The sticky lmao also they made a skit about the whole prostitute thing and I died because he uses the shamwow to clean up the blood🤣😂 it's so wrong but sooo funny
i still thing he should do a 90's classic episode with a bunch of Amazing Discoveries with Mike Levy, he can watch John Parkin with his red bowtie and suspenders get way too excited about car wax
My dad has the forearm forklift straps. My mom and I are both 5’2” and sent much of lockdown helping my grandparents move their fridge, washer and dryer, and a lot (a LOT) of carpeting. Those straps are genuinely like magic it’s insane
Not even joking, the forearm forklift is amazing, my dad has been a contractor for over 30 years and I help him almost anytime and whenever we have to lift something heavy we use it and holy shit that thing is a fucking miracle
I have to give him this much. The fact that they showed somebody struggle with using them anyways just give me more respect for the product. The fact that the lady was like "Jesus Christ my forearms are about to break" was impressive as s***. LOL
I love when UA-camrs put secret subtitles in that you wouldn’t recognize unless you watch with them on! When he is talking about Vince and his voice gets sad, the subtitles say “*sad Jack-a-boy*”
That's not youtube that does, that it's not an AI or something that is a human... probs an editor idk tho but no it's not youtube it's an acsule human being.
@@Mildly-Deejayisautistic That’s right on it being the editor because you can definitely tell it’s personalized that’s what I meant. By the way by UA-camrs, I meant the creator not UA-cam itself.
@@xXLightvsDeathXx OH yeah no sorry I think there was a level of tone is your first comment that I just can't really understand Plus now I don't really remember my train of thoght when I made my previous comment. soz.
The smooth asf transition from disturbed/disgusted to "issa bop" at 3:35 lol Edit: The progression from disturbed/disgusted to "issa bop" to yelling in shock felt like such a seamless one, haha
But he said he was a zomboi! Which, while somewhat cool, would mean his Real Proud Dad or Real Proud Claire would have to kill him. Or shoot him a couple times in the head or leg and then run away from him. Either one.
Me: watching this and falling asleep Jack: “... or C, the guy in the back is gonna take his shirt off and it’s going to turn into a threesome!” Me: *COUGHS* Jack: Make your decision! 😀👌
@Zeko Malouk The uncensored advertisement is actually on UA-cam, plenty of people in that video’s comment section said they came there from here. They’re also filled with regret for doing so.
“Vince Vince Come on, first, you tell me that we’re gonna make America skinny again with one slap at a time. Now your telling me that i’m going have to crank that Souja Boy?” 12:43
@Skylynxify Reborn they were saying how he wasn't a hero and true heroes don't go wrestling animals and they leave them be. Even though he was one of the biggest person supporting conservation of animals
When the Crank Chop is being advertised and Vince chucks the thing out the window did anyone else notice that outside looked like the amazon rainforest 😂
16:26 Conspiracy theories with Vince Offer (I think he means the band-aid industry makes the cheese graters, so people would buy more bandages when they get hurt with a cheese grater)
In my school musical I wrote LAUGH in the back of my script and went to up random people, slapping the page and shouting laugh one guy realized it was jackspedicey and now we’re good friends
Peter Maffi kinda reminds me of my neighbor who plays video games, i was just watching the news eating breakfast and i just hear from the next house over *”FUCK”* and i hear a crashing sound, i went outside and he had chucked his moniter out the fucking window lmao
@1000 subscribers With no content? - yeah, that's kinda his thing. Usually followed by a "top of the morning to ya" How many videos has Jacksepticeye opened up with slapping himself on now? How many thousands?
What have you been talking about irl or searching to have testicular cancer come up lol. All I get are ads for cars because my boyfriend won't shut up about our kids heirloom Camaro
"First you tell me that we're gonna make America skinny again with one slap at a time, now you're telling me to crank that Soulja Boy?" - 13:05 I died 😂😂 *Edit - Thanks for all the likes 😊
That *L A U G H* intros made me did it in school. I was making a joke at the teacher's desk. My so-called students didn't get the joke, so I walked over to the whiteboard. Wrote *L A U G H* and smacks the whiteboard. *"LAUGH"* I said to them and they all started to scream Jacksepticeye. Now I know I have the best students in the history.
@@yeeeoink2511 It's like they went, "How do we make bands for your forearms look more interesting?" "Make them orange?" "Give this man a raise IMMEDIATELY."
10:14 did that guy say " I wouldn't recommend this product because it allows you to safely lift large items that you normally wouldn't be able to lift."
I awaken in a dark room, jack walks up to me and plays this video, I don’t laugh when he says laugh in the video. He walks to the board which is now the only thing illuminated in the room, he writes laugh, then pulls out a gun. I get nervous, he cocks the gun. “Laugh.” He says. I laugh awkwardly. He shoots the wall and repeats “LAUGH” I start bursting into hysterical laughter. He whispers into my ear “welcome to jacksepticeye’s funniest home videos.” And knocks me out.
Kids: "mommy why is daddy walking funny?"
Mom: "oh we were playing ball busters and he lost"
kids: "walk of shame"
(pulls out a get out of jail free card.)
Oh nooo-
😏
Kid: ok mummy
Mom: ball busters in bed
The best Vince line ever:
*’Hey accidents happen, how did you think the kids got here?’*
I don’t think Vince is the first person to say that
“You’re gonna love my nuts”
@@Skyrimfruitsnacks Yaaaas.
I think I was directly attacked......and I feel very offended AND THEREFORE NOT F U N N Y AND NOT MAKING ME:.
L A U G H ! ! ! ! ! ! !.......
lol
we need to go through ALL of vince's commercials because DAMN these are priceless
A
The sticky lmao also they made a skit about the whole prostitute thing and I died because he uses the shamwow to clean up the blood🤣😂 it's so wrong but sooo funny
Hansini Kumar *WHAT ABOUT BILLY MAYS?*
i still thing he should do a 90's classic episode with a bunch of Amazing Discoveries with Mike Levy, he can watch John Parkin with his red bowtie and suspenders get way too excited about car wax
Same I liked them hahahahahaha
F to pay respects to all the new people who weren't able to see the unedited version of the "Ball Busters" segment
"I dont poo unless it's blue"
"I dont stink unless it's pink"
Now get ready for
I dont shit unless it's lit. The tap light
What
Confusuled but ok! ^ w ^
Excuse me what the f×ck
That fuckin doesn't mean anything
oh yeah it's all coming together
*jack kicks down your door*
him: *L A U G H*
*nervous Laughter* heh heh heh heh heh
Me:Ahahaha.....haha no..catch these claws
*Slaps down*
Me: *YES*
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Vince is the jacksepticeye of infomercials
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
*CHANGE MY MIND*
Nah
+king kitten well that settles it, you changed my mind 🤷
Nah hes the JonTron of infomercials
22 inch
Kidding chill out
*vince left the chat*
My dad has the forearm forklift straps. My mom and I are both 5’2” and sent much of lockdown helping my grandparents move their fridge, washer and dryer, and a lot (a LOT) of carpeting. Those straps are genuinely like magic it’s insane
3:38 "baby wee wee baby wee-OHH YOU CANT SHOW THAT KID-" his immediate reaction is so funny
I can't stop laughing. 😂😂😂
Y a s
UA-cam sucks, i dont know why they disabling comments. This is not UA-cam Kids, then why they made it?
@@roycarlson0517 lmao same
he needs a wee XD
Not even joking, the forearm forklift is amazing, my dad has been a contractor for over 30 years and I help him almost anytime and whenever we have to lift something heavy we use it and holy shit that thing is a fucking miracle
Agreed, my dad has them and they are amazing. So easy to move stuff 😩
I can confirm the fore arm forklift is pretty dope, husband and I used it to move a staked washer dryer set
@@madisonstone9158itt ur
I have to give him this much. The fact that they showed somebody struggle with using them anyways just give me more respect for the product. The fact that the lady was like "Jesus Christ my forearms are about to break" was impressive as s***. LOL
It may work but I have another solution: I use a dolly, or as I guess theyre called hand trucks.
My favorite quote from Sean:
“My ass doesn’t even work anymore”
Honestly, considering what we've seen of it, it's working better than ever.
I need the f**king time stamp. Right now.
I love when UA-camrs put secret subtitles in that you wouldn’t recognize unless you watch with them on! When he is talking about Vince and his voice gets sad, the subtitles say “*sad Jack-a-boy*”
That's not youtube that does, that it's not an AI or something that is a human... probs an editor idk tho but no it's not youtube it's an acsule human being.
@@Mildly-Deejayisautistic That’s right on it being the editor because you can definitely tell it’s personalized that’s what I meant. By the way by UA-camrs, I meant the creator not UA-cam itself.
@@xXLightvsDeathXx OH yeah no sorry I think there was a level of tone is your first comment that I just can't really understand Plus now I don't really remember my train of thoght when I made my previous comment. soz.
"is that a problem plumbers have that they need to get out the house fast."
How else are they gonna save their princess.
Mario reference.
@@creeperboatanimates well done you have basic videogame knowledge.
I apologise I am naturally very rude I am very sorry.
@@arkhamshade2198 I love how you say that remark and apologize right after
I wouldn't 😂
••Chîłł Øut Måge•• same I would be like
TYVM. ...
Other Person: ...
Me: what you wanted me to say sorry or something?
Yeah, it’s probably in another castle anyway.
Jack's daddy issues have gone to a whole new level with Vince.
Yrufyngf
Jack's new chant before he sends out his elves:
"Laugh in your own time, Do it yourselves. Laugh in your own time, Now GO little elves!"
This is amazing.
The smooth asf transition from disturbed/disgusted to "issa bop" at 3:35 lol
Edit: The progression from disturbed/disgusted to "issa bop" to yelling in shock felt like such a seamless one, haha
Sean: "the world could end at any moment"
2020: *nervous laughter*
I'm in danger
Sean was about 1 year to early
We should have listened to him about that
Mom pick me up, I’m scared
Actually
Jack: "2001 does NOT feel that long ago."
me, born in 2002, now a legal adult: jack. jack. I wasn't even ALIVE. i hadn't been CONCEIVED yet.
Yeah I was born in 05 so yeah that was years b4 I was bornand my sisters were only 5 and 2
Welcome to the born in 2002 club
I'm born in 1998 and I'm feeling extremely *old* now.
Hell I was 19 years old 2001, I could smoke.
omg same
It's not a hickey on his neck it's a vampire bite... that's how he's still alive... HE'S A VAMPIRE NOW!!😆
Ross Brian yes!
But he said he was a zomboi!
Which, while somewhat cool, would mean his Real Proud Dad or Real Proud Claire would have to kill him. Or shoot him a couple times in the head or leg and then run away from him. Either one.
R u shore
He said in a video ages ago that sometime he gets skin flare ups or something.
I love how Jack was jamming out to the baby wee wee until it pulled its pants down 🤣
I can only imagine a parent when their kid in public says “Dad can we go home and bust some balls?” 😂
OMG HOW EMBARRASING WOULD THAT BE?
That would be hilarious but incredibly embarrassing
Nogla and Terrorizer vs JackSepticEye: Subscribe to Nogla and Terrorizer!!
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....noooooooo
Interviewer: "What do you and your dad like to do"
Kid: "We like to bust each others balls!"
Connor:*almost breaks table*
Jack:*almost breaks whiteboard*
Vince:*actually breaks window*
Connor & Jack:"VINCE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!!"
OMG
Sydnee Moncur THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES
TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS
Sydnee Moncur my name is Connor and I broke a table with my friends face
Fruther Gaming 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Jack: We have a slogan here,
Me: SPEED IS K-
Jack: *L A U G H*
The old days with happy wheels 😩
Laugh is key?
Yeah, how times have changed
IKR
kristy ashmore huh how he yells is funny and is over all cool 😎
that Vince situation seems like a bitlife scenario
Lmao
Jack really missed a joke with that one though
LOL
The ball buster: "For kids its a blast, and for adults it's exciting!!" 😂😂😂😂
Hulian damnnnnnnnnnnn.
Might as well be saying, ‘for kids it’s new, and for adults it’s arousing!’
Well then...
Crank Chop: exists
Kids who were obsessed with Beyblade: NOWS MY CHANCE
Yes!
this is somewhat accurate...lel
OURS WORLDS COLIDE OUR GOALS THE SAME EATING BEYBLADES AT THE SPEED OF SOUND pLEse HelP mE
slap chop:existskids:*chops off finger*
Conner Winde oh that’s why billy has three fingers
“Why am I making so many dad- jokes about dads?”
“Look, I’m going through stuff okay?!”
*CHASE?!?!!*
???
???????
AHHHHHHHHHHH YES
@@Angel-bl9jm explain the joke please
It’s not a joke, it’s a reference to one of Jack’s egos, Chase Brody. (Sorry I’m a weird fangirl)
I was rewatching funniest home videos THE BALL BUSTERS SEGMENT IT WAS SO FUNNY WHY DID I HAVE TO GOOOOOO
The name of the Game is BALL BUSTER!!!!! It's a Family Game.....WHAT!!!!
Can't believe it's not selling anymore.
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
You can do it under the cover, you can do it with one finger, you can do it with your whole hand, it's easy, even kids can do it.
What a name oofs
@@temmietoga5369 It's not like it wasn't an adult joke even when it came out, they knew.
Vince- one slap at a time
Vince- lets yank it
In all reality it’s his way of being a creep
YANK IT AND SPANK IT
and did anyone notice that Vince just made a bop it. slap it, crank it, twist it for a good home cooked salsa
When Vince throughs the blender out the the window,
THE CRANK CHOP!!!!
No one:
Not a single damn soul:
Vince: *throws some kitchen appliance*
Jack: “I’ve been slapping myself everyday and haven’t lost any weight.. instructions unclear.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Let me just sew vince
I did it and I lost 5 lbs :/
I don't wanna ruin 666 likes I'm sorry
@@TheironkageGG Don't do it :(
Jack has some supreme energy today!!!
Yup
G-fuel overdose
Satan signed a contract with him. He needs to have supreme energy 24/7 to live again
I'm pretty sure it's his Irish spirit!
Strange...since apparently he died
Kudos to the person who made these subtitles! What an effort!
Vince litterally made a BopIt you have to put together.
You "chop it"
You "twist it"
And you "crank it"
Next it’s gonna be pull it
@Just Some Guy without a Mustache NOOOOOO HOW DID I MISS SUCH A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
LOL I have three bopits in my house right now LMAO
@@emily.gramley HOW DID I NOT SEE BEFORE HE DELETED IT
@@Peri_Cat IDK I DONT REMEMBER WHAT IS WAS AAAAAAGDHBTNHJYK
1:49
Jack: "It's-It's fun for kids!"
.
.
.
*CLOSE UP, LITERALLY KISSING THE MIC*
Jack: *"But for adults it's exciting~"*
Me: *JACKYOUCAN'TJUSTDOTHATOUTOFNOWHEREJESUSFUC-*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA god dang it i feel u. that was so whew.
The timestamp for that is actually 1:27- 1:33
"That's sexist, okay? What about Da Da wee wee?"
this is why I love Sean so much
I don’t know you, but I love you
Torin Andrews probably
Aww i knew you loved me
My name is Sean as well
speedo man I love you too, sean
Me: watching this and falling asleep
Jack: “... or C, the guy in the back is gonna take his shirt off and it’s going to turn into a threesome!”
Me: *COUGHS*
Jack: Make your decision! 😀👌
When was this-
9:14
IMPECCABLE TIMING SEAN
*”Baby wee wee! Baby wee- OH YOU CAN’T SHOW THAT!”*
3:45
I wonder how Doug Walker would react to this commercial.
@@mysticmind4563 I wonder how Chris Hansen would react to this ad.
Final words before disasters
@Zeko Malouk The uncensored advertisement is actually on UA-cam, plenty of people in that video’s comment section said they came there from here. They’re also filled with regret for doing so.
@@digidv85 Oh ripppp.
"Did everyone make slap-chop jokes when this happened?"
Me: Oh Jack.... you have no idea.....
Very true
On this day of this I don't want to like it comment because it says 69 likes. It's bootyful 😂😂
Jack: "The world could end while your watching this video!"
Corona virus: "'Hi, how are you..'"
AHHHHH not you!!!! X'D
@@moonknightmarcandjackandst4739 "ok.."
@@mythcrafter412 I'm meaning the virus XP
lol XD
69 i am going to be a cruel human being for this
14:17 As someone who is half chinese this made me break down in laughter.
I almost spit 🤣
Pleaseee buy a few goofy products like these and test them in a video!
Baby wee wee baby wee wee!
Sean: *sings along*
Commercial: shows his tiny plastic pp
Sean: baby wee- NOOOO DONT SHOW THAT
Kent Carpenter ik I couldn’t stop
But it was perfectly timed
For the people who made baby wee wee, isn’t that pretty much a child sex doll?
(Sorry, I have to ask the real questions)
when is it?
@@im_pasta177 i looked up the actual ad
you cant use it as one the baby's pp is curved so the tip is 90 degrees away fron the base
I laughed so hard I kinda lost my voice I'm not kidding
Petition for Sean to rename Jacksepticeye's funniest home videos to L. A. U. G. H
Signed
Signed
What would L.A.U.G.H. Stand for?
gamecorp crew Let’s All Underachieve Going Home
Like and update green homie
“Vince Vince Come on, first, you tell me that we’re gonna make America skinny again with one slap at a time. Now your telling me that i’m going have to crank that Souja Boy?” 12:43
4:16 the way jack just goes from “baby wee wee” to “ you can’t show that kid!”
I can't stop laughing at this
okay seriously one of these episodes should be about Jack buying and trying out these products😂
So like Mathias
Zach Morrison goddammit I got cut to the chase
That's already a thing though. It's called "DOES THIS THING REALLY WORK?" by grav3yardgirl and Jack is too good to do that lame crap.
Kai yaaaasss
There should be a fan game in which Jack has all of this stuff he reacted to and he can have Vince as a partner!
Hey Sean. I saw and read your tweet regarding PETA’s criticism against Steve Irwin. Glad you did your part.
BRO. WHAT DID PETA SAY ABOUT OUR BELOVED ANIMAL MAN????
@Skylynxify Reborn they were saying how he wasn't a hero and true heroes don't go wrestling animals and they leave them be.
Even though he was one of the biggest person supporting conservation of animals
I despise PETA, basically just preachy vegan betas
When terroists come for us we shall use peta as meat shields
Skylynxify Reborn I used to get up and watch the bindi Erwin show
Absolutely losing my mind at “he sounds like he’s talking through a bumblebee” that’s so goddamn funny
I can't believe this was two years ago. When the world actually made sense.
@Joshua Moul 2 HOURS AHO DAMN
indeed
i thought it was a few months ago
Haha the world hasn't made sense since 2016...
The world...never made sense...
Of course Vince could sell you anything! His last name is “Offer” and he’s likely to give you a great one
xD
Technically, his surname is Shalomi, Offer was his middle name
He’s be able to sell a obviously poisonous potato to a man to a man that’s full
@@ravenplayz1106 he'd be able to sell suspicious soup to a poisoned man
And his middle name is beat
5:38
When she said 'Two STROOOONG men' I got a notification saying 'I'm so sorry' haha!
100th like
How?
How!?
Jlmurray53 *HOW*
Lol that funny
"He sounds like he's talking through a bumblebee" THIS WAS SO HILARIOUS TO ME FOR SOME REASON. I CLIPPED IT.
"Did people make slap-chop jokes when this happened?" Yup. TMZ even used it in the headline when they reported it.
jack: the world could end at any moment
People in 2020: Nervous sweating
@@markus_378 o,o
o.O
So true
Im not scared of 2020
When the Crank Chop is being advertised and Vince chucks the thing out the window did anyone else notice that outside looked like the amazon rainforest 😂
The forearm straps work. My dad uses them. 10/10 🤣🤣
"You were the chosen one Vince."
- Obi Jack Kenobi
A Star Wars/JSE reference made by the queen of the entire house of Slytherin, who also happens to be a demon... Nice.
Obi Sean Kenobi
C
16:26 Conspiracy theories with Vince Offer (I think he means the band-aid industry makes the cheese graters, so people would buy more bandages when they get hurt with a cheese grater)
In my school musical I wrote LAUGH in the back of my script and went to up random people, slapping the page and shouting laugh one guy realized it was jackspedicey and now we’re good friends
“Jackspedicey”, lol
*L* *A* *U* *G* *H*
Hehehehe, 69th like
Same thing but with something else
sounds like a wonderful friendship started
Good Ole Vince. He had to spend time in prison. He was the best sales pitch guy ever lol.
"the world could end while you're waching this video"
ME waching this in 2020 *intense sweating*
i feel you
Me watching this in California during 2020
Very likely ahhhhh
same
I mean like, it hasn’t ended yet
Maybe we cou-
"Vince Offer arrested for assault..."
One slap at a time..
Hehehe
this deserves more like
(⊙⊙)
That was smoooth
And the go joe dude goes and beats a woman with that laptop
Straight fucking water
He did his part for Steve Irwin and Felix...
*Careful, he’s a hero*
Jackaboiman
"you're a ball buster 😉"
actually almost died laughing, I'm not joking
Honestly I wish they created a better name for the game.
13:42
Imagine walking by this... House? and seeing a food procesor flying out the window
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lol fuck yeah
what if it hits u doe 😳😂
ya boi alex lol
Peter Maffi kinda reminds me of my neighbor who plays video games, i was just watching the news eating breakfast and i just hear from the next house over *”FUCK”* and i hear a crashing sound, i went outside and he had chucked his moniter out the fucking window lmao
“I’ve been slapping myself everyday” - Jack
Top 10 Quotes UA-camrs Always Regret
Yay Vince is back
@1000 subscribers With no content? - yeah, that's kinda his thing. Usually followed by a "top of the morning to ya" How many videos has Jacksepticeye opened up with slapping himself on now? How many thousands?
Did anybody else lose their sh!t when Vince yEetEd the kitchen tools out the window?🤣
13:39
Just me?
Okay…
Catherine Ameche no
Yes
Just reading that me laugh
Yeah I did I couldn't stop laughing for at least 10 minutes after the whole freaking commercial ended
just imagine the reports of vince from his neighbors
"he just trows all of his stuff out the window
Bro, that forearmed forklift actually works I used it to take a stove out of a house with a lot of stairs and it is actually crazy how easy it was
0:56
The captions say angry Irish potato
Update:
8:45
The captions say (laff)
Omg it does hahahahaah 😂🤣
That's funny !
The editor put it in himself.
It actually does!!😂
That funny
"I don't poo unless it's blue"
"I don't do the stink unless it's pink"
Me:
I don't use peen unless it's green.
Poetry at its finest
I refrain from the poo,
unless it is blue.
I am unable to do the stink,
until it is pink.
I do not use *the peen* ,
unless the colour is green.
@@aersyne can't poop do colours right 0_o
english teacher: *visible pleasure*
I won't sit down unless it's brown.
Jack: Ball buster
UA-cam: here’s an add about testicular cancer
I honestly feel like UA-cam watches us and chooses funny timing for ads lol
Haha
*ad
thats funny as
What have you been talking about irl or searching to have testicular cancer come up lol. All I get are ads for cars because my boyfriend won't shut up about our kids heirloom Camaro
We've been using these moving straps in the furniture moving business for years they do exactly what they advertise.
LOOK AT THAT MAJESTIC AF BEARD
YOU ARE EVOLVING JACKABOY AND IT IS GLORIOUS
I can't keep my eye off what looks like a hicky XD
3:48 to 3:53
“Baby wee wee baby we-NOOOOOH, YOU CANT SHOW THAT, KIDS”
I'm dying!! 😂🤣
That is my favorite part in this video
Sue: I'm here in consumer reports warehouse.
Me: "I love refrigerators."
That is one of my favorite un-ironic ads, second to the one where the fridge just CRASHES behind the guy and then,
“Need a new refrigerator?”
@@skaisathedutchie7003 That one is great too.
Amazing
Love it as a meme tho
XD
Wait who got rid of the ball buster ad?
This. I Came back to this video 5 years later and the ball buster Ad is gone 😢
Someone please give us an answer…. Where did the ball buster ad go?!?
it more than likely got demonitized and that section of the video was removed
"First you tell me that we're gonna make America skinny again with one slap at a time, now you're telling me to crank that Soulja Boy?" - 13:05
I died 😂😂
*Edit - Thanks for all the likes 😊
*Yoooo*
Prostitute: *Gets kinky*
VINCE: NO KINK CONNECTOR PROTECTOR!
Antonio Salvatore now this is comedy
Oooooooof i love it but oooof 😂😂
I WHEEZED-
Bitting your tongue off = kinky
But the question is did he say “you’re gonna love my nuts”?
Sean:New slogan...LAUGH!
Me:I thought it was speed is ke-
Sean:LAUGH!
Me:Fine then
Evolution of Sean catch phrases:
20XX: Speed is key
2010 I guess: Screw you Billy!
2018: LAUGH!
My apologies if I missed some or mixed things up.
Fs in the chat for the people who never got to see the unedited version of the Ball Buster clip
That *L A U G H* intros made me did it in school.
I was making a joke at the teacher's desk. My so-called students didn't get the joke, so I walked over to the whiteboard. Wrote *L A U G H* and smacks the whiteboard.
*"LAUGH"*
I said to them and they all started to scream Jacksepticeye. Now I know I have the best students in the history.
You are a teacher?! YOU SOUNDS AWESOME! 😎👍
I hope “I have the best students in history” is a purposeful pun
Jack: 2001 wasn’t that long ago
Me: I wasn’t even alive
Man that sucks
Same
Same here i was born in 2006
I was born in 2003
Me 2004
Jack: Vince has slowed down a bit he is off the crack
Two seconds later threw blender out window
Threw*
master of mead speaking of cracks what about anime cracks instead of more commercials
@@sasparillagreg-9292 what do you mean by anime cracks
3:38 BABY WEE WEE BABY WEE- OH YOU CAN’T SHOW THAT KID😂😂
13:13 I want one of those that every time you crank it it just goes, “WhAT iS uP mAh CRAnKEhh cREwWwWwWw”
omg yes
This is great
I love how this series started with “try not to laugh” and is at “let’s find the dumbest shit ever” 😂😂
U like T series
Jim Leonard they like bitch lasagna
Right tho
“He beat up a prostitute because she bit his tongue?”
Yes.
Now that’s what I call a
*SLAP CHOMP*
*Ok second of all*
*Ok third of all*
Punish all thots. *ONE SLAP AT A TIME.*
Ok fifth of all
@@heatherirwin1333 He probably said that to her and that's why she bit his tongue^^
Jacksepticeye vibing baby wee wee baby wee we OH! YOU CANT SHOW THAT KID!
Jack: "The world could end while you're watching this video"
The World: You're about one year too early.
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
Too*
@@justacausalturtle9375 thanks
almost exactly too ;-;
Yep
Person: Wait a minute who are you
Jack: jacks ghost who is earning money from its death
@Kennylovesgaming KLG r/whoosh
"death"
Forearm forklift sounds like it could be so much cooler than an orange band with loops. Like actual forklifts for your forearms.
I've used them before
They actually work great, help my back
@@yeeeoink2511 I don't doubt that they work, they just look a little disappointing.
@@naranciaisbestboi125 lol they arent very exciting honestly
@@yeeeoink2511 It's like they went, "How do we make bands for your forearms look more interesting?"
"Make them orange?"
"Give this man a raise IMMEDIATELY."
10:14 did that guy say " I wouldn't recommend this product because it allows you to safely lift large items that you normally wouldn't be able to lift."
jack: vince you were the chosen one!
me:guess he didn't have the high ground
Obi wan still had high ground
0:39 That is by far the best mug I've ever seen. I want to meet the mastermind behind the mug that uses the handle to spell out "CUNT"
Pixelatid damn! I didn't realised that lmao, that's actual genius
Pixelatid Shane Dawson has one of those
Sky And The Castaways
And one that says dick 😂
yass
I awaken in a dark room, jack walks up to me and plays this video, I don’t laugh when he says laugh in the video. He walks to the board which is now the only thing illuminated in the room, he writes laugh, then pulls out a gun. I get nervous, he cocks the gun.
“Laugh.” He says. I laugh awkwardly. He shoots the wall and repeats “LAUGH” I start bursting into hysterical laughter. He whispers into my ear “welcome to jacksepticeye’s funniest home videos.” And knocks me out.
I'm so confused and disturbed
@@emilybrock6816 you aren't alone.
Can I get a full story?!
Mmmhhhmmmmmm yup yup yup ok
And this is my story of how I died (intro music plays)