list continues....
Funnily enough, I was watching this while my mom was giving me a haircut(I'm Korean btw), and she was also making comments about how bad these "recipes" are😅
Sandwich* Sorry, pet peeve.
I can answer the deep fry question. Simply satisfying
Goal: 69 likes
As a fellow Asian, I was extremely offended by the use of the ramen noodles 😂
1. they tried to be quirky
2. they tried to be quirky
3. americans
4. psychos
5. enough to kill 10 lactose intolerant people
6. they tried to be quirky (and a psychopath)
7. they didn't think of that because they're dumb as fuck (u can tell by the recipes)
8. because even the fucking government is scared of them
9. literally fucking nothing
10. they reached your heart and it is now having an attack
8:03 Even the camera man agrees that these recipes are outrageous.
What in the 5 minute crafts?!?
@@person4090 Wait, he's her huband!? 💀
@@Z4xt0n_Dr4wn ya lol
@@person4090 I am so sorry for her husband, poor husband, imagine actually eating this food...
@@jacky9575I'm surprised they aren't in the hospital right now 💀
“That looks like a lot of calories” “I can feel my cholesterol rising” -tubbo
HOLY SCHNITZEL THE DEEP FRYING ALMOST OVERFLOW!!!
I am not shaming deep frying, in fact i think it is great. But Have You Ever cleaned up a deep frying accident?? It takes hell to another level. For example, and these are from experiences I am too close to:
* Burning your house down
* Burning a limb off
* Falling into a cactus patch (dont ask)
* Ruining a stove
* Setting virtually anything on fire
I think i have PTSD over the effing trauma, seeing oil get that close to the edge
10:17 The dude looks like he is having a heart attack on the spot. He is literally almost in tears after a bite of that monstrosity.
Can you blame him?
@Amber Heard 🅥 you're definitely a bot, that's why I'm reporting
My body shuddered at the thought of letting that thing violate my mouth
His face is literally red
@Amber Heard 🅥 WHO cares
as an eastern european, I confirm that I thought I was having a heart attack when she started wrapping it with fries…
Pane bože. A ja že som kopa infarktu
I honestly think the ramen concoction is worse
As an American, I would like to apologize for these horrible foods.
As an Eastern European, you probably made it a point to embark on a full zapoj the moment the video ended. Such horrors will drive the purest American teetotaler into the vortex of drinking, but then again, there is a reason Americans make such gastronomic abominations.
DEEP. FRIED. RAMEN. GRILLED. CHEESE. I have no more words. Those five convey all the horror required to express my disgust all on their own.
And yet...
imagine seeing that beef bacon thing and thinking thats a huge burrito and you just take a bite and see all that meat and feel so disapointed and then you just die from your arteries being clogged
To be entirely fair, the double burger fried in a casing of fries, should actually be no worse than a burger and fries, from a nutritional perspective, it's certainly not any better, but at least this one managed to get the meat cooked, so she's doing better than most.
Wow, I never thought about it that way, really puts into perspective how unhealthy a lot of american food is
@@lilyerwin8114fr, as someone who’s (unfortunately) had to eat fast food for almost 2 years thanks to working at said fast foot restaurant (a certain restaurant that sells fight chicken and that’s all I’ll say) and my god it can really mess up your stomach. Like seriously, it’s painful on your guts after a while.
@@lilyerwin8114I’m really glad to be British right now
Excellent point. That didn't occur to me.
The 2nd recipe is not that bad it's a normal McDonald's meal just fused together
The 3rd meal could also be good just remove the ramen
The fact that just watching her cook those monstrosities makes me feel physically sick is impressive, only in a very terrifying way.
same
I had to run to the bathroom seeing all that oil I was about to diarrhea my underwear.
if i was in that household as that camera man I would just abandon the kitchen and lose trust in that “chef”
@@KFrost-fx7dtwow
99 likes?. make that 100
"look at theese heart shaped heart attacks" Perfectly sums it up
This isn’t even food this is a lab experiment
8:58 Not just unseasoned ramen, the noodles were never actually boiled and were just fried dry after being used as an incredibly thick coating...
Who would actually be willing to put that monstrosity in their mouth?
Theres people who eat raw ramen lol
You could eat ramen without boiling it since it’s just dehydrated noodles
@@turquoiseseller Student here: Been there, tried that, don't recommend it. Eating cold fries right out of the freezer is more enjoyable than eating dry Ramen.
Me
@@daviddinoger I usually don't eat it plain, I just add some seasoning and toppings from whatever the hell is in my pantry.
I'm not going to lie, this makes me ashamed of people my age. Yeah, I'm not the greatest cook in the world. Hell, I kinda feel like Im cheating when I use canned vegetables sometimes too. But this however goes way beyond that. When did cooking become throwing some random crap together and pouring cheese on top of it?
Since tiktok came to life
Everything they make looks just like something I would made when I don't really wanna cook at night and just grab and mix everything I have in my fridge until something edible comes out.
I mean I feel ashamed and I literally eat cheap ass ramen and sandwiches 90% of the time. Like goddamn is this stuff foul
@@justsomeemperorofrome34 Don't forget EpicMealTime and the Mukbang era lol
u forgot the deepfry part after adding cheese
as an austrian i can confirm that i nearly got a heartattack by hearing this
1st bite: Mmm thats good
2nd bite: Mmme thats god
*i feel like the husband/son of these awful TikTok chefs*
*have to eat this against their will*
As someone who is japanese, i died a little inside when she coated a sandwich in ramen
Sad we got dissed with bad cheese
As an American who hates TikTok. Fuck TikTok.
I died inside when she fried that montrosity.
Thats very common, theres thousands of recipes online with ramen as bread crumbs, dont turn into the italians who complain about anything involved with tomatoes or pasta
@@jwoz8517who deep fried sandwiches it would be kinda fine if it was like chicken but a sandwich
The ramen cheese sandwich actually would be good if they had replaced the white wonderbread with actually good bread of any kind.
I like white bread, it's just normal and I enjoy a nice ham and cheese sandwich I never buy other kinds.
I don’t think bread would change anything for me, but if it was wholemeal I’d like it slightly more. And if the ramen was on the side. And if there was two bits of bread with two bits of cheese. I like cheese sandwiches with ramen, but that’s a war crime
I like the Italian approach to food: simple, quality and made with love and passion
4:09 That straight up looks like a decapitated leg
How do you decapitate a leg lol
@@nullempt ikr lol
@@nullemptidk chop it off I guess I’m not an expert ask a murder probably he will give ya answers
The obsession with velveeta cheese is probably because TikTok food isn't about tasting good or being good, it's about looking good, and velveeta is literally chemically formulated to be the meltiest most gooey cheese. It's what everyone imagines as melted cheese so even if anything else would be better, they go with this.
When I was younger, my parents occasionally used velveeta several times while I was growing up. I always looked for any possible excuse to not eat that crap or simply not eat it once it was on the plate.
@@Lunarinzo Not really, it's just I avoid any kind of fake cheese I can, and that also includes american cheese as well.
@@Wolfen5207 neither one of them is fake they are real cheese are they fancy old European cheese no but they are cheese
@@elvangulley3210 "they are real cheese" No, they aren't. American cheese contains real cheese, but it also contains milk, cream and other stuff. Up to 49% of your so called cheese isn't cheese. So no, American cheese, isn't cheese, it is a processed dairy product.
@@GGysar I’m not arguing if american cheese is mostly real cheese or not, but *all cheese contains milk, cream and other stuff!*
(I think defining “other stuff” would’ve helped your comment tremendously)
A deep fried grilled cheese can be good, but she tops it with hard ramen and fries it.
If someone tried to feed this to me I’d call the cops for attempted murder
I love how the guy that’s filming her doesn’t even trust her cooking. You can put all the evidence together a then realize he’s almost as terrified as us.
Edit: tysm for all the likes I’ve never Had this many likes!!!!
He's rightfully MORE scared than us because he probably has to try it...
Yea.. one guy even compare it to 5 mins craft recipe.. if it isn't a roast, idk what it is
I couldn’t imagine being him. He has to act like he’s full all day around her. He probably sneaks out for food behind her back😂
“Look at these Heart shaped Heart Attacks”
I hate the fact that if some of these were sold in smaller versions at a state fair I may actually be tempted to try one
Oh I would 100% I want to know how bad it is.
I quite literally asked my screen "are you gonna deep fry the sandwich?" in disgust
Kicking that countertop will give you a heart attack
As a European, this is what we imagine all american food to be like🤣
Don't worry, it isn't!! As an American, I don't ever fry anything and never ever use this much cheese. Ramen is an occasional food, and we are currently obsessed with mini oranges and Macintosh apples. Yes, Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal made it in the grocery cart, but we don't buy it often lol!
You'd be mistaken. This tik-toker isn't American. They are Canadian.
Nobody spends the time making and eating this shit.
@@KyrenaH Canada is in North America.
@@Kyeseven7 your point being?? Venezuela is in South America. Does that also make Venezuela America?? Bru
She’s like the Godrick of cooking!
Grafting whatever she’d get her hands on, ultimately creating an abomination of instant organ failure yet fully convinced of making something truly majestic
Arteries, one and all,
BEAR WITNESS!
Top tier reference 👌
"I AM LORD OF ALL THAT IS GOLDEN!"
Someone: maybe some seasoning?
Her: *put thy foolish ambitions to rest.*
Her husband is regretting telling her to get back in the kitchen
I like how the cameraman isn't playing along and is also disgusted
10:00 For Lactose tolerant people how to be on the toilet for hours
As someone who is lactose intolerant, and loves staying on the toilet for hours, it sadly actually looks kinda good. But wouldn't risk my life for it
I can't even imagine the atrocity that's growing under her fingernails
I mean, I'm sure the tissue breaks quite a lot when wiping her arse
Prolly something of a fungal variety
Isn’t she wearing gloves though?-
Oh wait nvm she’s not wearing them in some sorry abt that-
I pray she cleans them