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  • @shanonbryant2919
    @shanonbryant2919 5 років тому +11384

    My mom bought us the bowl light! It seems like a good idea until it glows red and you think that hell is emerging from your toilet

    • @jayzo
      @jayzo 5 років тому +733

      I immediately thought of the Facebook page titled "Toilets with threatening auras" reading this.

    • @jayzo
      @jayzo 5 років тому +334

      @@alocuana Basically a range of photos of toilets, some are dumb, some are strange and some are creepy.

    • @alexandradobbs466
      @alexandradobbs466 5 років тому +214

      me to my mom also bought it and until it turned red im all like omg is that the devil take me away

    • @scarletwitch819
      @scarletwitch819 5 років тому +114

      I usually don’t laugh at comments, but this one was really funny

    • @toxi3440
      @toxi3440 5 років тому +205

      OH NO, IT WAS THE TACO BELL I ATE LAST NIGHT COMING BACK TO HAUNT MEEEEEE

  • @Mox_Normandy
    @Mox_Normandy 5 років тому +18441

    Petition to get Jack to start ordering these and testing them. Exist to sign.

    • @sh33y44
      @sh33y44 5 років тому +375

      oh sign me the fuck up

    • @mrwruble1842
      @mrwruble1842 5 років тому +232

      I EXSIST! ONLY FOR THIS!

    • @DogeDoggo-jk9fl
      @DogeDoggo-jk9fl 5 років тому +141

      *exists 9000 times

    • @yeahno2992
      @yeahno2992 5 років тому +78

      This is my sole purpose.

    • @Lonk2976
      @Lonk2976 5 років тому +65

      @@DogeDoggo-jk9fl *exists over 9000 times*

  • @MarvelousMack
    @MarvelousMack 3 роки тому +4229

    Jack making fun of the Crock Pot meals when I've grown up on those foods and know that, indeed, throwing a bunch of seemingly random ingredients into the pot to make a delicious meal is EXACTLY how that works is the funniest thing ever.

    • @jarrodoakley6911
      @jarrodoakley6911 3 роки тому +132

      Pork chop casserole is fantastic

    • @HiddenBrother619
      @HiddenBrother619 3 роки тому +310

      Right I was sitting there the entire time going, "Jack that is how it works, that is how they come out, and it tastes delicious

    • @KhaosInductionCreator
      @KhaosInductionCreator 3 роки тому +144

      Exactly what my dad does
      Give him a box of rocks and some random stuff and he’ll turn that box of rocks into a four course meal fit for a king

    • @goldenrose7637
      @goldenrose7637 3 роки тому +69

      Wait, it actually works that way? Good to know....

    • @merakfirgun1071
      @merakfirgun1071 3 роки тому +37

      it actually turns out awesome....

  • @zachIPFW
    @zachIPFW 2 роки тому +662

    Jack not realizing that she was selling her cook book not the crock pot was hilarious

    • @MoonPiez
      @MoonPiez Рік тому +4

      SHW E++E+EEOJ

    • @AliXx0608
      @AliXx0608 Рік тому +6

      The fact that I think we have it at home 😂😅

    • @zachIPFW
      @zachIPFW Рік тому +5

      @@AliXx0608 lol my mom does lol

    • @bobbybrewer1482
      @bobbybrewer1482 Рік тому +4

      @@MoonPiez what does that mean?

    • @THEN0B0T1
      @THEN0B0T1 Рік тому

      @@bobbybrewer1482you will never know

  • @anonymoustacobell1310
    @anonymoustacobell1310 5 років тому +1318

    "I won't whip out my peen, unless the bowl is green!"

    • @mattiev6932
      @mattiev6932 5 років тому +17

      wow... thank you kanye very cool

    • @mutelamb
      @mutelamb 5 років тому +29

      I won't whip out my dink unless the bowl is pink
      I tried

    • @crabby4911
      @crabby4911 5 років тому +5

      i wanted to comment something like that
      oh well i guess being 2 months late is not good :p

    • @bobanjose9573
      @bobanjose9573 5 років тому +11

      I won't take a poo unless it's blue

    • @thatwasimpossiblethoucanno976
      @thatwasimpossiblethoucanno976 5 років тому +4

      Or for short you could just say “I won’t whip out my peen, unless it’s green.”

  • @KingCoelacanth
    @KingCoelacanth 5 років тому +961

    Commercial: *is weird*
    Jack: this is ridiculous.
    Commercial: *makes witty pun about product*
    Jack: _I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!_

  • @tylerrivay9867
    @tylerrivay9867 4 роки тому +869

    "YES!! ITS PINK!! I"M GONNA PISS SO HARD!" I Lost it

  • @HappiDapp
    @HappiDapp 2 роки тому +321

    "Cathy's Dumper does not seem so weird anymore"
    - Jacksepticeye 2020

    • @Lucario0007
      @Lucario0007 Рік тому +12

      *”WANT ANOTHER SODA SECRET”*

    • @christianparrish3292
      @christianparrish3292 7 місяців тому

      ​@@Lucario0007 Lucario is my number one favorite pokemon

    • @Lucario0007
      @Lucario0007 7 місяців тому

      @@christianparrish3292 thanks

  • @B100dSh4d0w
    @B100dSh4d0w 5 років тому +574

    0:00 this intro is PERFECT 10/10 would listen to again

    • @phildog2830
      @phildog2830 5 років тому +5

      I did like 8 times

    • @christinadunn2714
      @christinadunn2714 5 років тому +3

      Make me a mixtape of it

    • @Nick-yh3hz
      @Nick-yh3hz 5 років тому +5

      make a full version and put it on itunes and spotify. I would be down and put it on my playlist.

    • @jagmast3r680
      @jagmast3r680 5 років тому +2

      Put auto captions on and restart the video xD

    • @aimeecamas3756
      @aimeecamas3756 5 років тому +2

      L is for lovers who love one another
      A is for ass of witch i like to eat
      U is for u're the only person for me
      G is for your the only gamer i see
      H is for happy i always feel it
      Put it together, what do you get
      What do you get what do you get
      LAUGH!

  • @Somerandomguy-qc2no
    @Somerandomguy-qc2no 4 роки тому +721

    When he says “Go see a doctor man.” It sound so genuine like he’s trying to convince a family member to go to the hospital

    • @phenyxswartz941
      @phenyxswartz941 4 роки тому +8

      He questions his hands....
      Lost his mind.....
      Clinically fine...

    • @emilyd81
      @emilyd81 4 роки тому +5

      @@phenyxswartz941 ?????????

    • @phenyxswartz941
      @phenyxswartz941 4 роки тому +3

      @@emilyd81 Palaye Royale-Mr Doctor Man.... Great song, can't recommend jt enough... you should go listen to it right now.

    • @emilyd81
      @emilyd81 4 роки тому +2

      @@phenyxswartz941 ok I'll check it out thx😁

    • @phenyxswartz941
      @phenyxswartz941 4 роки тому +2

      @@emilyd81 no problem... I'm glad to spread the word! Tell me what you think.

  • @billflanagan2685
    @billflanagan2685 5 років тому +739

    when he hit the board in the intro, my computer crashed... Jack has the power of the gods

    • @JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline
      @JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline 5 років тому +3

      Ouch! Does the computer still work?

    • @charmeleonevolves5553
      @charmeleonevolves5553 5 років тому +5

      @@JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline duh... unless he... wait, this is 2020. unless she is on his phone, which could be true but i don't think so

    • @JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline
      @JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline 5 років тому +1

      @@charmeleonevolves5553 Or he bought a new one. To be fair my computer almost dieing a few days ago is still fresh in my mind.

    • @lavish263team5
      @lavish263team5 5 років тому +5

      He didn't hit the white board he actually just punched your moniter

    • @benscoff0776
      @benscoff0776 5 років тому +1

      Wow

  • @3333EEEErawr
    @3333EEEErawr 2 роки тому +430

    When jack was criticizing the meals in the crock pot while I was like like “actually those sound great, cooking with soda might actually add some cool flavors.”
    I have never felt more American in my life.

    • @dustyrose192
      @dustyrose192 2 роки тому +25

      Im british, i was right behind you buddy. I love crock pot meals

    • @Terratetradon
      @Terratetradon 2 роки тому +2

      Ew no

    • @Terratetradon
      @Terratetradon 2 роки тому +3

      @@dustyrose192 yea like pot roast not soda on pork 🤢

    • @Frame_Late
      @Frame_Late 2 роки тому +4

      @@Terratetradon lol, it wasn't pork roast. Someone needs to learn how to listen.

    • @codyroht827
      @codyroht827 Рік тому

      "more American" yea cause no one but Americans can cook

  • @caoimheriley9424
    @caoimheriley9424 4 роки тому +158

    4:10
    Are we not gonna talk about how perfect this moment is? Jack losing his shit so hard he goes out of frame laughing as the camera refocuses on LAUGH in the background

  • @DorkLynx
    @DorkLynx 5 років тому +868

    5:11
    *"YEEEEES! ITS F**KIN' PINK! IMMA PISS SO HARD-"*

  • @unknownbeing7743
    @unknownbeing7743 5 років тому +420

    May I say, Robin's edits were absolutely wonderful for this video XD

    • @TatoAV
      @TatoAV 5 років тому +15

      I hAVe a BAd cAsE oF DiARrhEa

    • @shiroyasha7324
      @shiroyasha7324 5 років тому +1

      Yup XD

  • @WestonNey
    @WestonNey 3 роки тому +136

    Poor Sean doesn’t know the true beauty and insanity of the mighty crockpot! It’s insane how good it does at making good stuff, also I want meatballs right now dang it.

  • @juliaa__.
    @juliaa__. 4 роки тому +1981

    "This toothbrush features songs by one direction!"
    Jack: No one's gonna buy that
    *Me with my old ToothTunez toothbrush*

  • @imameme638
    @imameme638 4 роки тому +319

    Sauna Pants: *Exist*
    Jack: Nope. Nope nope. Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope.

    • @helsingS_
      @helsingS_ 4 роки тому +2

      Due to the amount of likes the counsel has awarded a single nice

    • @depressoespresso2294
      @depressoespresso2294 4 роки тому +2

      *_YOU WANT ANOTHER SODA SECRET?_*

    • @Chris-hu7xv
      @Chris-hu7xv 3 роки тому

      @@depressoespresso2294 yeah please

  • @VerbifiedThe3st
    @VerbifiedThe3st 3 роки тому +1890

    Sean’s neighbors must be confused why they randomly hear the word laugh every few days

    • @mangoqribbit8699
      @mangoqribbit8699 3 роки тому +170

      “ahhh , what a nice day .”
      ...
      “LAUGH !”
      “oh shit not again .”

    • @JJ-kc2nx
      @JJ-kc2nx 3 роки тому +34

      To serve as a daily reminder to do so because we fricking need to xD

    • @averyniceguy3964
      @averyniceguy3964 3 роки тому +38

      Jack is the living alarm

    • @plobbyplob
      @plobbyplob 3 роки тому +10

      LAUGH!!

    • @chyannehall4268
      @chyannehall4268 3 роки тому +6

      Laugh

  • @Obsessor23
    @Obsessor23 2 роки тому +191

    "My son was always afraid of going to the bathroom in the dark"
    Jack: "Now he just shits his pants in bed"
    That got me so good

  • @trinity3631
    @trinity3631 5 років тому +374

    Jack: You can't put all of those ingredients in together like that at once.
    Hamburger Helper: Allow me to introduce myself.

  • @derekmonroe5572
    @derekmonroe5572 4 роки тому +211

    "You can make cupcakes outa anything!"
    "Did you say anything?"
    "Anything?"
    "Anything!"
    "Anything...?"
    The Dump dish thingy really reminded me of that scene from The Cat and the Hat.

  • @LuisSotelo-h1i
    @LuisSotelo-h1i 4 роки тому +483

    11:10
    Jack: Why not just get a sauna suit?
    Unus Annus: That's... why we're here

    • @Aly-c4u
      @Aly-c4u 4 роки тому +4

      ohhhh yesss

    • @EdgeDaBean
      @EdgeDaBean 4 роки тому +14

      𝓟𝓮𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓾𝓷𝓪

    • @seanmaxmyla
      @seanmaxmyla 4 роки тому +14

      pee sauna
      pee sauna
      pee sauna

    • @Byrdamus
      @Byrdamus 4 роки тому +7

      Question: will this comment be deleted when the channel is?

    • @sofieebear
      @sofieebear 4 роки тому +2

      I hope not

  • @TGIReaper
    @TGIReaper 3 роки тому +307

    Actually believe it or not, the ginger ale thing is a good idea for when you’re cooking white meats in a crock pot as the citric acid brings out some more of the flavor. It makes pork chops taste a bit better and make chicken a bit juicer

    • @habidtenly
      @habidtenly 2 роки тому

      huh

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 2 роки тому +7

      That’s what I was thinking. I’m no expert but my mom is and I’ve learned a lot just WATCHING her cook and she’s done the weirdest stuff but the meals turn out AMAZING

    • @smwatertasteslikewater
      @smwatertasteslikewater Рік тому +1

      Ew

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 Рік тому +6

      @@smwatertasteslikewater you’re literally just oblivious to the science of cooking and it shows. It’s just like how people cook with alcohol
      (Edit was a spelling error)

    • @CrazyLittleMonster1994
      @CrazyLittleMonster1994 Рік тому

      Or you can use some baking Soda and avoid the sugar content

  • @xxmeli
    @xxmeli 5 років тому +673

    “I have a bad case of diarrhea , call an ambulance please”

    • @nikiapowell644
      @nikiapowell644 5 років тому +15

      Omg since you commented this I’m gonna say that my cousin has that ad/song thing as their ringtone and after I watched this video I saw them 😂

    • @TheShowerGoblin
      @TheShowerGoblin 5 років тому +4

      Same I was retarded and drowned fries in sugar

    • @callmenawa
      @callmenawa 5 років тому +2

      300 likes in 1 week nice job!

    • @weewoo7202
      @weewoo7202 4 роки тому +4

      I died at that part

    • @aimeesullivan2780
      @aimeesullivan2780 4 роки тому

      I just got done with the first episode of season too where he sings the diarrhea song and learns the dance

  • @bradenbyrne7243
    @bradenbyrne7243 5 років тому +380

    I love how he hits the board so hard the markers fall off
    Thanks for so many likes

    • @thatonegirl5220
      @thatonegirl5220 5 років тому

      Isn't that what he does everytime??lol

    • @smoof9077
      @smoof9077 5 років тому

      What else does he hit hard ;)

    • @smoof9077
      @smoof9077 5 років тому

      So that they fall off

  • @dylandriver9288
    @dylandriver9288 5 років тому +860

    *Omfg that intro was amazing*

  • @nah.shy0945
    @nah.shy0945 Рік тому +14

    “ITS FCKIN PINK, IMA PISS SO HARD” 🤣🤣 that had me dead
    Can’t believe I watched this with a straight face, now i’m older realizing how funny asf this video is

  • @vividravis
    @vividravis 4 роки тому +383

    *"Just dump root beer on a pork roast with bbq sauae"* is a sentence i wasn't expecting.

    • @brandonkinyon9753
      @brandonkinyon9753 4 роки тому +12

      Bro that shit actually works tho... It's really good

    • @brandonkinyon9753
      @brandonkinyon9753 4 роки тому +11

      @Crotchwhistle Purple nah man when you use the root beer, it softens the pork roast and gives it a little bit of a sweeter taste, but you can't taste the root beer at all, it's really good, I promise you, if you try it you won't be disappointed, I could send you the recipe if you'd like lol

    • @brandonkinyon9753
      @brandonkinyon9753 4 роки тому +6

      @Crotchwhistle Purple and I'm not southern lol. I'm just a cook. It's not even an acquired taste either

    • @Eymologymentality
      @Eymologymentality 4 роки тому +9

      [Slowly looks over at can of Monster]

    • @brandonkinyon9753
      @brandonkinyon9753 4 роки тому +5

      @@Eymologymentality do it.. do it now

  • @jonathandyson9858
    @jonathandyson9858 5 років тому +542

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Cathy: “you want another soda secret”

    • @_mislight_
      @_mislight_ 5 років тому +4

      Jonathan Dyson
      The first thing she made looks like what the school calls turkey

    • @Kr1s_G6
      @Kr1s_G6 4 роки тому +5

      You son of a fuck

    • @RealSkutti
      @RealSkutti 4 роки тому +4

      You want another soda secret, you son of a fuck?!

    • @TGIReaper
      @TGIReaper 4 роки тому +2

      Actually, believe it or not, soda’s acidity tenderizes meats fairly well when you put them in a crockpot. I tried it with some chicken on my own to test it, and it actually tasted a little better than normal. I used ginger ale though, so I don’t know if other sodas work well.
      This is more of an informative reply, and I’m just someone on the internet, so you don’t necessarily have to listen to this.

    • @iceatheicewolf2101
      @iceatheicewolf2101 4 роки тому

      TGIReaper I actually wanna try this xD

  • @khloiotaku6073
    @khloiotaku6073 5 років тому +1007

    😂
    I accidentally left the subtitles on from another video, so when I click on this, the first thing I see
    "hell is for lovers who love one another"
    God, I love UA-cam subtitles.

  • @cherylsmith5055
    @cherylsmith5055 3 роки тому +50

    I would love to personally thank you for existing and doing what you do..
    I have a 13 year old son who introduced me to your videos here on UA-cam...a few years ago...
    I'm a single mom working towards my Plumbing apprenticeship...
    Between work, college, and single mom duties sometimes I get a lil burnt out...
    My son knows I need a recharge. I need to feel happy, be it a try not to laugh video or laughing at eachother over jump scares watching you do game play throughs....
    You, SIR....have helped me reset so I can do more in my life then you will ever know...
    Thank you ever so much!!!!

    • @SnorpSnordy
      @SnorpSnordy Рік тому +3

      Underrated comment, Wish Sean saw this

    • @chrisknudsen5686
      @chrisknudsen5686 Рік тому +2

      I hope your apprenticeship is coming along or finished and life is cooler now!

    • @supershasha
      @supershasha 8 місяців тому +1

      How did the apprenticeship go? :D

  • @Spawn-Point
    @Spawn-Point 5 років тому +746

    Sauna Pants = A rampant yeast infection waiting to happen......

  • @ogzelle
    @ogzelle 5 років тому +123

    I can just imagine Jack cleaning up the all the markers after each time he hits the board. He turns off the camera and is like "alright, this again" 😂

  • @user-go6pn9ui7y
    @user-go6pn9ui7y 5 років тому +208

    The laugh song was actually pretty good ! I was not expecting that intro.

  • @alexanderbrown542
    @alexanderbrown542 Рік тому +25

    I love how she starts with 'what if they took 5 minutes' and then goes on to say 'ready when you get home from work'

    • @MichaelLovely-mr6oh
      @MichaelLovely-mr6oh 9 місяців тому +3

      Basically it will take five minutes of prep work to get the food in the Crock-Pot and then it can take eight hours to cook on low heat or four hours on high heat. My personal favorite recipe is the one for smothered pork chops and rice. I just put the rice in the Crock-Pot followed by the pork chops, a can of cream of mushroom soup and two soup cans of water to keep the rice from getting crunchy. Afterwards I simply put the lid on the Crock-Pot and put it on low heat before going to work. When I got home I was able to enjoy a nice filling dinner.

  • @shidosuteshi464
    @shidosuteshi464 5 років тому +435

    9:29
    YOU WANT ANOTHER SODA SECRET, YA SUNUVAFOCK?!

  • @_mad_cat_
    @_mad_cat_ 5 років тому +577

    That opening song cured my depression.

  • @jae2359
    @jae2359 5 років тому +224

    “YAAASSS ITS F*^%ING PINK, IM GONNA PEE SO HARD!” 🤣🤣 It gets me every time.

  • @fewcandleanimations
    @fewcandleanimations 2 роки тому +258

    We all gotta appreciate the laugh song.
    L is for Lovers, who love one another
    A is for Ass, of which I like to eat
    U is for U’re the only one for me
    G is for the only Gamer I see
    H is for Happy, I always feel it
    When you put it together, what do you get?
    LAUGH

    • @ShibeDogetic
      @ShibeDogetic Рік тому +10

      hello everybody and welcome back to Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos

    • @harrytmm
      @harrytmm Рік тому +3

      @@codyroht827 Americas funniest home videos is still going i think

    • @ACFloyd
      @ACFloyd Рік тому +3

      ​@@harrytmm yup, with Carlton 😀

    • @RavenFromAMassacre
      @RavenFromAMassacre Рік тому +4

      Oml Yes, It Seems Everyone Neglects The Laugh Song SOMEBODY DOESN'T NEGLECT THE SONG! MY FAV PART OF THE VIDEO!!!

    • @fewcandleanimations
      @fewcandleanimations Рік тому +1

      @@RavenFromAMassacre lol yeah sometimes I listen to it in my free time

  • @thelazyredpanda1668
    @thelazyredpanda1668 4 роки тому +405

    Drug dealer in the alley: *WANT ANOTHER SODA SECRET?*

    • @randomdudeonyoutube4743
      @randomdudeonyoutube4743 4 роки тому +4

      The lazy Red panda the drug dealer is probably Cathy

    • @MetricCosmos
      @MetricCosmos 4 роки тому +1

      She give bj on the side

    • @aaronking9632
      @aaronking9632 4 роки тому +1

      I was looking thru the comments at this exact moment for something about her..

    • @ack434
      @ack434 4 роки тому

      Want another coke* secret?

    • @theblondebloke
      @theblondebloke 4 роки тому +1

      Crackpot Dump Meals

  • @offroadninja661
    @offroadninja661 5 років тому +514

    OH. MY. GOD. THIS INTRO IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER EXISTED IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

  • @sgtsylund7170
    @sgtsylund7170 3 роки тому +2000

    Funny thing is, I actually own a toilet light. Don’t use red, it looks like the gates of hell have opened in your toilet.

    • @KhaosInductionCreator
      @KhaosInductionCreator 3 роки тому +27

      That pfp is cute

    • @fatalrob0t
      @fatalrob0t 3 роки тому +56

      You mean that's the perfect color for your toilet.

    • @sgtsylund7170
      @sgtsylund7170 3 роки тому +14

      @@KhaosInductionCreator Awe thank you!

    • @sgtsylund7170
      @sgtsylund7170 3 роки тому +18

      @@fatalrob0t Yeah, but it’s not a good colour at night. Give me creepy nightmare vibes at night.

    • @satan3763
      @satan3763 3 роки тому +29

      That sounds like a reason to use it

  • @braydenirving6665
    @braydenirving6665 2 роки тому +10

    It is legitimately not okay that I was 15 when I first saw this video when it came out since I turned 18 just a few days ago and it made me think about everything substantial that's acvtually happened to me and just happened in general, I can't believe that those three years have gone by so fast just in the blink of an eye and that a Jacksepticeye Funniest Home Videos showed me that I need to get my shit together and be more grateful for what I have now and didn't then as well as realizing why I lost somethings and some people since not everything and everyone is meant to stay in our lives forever
    Love you Jack you don't need to hear it from me but keep up the good work you're doing great man

  • @erikasakura7721
    @erikasakura7721 4 роки тому +1054

    "Five minutes or less"
    "Slow cooker"
    "After work..."
    Well is it fast or slow????

    • @jet_star2783
      @jet_star2783 4 роки тому +26

      The world may never know

    • @balls505
      @balls505 4 роки тому +42

      fastn't

    • @PirabeirabaBoy
      @PirabeirabaBoy 4 роки тому +33

      I mean, it is fast to prepare, and slow to cook...? So technically it's both..?

    • @dhwriter0724
      @dhwriter0724 4 роки тому +23

      Probably both. Normally, when I make stew in my crockpot, I would put it together around noon (five minutes or less, depending on ingredients) then put the setting on high. It's done by dinner (about 6pm). I only use my instapot when I want food in 5-10 mins- it's a pressure cooker.

    • @PirabeirabaBoy
      @PirabeirabaBoy 4 роки тому

      @@dhwriter0724 see, called it!
      Thanks for the info

  • @redacted8472
    @redacted8472 5 років тому +180

    The best intro I have ever seen
    *"A for the ASS of which I like to eat"* *~jacksepticeye*

  • @lockede8704
    @lockede8704 4 роки тому +327

    "Just dump and go"
    Sounds like a public restroom.

  • @SchantzyJam18
    @SchantzyJam18 2 роки тому +10

    5:12 Jack's PERFECT reenactment of that girl had me literally dying.

  • @1popcorn44
    @1popcorn44 5 років тому +690

    The intro should be put on to Spotify!

  • @thedungeonmaster4521
    @thedungeonmaster4521 5 років тому +332

    I require a full Laugh song now thanks to that beginning

  • @potatosurfs
    @potatosurfs 4 роки тому +403

    “ YESSSSSS ITS F***ING PINK! IM GONNA PISS SO HARD!”
    says literally nobody in the world ever ever

    • @donotdisturb4979
      @donotdisturb4979 4 роки тому +16

      I laughed so hard when he said that to the point where I started snorting, yes I snort when I laugh.

    • @kingakimoto69
      @kingakimoto69 4 роки тому +2

      @@donotdisturb4979 same and j wheezed so hard!!

    • @nkalam5803
      @nkalam5803 4 роки тому +3

      I say it

    • @thunderlordabove420
      @thunderlordabove420 4 роки тому +2

      Ah assuming that no one says that 😂 I said that once

    • @karlagonzalvez323
      @karlagonzalvez323 4 роки тому

      Says my dustmite

  • @A-Flo
    @A-Flo Рік тому +6

    I was dying at him “ hiding a body” 😂

  • @someonesomeone910
    @someonesomeone910 5 років тому +288

    Oh yeah jack is becoming a Viking boy with this giant beard

    • @lyon_vii
      @lyon_vii 5 років тому +3

      someone someone A Viking BOY

    • @leaderofthelewishpeople6382
      @leaderofthelewishpeople6382 5 років тому +4

      He might cross a bridge though. We saw what happened to our favourite bearded Viking boy.

    • @ShatteredLament
      @ShatteredLament 3 роки тому

      @@leaderofthelewishpeople6382 Which one, Ralof from skyrim in a way is also a bearded viking boy and he's chilling in Riverwood with his sister safely while Skyrim burns to the dragons

    • @hero_lri
      @hero_lri 3 роки тому

      Someone send him a viking helmet and an axe

  • @bunnyboo5053
    @bunnyboo5053 5 років тому +310

    "WaNnA aNoThEr SoDa SeCrEt?!"
    NO WOMAN! NO! PUT THE DAMN CAN DOWN! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LADY PUT IT DOWN!!

  • @gothic.vampyre
    @gothic.vampyre 5 років тому +297

    here's a fun fact about the Sauna pants: for men heat around the peen can cause lowered fertility and for women it can cause infection, so the sauna pants probably arent a good call

    • @blackparademistress1
      @blackparademistress1 5 років тому +33

      As an incredibly cynical person I love fun facts that aren’t fun. Thank you for sharing.

    • @theviolinbee9803
      @theviolinbee9803 5 років тому +4

      ...How do you know this?

    • @gothic.vampyre
      @gothic.vampyre 5 років тому +18

      @@theviolinbee9803 sex ed

    • @theemeraldletsplayer9770
      @theemeraldletsplayer9770 5 років тому +15

      S4WY3R 666 ykw, let’s say I saw my ex in a store, ok, and she grabbed me, brought me to the chicks washroom and flashed her titties, and I didn’t want her at all but OBVIOUSLY I would get a boner, if i were to get those pants and wear it all the time, she wouldnt be able to give me a boner cus of the PANTS
      GENIUSES!

    • @mxwitcher
      @mxwitcher 5 років тому +5

      @@theemeraldletsplayer9770 you guys are getting exes?

  • @emeraldhalloween3269
    @emeraldhalloween3269 3 роки тому +30

    accidently paused at 7:59 and it put me on the floor from laughing so hard XD

  • @Moon_Jam08
    @Moon_Jam08 4 роки тому +1241

    "Capitalism breeds Innovation"
    Innovation: yOu WaNt aNOthEr SoDa sECreT?

    • @lilliangarza4954
      @lilliangarza4954 4 роки тому +11

      This made me explode laugh while I'm watching UA-cam before my kids get up. I they're up now. 😂😂😂😂

    • @Paul_The_Writer
      @Paul_The_Writer 4 роки тому +38

      Ya wAnT anOthEr sOdA sEcrEt, yA sOn oF a fUcK?!

    • @RekkaZaal
      @RekkaZaal 3 роки тому +14

      Funny thing though. Soda legitimately is a good way to tenderize and marinate meat. Cola in particular. And not just as “weird” southern American cooking, I mean like, legit restaurants will use it for pot roasts (I’ve worked at some).

    • @Prowerexem
      @Prowerexem 3 роки тому

      Eww that means your eating chemicals but you are getting more soda I guess

    • @lukasjamesmusic16
      @lukasjamesmusic16 3 роки тому +3

      @Bruzzun Ath'tuch her name is Cathy Mitchell, she's an infomercial person who sells cooking products and cook books.

  • @crabletman8421
    @crabletman8421 5 років тому +604

    No one :
    Cathy: *WANT TO KNOW ANOTHER SODA SECRET*

  • @zayg.4654
    @zayg.4654 5 років тому +115

    I love how when he smacks the board and says 'LAUGH' the markers fall off XD

    • @Anotide
      @Anotide 5 років тому +2

      L is for lovers, who love one another
      A is for ass, of which i like to eat
      U is for ur'e the only one for me
      G is for the only gamer i see
      H is for happy, i always feel it
      When you put it together what do you get>?
      put it together what do you get>?
      what do you get?
      what do you get?, FREAKING LAUGH GODAMN IT!
      Like this Guys it took me so long :(
      PLus im tRyNA hIT 2K AnY HeLp WoUlD Be ApPreciated EnJoy 2019!

  • @sleepyboy633
    @sleepyboy633 2 роки тому +6

    3 years since it was made, and its still fucking mazing and my favorite line in this whole video is "you wanna know another soda secret" lol ive never laughed so much

  • @squidking2679
    @squidking2679 5 років тому +587

    Best JSE quote ever: “YES! ITS PINK! IMA PISS SO HARD!!!”

    • @benjamin9092
      @benjamin9092 5 років тому +7

      Sèan's mom: sèan....... you need to move out....

    • @christythibodeaux9313
      @christythibodeaux9313 5 років тому +6

      WEEELL... I wouldn’t say the BEST quote... the best quote is PMA. And that’s a fact.

    • @elementalsgami1
      @elementalsgami1 5 років тому +4

      I almost peed so hard when I first saw that.

    • @crukoerber3687
      @crukoerber3687 5 років тому

      Piss like you go to the bathroom or drink be he is irish

    • @lonely.toaster
      @lonely.toaster 5 років тому

      Squid King peeper?

  • @Koopa_Killer10
    @Koopa_Killer10 4 роки тому +267

    Jacksepticeye: I need blue before I poo
    Me: Do you need white to take a shite
    5:30

    • @BurntMayo69
      @BurntMayo69 4 роки тому +23

      I need pink to not go in the sink

    • @ieatworms7919
      @ieatworms7919 4 роки тому +15

      He requires black to commence the shat

    • @Robottacked
      @Robottacked 4 роки тому +20

      He needs red to not shit in bed

    • @ccdraws2759
      @ccdraws2759 4 роки тому +10

      I need pink before I make a stink

    • @Astral_Lumine
      @Astral_Lumine 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @BeyondtheAgesStudios
    @BeyondtheAgesStudios 5 років тому +248

    4:09 Robin had too much fun in that bit.

  • @Anthonial_Mjj
    @Anthonial_Mjj 3 роки тому +2

    This is a man who has NEVER seen a crock pot in real life, nor who knows about delicious classic western cooking.

  • @rixch3t445
    @rixch3t445 5 років тому +133

    I freakin love the "LAUGH" intro. I cant stop repeating the damn beginning.

  • @Smittybonez-ii2mi
    @Smittybonez-ii2mi 4 роки тому +703

    Jack: Are toxins stored in your balls?
    Me: Yes sir and I have 2 kids to prove it.

  • @shellyturner7311
    @shellyturner7311 4 роки тому +282

    "WaNt AnOtHeR sOdA sEcReT!?"
    my brain: I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIARRHEA

  • @AbiRabb1t
    @AbiRabb1t 25 днів тому +1

    I thought that those girl at 4:55 were singing "I have a bucket of diarrhea" and I was about to die laughing!

  • @thepoisoncrow5721
    @thepoisoncrow5721 3 роки тому +161

    Here are the essentials for living:
    1. Slow cooker crock pot dump meals
    2. Always be wearing your sauna pants
    3. Put a pootrapusa on your dog
    4. When brushing your teeth, listen to one direction
    5. And don’t shit in the dark with bowl light

    • @Kaile.28
      @Kaile.28 3 роки тому +2

      I agree 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @dansstuff9426
      @dansstuff9426 2 роки тому

      Now I know how 2 live!

  • @junas4166
    @junas4166 5 років тому +85

    That was the best intro ever made in the history of chickens and the kingdom of cats.

  • @elizabethherrera3616
    @elizabethherrera3616 5 років тому +1691

    Me: *Literally 0.1 seconds away from falling alseep*
    Jack: *slams board and yells at the top of his lungs*
    Laugh
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    Laugh Laugh
    Me: *HOLY MOTHER OF THE KAIS!!!*
    Thanks for waking me up, jack alarm

    • @hunter580
      @hunter580 5 років тому +29

      Nice, like how ya made the word laugh out of the word laugh 🤣🤣🤣

    • @blaneboggs5745
      @blaneboggs5745 5 років тому +18

      👏👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 років тому +19

      My alarm is him yelling laugh.
      I have a second one set for right after because it's kinda quiet. I say despite my phone laying on the other side of my room and it woke me, lol.

    • @DRaKe6900
      @DRaKe6900 5 років тому +8

      You have way too much time on your hands

    • @nicolebartholomew27
      @nicolebartholomew27 5 років тому +6

      Bravo man,bravo

  • @DiscoChixify
    @DiscoChixify 2 роки тому +6

    Omg Sauna Pants with an adjustable heat setting would probably feel amazing for period days. I usually use heat on my lower back but I think about how awesome it would feel to have heat on my lower stomach and the tips of my thighs as well. I use a cup with a water tight seal so there’s no leaks or smells, but putting this sauna pant thing on over my yoga pants would probably feel amazing for handling my period pain. They’re marketing this product to the wrong audience.

  • @professortrash203
    @professortrash203 5 років тому +171

    "OMG, it's Pink! IMMA PISS SO HARD!!" I am crying real tears from laughing so hard!! 😂😂🤣

  • @lydiasingleton7231
    @lydiasingleton7231 3 роки тому +684

    "Is it a crock pot you... put poo in? No one would do that... right?"
    me: *sweats in Unus Annus*

    • @engineergayming
      @engineergayming 3 роки тому +34

      UNUS ANUS UNUS A N U S

    • @TenkoVA
      @TenkoVA 3 роки тому +58

      Honestly at this point, we could say unus annus did a bunch of stuff, and a lot of people would probably believe it.

    • @andWaiting
      @andWaiting 3 роки тому +13

      Unus annus unus annus!

    • @EzratheRift
      @EzratheRift 3 роки тому +25

      @@engineergayming omg, Google translate comment option made that hilarious

    • @ace-qt9dr
      @ace-qt9dr 3 роки тому +5

      [REDACTED]

  • @grimgang5222
    @grimgang5222 5 років тому +175

    That intro was so bloody amazing

    • @casualbear6295
      @casualbear6295 5 років тому +3

      Honestly the intros on these videos are amazing and just keep getting better.

    • @notviral22
      @notviral22 5 років тому

      Day By Dave made it he also made a lot of remixes of Jack's voice, one of them is a subnatica remix which sounds amazing.
      I recommend go watching it.

    • @princegeoge9687
      @princegeoge9687 5 років тому

      I found you and yeah you right

  • @Duck0.1
    @Duck0.1 2 роки тому +1

    9:03 meet the glass jars. You know people don't care about us glass jars but if you cook with us I'm sure well crack or melt and ruin your meal. SO DONT PUT US IN CROCKPOTS

  • @somethinggreatishappening8536
    @somethinggreatishappening8536 3 роки тому +921

    funny story: when my little brother was like 7, he used to sleepwalk. one night, my parents and i are watching tv. suddenly, my brother walks in, goes straight into the kitchen, stands in front of the trash can for a good minute, then starts to pull his pants down. he was ready to sleep-piss and it was the most hilarious thing ever when my Mom rushed in drag him off to the bathroom. to this day, he doesn't remember any of it.

    • @sally675
      @sally675 3 роки тому +90

      When my brother was 6 or 7 he went to the toilet and my mom asked if he was okay after 10 minutes of him being in there. Turns out he had fallen asleep washing his hands and had his head in the sink. I woke up to my mom pissing herself laughing at him. It is iconic

    • @isaiahjohnson3487
      @isaiahjohnson3487 3 роки тому +48

      My brother sleep-pissed in the dishwasher once.....😐😐

    • @Divionix
      @Divionix 3 роки тому +36

      One my brother ate some cheese before bed cause that was his sleep walking trigger so we were all sleeping and I woke up to my brother standing in front of my doorway but I couldn't see him because it was dark in our house and he was just standing there with his hands out it really freaked me out I almost scared the shit of of my mom cause I was about to scream trust me if this were you would piss your pants (mabe)

    • @thunderlordabove420
      @thunderlordabove420 3 роки тому +11

      Well nobody remembers sleep walking

    • @alexia1159
      @alexia1159 3 роки тому +15

      my brother sleep-pissed in the fridge one time.

  • @phoenixweckman359
    @phoenixweckman359 4 роки тому +629

    “No, don’t open up your closet..”
    **slowly puts back gay**

  • @night3755
    @night3755 5 років тому +635

    *BEST INTRO EVER*
    Now kids....don't forget to
    *L A U G H*
    Yeah...that...sounds...delicious...
    heh..

    • @n0a.p0a
      @n0a.p0a 5 років тому +1

      Nightingale Dreams made by DayByDave

    • @night3755
      @night3755 5 років тому

      @Spartan-187B ..

    • @jamsheed9867
      @jamsheed9867 5 років тому +1

      H G U A L
      I'm always the other way around.

    • @night3755
      @night3755 5 років тому

      @@jamsheed9867 dnuora yaw rehto eht syawla m'I.

    • @7thDayAdventures
      @7thDayAdventures 5 років тому

      Hindsight's 2020!

  • @Lil_Warrior_Princess
    @Lil_Warrior_Princess 9 місяців тому +1

    *turns the light red and just casually pisses into hellfire*

  • @lumon_lime
    @lumon_lime 5 років тому +159

    It’s easy to install on my dog.
    IT’S EASY TO INSTALL ON MY DOG.
    *IT’S EASY TO INSTALL ON MY DOG.*

    • @ZAYKONN
      @ZAYKONN 5 років тому +3

      What about cats?

    • @georgedog326
      @georgedog326 5 років тому +9

      AVAST ANTIVIRUS HAS DETECTED MALWARE.EXE ON DOGGO.EXE

  • @abnormallylargefrog565
    @abnormallylargefrog565 5 років тому +249

    Sauna pants: exists
    Me: *STEAMED NUTS*

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna 5 років тому +10973

    F is for failure which I am

    • @orin1147
      @orin1147 5 років тому +504

      U is for ugly as fuck

    • @alisadek3485
      @alisadek3485 5 років тому +67

      Taikamuna I know you jacks films right?

    • @alisadek3485
      @alisadek3485 5 років тому +34

      You were at one of his vids

    • @tgriffin1045
      @tgriffin1045 5 років тому +176

      N is no your not

    • @Lucifer_cs
      @Lucifer_cs 5 років тому +137

      K is for kill

  • @crazycarter5205
    @crazycarter5205 3 роки тому +6

    I’ve watched every single one of these videos in the car today. I’ve loved every second of it. I don’t even know how but his soothing (LOUD) voice put me to sleep.

    • @joliebokeh1958
      @joliebokeh1958 3 роки тому

      ... you weren't driving at the time, right?

  • @theplayerofdoom2.o876
    @theplayerofdoom2.o876 5 років тому +194

    5:12 to 5:18
    Jack: IMA PISS SO HARD!!!
    * jacks mom comes in *
    Sean.... Your gonna have to move out
    Jack : but ma.. ITS FUCKING PINK!!!!!

    • @imadescentplayer5315
      @imadescentplayer5315 5 років тому

      Never gets old

    • @evanr5589
      @evanr5589 5 років тому +1

      It is spelled sèan?

    • @ninicolee_
      @ninicolee_ 5 років тому

      @A Notes yeah, it is, but it can also be spelt Seán

    • @confu5ed_
      @confu5ed_ 5 років тому +1

      A Notes no.

    • @reply4732
      @reply4732 5 років тому +3

      ITS FUCKIN PINK IMA PISS SO HARD MOM!!!

  • @templar.
    @templar. 3 роки тому +310

    i love how the subtitles describe jack as "dancing like a child"

  • @AzraqShinji
    @AzraqShinji 3 роки тому +1071

    I can attest, I grew up with a lot of crock pot meals. That woman is a visionary

    • @Frame_Late
      @Frame_Late 3 роки тому +65

      She's a damn prophet. From the struggle meal gods.

    • @kinghidorah5076
      @kinghidorah5076 3 роки тому +3

      @@Frame_Late are you sure? That video has bad quality and her way of presenting her idea was just wack. Like it looks like an old 1980’s ads instead of. A 2018 ad. Like maybe her product is good but the way she presented her idea is just lacking

    • @Frame_Late
      @Frame_Late 3 роки тому +24

      @@kinghidorah5076 more like late nineties/early 2000s.
      And she's spreading the word of the food gods.

    • @DarthRevan666
      @DarthRevan666 3 роки тому +39

      YOU WANT ANOTHER SODA SECRET YOU SON OF A FU-

    • @Shadamyfan-rs8xc
      @Shadamyfan-rs8xc 3 роки тому +4

      I dont really like crock pot meals, but the pizza did look good

  • @zippythewolf2240
    @zippythewolf2240 2 роки тому +1

    Spider loaf: I think you’re fucking stupid
    Jack: well that may be true spider loaf

  • @CrystalTheMeme
    @CrystalTheMeme 5 років тому +320

    what do you get? What do you get?? WHAT DO YOU GET??!
    *LAUGH!!!*

  • @Depression---
    @Depression--- 5 років тому +451

    Me : sees sauna pants
    My mind : CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON A OPEN FIRE

    • @sackofpotatoes4146
      @sackofpotatoes4146 5 років тому +15

      I spit out my pizza rolls when I read that

    • @baraenjoyer5073
      @baraenjoyer5073 4 роки тому +10

      that caught me so off guard my twizzler almost went up my nose holy shit

    • @BlackOpsTooGuy
      @BlackOpsTooGuy 4 роки тому +4

      I thought it was a chowder reference.

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert 4 роки тому +7

      @@sackofpotatoes4146 Jack frost knocking at your nips.

    • @dingdawng
      @dingdawng 4 роки тому +3

      Jack frost nipping *at your tip*

  • @Mattchudon
    @Mattchudon 5 років тому +265

    9:29 YA WANT ANOTHER SODA SECRET

    • @Deedoo_r
      @Deedoo_r 5 років тому +8

      *_TELL EM SODA CATHY SENT YA_*

    • @rosedarkling
      @rosedarkling 5 років тому

      The new Sprite Cranberry meme. :P

    • @thisguy5494
      @thisguy5494 5 років тому

      Ya sonova fuck

  • @jasterthewolf6392
    @jasterthewolf6392 Рік тому +1

    4 years late, but I must say this. At night, just... sit down? All those problems could be solved by just sitting down, no need for a light

  • @glittabones
    @glittabones 5 років тому +281

    Your beard is reaching lumberjack proportions. 💜

  • @addyd6222
    @addyd6222 5 років тому +79

    *musical intro plays*
    Me: suddenly, I am overcome with the urge to get up and dance to this Irishman’s weird yet catchy song

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 5 років тому +697

    I feel a new Jacksepticeye song on the horizon!!! Say it it so

    • @Anotide
      @Anotide 5 років тому +28

      L is for lovers, who love one another
      A is for ass, of which i like to eat
      U is for ur'e the only one for me
      G is for the only gamer i see
      H is for happy, i always feel it
      When you put it together what do you get>?
      put it together what do you get>?
      what do you get?
      what do you get?, FREAKING LAUGH GODAMN IT!
      Like this Guys it took me so long :(
      PLus im tRyNA hIT 2K AnY HeLp WoUlD Be ApPreciated EnJoy 2019!

    • @DaybyDave
      @DaybyDave 5 років тому +16

      hmmmmmm

    • @Anotide
      @Anotide 5 років тому +5

      @@DaybyDave hmmmm?

    • @Anotide
      @Anotide 5 років тому +3

      @@DaybyDave i dare you to call yourself day by daylight dave XD
      for one day see what people do??? will you?

    • @howiejbrown6919
      @howiejbrown6919 5 років тому +3

      It was literally made by a guy on youTube.

  • @Kudlaty771
    @Kudlaty771 Рік тому +7

    7:35 Is this what my mother used to cook? Jesus Christ and she really was crock pot happy too

  • @bleh814
    @bleh814 5 років тому +172

    Nothin better then jack slapping a board that says laugh on it and markers go flying👏👏😂

  • @Boiled.Sorcerer
    @Boiled.Sorcerer 5 років тому +237

    5:12
    YYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!
    IT’S FOOKIN’ PIIIIIIINNKK!!!
    IMA PISS SO HAAAAAARRRRD!!!!
    🤣🤣

    • @sweetcoincidence4048
      @sweetcoincidence4048 5 років тому +4

      This fits perfectly for "Out of context" stuff.

    • @ZAYKONN
      @ZAYKONN 5 років тому +2

      This remembered me of Demoman from TF2

    • @redisaverycoolcolor6520
      @redisaverycoolcolor6520 5 років тому +4

      I read this before I watched that part, and, needless to say, I was extremely confused.

    • @imboredwby4709
      @imboredwby4709 5 років тому +2

      i wanna make it MO FO BLUE

    • @outlaw7331
      @outlaw7331 5 років тому +1

      Same here HarryTheHazza44

  • @onigireee
    @onigireee 4 роки тому +119

    "Oh Lord, Cathy!"
    Nothing has convinced me of his love for informercials as much as this has. Cathy, Sully and Vince must be some of the most famous people in the world.