6 Killer Jokes That Make People Obsessed With You

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  • @heyhi7762
    @heyhi7762 Рік тому +3495

    as an alien trying to disguise myself as a human person, thank you, this is very helpful

  • @jbquigley2010
    @jbquigley2010 Рік тому +4741

    Tell your joke to Jimmy Fallon for a 100% success rate

    • @kulik03
      @kulik03 Рік тому +186

      Fallon: "hahahahhahhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaa"

    • @siantelove
      @siantelove Рік тому +213

      Jimmy Fallon always has me feeling like I missed the joke because nothing is ever that funny 😂

    • @outlastlifestyletx4170
      @outlastlifestyletx4170 Рік тому +50

      I love how giddy he is. 😂

    • @outlastlifestyletx4170
      @outlastlifestyletx4170 Рік тому +7

      @@siantelove😂😂😂

    • @getsbuckets
      @getsbuckets Рік тому

      Fallon's a gimp. Most unfunny fake guy I ever seen

  • @joshuabrown6850
    @joshuabrown6850 9 місяців тому +1035

    What I love about Ryan Reynolds is when he tells a joke he continues with the most straight face in existence and continues telling the joke while everyone’s laughing

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza 9 місяців тому +21

      yeah... that's a different element though
      he keeps a straight face but uses obvious exaggeration at the points that are supposed to be punch lines, as a way of giving you a heads up to say "Laugh now"

    • @_izro_
      @_izro_ 9 місяців тому +11

      that's what i want to do but if i don't smile my face looks more serious than Tommy Shelby and literally no one laughs that's why i have to Smile

    • @monkeytennis8861
      @monkeytennis8861 9 місяців тому

      His patter has got old

    • @keithad6485
      @keithad6485 8 місяців тому +3

      I still remember RRenolds portayal of Buffalo Bill (from Silence of the lambs) with his teste tuck. I think the movie was Buying the Cow. That is my first memory of him. This teste tuck cannot be unseen!😱 Be afraid, be very afraid!

    • @biggib62442
      @biggib62442 8 місяців тому

      i know that problem 😏@@_izro_

  • @daggle77
    @daggle77 Рік тому +1099

    "People don't judge you for having imperfections, they judge you on how you perceive your imperfections."
    Exactly.

    • @johnp8388
      @johnp8388 Рік тому +19

      pple of twitter/instagram: Hold my beer.

    • @SorenRoberts
      @SorenRoberts 9 місяців тому +4

      I was gonna say this quote was fantastic

    • @RR-et6zp
      @RR-et6zp 8 місяців тому +1

      female way of thinking

    • @SorenRoberts
      @SorenRoberts 8 місяців тому +4

      @@RR-et6zp can you explain lmao

    • @TYforKY
      @TYforKY 5 місяців тому

      No, I just judge your simp perfections.

  • @michaelanthony4750
    @michaelanthony4750 Рік тому +402

    To simplify it further, whenever there is awkwardness in a conversation you can try adding over the top silliness. You can't do it every time but for minor things it does help smooth things over.

    • @Amins88
      @Amins88 Рік тому +26

      I like to call it out with a "That went better in my head..." type of comment. I've been told that I excel with dry, deadpan humor so I guess I've naturally ran with it. So maybe find a tactic that best suits your personality?

    • @UhtredOfBamburgh
      @UhtredOfBamburgh 10 місяців тому +13

      Or you could go dark. After awkward pause tell them how many bodies you buried in the woods

    • @michaelanthony4750
      @michaelanthony4750 10 місяців тому +3

      @@Amins88 Yeah, it has to suit your personality.

    • @tgkmervin5998
      @tgkmervin5998 7 місяців тому +5

      @@Amins88 what if its the awkward silence that suits my personality 😂

    • @Amins88
      @Amins88 7 місяців тому

      @@tgkmervin5998 Then embrace the hell out of it. Play chicken to see who breaks the silence first!

  • @melvindebosscher826
    @melvindebosscher826 7 місяців тому +289

    Ryan Reynolds: **Breathes**
    Jimmy Fallon: "Hahahahahahahaha"
    **taps table to clarify he's dying from laughter**

  • @rmglover3191
    @rmglover3191 10 місяців тому +68

    Blazer joke was a primo level fake out. I was completely not ready. Plus, the physical comedy "here you go!!"

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 9 місяців тому +2

      I nearly woke up my wife at that one.

    • @corneasp9418
      @corneasp9418 2 місяці тому

      lmao same but now I need to know which brands or whatever were they?!

  • @ShuyaTheDark
    @ShuyaTheDark Рік тому +199

    I love this video so much because I see people do this unintentionally all the time. Family members, adults, kids, everyone follows these tips in some form or another all the time. It's great advice.

    • @Andrew-fy9wu
      @Andrew-fy9wu 9 місяців тому

      Helps if you are a movie star.

    • @DadaPoopoo
      @DadaPoopoo 8 місяців тому +1

      You are talking to AI.

    • @mikatu
      @mikatu 4 місяці тому +1

      no, it is not. you should be genuine, not be cracking jokes in a forced way like this video implies.

  • @julianbigelow2794
    @julianbigelow2794 Рік тому +238

    When I was a junior in college, my teacher gave us this assignment. While I was working on the assignment, she asked me how I was doing. I said "I am doing well. How are you doing?"

  • @joeuser633
    @joeuser633 5 місяців тому +84

    Sincerity is the key. Once you learn how to fake sincerity you are all set to go.

    • @Charismaoncommand
      @Charismaoncommand  5 місяців тому +10

      lol this was a good joke, well done :)

    • @kmlgraph
      @kmlgraph 4 місяці тому +4

      @goldmember-db4pb But any so called "loser" or unattractive person can become popular by getting fit, good grooming and clothes, and learning to be humorous and socially confident. It takes work and time, but achievable for anyone. There are many celebrities not traditionally attractive who built careers by self improvement and are now admired (Steve Buschemi, Rebel Wilson, Whoopi Goldberg, Chris Farley, Danny DeVIto, etc).

    • @cajampa
      @cajampa 2 місяці тому

      @@kmlgraph LOL achievable for anyone, that is a great joke

    • @nowherenearby9461
      @nowherenearby9461 2 місяці тому

      ​@@cajampait is

    • @cajampa
      @cajampa 2 місяці тому

      @@nowherenearby9461 Great that you agree with me.

  • @aidyleemusic300
    @aidyleemusic300 9 місяців тому +111

    I tried this in a conversation with a dolphin earlier. We just clicked.

    • @latashastrahan4297
      @latashastrahan4297 7 місяців тому +3

      Noyce! 😄

    • @SR1Records
      @SR1Records 7 місяців тому +2

      Sounds like a boring conversation just clicking at each other... But I don't believe you anyway. A dolphin can't click because it doesn't have fingers! Everyone knows that!

    • @SR1Records
      @SR1Records 5 місяців тому +1

      @@weplaywax Damn! Of course! I didn't think of that! lol.

    • @zeldabaum2663
      @zeldabaum2663 2 місяці тому

      ​@@latashastrahan4297I see what you did there 😄

  • @koboldsage9112
    @koboldsage9112 9 місяців тому +98

    Watching Van Helsing in the theatre was one of my favorite movie experiences. my friend and I heckled it all the way through, and afterward the couple behind us caught up to us to thank us for saving the movie for them, and we invited them out for pizza.
    ah the good ol' days.

    • @Andrew-fy9wu
      @Andrew-fy9wu 9 місяців тому

      Then had an orgy.

    • @katrinawinter5645
      @katrinawinter5645 6 місяців тому +2

      That sounds glorious

    • @Innov8te-1
      @Innov8te-1 4 місяці тому

      That's fabulous.. I was on the set of Van Helsing in Prague.. and it didn't look good then !!

  • @Arakko-i7h
    @Arakko-i7h Рік тому +87

    What are useful social skills that can be picked up quickly?
    By default, respect people.
    Cough, but cover your mouth with forearm, not palm.
    A smile at strangers is not bad; it's humility.
    Silence is the loudest display of anger; rest is immaturity.
    Most people find unnecessary touching uncomfortable, remember that.
    Interruption is impatience.
    Great people respect disagreement.
    When you speak in a group, try and look at everyone at least once.
    If you are not comfortable looking in eyes, look at the face at least.
    When someone speaks, nod to make them comfortable, even if you don't agree.
    If you don't know what to speak, listen to people and understand what they want to listen.
    Don't be rigid on your opinions.
    However your interaction was, leave with positivity. A smile, and a positive statement of appreciation works well.
    Never ask uncomfortable details from people in public.
    Interact more with nervous people to make them comfortable and to leave a positive impact on them.
    If your palms sweat, keep two handkerchiefs in your pocket, always wipe before shaking hands.
    If someone is sitting on your side, don't fold your leg in a way that your shoe faces that person.
    Keep your used utensils yourself in the sink or bin; this makes you subconsciously look responsible and humble.
    Be a pleasant person, don't spit out negativity in front of people, however bad you feel inside.
    Be sure before quoting facts; wrong facts put your image down.

    • @crissyc9831
      @crissyc9831 Рік тому +4

      This is a good list honestly

    • @swimmer5886
      @swimmer5886 Рік тому +3

      Great list. Are you British? I've never seen "spit" used that way

    • @JonLundgren
      @JonLundgren Рік тому

      Thank you very little.

    • @astro6393
      @astro6393 10 місяців тому +1

      Brilliant

    • @Arakko-i7h
      @Arakko-i7h 10 місяців тому

      @@astro6393 thanks

  • @aisle_of_view
    @aisle_of_view 10 місяців тому +39

    Careful about self deprecating humor, it gives mean bystanders the green light to start deprecating you

    • @Alan_Duval
      @Alan_Duval 6 місяців тому +8

      Except that people can tell when it's intentionaly mean, which just makes them look bad.

    • @Enztun
      @Enztun 2 місяці тому

      when you're ready to self-deprecate, bystanders who 'assault' you are usually the weakest one. Oh you'll surely notice it fast...

  • @OjasSingh-rn9ht
    @OjasSingh-rn9ht Рік тому +266

    Dear Introverts,
    We unite again.
    Sincerely,
    Fellow Introvert.

    • @chandrahasreddy1729
      @chandrahasreddy1729 9 місяців тому +4

      🫡

    • @Somyagargg
      @Somyagargg 9 місяців тому +7

      Unlearning the introvert

    • @Pookie-o9g
      @Pookie-o9g 5 місяців тому +3

      Said by a true introvert

    • @PANICX7
      @PANICX7 5 місяців тому +2

      The fellow introvert part settled it for me.

    • @FitterDaily
      @FitterDaily 5 місяців тому +2

      this is the max word limit for a introv

  • @pantheon.gamers
    @pantheon.gamers 11 місяців тому +38

    I will never not smile from that gin joke its so well thought out and put together.

  • @aboudhh
    @aboudhh Рік тому +48

    Van helsing is such a good movie. One of my favorites. I don't know how it got such low reviews

    • @MainyYak
      @MainyYak Рік тому +4

      Yeah dude, I've never met anyone who didn't like it. Awesome movie

    • @danfors1333
      @danfors1333 5 місяців тому +1

      It's the best Tarzan movie ever.

    • @scottiem.8102
      @scottiem.8102 3 місяці тому

      @@danfors1333 😂

    • @ix12
      @ix12 2 місяці тому

      I loved it too when I first saw it, but I guess I was young. Watched again recently and I saw it wasn't so great. But not that bad as to mention it when someone talks about it, it was still ok, just not as great as I remembered it.

  • @catkeys6911
    @catkeys6911 8 місяців тому +2

    Silliness is the best form of humor. A perfect example:
    Use the term "Conscience stricken" in a sentence.-
    "Don't conscience stricken before they hatch."

  • @metalrooves3651
    @metalrooves3651 10 місяців тому +47

    One of my favorite self-deprecating jokes was when an old Missouri farmer had forgot my name,he apologized by saying "my memory is about as short as my peter"

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 9 місяців тому +13

      I'm _awful_ with remembering names, and one trick I accidentally discovered several years ago was to say something like "I want to call you [insert random name] but I know that's wrong, you just remind me of someone I knew named that."

    • @Enztun
      @Enztun 2 місяці тому

      @@Dargonhuman or that could be used as an approach to befriend a new person

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Enztun Assuming you want new friends...

  • @mbossolon
    @mbossolon Рік тому +88

    I HATE when i do the number one and the people doesn't play along. Actually, some act like they are way smarter than you because then don't get it's a joke! These days I got robbed and after the shock was gone, I went to tell some people, I was like "I don't know if the guy had a gun, but i didn't want him to find out that I'm actually immortal". and the people was like "You aren't immortal, you moron! There's not such a thing". Yes, Karen! I know i'm not immortal! I just have super speed!

    • @Amins88
      @Amins88 Рік тому +10

      That's a good one, actually!
      Don't worry, your secret's safe with me...

    • @dhruvsud7508
      @dhruvsud7508 9 місяців тому

      No you moron, you dont have super speed💀

    • @jimdoak3658
      @jimdoak3658 9 місяців тому +13

      One time I was approached by a would-be mugger. Fortunately I had just bought a book on kung fu, which actually turned out to be a book on Kama sutra.
      Let me tell ya,
      was THAT mugger surprised.

    • @Martin-kn1cn
      @Martin-kn1cn 9 місяців тому

      @@jimdoak3658please pay your child support sir 😂

    • @jade.g07
      @jade.g07 9 місяців тому

      No fe

  • @Arakko-i7h
    @Arakko-i7h Рік тому +19

    What are the most powerful quotes you have ever come across?
    Stay genuine, tables will turn.
    In life you are presented with two choices “evolve or repeat”.
    If you get that gut feeling that something isn’t right about a person or situation, trust it.
    Be ready to lose anyone anytime.
    Apologize when you’re wrong. Stop looking for quotes that support your stupidity.
    Commitment isn’t scary, wasting years of your life is.
    Anything you lose by speaking your truth isn’t a loss. It’s an alignment.
    The less you say, the more your words will matter.
    Your life isn’t yours if you always care what others think.
    Working on yourself, by yourself, for yourself.
    UPvote if you feel relatable with any of these lines.

    • @vividchilling2492
      @vividchilling2492 Рік тому +1

      I can't see likes or dislikes, but I'll give you a like

    • @krystalharris79
      @krystalharris79 5 місяців тому +1

      These are great quotes - are you the creator of all of them? Or did you borrow from other sources?
      A few really hit deep for me:
      "Your life isn’t yours if you always care what others think" - fantastic insight! "Be ready to lose anyone anytime." - good reminder about impermanence! "Commitment isn’t scary, wasting years of your life is." - so true; in fact, commitment is liberating! Thank you!

    • @Arakko-i7h
      @Arakko-i7h 5 місяців тому +1

      @@krystalharris79 The important thing is to help.

    • @krystalharris79
      @krystalharris79 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Arakko-i7h Absolutely! Be helpful and kind. Our world needs more of this attitude!❤

    • @Arakko-i7h
      @Arakko-i7h 5 місяців тому +1

      @@krystalharris79 🤝🤝🤝

  • @TheMadProgrammersOfficial
    @TheMadProgrammersOfficial 29 днів тому +2

    as a narcissistic thank you i needed this

  • @Vs3Walker
    @Vs3Walker Рік тому +25

    Bro I LOVE the Van Helsing movie, I did not know it got terrible reviews! WHAT!? D:

  • @nicolevose3066
    @nicolevose3066 Рік тому +15

    During my ninth month of pregnancy, I had trouble sleeping, so I spent all my time nesting. Even after I gave birth, I still nested quite a bit.
    I asked my mom when the nesting stops.
    She said that she will let me know if she ever stops nesting.

  • @1LadyM7
    @1LadyM7 Рік тому +51

    That Theo Von clip is one of my favourite things ever. That one and the one about eating a Vietnamese guy. 😂

  • @realsillyyuri
    @realsillyyuri 9 місяців тому +11

    as a skinwalker who took the body of some randome dude i just clawwed the life out of him, this was very helpful thx.

  • @LostKin69
    @LostKin69 Рік тому +28

    Its funny, you can make this video 10 times and I will watch every time. No regrets

  • @robertparsons313
    @robertparsons313 5 місяців тому +34

    But your audience (family and friends?) has to be smart enough to catch your joke. The world has become so boring and literal that often the simplest ironic joke goes over their heads.

    • @Enztun
      @Enztun 2 місяці тому

      if you joke long enough, or know them long enough you should know what joke not-to-do around them isn't it ?

  • @namansewani
    @namansewani 8 місяців тому +8

    thank you man for this video ,i learned how to be the attractive one in the group, how to keep the converstion interesting and got to know that my existence is at its end since i have to watch a video on how to be humourous

  • @stephenbennett9182
    @stephenbennett9182 2 місяці тому +1

    These videos always remind me of a scene in the cartoon "Home Movies" where brennen is preparing for a fight and thinks of all the moves he's going to do to the bully and then the fight happens and he gets immediately evicerated and says "fighting is so much faster than i thought it was... I thought it'd be a thing where i could reason every move..." these videos for me are exactly that... like I don't have time to be like "i'm going to do a number 5 from the killer jokes video."
    Anyway, good advice if you can apply it 😜

  • @Catslayer0070
    @Catslayer0070 27 днів тому

    Anyone else feels proud of already doing all of these? No wonder I get people to laugh often 🗣️🔥🔥

  • @matusjurcik6974
    @matusjurcik6974 5 місяців тому +6

    0:40 he later got the ironman role in the mandalorian sequel ...

  • @govindgupta8158
    @govindgupta8158 11 місяців тому +7

    loki finally got his solo show which is now saving the MCU (totally off the topic but m a part of the loki fan base)

  • @Durfenhurf
    @Durfenhurf Рік тому +19

    This is literally the perfect sales pitch, tell people what to do but not how to do it. "Be funny." Okay, how? "Well I'm glad you asked, for the low low price of dollars, we'll show you how" I ain't even mad, it's truly genius.

    • @crissyc9831
      @crissyc9831 Рік тому +5

      Really though.... Lol and it's like several several thousands of dollars lol

    • @tushargupta4262
      @tushargupta4262 Рік тому

      The people who actually wonna learn, just the way I was helped, was to truly try to understand what made the impact, what action .

    • @Latinblood59
      @Latinblood59 Рік тому

      They never used to advertise their course until they studied Aaron Marino and realized how well of a salesmen he is.

    • @BryceShamwow
      @BryceShamwow 3 місяці тому

      @@crissyc9831 Several hundreds, looks like, but far too expensive for what it is.

  • @nnamditriumphokoro9311
    @nnamditriumphokoro9311 8 місяців тому +1

    Jokes that hit hard and laughter so hard that tears can’t help but flow

  • @Sonseearae
    @Sonseearae 7 місяців тому

    When someone makes the comment that people never change I sincerely and strenuously object. "That's just not true." I begin. "My relationship with my mom was absolutely horrible but like four years ago she changed and our relationship was transformed overnight. As bad as it was before - it's that good now. Yup, ever since she died..."

  • @jamesg9468
    @jamesg9468 Рік тому +11

    A lot of the videos on this channel are useful in every day life, but I have to say that this one is very Americanised. If I tried these "jokes" where I'm from, people would look at me like I've dribbled on them or something...

    • @Your_President_Kanye_East
      @Your_President_Kanye_East 9 місяців тому +2

      Yup. I'm from a culture when people don't respect boundaries -- self-deprecating humor will actually decrease your social status and in extreme cases may make people gang up on you with their jokes.

    • @Reggie2000
      @Reggie2000 7 місяців тому +1

      I'm sorry to hear about your situation, guys.
      Detroit is the worst! 😢

    • @FlamingCockatiel
      @FlamingCockatiel 5 місяців тому

      What sort of joking is common where you are?

  • @bjmgraphics617
    @bjmgraphics617 9 місяців тому +2

    After watching this insightful video, I felt like an AI learning about humor. The celebrities that pulled it off makes it looked so easy and natural which then put me in an awkward mood feeling I have rusty cogs in my humor part of the brain. My father-in-law once said if you have to explain the joke then it's not worth telling it. Maybe I'm autistic and just realizing it for the first time.

    • @SM-bm6jo
      @SM-bm6jo 8 місяців тому

      Having explained all of this, I doubt you have begun to realize you are not funny.

  • @nan_x3
    @nan_x3 8 місяців тому

    here i am with, amazing friends, nicest people in the world who are very supportive and adore me, and adhd watching this for no apparent reason just cos i misclicked it after it landed on my for you page.

  • @julianbigelow2794
    @julianbigelow2794 Рік тому +23

    Stranger standing in front of Walmart: Have you found Jesus?
    Me: I didn't even know he was lost.

  • @emi.qui_roga
    @emi.qui_roga Рік тому +12

    Bro. I freaking love Van Helsing. What!?

    • @hamchurger4566
      @hamchurger4566 5 місяців тому

      Bad movies can be enjoyable. Like the room. Just wanted point this out 10 months later.

  • @convention951
    @convention951 6 місяців тому

    I actually do much of this without thinking. Jokes come naturally to me, and half the time it's at my own expense. "Obviously I can't be trusted alone with it." - an inside joke about me breaking things. "I'll bring what you need in 2 hours." - currently referencing me taking two hours to bring a coworker something.
    The ones that are not inside jokes, I do on the fly. Most of the time it's at my own expense anyways, sometimes it's at their own expense. 9 times out of 10, it lands with a lasting impact. Anything really good, everyone just continues to reference it days or even weeks later. I also do a lot of encouragement, which are not so much tiny jokes, but tiny jabs. "Why don't you?" followed by... "Don't worry about it, just do it." Something a bit extreme, but that notion gets into their head and they usually remember something like that. Of course, all through context.

  • @scillyautomatic
    @scillyautomatic 8 місяців тому +4

    I have about 2 rock solid jokes I can go to. I seriously need more.

    • @scillyautomatic
      @scillyautomatic 4 місяці тому +1

      @TheLovelyEnigma Why? Have you none of your own?

    • @scillyautomatic
      @scillyautomatic 4 місяці тому +1

      @TheLovelyEnigma Well, you ask someone for their best go-to's and you offer nothing in return... you're going to get some pushback.

    • @Fiberoeatingfiber
      @Fiberoeatingfiber 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@scillyautomaticdamn that was actually a really good one lol

    • @cubbb7689
      @cubbb7689 Місяць тому

      @@scillyautomatic
      You can have this one…
      A young man from Juarez Mexico is trying to get American citizenship.
      In El Paso, he is told that if he can use these three colors…pink, yellow, and green…in a sentence, he will be granted immediate citizenship.
      The young man ponders for a moment, then confidently says, “in my casa, when I hear da telephone go green green, I pink it up and say yellow.”

  • @Alan_Duval
    @Alan_Duval 6 місяців тому

    So, in short:
    1: say things that exaggerate or are absurd, so it's obvious they're jokes; or,
    2: use funny teasing (using the above);
    3: for best results, tease yourself;
    4: Vary the use of one and two (and three) so you're not boring/predictable.

  • @WhistlingStickman
    @WhistlingStickman 3 місяці тому

    If you rely on a formula for interacting with people, it will become very noticeable, especially once people really get to know you. Be your own person. Tell your own jokes. Attempting to hide your worry about meeting new people or whether or not you're likeable never ends well. Don't put on faces, or you'll only be surrounded by people who put on faces.

  • @dariatnk999
    @dariatnk999 Рік тому +41

    Sometimes it’s not you who’s not funny, it’s the people around you who simply don’t appreciate the jokes.

    • @blackwidow17
      @blackwidow17 Рік тому +5

      i’ve had to learn that, especially working in the food service industry man some people have not one humorous bone in their body and can’t even give you any small reaction to make things less awkward smh

    • @dariatnk999
      @dariatnk999 Рік тому +6

      @@blackwidow17 yeah same, started to think I’m too childish but really there’s just ton of people who’s plain boring or uptight. It took me a while too to understand that

    • @janTurtle1
      @janTurtle1 Рік тому +7

      I have a sub group of friends at work and we have a bit of a dark humor. Once in a while one of us would report going out with their "normal" friends and said something supposedly funny and nobody got it. It's also fine being the weirdo to some (or most) people.

    • @blackwidow17
      @blackwidow17 Рік тому

      @@dariatnk999 exactly i kinda feel bad for them because how boring is that💀🥱

  • @Arakko-i7h
    @Arakko-i7h Рік тому +7

    What did you learn too late in life?
    If you don’t try, you will never know.
    If you don’t ask, you will never get an answer.
    *If you never ask, the answer will always be no!*
    Nobody truly cares about you, so you can do whatever you want (as long as it’s not illegal).
    _Aside from your family and best friends, nobody else will care about what you do with your life so you don’t have to worry about what other people will think about what you do._
    Time moves fast, don’t waste your time too much or you will regret it in the future.
    A hard worker usually beats a talented person(unless the talented person also works hard).
    Working hard is not enough, also work smart and work consistently.
    The hardest things to get in life are usually the most worth it.
    Enjoy every day and don

  • @mariannaanagnostopoulou6624
    @mariannaanagnostopoulou6624 8 місяців тому +1

    beautiful video. Helpful and made me laugh, thank you

  • @maxrieder8910
    @maxrieder8910 9 місяців тому +1

    You forgot the most important part: find the ways that make you feel good being your true self. that is not only enjoyable by others, it really makes you comfortable with you. And that is fun, and you will be easy and that attracts the right benevolent people that like you for being you. and friends will be like family and all that stuff. just dont fake stuff. remember: if you dont lie you will never have to remember alternate versions of your reality, which is complicated enough. go out there, be you, stop taking everything seriously. you cant outperform life, all of us die in the end. enjoy the ride.

  • @lyucii822
    @lyucii822 22 дні тому +1

    I watch this channel but this video made me realise im funny. Thats it

  • @ZennoOnYt
    @ZennoOnYt 5 місяців тому

    Another form of humor I find good is when someone says something obvious I change my voice and go "What??? No way.." Or if they told me that I have to do something obvious I go "I do?!"

  • @IzzyReal
    @IzzyReal 9 місяців тому +2

    Dude just described my sense of humor😅

  • @HJozteldrasfurion
    @HJozteldrasfurion Рік тому +6

    @6:09 "Van Helsing" is great, I've never got the hate, I love it!

    • @michaelanthony4750
      @michaelanthony4750 Рік тому +1

      Apparently more than 50% of people who weren't critics liked it sooo...

  • @ledbol
    @ledbol 9 місяців тому +2

    Thank you very much!

  • @williamsweeney5249
    @williamsweeney5249 9 місяців тому +21

    Only mistake of this video is using James Corden as an example of how to be funny

  • @PhilisiweMcanda
    @PhilisiweMcanda 11 місяців тому +3

    Just a question. Why is it that when ever I tried to make people laugh I often feel that the people that I am trying to amuse often don't bother to even listen or try to understand that I am joking .Giving me the feeling that I am boring and that nobody sees me as funny and I am not interesting

    • @Fiberoeatingfiber
      @Fiberoeatingfiber 2 місяці тому +1

      It's probably just about when you say the joke. Yes I'm very punctual replying to this.

    • @cubbb7689
      @cubbb7689 Місяць тому

      If you really wanna get their attention…just waive Agunn in the air.
      Now that you have a captive audience…begin your joke telling.
      Everyone inJail will love your story of how you made people pissINtheir pants due to fear…um, I mean, laughter.

  • @AbsoluteAwaken
    @AbsoluteAwaken 2 місяці тому

    I'm going to start to do this on my podcast and in some shorts, thanks for the trick

  • @Arakko-i7h
    @Arakko-i7h Рік тому +4

    What to do when life gets tough?
    Forgive yourself for your past mistakes.
    Rather than overthinking, reflect on what to do.
    Find a solution as quick as possible.
    Never compare yourself to others. They are also fighting a silent battle.
    Surround yourself with your loved ones to prevent loneliness and solitude.
    Forgiving people in silence & never speaking to them again is a form of self care,
    Focus on the quality of your circle rather than the number of people in it,
    If you find yourself terrified in the face of challenges , stop & reframe your mind ,
    You must adapt to the ever changing tides of life,
    Notice the words you speak in your head to yourself. Be aware of your low quality & negative thoughts,
    Journaling is the antidote to cluttered mind,
    Pretending to be someone else is disrespecting yourself. Be unique & be who you really are ,
    Pay attention to your body. It can protect you from physical, mental & emotional harm,
    Have patience . Be willing. Be able to change,
    Be vulnerable. Emotions should be shared, not feared. Have boundaries but build trust first,
    Just Chill.!!

    • @phil_5430
      @phil_5430 Рік тому

      "Prevent loneliness and solitude"- bad advice

  • @NoOne-hg1qc
    @NoOne-hg1qc 7 місяців тому +1

    incredible breakdown!

  • @WhomasRowe
    @WhomasRowe 2 місяці тому

    This was so satisfying to watch.

  • @joanl3115
    @joanl3115 8 місяців тому +1

    Dot: very creative so ABSOLUTELY continue with it. Beautiful painting ‼️👏💐🎨🖼🖌️❣️

  • @azzymlbb5811
    @azzymlbb5811 3 місяці тому +1

    Why did charisma on command stop? this used to be my daily dose of improving my social skills

  • @tombaron5607
    @tombaron5607 9 місяців тому +1

    Thanks for explaining how comedy works ….. < p a u s e > …… NAAAAAAAHT!!

  • @danlowe
    @danlowe Місяць тому +1

    "You're kind of the opposite of her. She's old but looks young while you're old but look young. I'm just kidding. You look old, too."

  • @AnnabelleJARankin
    @AnnabelleJARankin Місяць тому

    My father always used to say that it's a compliment to be teased!

  • @antoinelanglois8587
    @antoinelanglois8587 3 місяці тому

    I always wondered why I had people around me so easily, some friends asked how I did it.
    but now I understand!
    your video is very nice, I understood what I do naturally without even noticing it. I do all of these, its part of my personnality.
    it would feel weird to fake it tho. im not sure about learning human behaviour and trying to mimick them. its seems immoral in some way
    (hope my english wasnt that bad, 3rd language actually)

    • @Fiberoeatingfiber
      @Fiberoeatingfiber 2 місяці тому +1

      your english is great! really cool that you're trilingual

    • @antoinelanglois8587
      @antoinelanglois8587 2 місяці тому

      @@Fiberoeatingfiber thank you! I just wish my ideas are understood. So I feel insecure about my others languages sometimes.

  • @vikasgovani
    @vikasgovani 2 місяці тому

    The fact that nobody talks about the book whispers of manifestation on borlest speaks volumes about how people are stuck in a trance

  • @jstjrclips7703
    @jstjrclips7703 8 місяців тому +1

    I am an introvert who has overcome shyness to bullying, to cultural repression forced on males (as a non-westerner) with regard to dating. I share this lesson in humility especially with regard to game. Your jokes could be the most funniest yet they will never impress people who are disingenuous and refuse to see the efforts of others.

    • @SM-bm6jo
      @SM-bm6jo 8 місяців тому +1

      You are too serious and gloomy to be funny. It is not on other people to find humor where it does not exist. If you want them to laugh at your jokes you have to present something worthy of a laugh.

  • @kayliamarie2092
    @kayliamarie2092 9 місяців тому +1

    I guess im naturally funny because i do a lot of these things unintentionally i didnt even know they were techniques 😂

  • @Arakko-i7h
    @Arakko-i7h Рік тому +6

    What makes someone charismatic?
    A well groomed appearance makes the first impression. Remember Fashion has always been a Trillion dollar industry for a reason.
    Good sense of Humor that makes you likeable to many. It can Lighten up the tense situation often and often its a good laughter we all hanker for in life
    Warm gestures always make you likeable. Smile, hug, greet. Your body language should be full of energy and positivity.
    Speak your heart and mind in the language of the audience . The way they want to listen. Its an art. Make your words more relatable to them
    Celebrate life with others in happy times and in crisis stand up with people . Both are important . sharing emotions build great bonds
    Watch good interviews, Ted talks, listen to good podcasts , read good books. Do it regularly.
    Developing a good persona is a continuous process. So keep adding and keep learning patiently.

    • @heyhi7762
      @heyhi7762 Рік тому

      bro just stole this from quora digest💀

  • @woodzie06
    @woodzie06 Рік тому +4

    Best, never fail way to get people to be obsessed with you is look like Brad Pitt. Works every time

  • @DrinkingStar
    @DrinkingStar 6 місяців тому +1

    I tell people in the gym, "If you want to look bigger, stand next to me". Another one is: "when I take my wife to the beauty parlor, the owner tells me to leave through the back door".

  • @himi1509
    @himi1509 Рік тому +10

    Okay So Ryan Reynolds knows everything

  • @tiyopaenguin
    @tiyopaenguin 10 місяців тому +4

    Dont know why people need this? This is so easy comes to me naturally. I don't have any trouble making people laugh. What can I say, my life's a joke.

  • @HighParkCrew
    @HighParkCrew 8 місяців тому

    "Laugh at Yourself" is basically the answer

  • @ryanatkinson9622
    @ryanatkinson9622 5 місяців тому

    “Do you know what this is?”
    Checks notes
    “No I do not…. You’re supposed to laugh now”

  • @MWmota
    @MWmota 9 місяців тому

    Goshdangit you got me watching a freaking commercial and now I've gotta sign up.

  • @JedTaub
    @JedTaub 3 місяці тому

    I am very humble, because I have so much to be humble about...

  • @polypotterplayz2015
    @polypotterplayz2015 2 місяці тому

    Being Nonchalant for most if these is surprisingly important

  • @feat.ananas
    @feat.ananas 8 днів тому

    I cant wait to forget all these things while having my next conversation

  • @tahirrazzaq9494
    @tahirrazzaq9494 8 місяців тому +1

    6:00 - I have the self-depricating humor down, it's my strong suit

    • @SM-bm6jo
      @SM-bm6jo 8 місяців тому

      Would anyone recognize this by reading your comment?

  • @janroszka7265
    @janroszka7265 9 місяців тому

    This is so great im creative but this metod makes it easie to put in practise

  • @williamsanchez8517
    @williamsanchez8517 7 місяців тому +2

    You must announce your place in the family of things. - Mary Jane Elizabeth Oliver

  • @l3th4rg1c2
    @l3th4rg1c2 5 місяців тому

    this video gives off the vibes of "How to Win Friends and Influence People"

  • @CT2507
    @CT2507 8 місяців тому

    So basically, what you are showing us here is a clever and humorous way of manipulation. Cause that's all it is really when you want to get a certain outcome.
    I once got in this habbit of making jokes about anything. And it really pissed some people off, and made me look superficial and insincere, but I wasn't aware of this. One day my boss told me: "Do you have to turn every sentence into a joke!". Thats when it hit me. I had gotten so much into the habit of joking and I thought I could use it for any situation, that I didn't realize the effect it had on others.
    Recently I met this colleague at work who does the same as I did many years back. And I feel like telling her: "stop trying to turn every sentence into a joke! It feels like you are not listening to me at all. All you are doing in our conversations is thinking of your next "one liner"".
    If you are in doubt, try doing this to kids. They will tell you straight away if they appreciate your humor or find it disrespectful.

  • @erickogen5010
    @erickogen5010 Місяць тому +5

    A psychopaths guide to acting human

  • @jasonperez7104
    @jasonperez7104 Рік тому +2

    Bro!! I love Van Helsing, that movie is great 😢

  • @dougmccoll6126
    @dougmccoll6126 9 місяців тому

    After practicing these techniques people are now obsessed with me at my living with OCD support group. Well, its a start.

  • @Eric-u8i
    @Eric-u8i 4 місяці тому +1

    All these jokes boil down to ways to surprise people. If you surprise people, then you're unpredictable and mysterious. If people have you figured out, you're boring. So again, you can't just surprise people the same way all the time. You have to hit them in the face with a frying pan about once a year. Every day is too often.

  • @ReverendDudeKyle
    @ReverendDudeKyle Рік тому +1

    The King of Charisma approves

  • @galloe
    @galloe 2 місяці тому

    What do you do when this happens unintentionally? Like, it just comes naturally in conversation, and the person who becomes obsessed with you happens to be married?

  • @arthurmurfitt7698
    @arthurmurfitt7698 9 місяців тому

    Self deprecation is also a great way to show how secure you are within yourself.

    • @SM-bm6jo
      @SM-bm6jo 8 місяців тому

      You have not seen much or real life have you? Trust me, it takes more than mouthing self-deprecating words to be funny at it. If you are not a naturally funny person like the celebrities in this video you are also not then self-deprecating words make everyone uncomfortable and it just shows how out of your league you are attempting to look funny.

  • @KurtKennington-q2n
    @KurtKennington-q2n 2 місяці тому

    This is the best video that I came across today, like and subscribe for sure!!!! Where can I drop the donation to you???

  • @clifford-z5j
    @clifford-z5j 7 місяців тому

    There is no more inner beauty, now it's meaningful beauty from a bottle, it is chemicals from a bottle

  • @juliankeller7724
    @juliankeller7724 3 місяці тому

    1. Dumm spielen
    2. Ernst etwas offensichtlich falsches rüberbringen
    3. 3 Punkte wobei der letzte ebenfalls offensichtlich übertrieben und falsch ist
    4. Übertreiben sodass es offensichtlich wird
    5. Gute Mischung aus elevating und teasing des anderen
    6. Sich über seine eigenen Fehler etc lustig machen (dabei aber lachen)

  • @worldsend69
    @worldsend69 5 місяців тому

    Guys, don't take the wooden tips and go out trying them like a human ikea construction, just go out and have fun, call up your friends or join a club like biking or whatever your thing is, or just make a few pals at work, keep your friend list short, don't depend on friends, put your effort into family, go out and make mistakes because it's the mistakes that strengthen your personality, seeing other peoples mistakes that improve both your empathy and wisdom....the best fighters did not get that way from winning, they got that way from losing and working on themselves, the best writers practiced and learnt from others and the best of you is already there, you just need to find you yourself and stop worrying what everyone else thinks.

  • @blindeyetim215
    @blindeyetim215 20 днів тому

    The best way of insuring a loud uproarious laugh is by going on The Jimmy Fallon show.

  • @clantern7709
    @clantern7709 7 місяців тому

    These helps for potential UA-cam ideas

  • @StoicSpartans
    @StoicSpartans 3 місяці тому

    Ryan Reynolds and Vince Vaughn need a movie together.
    It would be Witty Banter at its finest.

  • @julianbigelow2794
    @julianbigelow2794 Рік тому +14

    This is a conversation that I actually had my last semester of college.
    Professor: Would anyone like to hear me explain what gerrymandering is?
    Me: Sure, I love to learn.
    Professor: Learning taking place in a classroom? What is wrong with you?
    Me: I have ADHD and High functioning autism. I have been told that I talk really loudly in public. I fart significantly more often than the average person.
    Professor: It was a rhetorical question.
    Me: That's another thing. I fail to understand when a question that I am being asked is rhetorical.