Woman Loves To Drink Her Own Urine! - Jacksepticeyes funniest home videos
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Like this video before youtube demonetises it and I have to live on the streets!
Hey jack hows your day of *L A U G H*
Edit: (Wow I'm first!?)
Okay I did it, when are you coming back home dad?
AHHHHHHH
Ly jack
Hell yeah
Jack: I'm a brave boy
Woman: I drink my own urine
Jack: NOT A BRAVE ENOUGH BOY FOR THIS
Lauri Jones How tf do you even produce 2 liters of urine a day
@@kydog218 EW
Nice jontron reference
Vermutlich funny
I was using Deutsch for da first wrd
I can hear this comment
Body: *naturally disposes of toxins through urine*
Person: *drinks urine*
Body: Am I a joke to you
Bear grills: I drank my urine to get popular
The lady who drinks piss: hold my piss
Colton Norem person:I’m thirsty let me do me
its like healing from a wound and then when its fully healed you wound yourself again, this woman is stupid 😂
*snicker*
It doesn't fuck around, baby!
“Maybe her insides are actually part engine”
IS SHE THE CHILD OF NATHANIEL AND CHASE???
Oh god please no… no NO
🤣i never thought of that
Now i know where to get parts for my bmw if I ever need any
Yes yes she is
Who's the "woman" of the relationship?🤔
@PuppyCat the previous episode has a man who fell in love and has “sexual relations” with his car
"if your piss is 95% water, does that mean Jesus can walk on your piss?"
*NOW I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT*
Are you still thinking about it
@@judechabot5120 yes-
@@hhttppss0 you still thinking about it?
@@percyswonderland no but thanks for the reminder
@@hhttppss0 still thinking about that?
Jack: "I fear no man, but that thing..."
*Woman breathing her own urine*
Jack: "It scares me."
God during that urine part I was crying of laughter and this comment isn't helping😂
Tru XD
actually it's physically impossible for you to breath liquid.
@@jeffthepuppetYT we know that dude it's fukin fake calm down Einstein
Absurd Doggo I was thinking that
Carrie's kidneys seeing the wastes they just removed come back: 👁👄👁
Julius seems like good, lovely person. And the fact that his wife is accepting his addiction even if she find it strange is really wholesome. I'm glad they're good with each other.
Exactly. If we take the video at face value, Julius is just a good man with a quirk he knows the society would not accept, so he keeps it private. And the fact that he found a life mate who accepts him as he is? TOO adorable, and something WAY too rare in real life...
Absolutely. I think a lot of people forget to look past things we think are strange or gross. Carrie might be a good woman too, I just personally wouldn’t touch her or stand too close, but I’m not going to act like she’s a demonic virus. I know many people personally who have strange or gross (at least to me) hobbies, addictions, hyperfixations and kinks, and they’re all very kind, polite, intelligent and good folk. I’ve made it a habit not to judge people on their likes and dislikes, but rathe r how they treat others, animals and themselves.
Jack: *freaks out over woman drinking her own pee*
_Meanwhile over on Unus Annus_
I appreciate this comment
FACTSSS
yes yes I know I would find a comment like this, lol
FACTSSSSS
Some people in Germany do it
On Strange Addiction:
Jacksepticeye: I'm addicted to the same great coke taste but zero sugar, with a hint of added vanilla.
True
😂😂😂😂 Right!
Or drink Vanilla Coke :3
DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES
Ur satan you have 666 likes
As someone who struggles with germophobia, women like Carrie make me fear the outside world
I'm not sure if this helps any, but urine is actually a sterile solution. In the past people would even wash wounds out with it if there was no source of clean water available.
I'm not a germophobe, in fact I'm kind of a slob, but she scares me, too.
6:57 literally made me cry because of laughter
"So we've just gone from someone who is addicted to drinking gasoline,to someone who is addicted to drinking assoline"🤣😂😭
"How do you just decide one day to drink your own piss"
*Unus Annus starts playing in the background*
*the clicking noise of the clock starts*
Unus Annus Unus Annus
Unus Annus Unus Annus
Unus Annus Unus Annus
Love your profile pic
"I fear no man"
"But that... thing"
(drinking one's own piss)
"I T S C A R E S M E"
Scared everyone
fuck i was about to do this meme lol
I think everyone is smart!
But that ... girl
*points at shannon*
She is an idiot
@@tenkoshigaraki1233 LOL
nah she gets her supply from sniper
Sean: I'm a brave boy!
Carrie: I'm addicted to drinking my own urine
Also Sean: NOT BRAVE ENOUGH FOR THIS!!!!
I googled Carrie the pee lady. Apparently she's a flat Earther, so that makes sense
How is she still alive? She's got some serious mental problems
*CHOKES* BAHAHHAHAHA
She talks so slow and weird... I feel like there definitely is something wrong. Maybe or maybe not has to do with the pee
All I could think about when she was talking was periods...what would she do then? whaaarrghhh
Seth Deth gravity
If Shannon started smoking, she'd burst into flames
....I'm so sorry-
Breaking news : a woman caught running through the streets on fire! Is this the cause of some strange addiction . Me: I KNOW HER!
Bruhhhhh it’s 3:45 and I be thinkin she is da true human torch or if she was in the olympics she would be the torch and light the big torch
I’m going to hell for mass genocide, capitolism, and laughing at this comment.
@@woods2water-fishing *Olympics
Inky Stars thank you
for anyone wondering the gasoline chick was not actually drinking gasoline, in fact it was water (if i remember right i did a ton of research on the matter) so dont worry about her safety (i dont know about the urine lady tho i look at it lol)
right
From what I've read, she passed away at 26.
Ok, nobody ever let the gas drinking girl smoke a cigarette!
Jack: “Water has no flavor”
Also Jack: “Water’s delicious”
-Jack 2019
But it true tho
Waters flavor is its temperature, just think about it
We r the only ppl watching in 2019/2020 the ppl who drink their own pp and petrol are probably dead XD
God damnit
Did I post this twice?!
His name is Jack, and he approves this message
Jack: I fear no man. But that...
*girl drinking urine*
Jack: That scares me.
Lol i said that too
Wouldn't that scare you too? If she drinks urine, no telling what she'll do to you if you piss her off.
Relax That Not Pee that a cup of tea Or apple juice. 😅
@@zenovia1004 sure. If that helps you not want to throw your phone in the artic ocean.
lol also isn't that a tf2 reference
For the balloon addiction, just imagine what a robbers reaction would be
“So, we’ve just went from someone who’s addicted to drinking gasoline, to someone who is addicted to drinking Assoline. Excellent!”
Excellent joke from sean
Her: I liKe wArM pEe,
Jack: I dont agree
Very poetic
Bars
Lards
Ur like just 666
"If your piss is 95% water, does that mean Jesus can walk on your piss?" has to be one of the greatest existential questions I have ever heard in my life.
I’m scared
jesus just appears on your steady stream of piss and crab shuffles and kicks you in the face, spraying your piss everywhere
Amitte Sukku INDEED
He's just ankle deep in your piss
Lol
I've seen the balloon man clip before and i had the EXACT same reaction when he said 'my wife'
I made it to the point where the piss lady said she used piss for toothpaste, they I couldn't do it, I couldn't finish the video. Thanks Jack, you made me lose my faith in humanity again!🤣
_And I'm addicted to drinking gasoline_
*5 seconds of silence*
Jack: *UH IM SORRY, WHAt?*
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽
@@kieranhannon9470
{\_l}
( ;w·)
/ \
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1 gallon of gasoline contains enough calories for a single average human lifetime.
@@zoleroid7027 damn
Woman: drinks urine
Her body: here we go again
LMDAO
Her body will make the same pee again.
LMAOOOODJSK RJJS
Plot twist: Shannon is actually a robot that runs on an engine.
Literally as soon as the girl said she drinks gas I said “I’m sorry what?” Then not seconds later I hear jack say exactly that
“ I like warm pee” Jack: “I.. I don’t agree”
That made me laugh so hard!
Ahhhh... so you like it cold gotcha
Yup me too! 🤢🤢🤢
Put ice in it instead!
Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed this lol
Next episode: Jack's strange addiction to *yelling*
but is it really that strange?
And writing laugh on the board
@Aroosa nayyab , and breaking things
@Mariah Baca , for the neighbors more than likely
@@_fai. and slapping the white board.
“I’m addicted to drinking my urine” Sean: Hol up Me: 𝗟𝗼𝘂𝗱 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗹𝘂𝗿𝗽
Shannon is secretly the Terminator.
“Your piss is 95 percent water..does that mean Jesus can walk on your piss?”
I WAS DEAD AND GONE
SAME I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT-
Shannon: I’m addicted to drinking gasoline.
Lady: Hold my piss
This made me fucking cry laughing thank you🤣🤣
Wow lol
Someone tell Shannon to never become a fire swallower
@@javenrussell3011 That would be an awesome burp.
xD you got me so hard on that one
Pee: ima head out
Pee again: ima head in
Water: imma stay out
Violet soul what
Lucky the Duck she dosenet drink water cuz she’s drinking piss
@@firedragon9966 right
*aight*
"That's deep but not as deep as that gasoline in her system" that had me dead😂
Jack:water has no taste
Also Jack:ITS DELECIOS
" Humans can't breathe liquids. I tried. " Me: " ... Jack, that's called drowning. "
both wrong - google "perfluorocarbon" :)
@@theherumuuto no
@Specter NoobSlayer well yeah, but sometimes he even refers to himself as Jack so.....
I am the one who corrects your facts - you can breathe a few liquids
@@theherumuuto vaporize and breathe it in
Lady drinks 1-3 oz of gasoline
Doctor: you gonna die fam
Lady: *shocked Pikachu face*
😂 Yep.
how do you do bold text
@@AndersonJakob By using "*" on either end of the phrase
@@AndersonJakob like this:*(Message)*
*Yep*
people always told me not to grow my hair out. They would say shit like... "Long hair is for girls" and "You'll look stupid". 4 years later and my hair is so long. Glad to know you not like them. I know this might seem kinda generic but, you are one of my favorite youtubers. Thanks for motivating me to keep growing my mop of mine. :)
Carrie: “I like warm pee”
Jack: “I- I don’t agree”
jack:water has no taste
jack: *drinks water*
jack: DELICIOUS
*Kowalski analysis*
Waters flavor is the temperature
*If it's hot it tastes hot*
*If it's cold it taste cold*
*If it's warm it taste warm*
How
I
Don't
Know
But
It
Is
It tastes good if I'm thirsty, it tastes bland if I'm not.
This made me laugh congratulations
Ikr
7:00 "From gasoline to assoline"
Jacksepticeye 2019
God DAMNIT
But piss doesn't come from the ass...
Rith Trelin r/woooooosh
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's why we have a gasoline shortage and the prices go high
I just realised that jack can make anything funny
"I like warm pee" - Carrie the pee lady
"I don't agree" - Jacksepticeye
I seriously couldn't stop laughing at that part
same
Bars for dayzzzz
You should’ve started that sentence with my dog stepped on a bee
@@The_Skrunklee_Little_Skrimbow
Amber: "My dog stepped on a bee"
Carrie: "I like warm pee"
Jack: "I don't agree"
@@h_vmpiri9349 Thank you good sir
Women: putting piss in her eye
Jack: - screaming
Me- dying of laughter and rolling across the floor like I’m having a seizure
ME TOO I thought it was just me that that it was funny
I legit sounded like a spray bottle lmao
im afraid too
Lol same!🤣🤣
At that part I just died on the
Mans wasnt aloud at his niece brithday ever again and they put a restraining order on him for traumatizing every child there
Anyone else come back to Sean's videos from two years ago to gage where you were emotionally?
Pure chaos. 😂 I was also teetering on the edge of a mental breakdown around this time.
"I like warm pee"
"I-I don't agree"
I like how that rhymed...
Its medication time
I like how that timed
I KEEP REPEATING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIIINNN!!!!
“I like warm pee”
“I-I don’t agree”
I DIED🤣🤣
Derpy Pigeon I commented the exact same thing 4 months ago
@@ryanr2363 well I never saw your comment...
It rhymes
Wot do marn
@@thisiswhatnoobsdo857 nigga y
Ah, yes a balloon with your breath in it has a soul
I like how the balloon guy actually looks like he could be mr Fredricksen.
“Water has no taste! its delicious!”
-Jacksepticeye, 2019
Lol
It's so good after waking from an alcohol bender. SOOOO GOOD!
Haha, well did you know that there is a country out there that literally drinks their urine after they wash out all of the urine-like chemicals? Look it up!
What time?
Its straight fuckin water man😂
Nobody:
Jack: I'm about to sister die from chemical poisoning.
*James Charles entered the chat*
When he says it doesn’t have a flavor and then says it’s delicious
With gas prices being so dang high I want to see if she stopped
‘Jesus can walk on water, does that mean he can walk on your piss?’
Well, yes, but only 95% of the time
or, he sinks into 5 percent of it
like if he walked on a really deep pool of piss he would sink to like above toes or at ankles
lol
Oooof
Lol
Huhuhuhuhuhu
the other 5% is meanwhile being drunk by the piss woman
Guys, what's your sexuality?
Person 1: I'm just straight
Person 2: I think I might be Bi
Person 3: I'm gay
What about you person 4?
Person 4: Balloons
Lmfao
I identify as a attacke helicopter
I'm bi 乂❤‿❤乂
@@waterwaifu612 😂 (」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣
Sounds like ace but i could be wrong am i wrong (asexual)
Sometimes I feel weird or out of place. These People make me feel a LOT better
I feel like Jack deserves 111 million subscribers and PewDiePie 28.1 million subscribers I love to watch these vids
Me: "Balloon man sounds pretty wholesome."
Balloon man: "It's also a sexual love."
Me: "Can there be no innocence in this Hell we call Life?"
Evil Cat to be fair, it was the tamest one in this episode
At least he wasnt drinking balloon carcuses...🤔🤔🤔
You know, balloons contribute a lot of rubber/non-biodegradable waste in the world.
As weird as it is, he's helping the planet.
"I fear no man. But that thing..."
*i like do drink my own piss.*
"It scares me."
What!!!?
poor heavy
Do?
*SNIPERS*
@@amieliskandar1361 im a sniper main tbh, i use the sleeper as well
Jack calling me a Sasquatch makes me smile for unknown reasons ☺️
She's a robot in disguise
jack: Who just goes like “ya know what, I’m gonna drink my own piss today”
Unus Annus: *alright, don’t judge us-*
They filtered theirs until it was almost purely water, though. They didn't drink straight urine.
well yea but still lmao-
EW!!!!!!!
I see you are a man of culture...
Yes, someone knows.
Jack: Water's tasteless.
Also Jack: * sip *
Jackaboy: It's delicious!
Dammit beat me bye 21 minutes ago
Saw this while he did this lol
His name is sean
@@secretblue0290 I know lol it's just a habit of calling him jack
Somehow I always end up watching and returning to videos that are close to Christmas.
“Mmmmmmmm, maybe a little lemony”
Oh boy. The forbidden lemonade.
Lady Drinks pee: a little lemony
Lemonade: you know I’m also lemony
It is and i love it
Um
Plot twist:lemon seeds are made with pee
I like the smell of if but I don't want to chug chug
You know, I'm something of a citric-acid myself..
Her and her friends: *on a road trip*
The car: *runs out of gas*
Friend: “hey Shannon!”
KILL HER only one person will make it to grandma’s house
@Felm it’s like a gas tank
Imagine her cremation...
She gets sick into the petrol tank 🤣🤣🤣
Noooo whyyyy. I'm supposed to be in math class. Now I cant stop laughing.
“I like warm pee”
“I don’t agree”
“Assoline” is now my new favorite thing
Nobody:
Shannon: *I Sexually Identify As A Car Engine*
Why
i guess she's the perfect fit for daniel , that one obsessed with cars
Sam and colby fan?
No attack helicopter she will be drinking enough
"On every level except physical, I'm a car. Vroom!"
Uses piss to brush teeth
Me: what is this ancient Rome
No it’s Unus Annus
@@noperope1208 aaaaaaaa AAAAAAA PEEEE SAUNAAAAAAA
I...I would like an explanation please. What were they doing?!?
No I think it's 2020 about the same level of intelligence
14:26 I’m dead 😂😂😂
What even was that intro... I have to go rewatch that to let in all sink in...
Jack is the best UA-camr ever.
Doctor: ma’am i’m sorry to say but you have 24 hours to live
Shannon: but doctor why
Doctor: I think you know why
*my car runs out of fuel*
Me: *Looks at Shannon* Yo Shannon i need you to vomit into my gas tank!
Shannon: Sorry wait a sec imma go shit out my intestines
I’m laughing so hard at this cause my names actually Shannon😂
@@Shannon-fe5ee same
@@Shannon-fe5ee I'm so sorry to do this but....X,D 😂😂😂
@@Shannon-fe5ee *pats the hood of my car, looks at you with a grin and repeatedly raises my eyebrows* eh? Eeeehhh?
I know it’s a bit late but, I don’t think she can Continue to drink gasoline with these gas prices 😂
"That's when your face goes red not when u stick your head in the toilet and hit the plunger."
What's a plunger gonna do in this situation?
Sometimes the toilet handle is called a plunger.
nobody:
literally nobody:
Jack: *maybe her insides are part engine*
*or maybe she's actually immortal*
*muffled speaking intensifies*
gasoline girl farts:
* Engine sounds *
Wither Destroyer 5 * sputtering diesel truck muffler sounds *
I swear at that point how much she drinks gasoline she can literally take a piss in your gas tank and now you have infinite fuel
Sounds gross but I'm willing to try it LMAO
Wither Destroyer 5 hey I’ll take free gasoline wherever I can get it Dodge Challengers take a lot
w h e e z e
@@sincerelysarcastic1494 "i call her big ol'bezy."
The gasoline girl: *why does it feel so good but hurt so bad*
"the only people that know are my family"
and 5.4 million others that watch this video LOL
"I'm addicted to drinking coca cola zero sugar same great coke taste but zero sugar now with a hint of added vanilla"
*NOT SPONSORED*
SolarRex gaming
I am addicted to drinking Red Zone Mountain Dew
And I’m addicted to chicken sandwiches with about half a bottle of chicken sauce
I'm addicted to coca-cola classic.
I'm addicted to oxygen
Damn actually I think that would taste pretty good
I'm addicted to water.
1940: I bet there'll be flying cars in the future
2019: I like warm pee
U legit copied @ali fares
I killed fanatic_eryc I’m posting it soon on UA-cam
(I’m nasty)
Damn merlelias
in back to the future II. they fought that 2015 was the time for plastic shirts and flying cars so yeah. and back to the future i think was at 1985. so yeah.
@@PopExtra, gota love bttf!
That first one is gonna drain her bank account now
I only know a tiny bit of chemistry, but that's enough to make me shocked that the gasoline woman is even alive.
girl that drinks gasoline: exists
My brain: I wonder if her burps can run my car?
Imagine lighting a cig when she burps...
She’d get some bad heartburn prob
No
She makes global warming worse
Everytime she burps
Single handedly increases the earths temperature by 10% more than cattle
She can really be called gas power
Jack: Hugging her will give you 2nd degree burns.
Also Jack: Shannon, do you need a hug?
Wow thanks for the likes!!
hehe 69th like ;)
Jack is willing to sacrifice himself to help Shannon
He must really be dedicated to cheer Shannon up
A random pedestrian who sees this man carrying balloons is now scarred
fun fact: the consistency of urine is actually confirmed to be the same as soup
“If it hurts you that’s not it feeling good. Hurting Is nature way of telling you to stop”
*masochism rates drops to zero*
;-; wish that was true
Uhm I like pain tho
Carebear UwU who doesn’t
Doom Fish okay then I’m not a person XD
𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰~
*Narrator* "But julius' obsession with balloons goes beyond shapes and colours"
*Jack* "Uh-oh.."
I was looking at the comments looking for this comment I saw a glimpse of earlier but didn't want to spoil and read the comment as it was happening.
*BALLOON D I L D O*
*why do i hear boss music*
Julius: "I mean don't you like to hug and kiss a woman that you love?"
Gab: *exists with Jack*
Your videos never fail to cheer me up ☺️
I honestly feel bad for the gas lady. "It hurts me but makes me feel good" is basically the equivalent of people who are addicted to vapes.