How do you rap about Applebees? - TWBFR #12
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
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Entirely improvised raps from British Comedian and Freestyle Rapper Chris Turner, inspired by audience suggestions:
British Imperialism (Virginia)
Applebees
‘70s Shag Carpet
A.I. & Data Science
Blues/Jazz Musicians
Beat: Melodies by Audio Vibe
• Video
Rapping starts around 6:14 in.
Recorded at the world famous Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, CA
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It upsets me so much that these are getting less and less views. There has to be a better platform you can spread your content on because the level of talent here is ridiculous.
It's been a couple months, and I'm so glad these clips are doing better now!
this is the first day i heard of him and im on round 5. ...
a better plate form? I hate twitter, Instagram, Facebook...... cant touch everyone
The audience for freestyle battle content is slim,,, das why
UA-cam is THE platform. Recently they suggested one of his vids and it got a couple million views. Thats all he needs is UA-cam to recommend his talent.
I think if he did it in public it'd be more interesting to click on. Also if he did rap battles with random people. That'd be great to see random dudes freaking out when they realize the dorky white dude is great haha.
Reddit
I hope this explodes... the algorithm suggested this to me.. good stuff..
suggested to me as well and it isnt even from 2009
This guy is going to be a legend
I think the algorithm has claimed a lot of lives this week
"Two people choosing data science, what are the odds?"
I hate how much I loved that joke
The audience didn't get it at all .... I immediately started clapping
Instant wit. Nice.
Chris Turner raps binge better than Netflix and alcohol. Great stuff mate!
I just stumbled across this channel while I was searching for "dry British humour". Watched this video - enough to make me a big fan. This are some insane skills. Keep up the good work! Your stage presence is very likeable and great to watch. Excuse me while I go binge all your videos now :D
So glad you found me! Thank you for checking this out, and I hope you enjoy the rest of them!
kunparekh18 First time watching Chris Turner (now subscribed). I started watching the video’s at 10 pm. It’s now 2.30 am 😂😂
this guy deserves a joe rogan podcast.
I'm convinced this what Elon Musk was like that whole day after smoking with Rogan
To be fair, he deserves better than Joe Rogan.
@@brandonmaynard6790 there isnt something much better then joe rogan, public wise
@@TooKorky I mean.... I like Rogan. But are you suggesting Rogan is the pinnacle of public eye? Gimme a break.
@@firebirdude2 interview-wise he has one of the most diverse and biggest audicences so kinda yeh
Today students, we will be learning about British Imperialism.
Aight, drop the beat...
lmao
Imperialism ruled
Stan Mann 😂
Got a cat called socks, call him sock because we had 2 and lost 1in the washing machine lmao
This guy is just as good as a comedian as he is a rapper. I absolutely love that he combines the two
I just got that now
Why doesn’t anyone know about this guy? Honestly...I’m not sure how I found him...just popped up. Sharing on Twitter.
"What are the odds of that happening, I don't know, maybe you could figure it out"
After the guy had asked for Data Science to be rapped out
The audience didn't even chuckle ...... His British whit is lost on them! I on the other hand ... started clapping 😂😂😂
It's just magic, much like a musician playing the didgeridoo, being able to breathe in through the nostrils while simultaneously breathing out of the mouth. I find it amazing that while your mouth is rapping, your mind is able to search through your general knowledge and return with genius segues from one topic to another. Brilliant!
Thank you so much! I’ve often described it as circular breathing for the mind. I did a sketch show in 2010 where we had our musician circular breathe through a Vuvuzela. It was so funny (for us) and so annoying (for the audience).
Its not actually "breathing" in two directions, which would be impossible as the lungs only have one direction. They just store air in their mouths like weird chipmunks and leak it out slowly while inhaling. However, did you know newborns can breathe and drink at the same time? For to suckle better. We lose that ability really early on, sadly, around 3 months or so of age.
What are we even talking about here
I do that while smoking.
But I’m not as awesome as this guy. Binge watching now
Not only this dude got talent but a great personality and great stage presence well done I'm a rapper as well inspiring
You a rapper?? That's so boss! My lil' cousins friends brothers boyfriend raps. So Cool!
With a good times.. The rap was outstanding. ✌
Dude has MASSIVE vocabulary and extremely extremely quick-witted.
And just a ton of knowledge about so many different subjects.
That is how to lecture.
Professor Chris
Schools in session
Dear god everything about that was amazing
if this is not rigged, he is so impressive i would have to say words by him and if he knows me. he would steal your self esteem for days
good thing its renewable resource
I couldn't even remember all the topics as they were being asked
This dude is amazing!! So talented, so smart 👍
We should help this guy by liking all his videos.
on it !
Already done it :D
Smooth as silk. I’ve lost count of how many of your videos I’ve watched. You sir, are a lyrical genius 🧐
My ni..., I mean dude 😲, you definitely are the shit. I have just binge watched your videos back to back. You have skill and talent beyond belief. Definitely get your pen work down, possibly make either a promo CD for sale or download and get it out there. Your thought process is amazing.
Hey, you are awesome. Seriously incredible talent! Hope you make it big, here's one more subscriber to get the ball rolling.
how is it even possible for him to do this does he have 300 IQ
Cant believe you're only at 60k, you'll hit a million soon, amazing content, i love the videos. You are hilarious
Mc Escher
String Theory
George Gershwin
Adam & Eve
Ambrose Bierce
Here's a challenge all the way from PA. I really enjoyed watching your video. Like alcohol one video turned into several and before I knew it I was intoxicated with your humor. Fantastic job and I wish you luck on all your endeavors. Absolutely brilliant!
He should go to America's Got Talent, would love to see him perform each week.. even without the platform of an AGT I feel like he's gonna still accomplish alot.. Thanks for the suggestion UA-cam!!
Chris Polk Love that idea! Have the jury say words.
Na never go on any of those shows. Once you win they own you and your name there not even aloud to have a UA-cam channel or anything. Those shows are corrupt
Frrr that would be dope
Well now i know to wear protection if i go to applebees 😆
He should go on America’s got talent
This is an average day in the life of a Tulsa Oklahoman.
and here i am, cant even remember the suggestons mentioned in a 5 minute time span.
Hi. I’m here before you get a million subscribers 👍
Would you rap about Pokémon the flash Supergirl and gordon ramsey ? Lol
i hope you do the things you dream of doing HIGH FIVVVE!
He does live streams ;) have a Gucci day
From moderator - pdasally
Every time I hope the suggestions are: bridges, seeing stuff on the news, tea gone cold, writing fan letters and ignoring people at your shows...
That would be amazing. Bring four friends to a show and shout them loudly, I’ll do Stan vol. 2
This made my day especially the Luxembourg edit note
Maybe a multilingual rap on Luxembourg one day ;-) everyone here speaks 4 or 5
How am I just finding this guy 😂
These are amazing! Just found your channel today
I'm subscribed to so many channels but this the only one I have the bell notification for. Much love from Sheffield, Chris!!
Aw! Thank you :D That is nice
I really hope you will get a million subs at least. Too much talent not to be shared!
Hey you want an expressive face in the thumbnail picture instead of a list to generate more clicks!
Hey you need to be told that your name isn't marketing so shut the fuck up!
As a Canadian fan of British panel/game shows, the British comedy is all about surveys line was particularly funny
do you have the loop end on purpose so you know you're going on too long? Otherwise it sucks to hear you have to wrap it up so fast when I'm enjoying it just because the beat dies
It’s an astute observation, we do love a survey!
I tend to have the beats end at 3 mins otherwise I overrun my set length, as often getting suggestions can take a while. For these regular uploads I just use copyright free beats I find before I do the show, so I can’t practice over them before using them live. When I’m doing my solo shows I use beats with a much longer length so I don’t run out until I’m done. Glad you’re enjoying them!
You take things so well in the moment and your obviously quick witted. So personally love you but what does my opinion really matter anyway right?
Says no food suggestions then proceeds to rap about food lol
I'm so Sorry that We came across the seas. we're like yeah we'll seize everything we see
Nice!
“I made a mistake, I’m too drunk, now I wanna order chicken fried steak”. He ain’t get but 5 seconds in and I’m already dying 😂
Chris, I like your stuff, but come on why do you hate Luxembourg? xD Greetings...from Luxembourg.
You are amazing! Are you coming to Holland any time soon?
I’m afraid I have no plans to, currently. Of course, this may change, I love Holland and have had some great shows there in the past.
great stuff
My suggestion - Bonds reaction to his Martini being stirred.
Fam. Stumbled across this before heading to bed and I'm addicted. I respect this type of comedy and your talent. Please continue and spread this wherever you can.
Much respect. ^^
IBM’s Watson 😎👍
Legendary
Seriously, this is the third video I've watched so far. It's amazing to do it on the spot. Hope it spreads like wildfire.
Seriously? The third? Extreme!
Well there goes my Saturday- I just discovered this comedy bit
I’ve watched like 20 of these videos and I still haven’t seen the person who suggested 9th century crop rotation.
It's possible that not every rap is recorded.
Big Fan!!! Would love to come out to see u perform!!!
Chris you're a savant.
I was gonna go to sleep but I think I’ll watch every video first lmao
This guy is amazing !!!!!!!!!!!!
Things Chris Turner deserves
-Netflix Special
-Rap Album
-Music Video
-Interview with Joe Rogan
- all the views in The World
can you imagine if this guy sat down and wrote a song?
So hard to do this you will blow up soon it’s just not that funny when you rap it’s badass but I recommend making it only a small part of the act.
oh my god … the last time I felt like this towards freestyle had been eons yo... respect @christurner.... keep it up and you'll be all around the planet ...
I don't subscribe to channels easily... This is brilliant though
How do you not have more views!??? I just found this dude and this shit is fucking GOLD. Also, this beat almost sounds like Chocolate Rain LOL
Chris, you would be the MOST popular high school history teacher anywhere! Forget this UA-cam gig just go and teach kids and spread your knowledge while rapping about in class! Cheers and thank you for bringing lots of smiles and laughs to us all!
lol best moment of everyone of these is when the audience doesn't believe him that he can rap
you'll become huge man, algorythm send me to you yesterday and since then I saw like 20 of your standups. And I don't even like rap. Keep it up, amazing, you're allowed to be so proud
This is unbelievable
i would believe this. watched 10 in a row. this has to be planned with the audio following him. its planted people in audience. how do you free style 5 made up things with an unknown tract and it fits perfectly...
the odds have got to be over 100000:1 i feel this is planned how does the dj know when you are going hit it out of the park all the time, everytime.....
im thinking about unsubscribing
Who the f*** goes to Applebee's and orders Chicken fried steak? I'm just saying
70’s shag carpet 💀
He is outstanding!! love it!
Damn collab with Dicky dude and get Joji on that track for 🔥
Oi blood, fam! Amazing that I learn new things every week by your freestyle raps. 🤘😈🤘
I learnt about Applebees.
Go on a got talent show
This dude's got some amazing ability to flow from one topic to the next.
I love how you keep saying you're too white but one of the most well renowned rapper is Eminem and he is white but yeah you are great man and it is funny as that is your opening rap line
Hey man what‘s wrong with the guy who choose that thumb down button?!
Go on Chris! 👍💪
This dude is a monster w the freestyle most famous rappers can't even spit an actual freestyle they always have bars on hand
I have yet to see a bad rap by this guy.
Someone needs to splice one of his with Meek Mills sway freestyle. Gold watch mm mm mmm. Gold chain mmm mm mmmmmmm
Chris Turner and Harry Mack should make a rap battle
Still killing it, why did this crowd hate you with those suggestions lol.
Chris, I'm not a Tiktok guy but it might be a good idea to dive there
Now I feel offended as an Luxembourger - well screw it we're just 600 000 so nobody really cares
But actually I'm glad I found you because you are pure talent
(I can get over it bc everybody makes fun of us)
Dude this guy exploded all of a sudden
That's your moms story at least...
A mistake calling a mistake a mistake
rap about higher order functions in the context of function composition in functional programming with haskell please.
I don’t know many of your dining establishments, Applebee’s, is that a good one?
-no
No?!
Had me cracking up
Made my day!
Glad to hear!
I think I saw and listened at least 20 of your freestyle rap vids. Im glad that youtube suggested me you, cuz this is a mind blowing, funny and educational stuff. The transitions in this one where just like how on earth did he do that! I come from small country of Slovenia and I hope that all world will see your undisputed talent!
Just leaving a comment to get this channel more attention.
Here before everyone else rightfully jumps on the bandwagon
Samuel Shurtz
You realize there’s comments that are months old?
I'd like a rap about home haircuts :)
I've just noticed after 1 week of constantly watching you , you just look like Dr shaun murphy from the good doctor !! Only the exact opposite as you are a hell of a social comedian 😍
should say one about reasons on being better than em. lol
This guy is awesome, I wouldn't be able to remember their suggestions much less rap about them. 👍👍
currently binging all of your shit
They say you’ve made if you got your first hater, so let me: “Chris Turner is so overrated!”
You do it then...
@@dutchking7293 I'm joking lmao
@@invinciblemode My bad, spotting sarcasm in comments is not my virtue