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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  5 років тому +33834

    L A U G H!

  • @andrewchurch452
    @andrewchurch452 5 років тому +2968

    Caddy: Sir why don’t you try this club yet?
    Golfer: No don’t touch that!
    *piss goes everywhere*

  • @vvkittycat
    @vvkittycat 3 роки тому +879

    *D R A N K
    A
    L O T
    O F
    W A T E R
    I
    R E A L L Y
    H A V E
    T O
    G O*
    Jack: AHHH-

  • @toadonline6494
    @toadonline6494 3 роки тому +872

    Imagine you acidently use the uro club while your golfing, and you swing it so hard when it hits the ball, it breaks, and everyone gets sprayed by old musty piss thats been in there for days

  • @crusaderknight5944
    @crusaderknight5944 4 роки тому +3283

    *while golfing
    Hey jerry, why is your golf club sloshing?
    *sweats nervously

    • @alanacasper5522
      @alanacasper5522 4 роки тому +138

      *In the meantime, Gerald on the golf course has just finished half a bottle of cranberry juice and vodka*
      Gerald: *Slosh*
      Jerry: *Glances over*
      Gerald: *Nervous pissing*
      Jerry: What are you doing under your shirt, Gerald?
      Gerald: Uhh, nothing..

    • @whyamihere523
      @whyamihere523 4 роки тому +68

      A group that all came together. They went out for drinks before golfing.
      A few minutes in, they all exchange glances as they reach for another club.

    • @esterkuusisto7374
      @esterkuusisto7374 4 роки тому +32

      Imagine, if club started leaking...

    • @sickfires9450
      @sickfires9450 4 роки тому +25

      Jerry: oh, thats just the warm beer i smuggled in for you....

    • @corinjackson1152
      @corinjackson1152 4 роки тому +31

      Meanwhile in the background:
      Belinda: the f'*k is happening over there
      Nancy: no clue

  • @thehumancomedy3891
    @thehumancomedy3891 5 років тому +5576

    Lovin Jack's trendy 80s haircut.

  • @Z_Viper08
    @Z_Viper08 2 роки тому +123

    “They didn’t show the Comfort Wipe in use”
    *I don’t think you wanna see someone wipe their ass, Sean*

    • @lovetragic.
      @lovetragic. 2 роки тому +2

      LMAOOO

    • @calvine295
      @calvine295 Місяць тому

      That's what I was thinking.

    • @SuperNovaGaming774
      @SuperNovaGaming774 23 дні тому

      I really couldn't believe that he misunderstood what they were getting at......

  • @Purrabella
    @Purrabella 3 роки тому +109

    "This person has wrinkles, let's give them a controlled shock"

    • @bigboiinanut9967
      @bigboiinanut9967 3 роки тому +7

      I just realized what u were refering to, and let's say they are looking like they are ready for funtime!

    • @bigboiinanut9967
      @bigboiinanut9967 3 роки тому +1

      If you couldn't tell what game I'm a fan of from my pfp.

  • @lavenderbakery4184
    @lavenderbakery4184 4 роки тому +1948

    comfort wipe: is clearly meant for disabled people who cant reach their ass
    sean: what

    • @notquiteasamazingjess
      @notquiteasamazingjess 4 роки тому +233

      I know this comment is kinda old, and I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, and I truly apologize if this comes off as rude, but I think he was confused because A) They didn't have any demonstration of the product, and B) the commercial kept looping back to the reason the people advertising the product think abled people might buy it.
      If they had stuck with "hey, it can be hard to wipe, but you don't need to be embarrassed because we have a solution" instead of trying to find some reason for abled people to buy it, it would have made the purpose clearer.
      The main thing that confused me personally was "why buy this when you could get a bidet or something installed? Cuz you could get poop on that and then you'd have to clean it, and that's a lot of effort, especially for a disabled person."
      I do totally see where you're coming from though.

    • @icesilverwind
      @icesilverwind 3 роки тому +70

      @@notquiteasamazingjess Right! The second ad was much better. It showed the problem, how the item solves the issue, demostrates. A+ Ad.

    • @zanemcewen1343
      @zanemcewen1343 3 роки тому +47

      @@icesilverwind Well the problem is the FCC won't exactly let you go onto a commercial and say "Hey, wipe your ass with this thing" and show a visual demonstration will they?

    • @VanillaSchleep
      @VanillaSchleep 3 роки тому +33

      Zane Mcewen yeah but they would let you use a 3d visual aid to help you understand how to use it

    • @_prince_idris_7614
      @_prince_idris_7614 3 роки тому +14

      They could have said that instead of them worrying about how "professional" it sounds

  • @veef8764
    @veef8764 3 роки тому +2581

    “The comfort wipe is a modern solution”
    No a bidet is-

    • @thatonenotmentallyillmf3199
      @thatonenotmentallyillmf3199 3 роки тому +43

      Well... You're not wrong...

    • @nyct0phile
      @nyct0phile 3 роки тому +28

      when/if the pandemic ends a couple years from now people aren't going to find this as funny as it actually is lmao

    • @liyangajay8621
      @liyangajay8621 3 роки тому +29

      Peeps in my country didn't give an f about toilet paper cuz of bidets lol

    • @prolapsdrektem9264
      @prolapsdrektem9264 3 роки тому +32

      Bidets are the where it's at. Saves so much money on toilet paper and works 3x better

    • @seanharrison6162
      @seanharrison6162 3 роки тому +9

      Maybe it's for people who have to wipe other people's asses

  • @JimmyJoeBob
    @JimmyJoeBob 3 роки тому +51

    "A wearable towel!"
    "You mean a robe?
    "Crap!"

  • @restlessdave6755
    @restlessdave6755 3 роки тому +86

    Subtitles:
    ‘Being a short guy has its disadvantages and its advantages BITE THIS THING’

  • @hunnie_musiccrz9734
    @hunnie_musiccrz9734 4 роки тому +1345

    Ultra absorbent
    Mother: *picks up baby*
    Me: so you can absorb your baby

  • @carljuvelekian2192
    @carljuvelekian2192 4 роки тому +1466

    Sean:“it’s gonna make you look like a psychopath”
    Director of the Purge: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN

    • @squishy2923
      @squishy2923 4 роки тому +38

      The director of Us:
      WRITE THAT DOWN! THIS MAN KNOWS OUR PLANS!

    • @papertowel9667
      @papertowel9667 4 роки тому +4

      Oscar's

    • @katrinahayes2624
      @katrinahayes2624 4 роки тому +7

      The director of Friday the 13th:
      JOHN GRAB MY NOTE BOOK! WRITE DOWN EVERTHING!

    • @ryetye9351
      @ryetye9351 4 роки тому

      666 likes wow

    • @kernm6400
      @kernm6400 4 роки тому

      Charles the French?

  • @sherifmarwan2927
    @sherifmarwan2927 3 роки тому +358

    Bring this series back seriously!
    The world needs it right now

  • @Vehilien90
    @Vehilien90 3 роки тому +227

    That moment when George Clooney reveals he's used the Flowbee for years....
    2020 is surreal

    • @gamerovertron
      @gamerovertron 3 роки тому +5

      Flowbee is amazing I used to have one, they are the best

    • @London-by6vr
      @London-by6vr 3 роки тому +6

      Flowbee owner here

    • @gamerovertron
      @gamerovertron 3 роки тому +5

      @@London-by6vr Flowbee is amazing, and i need another one as i no longer have it.

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 9 місяців тому +2

      its just the succ cut from waynes world

  • @OGBeefStew
    @OGBeefStew 5 років тому +1941

    well, *that's how mafia works*

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +1455

    They are so unreal that they become hyper realistic

    • @hiitsyourintroversy6170
      @hiitsyourintroversy6170 5 років тому +23

      Justin Y. I’ve seen you in the comment section of 50 videos!

    • @danielredd3222
      @danielredd3222 5 років тому +1

      @@hiitsyourintroversy6170 lmaov

    • @Crantrex
      @Crantrex 5 років тому +9

      I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

    • @frostii_
      @frostii_ 5 років тому +3

      i ran into u again??

    • @mckhiaa
      @mckhiaa 5 років тому +1

      Hey how you doing? Are you real friend?

  • @Gekko..
    @Gekko.. 3 роки тому +29

    The hair vacuum thing is actually something that’s used in the military. When they buzz all of your hair off they have a vacuum hose attached to it. It’s so there isn’t any cleanup and they can get through cutting everyone’s hair faster

  • @bunnygrace5392
    @bunnygrace5392 3 роки тому +54

    I distinctly remember my late grandma having a Flowbee when I was little. She complained about it a lot, so I don't think she ever actually used it.
    Also, someone at one point told me that some of these products are literally designed with certain groups of people in mind (i.e. people with limited mobility) but they then market them to the general population to keep them cheap. Seeing that face mask at the end though makes me seriously question that claim.

  • @angelofdarkness1980
    @angelofdarkness1980 4 роки тому +2647

    Imagine peeing in a golf club then swinging it and piss flying out😂

    • @elizabethjason4598
      @elizabethjason4598 3 роки тому +48

      Wow this got me 😂😂😂

    • @markus_378
      @markus_378 3 роки тому +54

      golden showers

    • @angelofdarkness1980
      @angelofdarkness1980 3 роки тому +28

      Grizzboy56 what’s it to you if I like it, mind ya own business, just because you don’t like it doesn’t mea I don’t have to, back off

    • @angelofdarkness1980
      @angelofdarkness1980 3 роки тому +14

      Grizzboy56 says the one who has a dr Phil baby as their pfp, if you don’t like me saying that then don’t diss gacha and back off

    • @markus_378
      @markus_378 3 роки тому +8

      Dark.Gothic. Angel, that dr phil baby is meant to be “meme material”. you don’t have taste in pfps like that.

  • @robynboyd1863
    @robynboyd1863 4 роки тому +1096

    She just said "you'll never have to touch toilet paper again."
    "SHE'S TOUCHING TOILET PAPER!"
    (Laughs) cracks me up.
    Jacksepticeye, you're amazing!

  • @stephaniehandy2871
    @stephaniehandy2871 3 роки тому +129

    Creepy old guy: “I’m just checking out my club!”
    *Chris Hansen has entered the chat* OH REALLY

  • @samanthaaa444
    @samanthaaa444 3 роки тому +93

    It’s 2020 & my grandpa still refuses to go to a salon and instead cuts his hair with his Flowbee 🤦‍♀️

    • @gamerovertron
      @gamerovertron 3 роки тому +8

      I agree with that man, flowbee is the best

    • @Alice-wx7cq
      @Alice-wx7cq 3 роки тому +2

      And then you can do that I can pick up a good amount time to get a job in a week and I would be hard pressed for it lovely and then it will take a few things for you and your partner will have a great time to

    • @egg3143
      @egg3143 2 роки тому +3

      @@Alice-wx7cq What

  • @aquarius4233
    @aquarius4233 4 роки тому +1380

    "I want the people who make Comfort Wipe, to Get A Grip."

    • @glaivelover32
      @glaivelover32 4 роки тому +6

      To get a Get A Grip

    • @chedhimsman1285
      @chedhimsman1285 4 роки тому

      Get a groppeisjwhqhquiqw

    • @Lion-dg5zn
      @Lion-dg5zn 4 роки тому +2

      This made me think of using those grabby hands, putting toilet paper in it and wiping. I also think of Pikachu, but a fox with the head of Obama, but Obama’s a clown.

    • @xxscootz9957
      @xxscootz9957 4 роки тому

      Colby Szalay you shouldn’t be here.

    • @malakaimillsap4733
      @malakaimillsap4733 4 роки тому

      👏👏👏

  • @Miss_Maddam
    @Miss_Maddam 5 років тому +750

    7:38 "what other kinds of haircuts can you do with a flowbee?"
    "Just bounce it all over your head." -2019-

    • @jaydonders8882
      @jaydonders8882 5 років тому +1

      SparkyStarLPS this was upload in 2019 so idk why you said -2019-

    • @Miss_Maddam
      @Miss_Maddam 5 років тому +1

      @@jaydonders8882 it's a quote

    • @jaydonders8882
      @jaydonders8882 5 років тому +1

      SparkyStarLPS No it's not the only reason people say that is if the vid wasn't made in 2019

    • @barbarastephens4127
      @barbarastephens4127 5 років тому +3

      Is it OK that I laughed through the whole thing

    • @Mossishere
      @Mossishere 5 років тому +1

      420th like

  • @elismith6106
    @elismith6106 3 роки тому +64

    3:18
    I really thought he understood it.... I was like, "yes, finally".... But no. If you are fat or have a limited range of motion because you are elderly or injured or disabled, you can't always reach your ass. You still need to wipe, but you can't reach it, and asking someone else to wipe for you isn't a fun thing. Using a tool like this adds to your reach without you having to stretch or contort in a way your body isn't physically able to.
    Always approach as seen on tv items with the mindset that they were made for someone with a disability. You can't bend enough to wipe? Comfort wipe. You need assistance getting out of the tub? Get a grip. Frequent urination in places without bathroom access for long periods of time? Uroclub. You don't have the ability to cut your hair and clean it up, but also struggle to go to great clips because you can't drive? Flowbe. You use crutches and can't carry your clothes to the bathroom when you shower, but can't hold the towel up when you go back to your room (and aren't using a robe because robes aren't meant to dry you)? Wearable towel. You had a stroke so half of your face muscles can't move and get exercise, but you want it to be less droopy? That mask thing that I couldn't hear the name of through Sean's screaming.
    Always look at the commercials as being advertised to people with disabilities, but packaged as a general audience thing to lower their costs.

    • @dracolysis
      @dracolysis 2 роки тому +11

      Yes! All of this! Many infomercial products that seem to over-exaggerate the level of difficulty doing something are most often doing so to imitate the difficulty had by people with disabilities.
      That thing that helps you slip on your sock? Not for lazy people, it is for people who cannot bend over.
      That thing that steadies the juice container so you can pour it with just one hand? Not for lazy people, it is for people who only have one hand.
      But since the emphasis is on the ease of use of the product and not the disability it assists, they always show able-bodied people using the products, which makes the extreme exaggeration amusing to watch. But the products are often life-changing accessibility items for people with disabilities who need self-autonomy.

    • @thestrangemusician168
      @thestrangemusician168 11 місяців тому +4

      the thing that didn’t make sense about the comfort wipe was their insistence that toilet paper was gross, outdated, and you’d never have to use it again, but if i understand the product correctly, it just assists you in reaching your nether regions with the toilet paper. if they’d stuck to the messaging of “it helps you reach when you can’t” it would’ve been fine

  • @matthewmilner
    @matthewmilner 3 роки тому +11

    When they are just "checking their club" I was like "Oh yeah they are checking their club alright"

  • @CaylieAlyssa
    @CaylieAlyssa 5 років тому +371

    When jack hits the white board and says, “laugh” I LOSE IT every time!😂

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 5 років тому +414

    Sally called. He wants his face back.

  • @animegod1540
    @animegod1540 3 роки тому +28

    The face mask one: well time to get ready for the cult meeting

  • @TheCass221
    @TheCass221 3 роки тому +26

    Today is Christmas so the intro when he said “did you have a nice Christmas?” I did actually l a u g h because it was pure coincidence

  • @Quixoticminds
    @Quixoticminds 5 років тому +271

    The comfort wipe is a product thats made to help people who have an issue REACHING thats why the “bigger guy” and the elderly talking about needing help like it. Most infomercial products that feel ‘ridiculous’ are actually designed for people with disabilities like shaky hands, difficulty with moving their body, or just overall have a harder time with “simple/basic” stuff.
    Im just saying all this for clarification the commentary and jokes still made me die with laughter i love these videos!

    • @Imagin8io
      @Imagin8io 5 років тому +16

      The issue is that it never demonstrated the wipe. It danced around the subject so much that its main use was actually unclear.

    • @applefructose
      @applefructose 5 років тому +12

      Yes, that’s what I was going to say, and you put it quite well. I have a good friend that had a stroke and has some limited mobility, and a lot of times when I see these “cheesy” ads, I think “Hey, that’d be great and helpful for my friend!” Yes, they often look ridiculous, and make both me and my friend laugh, but they can also be genuinely helpful, and are usually initially designed to help disabled folk. Obviously not all of them though.

    • @thaispujolortiz5084
      @thaispujolortiz5084 5 років тому +2

      I honestly never saw it in that way actually, I mean I guess some ads are more clear to what kind of people goes but maybe the way they promote it makes them look silly

    • @ryoshima4103
      @ryoshima4103 5 років тому +4

      That's the problem with so many ads. They neglect to cater their advertisements to their actual audience (ie people with disabilities who need these things) and market them to the broadest audience which just leaves people hella confused as to what the fuck they're gonna use it for.

    • @jackpaijmans9104
      @jackpaijmans9104 5 років тому +2

      @@ryoshima4103 with most products they kind of need people without a disability to buy the product to drive down the price. And if the target demographic is made clear, those people that drive the price down won't buy the product. Think of the snuggie for example. So the people that buy it as a gimmick helps the price for the people that need it.

  • @I_Am_Very_Scary
    @I_Am_Very_Scary 3 роки тому +775

    "I never look like I need a haircut, and I never look like I've ever had a haircut, if anything- it never looks like I have hair, but it always looks like I _do_ have hair- you know what I'm saying, Gary?"
    "Yeah, kids are weird."

    • @Ultimate_Dadzawa
      @Ultimate_Dadzawa 3 роки тому +6

      its the middle ground. you dont look like you just got a haircut but you dont look like you need one

    • @SkyeRide001
      @SkyeRide001 3 роки тому +8

      Oh.

    • @Alice-wx7cq
      @Alice-wx7cq 3 роки тому +1

      And the fact is your mum doesn't work

    • @kingblueaxolotl6584
      @kingblueaxolotl6584 2 роки тому +2

      THE BABES ARE BACK

    • @metalmayhem3622
      @metalmayhem3622 2 роки тому

      @@Ultimate_Dadzawa The lady saying that made me want to see if the product is still around. I feel like that's when my hair looks the best and I can't replicate that myself. I don't trust anybody else to cut my hair because they always go too short and I look like Courtney Cox from Scream 3.

  • @morgandalessio173
    @morgandalessio173 3 роки тому +94

    How the hell was this 2 YEARS AGO.

  • @adityabhalerao3364
    @adityabhalerao3364 3 роки тому +10

    11:05 The guy looks like he is from ancient Greece, ready to have a philosophical debate. XD XD

  • @cautionhazardous2236
    @cautionhazardous2236 4 роки тому +1037

    To get serious for a moment, a lot of these “weird” products are made for people w/ disabilities (ex. Snuggie, Comfort wipe, wearable towel, etc). Not all of them, but most of them

    • @anzaca1
      @anzaca1 4 роки тому +42

      They never say that, though.

    • @decklandknee6918
      @decklandknee6918 4 роки тому +152

      @@anzaca1 That's because they're trying to market to more people than just a specific group. Snuggies are for people with wheelchairs but half the people I know have one. I would use the comfort wipe because I have a really bad back and shoulder problems (that they actually did mention in the vid). They wouldn't make any money off of abled people if they were like "THIS IS ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH THE ARTHRITIS".

    • @quack2390
      @quack2390 4 роки тому +12

      Wait how is the wearable towel for people with disabilities?

    • @PianoViolinGuitar
      @PianoViolinGuitar 4 роки тому +63

      Risotto Nero same idea as the Snuggie and wheelchair. Keeping a towel up while trying to man your own wheelchair can be difficult. Or even could be for those who aren’t neurotypical and don’t understand covering up/like to take their clothes off (i.e. those with severe autism, those that suffer from rye syndrome, etc) . It’s also great for children too.

    • @quack2390
      @quack2390 4 роки тому +14

      @@PianoViolinGuitar ah thanks for explaining

  • @sspo0kii733
    @sspo0kii733 5 років тому +452

    7:56
    Jack looks so offended, it’s hilarious XD

  • @taylorford5437
    @taylorford5437 3 роки тому +7

    I dont know what's more hilarious, Jack getting confused more and more about the Comfort Wipe, or when he though he finally understood it to be used as a back scrubber

  • @Angry5704
    @Angry5704 3 роки тому +8

    Jack: I think I've seen the worst of the worst.
    Baby Wee-Wee: I'm 'bout to end this man's whole career.

  • @lordeison553
    @lordeison553 4 роки тому +1722

    I can just imagine JACK'S reactions to Cyanide and Happiness

  • @jameswhite153
    @jameswhite153 4 роки тому +487

    the uro club was discontinued due to leaks.
    oh god.

    • @orvillechen9722
      @orvillechen9722 4 роки тому +18

      James white and the 0 leak guarantee that’s false advertising

    • @thedemoninyourcloset.
      @thedemoninyourcloset. 4 роки тому +11

      Bill, why is your golf club leaking strange yellow liquid?

  • @velvetthunder1654
    @velvetthunder1654 2 роки тому +5

    Does anyone else come here and re-watch this type of videos of Jack's when they are down and feeling very low? Thank you Jack for everything that you do.

  • @ewanmackay2062
    @ewanmackay2062 3 роки тому +8

    8:13 this dude be looking like a failed and retired angry bird gone wrong

  • @jordanhuemoeller8945
    @jordanhuemoeller8945 4 роки тому +1227

    When Jack stops and checks his own hair, that is the moment where his existential crisis begins.

    • @angelhunter1901
      @angelhunter1901 4 роки тому +9

      Jack's inner thoughts: "am i me? am i truly jack? Or am i him? am i the thing i swore to destroy? am i Eternal? Am i Anti?"

    • @4pplecider757
      @4pplecider757 4 роки тому +14

      Am I a Turtle?

    • @lilapercyperson5742
      @lilapercyperson5742 2 роки тому +1

      @@4pplecider757 yes.

  • @wack1792
    @wack1792 5 років тому +317

    JACK! I remember way back you played a game called "The Long Dark" and now the game is very updated and the developers put a lil thing in the game for you. Guys like this so Jack can see it!

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 5 років тому +3

      They did?! That's so cool!!!

    • @wack1792
      @wack1792 5 років тому +3

      @@princessthyemis yess it's a note in the quanset in coastal highway

    • @c0lossus369
      @c0lossus369 5 років тому +1

      Yes

    • @tristonbell2314
      @tristonbell2314 5 років тому

      how u know him

    • @sgt.killjoy7466
      @sgt.killjoy7466 4 роки тому

      If he read it
      When your at it play Hotine Miami

  • @galaxseaturtle3750
    @galaxseaturtle3750 3 роки тому +7

    The Flowbee is just the Suck Cut from Wayne’s World!
    “It sucks, and it cuts!”
    “Well it certainly does suck 😁👍🏻”

  • @NameName2.0
    @NameName2.0 Рік тому +5

    7:55 is a moment I feel Jack actually feels called out.

  • @elifishwhat
    @elifishwhat 5 років тому +421

    "She's talking right into my SOUL"
    - Jacksepticeye 2019

  • @cass_metal
    @cass_metal 4 роки тому +825

    Children: daddy where do the Christmas elves go when it’s not Christmas.
    Daddy: they go onto the internet and find stupid and funny content working for a brilliant man called jacksepticeye

  • @matthewlemire4072
    @matthewlemire4072 3 роки тому +4

    The comfort wipe is for older and bigger people who can’t reach, they don’t want help from others but need help wiping their bumholes

  • @jackodavis969
    @jackodavis969 3 роки тому +50

    The "Comfort Wipe". For those who dont know how to use the 3 seashells...

    • @iank472
      @iank472 3 роки тому +4

      He doesn't know how to use the sea shells? HAHAHA!

    • @stonersquurtle6101
      @stonersquurtle6101 3 роки тому +1

      Dafuq?

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 3 роки тому +1

      I don't remember the reference. XD

    • @fatalrob0t
      @fatalrob0t 3 роки тому +1

      @@pundertalefan4391 demolition man.

    • @joecrouse2503
      @joecrouse2503 3 роки тому +1

      First you got to go curse at the fine machine

  • @sladertater
    @sladertater 5 років тому +626

    L is for lovers to love one another
    A is for a** of which I like to eat
    U is for you’re the only one for me
    G is is for the gamer i see
    H is for happy, I always feel is
    When you put it together what do you get
    *thud
    LAUGH!

    • @kiwiishuman6656
      @kiwiishuman6656 4 роки тому +1

      Yas

    • @shirtlessgoldblumishot2006
      @shirtlessgoldblumishot2006 4 роки тому

      aulgh thats wat i got

    • @camronhero1459
      @camronhero1459 4 роки тому

      I imagine how long it took you to compose all of this together.

    • @bearitbbh
      @bearitbbh 4 роки тому +6

      LisforloverstoloveoneanotherAisfora**ofwhichIliketoeatUisforyou'retheonlyoneformeGisisforthegameriseeHisforhappy,Ialwaysfeelis

    • @raccoon2760
      @raccoon2760 4 роки тому +5

      @@bearitbbh r/ihadasroke lol

  • @emmawallace8264
    @emmawallace8264 5 років тому +708

    your face isn’t toned enough?
    LET’S MOTIVATE IT WITH A CONTROLLED SHOCK

  • @lydiaelmore1664
    @lydiaelmore1664 2 роки тому +6

    3:25 I'm loving Jack's confusion as I already know what it is, being a CNA that takes care of the elderly, and some do use this thing

  • @kdiskullsi3270
    @kdiskullsi3270 3 роки тому +5

    I remember the Flowbe my grandmother cut my hair with that thing for like a whole year till it mysteriously broke

  • @alexvizec9576
    @alexvizec9576 5 років тому +327

    Jack:"they didn't show the comfort wipe In use?!?!?"
    Me:"......wait a minute"

    • @abbivoyles2882
      @abbivoyles2882 4 роки тому +3

      alex destructocon
      *THUD*
      JACK: LAUGH!!

    • @LoneWarlock
      @LoneWarlock 4 роки тому +2

      alex destructocon I wanted to see it in action😂😂😂😂😂

  • @madwaluigi7272
    @madwaluigi7272 5 років тому +260

    using the uro club while it’s full
    “FOOOUUURRR”
    *Sploosh*

  • @meieselve
    @meieselve 3 роки тому +6

    YouTUBE: how many swear words are you going to say?
    Jack: Y E S

  • @kittybacon5742
    @kittybacon5742 3 роки тому +2

    Actually the comfort wipe is useful for people with disabilities and seniors that live alone. It may seem stupid and pointless to others, but for those that actually need it, its actually really helpful

  • @scourgeneo7834
    @scourgeneo7834 4 роки тому +742

    Infomercial: introducing the “Wearable Towel”
    Me: are you telling me you’re trying to sell me a Toga?

    • @Joyconnizant
      @Joyconnizant 4 роки тому +9

      Scourge Neo and while playing the dramaalert theme song?

    • @StarryDusty
      @StarryDusty 4 роки тому +9

      I read this and thought of MHA

    • @TranzBoyAri
      @TranzBoyAri 4 роки тому

      Wonder Wolf same here

    • @angelhunter1901
      @angelhunter1901 4 роки тому +4

      @@StarryDusty Same, i was thinking "I would love to buy toga, i think she would be fun to have around"

    • @MikhailYT
      @MikhailYT 4 роки тому +4

      @@StarryDusty YES
      GO BEYOND
      PLUS ULTRA!

  • @abrein
    @abrein 5 років тому +270

    Thats a MANLY BEARD U GOT THERE JACK

    • @kittyboy456
      @kittyboy456 5 років тому +6

      True, but he still sounds younger than my 16 year old brother..love it too much

    • @robinbruce7838
      @robinbruce7838 5 років тому +2

      Yes his beard is nice

    • @kyhost9578
      @kyhost9578 5 років тому +2

      Abrein Ochoa26 ikr!! He needs to keep it!

    • @madwaluigi7272
      @madwaluigi7272 5 років тому +1

      with a childish haircut

    • @paralysleeps
      @paralysleeps 5 років тому

      THEM *BOSSY* BEARD

  • @AnimeNightcore81
    @AnimeNightcore81 3 роки тому +6

    I love making fun of products but I think we often forget that these gimmick-y products are usually made for differently abled folks who may not be able to do that same things that able-bodied folks can

    • @joecrouse2503
      @joecrouse2503 3 роки тому +2

      First it's not differently abled it's disabled. Differently abled is what people who aren't disabled say to make it seem they give a shit about how disabled people feel. Second you're right that gimmicky products are often for disabled people but for the life of me I can not think of a disability that would allow you to piss in a golf club shaped tube but not just pee in the bushes

    • @joecrouse2503
      @joecrouse2503 3 роки тому

      I don't often think of myself as disabled but I am. I have ADHD which is a disability and I have asthma which is a disability. If someone called me disabled I would not mind. If someone called me differently abled I would think them a patronizing jackwad and be tempted to beat them upside their head

    • @xVadRay
      @xVadRay 2 роки тому +2

      "Different abled folks" that is so dumb
      You mean people with disabilities ffs

    • @Couldubelove
      @Couldubelove 9 місяців тому

      It's not "differently abled". It's disabled

  • @c.w.r.794
    @c.w.r.794 3 роки тому +4

    I love how he pops up like a piece of toast at the beginning. 🥺

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 5 років тому +469

    _Get ready for some epic funny ha-ha’s._

    • @DavidoveGluposti
      @DavidoveGluposti 5 років тому

      I see you everywhere

    • @mederiksirois4199
      @mederiksirois4199 5 років тому +2

      That pfp works so good with that comment XD

    • @shipwreck8875
      @shipwreck8875 5 років тому

      Daniel Sambar where’s day 10

    • @ianjomarcaraballo5675
      @ianjomarcaraballo5675 5 років тому

      That 69 likes tho...don't want to ruin it.

    • @terrabite7685
      @terrabite7685 5 років тому

      can somebody teach me how to italicize my font on youtube, please, I need to make funny ha-ha's too!

  • @cuttlefish3011
    @cuttlefish3011 5 років тому +73

    I actually know the intended audience of some of these! The toilet paper holder is for disabled people, who don't have the flexibility to do it the normal way. Same thing with the wearable towel - if you don't have the coordination/finger strength to tie a robe or fasten a towel, something like that is actually helpful! A lot of ridiculous infomercial products are for disabled people, actually - for example, blankets with sleeves were originally designed for people in wheelchairs.
    They're marketed this way because many people don't think that the disabled make for a profitable enough market, so they try selling it to the general public, and the results are... well, you watched the video.

    • @RobinFlysHigh
      @RobinFlysHigh 5 років тому

      Yep. Exactly

    • @hallian9827
      @hallian9827 5 років тому

      That's true, but I don't know if disabled people would benefit from the URO club either 😂😂

    • @DajuOnYoutube
      @DajuOnYoutube 5 років тому +2

      But he's actually some kind of stupid for not getting the comfort wipe. It's ridiculously obvious who it's for and most of the time is spent on how it's now possible without help like with the elderly lady he made fun of and the section where he goes "Ooooh, you can wipe your back? But why..." were about people with reduced mobility. I finaly thought he got it after the "ooooh [it's so obvious now]" but he turned out to be a lost cause. He didn't even really get what it was for and claimed it wasn't displayed well enough...
      The golfclub were obviously also mainly about a elderly man and most people have heard that it's more frequent and harder to hold when you get older. It's pretty much impossible to miss in all kinds of entertainment.
      The rest that i can remember seem like they wouldn't be uniqely useful to the disabled.

  • @cosmiccsf5043
    @cosmiccsf5043 2 роки тому +3

    Imagine you and your friends go golfing. Hours later you and your buds are about to head home after a day of failer, then suddenly Daniel is growing and moaning while holding a golf club to hi's junk.

  • @graysencarr7622
    @graysencarr7622 Рік тому +3

    Wow 4 years already and its still making me laugh

  • @Razbeariez
    @Razbeariez 5 років тому +401

    2:50 That accent is definitely the I-Got-Too-Much-Botox accent, specifically the region of I-Can't-Feel-My-Face-Anymore

    • @Zombemi
      @Zombemi 5 років тому +30

      I think there's definitely a subtle touch of Way-Too-Much-Morning-Margarita in there too.

    • @_camlynn_
      @_camlynn_ 5 років тому +7

      She moved too much in the 5 seconds that she was speaking.

    • @raidenharrison2709
      @raidenharrison2709 5 років тому +5

      No it sounds like drunk jack sparrow

    • @dragnarok4286
      @dragnarok4286 5 років тому +5

      Why does jack sound like captain jack sparrow when he says that XD

    • @bagel83
      @bagel83 5 років тому +2

      She needs the mask from the last video to relax her face

  • @dallas7264
    @dallas7264 4 роки тому +264

    Jack: “This is how you make a psychopathic murderer
    Me: Sally face who

  • @Miausan14
    @Miausan14 2 роки тому +2

    My grandmother uses the comfort wipe, she puts the clean paper on, and it helps her to reach behind and wipe herself. Then she just pushes the button and it drops into the toilet behind her, before she pulls it back. it remains clean. It is for older people!!

  • @lukeoreilly464
    @lukeoreilly464 3 роки тому +6

    6:25
    This is STRAIGHT UP just Spiderman 2 PS2 voice acting

  • @theincarnationofboredom207
    @theincarnationofboredom207 5 років тому +166

    I saw "laugh" written on a wall while driving around in a parking lot and my first reaction was to point and scream "LAUGH!"
    Are you proud of me?

  • @lilyyswann
    @lilyyswann 5 років тому +408

    Sean...remember that one time you started playing the Sims 4 and were creating Steve McBoss and you wished you had a big ol beard? Well, now you have it. 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @benjaminbasgall9114
    @benjaminbasgall9114 3 роки тому +1

    My dad bought the flowbee when us kids were younger. If you want a trim before you actually cut/style your hair with someone STABBING a blunt object with hard, plastic guards onto your head as you cry while getting yelled at to hold still, I recommend it.

  • @celtygames2004
    @celtygames2004 2 роки тому +2

    I love Sean’s hair in this video.

  • @JJJ1zx5
    @JJJ1zx5 4 роки тому +1065

    "toilet paper is disgusting and archaic"
    2020 - WE NEED MORE TOILET PAPER!!
    Edit - thanks for 379 likes guys 🔥

    • @iluvbambii
      @iluvbambii 4 роки тому +5

      it iz what it iz 😔

    • @livinglegend2456
      @livinglegend2456 4 роки тому +3

      That what I’m saying 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂🤣

    • @notatroll7128
      @notatroll7128 4 роки тому +3

      @@livinglegend2456 All those shit covered hands...

    • @LunaProtogen
      @LunaProtogen 4 роки тому +5

      Honestly people panic buying toilet paper are fucking idiots imo

    • @notatroll7128
      @notatroll7128 4 роки тому +3

      @@LunaProtogen Get lemon flavored gasoline.

  • @calebgoodman2076
    @calebgoodman2076 5 років тому +197

    Explains that the comfort wipe helps people that cannot reach.
    Jack thinks it is for your back.

    • @CreatorOfGame
      @CreatorOfGame 5 років тому

      He also says big not short

    • @kittyboy456
      @kittyboy456 5 років тому +1

      And that is why he is our little bean.

    • @kaze66613
      @kaze66613 5 років тому +1

      technically speaking, he's not wrong

    • @rigomunguia
      @rigomunguia 2 роки тому

      l,

  • @Spoookboo
    @Spoookboo 3 роки тому +10

    Ah yes, going back into 2019, when things were normal

  • @elbarto9657
    @elbarto9657 Рік тому +1

    9:12 can we all just stop for a moment to appreciate how much jack just sprayed it and didnt say it just there

  • @MikeAllrightChannel
    @MikeAllrightChannel 5 років тому +783

    So the beard goes on? Thank you Lumberjacksepticeye. Very cool.

  • @janeoathdragon5793
    @janeoathdragon5793 5 років тому +304

    Jack: Couldn't i just buy a towel and put three holes in it?
    I say the same thing about buying pre-ripped jeans lol

    • @spookiuwu768
      @spookiuwu768 5 років тому +7

      Go ahead. Cut them. I dare you. Theyll look awful lol

    • @kittyboy456
      @kittyboy456 5 років тому +1

      Yes, but I still love them..dos jeans is comfy

    • @BAMGM
      @BAMGM 5 років тому +6

      milky moo they look awful either way so effect is the same lmao

  • @thelegendaryyeet7736
    @thelegendaryyeet7736 3 роки тому +2

    The Flowbee actually haa a legitimate use for astronauts on the ISS. That's about all I can see it being useful for.

    • @adrienfox6228
      @adrienfox6228 3 роки тому

      Disabled people who cant afford haircuts and can't do them yourself

  • @Captainn4t
    @Captainn4t 2 роки тому +1

    As someone who broke my dominant arm really bad a few years ago, the comfort wipe was actually incredibly useful while I healed. It comes off ridiculous to people who are able bodied, but when you can't reach to wipe properly because you are injured, or impaired, it's really nice to have tools that extend your reach and let you clean yourself without help.

  • @maehoneydew8834
    @maehoneydew8834 5 років тому +821

    FOR THE LAST TIME WE ARE NOT ELVES WE ARE LEPRACONS.

  • @veto1154
    @veto1154 5 років тому +180

    12:41 its Sally face! Welcome back

    • @4rtiphi5hal19
      @4rtiphi5hal19 5 років тому +2

      no it's dwight

    • @birdboy5381
      @birdboy5381 5 років тому

      @Khaye N Kazashi that part always freaks me out cause that's my name!

  • @Aquariadragon
    @Aquariadragon 3 роки тому +1

    Lol the repeating audio & no lip sync and reapeating themselves in the flowbee ad is hilarious XD

  • @maiajohnson772
    @maiajohnson772 2 роки тому +2

    The people who made the Comfort Wipe infomercial clearly did not consider a bidet 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Ksureme
    @Ksureme 5 років тому +161

    Fun fact: Some of these products are actually targeting disabled people! But because there’s no market for them, they have to advertise these products for able bodied people! It may seem insensible to you to pee in a golf club; but to people who have urinary incontinence, and are prone to accidents may like the uro club when golfing!

    • @odysseus3142
      @odysseus3142 5 років тому +1

      then they should just say

    • @quinneasom
      @quinneasom 5 років тому +2

      This!! And like the comfort wipe!! It’s used for people who like. Can’t reach while wiping. Or can’t stand up to do so like those who are paralyzed from the waist down (like myself)

    • @wavewingman5993
      @wavewingman5993 5 років тому +1

      I see the logic, but I don't see the sense in not noting in any way that this product would be, at the very least, particularly useful to people with X disability

    • @roflzords
      @roflzords 5 років тому

      alright buddy, you ruined the party
      and the joke
      everything is ruined

    • @ianbonnar1801
      @ianbonnar1801 5 років тому

      @@quinneasom if you're paralyzed from the waist down wouldnt still be hard to reach. Because I'd assume it would be really hard to lean to the side. I also have a disability called Dechnne Muscular Dystrophy and I can still move my legs and stuff and I still have trouble wiping myself. Btw if this offended you, I'm sorry, just a curious kid.

  • @theohendricks8634
    @theohendricks8634 5 років тому +130

    Level 1 toilet paper
    Level 50 comfort wipe
    *ThAt’S hOw MaFiA wOrKs*

  • @thecrazynative7486
    @thecrazynative7486 3 роки тому +5

    Can’t believe it’s been 2 years

  • @charadremurr2365
    @charadremurr2365 Рік тому

    The wearable towel is just a bathrobe that you can wear as a toga.
    Like the moment i saw the guy wearing it on one shoulder i LITERALLY just started chanting "Toga, Toga, Toga"

  • @big_stinker17
    @big_stinker17 4 роки тому +237

    “And it appears to everyone that your just checking out your club.”
    Are we thinking about the same club?

    • @yee8598
      @yee8598 4 роки тому +1

      @strawberry smith ah yes a fellow scholar (Dwight wants to know your location)

    • @amrl7796
      @amrl7796 4 роки тому +1

      That's some Kirby shit right there

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 років тому +325

    Only the funniest of moments are allowed here.

  • @ayleekmcgee
    @ayleekmcgee 3 роки тому +6

    my grandfather uses the flowbee... that is a fact... im not joking

  • @pearlluster3279
    @pearlluster3279 7 місяців тому

    The towel one sounds great to get for giving a cat a bath! You wear it, wash and rinse your cat, and your protected from all of the water they get on you during the process 😂.

  • @luma2418
    @luma2418 5 років тому +371

    You swing with the golf club and hear it sloshing

    • @kristinbrotherton1557
      @kristinbrotherton1557 5 років тому +19

      imagine how bad it would smell ew

    • @kristinbrotherton1557
      @kristinbrotherton1557 5 років тому +19

      someone borrows it, "ew it smells like urine"

    • @CommanderNissan
      @CommanderNissan 5 років тому +12

      I’m just inspecting your golf club, what’s so wrong with that.

    • @Chaotic_Chickens
      @Chaotic_Chickens 5 років тому +7

      Cmdr. Knisan - I mean, as long as ya don’t mistake it for a fancy water bottle, then check away friend😁. Just, don’t breath by it.

    • @cjwarsh4289
      @cjwarsh4289 5 років тому +4

      luma noooooooooo

  • @brodiemccallum3515
    @brodiemccallum3515 4 роки тому +304

    “Hey honey, I’m going to the store. Want anything?”
    “Oh yes please! Could you please get a Get A Grip?”

  • @hillarycourchaine6829
    @hillarycourchaine6829 9 місяців тому

    I would absolutely love to see jack make new videos of Jacksepticeye funniest videos again because there's new as seen on TV products that i know jack would get a huge laugh out of.

  • @shadex7037
    @shadex7037 3 роки тому

    I was feeling down and this lifted my spirits. Thank You Sean 😁😁