British people only eat Cocaine - TWBFR #11
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- Опубліковано 16 кві 2019
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The crowd went CRAZY for this one.
There's a lot of buildup to the suggestions, so cut to 6:00 if you just want the rapping (though I recommend you watch the whole thing, I make some very quick jokes). The topics are:
Cocaine as British Food
Getting a Signature as a Tattoo
The Emergence of Factory Retail in the Early Industrial Revolution
Bipolar Disorder
Constipation
Beat: • FREE NBA YoungBoy Type...
Rapping starts around 6:00 in.
Recorded at the world famous Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, CA - Комедії
First stand up where someone combined the following in one act:
- Childish jokes about poop
- Absurdist humor about coke as British food
- A sincere motivational speech to 'fight through depression'
- A serious impression of 19th century child labor
- Involving audience members with tattoos
First one *so far*.
Dude that was legit fire. The way you strung Bipolar and Industrial Revolution together, some of the best rap structure, and storytelling I've heard.
Jose Franco the depression part started getting super deep for a comedy act
And to think that NONE of that shit was pre-written is just mind blowing!
@@bobsaggater3454 Don't know anything about Chris Turner as a person, but I know that it's fairly common for comedians to have experienced depression in the past or even still on a regular basis. Maybe he was remembering his past which is why it got a touch dark... or maybe I'm completely wrong.
@@InklanUtterfield 😂 maybe...just maybe...😂
@@InklanUtterfield he literally told us about how he felt as a kid. kids being depressed and working early on is a topic he used a few times in his videos by now. he might not have been a factory worker or a kitchen aid. but something stole his childhood. looking at his education i think it was either mean kids that made his parents school him at home, or the parents themselves were some sort of tiger parent, never to be satisfied with what he could bring to the table.
I love how inside he must be internally screaming at how well that went...
But he's a rapper so he has to look cool. So instead "It was alright"
Such a British thing to do. I should know I'm British.
When the rap is especially good, ‘it was alright’ is my fav thing to say. You’re correct, very british.
@@ChrisPJTurner If you're less posh its just, "s'lright".
I thought about that too! During my many rewatches I kept looking at his face when the crowd goes bananas. DOESNT CHANGE AT ALL.
JBreviews me too. your comment was alright.
You shouldn't admit such as a Brit. We're not American. That sounded like pride.
Bro. I have listened to all of these, on here, and you still blow my mind every time. You are the Aesop Rock freestyle. Not only do you show clever wordplays and massive vocabulary control, but you also show off a very extensive intellect. As long as you post these videos, I will keep loving them.
Thank you so much! What a nice comparison to make! I try and put my very expensive education to good use!
Aesop Rock of Freestyle
That’s actually spot on
“Like a hard equation I work it out with a pen”
💩was straight 🔥
Literally
Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He couldn't budget so he worked it out with a pen.
@@tommyd2439 I love the play on words with budge it/ budget
So the pill from “Limitless” is real!?
Christian Guiab Haha good one! I should believe so.
I was literally about to comment "This kid's been talking to Eddie Morra or something!"
Holy fuckin shit you may be onto summin
That is my favourite youtube comment ever.
It's loosely based on modafinil(ProVigil) which is prescribed mainly for narcolepsy although the bulletproof coffee exec touts it as a brain hack smart drug for corporate world over achievers.
"People think British food tastes so awful, nah: it's amazing when you put it in your nostril"
Bruh.
I love the smile on his face as soon as he said awful, like he knew nostril was coming
savage
I’m a sooty faced kid working in a factory, saying I feel forgotten, all I’m doing here is manufacturing cotton, and the fabric and silk, I send it to the mill, I gotta work hard to pay my family’s bills 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
best part
no ablutions / im a victim of the industrial revolution
This man should be protected at all costs.
been binging for days trying to find this one again… the sooty faced kid transition was so legendary! so many of the people fapping over harry mack fail to appreciate how the intellectual humor element of your freestyle is breaking new ground. it’s hard enough being funny without rhyming! wishing you much success chris!
get this guy on wild 'n out! show them fools who's boss
I would LOVE to do that show
Chris Turner you'd put them to shame, they couldn't have that
was thinking the same thing. you would destroy WNO.
Him alone on a team VS the whole WNO crew and he would still murder them with ease.
Chris Turner you were made for that. That’s a job for for your agent
Have been binging Chris’ videos, and I have concluded not only is he an impressive freestyle rapper but he also has a thing for chins
and feet ahaha
Better than penis envy..
Black Dog leaping like a frog. Educating the people about Mental Health and pitching Stephen Fry's fight against the stigma all the while cheering on all those who have to fight through it. What a legend.
This Man is so Intelligent. Nobody even caught the Bogota line, He's got a huge storage of all types of knowledge.
How impressed with yourself are you?
This man deserves a lot more attention he is a genius an artist FIRE 🔥
This is incredible. Especially the depression/industrial revolution part.
My favourite videos are when the crowd are into it like this one was. The rap and flow was great but the reactions from the crowd really elevate it when watching on here.
Everyone in the crowd always reacts well but at times you don't feel they've actually witnessed a genius at work because there can't be many more than a handful of people on this planet that can do this.
That transition to the industrial revolution was legendary
The way he grabbed the mic stand at 10:09, I thought he was going to make a pun joke.
This guy's brain is just wired differently. Wow
I love it
I should say so: I have trouble remembering the topics.
This is more impressive than anything I've seen in a long long time. Absolute class act. The Messi of middle class mouthmincing. Unbelievable tekkers.
My comments on youtube can be counted on one hand but this performance really deserves an appreciation!
I can't imagine how much effort and love this level of skill required but in my opinion you're among the best in the world, and the only one I've ever heard that can rap about such diverse subjects in such depth.
I hope you blow up(not literally) and become famous ;)
The beginning was soo funny as well as the rap was genius. That crowd loved cocaine! lol
They adore cocaine.
To be fair a good 90 percent of everyone I've ever met loves cocaine
One of his best ones yet
It seems the more amusing the starting lines are the better the audience reacts to the whole set. Also creates a more relaxed overall atmosphere from the start - Again, a success! 🤗
I loved these suggestions so much, and it felt special that the whole set built up to it. Because I’m at this club every weekend, I think I get a lot of people who’ve seen me before and are trying to stretch me with their suggestions.
I often come back to this video, it's really one of his best improv
Sherlock holmes deductive reasoning of each topic of how it all connects together, then developing it into an engaging story while making it rhyme and flow with a beat. There should be a nobel prize for such genius for each time you do it.
This is definitely my favourite rap because each topic twines into each other instead of Individual topics, no “next ins” love this one
I think this is my favorite out of them all. The lines flow really smoothly and the transitions are super solid
"It's cleverer than you thought it was!" Was such a throwaway but sharp line it flew straight over their heads. 👌 *chefs kiss*
You've literally become my most watched UA-camr over the past week. Love these raps they are super impressive
Crazy I hope he makes a lot of money off this
Awesome Chris! Great working with you that night... keep 'em coming
Oh my gosh! Thank you Darren! See you back there soon 😃😃
Could hardly contain myself, I was about cheering as loud as the audience, that's certainly some of your best work right there
I just did the same mate, actually clapped twice. haha
This guy is straight fire, can’t wait for more.
You are brilliant! Wish to watch you live someday
Aw, thank you 😊
Goddamn, every second one I watch is my new favourite.
How the hell does these videos have so small views?! I bet you will hit 1mil subscriptions one day Chris! Keep up the good work!
Best crowd I've seen yet
Absolutely genius every bit of it.
I've watched so many of these now. This man is a Legend!
When he hits a topic you really know, you realize how much usually goes over your head and how great he really is
This dude should be on AGT OR BGT. I'd vote for him.
I really liked how smooth your start into this was
Been smashing through all these, this is the best one by far. The others are great too, but this one. DAMN!
This is a pretty amazing talent. I couldn't even remember all the topics, much less think up funny rhymes on the spot! Bravo!
Dude I’ve binged all your videos since u came up on my recommendations. You’re a boss, absolutely hilarious love this one the most. Keep it up
this was actually freaking amazing. One of the best raps you've done so far!
True talent bro... peace
About 30 videos in the Chris Turner rabbit hole, and I’m loving every second of it. Chris you’re amazing I’ll share your work with all my friends and family, you deserve everything and more :D such talent
So incredible! I come back to this one time and time again and show my UK mates this one
you have a talent for remembering things, I'm always impressed the most by art that I don't know how it's done or that I couldn't do myself, and that's what I think of you you're very talented and impressive. Being able to be knowledgable on just about every topic thrown at you and able to improvise to a beat something that rhymes connecting all the random topics together is really interesting and makes for good entertainment. Good job!
thank you for your hilarious and revolutionary expression of improv, rap, and comedy! it's hard to stop watching your acts back to back! happy 2020!
That’s one of the best ovations I’ve seen in one of you videos. In my opinion, all of your free styles deserve such an ovation.
This is one of the most wholesome raps that I've ever heard. Glad I found this channel 👌🏻
That depression to industrial revolution was the ultimate tie in.
I shall forever subscribe now.
I only came across Chris Turner a couple of days ago. Needless to say ive been binge watching his videos and so far this one is top 3. Just brilliant.
Free style rap, comedy and a vast wealth of knowledge. 3 skills all at a high level combined to make a generational talent. You're amazing Chris.
I believe this what you call a badass
This is fantastic! You do excellent work!
Small things, but as a Psych major, I can't pass them up. It's the DSM 5, currently, and BPD is actually Borderline Personality Disorder. Bipolar Disorder is not a personality disorder and wouldn't have a 'PD.'
Unbelievable. The flow from topic to topic was incredibly smooth. I saw the list on the thumbnail and I thought to myself, there's no way. Then Chris decides to make this one his best one yet... amazing.
I'm off to the john with a pen...
HI, I am John. And I don't want any pen near me.
@@nimmuraj Lol!
"Don't worry, you won't feel a thing".
(Doc knows best. He'll only use the pen to draw some blood)
Giving everytime a thumbs up in the first second. It was Never a fail!
Nice Job Chris! 👍💪
One of the best you've ever done sir. And a great crowd to boot.
i have been binge watching your videos man. You're incredibly talented. didnt even know this was a thing lol
Do not compare this to rap battles which are all rehearsed put downs. This guy has Jeopardy level knowledge of a vast range of topics and improvises everything on the spot - I've never seen anything like that.
Great stuff! Everything of yours I watch blows my mind! Keep it up!
I love you man. Pls never stop free styling!!
so good... had to watch it four times.
Out of all the videos of your's I have watched...this one might be my favorite. Your interaction with the audience is brilliant. ❤️😂😆
And they gave you a standing ovation at the end! Fantastic. 😆
this one is your best one i think. Amazing. How you went from Bipolar to the Industrial Revolution was insane.
7:52 until 9:02 are some awesome and epic lines. Launches into something so real, so truth bearing. I hope anyone listening sees it. I seriously respect you Chris for those lines, it has even helped me see myself.
Watching this, I was smiling the whole time. Well done sir.
I'm not going to lie . I've been using his suggestions to improve my freestyles. I put em up try my rap then listen to his for jokes. This video here is probably the best free on the channel. So classic . So free flowing . Cheers from Toronto Chris.
All your raps are amazing, but the best ones are like this, where there random subjects gets linked together seamlessly. I was holding out for a 'from high highs to low lows' link from cocaine to bipolar disorder ;)
I was going to go out tonight. Like 4 hours ago. Then I put on one of your vids. That was an evening well spent.
This one is my fave until now. It's spot on, witty, even political at times.
I'm impressed by your knowledge in all kinds of subjects & how easily the right words flow out. I wish you to become big Chris, cause you sure as hell deserve it!
Straight fire, I'm so glad to have found this magic
This content is so good. He has potential to be big.
Best one I’ve seen thus far. Fine work meboy
I love how you always try to end on a punch-line. Here was probably the smoothest one
Aww man I just get endless suggestions of yourvideos and I love it :D
I left my chair at the switch into the industrial revolution and watched the rest of it standing up. The emotional journey was incredible ranging from just bizarre to mental health and beyond, and the education you have shines through. A similar variance on your equation pen joke was one I vivdly remember my Dad telling me in the 80s about the constipated mathematician who finally worked it out with a pencil haha! Straight into my Favourites list!!
Chris fair play bud, your wordplay, creativity, story telling and rhythm is amazing!
Amazeballs going to have to share this one!! 🤘
no, i take it back, this is your best one and the crowd were amazing
Ooo, I love this one! Best one yet for me! 😁
Incredible!!! Killed it on this one, Chris!
This is fire dude, hope you blow up in social media, hope you the best of luck!
This one is my favorite!
Brilliant once again
I wanna see him in some rap battles.
Coming back way late because I saw I was subscribed and I must say you've grown your craft so wellt. It's crazy to see how much you've improved especially on catching the beat. Keep it up 👌
That’s kind of you to say! Thank you for checking it out 😊
You got an idea, how much i enjoy these. It was alright, indeed
Well deserved, standing ovation 👏🏼 😄
Think this might be my favorite bit.
Well-deserved Standing O!
Loved the bit with the industrial revolution
:D
Binge watching you, & have been enjoying every single one! Your performance at Columbia U, was awesome! For this one though, I gave you a standing ovation! This was legendary. It's like watching George Carlin get reborn for the younger crowd. Thought I'd seen all types of comedians by now, thanks for proving me wrong! Not only that, it's hard not reading all the comments in tempo as a rap! LOL You're driving my mind crazy! THANKS!!! Love you!
Daaaamn dude!! The world need more to know about you. You are lit!!
this was really good damn spittin out GOLD
Well Chris you do turn those words around. What a talent 👏👏👏👏
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