I'm a retired truck driver and I picked up a hitch hiker once. After we got going down the road he said, "I want to thank you for picking me up, it's so hard to get rides these days because everyone thinks we're serial killers." I said, "I thought about that but then I realized, what are the chances of two of us winding up in the same truck?"
Brian is so funny. He's the brother of one of my former co-workers and I've had the pleasure to meet him several times. Brian has long worked as a writer for Conan O'brien. In a live show, his deadpan style will kill you. You'll leave laughing for sure.
@@edithdlp8045 Shortly after 911 I had to renew my license and it was in July in south Florida, I rode my motorcycle to the DMV and waited for quite some time outside in the hot sun with my black leather riding jacket on. They wanted my original birth certificate so I rode about eight miles to my parents house to get it. I felt bad going there because I woke them up from their nap. ☹ I rode back to the DMV and I went right it because of a pass I was given. They took another picture of my face and when I looked at the license, I looked stoned because I was hot and tired. I then thought if I ever get pulled over and I'm suspected of being stoned, I could say look at my pic on my license, that's how I normally look. 😁
One hottie who makes her own clothes invented some buckles for skirts. When she wanted to go a little shorter, she'd hike it up and fasten it in place. So she's a whole different kind of hitchhiker.
@@grumpyoldguy2697 I did not even think about your miserable self when I watched this and how great that was, you will never know, but then, who do I see? Your miserable self!!! EVERYTIME!!!!!!!!! Do you have NOTHING else to do???????????
@@grumpyoldguy2697 Honesty and being mean are really two different things. Grumpy old man is a bit of a cache. Almost like the movie.. The original comment I agreed with. It wasn't rapid fire lol. I thought of your name as endearing. Like my grandfather who was grumpy at times but never mean or insulting... Just throwing out random insults is not making a point. Rather the opposite. Hopefully your in a good mood and have a fantastic Sunday eve... Sending positive vibes from the Windy City 💚
Our milk delivery man was boasting in the pub that he has laid every woman in our street but one, a man told his wife. Oh, that must be that Mrs Jones half-way down the street, she is an odd one, his wife said.
My daughter in law's grandfather just died and he had done time for child molestation. She was trying to console her mother and said " He's in a better place " Astonished, I replied " Hell?"
Stay in those audience controlled comedy clubs mate. Outside those manufactured variables you will be eaten alive with that slow approach then sent packing without getting paid
He should lower the mic during his 'spasms', not to be funny, seriously, how difficult would that be, I do it as a singer when I need to clear my throat, cough etc. This is the first time I've listened to this guy and second clip, very funny and I appreciate the clever humor, not one sided political agenda or raunch, just good humor.
I am now 80 years old and have spent most of my adult life in the entertainment business. In these years I have worked with many great comedians. I have only watched one of his videos and can guarantee that every joke was stolen from a now, long dead, comedian.
I want to do comedy online, also. Can anyone tell me an easy way to start? We have a new camcorder that I think is ready to record. We just need some " tech " help. My name will be " Patty Passion " Any input wouls be appreciated!
I'm a retired truck driver and I picked up a hitch hiker once. After we got going down the road he said, "I want to thank you for picking me up, it's so hard to get rides these days because everyone thinks we're serial killers." I said, "I thought about that but then I realized, what are the chances of two of us winding up in the same truck?"
Ooooooooooold joke! :p
Good one
😂
lol!!!!!!
Steven Wright joke
“Only one of us was able to keep a straight face.” That’s one of the most well written, and executed, jokes I have ever heard! Well done
Not only funny, clean as well. Also subject matter I've heard no one else doing. Great job Brian
Thanks!
His humor is priceless. 😂
Great jokes. Loved this, want to see more. I like his style and delivery.
Brian is so funny. He's the brother of one of my former co-workers and I've had the pleasure to meet him several times. Brian has long worked as a writer for Conan O'brien. In a live show, his deadpan style will kill you. You'll leave laughing for sure.
Haven't laughed for awhile. Kudos to Brian. Politics isn't as funny as some comediennes think.
Now that you mention that I can hear him in Conan O'brien!
@@peterjohn8625Comediennes is for women.
This comic is hilarious! I loved the DMV joke. 40 years, 12 customers about right🤣😜
Oh my, asking his mom if he will see his Grampy again when he dies, what a hoot. 😂
@jenny hahn And the best answer is, not if your good. 🤣
@@edithdlp8045 Or was a bad person in general. 👺😳
Looking forward to seeing this guy with his own show. He's mad funny.
A 3 minute clip isn't long enough! 🤣 I love the rapid fire jokes
I can't stop 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"in her 40 years at the DMV she's waited on a dozen people!" 🤭🤣🤣
ALMOST a dozen... :)
So true.
@@aloharay seems about right 😆
@@cliffords.8341 😂
@@edithdlp8045 Shortly after 911 I had to renew my license and it was in July in south Florida, I rode my motorcycle to the DMV and waited for quite some time outside in the hot sun with my black leather riding jacket on. They wanted my original birth certificate so I rode about eight miles to my parents house to get it. I felt bad going there because I woke them up from their nap. ☹ I rode back to the DMV and I went right it because of a pass I was given. They took another picture of my face and when I looked at the license, I looked stoned because I was hot and tired. I then thought if I ever get pulled over and I'm suspected of being stoned, I could say look at my pic on my license, that's how I normally look. 😁
Finally someone funny. I was wondering what was happening with drybar lol
They have a lot of funny people. They just don’t seem to promote them well lol. Mike Paramore and Josh Blue were hilarious.
I'm so juvenile.... I laughed like a 3rd grader!
Great set! Lotsa gems in there...
Good stuff - keep 'em coming!
Good set!
The most relaxed "rapid fire" joke telling I've ever heard.
That was really good! 😂
Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend sent me here.
Hilarious guy…great set keep going hard
This guy is very funny
Loved him...thanks!
He’s really laugh out loud funny!
he's pretty good!
Solid set!🤣👍
Surprise me, I'm stealing that!🤣💀
Greetings from Sweden!
🤣 Excellent. This guy's been around for a long time. There are video here from 1985!
Share the link.
Very funny and greet to to see/hear a stand-up comic actually telling jokes for a change. Oh and hello from Chelsea, London, England 🏴🇬🇧
He’s funny! 😂
Pretty dang good
He channels the spirit of Henny Youngman and Rodney Dangerfield. I love him!
Bravo 👏 awesome delivery
good job
What a Terrific soul you are 🎉🤗🎉✨🎉🤗
His Jokes are funny but his continual humming in the mike after a joke is hilarious 😂😂
Love this cat!
I've watched a lot of stand-up comedy and this is both clever and very funny😂!
This guy is simply awesome! How does he memorize all this????
Lots of good ones in that set. Keep ‘em coming
😊TY FOR THE VIDEO ☺️
Very clever!
Brilliant
The best.
Howie Mandel tells great jokes!
Yooooo he was so funny🤣🤣
Watching from Ireland excellent stuff .
Great clean jokes❤
A janitor with a symmetrical haircut and wardrobe walks into a bar. That's an even cleaner joke. 😉
"Will I see grandpa?" Not if you're good. Brilliant reversal.
If he were a boxer, he would be a punchline heavyweight 🥊
Very good stuff
Hilarious!
OMG HE IS HYSTERICALLLLLL
Hilarious. I had to pause and refill my cup to continue the spit-takes.
This guy is funny 😂. Will I see grampy? 😂
One hottie who makes her own clothes invented some buckles for skirts. When she wanted to go a little shorter, she'd hike it up and fasten it in place. So she's a whole different kind of hitchhiker.
I really love the D.M.V. and botox jokes.
B.REASON
Keep him for sure !!!
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Nice.
This guy is good. I will never drink orange juice again while he is talking.
Very funny.
See kids, us geezers can be funny too.
Well, at least Brian Kelly.
Peace on earth.
Clean Funny........a rarity these days!
This guy is funny
Genius
Good bits, not sure about 'rapid fire's though!
@@grumpyoldguy2697whelp your name says it all..lol 🤣
fire, not fire's (it's not supposed to be possessive)
@@grumpyoldguy2697 I did not even think about your miserable self when I watched this and how great that was, you will never know, but then, who do I see? Your miserable self!!! EVERYTIME!!!!!!!!! Do you have NOTHING else to do???????????
@@grumpyoldguy2697 Honesty and being mean are really two different things.
Grumpy old man is a bit of a cache. Almost like the movie..
The original comment I agreed with.
It wasn't rapid fire lol.
I thought of your name as endearing.
Like my grandfather who was grumpy at times but never mean or insulting...
Just throwing out random insults is not making a point. Rather the opposite. Hopefully your in a good mood and have a fantastic Sunday eve...
Sending positive vibes from the Windy City 💚
Thanks
*Let the Sunshine In...*
He was great on Conan
First joke a Bob Hope one
1st joke was old. The rest I’d never heard. Great comic.
Our milk delivery man was boasting in the pub that he has laid every woman in our street but one, a man told his wife. Oh, that must be that Mrs Jones half-way down the street, she is an odd one, his wife said.
"What's his problem?"
Does that allude to the weird, involuntary hum the mic keeps picking up?
My daughter in law's grandfather just died and he had done time for child molestation. She was trying to console her mother and said " He's in a better place " Astonished, I replied " Hell?"
Rodney Dangerfield style😉
Not even close
@@LifesonFan4Life I don't agree. Rodney did nothing but rapid fire. He never told stories.
Stay in those audience controlled comedy clubs mate. Outside those manufactured variables you will be eaten alive with that slow approach then sent packing without getting paid
😂🤣😂
That "Buried or cremated/Suprise me" is giving antony geslenik vibes
Hi
Kiley's really funny *and* the consistent "subvocal" noises (mmms, chuckles, etc.) distracted me.
want to support you guys by watching the ads, but a 31 minute ad is too much for me
😎
😆😅😄😁
Your terrible mate keep bringing your family and friends to your gigs
"Brian Kiley is here with some rapid fire jokes to make you laugh." He failed.
I did NOT put All this Nature STUFF in my queue it's taking forever to put it all in the trash 😵💫😡
This was to short
@@grumpyoldguy2697 maybe if I was married
too
@@grumpyoldguy2697,
Don't be a pervert.
He should lower the mic during his 'spasms',
not to be funny, seriously, how difficult would
that be, I do it as a singer when I need to clear
my throat, cough etc. This is the first time I've
listened to this guy and second clip, very funny
and I appreciate the clever humor, not one
sided political agenda or raunch, just good humor.
Using a lot of jokes I heard others before him wrote
This guy who, when his wife turned 40, told her - time to trade you in on 2 twenty year olds. SHE said - Honey, you're not wired for 220!
I am now 80 years old and have spent most of my adult life in the entertainment business. In these years I have worked with many great comedians. I have only watched one of his videos and can guarantee that every joke was stolen from a now, long dead, comedian.
Comedy has been around a l-o-o-o-ng time!
I want to do comedy online, also. Can anyone tell me an easy way to start? We have a new camcorder that I think is ready to record. We just need some " tech " help. My name will be " Patty Passion " Any input wouls be appreciated!
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"Rapid fire" ?. Try Tim Vine
is it humming, grunting, or moaning he's doing after every joke?
Indigestion
two murder jokes in same set.....i think ......naw......
Interesting.
He stole the bury or cremate me joke
That one isn't that good, anyway. It's more of just a statement.
Funny guy but his little giggle after every joke creeps me out
Hilarious but his bassy murmuring in between jokes was annoying.. I couldn’t figure out what tf it was lol
Yawn, only one was smile funny, not laugh funny
Rapid Fire Nadda...sorry wasn't funny at all...wasn't even close to a giggle....
Leading off with a joke stolen from Yogi Berra. What a hack.
You call that "jokes"? That is not funny.