He Made A Boat Out Of FLEX PASTE - Jacksepticeyes Funniest Home Videos
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- Опубліковано 16 чер 2024
- Phil Swift is back with a brand new flex seal commercial. We have the exclusive scoop on Jacksepticeye's funniest home videos.
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“I just flew in from LA, and boy are my arms tired!”
Lol instant like
Jaaaaaaaaaaaack
Jack play dreams ps4 game
too much fasterbaiting
I want to see him play it as i dont own ps4
Goddamn it, I just got that joke now. That took me way too long to get.
"Alright so we need an idea to advertise pickles"
"Turtle Dicks"
"Sauerländer Gurken, knackig im Biss"
That ad is so disgusting, I'm glad they banned it.
Silver Cheshire As a ninja turtle fan I was deeply disturbed.
Fun fact: Turtles dicks come out of their tails
A man has fallen into the river in Lego City! Start the new rescue helicopter! Hey! Build the helicopter and off to the rescue. Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue. The new Emergency Collection from Lego City!
Silver Cheshire lmao🤣🤣🤣
Jack: there’s no better salesman than Phil Swift
Ronnie Neville: Allow me to introduce myself
GRANNYS GOT ARCHRITIS
@@AsiaThinks ULTIMATE IRISH PEELER
The car salesman from Big Bill Hell's: hold my challenge pissing
Vince from Slapchop
Billy Mays
Me: * downing my cereal milk*
The video: * STOP DRINKING MILK*
Me: * puts down bowl, slightly alarmed*
😂😂
You ruined that cereal, you MONSTER! When will you realize your actions have consequences?!!! ⚡️
I was eating fruity pebbles when he said that and I looked at my spoon and slowly ate the cereal
HAHAA
Miluk
Phil's always ready to repair! Great Flex Scoop about Flex Paste! 💪🔛YEEE-DOGGY!
why does this have no replies or likes-
I'll reply
What
AYYYYYYYYY
has Phil been sniffing any flex-glue?
Come on Jack you missed the best part of "Nap Time!": the part where an actual scientist looks at the bottle and stares at the camera saying "th... this is chloroform."
I agree! LoL
that's not the best part... the entire fucking video is the best part video .
Chloroform is toxic af 😂
But chloroform take like 5 minutes to start working
5 Bars 3G True but MiniLadd on his meme streams seen it a few times his reaction is more pure.
Translation for german ad:
"Mmmm Sauerländer's pickles, crunchy when bitten"
@Parker Behrns "I'm speak" yeah I can see you speak German when the grammar isn't good 😂 but I am the same
11:04
Jack: burn him
Phill : It even works in fire
“Why you screaming nerd?” She probably feels stupid now
I literally only came down here to see if anyone would say this
Yes
@@Gingy437 same
Reminds me of my school. The girls were more mean than the guys.
I'm the 69th like on this comment
“ *why are you screaming nerd* “
jack: *says nothing and smiles*
Night in the Woods 3rd year anniversary!!!
okaymelanie Imagine if she sees this and knows that she’s the one who called jack a nerd
@@thiccdjshag8544 ikr
a few years later: Jack becomes a succesful youtuber while the others work at McDonalds, Jack walks in and says:
Jack: Oh hey guys! Can i get a facken... BIG MAAAAAAAAAAAC!
Should've made this comment on that video
‘Phil swift is the greatest seller in the world’
Vince from slap chop: Am I a joke to you?
*irishsalesman nervous sweating intensifies
Ya aeint never hyeard o'the Ronnie Nevelle have ye?
Phil is a legend
Jack:Because laughter-
Me:.......
Me: BECAUSE LAUGHTER WHAT'S JACK!
I seriously say there for 5 minutes waiting for the end
Phil Swift burning at the stake: “NOW THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE!!!!”
shadowthetwisted LOT*
i know you're joking, but it is the only thing he won't be able to patch up if he ever needs to be defeated.
"you can't drink milk straight it's a crime"
Fine I'll drink it gay then
I've been drinking it gay my whole life so I've been fine
@@theonionsystem7779 that's the only way to drink it now, so your safe from the milk police 😂😂😂
I'm always drinking milk gay though xD
I’m about as straight as a cooked noodle, so I think I’m good.
I am curious, can you drink milk bisexual and no binary,
Hi here we ask the real questions of life
“Just because I lied doesn’t mean it’s not true” always cracks me up
Me coming back here in 2021: THERE ARE PARTS CUT OUT EXCUSE ME SIDHENUSHDH
OK I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME
Right!? It threw me off so much!!
Yeah, it happened to me too, thought youtube was lagging or some shit lmao
My God, finally I find a comment about it lmao I had to scroll so much!
Thought I was nuts
Jack: “There’s no better salesman than Phil Swift”
Slap Chop guy: *Sad Slap Chop noises*
Ahh, Vince Offer. Poor bastard became all but obsolete once Phil hit the scene
I feel like everyone forgot Billy Mays 😭
I cannot think of sad slap chop noises as anything other than mustard baiting.
😂😂😂
Press F in the chat for Slap Chop guy
The German part was 'Mmmmh, Sauerländer pickles. Crunchy to bite' btw
That is _horrific._ I think I was better off not knowing!
IncrediBelleJessi Thank you I’ve been looking through the entire comments section for this
this sounds horrible in German already but reading this in English is even worse..
hmmm not as bad as expected haha
@@jacksepticeye they still compared it to a turtle's wiener though 😏🐢🍆
He didn't show the scientist looking at the naptime bottle and going "It's chloroform!"
I love that every UA-camr that’s reacted to a Phil Swift infomercial has agreed that Phil has gone insane from the amount of flexglue or flex paste he’s been exposed to
"Why are people so obsessed with not being able to drink milk straight?"
*screams in lactose intolerance*
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I just don’t like milk-
RescueRex70 someone’s fed up with Raid: Sponsorship Legends
@@RavenUwU605 it's a bad game that almost every UA-camr is sponsored by, and it's a funny copypasta
*screams in gay*
Jack: *shouts*
Random girl: Why are you screaming nerd?
Jack: *just smiles and giggles it away*
That got my heart dude..Thats a sweet tater indeed
did he really do that ???????
that was really funny
@@sweetpanda8323 check at 2:49 haha
@@wegocray3830 yes I mean really why did he do that ?
@@sweetpanda8323 well seàn said he wanted nachos or was it tacos before it played...But we'll never know what what our tater jackiboi was thinking at that time hahah
@@wegocray3830 lol hahahaha XD
Jack : I'm not fixing the focus on my camera
me who's watching in 144p : dang.
Was feeling a lil depressed, then I remembered I fucking love watching Sean laugh at dumb commercials and memes. Thanks man
Billy Mays: "HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR..."
Jack: "He just says the same thing every time"
Me: *TOP OF THE MORNING 1 million times flashback...*
Just shove it up your ass!
Fuck you Baltimore go to hell
Lol
Isn't Billy Mays dead?
Random fact: The oldest “your mom” joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet.
yes
Wait... seriously?
Wow
I bet it said your mom looks like a stinky boy mammoth
@@zee1331 Yes
Captain America: "My shield is made of Vibraniam"
Phil: "Can your shield hold against everything and anything in the universe...if not you should get FLEX PASTE"
Captain America: If my shield was covered in this, "Flex Paste", Will it able to destroy Thanos?
@@dmisnow Steve _would_ immediately take it seriously xD
4:20 it took me forever to realize that this was one of the Death Note openings. How whenever I hear it when watching Death Note I just laugh XD
Worst anime opening ever imo
Phil: *shows flex paste*
Jack: I really wanna eat it
Y?
Parker Green the real question is
*̷̡̢̨͍̩̥͔͍̤̪̰̮̗̘̹͍̟̳͈̟̬̼̳̪̿͐̈́̂̈́̓͊̀̋̅W̴̨̡͙̘̰͙̣̻͋̇͋̓̌̑͑̾̈Ḧ̸̨̡̪̩̰́̎̄͗̃̀̂̐͒̑͑̅̍̓̐̈͠Y̸͖̩̰̹͂̊̄͐̿̂̈̈́̓̍͑̀̈́͆̓͊͘̚͝͝ ̶̧̨̦͇̺̗̳̦͖͍͉̳̮̫̘͖̹͇̍͒̔̏͜͜ͅŅ̸̡̡̢͍̪̣͎̱̭̰̟̹̞͎̟̩͚̻̝̪̺̪̂̓̑̊̎̐̐̽̐͊̉̈͜͠O̶̧̢̦͚̮͈̜̘̜̣͎̲͚̫̲͈̠̼͉͛Ṫ̷̫͚̩̗̺͉͂̎̒͜͝ͅ*̶͙̯͉̥̻̘̲̫͇̣̥͈̜͙̦̻̅́̋͐̚͝
@@hithere4350 holy fuck chill out satan
@@jennifermckenzie5632 ok u want chill?
why not?
@@msaankon3796 chill
E can be served with cheese
Phil swift: exists
Billy Mays: ah finally, a worthy heir.
I MISS Billy mays
@@okaysomething-ef1cx Yeah what happened to him was sad... So random
Our careers will be legendary!
Mono sees The Hyum
Mono: Yes, perfect
OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING XD
Omg, that was first thought 😂
Phil Swift introduces a new flex tape product in the form of paste
Jack: "I wanna eat it"
Jack still have dat baby-face even though he entered the world of being a boomer.
Boi you got hearted by the king of Ireland
!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have to be born at a certain time
You can’t turn boomer it’s not how it works boomers are like 50-64 now
He has a fountain of youth
@@imnotsofunny824 if you you saw his video about entering the age 30, you know what I mean by boomer haha.
The German add said: "Sauerländer pickles, crisp when you bite them" as a loose translation. In case someone wants to know :)
Cheshire Cat thank you! :)
That makes a lot more sense than something about an Imbiss, which is what I heard.
You know german too ?
It sounded VERY sexual
As a fellow german I was suprised to see my native language in this video and being able to understand it
I wish i couldnt understand it tho
I love how Phil Swift literally gave the internet the greenlight the best way possible in his Flex Paste commercial
Am I the only one who immediately thought that an edit of him saying his arms were tired from flying back with just "ba da buh ba buh buh" after would be great
6:18 the commercial says:
Sauerländer pickles. Crunch in every bite.
I hate how seductively it's said, considering the rest of the ad
Ah yes don't you wanna take a bite of that NICE CRUNCHY TURTLE D-CK
@@blake.the.wolf1 -
@@blake.the.wolf1 shape shift man no-
Beat me to it. Danke.
"Mommy can i have a Popsicle?"
"No honey you'll spoil -
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!*
27 likes no one can be aresd to comment
@@Joshua_Simpson_Piano say that again lol what is aresd
*grabs naptime bottle*
You should watch that channel called flying kitty called flying kitty Phil Swift it's very funny
@@lieutenant5458 wtf is that
"No chickens harmed"
Jack: What about Phil?
Jack, thank you for being around. You have no idea about how much you are helping me without even knowing. Sending lots of love
7:20 it's all might himself!
“THIS THE THE HJONKANING” Jack, those are ducks
Its Quankening then
Look at all those chickens!
Quack!Quack! Am duck!
This is reduckulous
He said "this what it looks like" 😅
"There's no better salesman than Phil Swift"
Sad Vince noises
Sad Billy Mays noises
Vince is second place
JustinHo98 Billy Mays is third place.
Vince got arrested I think
I ANTHONEE SULLY VAN FOR DA HOOG WAHSH
I legit got emotional seeing the Billy Mays commercial. RIP you amazing informercial King
Mono: “I’ll take your entire stock!” 4:58
XD
Sasha Six and them.
Sean: Screams
Random girl: Why you screamin nerd?
That killed me 😂
Look up jacksepticeye vines there are more
It felt awkward
I actually got that video on my recommended. apparently it was a vine and he did multiple other vine videos.
GXmody I wasn’t expecting that video. Honestly I thought he forgot about that
“Germans are not that easily offended”
*laughs in both world wars*
Blue Dragon Entertainment golden 😂😂
Blue Dragon Entertainment *laughs in Cold War and Vietnam war*
I saw this when I was 5 or 6 but still funny
I thought the first one started bc of the assassination of that ...Ferdiand guy (?).
XD
"There is no greater salesman in infomercials than Phil Swift"
Spamton: I BEG TO [[Differ]]
He cut out the challenge pissing part for big bills hell
Why Jack
Monetization probably
@UCy_bCTUsx03vVbcUfnHyMAQ doubt FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE! as the first line is monetizable
@@burp2019 youtube
I'm more upset that he cut out the "and it better not bounce or you're a **dead motherfucker**."
14:29
Jack: "I used to love drinking regular milk!"
Me sipping on my glass of regular milk: "Cheers bro I'll drink to that"
Kaden Rosser lmao, I can't relate cause I'm lactose intolerant😂
Holy shit was that an Eric Andre reference??
I was drinking the milk from my cereal when he said that
@@dabada110 bet your ass it was
Hell yeah brother
You know, I'm glad my mom also enjoys Jack's videos, but it's weird to hear her sing in the kitchen "A is for ass, of which I like to eat."
@x x strangely enough, this isn't the first time I'm happy she's single 😂😂😂
That is the greatest mom ever my parents will kill me if they see me watching him
@@Zelenia oh my god I just imagine if she had a boyfriend how he would read
this is the funniest thing i've read all week
SO WHOLESOME!!!!!!
the desperation in his voice in the third “STOP” at 6:06 SENT ME TO THE FUCKING MOON DUDE😂💀
10:59 HIS FACE!!😂😂
So nobody is gonna talk about how 13:59 is 2 dudes playing nutaku
We never had this conversation
It's hilarious how people watch the same people and have similar......"hobbies(?)"
This never happened
Jack (jokingly): “Oh my god, he’s making a boat”
Phil: *Actually makes a boat*
Jack: 😮
Yes
Mickey 1029 yes
👁👄👁
🤯
JonTron reacted to phil swift
"Mmm, Sauerländer Gurken, knackig im biss."
As a german, I'll simply confirm; They're basically talking about very firm pickles 😂
Sauerländer Gurken are pretty firm doe, love em till this day xD
Ach ein deutsche/r!
Maleria oh yeah I died when I heard that. My German ain’t that good but oh man that had me dead.
I'll never look at pickle like it was ever again
Als Sauerländer, bin ich grade sehr emberrased..
Jack: Voice Cracks
Also Jack: Voice Cracks more to cover it up and to make it look on purpose
When he screams at 2:50 and you hear “why are you screaming nerd” and then it just turns the camera around and he’s happy🤣
The German commercial said: "hmm, Sauerländer pickles, crunchy" ..essentially
I-
Thats uh-
Fuck now I will never see the ninja turtles the same way
“Just cause I lie doesn’t mean it’s not true”
-Jack 2020
brad seidl so tue realest saying I head ever
jack: there is no greater salesman in the history of infomercials than phil swift
vince offer: am i a joke to you
I didn’t know I needed 100 Jacksepticeye’s yelling at me at once with the slapping sound but I’m so glad I found it
I swear now it's just been turned into: "Jacksepticeye's Funniest Commercials"
I know right?
oleethepolly true tho
oleethepolly ikr XD
Lol
Yes
I was literally like, who was that rlly stupid guy who screamed in the class room? Like, who would do that. Then the camera panned to the innocent face of the culprit and it all made sense
Josh Sitler omfg i used to use that profile pic, it says like a boss!🤜🏻
@@namrepus9947 yessir 😂
How do I suggest a funny video?
“Because laughter………..” we will never know what was gonna be said afterwards 🥲
As one would say, “Phil, the one that has created the un destroyable.”
Jack: "hey at least I'm consistent"
Everyone: the intro and outro are kinda dead
The intro and outro: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?
Hey! Robins fault!
Sadly they have 😣😔😣😔
@@PercieGuthrie no its jacks for not doing it in the video
Cooper Guthrie how?
The L.A.U.G.H song never gets old
Nobody:
Jack when he sees Flex Paste:
"I really wanna eat it!"
I mean, it looks like black nutella
“Flex paste tastes super shit”
Stfu
looks like vegemite
The hejonkaning coming to cinemas near you
“There’s no better salesman than Phil Swift”
Vince Offer: *sad slap chop noises*
Big Bill Hell's sound like a Rick and Morty commercial, like from the inter-dimensional television.
JACK: "What can Ninja Turtles do to get banned?"
JACK: "oh no."
I am very crazy and mad. (im youtuber)
the german ad said "
Mmm, Sauerland pickle, crispy."
Wtf were they thinking, making that comercial
Scheisse who knew Germans were into turtles
Its even more disturbing when you can understand it with that voice and then have to probabbly eat a pickle the following week. I will never get that out of my mind.
@@jiru3138 o
cripy if only all the turt d i ate was a picle
12:17
Phil: *uses flex paste boat*
Meanwhile fishes are dying from toxic chemicals
“Just because I lied doesn’t mean it’s not true.”
Jack - 2020
"WHY ARE YOU DRINKING MILK STRAIGHT?"
Me: *drinking milk straight*
What? Do you need to be gay to drink milk now?
I was gay, even without the milk, so it's a lose lose situation either way
Demon
Not gonna lie
The Flex Seal Family of Products would not be the same without Phil Swift
Omfg the king hearted you
Without our lord and savior Phil Swift, flex tape would just be yet another “As Seen On TV” product...
7:54 is jimmy from at dead of night
2:14
I really wanted him to watch wabbit season more than any Christmas Gift I ever have or will ever get
Today's fact: The most popular item at Walmart is bananas. They sell more bananas than any other single item they have in stock.
W...why
Facterino Commenterino thank you for this information
Facterino Commenterino wow thanks for that
As a Walmart cashier, I can confirm this.
Bananas are fricken delicious
phil swift: "this paste fills any hole and penetrates deep." jacks brain: "just put it in my mouth please"
Sean: You aren't going to kill a chicken are you?
Yeah in the face why?
Your laughter is like flex paste™, it healed my soul 🥰
"As long as you're laughing - who cares about anybody else?"
That's what I said at court.
It didn't work.
“The Mona Lisa should be naked”
*Yoshikage Kira wants to know your location*
Killer Queen, Google-Maps No Bakudan.
Yes I very much do
Yira Koshikage fake ID
Yay jojo reference
Always brighten up my day lol from the first second lol
I've seen all these vids but watching him react to them is the best thing ever.
Jack: "Cause Laughter..." video ends
me: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THIS!!!!
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
12:48 *sad vince noises*
It’s weird, random parts of his videos relative to the time around this video have been cut out
@@Mr_Coolcreeper u realized that too? I thought my phone was bugged. It's pretty weird to be honest, it's in almost every vid that has been posted in 2020 or something like that.
The German Ad said : "Sauerländer Gurken, knackig im biss" Basically saying Sauerländer Cucumber crunchy with every bite
Wunderbar
Ich hab nur die Kommentare gelesen um einen zu finden der es übersetzt haha
Fichtl’s Lied.
Mmm.. crunchy ninja turtle d*cc
“Hide that hideous face before i give you away” I always lost, all the families were better then me at it.
Congrats jack on your success
“Why are you screaming nerd”
We all felt that
Wholly cow thanks for all the likes
In the commercial it said: "Mmmmmmm, Sauerland Pickles: juicy in the bite"
Is it really banned in German or is it just clickbait?
crunchy not juicy
@@warwasnotinvited yeah.. technically, but it wouldnt really make sense if translated that way...
@@tjorbeneckermann1862 how does crunchy pickles not make sense? them's the best pickles.
@@tjorbeneckermann1862 i disagree^^ makes just as much sense, since it's a literal translation and you can't just completely change one word. but who cares apart from myself
I appreciate how you demonstrate what it feels like when someone is trying to talk to me without my full attention and we are in a loud space.
Always good to see the whiteboard and lights again
Seán is like a Pokemon: He's constantly evolving
Meanwhile, Felix: "it's evolving, just backwards"
nice touch with the á
Yeh...especially the hair xD
Pretty sure he already has Mega Evolved
He's past mega evolution...
He is primal Jacksepticeye, now...
“There’s no other salesmen that is better than Phil swift
Vincent from slap-chop: Umm
slap my nuts
Didn't he beat his wife though?
@@Bulls_Aye its ok hes a meme so its perfectly ok.
13:30 my whole family drinks straight milk
“To show you the power of this flextape, I sawed this chicken in half”
"Phil Swift is the greatest salesman"
Vince from Slap Chop: *whomst has awakened the ancient one*
It's actually "whomst has awakened the almighty one"
Weird flex but okay.
I've been waiting on so glad your back!!!!!!
I love that the video just ends without finishing the laughter is the
Burn Phil swift
*skin peels to reveal flex seal*
Phil: finally, a worthy opponent