After seeing one of his freestyle rap clips I thought he's funny. Then I saw a couple more and now I think he's literally genius. What's your IQ Chris?!
@@ChrisPJTurner Really man, your brain is like an advanced peice of equipment that could potentially be applied to many many things, the amount of time (virtually none) it takes you to come up with rhyming words verses and phrases is something to behold. I have to think real hard to do the same thing, Ive got quite a few good raps Ive made, and its damning, and makes me feel almost stupid listening to you. Thats amazing! I'd love to just hang out with you one day and pick your brain If I was ever in a position to do so. Cheers sir, I and so many others are in awe. Here's hoping that 1 random day I'll get coffee with Chris Turner.
@@TheShows247 yes but no. Its more to do with practice. Anyone can freestyle. you l sound like shit for a long time though. But if you freestyle and have a broad vocabulary like chris it seems a lot more intelligent. Most freestyle aint educated well so there vocab is very short and repetetive. Where chris knows a lot so has a lot more word play.
Chris, did anybody ever measure your brain working frequency? I assume it is already overclocked and needs additional cooling :-). I still can´t believe your overall knowledge of so many things, and, all put together in an improvised rap performance. I´m barely able to put together a sentence in a written form (with autocorrect enabled). YOU ARE MY HERO!
Goddamn dude I think I just watched about 30 of your vids in a few days and you keep surprising me every time! Massive fan already. You need to come to Amsterdam
There’s a lot of debate over the absurdly impressive level of Chris’s rapping and rhyming. I think much of it has to do with a) the fact he is obviously extremely articulate and well educated, and a super fast, fluid thinker, and b) as he himself often “jokes”, so much rap/hip-hop etc of modern times has revolved around “guns, b*****s and bling”, and other subjects with negative connotations, such has “hating the police” etc, that it becomes boring, repetitive and almost a “who-can-cuss-more contest”. Whereas the range of subjects that Chris has to chose from, mixed with his skills and vocab, make for a way richer pool of language from which he can build his raps! Total genius!
Omg again fantastic. You are brilliant & 100% on point. I bet your secretly a ghostwriter for all the rappers ? if not I bet half of them are sat there trying to get their agents to contact you right now. Haha. Sic m8
"one of them sets, one of them spikes, I'm sure both of them are probably.." What's the rhyme that is implied here? sorry as im not english native I cant figure this out
"d y k e" or "d i k e" - means "lesbian". Both plural or singular would rhyme. edit: for some reason UA-cam won't let me spell them without the space between the letters.
@@Iqpied Chris explained why you can't in the song. He said it's a homophobic slur. But it's not always because some lesbian women refer to themselves as a "d y k e" and it usually refers to a lesbian that acts masculinely.
@@BaldMancTwat Thanks. Funny thing is we started banning words for their meaning, while at the same the reason for the word to exist sticks around. In the same way we all know what the F word means and we say it in our heads.
Because of you I now want to see white cliff volleyball! 😂 Commentator: "She just dove for the ball, but fell to her death! Did score the winning point though, so worth it I guess?"
If you can win that bunch of stiffs over you can win anywhere
After seeing one of his freestyle rap clips I thought he's funny. Then I saw a couple more and now I think he's literally genius. What's your IQ Chris?!
Haven’t taken a test since I was a teenager because it was 130+ then and I’ve definitely slipped!
@@ChrisPJTurner Really man, your brain is like an advanced peice of equipment that could potentially be applied to many many things, the amount of time (virtually none) it takes you to come up with rhyming words verses and phrases is something to behold. I have to think real hard to do the same thing, Ive got quite a few good raps Ive made, and its damning, and makes me feel almost stupid listening to you. Thats amazing!
I'd love to just hang out with you one day and pick your brain If I was ever in a position to do so. Cheers sir, I and so many others are in awe.
Here's hoping that 1 random day I'll get coffee with Chris Turner.
@@ChrisPJTurner it's more to do with your education probably
@el060248 wtf.
@@TheShows247 yes but no. Its more to do with practice. Anyone can freestyle. you l sound like shit for a long time though. But if you freestyle and have a broad vocabulary like chris it seems a lot more intelligent. Most freestyle aint educated well so there vocab is very short and repetetive. Where chris knows a lot so has a lot more word play.
As a non-canine frisbee player, I loved this x
Even though the suggestions are quite uninspiring, I think it is one of your better flows.
Chris, did anybody ever measure your brain working frequency? I assume it is already overclocked and needs additional cooling :-). I still can´t believe your overall knowledge of so many things, and, all put together in an improvised rap performance. I´m barely able to put together a sentence in a written form (with autocorrect enabled). YOU ARE MY HERO!
I seriously can't get enough of this guy! This is hilarious and you're next level genius man!
Goddamn dude I think I just watched about 30 of your vids in a few days and you keep surprising me every time! Massive fan already. You need to come to Amsterdam
Off the wall talent (great at it ) very entertaining and never the same show twice , got to love that! 👍
Keep it up mate, once everyone knows you're actually freestyling off the dome, you'll blow up in no time 🔥
Brilliant.. Stoked to see you staying fresh til death. Thanks for stimulating my vocabulary
How is it that this guy doesn't get a standing ovation at the end of each and everyone of these videos is beyond me.
He did get one in Hermosa Beach….I initiated it…He is a genius improviser
This is educating me more than school !
There’s a lot of debate over the absurdly impressive level of Chris’s rapping and rhyming. I think much of it has to do with a) the fact he is obviously extremely articulate and well educated, and a super fast, fluid thinker, and b) as he himself often “jokes”, so much rap/hip-hop etc of modern times has revolved around “guns, b*****s and bling”, and other subjects with negative connotations, such has “hating the police” etc, that it becomes boring, repetitive and almost a “who-can-cuss-more contest”. Whereas the range of subjects that Chris has to chose from, mixed with his skills and vocab, make for a way richer pool of language from which he can build his raps! Total genius!
I’m pretty sure being this good at it is illegal.
This channel is blowing up! Deserved too!
These are my favorites!
Omg again fantastic.
You are brilliant & 100% on point.
I bet your secretly a ghostwriter for all the rappers ? if not I bet half of them are sat there trying to get their agents to contact you right now. Haha. Sic m8
Utterly world class😂😂
Couldn't agree more with your comment.
"Down with the patriarchy!" LOL 🤣
so good. you're awesome.
Best one I've seen so far, out of about 4 or 5. Plus I used to play a lot of ultimate frisbee...it's basically a sport but it's meant for dogs
Dude you’re off the chart so good !
Crushed it per usual
This guy has a great vocabulary
You may not be a fan of full stops, but you never diss a point.
TrickWithAKnife 😂
Nice
Tough crowd! Good rap though, thanks for posting.
I fucking love this one. That funky beat gets you lyrically hopping around. So we’ll done.
he could probably make the sickest freestyle as he just goes about his normal day
What's the beat? Every other video quotes the source except this one ^^
Sounded Like A Roc - KMD
Bowelchemy ... the ancient art of turning shit into gold
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"one of them sets, one of them spikes, I'm sure both of them are probably.."
What's the rhyme that is implied here? sorry as im not english native I cant figure this out
"d y k e" or "d i k e" - means "lesbian". Both plural or singular would rhyme.
edit: for some reason UA-cam won't let me spell them without the space between the letters.
@@Iqpied Chris explained why you can't in the song. He said it's a homophobic slur. But it's not always because some lesbian women refer to themselves as a "d y k e" and it usually refers to a lesbian that acts masculinely.
@@BaldMancTwat Thanks. Funny thing is we started banning words for their meaning, while at the same the reason for the word to exist sticks around. In the same way we all know what the F word means and we say it in our heads.
The word "skanks" would be fitting as well.
I don't know what you're looking for but, as many comments say, surely BGT or AGT will be a great break through.
Because of you I now want to see white cliff volleyball! 😂 Commentator: "She just dove for the ball, but fell to her death! Did score the winning point though, so worth it I guess?"
Why so hard on yourself in the description? This was 24k for sure.
I agree. One of the best (and I've seen 20 of them today....)
Agree. This was a brilliant rap.
always wondered what a wadi was
Still a nice rap. Enjoyed it
Don't discuss this,
that it's disgusting,
cuz you are not Chris,
that's the crowd thing :D
I Can see him studying a dictionary
I think I must be too thin skinned. 'Go back to England then' would have pissed me off too much!
I agree not your best bit, but you entertained the audience, and that's all that matters. I'd be laughing my ass off too if I was there. :)
There seems to be a positive correlation between your flow and the presence of at least one weird-as-fuck suggestion from the audience. Lit! 😉
Somehow i can hear JZ in him.
What tune is this?
Modern day Richard Stilgoe 🙂
Please start taking words from yt comments, or come to Poland.
Please do: “high frequency trading”
England has tons of beaches.
"So who the f*ck wants to see them?" -Avi
were is Hennessey? :(
Not quite my tempo, Chris.
snap back to realitty
Great rap considering the audience was pretty comatose.
K 1
i didn't press like bc it was at 666 and I didn't want to spoil it
That beat is trash bruh. It's just not you. Nice job working with it though.
He sounds like Sheldon, who else feels the same ………~\…
You mean intelligent?