They Called It WHAT?? - Jacksepticeyes Funniest Home Videos

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 16 січ 2020
  • You thought Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos wasn't coming back! You STINKY! Jacksepticeye's funniest home videos is here to stay with more Laughs and belly aches than ever before! What crazy weird infomercials can we find this time?
    Watch Season 1 - • Woman Loves To Drink H...
    SUB TO LAUGH - ua-cam.com/users/jacksept...
    Help The Channel: ua-cam.com/users/jacksepticeyejoin
    ►Twitter : / jacksepticeye
    ►Instagram: / jacksepticeye
  • Комедії

КОМЕНТАРІ • 15 тис.

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 роки тому +15840

    Had to edit out a part of the video because it got demonetised. That's why there's a weird cut in the middle. BUT WE'RE BACK BABY!

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 роки тому +22533

    LAUGH

  • @Alpeyy
    @Alpeyy 4 роки тому +973

    Evelyn: "Jack why do we have so many boxes in front of our door?"
    Jack: "I ordered everything from every ad"

    • @Alex-hp6ue
      @Alex-hp6ue 4 роки тому +51

      Seán has a problem

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  4 роки тому +282

      honestly....

    • @DylandbGaming
      @DylandbGaming 4 роки тому +7

      Your sleeping? thats new for the internet.

    • @Alex-mu9si
      @Alex-mu9si 4 роки тому +9

      @@jacksepticeye At least im watching this know before this gets deleted for some unknown reason also awesome content.

    • @leizero
      @leizero 4 роки тому +1

      You guys keep sending him these, don't stop.

  • @kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323
    @kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323 2 роки тому +969

    Fun fact: In Japanese, "ori" means folding and "kami" means paper. Origami means folding paper (kami becomes gami).
    So, by replacing ori with hair, you're not saying "folding hair", you're saying "hair paper" 😂
    BUT ON TOP OF THAT! Hair in Japanese is ALSO "kami" (different word, same pronounciation). "Hairagami" is like if you were saying "kamigami" or "kami kami"
    That in itself is already hilarious

    • @goldenbergkidsaccount4534
      @goldenbergkidsaccount4534 2 роки тому +3

      No I was told kami means hair

    • @beckmania1066
      @beckmania1066 2 роки тому +20

      I thought kami means god

    • @NOTABAGEL132
      @NOTABAGEL132 2 роки тому +4

      Finally a comment that’s actually funny

    • @gayjayy
      @gayjayy Рік тому +45

      @@goldenbergkidsaccount4534 Words that are spelled the same can have different meanings.

    • @mylsen8229
      @mylsen8229 Рік тому +15

      @@gayjayy just like some words in english all language have that feature, i think

  • @psychopathic_kitten1029
    @psychopathic_kitten1029 3 роки тому +268

    "...and if they come down hard upon me, I'll claim *banana* ."
    -Sean Mclaughlin, 2020

    • @cherryqre
      @cherryqre 3 роки тому +5

      *cough* Seán McDonalds

  • @bluegold1026
    @bluegold1026 4 роки тому +5158

    “Who dares disturb my slumber??”
    Says the man who believes sleep is for the weak

  • @andrewchurch452
    @andrewchurch452 4 роки тому +5546

    “I got five pieces of candy.”
    “I got a chocolate bar.”
    “I got a quarter.”
    Charlie Brown: “I got Ayds.”

    • @internetuser4210
      @internetuser4210 4 роки тому +68

      You talkin about the disease or the candy? Either way that is a fact

    • @andrewchurch452
      @andrewchurch452 4 роки тому +33

      Just an Internet User the candy but still the name of it gives off the same joke.

    • @jules1727
      @jules1727 4 роки тому +20

      Mmmm that delicious choocolety fleevur

    • @isiahervin4737
      @isiahervin4737 4 роки тому +16

      Brings me back to the great pumkin

    • @awebtoonreader4979
      @awebtoonreader4979 4 роки тому +8

      Lmao, great comment

  • @bugsmomwithjktaylor
    @bugsmomwithjktaylor 3 роки тому +170

    Mom says my grandma and her friends were all into the Ayds candy, and that the disease was why the company changed the name. She also said the stimulants line was a real concern, because a lot of weight loss products were essentially just speed or some kind of amphetamines.

    • @Dom_Maretti
      @Dom_Maretti 10 місяців тому +4

      Ephedra was the big bad of the world of weight loss "supplements".

  • @theironnautilus7228
    @theironnautilus7228 3 місяці тому +34

    This video aged well with the new term for “gooning”

  • @thediabolicalgamer6006
    @thediabolicalgamer6006 4 роки тому +4694

    So before the 90’s “aids” was called “grid” which stood for “gay-related immune deficiency” I just learned that my self lol

    • @NorthernGreenEyes
      @NorthernGreenEyes 4 роки тому +79

      Mind.Blown 🤯

    • @Swordsoulreaver
      @Swordsoulreaver 4 роки тому +59

      OOF

    • @galaxyskyzziy2438
      @galaxyskyzziy2438 4 роки тому +35

      Wow

    • @myaalvarado3096
      @myaalvarado3096 4 роки тому +409

      Then they learned that anyone could get it. Smh. The ignorance and hatred.

    • @FurryMcMemes
      @FurryMcMemes 4 роки тому +352

      It was believed to be only a disease among the gay, though it was realized far too late that it affects everyone.

  • @itsyaboijc6700
    @itsyaboijc6700 3 роки тому +4001

    “Your cup size has really increased”
    “Thank you, I’m an alcoholic now”
    -
    Jacksepticeye

  • @Daniel-ym4to
    @Daniel-ym4to 3 роки тому +351

    If ayds were still a thing imagine walking into a store and asking the cashier "Do you have ayds?"

    • @nuggethere844
      @nuggethere844 3 роки тому +24

      “Oh sorry we’re out of ayds”

    • @rdclips3647
      @rdclips3647 2 роки тому +6

      No I don't have aids

    • @alexconn7473
      @alexconn7473 2 роки тому +7

      It could still be a thing they would just have to change the product name so it would be able to still be relevant today they could call it sweet thins

    • @soulless_jake540
      @soulless_jake540 Рік тому

      Sorry aids is out of atock

  • @billfrank5236
    @billfrank5236 3 роки тому +130

    Honestly... The pufferfish eating a carrot video made me literally cry when i found out why they were feeding it the carrot. Yes i know im dump leave me alone

  • @mina_h2002
    @mina_h2002 4 роки тому +3513

    "I'm an alcoholic now"
    Jack, you're Irish. I was under the impression that you were *always* an alcoholic.

    • @shemer00
      @shemer00 4 роки тому +25

      Exactly

    • @AmyJ_ThaFurryWitch
      @AmyJ_ThaFurryWitch 4 роки тому +95

      So wait, I thought Irishmen were alcoholics by default?
      (Not really, just making a joke)

    • @legalza0843
      @legalza0843 4 роки тому +52

      It’s literally in his blood

    • @beemis8469
      @beemis8469 4 роки тому +21

      That’s a bit racist but I like it

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 4 роки тому +41

      But now he's an alcoholic even by Irish standards.

  • @allysonwleklinski9862
    @allysonwleklinski9862 4 роки тому +992

    “* sneeze * Sorry I’m allergic to bullshit”
    Literally the best thing ever

    • @vodton6597
      @vodton6597 4 роки тому +10

      Allyson Wleklinski i literally use this line on a weekly basis

    • @samirnahas3592
      @samirnahas3592 4 роки тому +5

      Are you crying at a morty
      No I’m just allergic to dipshits

    • @iiNSideOfficial
      @iiNSideOfficial 4 роки тому +7

      Perfectly used in iRobot

    • @-Grovesy-
      @-Grovesy- 4 роки тому +1

      I also use this line on a weekly basis. That or "Press X for Doubt"

    • @legatelanius3343
      @legatelanius3343 4 роки тому +1

      So true my dad says that

  • @Zer0butReal
    @Zer0butReal 3 місяці тому +34

    Goon suit sounds so much worse in 2024 💀

  • @thetiredartist4818
    @thetiredartist4818 2 роки тому +69

    9:30
    Jack freaking out while everyone living in the south or by the coast is completely unphased

    • @Kolokommouna
      @Kolokommouna Рік тому

      I doubt many people in the tundras of inner Patagonia have this as a daily part of their lives

    • @thegirlofmanyfandoms99
      @thegirlofmanyfandoms99 11 місяців тому +1

      Newfoundlanders are also unphased

    • @erinyoung802
      @erinyoung802 3 місяці тому +1

      I was literally thinking “that actually seem really useful” 😂

  • @Kinetic_Silver
    @Kinetic_Silver 4 роки тому +5389

    They were saying that Ayds doesn’t make you freak out like how speed used to (which was a common Weight loss drug)

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  4 роки тому +1180

      Ahhhh!

    • @user-gk5vh8pd5l
      @user-gk5vh8pd5l 4 роки тому +95

      I thought speed was another name for met

    • @Kinetic_Silver
      @Kinetic_Silver 4 роки тому +49

      jacksepticeye keep up the good work, I love your videos and the community you’ve created!

    • @juliacoward1
      @juliacoward1 4 роки тому +112

      Well If ayds is key.... then that means... SPEED IS KEYYYYY

    • @alpacalypse4552
      @alpacalypse4552 4 роки тому +39

      I was coming here to say this! Old school appetite suppressants we’re straight up stimulants

  • @jasminefregoso6631
    @jasminefregoso6631 4 роки тому +1566

    Jack: *sneezes* “Sorry, sorry I’m allergic to bullshit.”
    Me: yes, true.

  • @cardlinsalmon3143
    @cardlinsalmon3143 2 роки тому +16

    "And if they clamp down on me, I'll claim...BANANA!"
    The timing on that was just perfect, I'm creasing XD

  • @willriggs6731
    @willriggs6731 2 роки тому +17

    The goon suit is literally the most aussie thing I ever seen. I need that for “alcohol free” festivals

  • @infamousphantom7845
    @infamousphantom7845 4 роки тому +905

    "Wow Maria, you look slimmer than ever"
    "Thanks, my son gave me AYDS"
    "Ahaha....what..."

  • @ironicugandan5826
    @ironicugandan5826 4 роки тому +1491

    Fun fact: The largest object removed from a anus is a regulation bowling pin.
    Also there has been a live grenade removed from a prisoner who tried to sneak it into prison

  • @legendari-on-yt-you-mfers
    @legendari-on-yt-you-mfers 2 місяці тому +7

    "Goon suit" has very different implications today

  • @dazzlingdazzler2313
    @dazzlingdazzler2313 2 роки тому +17

    7:14
    When he sneezed and said he was allergic to bullshit, it hit me. it's exactly what Will Smith said in that one movie 'I ROBOT!!!'🤣🤣

  • @florenciabuw3736
    @florenciabuw3736 4 роки тому +1154

    Jack:”Who dares disturb my slumber”
    My head: tHe FiTnEsSgRaM pAcEr TeST

    • @aidancommenting
      @aidancommenting 4 роки тому +18

      Oh god the memories of my gym class just came flooding back to me... I remember one kid in my class who got a twelve

    • @letsbe8540
      @letsbe8540 4 роки тому +5

      I was the kid that got 7 the first time then 79 at the end

    • @calebayala5686
      @calebayala5686 4 роки тому +1

      69th like

    • @hippityhoppityyourchildiso8803
      @hippityhoppityyourchildiso8803 4 роки тому +7

      PTSD intensifies

    • @redbozark5269
      @redbozark5269 4 роки тому +1

      I thought that Jack was referencing the cave of wonder from Aladdin

  • @andrekane4088
    @andrekane4088 3 роки тому +3977

    As an Australian i can confirm the 'Goon Suit' is something we would 100% do

  • @darnok6407
    @darnok6407 Рік тому +11

    "Oh no! They turn a fish into food in a kitchen!" ~ Basically Jacksepticeye during the pufferfish video

  • @uniiq7628
    @uniiq7628 3 роки тому +30

    you said karen and siri turned on, thats pretty epic

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +413

    Jack: Who dares to disturb my slumber
    Me: Your notifications sure don't mind waking me from my slumber

  • @camncheese
    @camncheese 4 роки тому +846

    “God, it turns your fish into a scaly condom!”
    “My wife would like that!”

  • @Keyser___Soze
    @Keyser___Soze 3 роки тому +16

    I was waiting for him to realize “AYDS” was a product before the “AIDS” virus.
    Glad he finally through in that “fun fact”

  • @retroskeleton7995
    @retroskeleton7995 3 роки тому +12

    “Who dares disturb my slumber”
    Me at 3 am: i-i-i dont know

  • @kierenzylstra922
    @kierenzylstra922 4 роки тому +3389

    Can we talk about how he said “Maybe I’m worth it, maybe it’s L’Oriel” instead of “Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Madeline”

  • @weneedlivesproductions5329
    @weneedlivesproductions5329 4 роки тому +671

    Ok but why is no one talking about “maybe I’m worth it. Maybe it’s Loreille”???

  • @MopTopMase
    @MopTopMase 3 місяці тому +5

    Sean was really ahead of the goon curve

  • @fletcherraleigh8220
    @fletcherraleigh8220 2 роки тому +5

    9:26 "Just wait 4 hours until I have to call my doctor."

  • @benfitzsimons7124
    @benfitzsimons7124 4 роки тому +643

    Jack: “what’s a goon suit”
    Every single Aussie: NOFUCKING WAY

    • @HintsofVanillla
      @HintsofVanillla 4 роки тому +15

      Why can I hear the accent bleeding from this comment

    • @kianaadams2852
      @kianaadams2852 4 роки тому +1

      OMG GOON

    • @lecaj239
      @lecaj239 4 роки тому

      too bad they are all burning right now

    • @grieve6959
      @grieve6959 4 роки тому +2

      llecajj that’s just a stereotype only like a small percentage is like every city is fine like dunno what your on

    • @benfitzsimons7124
      @benfitzsimons7124 4 роки тому +6

      llecajj Yes. We are burning. And it’s not even a joke at this point. It’s been months. People have died, lost their homes and our pm won’t do shit. Please help

  • @onebigmood9632
    @onebigmood9632 4 роки тому +1279

    “It turns the fish into a scaly condom.”
    “My wife would like that!”

    • @tolbryntheix4135
      @tolbryntheix4135 4 роки тому +32

      I guess that explains why that always smells like fish...

    • @joethomas5528
      @joethomas5528 4 роки тому +12

      at least it is free tho, no need for any cash

    • @Gay-eh2ng
      @Gay-eh2ng 4 роки тому +4

      Your profile pic is beautiful

    • @saltystrawberrii9935
      @saltystrawberrii9935 4 роки тому +5

      Nice pfp *wink wonk*

    • @qq-lw2vp
      @qq-lw2vp 4 роки тому

      a non virgin.

  • @athenapromachos3027
    @athenapromachos3027 3 місяці тому +5

    Him not being sure if goon/gooning was slang was.... oddly prescient.

  • @Cygnusart0843
    @Cygnusart0843 Рік тому +3

    9:33 fun fact I was trying to eat my lunch when I saw that 😂😂

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 4 роки тому +806

    “Why take diet pills when you can enjoy ayds?”
    Me: “Well yeah if you’re dead you don’t have to worry about weight loss”

  • @ashtonvickers928
    @ashtonvickers928 4 роки тому +710

    “Hairagami! For the woman who wants to look like they went to a hair salon in the Star Wars universe”

    • @somanshu640
      @somanshu640 4 роки тому

      😂😂

    • @KB-fk3jj
      @KB-fk3jj 4 роки тому +3

      That's a pretty sweet idea

    • @MercuryCat
      @MercuryCat 4 роки тому +1

      Fun fact! We own one but never use it!

    • @vzimmz69
      @vzimmz69 4 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @Shadow-xz4ir
      @Shadow-xz4ir 4 роки тому +2

      What’s even more funny, is I’ve actually seen the ad once and my grandma brought it as well

  • @cactusqueen6125
    @cactusqueen6125 Рік тому +7

    These videos are still helping with my depression long after quarantine

  • @__Smol_Edward_Commited_Arson__
    @__Smol_Edward_Commited_Arson__ 4 місяці тому +3

    “Hey bro what do you have?”
    *”A Y D S”*

  • @over7532
    @over7532 4 роки тому +1243

    I feel like Jack is gonna get jelly of Felix's break & they're both gonna go off to the countryside & grow beards.
    Gah Daym! Thanks for 1k likes guys!

    • @moonlight_.wolf.9807
      @moonlight_.wolf.9807 4 роки тому +39

      - Greenit - and grow potato’s

    • @mcoupe69
      @mcoupe69 4 роки тому

      - Greenit - no

    • @Sceusell
      @Sceusell 4 роки тому +16

      It’s not they both already have beards, so it’s just gonna be fake beards over their real beards

    • @ThusSpokeBushmasterZer0.
      @ThusSpokeBushmasterZer0. 4 роки тому

      no

    • @derealgod
      @derealgod 4 роки тому

      That’s what he’s doing on his break

  • @wolfbassgames1244
    @wolfbassgames1244 3 роки тому +1324

    Jack: *sneezes* sorry I’m allergic to bullshit.
    Me: me too Jack, me too.

    • @tobynara1000
      @tobynara1000 2 роки тому +6

      robitussin!!!

    • @Mama_nootnoot
      @Mama_nootnoot 2 роки тому +4

      Ya I am to cuz I sneeze when ever someone and or any of the Sans Aus something vary stupid or idiotic

    • @yvatruscott6771
      @yvatruscott6771 2 роки тому +1

      Dont you mean Sean?

    • @kin4386
      @kin4386 2 роки тому +1

      T'was a good i,Robot reference.

  • @johnthemountain7361
    @johnthemountain7361 2 роки тому +17

    5:30 ayds was created before aids was discowered

  • @X23CRIMZY
    @X23CRIMZY 2 роки тому +4

    “Dogs outside stfu”
    *as my dogs are barking outside*

  • @wd3185
    @wd3185 4 роки тому +572

    Commercials for Jack to see:
    "You, your girl and your Johnson"
    "Ball Busters"
    "Little Baby's Ice Cream"

    • @artyblouin172
      @artyblouin172 4 роки тому +4

      New Zealand deck commercial as well

    • @asoftie4315
      @asoftie4315 4 роки тому +13

      I think he's seen ball busters before in season 1

    • @AtlasVAL
      @AtlasVAL 4 роки тому +1

      commandeered4 YES YES NAP TIIME OMG YES :DDD

    • @luciluver420
      @luciluver420 4 роки тому +1

      @@asoftie4315 it was.

    • @lazed7399
      @lazed7399 4 роки тому +1

      commandeered4 yes

  • @MidnightRoses
    @MidnightRoses 3 роки тому +1414

    The fact that I see barely any comments about the fact the jack sneezed and said, and I quote- *cough cough*
    "I'm allergic to bull sh!t"
    -Jackcepticeye

    • @thedingboat5827
      @thedingboat5827 3 роки тому +23

      Jack in his 2nd Portal 2 co-op series: I smell some bullsh- * cough cough *
      Sorry, sorry I’m allergic to bullsh*t.

    • @Mad_Leroy
      @Mad_Leroy 3 роки тому +4

      the FAMOUS Jacksepticeye quote, and NO ONE pointed it out???!??!?

    • @catandrizzo5457
      @catandrizzo5457 3 роки тому +5

      I thought he said blue s**t because her dress was blue 🤣😂

    • @_disrupt8344
      @_disrupt8344 2 роки тому +2

      its a line from i robot

    • @animal_empyre
      @animal_empyre Рік тому +2

      I accidentally disliked your comment and now I feel bad

  • @BrimReaper10
    @BrimReaper10 2 роки тому +18

    Just was sick and this made me feel a hell of of a lot better, love your videos Sean, keep making people laugh, man do I miss meme time

  • @christopherdark4671
    @christopherdark4671 2 місяці тому +2

    0:21 "Will ya shhhhhhhhhut the f*ck up?"
    The vinegar in that statement! 😂

  • @hallava
    @hallava 3 роки тому +756

    I think the aids pills "not making you nervous" is a reference to how a lot of diet pills back in the day were basically amphetamine

    • @Truecrimeresearcher224
      @Truecrimeresearcher224 3 роки тому +31

      And the irony is those old diet pills were probably safer

    • @waffleauflauf4213
      @waffleauflauf4213 2 роки тому +26

      I was thinking about how most stimulants, like caffeine, can cause anxiety

    • @tktspeed1433
      @tktspeed1433 2 роки тому +23

      @@waffleauflauf4213 or amphetamine, methylphenidate (ritalin), meth, coke, nicotine, basically all stimulants.

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 2 роки тому +16

      Also, from the looks of it, this was in the 70s, and was this before the AIDS virus had transitioned to humans.
      It's kinda funny and kind of sad how people fail to realise how recent some history is.

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 Рік тому +1

      WOT

  • @Ownniceguy
    @Ownniceguy 4 роки тому +602

    Just add "My wife would like that." After any sentences and it makes sense.
    "Ive got 10 fingers."
    *MY WIFE WOULD LIKE THAT*

    • @moyaiswag
      @moyaiswag 4 роки тому +23

      Player #1 I’ve got a terrible medical condition
      My wife would like that

    • @Ownniceguy
      @Ownniceguy 4 роки тому +15

      @@moyaiswag nice
      I have a large bank account.
      *my wife would like that*

    • @ABANDONED23456
      @ABANDONED23456 4 роки тому +4

      WAIT NO-

    • @Oosjdnnf
      @Oosjdnnf 4 роки тому +10

      Ciro Moriello
      "my wife would like that"

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 4 роки тому +14

      "The fitnessgram pacer is a 30 minute test that gets progressively more difficult as it goes."
      "My wife would like that!"

  • @ehhhhhh1885
    @ehhhhhh1885 3 роки тому +43

    Jack's so cute, even now! He's still that baby Irish potato!

  • @peeblekitty5780
    @peeblekitty5780 3 роки тому +923

    12:22 my cat's name is pebbles and i almost spat out my drink-

  • @shilomclain8773
    @shilomclain8773 4 місяці тому +2

    To be fair: the ayds candy came out in the 1970s, while the first reported case of hiv/aids was in 1981.

  • @prodcas3906
    @prodcas3906 12 днів тому +5

    5:00 not jack predicting the future of tiktok/brainrot terminology

  • @statealchemist000
    @statealchemist000 4 роки тому +489

    Meanwhile on Family Guy: "Why aren't people buying your waffles Mr. Ayds?"
    "Its because I'm Irish Timmy, its because I'm Irish."
    Look it up XD

  • @yngbldexe9014
    @yngbldexe9014 4 роки тому +303

    “Do you want to go to the gym?”
    “No thanks I have AYDS.”

  • @Igiveuponlifern
    @Igiveuponlifern 2 місяці тому +4

    Goon has taken on a whole new meaning in 2024 💀

  • @ashgamesxwx
    @ashgamesxwx Місяць тому +1

    The gooner thing evolved well lmao

    • @crucialHeight
      @crucialHeight 28 днів тому

      😂 Bro I'm literally thinking the same thing 😂

  • @confused_rat7224
    @confused_rat7224 4 роки тому +538

    Jack: does that mean that people that drink goons are called goonies?
    Me an Australian: nah they're just called alcoholics.

    • @stewartescaross3712
      @stewartescaross3712 4 роки тому +3

      Vonican'thuman nice

    • @caelummccartin4310
      @caelummccartin4310 4 роки тому +4

      I had no clue that goon was slang for alcohol thingy, even though I live in australia. So I had no clue if that was the case or not

    • @rocketfuel7340
      @rocketfuel7340 4 роки тому +1

      Ur burning

    • @confused_rat7224
      @confused_rat7224 4 роки тому +4

      @@rocketfuel7340 oh I'm aware.

    • @Miss_Distress
      @Miss_Distress 4 роки тому +1

      @@caelummccartin4310 Yeah, I've heard it but it's not common.

  • @dalekprawn
    @dalekprawn 4 роки тому +593

    "Was that a thing, that appetite suppressants were things that made you worry"
    History lesson for you Jack:
    In the 1950s a drug called "Obetrol" was a popular appetite suppressant for weight-loss.
    Obetrol's generic name was Methamphetamine.

    • @sweatpantsromance
      @sweatpantsromance 4 роки тому +23

      ...wow

    • @garnettekken
      @garnettekken 4 роки тому +17

      Of fucking course

    • @KairraKat
      @KairraKat 4 роки тому +43

      In the Victorian Era they sold worm tablets to help women stay slim. I don't mean earthworms ground into pills...I mean they sold tapeworm eggs, which you swallowed and they hatched into tapeworms that lived in your stomach in an almost symbiotic relationship with you, eating part of everything you digested and causing you to stay thin and looking 'beautiful'.
      This is also why I do not subscribe to the ethos that thin is beautiful.

    • @cyan2885
      @cyan2885 4 роки тому +11

      @@KairraKat Oh my jesus i thought it was fake but google says IT'S REAL!

    • @flamantvert6916
      @flamantvert6916 4 роки тому

      Holy hell

  • @isuckminionballs
    @isuckminionballs 3 роки тому +7

    0:32 this had me wheezing please 😭

  • @imaBEMADD
    @imaBEMADD 2 роки тому +5

    3:30 Its just makes perfect sense that this is an Australian skit 🤣

  • @chizujazelledaichireimiko7119
    @chizujazelledaichireimiko7119 3 роки тому +919

    Imagine being at a party and someone comes up to you and says, "oh you've lost some weight I see, what did you do?"
    and you just say, "I got AYDS"

    • @animegurlmbp
      @animegurlmbp 3 роки тому +6

      Imma text that to my bf just see his reaction

    • @enchroony6656
      @enchroony6656 3 роки тому +1

      @@animegurlmbp uhhh wat happened

    • @animegurlmbp
      @animegurlmbp 3 роки тому +13

      @@enchroony6656 He was actually freaked ngl until he saw how I spelled it and knew it was a joke (which is weird because he also watches Sean constantly)😂

    • @Shearlocks
      @Shearlocks 3 роки тому +18

      So fun thing, AYDs was an actual thing that existed before the disease AIDS was known/well known, but uh the product kind of died in the 80s for obvious reasons.

    • @enchroony6656
      @enchroony6656 3 роки тому +2

      @@animegurlmbp lol

  • @gli_chee_draws
    @gli_chee_draws 4 роки тому +284

    *_"I'm allergic to bullsh!t."_*
    This is now my favorite quote of the whole year. xD

  • @candycass
    @candycass 2 роки тому +2

    I hate how much I have to pause Jacks videos so I can stop laughing so I can hear the rest of the video

  • @BrodyBurodi
    @BrodyBurodi 2 роки тому

    “Do you want to be a great fisherman?”
    “NO!”

  • @Donjauncherrytempo
    @Donjauncherrytempo 4 роки тому +586

    Diet pills at that point in time were basically meth so that’s where the “won’t make you worry” thing came from

    • @PearDaily
      @PearDaily 4 роки тому +3

      675109

    • @brettanderson6038
      @brettanderson6038 4 роки тому +11

      They essentially used adhd medication which was basically meth then, which makes you nervous i would guess

    • @LividMoodflow
      @LividMoodflow 4 роки тому +7

      I thought it had something to do with caffeine. Caffeine can make people anxious, myself included. Meth sounds more interesting tho :D

    • @Donjauncherrytempo
      @Donjauncherrytempo 4 роки тому +5

      LividMoodflow nah dawg I wasn’t being too hyperbolic they were like basically speed which is why people would get super addicted to them. It’s like that same stuff that truck drives use to stay awake for 3 days

    • @tallulahmars2577
      @tallulahmars2577 4 роки тому +7

      They used benzedrine and dexedrine for "pep pills" back then. Both forms of methamphetamine. They gave you energy and made you lose weight. Judy Garland has talked about how the studio's gave her "pep pills" keeping them up for 18hrs, then giving them sleeping pills to knock them out for 4hrs, only to wake them back up with more pep pills for another 18hrs. And this is when she was a teenager! So yeah, different forms of meth were legal and highly used back then.

  • @bobster4209
    @bobster4209 4 роки тому +554

    Jacksepticeye: brings back jacksepticeyes funniest home videos
    Whiteboard: "I'm out"

  • @noob_4986
    @noob_4986 2 роки тому +1

    Jack : "it turns your fish into a fucing scaly condo*
    that guy : "my wife would like that"
    😂😂

  • @ehhhhhh1885
    @ehhhhhh1885 3 роки тому +2

    Me, realizing Jack's still alive: *tears of joy*

  • @lakesharobertson1245
    @lakesharobertson1245 4 роки тому +2222

    Sean: Are Australians that drink goon, Gooners?
    Me an Australian: No, they're just called Alcoholics.......XD

    • @jeng3805
      @jeng3805 4 роки тому +4

      😂

    • @cathie9504
      @cathie9504 4 роки тому +7

      well youre not wrong lmao

    • @rgaming1985
      @rgaming1985 4 роки тому +6

      What is the goonies movie called for you guys

    • @jeng3805
      @jeng3805 4 роки тому +4

      Lol, The Goonies are called the Goonies

    • @liammack7196
      @liammack7196 4 роки тому +6

      You mean, they’re just called Australians.

  • @Dragonjae660
    @Dragonjae660 4 роки тому +407

    People who drink goon aren’t called “Gooners” or “Goonies” we’re called aussies

  • @rorikjrclaybourne
    @rorikjrclaybourne 2 роки тому +3

    Coming back to this video, I found myself singing along, it's catchy, good job Jack and Robin

  • @ZodiacSpirit2478
    @ZodiacSpirit2478 Рік тому +2

    My God that intro song always makes me smile. Funniest Home Videos is officially my favorite series on UA-cam now.

  • @starrypines590
    @starrypines590 4 роки тому +437

    So, when Sean sneezed, I immediately responded "sorry, he's allergic to bullshit." At the exact same time he said it.

    • @jennabing5619
      @jennabing5619 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @cirqueradio9715
      @cirqueradio9715 4 роки тому +7

      great minds think alike

    • @Cchase
      @Cchase 4 роки тому +3

      A lot of respect for you

    • @anarchistnudle
      @anarchistnudle 4 роки тому +1

      Should have said dogshit.

    • @starrypines590
      @starrypines590 4 роки тому +4

      @@anarchistnudle I think I'm going to listen to your username on this one

  • @savannahbrandenburg2100
    @savannahbrandenburg2100 4 роки тому +253

    Jack who can’t hear me: *sneezes*
    Me: bless you

    • @tlyke
      @tlyke 4 роки тому +1

      The allergy to bullsh!t has symptoms of hearing loss

    • @jessebananasaurus1526
      @jessebananasaurus1526 4 роки тому +1

      If only!
      Meanwhile, one month later, I was having a pretty bad day when my mom came over to see me, but paused before she said anything and pointed at my computer screen, saying "Oh are you talking to somebody?" I looked behind me because I'd just taken a shower and didn't remember - this video was paused. 🤣

  • @theshuman100
    @theshuman100 Рік тому

    jack really sees a 20 second video, hear a fish go *aaeuggh* and just tabs out without finishing it

  • @gobi3269
    @gobi3269 3 роки тому +2

    Lol jack almost almost said u have to bone the fish instead of debone

  • @madisonmcdonald9453
    @madisonmcdonald9453 4 роки тому +202

    Jack: "Oh no"
    "WONDER BONER"
    Jack: "oh... *no* "

    • @kyliesmith9199
      @kyliesmith9199 4 роки тому

      @@Dylan_T_Clark AHJDSGAKHDJHZSDjAS BRUHHHH

    • @1992holycrap
      @1992holycrap 4 роки тому +3

      "M Y W I F E W O U L D L I K E T H A T"
      Jack: *"OH NOOOO"*

    • @Brandon11746
      @Brandon11746 4 роки тому

      LOL

  • @J_dnvg
    @J_dnvg 4 роки тому +436

    Ive never seen someone get disgusted and interested in so many things.

  • @justinekingmaker493
    @justinekingmaker493 Рік тому +1

    "Ayds" candies, was made by the Campanna company in Batavia, IL.
    I grew up two towns north and we'd drive by the factory all the time when I was a kid.
    We all knew it as the "Ayds" building.
    This was BEFORE AIDS was even a thing.
    The outbreak of AIDS is what actually killed the product.
    It was actually pretty popular, until the mid-80's.
    It now houses several smaller businesses, one of which used to be a costume warehouse for local community and school theatre productions. (I only know this because I worked for that business years ago.)

  • @callsignvalkyrie
    @callsignvalkyrie 3 місяці тому +5

    the days before gooning

  • @ashleysutton4253
    @ashleysutton4253 4 роки тому +1048

    Jack: "If you want your hair to look like some demonic symbol"
    Me: "...or the letter S"

  • @nebbercracker1639
    @nebbercracker1639 2 роки тому +3

    "No thank you, i have AYDS✨" PLEASE IM CHOKING- (8:10)

  • @curlychia924
    @curlychia924 2 роки тому +1

    i can't be the only who starts quoting jack mainfold saying "pebbles is quite good" in their head

  • @sigurd5489
    @sigurd5489 4 роки тому +348

    “I want my hair to look like it has been attacked by a birds nest!”
    -Jacksepticeye 2020

  • @tadaotakumi9852
    @tadaotakumi9852 4 роки тому +382

    The goon suit sounds like something 5 minutes crafts would make.

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 4 роки тому +6

      It was, wasn't it? That made a tie

    • @johnnyguevin7888
      @johnnyguevin7888 4 роки тому

      iob aY! I mean sure if you constantly want to be completely drunk and or someone who is waisted off your behinds on wine/any kind of alcohol all the time then go right ahead and try making a goon wine/alcohol suit

    • @finley6161
      @finley6161 4 роки тому

      Haven't even seen the video and it sounds like it too lol

    • @thedingo23
      @thedingo23 4 роки тому +1

      Well here in Australia you find a good place to hide your goonbags 😀

    • @vastfuldreams605
      @vastfuldreams605 4 роки тому

      5- minute crafts made a tie that holds goon

  • @kadajsnightqueen
    @kadajsnightqueen 6 місяців тому +1

    I know it’s been ages since Jack’s done one of these, but I have the perfect thing for him to laugh at: the Jim Henson Wilkins Coffee commercials. There’s action! There’s drama! There’s explosions! There’s puppets! There’s a gag that was taken to nearly every extreme possible and proved so jaw-drop memorable and WTF and funny, it inspired both Mr. Bill and the Pizza Hut talking pizza commercials! These commercials pre-date the Muppets, and they are kind of like a coffee-obsessed Kermit taking personal offense to somebody who really doesn’t care for their favorite brand, and expressing their feelings on the matter with murder.

  • @hannahvandalen992
    @hannahvandalen992 2 роки тому +2

    its 2022 now, this guy has never failed to make me laugh

  • @arcticfox5379
    @arcticfox5379 4 роки тому +421

    “It looks like a regular coffee cup, but you put booze in it”

    • @chaoticsovereign
      @chaoticsovereign 4 роки тому +8

      its called recycling

    • @saltedcoffee2446
      @saltedcoffee2446 4 роки тому +4

      I should not have been wheezing as much as I did when I heard that.

    • @rumblebee5812
      @rumblebee5812 4 роки тому +1

      Why not just use a regular coffee cup but for free

    • @landonwatson1575
      @landonwatson1575 4 роки тому +2

      Or you know go to therapy to get that alcohol problem fixed

    • @zacharyylol2585
      @zacharyylol2585 4 роки тому +1

      you mean if I use a uhhh example, a hydroflask, that’s recycling cups?

  • @kindatoogayforthis938
    @kindatoogayforthis938 4 роки тому +358

    “Refresh me!”
    Coronavirus: *im about to end this mans whole spring*

    • @Cosmoa-Music
      @Cosmoa-Music 4 роки тому +2

      Omg

    • @mxxa7881
      @mxxa7881 4 роки тому +3

      People are saying that in the summer the coronavirus is going to die down a bit but in the fall it will probably get worse.

  • @lockette021
    @lockette021 Рік тому

    "Maybe I'm worth it, maybe it's Loreal"
    -Jack Septiceye 2020

  • @archie1299
    @archie1299 Рік тому +1

    Just an FYI this is the proper Australian way to drink goon: first it has to be very, very cheap. Then you take it out of the box and carry the sack (goonbag) around like a baby and drink directly from it's tap. When you're done, blow through the tap to inflate the bag, and use it as a pillow when you eventually curl up to sleep in the garden.

  • @BigBoy069
    @BigBoy069 4 роки тому +193

    “And if they put down that shit I’ll claim-”
    “BANANA”
    I laughed so hard when I heard that

  • @itsmeemohere
    @itsmeemohere 4 роки тому +310

    “It’s hard to bone-debone your fish” - 2020 Jacksepticeye

    • @carlclaessens5877
      @carlclaessens5877 4 роки тому +8

      Once you bone a fish, you can't debone it anymore.

    • @taitia8619
      @taitia8619 2 роки тому

      @@carlclaessens5877 (suddenly thinking about Wilbur Soot...)