White Boy rapper lays down freestyle bars about...Spam?
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
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British Comedian and Rapper, Chris Turner absolutely MURDERS an insane off the dome dope freestyle rap about Spam, Piñatas, A Rocket to Uranus, Cellular Respiration, and Masterpiece Theater. Get this guy on Sway in the Morning!
Beat: ‘Good Morning’ - Beats by Con • Video
Recorded at the world-famous Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, CA
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I'm so hooked on this playlist.. This rap in particular was crisp as hell.
Fifth video in a row and this one was a fakin...MASTERPIECE
Like fried spam?
I've watched a ton of these, and I love them all, but this one was a step above. Great rhymes within rhymes. And a pleasant beat
Yeah this was one of his best!
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How has Chris not been offered a guest spot to do this on TV e.g. the Late / Tonight Show, Jimmy Kimmel etc.? Don't they love this kind of thing?
Matt Hindle only after you sell your soul
His time will come soon. The force is strong in this one.
He needs a Netflix Special. :D
Everyone like this comment please!
@@Egordon2222 I did, you have 6 likes now. 👍🏻
@@RA-el6zj :)
Smooth, man! This is one of my favorite ones yet.
A true masterpiece lol
Yeah the beat almost as fire as him!
Man's going HAM on biology
Man's going SPAM* on biology
An honest compliment. Ive been listening to rap since 1988. Anyway it's trash now, probably has been since 97. Your the best freestyler I've heard. I've always appreciated the creativity and story telling hip hop could bring. It must be tough being so talented in a world of mumblers.
Eyeadea was the GOAT at freestyles. ua-cam.com/video/40MA0pl7Oa0/v-deo.html
This guy is better
Rap isnt trash now, you just dont know where to look
Chris' intelligence is what blows me away. His ability to conjure imagery and convey them in rhyme within milliseconds (and transition!) is a thing of sheer beauty.
@@oldnelly1715 who do you listen to?
I think this is his best one hands down. You can tell when he's in flow and this one is a gem.
This beat was great for him. He should use it more
"We have no idea if he's right or wrong/
I'm tight on that flow like a fat guy in a thong"
I was SCREAMING
That transition from "spam" to "rocket to uranus" via "maps" was brilliant, also that sexual joke in the second verse in connection with "spam" again. You're a genius, Sir, to come up with these thoughts and rhymes on the spot!
Very nice! The background music is perfect on this one. You really flowed smoothly. And beautifully.
I thought for sure that you couldn't arrive at Uranus without passing M'arse. It seems that your raps get better the more challenging the topics are, I love it when you get technical (when you know the topic well or not, then you get even more creative). This was excellent, so good!
The thing that makes you such a unique rapper is the fact you're so intelligent and I love that. #TurnerUp
One of my favourites. Not only are you a freestyle genius, but incredibly smart. It scares me how you know so much about so many things. Respect.
It blows my mind how you can always guess how people came up with their suggestions. Actual genius.
This is best I've heard from you
Here before 1 million subs. I literally cry from how genius the lyrics are. I’d have to sit down and use a thesaurus to even try LOL. Thanks Chris!
Thanks Pat! Appreciate that 😊
Wow! This one is insanely brilliant. A masterpiece. Better than the best I've ever heard. Watched it 6 x and rewinding for a 7th. It won't be long until the corporate guys end Chris Turner's career with platform specific contracts. Keep it on UA-cam.
4:00 Bruh.... that shit was downright brutal!
how doesnt this have millions of views already? this is so sick!! all his videos are...
This deserves so many more views
Seriously, where are the views.
I really think the softer, smoother beat allowed him to relax and flow much better than all the other styles I've heard. His rhymes and cunning are always there, but sometimes his flow sounds forced in some of the videos where the beat is more geared towards aggressive rap
Legendary freestyle should be the name of every video you upload.
I am currently binge watching through your playlist and just can't stop!
I really hope for you to get viral somewhere and please stream more often on twitch.
Thank you for this incomparable entertainment!
Absolutely brilliant 💎
Man, I've seen a lot of your raps, but this one really blew me away. So many great rhymes, jokes, connections. I don't understand how it comes together so quickly for you. I love it.
"i'm looking for the sweets, i'm looking for the candy, the blindfold is on but my perception's quite handy"
Most witty freestyler in existance.
This one was so smooth, just mind-blowing.
You should team up and start freestyling with harry mack, i'd love to see that.
That was so friggen tight! The way he asked for the last word without dropping a beat.
Love it! Perfect mix of intellect and low brow. Well done!
Shit this was one of the smoothest freestyles I've ever seen you do.
Ya... definitely the best one yet.
Chris, you are an absolute legend!
What was the last word that we needed to do
Remind me, shout it out, bring it all through...
*not breaking flow bringing instant knowledged funny rap about piñata*
Your best one so far, in my opinion. Could see the smile on your face grow as it went smoothly
Hey Chris I will love to watch you ever consider performing for military. I’m in Fort Hood TX and a lot of soldiers I know will love you. Also if you plan on coming to TX I’ll love to take my wife and kids there. I feel like my kids can learn more from watching you perform then they do from school :P
the best freestyle rap ever, INSANE, i´m a huge fan, keep freestyling Chris!
I don't own a tv either. Ever since digital antenna became mandated and internet became more accessible. How life changes.
1st view 1st like 1st comment
Have a nice day Chris!😇
Edit: btw this is the funniest video 😂😂A rocket to uranus😂😂
WOW, just WOW. This one is absolutely perfection, sublime! If only I could hit that thumbs up 1000 times
So good!
The 2 by 4 line was so smooth
I played this a few times now. I think it might be one of my favorites. Though I'm still quite partial to Lou Ferigno's left nut... down there, oh so low.
Good intro and outro on that one
Bro i swear your getting better with every episode. I love how you asked the audience what the last word was and kept the flow.
" I'm in your intestine" 🎵😄
"Conversion to ATP"
I am impressed. Not too many freestyle rappers are into the Krebs cycle
ah yes! I remember having to learn that for my biochem degree... forgot the whole thing a day later of course
Brilliant
OMG that was off the hook!!! yeah, watched several of CT's videos, I'm now subscribed!, but this one was especially crisp and clear. Also, love how he prompted for the last word and then proceeded to jump right into it! amazeballs. BTW, Chris, you're extremely smart, all that stuff on biology, wow. Have you done Jeopardy or something?!
This guy is a British @harrymack Incredible talent
i love harry mack but this guy is better imo,
Come to Vegas, sir
Very unique and catchy way to end a show, I'm glad you do what you do :)
Wow. . .that smooth transition from spam to rocket to uranus.
best one
Your breadth of knowledge is just insane. Every video blows my mind.
I was eating snap while watching this video.
I'm don't swing that way... but I would have Chris's babies !!!
Or I wouldn't be too mad if my wife did. That would be her boyfriends problem 😂
Man I've been watching these videos for about an hour and each one is too short. I just want longer videos he's so good.
Technically Chris is wrong about the space/time dichotomy. We’ve known for a long time that we have a curved spacetime. Can’t travel through one without traveling through the other
So good!
Can someone honestly tell me.... Is this real? It isn't scripted? I mean... This should be humanly impossible!
Smooth 👍
How does this man only have 60k subscribers? THIS IS NEXT LEVEL.
...and 2 days later, he's up to 92k. I started watching his videos when he was around 71k - just over 24 hours ago!!
Chris turner you have found the most unique niche in comedy. I wish you the best good sir! intelligent comedian that's actually funny and a rapper! the audience interactions are great man.
Before the rap started ‘will be disappointed if there’s no Monty Python reference.’
Was not disappointed.
Dam he got me on this freestyle fr!! 😂😂
I have searched my entire life for a freestyle rap about Spam. Now, my journey is over.
tbh I clicked on this one hoping there will be Monty's reference. And u didn't let me down, good sir :D
Great flow this time. My kind of beat. 👍 Keep it up.
Chris! One of my favorites! (so far!). But why would you rap about beating small children just trying to get some lollipops from a piñata?!? 😉😂
oh theres no dude with google in his ear, this man is just a genious. a genious that is able to apologize to the offended generation a line after what could have been the offense. this guy's gonna be visiting late night shows in a few months! just take care and dont do stupid shit. the best ones always die young.
brilliant, every single time. hats off, ass laughted out loud.
Dude! You are fucking mind blowing!! 😏👌
Every day i seem to stumble across a new one that I think is the best. This is todays!
This was one of your best simply because the beat worked so well it put you into a good flow.
who can't live this guy? IQ off the charts and funny
This guy Is an absolute legend. Unbelievable language and IQ.
This was one had some of the best transition's. Pure genius as usual.
smooooveeee with them wordsss
Damn his flow is tight.
Like a fat guy in a thong
как же он великолепен! just flawless .
This is probably one of my favourites to this day.
7 mates make the best crowd
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Chris says: " Literally time travel which is the opposite of space. They are separate dimensions.. The 3rd dimension is space the 4th is time, never the twain shall meet ! "- Take That Einstein with your relativity Rubbish!
I was doing some mad bullshitting here
@@ChrisPJTurner You may not know it but you actually told the truth. Study how and why Einstein invented his theory.. it was in response to the Michelson Morley experiment which showed a null result of Earth movement through the ether ( all scientists believed in the ether back then) The result suggested Earth wasn't spinning and with no evidence against this notion, Einstein admitted he discounted the ether altogether and created his theory of relativity - which has never passed the scientific method. No relativity claim has ever been duplicated with physics on Earth in a lab, therefore, it's not allowed to be taught as fact according to the rules of the scientific method. Just more lies from our government, that's all it is. Look into what I say, it's interesting stuff.
this beat smooth as cognac and turner as prime as the #2
Holy shit this was AMAZING!
This guy improves my GK xD
As a biologist, I support his message! Lol
This is one of your best ones, a real head bobber
Best ending you have done yet. Tied it up nicely!
Hahahah I saw that SPAM ham in shops!!!🤣🤣🤣
89.7k subscribers at 11:30pm PT on Oct. 21, 2019. If Chris’ subscriber count was a stock, it would be a great investment.
I've watched probably idk close to 30 of these. He is so intelligent and quick. Just amazing.👍👍
Holy fuck you're a lyrical genius
It's hilarious to me how people talk about Spam but will eat all sorts of processed meats including chicken nuggets and hot dogs. Lol... come on. I'm not a fan of Spam but I'm not a huge fan of cooked ham either. For a processed meat it is almost certainly the highest quality of all. I'll take a spam biscuit or sandwich over bologna almost anyday.
This rap never got the recognition it deserved
That awkward moment when...
You realize that Chris Turner is actually Jesus.
Bro! You should use beats like this with good vibe! not trap shit ones like in other videos :) That one is dooope, such a talent man!
21 mexican children do not like that one
that beat was smooth tho
Impressive! A little video tip: write down the words and cross them off as you go. It would be nice to remember which words that was chosen.
VeniVidiVici I think it adds to the authenticity of the performance to stay on the beat and ask the crowd. Plus it helps those who think the audience is plants.
Okay it's official... you are now my favorite comedian... so damn funny 😂😂😂 keep doing you!!!