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  • Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg face off by telling dad jokes to each other. The first one to laugh loses. Winner with the most points wins. #dadjokes #alldefcomedy #alldef
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  • @mrbastard7137
    @mrbastard7137 4 роки тому +13207

    Will: "What does-"
    Mark: *W H E E Z E*

  • @meggriffin1848
    @meggriffin1848 6 років тому +21410

    2 legends , 2 dads, awful jokes, this is all I want and need

  • @joe44850
    @joe44850 11 місяців тому +202

    I love these two together. "The Other Guys" is a great, underrated comedy.

    • @fuzzy1948
      @fuzzy1948 11 місяців тому +2

      👍

    • @EmmanuelJimenez-fr3xg
      @EmmanuelJimenez-fr3xg 9 місяців тому +6

      Yooo, the Pimp story always cracks me up fr
      Incredible movie!

    • @fuzzy1948
      @fuzzy1948 9 місяців тому +2

      @@EmmanuelJimenez-fr3xg never forget... Pimps don't cry

    • @KriszMothaFuckinDate
      @KriszMothaFuckinDate 8 місяців тому

      @@EmmanuelJimenez-fr3xg Gator for President

    • @handznet
      @handznet 8 місяців тому +1

      The other guys is a gift to society

  • @scottywilloughby6219
    @scottywilloughby6219 Рік тому +86

    The way mark said “Dori-toes” made me laugh too hard

  • @jacobfrederick1887
    @jacobfrederick1887 4 роки тому +15850

    Does anyone else feel like mark was hammered?😂

    • @tomcavalcantifielidng9218
      @tomcavalcantifielidng9218 4 роки тому +683

      I came to the comments to see if anyone else fought the same thing

    • @teonni1977
      @teonni1977 4 роки тому +386

      Definitely. But this episode was one of the best ones. They were having fun.

    • @mitchellcrites847
      @mitchellcrites847 4 роки тому +544

      Agreed hes slurring bad

    • @rey024
      @rey024 4 роки тому +126

      @@tomcavalcantifielidng9218 What thing are we fighting?

    • @tomcavalcantifielidng9218
      @tomcavalcantifielidng9218 4 роки тому +53

      rey024 are rights.
      To believe he was drunk

  • @ill_steal_your_pbj7363
    @ill_steal_your_pbj7363 3 роки тому +6610

    They laughed at their own jokes more than the other’s

    • @generalzod7959
      @generalzod7959 3 роки тому +66

      i think they've been hanging around jimmy fallon too much.

    • @michaelvan1009
      @michaelvan1009 2 роки тому +16

      @@generalzod7959 lol the first word of the joke hasn’t been said and Fallon already “cracks” let along the punchline

    • @culturebreath369
      @culturebreath369 2 роки тому +27

      True dad level

    • @TheArcherThaArcher
      @TheArcherThaArcher 2 роки тому +28

      This is what dads do.

    • @katieeelk
      @katieeelk 2 роки тому +7

      classic dad

  • @billdover3165
    @billdover3165 2 роки тому +48

    Can we honestly expect nothing less than pure gold from these two? What really surprises me is how funny Mark Wahlberg is.

  • @CanadianMetalHead73
    @CanadianMetalHead73 7 місяців тому +5

    These two together is pure gold, I hope they do Daddy's Home 3 soon! First two were hilarious!

  • @follower8815
    @follower8815 4 роки тому +4677

    I don’t usually tell dad jokes but when I do he usually laughs

  • @HH-kg4fq
    @HH-kg4fq 4 роки тому +3654

    Their laughter is funnier than their jokes

    • @stellasammyoscar
      @stellasammyoscar 3 роки тому +11

      I agree

    • @606films9
      @606films9 3 роки тому +3

      I just come here and listen to them laugh and it makes my day THAT much better

    • @mukhammed_kaldybai
      @mukhammed_kaldybai 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah my English isn't good to understand these jokes but I'm laughing

    • @nn665i4
      @nn665i4 2 роки тому +1

      You have to read about islam and im proud to be muslim

    • @mukhammed_kaldybai
      @mukhammed_kaldybai 2 роки тому +2

      @@nn665i4 hey bro are you OK? There is no words about religion why are you writing this?here or did I miss something 🤔

  • @kfnwuwbw9s
    @kfnwuwbw9s Рік тому +7

    "It was a FAMILY FEUD!" LOL I ALMOST FELL OFF MY CHAIR🤣🤣

  • @TheStreamingEnderman
    @TheStreamingEnderman 2 роки тому +58

    This channel deeply connects with my soul. I'm not a dad, but this is like training for me.

    • @Eastwoodhood
      @Eastwoodhood Рік тому +1

      Greetings Not a Dad, I'm Dad

    • @shihowA
      @shihowA 9 місяців тому

      Deez nuts are deeply connected to ur chin

  • @COXiiBOii
    @COXiiBOii 6 років тому +4233

    yolkswagen was underrated

    • @tebogorapoone5171
      @tebogorapoone5171 6 років тому +46

      That was a fire joke...

    • @poison03nae
      @poison03nae 6 років тому +7

      GeorgeCox. I agree.....

    • @raph_csg
      @raph_csg 6 років тому +10

      danae hernandez bad delivery

    • @bro5207
      @bro5207 6 років тому +5

      im from germany, at first i didnt even understand him, had to read subtitles,
      so he replaced volk with yolk not that funny imo am i missing something? xD

    • @cason211
      @cason211 6 років тому +3

      That was just a blanket statement...
      And eggnogstic.
      Best ones!

  • @DD-cb2lk
    @DD-cb2lk 6 років тому +1332

    This’s probably gonna be the most viewed “YOU LAUGH, YOU LOSE!” I love these guys 😂

    • @Cavierlife
      @Cavierlife 6 років тому +2

      D D you called it. I'll say it's going to make front page also

    • @nnjddr
      @nnjddr 6 років тому +2

      My thoughts as i read the title!

    • @sanjeevbhardwaj5736
      @sanjeevbhardwaj5736 6 років тому

      panjabsong

    • @northernlightcolors
      @northernlightcolors 6 років тому +5

      I doubt it, videos by other UA-camrs like PewDiePie's got more views

    • @dez2753
      @dez2753 6 років тому

      D D q

  • @Lu-lk5bz
    @Lu-lk5bz Рік тому +11

    Lol!!! Dad jokes are the best!! They never get old in my book!

  • @user-xg4td3gg7e
    @user-xg4td3gg7e 4 місяці тому +13

    I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

  • @kyubi5631
    @kyubi5631 4 роки тому +1742

    Will won because mark laughed at his own jokes😂

    • @SiuaChulak
      @SiuaChulak 3 роки тому +14

      Will laughed at his own jokes more

    • @elenabudaeva2661
      @elenabudaeva2661 3 роки тому +2

      Siosiua Feaomoeata 🤣

    • @mwswzyyy
      @mwswzyyy Рік тому +2

      @@SiuaChulak thats what they said but alright

    • @brandonguindon1056
      @brandonguindon1056 Рік тому +2

      Lmao yea I didn't even think of it that way. But Will would of won either way to be honest

  • @nadiaperez7280
    @nadiaperez7280 5 років тому +1546

    The way he says yolkswagen 😂

  • @skipper6-9
    @skipper6-9 2 роки тому +176

    I've watched this like 10 times and I still find it funny

    • @CarlHislop
      @CarlHislop Рік тому +3

      It starts to wear off after the 14th time

    • @scottwilson3083
      @scottwilson3083 11 місяців тому +1

      wasn't that funny the first time.

    • @gregoryvolkwyn561
      @gregoryvolkwyn561 10 місяців тому

      You don't get it ? Come on don't play the dumb ass game

  • @bobbyspring595
    @bobbyspring595 4 роки тому +4820

    Why does walburg sound like he’s high

    • @sam5miy
      @sam5miy 4 роки тому +168

      Brownies!

    • @jacobdavis5518
      @jacobdavis5518 4 роки тому +30

      Magic Brownies good vibes has the Markie Mark sound like heard here

    • @cs512tr
      @cs512tr 4 роки тому +24

      Holding back laughter

    • @jacobdavis5518
      @jacobdavis5518 4 роки тому +7

      @@cs512tr keksimus maximus

    • @dillondrago1613
      @dillondrago1613 4 роки тому +153

      More like drunk.. he sounds like he had a few drinks lol

  • @coffin1157
    @coffin1157 5 років тому +4977

    Why does mark sound like he's either drunk or high.

    • @royaldeathstorm1343
      @royaldeathstorm1343 5 років тому +150

      That’s just his voice he murmurs a lot

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- 5 років тому +81

      because he just sounds that way... Have you ever watched him? xD
      On the Graham Norton show he was actually drunk, if you watch it you'll notice he has different behaviour when he's drunk, not just the speech thingie.
      He sat on Graham's lap and touched his nipple, for crying out loud :P

    • @ilovemysweeties
      @ilovemysweeties 5 років тому +29

      I reckon he was high earlier, and now he's just tired

    • @hollbare321
      @hollbare321 5 років тому +15

      It's cuz it's from.boston ! My New York friend is so hard to understand sometimes lol

    • @Rap1dACE
      @Rap1dACE 5 років тому +13

      I'm still waiting for you to deliver the punch line

  • @FJB-1776
    @FJB-1776 Рік тому +2

    Dad Jokes make the world happier place 😂❤

  • @28AccountsRemoved
    @28AccountsRemoved 7 місяців тому +2

    I love how he's blasted

  • @booperdooper1462
    @booperdooper1462 2 роки тому +1491

    The way Mark says “it was a family feud” gets me every time

    • @jonhohensee3258
      @jonhohensee3258 Рік тому +2

      EVERY time???

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 10 місяців тому

      💎✨ Comedy gold, these two. Hope they pair up again for more dad jokes
      And to be DONE with a 10 point game in 6 minutes! Its much faster moving than the Aussie version of Dad Jokes (Alan, Andrew, Seth, Steph, Chloe, & all)

    • @gregoryvolkwyn561
      @gregoryvolkwyn561 10 місяців тому

      Gets me me 2

    • @gregoryvolkwyn561
      @gregoryvolkwyn561 10 місяців тому

      Gets me me 2

    • @alisongunther6486
      @alisongunther6486 9 місяців тому

      EggNOGstic

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 6 років тому +5738

    I love how Mark lost a point on his own joke!

    • @albertobaltazar4269
      @albertobaltazar4269 5 років тому +6

      Boo

    • @MrA16Music
      @MrA16Music 5 років тому +6

      And Will 2:36

    • @alekssergej
      @alekssergej 5 років тому

      He didn't get it :D @Shaun Zidan you can also try All40.com too to add it up. My best friend managed to repay her college loans in full, thanks to it, and she worked 3 times a week only, for just a few hrs

    • @noredine
      @noredine 5 років тому +2

      several times

    • @pimpmyllama1
      @pimpmyllama1 5 років тому +13

      They both did multiple times

  • @balthazarquinn
    @balthazarquinn Рік тому +6

    Hilarious! Imagine chillin’ with these guys? 😂

  • @adrianmaria7651
    @adrianmaria7651 6 років тому +4706

    Imagine them having a podcast.

    • @rams_r_champs
      @rams_r_champs 6 років тому +143

      why aren"t we funding this

    • @abdirisakawes6544
      @abdirisakawes6544 6 років тому +3

      Adrian Maria hi

    • @jacobparra6878
      @jacobparra6878 6 років тому +20

      They need people to write their scripts tho

    • @kenka2
      @kenka2 6 років тому +3

      Adrian Maria 1000th like

    • @shaughnkearns3196
      @shaughnkearns3196 6 років тому +2

      Adrian Maria tbh this is random but I juts hit the 1 thousandth like and it felt really good

  • @dannysellers91
    @dannysellers91 4 роки тому +1097

    Mark sounds like he’s drunk high and doing a mike Tyson impression at the same time

    • @JacobASmith59
      @JacobASmith59 3 роки тому +8

      YOOO

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH Рік тому

      Guys, HERE is Our TRUE Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

    • @kyriltolbert
      @kyriltolbert 4 місяці тому

      @@JacobASmith59 John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

  • @SoundArtMagic
    @SoundArtMagic 2 роки тому +5

    will ferrell should totally write a kid’s book of jokes. my students would love these!

  • @seniorb5672
    @seniorb5672 6 місяців тому +3

    When Mark gets drunk his inner Marky Mark comes back out. You can hear it in his voice and it's great

  • @baseddrawoh
    @baseddrawoh 6 років тому +381

    I’m impressed that they were able to get Will and Mark on here

    • @lRomez
      @lRomez 6 років тому +8

      baseddrawoh Why? They’re promoting a movie

  • @blue42goo
    @blue42goo 6 років тому +2579

    damn cant believe they got them on the show.

    • @olapharm8693
      @olapharm8693 6 років тому +96

      Lol you think they'd come on the show if the have no movie coming out soon? 😂😂

    • @Sam-hd7iy
      @Sam-hd7iy 6 років тому +31

      i mean it's an ad and all

    • @irapidance
      @irapidance 6 років тому +107

      Y'all needa put some respect on Russel Simmons name. He's more than capable of getting guests like these.

    • @KO-OG-Passport-Bro-1997
      @KO-OG-Passport-Bro-1997 6 років тому +8

      Also, this channel has a lot of subscribers!!

    • @Khailx
      @Khailx 6 років тому +42

      I mean Russell Simmons is really famous. He knows plenty of Hollywood dudes.

  • @SUPPORTSUPPORT-gt6hd
    @SUPPORTSUPPORT-gt6hd 2 роки тому

    "A yolkswagen" had me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @loudredflipflops
    @loudredflipflops 2 роки тому +2

    This is excellent! Incredibly funny stuff.....and nice insights on comedy too!

  • @jasonalcatraz5817
    @jasonalcatraz5817 4 роки тому +608

    Mark: Dori-toes
    Will: *laughs*
    Mark: *gets a point*
    Also Mark: *laughs*
    Also Will: *gets a point too*

    • @sentient02970
      @sentient02970 4 роки тому +28

      Everyone was high in the making of this video.

    • @jasonalcatraz5817
      @jasonalcatraz5817 4 роки тому +11

      @@sentient02970 That doesn't seem improbable at all

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 роки тому +2

      Kek

    • @kman20
      @kman20 4 роки тому +2

      Basically if you laugh, your opponent gets a point

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH Рік тому

      Guys, HERE is Our TRUE Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

  • @carlschnackel3051
    @carlschnackel3051 4 роки тому +758

    Mark Wahlberg was slurring his words like he was half hammered.

    • @patrickstar7428
      @patrickstar7428 4 роки тому +45

      He was drunk af

    • @jolufepi
      @jolufepi 4 роки тому +6

      It is own personality as false it is. Example: his career as an actor based on weapons, violence and destruction in 90% of his films and he declares himself anti-weapons and is pro disarming civilians; but in his films he talks about everything contrary, of course the slurring.

    • @Maaden84
      @Maaden84 4 роки тому +1

      He does not drink

    • @Darkvoid2100
      @Darkvoid2100 4 роки тому +11

      @@jolufepi Were you drink typing this?

    • @toastedjoe1013
      @toastedjoe1013 4 роки тому +11

      He's from Boston, so he can't speak English.

  • @rubyburke6506
    @rubyburke6506 7 місяців тому

    I'm crying this is hilarious

  • @rachaelworley590
    @rachaelworley590 Рік тому +6

    I just love these two men together. They are just so funny together. They have to be friends.

  • @LuckyArceus
    @LuckyArceus 4 роки тому +691

    Will ferrel’s gonna use at least one of these in his next movie.

  • @NICKTAYLORMUSIC
    @NICKTAYLORMUSIC 6 років тому +5559

    Mark laughed at every joke 😂

    • @kevooo1250
      @kevooo1250 6 років тому +60

      Nick Taylor not really

    • @NICKTAYLORMUSIC
      @NICKTAYLORMUSIC 6 років тому +12

      Kev you right

    • @jaymanuel47
      @jaymanuel47 6 років тому +16

      They gave will some fake ass points

    • @TheBusyJane
      @TheBusyJane 6 років тому +13

      But none of the punch lines

    • @TheRedGameboy
      @TheRedGameboy 6 років тому +6

      Nick Taylor not sure if he realized the rules.

  • @infinitemaddul_official1388
    @infinitemaddul_official1388 15 днів тому

    Seen this so so so many times... This still cracks me up laughing....

  • @cjmoondanzz5045
    @cjmoondanzz5045 Рік тому +1

    OMGosh…you guys made my day, hilarious Dad jokes!

  • @RJ-pk4jc
    @RJ-pk4jc 6 років тому +406

    Mark sound drunk as hell 😂😂😂

    • @telmolicious
      @telmolicious 6 років тому +4

      He always does though :D

    • @eoghandridl1007
      @eoghandridl1007 6 років тому +2

      Bape Tha Ape anti anxiety drugs id say

    • @eoghandridl1007
      @eoghandridl1007 6 років тому

      George Ramsey wacked out of his head man haha

    • @devoncanfly5015
      @devoncanfly5015 6 років тому +2

      I think it might just be his accent

    • @Chuzado_117
      @Chuzado_117 6 років тому

      CST not really because I just saw a video where they were "insulting" eachother and he didn't sound this fucked up

  • @DNikka14
    @DNikka14 4 роки тому +504

    As a professional alcoholic, I can tell you guys Mark was either buzzed or drunk 🤣🤣

    • @suntzu1409
      @suntzu1409 2 роки тому +46

      Hi a professional alcoholic, im dad.

    • @Hamppariranskis
      @Hamppariranskis 2 роки тому +14

      The dry lips and the lisp kinda make me think of coke

    • @THEDOORIZCLOSED
      @THEDOORIZCLOSED 2 роки тому +2

      Dude, trust me🙄

    • @roboboro
      @roboboro 2 роки тому +6

      @@Hamppariranskis wow... I'm must be consuming coke without knowing. Cause right now I have dried lips

    • @dickhitswater4836
      @dickhitswater4836 2 роки тому +16

      @@roboboro I’ve never seen cocaine but I’ve smelled a whole lot of it.

  • @jacobmaverickbueller.671
    @jacobmaverickbueller.671 Рік тому +5

    These 2 are both comedic gold.
    All those jokes made me LMAO.😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
    I always want to meet them with my soulmate. Will looks like my grandpa and my girl's dad.

  • @xsitied2708
    @xsitied2708 2 роки тому +2

    3:33 he was thinking pot brownies LOL

  • @TK-yt8iz
    @TK-yt8iz Рік тому

    I can’t with “WINNER” 😂

  • @ldzmn
    @ldzmn 5 років тому +590

    Will ferrel is literally one of my favourite human beings.

    • @andrenilsson8316
      @andrenilsson8316 5 років тому +1

      i know his mother in law xD

    • @libenasukro
      @libenasukro 5 років тому +3

      ...whom you have never met of spent time with. He could be the devil incarnate, for all you know. But the person he appears to be is pretty hilarious and fun.

    • @Yeldeo
      @Yeldeo 5 років тому

      @@libenasukro dude foreal he's a nice person I've met him he's very nice

    • @andrenilsson8316
      @andrenilsson8316 5 років тому +1

      @@libenasukro Im pretty sure you missed his point. You miss understood what he meant.

    • @Sylvael2002
      @Sylvael2002 5 років тому

      @@libenasukro Who hurt you? Was it everyone?

  • @fatboi_julian8497
    @fatboi_julian8497 3 роки тому +1797

    Is everyone forgetting that they made it official they are making daddy’s home 3

  • @elzanevdmerwe3577
    @elzanevdmerwe3577 2 місяці тому

    I love these 2 - I swear they are best budds in real life too
    I love Daddys Home

  • @davidstearns4624
    @davidstearns4624 Рік тому

    Y'all crack me up, two of the best on the planet

  • @zachyang317
    @zachyang317 4 роки тому +457

    The worst thing that will happen when telling a joke isn’t that nobody laughed,
    but they asked you “is that a joke?”

    • @perssontm1628
      @perssontm1628 4 роки тому +26

      zach yang No it’s gotta be the worst thing when everyone just becomes absolutely dead quiet lol

    • @zachyang317
      @zachyang317 4 роки тому +2

      Perssons Gaming lol

    • @Juan-dm6ps
      @Juan-dm6ps 4 роки тому

      @@perssontm1628 happened to me once in march this year. Y'know before corona.
      No regrets though lol

    • @MrYarmulke
      @MrYarmulke 3 роки тому +5

      I know someone who told a joke, lost his job for it, and then got his ass beat for it, which got the 2nd guy fired too. made me kinda nervous because I let out a chuckle at the time and wasn't sure if anybody noticed

    • @joeycaruso611
      @joeycaruso611 2 роки тому +2

      @@MrYarmulke what joke got THAT much of response? PERSONAL TOPIC?

  • @matthewmartinez3869
    @matthewmartinez3869 4 роки тому +1284

    Kevin hart and the rock should do this lol

    • @bigrich9526
      @bigrich9526 3 роки тому +5

      They did, 2 years ago

    • @melissameeks37
      @melissameeks37 3 роки тому +2

      I agree

    • @Zayaspeaks
      @Zayaspeaks 3 роки тому

      @@bigrich9526 on this channel? I don't think so

    • @bigrich9526
      @bigrich9526 3 роки тому

      @@Zayaspeaks well what u think is wrong 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @Zayaspeaks
      @Zayaspeaks 3 роки тому +1

      @@bigrich9526 boy no they didn't do one on this channel I went through this playlist and they don't have it on here. Its on a different channel. Do sum research before you try to sound smart 😩😂

  • @courtneycarpenter5135
    @courtneycarpenter5135 2 роки тому

    That was good, I needed that! Thank you!

  • @YoloYester94
    @YoloYester94 Рік тому +5

    You know a joke is funny when it makes Will Ferrel laugh.

  • @Wahey
    @Wahey 3 роки тому +544

    A snail got rid of his shell because he thought it would make him faster, but it made him sluggish.

  • @WillGL
    @WillGL 5 років тому +4464

    What do you call a mexican who lost his car?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Carlos

    • @juliohsb9754
      @juliohsb9754 5 років тому +36

      good one :D

    • @plushrocket8140
      @plushrocket8140 5 років тому +14

      I'm not giving an adult content of xxxtenacion dead and I heared Dennis Schrader the running camp me and you can do it would have been so cool if you were my dorm mate because it would have been

    • @audimetallica
      @audimetallica 5 років тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☝🏻

    • @andrearamirez9924
      @andrearamirez9924 5 років тому +4

      @@juliohsb9754 ummm...WHAT?

    • @alexandervilen795
      @alexandervilen795 5 років тому +10

      How many mexicans do you need to change a lightbulb

  • @ellamaryella3481
    @ellamaryella3481 8 місяців тому

    Vegetebali 🤣🤣🤣 omg, that will stay with me 😂

  • @shanedavis3189
    @shanedavis3189 2 роки тому +2

    When Marky Mark said brownies I lost it I laughed hysterically lol

  • @shannondoherty6860
    @shannondoherty6860 6 років тому +1502

    I was violently uncomfortable every time they didn’t laugh at each others joke😂

    • @e.o.q.mirielle3567
      @e.o.q.mirielle3567 5 років тому +2

      Me too. ;(

    • @Maplelust
      @Maplelust 5 років тому +14

      there are far worse things to be violently uncomfortable with than this. I fear for your every day life. (not really but if I knew you I would) that is just petty.

    • @laboon4679
      @laboon4679 5 років тому +8

      You were *violently* uncomfortable I think you mean *EXTREMELY* uncomfortable

    • @MrZythFx
      @MrZythFx 5 років тому +8

      its called being an empath, a lot of human interactions that i see nowadays make me wince in pain at the awkwardness or lack of consciousness/connectedness between the people, because im literally perceiving the hell they create/created around themselves by them being weak/unaware beings. i share her word choice, but would only use it with those who have the eyes to see the difference between who we are today and who we were not even a few years ago. a lot of shit going down everywhere, gmos, chemtrails, invasive technology that steals you from yourself in ways you dont even understand because youve been so disattuned from your natural lifestyle that you dont have a difference to notice.. i mean people think being healthy is something that is unobtainable, because how can my calorie amount be any lower than it is.. wrong questions, wrong lifestyle... you just shove crap in your mouth and dont even notice how it effects you and your consciousness because your shit is already all fucked. oh lets sit around and ask God to feed the poor for us. oh lets create a new necessity so that more people can be enslaved for half their day at least, for at least most of their life. lets make sure people are indoctrinated from before theyve even fully become conscious of themselves or even had a remote guess as to what the fuck is going on to make sure they never quite figure that out and become stuck in the matrix.. oh lets inject them with all kinds of chemicals so that if they come in contact with one of our many old trash metal ships or scrapyards, they wont get poisoned by its clear lack of hygenecism and sole motive being war or transportation to get you to your slave spot to toil away your putrid stay at the humiliation-land known as the crap chute known as Earth, be proud of your country only though, everyone else is a freeloading trash can.. oh and dont give a shit about anyone else anyways, because the masterpiece known as you is clearly manifested in this 3d realm, because you want to stay.

    • @TheClassicWorld
      @TheClassicWorld 5 років тому +5

      You need to refine a few things, such as 'hell', 'empath', and 'human'. He is correct. If you are violently uncomfortable -- or anything more than very mildly uncomfortable, I fear for your daily life.

  • @guitarthing4290
    @guitarthing4290 5 років тому +543

    2:29 bad joke but the way he says it

  • @GodPleaseHelpMe777
    @GodPleaseHelpMe777 7 місяців тому +1

    That Steve Harvey joke came to reality 😂

  • @JustJanitor
    @JustJanitor 2 роки тому +1

    This was absolutely epic! I will use all of these

  • @naturallyphilo
    @naturallyphilo 6 років тому +3966

    Yah got Will Ferrell!!! OK I SEE Y'ALL #Blessed

    • @marya.6162
      @marya.6162 6 років тому +6

      Philooooo the queen is heeeyaaa

    • @vikingeric3296
      @vikingeric3296 6 років тому +2

      NaturallyPhilo this is about to go viral and I’m seeing it now at 197k views lol

    • @danielmcelroy4505
      @danielmcelroy4505 6 років тому

      +

    • @naturallyphilo
      @naturallyphilo 6 років тому +5

      Hey Boo 😘

    • @djwillpower578
      @djwillpower578 6 років тому +2

      NaturallyPhilo word! They just took a hardcore step up the ladder of success.

  • @LEELOLKH
    @LEELOLKH 2 роки тому +943

    These are what best friends are

  • @RYN988
    @RYN988 Рік тому

    The chemistry is spectacular!

  • @TosinGameplayBoy
    @TosinGameplayBoy 2 місяці тому

    I can’t stop laughing because of my Guy Mark when he just said What KIND OF Car DOES AN Egg DRIVE? 🍳A YOLKSWAGEN 😂😆🤣😅🎭

  • @b.dalius5136
    @b.dalius5136 6 років тому +408

    Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrel are like the white versions of Ice Cube and Kevin Hart, especially when it comes to their jokes.

    • @Correc7edAura
      @Correc7edAura 6 років тому +18

      Beed Zilla na there like The Rock and Kevin Hart.

    • @dukes4636
      @dukes4636 6 років тому +5

      joshua ditoro Yes exactly😂

  • @thebrandonrobert5693
    @thebrandonrobert5693 5 років тому +457

    I can't believe these guys are, like, four years apart in age. Holy shit.

    • @zzzbestxxx
      @zzzbestxxx 5 років тому +8

      Whalberg looks much more young

    • @joshwaterman5526
      @joshwaterman5526 5 років тому +19

      Being healthy and exercising your whole life really has benefits.

    • @tjcmoto5484
      @tjcmoto5484 5 років тому

      Depends on who is the older one.

    • @littlellama5893
      @littlellama5893 5 років тому

      Will is waaaaaaaay better looking though

    • @ashleygray2254
      @ashleygray2254 5 років тому

      I read “forty years apart” and for some reason I googled it wondering how Will Ferrell looks so good for being that old 😂

  • @darrina2711
    @darrina2711 Рік тому

    I love to see these guys together hahahah

  • @DankSwegSkuxxXhayel
    @DankSwegSkuxxXhayel Рік тому

    These dudes were both hammered 🤣

  • @gmeks11
    @gmeks11 6 років тому +228

    If Marky Mark wants to cuss, you let him cuss!

  • @internationalmovingpicture3968
    @internationalmovingpicture3968 2 роки тому +62

    "and they are worried about you cursing, this is terrible" there's always that one guy 😂😂

  • @blainehouser4354
    @blainehouser4354 Рік тому +1

    Two of my Favorite Actors! Great!

  • @Riddled-puzzles
    @Riddled-puzzles 4 місяці тому

    "To get some Beets"! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @emmettluzar5462
    @emmettluzar5462 5 років тому +462

    There's nothing that isn't funny about Will Ferrell. Never fails to make me laugh

    • @beefnacos6258
      @beefnacos6258 4 роки тому +1

      i know people that find him NOT funny. I always liked him though

    • @SuperHacker0007
      @SuperHacker0007 4 роки тому +1

      Except The Office.

  • @crazybrosbr9485
    @crazybrosbr9485 2 роки тому +44

    "What do you call a lazy doctor?"
    "Gynecologist"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TosinGameplayBoy
    @TosinGameplayBoy 2 місяці тому

    I can’t stop laughing because of my Guy Mark when he just said What Kind of Car DOES AN Egg DRIVE A Yolkswagen 😅😆

  • @ArcienPlaysGames
    @ArcienPlaysGames 2 роки тому

    3:33
    The amount of confusion throughout this joke is stellar

  • @blahkeama4693
    @blahkeama4693 6 років тому +270

    These jokes slicker then doughboy”s back side on a summers day at the beach 🏖

    • @GabrielleEvaLondon
      @GabrielleEvaLondon 6 років тому +15

      i wish i hadn't read this because I got a visual :(

    • @swagysha1
      @swagysha1 6 років тому +11

      You stop it right now 😂😂😂

    • @sourgodgaming_1723
      @sourgodgaming_1723 6 років тому +1

      Z'honnie Hendrix lmfao Dough Boy jokes damn near always work

    • @chexmex5845
      @chexmex5845 6 років тому +8

      Damn doboy don't even got to be in the videos to get roasted on

    • @jadajones4386
      @jadajones4386 6 років тому

      W! 🤣🤣

  • @aunum_
    @aunum_ 6 років тому +1188

    I want whatever mark had before he did this

  • @erikdevoch7236
    @erikdevoch7236 7 місяців тому

    The chemistry between them is fucking great

  • @guyfawkes1360
    @guyfawkes1360 7 місяців тому

    Chad Smith and Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch! Love those guys! They should become actors! xD

  • @nakenmil
    @nakenmil 6 років тому +384

    Wahlberg seemed drunk/high as fuck in this.
    Good on him.

  • @turtlemannot1086
    @turtlemannot1086 6 років тому +433

    Bro I already knew Will Ferrell was going to win

    • @ericforsyth
      @ericforsyth 6 років тому +3

      turtlemannot10 Much closer than I thought it would be. And he had a few ones where he smiled to the point of almost laughing. Thought he’d play a near-perfect game.

    • @stlcardinals251
      @stlcardinals251 6 років тому

      "Bro"

  • @fizbinsfire
    @fizbinsfire Рік тому +1

    I really needed them to make the other guys part 2.

  • @icemouf7480
    @icemouf7480 7 місяців тому

    These two🤣🤣💎💎💎💎💎

  • @wumys
    @wumys 5 років тому +2579

    Why doesn’t Ed have a girlfriend?
    Because “Sheeran”

  • @prinwrld
    @prinwrld 6 років тому +3051

    You can tell my man mark is zooted

    • @ClimaxBassmnT
      @ClimaxBassmnT 6 років тому +213

      slurring words left and right

    • @dfjr1990
      @dfjr1990 6 років тому +57

      Yo man Mark hates black women and def would never date one.

    • @shaniquajournee
      @shaniquajournee 6 років тому +77

      dfjr1990 Lol Ohhh Ok 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @ahmetcakir1899
      @ahmetcakir1899 6 років тому +4

      YAGURLPRIN where did i see you?

    • @TreMuch
      @TreMuch 6 років тому +26

      YAGURLPRIN I was wondering if he was lit 😂

  • @ivyring2
    @ivyring2 28 днів тому

    They’re both DILFS 😂❤

  • @chrismooreatyourservice
    @chrismooreatyourservice 7 місяців тому

    Love it😂

  • @MemeCentralWasTaken
    @MemeCentralWasTaken 6 років тому +748

    mark laughs at the question...not the joke

    • @daviclemons6910
      @daviclemons6910 6 років тому +8

      Drugs.

    • @Correc7edAura
      @Correc7edAura 6 років тому +35

      KikoTheBoss he has a better understanding of humor, instead of laughing at the obvious he laughs at what most people wouldn't.

    • @shoganai2545
      @shoganai2545 6 років тому +2

      MyLynn Rose What a national treasure

    • @daviclemons6910
      @daviclemons6910 6 років тому +2

      GameHype17 Lol indeed

    • @LotsOfCome
      @LotsOfCome 6 років тому +1

      That was the funniest parts of this video😂

  • @bryanquinn8565
    @bryanquinn8565 3 роки тому +29

    You know you're getting old when the dad jokes become more effective.

  • @princessalways4eva
    @princessalways4eva 2 роки тому

    That made me cry laughing.🤣

  • @DannyBridie
    @DannyBridie Рік тому

    this is one of those videos that is impossible to not atleast smile watching

  • @UrbanLegend2k11
    @UrbanLegend2k11 6 років тому +20

    Mark lost it with the set up for the first joke. I lost it!! Lol

  • @channingpeterson87
    @channingpeterson87 6 років тому +56

    Of course when Russell Simmons makes the call...😉

  • @dmcguire70
    @dmcguire70 6 місяців тому

    The squirrel joke was the best 😂

  • @trudiecurran9186
    @trudiecurran9186 Рік тому

    Love these two

  • @kanomorojele4956
    @kanomorojele4956 6 років тому +986

    Will looks weird without his curly hair Lol

    • @bisonchicka
      @bisonchicka 6 років тому +47

      Yeah who told him to grow up? lol

    • @MeNoWorryYouNoWorry
      @MeNoWorryYouNoWorry 6 років тому +23

      He kinda looks like Harrison Ford

    • @kamleigh8102
      @kamleigh8102 6 років тому +33

      What?! I love it...lookin zaddy-ish

    • @Mdavis12002
      @Mdavis12002 6 років тому +1

      Kay Leigh agreed

    • @ellissmith23
      @ellissmith23 6 років тому +5

      kano morojele naw. Will look swagged out