Dear Brother Tim, (Brother in Christ). I love watching you perform. I have a genetic disorder and everyday I experience a great deal of physical pain throughout my body. I often have insomnia because the pain prevents sleep at night. I pull you up on my tablet and almost immediately I start to feel better most of all my mood and sprit feels lighter. I feel energized, encouraged and inspired. You are a true blessing, God bless you your family.
I never have seen Tim before today. What an incredible talent!!! I have laughed really hard! Thank you Tim! God bless you! It is so nice to hear a comedian who is truly funny without being crude and using bad language.
I have been a fan of Tim Hawkins since 2009! This is my first time seeing him play the piano. He is pouring with talent - I am so glad he uses it for the glory of God!!
😂😂😂😂😂Laughing so hard, Tim Hawkins can make the sadest time go away with his standup and wonderful songs. Was feeling down until I started watching this. Now I will never be able to think of Billy Joel's "Piano Man" the same ever again.😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😁😁
To the people arguing about whether or not he's actually playing the piano, I'll settle the argument right now... He's not. I know this because I have his That's The Worst DVD. He plays this song to close out the show and he makes a joke about how he's playing the keyboard even though it isn't even plugged in. He WAS actually playing the harmonica though.
that was incredibly obvious... he lifts his hands while the piano is playing, and you can tell by the reflection in the background hes just banging keys, not actually moving hands to play the notes
He’s not using the pedals either... but I’ve been watching him for years and have never seen him on the piano before now so it didn’t take me long to realize...
That's my first try, I added the time stamp where I'm really unsure. (its not my first language) It would be nice if anyone could point out the mistakes. Lyrics: It's four o'clock on a saturday, a regular crowd falls (1:57) in. And there is an old man at the register, (and) an early bird with a quadruple chin. He says: "Miss, i don't need a doggy bag or container made from styrofoam, cause when i get the chance i stuff bread in my pants and thats the way i take it home." Chorus: Bring us a tray, you're the buffet man. Oh bring us a tray tonight. Cause its salty and sweet and its all you can eat, we belong here and we're feeling alright.(2:57) (or maybe see second chorus) And the waitress is handing out privozac (3:15), and the busboys refill the sweet tea. Mother tells davy, we're all out of gravy We all know how ... away.(3:25) And Paul is a regular customer, with Pete his identical twin. And they walk side by side, they're at least ten feet wide, nobody knows how they got in. Chorus: Bring us a tray, you're the buffet man. Oh bring us a tray tonight. Cause its salty and sweet and its all you can eat, we love it but we're not feeling alright. [?] And its a pretty good crowd for a saturday, and the manager is getting insane. Cause he saw someone sneeze in the fresh mac&cheese, now hes calling it quiche lorraine. And the pizza smells like a pizza, and the music is blurring adele. I came in for brunch but it turned into lunch. How about dinner? Oh, what da (F) Everybody sing! Chorus
+onpsxmember: Wow! Very nice job! I corrected a few mistakes, but most of it was fine. Thanks so much for your help! :-D VERSE 1: It's four o'clock on a Saturday A regular crowd wobbles in And there's an old man at the register An early bird with a quadruple chin VERSE 2: He says, “Miss, I don't need a doggy-bag Or container made from styrofoam Cause when I get the chance I shove bread in my pants And that's the way I take it home" INTERLUDE: Oh, la da-da didee da da La-da didee da da-dum CHORUS: Bring us a tray, you're the buffet man Oh-ho, bring us a tray tonight Cause you're salty, and you're sweet, and it's all you can eat We're bloated, but we're feeling alright VERSE 3: And the waitress is handing out Prilosec And the busboys refill the sweet tea Can somebody tell Davy, we ran out of gravy? We all know how long he will be VERSE 4: And Paul is a regular customer With Pete his identical twin When they walk side by side, they're at least ten feet wide Nobody knows how they got in CHORUS: VERSE 5: And it's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday But the manager's going insane Cause he saw someone sneeze in the fresh mac-n-cheese Now he's calling it “quiche lorraine” VERSE 6: And the pizza it smells like a pizza And the music is blaring Adele Yes, I came in for brunch, and it turned into lunch How 'bout dinner? Oh, what the [hell] (Everybody sing!) INTERLUDE: Oh, la da-da didee da da (Sing it out!) La-da didee da da-dum (Bring us a tray, you're the buffet man! Sing it out!) CHORUS: Bring us a tray, you're the buffet man Bring us a tray tonight (Salty and sweet!) Cause you're salty and [you're] sweet, and it's all you can eat We're bloated, but we're feeling alright
+Nrwhite33 Yes . I became a little mesmerized wondering what was going on . After reading these posts , it became clear . What a talent this guy is . I hope he comes to Canada soon and may GOD bless him .
Procrastinators for a better tomorrow! I'm the president of that organization. Why put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow? Mark Twain
Holy crap, what a talent! I don't know how I haven't seen you before but now I'm binge-watching every show of yours. I subscribed, and figured that's the least I could do (it was). I too, am an entertainer/ performer in many media, but mostly voice-acting and the like. Your characterizations and movement on stage belie BRILLIANCE. Keep AT it, and I look forward to your playing live over here in Hawaii, or Florida, where I may be living and performing, next year. Either way, amazing guitar AND piano (!) work, as well as great writing and lyrics. Superb, and since you play in churches a lot, remarkably CLEAN! Mahalo! (I'm white but like to think I'm Hawaiian, now), and Best of the BEST in your future endeavors. ;)
Okay, another viewing shows me you may have been cheating on the pie-anna, and harmonikey, but I don't care. imho, this was a better version than the original. LOL "Another One Rides The Bus", comes to mind.... ;)
Well...Weird Al is crude sometimes. And he yanked most of his stuff off of UA-cam. It's on his website...which is blocked where I live for some reason (the Philippines).
I can sing about 75% from memory and its awesome! [I randomly start singing off-key] [friends look at me like i have a crazy skin disease] [continues singing off-key]
I wish Tim would go more viral because anyone can listen to his humor, child and grandparent alike without being offended. I wish he would come to Troy Missouri but...….. don't see that happening anytime soon :-( Waaaaaaa!!! I saw he was in Wentzville but by the time I found out, there was only a few days to go and no tickets left …….. more WAAAAAAAAAAA! LOL
Tim is a fan of classic rock, but personally, I really have to grit my teeth through his choices of songs because they were played over and over AD NAUSEUM while I was growing up, so I'm definitely not a fan of the genre (insert a Tim Hawkins "dry heave" here). But I listen for TIM because he is SO DANG TALENTED, and does such great lyrics! LOVE him! BTW, did y'all know that Tim taught himself to play piano that well in about a YEAR??? 😱 That man's a music machine!
Tim, Tim, Tim. I only have one question. Were you a musician before you were a comedian or were you a comedian before you were a musician? And don’t try that “well, one kind of led into the other, at the exact same moment” bullskates. (A new curse word for your list, perhaps?)
Lord use my brother James to help me to go and see him in concert and he is very funny very clean and just let the holy Ghost be your guide and you can let your children listen to him without fear of being brainwashed. I sought the Lord and he heard me and delivered me with from all my fears ps 34:4
I used to work for Fire Mountain which I lovingly referred to as "Hell Mountain" because of the staff and the clientele. They used to have a fortune telling machine by the door called "How Long Will You Live?" No kidding. I had one lady who'd come in and graze for hours and then tell me how sad she felt for her husband because she was never too hungry to cook him a meal after his long day at work.....grrrrrr
not playing.... 1. his hands in the reflection dont move with the notes.... 2. he removes his hands from the piano and it's still playing. he's a comedian who can play guitar very well.... but thats about it
always nice listening to christian funnys cept when the commercial for a movie takes lords name in vain and three other curse words and one racist joke. wish u could screen ads. thanks for sharing anyway
Dear Brother Tim, (Brother in Christ). I love watching you perform. I have a genetic disorder and everyday I experience a great deal of physical pain throughout my body. I often have insomnia because the pain prevents sleep at night. I pull you up on my tablet and almost immediately I start to feel better most of all my mood and sprit feels lighter. I feel energized, encouraged and inspired. You are a true blessing, God bless you your family.
Teri Drage… you can follow Tim on his official UA-cam channel here..
ua-cam.com/users/timhawkinscomedy
God bless you!!
God has blessed him with Such talent....and he's using it in a very beautiful way ....
I have to agree with you every time I watch him I think the same thing
God is not real. Grow up
First time I've seen him rock the piano! He's always used guitar before. And harmonica at the same time! Way to go, Tim!
I never have seen Tim before today. What an incredible talent!!! I have laughed really hard! Thank you Tim! God bless you! It is so nice to hear a comedian who is truly funny without being crude and using bad language.
+Donna Montanarella Hi Donna- You may also like Brian Regan!!
+Mitchell Winks Thank you! I will check him out.
Donna Montanarella If you like Tim....you will like a new movie called The ressurection of Gavin Stone
Amen, that takes REAL talent. No need to resort to crudity which is just a way of hiding behind a lack of talent.
This guy's amazing.
Donna Montanarella d
Amazingly talented comedian and musician to boot.
He is one of the funniest I’ve ever seen.
I have been a fan of Tim Hawkins since 2009! This is my first time seeing him play the piano. He is pouring with talent - I am so glad he uses it for the glory of God!!
He's not playing the piano.
He is playing harmonica, though.
I went and saw tim live and my chest was hurting the next morning 🤗😝....still loving it though!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂Laughing so hard, Tim Hawkins can make the sadest time go away with his standup and wonderful songs. Was feeling down until I started watching this. Now I will never be able to think of Billy Joel's "Piano Man" the same ever again.😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😁😁
love the reflection of the sign language interpreter on the piano going wild trying to keep up and looking back now and then...
Thank you God for the gift of Tim Hawkins!
you know it's a good time when the sign language interpreter is getting WAY into it. x3
Tim is the Man!!! He is Sooo-Gifted! He brings Joy to every Video!
To the people arguing about whether or not he's actually playing the piano, I'll settle the argument right now... He's not.
I know this because I have his That's The Worst DVD. He plays this song to close out the show and he makes a joke about how he's playing the keyboard even though it isn't even plugged in. He WAS actually playing the harmonica though.
that was incredibly obvious... he lifts his hands while the piano is playing, and you can tell by the reflection in the background hes just banging keys, not actually moving hands to play the notes
But there are people who watched this and thought he was actually playing.
Cross so did they take the strings out of the grand piano? Or disconnect the keys? Lol...
To be fair, we can't even tell if he's even pressing the keys...
He’s not using the pedals either... but I’ve been watching him for years and have never seen him on the piano before now so it didn’t take me long to realize...
And Big Bill's in the line...and he's feelin so fine...as he's wolfin down plate 55.
The weird al Yankovich of Christian comedy! Sooo funny!Hope everything is well with your family!
That's my first try, I added the time stamp where I'm really unsure.
(its not my first language)
It would be nice if anyone could point out the mistakes.
Lyrics:
It's four o'clock on a saturday, a regular crowd falls (1:57) in.
And there is an old man at the register, (and) an early bird with a quadruple chin.
He says: "Miss, i don't need a doggy bag or container made from styrofoam, cause when i get the chance i stuff bread in my pants and thats the way i take it home."
Chorus:
Bring us a tray, you're the buffet man. Oh bring us a tray tonight.
Cause its salty and sweet and its all you can eat,
we belong here and we're feeling alright.(2:57) (or maybe see second chorus)
And the waitress is handing out privozac (3:15),
and the busboys refill the sweet tea.
Mother tells davy, we're all out of gravy
We all know how ... away.(3:25)
And Paul is a regular customer, with Pete his identical twin.
And they walk side by side, they're at least ten feet wide,
nobody knows how they got in.
Chorus:
Bring us a tray, you're the buffet man. Oh bring us a tray tonight.
Cause its salty and sweet and its all you can eat,
we love it but we're not feeling alright. [?]
And its a pretty good crowd for a saturday, and the manager is getting insane.
Cause he saw someone sneeze in the fresh mac&cheese,
now hes calling it quiche lorraine.
And the pizza smells like a pizza, and the music is blurring adele.
I came in for brunch but it turned into lunch. How about dinner? Oh, what da (F)
Everybody sing!
Chorus
+onpsxmember: Wow! Very nice job! I corrected a few mistakes, but most of it was fine. Thanks so much for your help! :-D
VERSE 1:
It's four o'clock on a Saturday
A regular crowd wobbles in
And there's an old man at the register
An early bird with a quadruple chin
VERSE 2:
He says, “Miss, I don't need a doggy-bag
Or container made from styrofoam
Cause when I get the chance I shove bread in my pants
And that's the way I take it home"
INTERLUDE:
Oh, la da-da didee da da
La-da didee da da-dum
CHORUS:
Bring us a tray, you're the buffet man
Oh-ho, bring us a tray tonight
Cause you're salty, and you're sweet, and it's all you can eat
We're bloated, but we're feeling alright
VERSE 3:
And the waitress is handing out Prilosec
And the busboys refill the sweet tea
Can somebody tell Davy, we ran out of gravy?
We all know how long he will be
VERSE 4:
And Paul is a regular customer
With Pete his identical twin
When they walk side by side, they're at least ten feet wide
Nobody knows how they got in
CHORUS:
VERSE 5:
And it's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
But the manager's going insane
Cause he saw someone sneeze in the fresh mac-n-cheese
Now he's calling it “quiche lorraine”
VERSE 6:
And the pizza it smells like a pizza
And the music is blaring Adele
Yes, I came in for brunch, and it turned into lunch
How 'bout dinner? Oh, what the [hell] (Everybody sing!)
INTERLUDE:
Oh, la da-da didee da da (Sing it out!)
La-da didee da da-dum
(Bring us a tray, you're the buffet man! Sing it out!)
CHORUS:
Bring us a tray, you're the buffet man
Bring us a tray tonight (Salty and sweet!)
Cause you're salty and [you're] sweet, and it's all you can eat
We're bloated, but we're feeling alright
+onpsxmember: By the way, what is your first language?
ObscurityIsBest
Thx for fixing it.
German is my first language.
I think it's "we're bloated but we're feeling all right" in the chorus
i think the privosec is supposed to be the acid reducer "Prilosec"
Anybody notice the interpreter in the piano?
k that makes more sense. i thought it was an audience member pretending to be a conductor lol
They take blind people to see comedy shows?
LMFAO
Peter Corduan It is for the deaf, not the blind.
I saw that too. And btw to peter yeah deaf ppl! Sheeeesh
+Nrwhite33 Yes . I became a little mesmerized wondering what was going on . After reading these posts , it became clear . What a talent this guy is . I hope he comes to Canada soon and may GOD bless him .
Procrastinators for a better tomorrow! I'm the president of that organization.
Why put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow? Mark Twain
Andy Maynard Well my husband must be your Vice President!
and never do today what you can put off til tomorrow..
@@richardprior5139 and never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow!
What a talented man. He's the best
What a guy, he not only funny, also a great comedian! Appreciate his clean humor!😊🎺🎹🎶
Another great song thank you listening from Brownwood Texas
SO GLAD HE DID THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy crap, what a talent! I don't know how I haven't seen you before but now I'm binge-watching every show of yours. I subscribed, and figured that's the least I could do (it was). I too, am an entertainer/ performer in many media, but mostly voice-acting and the like. Your characterizations and movement on stage belie BRILLIANCE. Keep AT it, and I look forward to your playing live over here in Hawaii, or Florida, where I may be living and performing, next year. Either way, amazing guitar AND piano (!) work, as well as great writing and lyrics. Superb, and since you play in churches a lot, remarkably CLEAN! Mahalo! (I'm white but like to think I'm Hawaiian, now), and Best of the BEST in your future endeavors. ;)
Okay, another viewing shows me you may have been cheating on the pie-anna, and harmonikey, but I don't care. imho, this was a better version than the original. LOL "Another One Rides The Bus", comes to mind.... ;)
What a beautiful Wedding song.
You are such a blessing
I still love Weird Al's version, "Ode to a Superhero". =)
The reflection is of a person signing...you know for deaf people....
Tim and Weird Al, two musical, comical wordsmith that garner laughs without being crude.
Well...Weird Al is crude sometimes.
And he yanked most of his stuff off of UA-cam.
It's on his website...which is blocked where I live for some reason (the Philippines).
Why is the piano thing a question? Just watch the whole video. It's a bit.
I love that you can see the sign language interpreter in the piano's reflection. My nephew and cousin are deaf...I'm going to send this to them! :D
I can sing this entire song from memory and I am not sorry
I can sing about 75% from memory and its awesome! [I randomly start singing off-key] [friends look at me like i have a crazy skin disease] [continues singing off-key]
Bestie Video This comment is flawless and I applaud you for it [claps]
bishiewuvr [bows]
it's "*" not "[ ]"
Which version
I wish Tim would go more viral because anyone can listen to his humor, child and grandparent alike without being offended. I wish he would come to Troy Missouri but...….. don't see that happening anytime soon :-( Waaaaaaa!!! I saw he was in Wentzville but by the time I found out, there was only a few days to go and no tickets left …….. more WAAAAAAAAAAA! LOL
Awesome another Robin Williams but this time a Christian!
ChristianConservativHawkins is better than Williams was. He couldn't play guitar, piano and sing all while giving a hilarious slander free set.
Tim is a fan of classic rock, but personally, I really have to grit my teeth through his choices of songs because they were played over and over AD NAUSEUM while I was growing up, so I'm definitely not a fan of the genre (insert a Tim Hawkins "dry heave" here). But I listen for TIM because he is SO DANG TALENTED, and does such great lyrics! LOVE him! BTW, did y'all know that Tim taught himself to play piano that well in about a YEAR??? 😱 That man's a music machine!
Hey, watch it with the references to Arizona! (Yes, it's a dry heave...)
So weird..I live in Loganville..didn't know this was in this song ..so darn cool
It's a parody. These arn't the words to the original song...
Tim, Tim, Tim. I only have one question. Were you a musician before you were a comedian or were you a comedian before you were a musician? And don’t try that “well, one kind of led into the other, at the exact same moment” bullskates. (A new curse word for your list, perhaps?)
You are a great performer and I hope you continue your journey , and learn more about Jesus
Favorite video ever
Tim's a genius!! salute from Mexico!
This is hilarious. I really enjoy your takes on music
"can someone tell navy we ran out of gray?" more gravyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You're so funny. We watch you on youtube as often as we can find you there. 😂😅 We've been watching you a long time. When will you be in Ft. Worth, Tx
He is so funny! I've never see a bad bit.
There's a large man...sittin next to me...in a booth he can barely fit in :)
Tim Hawkins is so talented
BOY THAT IS SOME PIANO. JUST LIKE A MIRROR
look at the reflection on the piano, there is someone conducting the crowd
It's the sign language interpreter. She was fun to watch! She got really into it.
oh! cool! i didn't realize. thanks
They aren't conducting the audience, its a sign language translator...
ha! man we're so sharp
It's a deaf interpreter.
I'm not a religious man, but I find Tim to be hilarious!
May your God b!ess you.
I'm not religious either. I have faith in Jesus Christ. I don't have enough faith to be an atheist though.
this is GREAT!
Procrastinators for a Better Tomorrow
I nearly wet myself every time I watch one of his videos! He is so insane!
I love that womans' laugh
that's a cool translator in the reflection theres tallent
The reflection in the piano, lol.
Should have said "I shove bread in my pants....because that's the way I ROLL....
Thought the same thing.
Lord use my brother James to help me to go and see him in concert and he is very funny very clean and just let the holy Ghost be your guide and you can let your children listen to him without fear of being brainwashed.
I sought the Lord and he heard me and delivered me with from all my fears ps 34:4
For a song named piano man there is a lot of harmonica !
All I can say is WOW, It hurts laughing so hard!!!
This guy is too hilarious
Aw. I thought it was gonna be about Jimmy Buffett.
brilliant
That lady laughing was fun. But at times I couldn't hear because of the laughter.
Killer musician
if you watch the TV to the upper right carefully you can confirm he wasn't really playing the piano! lol
He's totally playing the piano.
He is so funny, lol! Talented :)
I live in GA
♫♫ we're bloated but feelin' all right... ♫ ♫ lol
Beyond funny; what a talent!
can somebody do the Lyrics to this please
This is funny but I still like the skit guys version called the piano man
Buffet man lol.this guy is great .
Audio bad, anyway you can adjust?
Nope - looks like it was shot on a phone so you'll just have to deal with it mate
xen0g3n Okay, just love his style...
I feel embarrassed to say this but what song is he parodying, it's on the tip of my brain I just can't remember...
Piano man - billy joel, I remembered :D
This guy is hilarious!
I used to work for Fire Mountain which I lovingly referred to as "Hell Mountain" because of the staff and the clientele. They used to have a fortune telling machine by the door called "How Long Will You Live?" No kidding. I had one lady who'd come in and graze for hours and then tell me how sad she felt for her husband because she was never too hungry to cook him a meal after his long day at work.....grrrrrr
Somewhere Billy Joel is laughing is ass off!!
what is the original song?
wolf lord of all Its Piano Man by Billy Joel.
So he's not really playing piano?
He's totes playing the piano. Dude's got mad skills.
+eblalgen No!
He's really playing piano, but there was also an accompanying track. (He played live to a track.)
Anna Braswell: That makes perfect sense. Now I can get on with my life, lol. ;) Thanks for the follow-up! Have a nice day.
not playing.... 1. his hands in the reflection dont move with the notes.... 2. he removes his hands from the piano and it's still playing. he's a comedian who can play guitar very well.... but thats about it
Hey Tim... you definitely owe Billy Joel a huge "Apology...!!!" LOL!!! Ted Schempp, Nashville.
Laughing on the floor 😂😂😂
twinkling improv
Little Nightmares in a nutshell.
im hungry know....
LMBO
Genius! Lol
So funny
I really like him he’s truly funny but he’s not playing the piano.
actually got sick at the golden corral buffet here in ohio not sure if it was the ribs they ere nasty as fugg but yeah not a good experiance
always nice listening to christian funnys cept when the commercial for a movie takes lords name in vain and three other curse words and one racist joke. wish u could screen ads. thanks for sharing anyway
The weird laughing was annoying.