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  • @Piper-z6r
    @Piper-z6r 5 років тому +5307

    the transition between "bingo" and "laugh" is soooo smooth

  • @that_boi_BK
    @that_boi_BK 5 років тому +1025

    "Look at my nuts,"
    "With just one hand"
    *"Even kids can do it!"*
    Oh no

  • @mehgreyson
    @mehgreyson 5 років тому +4579

    Vince: **exists**
    Any food within a walking distance: **chuckles** I’m in danger

  • @shiftyburger5809
    @shiftyburger5809 2 роки тому +376

    Even after 3 years, Sean freaking out when Vince starts speeding away with the Slap Chop advertisement still makes me laugh- XD

  • @user-gs2bw9ej6c
    @user-gs2bw9ej6c 5 років тому +8129

    1:00 that was the smoothest transition I have ever seen in my life

    • @cherryrize-foxtrot-1376
      @cherryrize-foxtrot-1376 5 років тому +452

      It absolutely is I kept rewinding it's so good

    • @desuk_halo
      @desuk_halo 5 років тому +112

      😂 it is!

    • @GmrGy611
      @GmrGy611 5 років тому +269

      I’m still befuddled on how he got that to be so smooth and whole.
      I don’t understand!!

    • @mr.lordelliott017
      @mr.lordelliott017 5 років тому +146

      it was buttery

    • @DoctorX17
      @DoctorX17 5 років тому +58

      @@GmrGy611 I know his secret....

  • @annabellemueller1078
    @annabellemueller1078 4 роки тому +2887

    Jack: don’t put butter on veggies
    Also jack: wants to eat straight butter

    • @acid_milktea9106
      @acid_milktea9106 4 роки тому +19

      Who doesn't 🙃

    • @Sode_GrapeNephilim
      @Sode_GrapeNephilim 4 роки тому +32

      I drank butter one time. I hated it. I felt unhealthy for some reason.

    • @acid_milktea9106
      @acid_milktea9106 4 роки тому +39

      @@Sode_GrapeNephilim hmmmmm you must have not ate enough

    • @Sode_GrapeNephilim
      @Sode_GrapeNephilim 4 роки тому +20

      @@acid_milktea9106 please no. Don't force me to drink more butter😫

    • @acid_milktea9106
      @acid_milktea9106 4 роки тому +8

      @@Sode_GrapeNephilim ok:3

  • @juliannac3710
    @juliannac3710 5 років тому +791

    Vince: abusing potatoes
    Sean: we don't do that here

    • @denniswalker995
      @denniswalker995 5 років тому +8

      Vince says it's a potato but it looks like a apple

    • @kingofallhallowseve
      @kingofallhallowseve 5 років тому +11

      My good human, I agree. But I’ve used a slap chop, because my friend has one. It’s freaking great

    • @bubblescangame
      @bubblescangame 5 років тому +1

      King Undead So between us we have confirmed that both the slap chop and bowl like work. Who else has bought this shit? We need to verify this shit

  • @Affrantom
    @Affrantom 3 роки тому +651

    I love how Jack genuinely looks scared of Vince

    • @skechyassmofo
      @skechyassmofo 3 роки тому +24

      Well, anyone who knows his history is rightly scared.

    • @8l751
      @8l751 2 роки тому +9

      @@skechyassmofo what did he do?

    • @joshuarubenstein2298
      @joshuarubenstein2298 2 роки тому

      @@8l751 he hired a hooker, she bit the tip of his tounge off and he beat the shit out of her. He was later arrested.

    • @JoshCreepa
      @JoshCreepa 2 роки тому

      @@8l751 beat the absolute shit out of a prostitute when she bit onto his tongue and wouldn’t let go. Don’t know why that would make him scary though. Unless you’re a stupid prostitute that bites peoples’ tongues and won’t let go, in which case you deserve to have some sense knocked into you.

    • @Stanfordscienceman
      @Stanfordscienceman Рік тому +4

      He finally found a louder man

  • @amalgamationprime3168
    @amalgamationprime3168 5 років тому +3768

    People reacting to Jacksepticeye: This guy has so much energy.
    Vince: Hold my nuts.

  • @javaidbakhsh2427
    @javaidbakhsh2427 3 роки тому +2507

    The transition from “Bingo” to Laugh was TOO FUCKING SMOOTH!

  • @snorrilogason4063
    @snorrilogason4063 4 роки тому +1102

    That transition between “Bingo” and “Laugh” was FLAWLESS! 0:58

  • @GojoSwungg
    @GojoSwungg 3 роки тому +168

    Jack: "You walk past the kitchen and you hear *slap* *slap* *slap* , what's he doing in there?" He's beating the meat...

    • @DrYeet2704
      @DrYeet2704 3 роки тому +2

      THIS DESERVES MORE LIKEX.

    • @GojoSwungg
      @GojoSwungg 3 роки тому

      @@DrYeet2704 Cheers!

    • @skechyassmofo
      @skechyassmofo 3 роки тому +1

      He beats more than meat... 👀😬

  • @stealthilyanonymous6150
    @stealthilyanonymous6150 3 роки тому +1836

    "The fabric in this bulletproof vest is so strong... it can stop a speeding bullet!"
    WELL I FUCKIN HOPE SO-

    • @jordenstrother2227
      @jordenstrother2227 3 роки тому +25

      Facts

    • @idaxius_
      @idaxius_ 3 роки тому +21

      Underrated

    • @johnbarr3267
      @johnbarr3267 3 роки тому +75

      Bullets have speed limits? Does the vest pull them over?

    • @DrJoseaJavier
      @DrJoseaJavier 3 роки тому +24

      @@johnbarr3267 the bullets slow down a bit when passing the vest.

    • @ch4rlesiv115
      @ch4rlesiv115 3 роки тому +17

      “Yeah, I sure hope it does”

  • @AlchemistoftheSea
    @AlchemistoftheSea 4 роки тому +893

    "From one energetic, fast-talking, loudmouth to another, *sLoW tHE fUCk DowN*, okay?!"
    Jack is officially the motor-mouth standard we should all strive for.

    • @FireNinja666
      @FireNinja666 3 роки тому +16

      Spitting straight facts!

    • @Cardinalt
      @Cardinalt 3 роки тому +12

      @@FireNinja666 at high speeds and high volumes

  • @meganlocker9700
    @meganlocker9700 4 роки тому +1586

    Me: **drops butter**
    House: **explodes**

  • @Same_Local.Insomnic
    @Same_Local.Insomnic 3 роки тому +86

    2:09 his smile when they introduced EZ BUTTER melts my heart

  • @mr_gamex6824
    @mr_gamex6824 5 років тому +680

    Nobody:
    Jacksepticeye: *very loud noises*
    Vince: *slamming potatoes hard on desk*
    Jackabio: JESUS

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 5 років тому +9

      JACKABIO HES EVOLVED FROM SEPTIC TO BIOWEAPON

    • @rosesbloom324
      @rosesbloom324 5 років тому +7

      @@thelegacyshow4248 RUN, HES UNSTOPPABLE NOW, WE'RE FUCKING DOOMED

    • @IfonlyIwasaGecko
      @IfonlyIwasaGecko 5 років тому +4

      YES

    • @lioluv
      @lioluv 5 років тому +1

      I LOVE THESE REPLIES

  • @hannasummers4771
    @hannasummers4771 4 роки тому +2582

    Okay but whY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE SEAMLESS TRANSITION WHEN HE SLAPPED THE BOARD

    • @toxickrush
      @toxickrush 4 роки тому +58

      Because he only masked the word bingo over there word laugh and removed it as he slapped the board. Not a transition but a simple asset removal

    • @maxrow4728
      @maxrow4728 4 роки тому +43

      @@toxickrush still pretty cool thougg

    • @rainbowworld6927
      @rainbowworld6927 4 роки тому +29

      The first time I watched this video I thought it was magic from the laughing man himself.

    • @lookipooki4932
      @lookipooki4932 4 роки тому +22

      @@toxickrush dont ruin it buddy

    • @toxickrush
      @toxickrush 4 роки тому +20

      I realized I became Captain Disillusion for a second there xD sorry

  • @averiakerliak2748
    @averiakerliak2748 4 роки тому +1711

    “Ah I fakin love bacon.”
    Last thing a pig hears before it enters the slaughter room.

  • @Dustin_Platt
    @Dustin_Platt 9 місяців тому +55

    Imagine you're in a restaurant and the server brings out the EZButter like it's the parmesan man from Olive Garden.

    • @christianparrish3292
      @christianparrish3292 7 місяців тому +3

      I totally forgot about that. I haven't been in olive garden in years.

  • @miarautio1746
    @miarautio1746 5 років тому +344

    No one:
    Whiteboard:
    Sean: LAUGH *slaps whiteboard very aggressively*
    Whiteboard*cries in red, blue, green, orange, and purple*

  • @zipfy6
    @zipfy6 4 роки тому +772

    “OOOHH! I can’t wait to butter my muffins”
    -Jacksepticeye 2019

  • @abottleofcranberryjuice4311
    @abottleofcranberryjuice4311 5 років тому +576

    "He would be able to sell water to a drowning man"
    Jack's Quote of the year

  • @KotoneShiomi98
    @KotoneShiomi98 3 роки тому +43

    Sean: *in his kitchen slapping food with Slap chop*
    Evelyn (not sure how to spell it!): there he goes again...abusing our food

  • @icemagiciangh
    @icemagiciangh 5 років тому +374

    “You can’t start a video with a gun shot!”
    * Robin inserts Sean’s high five intro *
    Very nice, Robin. Very nice 👏🏻

    • @makenzie.5866
      @makenzie.5866 5 років тому

      Gallifreyan_Hunter you mean Vince?

    • @wasp2272
      @wasp2272 5 років тому

      Kenziedog who the fuck is Vince

    • @makenzie.5866
      @makenzie.5866 5 років тому

      Gallifreyan_Hunter was a misunderstanding ok I’ll go know
      - leaves -

    • @poisontippedsword3457
      @poisontippedsword3457 5 років тому

      I would kill to hear that sound effect more....

  • @FIZZZBOT
    @FIZZZBOT 3 роки тому +2921

    Best quotes is this video:
    "I can't wait to butter my muffins."
    "You add the pickle, you add the onion."
    "You're gonna love my nuts."

    • @tausiftaha12
      @tausiftaha12 3 роки тому +149

      "We're gonna make america skinny again, one slap at a time!"
      "If I can do it with one finger, you can do it with your whole hand, kids can do it."
      "*G A W L I C*"

    • @ez6624
      @ez6624 3 роки тому +75

      “Just enjoy the simple pleasure of a heart attack.”

    • @gangstacheez3334
      @gangstacheez3334 3 роки тому +49

      'Vince is sitting there molesting food'

    • @bellarhodes3619
      @bellarhodes3619 3 роки тому +35

      no no no the best quote was
      Jack: we are deffinetly a real family and not paid actooooooooooooooooooooooooors

    • @ResidentReapR
      @ResidentReapR 3 роки тому +12

      PTSD from the slap chop advert

  • @gh0stlyonyoutube
    @gh0stlyonyoutube 5 років тому +376

    15:28
    Actor:
    “ The fabric in this *bullet-proof vest* can stop a *speeding bullet* “
    Me:
    “ Hm, yes ”
    “ *the floor here is made out of floor* ”

    • @sandwichboi8874
      @sandwichboi8874 5 років тому +6

      Big brain

    • @blakebrill3903
      @blakebrill3903 5 років тому +6

      “Hm, yes, the floor is matter”

    • @Jaketheaxman
      @Jaketheaxman 5 років тому +14

      But it's not even the fabric that stops it. Its the plates inside that do. The fabric just catches the broken bits of the bullet so that they don't go all over the place and hit everybody around it. Shame on that salesman. Now Florida man is going is going to wrap that hose around himself when robbing a gun store. I guess that's a good thing, but good people could be mislead too.

    • @Chaileso
      @Chaileso 5 років тому +2

      Jaketheaxman go home bro

    • @arandomsquidward7761
      @arandomsquidward7761 5 років тому +2

      69 likes
      Hehe

  • @Hakuryuuishotaf
    @Hakuryuuishotaf 3 роки тому +109

    2 years ago Vince showed us the new best thing- the slap chop
    But now we have the next best thing...
    ✨Ronnie✨
    ✨And his ultimate Irish prep bowl✨
    We have a new God-

    • @chloehenry5039
      @chloehenry5039 2 роки тому +2

      and yet we are still waiting for Jack to use the slap chop

    • @Hakuryuuishotaf
      @Hakuryuuishotaf 2 роки тому

      @@chloehenry5039 HE'S TAKING FOREVER!!!!!

    • @chloehenry5039
      @chloehenry5039 2 роки тому +2

      @@Hakuryuuishotaf we need to take a stand and rally the troops if 5,000 people can get a sonic moddle changed what can 28M of us can do

    • @thetwomind5912
      @thetwomind5912 2 роки тому +1

      And grannies still got arthritis

    • @Hakuryuuishotaf
      @Hakuryuuishotaf 2 роки тому

      @@thetwomind5912 RIP Granny...

  • @srr486
    @srr486 5 років тому +667

    “Here’s how to order.”
    *Absolute Silence*

  • @dreepy7603
    @dreepy7603 4 роки тому +382

    “Here’s how to order!”
    **complete silence**
    **even more silence**

  • @whatokay_
    @whatokay_ 4 роки тому +467

    That transition was pure art. It was seamless. He looked like he didn’t move

  • @CraftyCheshire
    @CraftyCheshire 3 роки тому +11

    "It's alive! RICHARD"
    I about pissed myself lmfaooo

  • @lucycosta3229
    @lucycosta3229 4 роки тому +1630

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Jack: *sexualizes butter*

    • @thatonenotmentallyillmf3199
      @thatonenotmentallyillmf3199 4 роки тому +15

      How does he do it? Marvellous

    • @lvvainio6177
      @lvvainio6177 4 роки тому +28

      Yeah spread it on my muffins

    • @iceicicle3046
      @iceicicle3046 4 роки тому +17

      People have done it before and it will be done again as r34 says "if it exists theres porn of it" whether you like it or not

    • @itz_pix7722
      @itz_pix7722 4 роки тому +3

      Its 1am rn and i cant stop 😂 laughing

    • @galio7741
      @galio7741 3 роки тому +2

      People have been doing it for a long time, trust me.

  • @editae._3424
    @editae._3424 5 років тому +441

    10:05 While Jack was going on about making fun of Vince, I was thinking:
    *"YOU WANT PYRAMIDS? WE GOT EM BABY!"*

    • @acbriones8422
      @acbriones8422 5 років тому +19

      Project Human you want pets? EASY!!

    • @pewdiepieisking1454
      @pewdiepieisking1454 5 років тому +23

      THIS GAME IS STILL RELEVANT GOD DAMNIT!

    • @mr.vincec6402
      @mr.vincec6402 5 років тому

      He bullys me

    • @kand.4138
      @kand.4138 5 років тому +3

      *game theme music starts playing*

    • @himeoftwili
      @himeoftwili 5 років тому +1

      I could hear this comment before finishing it. x)

  • @yuli.gg.o
    @yuli.gg.o 5 років тому +678

    that editing between bingo and laugh was so smooth I had to watch it 30 times

  • @KittyKatReacts
    @KittyKatReacts Рік тому +23

    11:26 Vince: you’re gonna love my nuts
    Me: that’s way out of context 😂

  • @slate8757
    @slate8757 5 років тому +168

    The white board changing from “bingo” to “laugh” has truly baffled me... Jack is either a level 3 Wizard or that editing is just 👌🏻

    • @maxrequisite
      @maxrequisite 5 років тому +18

      I'm sticking with the wizard theory

    • @skllcrshr_121
      @skllcrshr_121 5 років тому +2

      @@maxrequisite same

    • @kkDIYstarkk
      @kkDIYstarkk 5 років тому +3

      Watching it in slow mo is even better

    • @jwo1f287
      @jwo1f287 5 років тому +2

      Hes just secretly the leader of the magic circle

    • @z3r0spirit49
      @z3r0spirit49 5 років тому +2

      Level 500 wizard

  • @Animegeek90s
    @Animegeek90s 5 років тому +663

    "if you're going to eat your greens, don't slather it with butter."
    Me: *Stares in Southern*

  • @ohmbettafish323
    @ohmbettafish323 5 років тому +402

    0:54 the editing is incredible.

    • @gooze9368
      @gooze9368 5 років тому +2

      ikr

    • @jesterjacks3933
      @jesterjacks3933 5 років тому +3

      It was seamless

    • @plasmafan2659
      @plasmafan2659 5 років тому

      @@jesterjacks3933 or SEANless... okay, I'll shut up.

    • @Astarust
      @Astarust 5 років тому

      @@plasmafan2659 I'll protect you from Millicent cause I loved your joke

    • @plasmafan2659
      @plasmafan2659 5 років тому

      @@Astarust Don't worry, I have a robot that already does that... Although it needs a bit of tweaking

  • @JenniTheJedi7
    @JenniTheJedi7 2 роки тому +13

    Just felt the need to tell you that I the past month I've been watching at least 3 of your "laugh" videos a day and it has definitely helped turned my mood/difficult days around. So thank you for the laughs!

  • @brysonnewton7655
    @brysonnewton7655 5 років тому +539

    0:53
    Sean: BUH B-BUH
    Sean's dad: honey! come quick! the baby's about to say his first words! can you say Daddy?
    Sean: BUUUH
    Seans' dad: that's it!
    Sean: BUH B- *LAUGH*

  • @vampiretears8733
    @vampiretears8733 5 років тому +283

    "Ooh! I can't wait to butter my muffins!"
    -Jacksepticeye, 2019

  • @amadhatter13
    @amadhatter13 5 років тому +629

    *overheard in Jack's kitchen*
    *slap* TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES *slap* TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES *slap* TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES!
    what's he doing?
    Making salad with his brand new slap chop

    • @phasedcloak2835
      @phasedcloak2835 5 років тому +6

      he's gonna "top of the morning" all the way to midnight if keep that up

    • @shadower227
      @shadower227 5 років тому +2

      Why hi5 real people, when you can hi5 foods and make yourself breakfast while doing so

    • @trapdoor99
      @trapdoor99 5 років тому

      That’s how he’ll make the new high five sound effect

    • @aitipsea3909
      @aitipsea3909 5 років тому

      Esto te va a... Fascinar!!!

  • @LegacyNesferatu
    @LegacyNesferatu Рік тому +4

    [12:53] "I legitimately want this product." The power of Vance, folks. He's gotten Shaun now

  • @lucivarpierce
    @lucivarpierce 4 роки тому +303

    "Make America skinny, one slap at a time!" I'm imagining Vince going around and slapping people so hard, they end up skinny.

    • @jadekoehler959
      @jadekoehler959 4 роки тому +4

      Omg yasss lmao

    • @oofieodyssey4349
      @oofieodyssey4349 4 роки тому +8

      Vince: (goes up to random person with his camera crew) I'm going to make America skinny one slap at a time.
      Random person: Wait who the hell are you gu....
      Vince: (Slaps his belly with the power of sham wow making him throw up instantly) See? One slap at a time.

    • @lizeysaurus3757
      @lizeysaurus3757 4 роки тому +4

      So we all thinking the same thing right?

    • @mrmoopne
      @mrmoopne 4 роки тому +2

      And if your order one you still get a free graty

  • @capslock4604
    @capslock4604 5 років тому +2508

    Jack: COMING TO THEATERS NEAR YOU
    Me: Don’t do it
    Me: Don’t do it
    Me: Don’t do it
    UA-cam: *movie ad*

  • @awkwardlife1855
    @awkwardlife1855 5 років тому +417

    "I can't wait to butter my muffins"
    "You're gonna love my nuts"
    "There it goes, squeezing itself dry"

  • @izzyb_ella_m5362
    @izzyb_ella_m5362 2 роки тому +4

    I don’t see anyone appreciating the captions for this video because i about died laughing at the “fucking gunshots-“ and the odd fonts 😭

  • @Orca_Soulz
    @Orca_Soulz 5 років тому +188

    Sean: slaps board with LAUGH
    Connor: slaps papers on table
    Vince: slaps food on table

    • @smeeeeeef
      @smeeeeeef 5 років тому +11

      Vince @ food: TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS!

    • @Orca_Soulz
      @Orca_Soulz 5 років тому +4

      Sierra Davis 28 LAUGHS

    • @chillsis1650
      @chillsis1650 5 років тому +3

      0.O I GET THE CONNECTIONS

    • @aqeelshauqi8368
      @aqeelshauqi8368 5 років тому +2

      Davie: slapps B A S S

  • @SurfRaichu
    @SurfRaichu 5 років тому +215

    11:43
    "You gonna love my nuts"
    "Even kids can touch it"
    *FBI OPEN UP*
    Sean made me *LMFAO*

  • @ray-ux3bq
    @ray-ux3bq 4 роки тому +1620

    Jack: "if your going to eat your greens, eat your greens, don't slather them in butter"
    Me: ya slather them in CHEESE

  • @LucidDreamer15
    @LucidDreamer15 4 місяці тому +2

    Came back to this video after discovering my parents had not one, but TWO slap chops that they had stored away. I had to show them this video to get them to understand why I was so excited about it 😂

    • @yakistolfo
      @yakistolfo Місяць тому

      Don't we all come back here just to laugh our butts on this masterpiece 😂

  • @masterofpotatoes5525
    @masterofpotatoes5525 5 років тому +202

    Jacksepticeye films horror movies.
    The Butterning.
    The Butterning 2.
    The Butterning: HALF A SLICE
    The Butterning: FOUR SLICES PER TABLE SPOON

  • @FayeFrogg
    @FayeFrogg 5 років тому +285

    Narrator lady: "EvErYoNe LoVeS bUtTeR"
    Jack: *Is TrIgGeRd*

  • @carolynsimpson6865
    @carolynsimpson6865 4 роки тому +286

    jack-wazowski: "lube for ur mashed potatoes"
    will smith: "ahh thats hot"

    • @ASteadyForce
      @ASteadyForce 4 роки тому +9

      Eddy burback: “Thats real hot”
      Chris Ramsay: “Thats a hot one”
      Sean Evans: “Welcome to Hot Ones”

    • @mango9602
      @mango9602 4 роки тому +1

      Lube for OUR mashed potatoes

    • @somerandomguy4761
      @somerandomguy4761 4 роки тому

      (ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ)

  • @CoasterRoastersStudios
    @CoasterRoastersStudios 2 роки тому +53

    Leaving the timestamp of the moment that made me laugh uncontrollably so I can get back to it
    5:42

  • @Jacob_Cleine
    @Jacob_Cleine 3 роки тому +283

    For me 9:00 to 9:15 is the FUNNIEST part Just due to the pure natural overwhelmingness that jack has when hearing Vince talk a mile a minute and Destroying the food, the zoom ins, the flinches the “Fuken hell” it’s a great 15.5 seconds and the more you watch it the funnier it gets I always laugh

    • @designlotto
      @designlotto 3 роки тому +4

      facts

    • @stormanimations5422
      @stormanimations5422 3 роки тому +10

      "What the F*CK is happening"

    • @biggestwanderer8827
      @biggestwanderer8827 2 роки тому +4

      Honestly, I was going to say that myself, because in those 15 seconds, it’s like he’s had control of everything and then lost all of it.

  • @willidoes6680
    @willidoes6680 4 роки тому +486

    Does anyone just love the sound of jacksepticeye laughing

  • @KunoichiPeri
    @KunoichiPeri 5 років тому +516

    I swear..somebody needs to turn jack hitting that white board into a meme! Have him hit it repeatedly to a beat...lol

  • @Stanfordscienceman
    @Stanfordscienceman Рік тому +2

    You can’t lie,the boiled egg part of the slap chop ad is FLAWLESS.

  • @theitalianstallion973
    @theitalianstallion973 5 років тому +1866

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Vince: *YoUr GoNnA LovE mY nUtS*

  • @owlwhisker0w031
    @owlwhisker0w031 5 років тому +401

    Me: turns up volume cause I can’t here anything
    Jack: HEY EVERYONE *BASE INTENSIFIES*

    • @AgentRider22
      @AgentRider22 5 років тому +6

      *never again*

    • @dhanushgandhi1860
      @dhanushgandhi1860 4 роки тому +4

      I put my phone on max volume and got jumpscared from his
      HI EVERYONE

    • @teillahamrick51
      @teillahamrick51 4 роки тому

      Gets caught in middle of night “ crap”

  • @adrian-fu3iq
    @adrian-fu3iq 4 роки тому +410

    Sean's mom: *"Say mommy!"*
    Sean: *"M-m-m-m..."*
    *L A U G H*

  • @connorweirman5505
    @connorweirman5505 2 роки тому +10

    18:38
    Made me laugh so much with the realisation

  • @danielefondo7972
    @danielefondo7972 5 років тому +277

    I actually like the intro last time
    L-is for lovers who love one another
    A-is for ass of which i like to eat
    U-is for u're the only one for me
    G-is for the only gamer i see
    H-is for happy,i always feel it
    When you put it together what do you get
    *LAUGH*

    • @justineizinga1784
      @justineizinga1784 5 років тому +8

      I started reading this like the fun song in spongebob

    • @The_Fierce_Deity
      @The_Fierce_Deity 5 років тому

      theluckyjustin Someone needs to make that a Video.

    • @xcallxm7482
      @xcallxm7482 5 років тому

      U is for “ur gonna love my nuts”

  • @fyre_hazaard6083
    @fyre_hazaard6083 4 роки тому +116

    Jack: Chaotic Neutal
    Vince: Chaotic Chaos

  • @rohanspen7236
    @rohanspen7236 4 роки тому +96

    Commercial: Starts video with gun shot
    Seán: What the hell!?!?!
    Also Seán: used to destroy fans eardrums with high-five sound

    • @McKenzie1107
      @McKenzie1107 4 роки тому

      Ik I feel so bad for the people that had their headphones on full blast man lmao 😂

  • @minetieplays2092
    @minetieplays2092 2 роки тому +5

    “Vince is god and Vince has a slap chop, and that is the solution to all of life’s problems” -Seán, 2019

  • @YourRyeBread
    @YourRyeBread 5 років тому +202

    THAT WHITEBOARD TRANSITION WAS GREAT

  • @crucibleknightordovis2936
    @crucibleknightordovis2936 4 роки тому +116

    I love it when he says, “WE’RE REAL PEOPLE,NOT ACTOOOORS!!!”

  • @wesleyyy6078
    @wesleyyy6078 5 років тому +292

    0:58 CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE HOW GOOD THAT TRANSITION WAS
    (Edit thank you so much for the likes lol)

    • @trinex64
      @trinex64 5 років тому +2

      Yes we can...So good lol XD

    • @13bluefishyt55
      @13bluefishyt55 5 років тому +1

      👍 yep

    • @tcran629
      @tcran629 5 років тому +1

      HOLY F@%K YOUR RIGHT

    • @antoine3431
      @antoine3431 5 років тому

      Yeah

    • @oskar3897
      @oskar3897 5 років тому

      @@mr.breton6314 you need to CHILL the fuck up

  • @tanyapattersonjohn2846
    @tanyapattersonjohn2846 Рік тому +4

    Jacksepticeye is so wholesome and chaotic at the same time, i also really hope he continues to play turbo dismount

  • @owenmclaughlin280
    @owenmclaughlin280 5 років тому +198

    4:05 " That sounds weirdly sexual"
    And with one sentence, Jack has described his whole channel

  • @CatDadOmnitrix
    @CatDadOmnitrix 4 роки тому +654

    Alternative title “ Seán kinkshames the entire internet and their bloodlines.”

  • @malachiatkinson7245
    @malachiatkinson7245 3 роки тому +653

    "Here's how to order!"
    *Deafening Silence*

    • @chadboyle4107
      @chadboyle4107 3 роки тому +13

      Feel like the meme of the waiter looking around confused wouldve fit well into here lol

    • @garavonhoiwkenzoiber
      @garavonhoiwkenzoiber 3 роки тому +2

      @@chadboyle4107 you mean, john travolta?

    • @chadboyle4107
      @chadboyle4107 3 роки тому

      @@garavonhoiwkenzoiber yes

    • @garavonhoiwkenzoiber
      @garavonhoiwkenzoiber 3 роки тому

      @@chadboyle4107 he's not a waiter, he's a mob hitman

    • @chadboyle4107
      @chadboyle4107 3 роки тому

      @@garavonhoiwkenzoiber ah, didn't know that

  • @DorianStout-oh8rl
    @DorianStout-oh8rl 2 місяці тому +1

    If it's on closed captions on 1:53, it says "* butter destroys building.butter did 9/11, CoNfIrMeD.*"

  • @indoorjetpacks
    @indoorjetpacks 5 років тому +175

    "You can't start a video with a gunshot, I thought I was gonna die!" *insert jack's WAPSHH intro sound* hahahha

    • @amaproductions2829
      @amaproductions2829 5 років тому +3

      MartinK TOPOFTHEMORNINTOYALADDIESMYNAMEISJACKSEPTICEYE

    • @mcboblcy5299
      @mcboblcy5299 5 років тому

      Charlie Brown's teacher

    • @daniellegao8939
      @daniellegao8939 5 років тому +1

      he doesn't do it at the beginning anymore =[

    • @BestOnThursdays
      @BestOnThursdays 5 років тому

      @@daniellegao8939 well yeah because he loss his boss powers

  • @BuddyPlot
    @BuddyPlot 5 років тому +225

    Kid: Mom, what are we gonna have for dinner?
    Mom: *puts potato in the slap chop*
    Mom: We're having MASHED POTATOES! *repeatedly slaps potato with slap chop*

    • @xen5278
      @xen5278 5 років тому +1

      Ok.

    • @rogueangel72
      @rogueangel72 5 років тому +4

      MASHED POTATOES. *whips out ez butter*. With BUTTER

    • @moonbabe.2000
      @moonbabe.2000 5 років тому

      O.........k...........then......,..........

    • @GibberishGamer
      @GibberishGamer 5 років тому +1

      This comment was a waist of time

    • @rogueangel72
      @rogueangel72 5 років тому +5

      Child: NOW THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE!

  • @germfreescarf9727
    @germfreescarf9727 5 років тому +169

    THE BINGO TO LAUGH TRANSITION WAS PERFECT!!!!

    • @roddy8249
      @roddy8249 5 років тому +7

      Watched it like 100 times and it's seamless 😶, props to Robin

    • @mrwruble1842
      @mrwruble1842 5 років тому +4

      Absolutely perfect, seamless transition!

    • @karendavidson7752
      @karendavidson7752 5 років тому +1

      @@mrwruble1842 you missed the chance to say "it was a seanless reaction"

    • @mrwruble1842
      @mrwruble1842 5 років тому

      @@karendavidson7752 You're totally right! Dammit!

    • @Triss_Joy
      @Triss_Joy 5 років тому

      Agreed-Editors make the world go frickin’ ‘ROUND! One of the MAJOR unsung heroes in the entertainment industry...❤️

  • @DreamKeeper.
    @DreamKeeper. 10 місяців тому +3

    Sean’s edits make the clips so much better

  • @savannahfigueroa9061
    @savannahfigueroa9061 5 років тому +717

    I wanna see a "Jack Cooks with a Slap Chop" video so bad now!!!

    • @jonnybravogames
      @jonnybravogames 5 років тому +5

      Same here!!

    • @froggyboi132
      @froggyboi132 5 років тому +6

      I think it would be freaking hilarious XD

    • @TheRudeGnome
      @TheRudeGnome 5 років тому +7

      And an easy butter, egg wave and a bacon wave.

    • @j_xplr
      @j_xplr 5 років тому +2

      Yes! I love this idea!

    • @BossMr51
      @BossMr51 5 років тому +7

      And add hid high five sound clip every single time he slap chops

  • @bigzube_8919
    @bigzube_8919 5 років тому +355

    I'm dying at "uWUoOOoOOO i can't *WAIT* to b UTt ER mY muffins" 😂😂

  • @taisir9009
    @taisir9009 4 роки тому +575

    Vince: *exists*
    America: has obesity epidemic
    Vince: *Loads slap chop with malicious intent* ONE SLAP AT A TIME

    • @ASteadyForce
      @ASteadyForce 4 роки тому +14

      Slap and chop...
      𝗨𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗹 𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗲

    • @alilrevive7972
      @alilrevive7972 4 роки тому +7

      Taisir 62 Vince is just the modern version of Scout from TF2

    • @depressoespresso2294
      @depressoespresso2294 4 роки тому +1

      @@ASteadyForce Even kids can do it!

    • @connormcintosh294
      @connormcintosh294 4 роки тому +1

      Aaaaaaaaaaa

    • @ALiceFrømMD795
      @ALiceFrømMD795 3 роки тому

      Can I slap my bro and chop an UWU cat slap CHOP

  • @mikaelsvensson8346
    @mikaelsvensson8346 4 місяці тому +1

    Vince acts like an adult with adhd who doesn’t take medication 😂😂😂😂

  • @TrishaRyan
    @TrishaRyan 5 років тому +199

    I love that Jack doesn't know who Vince or what the Slap Chop is.
    He was actually last seen slap-chopping a prostitute lmao

    • @taintedlover2007
      @taintedlover2007 5 років тому +4

      I was hoping someone would say that lmao

    • @anshiin
      @anshiin 5 років тому +1

      "lmao"

    • @dylanlafrance
      @dylanlafrance 5 років тому +5

      I was gonna commenting about Vince but thankfully the internet never forgets.

    • @koshrai7080
      @koshrai7080 5 років тому +3

      What, im confused?

    • @derpmcgerp8062
      @derpmcgerp8062 5 років тому +6

      Should've used a No-Kink Connector Protector.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 років тому +181

    Happy Valentine's Day. You know what I love? This show!
    *LAUGH*

  • @erenfroger5356
    @erenfroger5356 5 років тому +180

    Imagine he’s preparing to do his intro but accidentally hits his head on his desk when he jumps up

    • @AquaKeyBlade98
      @AquaKeyBlade98 5 років тому +2

      Thank you for that image right as I was taking a big gulp of soda. 😂😂😂

    • @forthelichkingsname
      @forthelichkingsname 5 років тому +2

      Well, if Brad edits Jack's videos, we would see those accidents.

    • @cristianpoupart9285
      @cristianpoupart9285 5 років тому

      That would hilarious 🤣.

    • @redderater6062
      @redderater6062 5 років тому

      Pretty sure it has happened once

    • @ishifishi1
      @ishifishi1 5 років тому

      Lmao omg if he did he needs to do a blooper video and put it in

  • @tumeric8137
    @tumeric8137 2 роки тому +1

    ‘The fabric in this bullet-proof vest is so strong it can stop a speeding bullet’
    I-
    What is that sentence lmao

  • @gdheavy1006
    @gdheavy1006 4 роки тому +146

    Vince: Abuses potato and mushroom*
    Sean: Wha- STAHP D:

  • @fluffyeevee383
    @fluffyeevee383 5 років тому +349

    Guy: Why does my life feel incomplete?
    Me: Do you have a Slap Chop?
    Guy: A what?
    Me: I see the problem

    • @ballingerjl1
      @ballingerjl1 5 років тому +5

      Instead of saying I We the problem I’d say *sit the fuck down bitch storytime*

    • @karicookie309
      @karicookie309 5 років тому +1

      this is the best thing i've read all week xD

  • @bxeiraxx
    @bxeiraxx 5 років тому +292

    1:00 that transition is sooo good
    👌

  • @alexvirgil2023
    @alexvirgil2023 Рік тому +1

    9:10 Jack was having war flashbacks. He was remembering all the days he did that too.
    12:45 Vince could sell me my own house! I swear to god!

  • @Jake1702
    @Jake1702 5 років тому +117

    15:53 "The fabric in this bullet-proof vest is so strong, it can stop a moving bullet." Sooo, what else is a bullet proof vest supposed to do?

  • @dny1994
    @dny1994 5 років тому +194

    You can’t answer to that ringtone without saying “What’s the sitch?” !

    • @majinjuw4953
      @majinjuw4953 5 років тому +4

      I was gonna say that when I heard that ringtone

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 5 років тому +8

      *call me*
      *beep me*
      *if you wanna reach me*

  • @SprinklesIsGamer
    @SprinklesIsGamer 4 роки тому +261

    This bullet proof vest stops a speeding bullet
    *OH FINALLY my bullet proof vest only stops slowing bullets*

  • @Kudlaty771
    @Kudlaty771 Рік тому +3

    "4 slices per tablespoon" Welcome to 'Muricuh, Sean. For some reason, we measure with literally anything *but* metric. lmao

  • @maddisonezell1944
    @maddisonezell1944 4 роки тому +337

    "we’re a real family and NoT pAiD AcToRs!!!" lmao love you jack

  • @russianbot8269
    @russianbot8269 5 років тому +274

    "We're here for laughs, not *old lady Bingo hour.* "
    -Also Jacksepticeye 2019

  • @Jazzie-jk4jb
    @Jazzie-jk4jb 5 років тому +332

    I reeeaaally want a compilation of you picking up all the markers every time

    • @weredog287
      @weredog287 5 років тому +7

      My god us toooooo
      Let's make it happen

    • @gametrue2229
      @gametrue2229 5 років тому +4

      What the fuck is wrong with you people

    • @b1ngussy
      @b1ngussy 5 років тому +5

      Compilation of each time he says laugh tho

    • @ducgumball7732
      @ducgumball7732 5 років тому +3

      Jacksepticeye's funniest bloopers

    • @Lightmagician60
      @Lightmagician60 5 років тому

      I thought he just edited the same clip into the video

  • @The_goblin._.
    @The_goblin._. Рік тому +1

    “ if I have enough of my butter with bacon, it’ll be enough to last through hibernation” lol