Wow, people really loved the Judas joke. True story: A friend once asked me if I ever noticed that the preacher at our church couldn't pronounce Iscariot correctly; he always said Is-a-carrot. I hadn't noticed. The next Sunday, he did an entire sermon about Judas Is-a-carrot. That was the toughest time I've ever had trying to suppress the giggles during church.
Recently the inventor of the Hokey Pokey passed away. Took forever to get him into his coffin, though. They put the left leg in an that’s where the trouble started.
Vegitales adding a character who betrayed Jesus. Please call him Judas is a Carrot!🥕 Unbelievable! You rock. Where have you been hiding? Keep going 👍 - we need you to help us ride this crazy time!
“Good friends are like fine wine, that’s why I keep mine locked in the cellar!!!!” HAHAHAHAHA. I should know better by now than to take a drink just before it’s Tims’ turn!!! Now I’ll have to repaint the wall opposite my bed.
My husband passed away in January this year, today is his birthday. Very emotional day today but Lord thank goodness for Tim Hawkins and his friends. I can always count on y'all to bring laughter and joy to this old girl's heart. Merry Christmas y'all
Hi, Sandra, I hope that your heart is healing from your loss. I, too, lost the love of my life in 2009 and it took a while to find my footing again. In time, I allowed the love of God to break through the wall of pain around my heart. I found a scripture that said when you are widowed, He will be your husband. I came to lean on Him and allow Him to fill that place in my life. I hope that you can find this place of peace and healing. Much love from Tennessee. Becca
Here's an old joke for a new tweet song: "They had trouble burrying the creator of the hokey pokey... he was burried with his left foot in and his right foot out."
I heard the funeral was a very sombre affair, open casket etc. But when the pall bearers tripped on the steps to the church, the fun really started.......
420 Magnifique HILARIOUS!!!!!!! (I must say, thanks so much for planting that damn song in my head. Now I’ll have to live with it singing happily in my head-ALL DAY!)
Watching this at 5am in bed and trying not to laugh and wake up my husband... so I just keep snorting. Y'all are just too funny, I love your clean humor. Thank you. ❤️
Try being me. I'm watching at work and trying not to laugh...when I answer the phone...at the local hospital...and the caller is literally crying in pain.
I'm not American and English is not my first language.But I understood everything except the first tweet. Could a charitable soul please explain it to me?
Sure. The pun is between “Mull it Over” (a phrase meaning to think about something over a period of time) and “Mullet Over” (‘mullet’ is a hair style where it’s short up front and long in the back-being here attributed to ‘Red-necks’.) Hope that helps some.
I thought I was going to shut my computer down and ran across this. I have seen Tim Hawkins twice and almost peed my pants up the aisle laughing so hard.
Read your comment on your family... soooo sorry! May God bless and comfort you!!! Crawl up in His Loving Lap ans let Him hold you to His heart and rest thete....
If they did one of the angels announcing the birth of Jesus to the shepherds. Have the shepherds be heads of lettuce, and sing "Oh come lettuce adore Him".
@@shilohstore6086 Judas's surname "Iscariot" sounds a little like "is a carrot" in English. Only a luke- warm/carnal Christian would find that funny though. Judas betrayed the Son of God and is now being tormented in hell for eternity. Nothing I would joke about.
@@difficultjourney3216 You must still be worshipping the Old Testament od that had no sense of humor and went around smiting everyone. I believe the New Testament God finds it quite funny. Smart people like puns. Maybe there's a reason that you don't.
Please make lord of the rings 4 and let Phil from duck dynasty be Gandalf. Gandolf what do we do?! (In Phil's voice) it's looks like we need to go to moreadore and Sions not gonna be happy happy happy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If they did one of the angels announcing the birth of Jesus to the shepherds. Have the shepherds be heads of lettuce, and sing "Oh come lettuce adore Him".
Wow, people really loved the Judas joke. True story: A friend once asked me if I ever noticed that the preacher at our church couldn't pronounce Iscariot correctly; he always said Is-a-carrot. I hadn't noticed. The next Sunday, he did an entire sermon about Judas Is-a-carrot. That was the toughest time I've ever had trying to suppress the giggles during church.
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@@jkgarri
They found him in-between the couch cushions!
I would tell a joke about memory loss, but I forgot it!
Being in your fifties and depressed dysfunctional dyslexic in the years2021 hysterically funny keeps me 😄
Can someone please make mullet over a thing?
so hilarious
Stopped using autocorrect... it changed everythOng!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i went to this one
Making dad jokes mainstream lol
Funny. (but tune your guitars, bro.)
Sorry but medical pot isn't bad
Uh... Demetry Martin, y'all?
Recently the inventor of the Hokey Pokey passed away. Took forever to get him into his coffin, though. They put the left leg in an that’s where the trouble started.
😂❤
🙄😅
"People who don't believe in autocorrect, go straight to heal".
Damn, that is an unbelievably great juke.
probably meant to spell "heel"
I figured it was "he'll"
... I saw what you did there 😂
Vegitales adding a character who betrayed Jesus. Please call him Judas is a Carrot!🥕 Unbelievable! You rock. Where have you been hiding? Keep going 👍 - we need you to help us ride this crazy time!
THANK YOU FOR THIS PAIRING ! Loved You Guys TOGETHER , CRACK ME UP ! BRILLIANT ! That's A RETWEET 🤣
“And Sauron’s not gonna be happy happy happy.” I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Good friends are like fine wine, that’s why I keep mine locked in the cellar!!!!” HAHAHAHAHA. I should know better by now than to take a drink just before it’s Tims’ turn!!! Now I’ll have to repaint the wall opposite my bed.
Ah the joys of getting older, used to be the wall behind the bed.
@@richardlloyd2589
Please explain
@@tyrelhumble2006
Without being too graphic, think being single and teenaged.
I heard that a scarecrow got promoted, because he was outstanding in his field.
Making Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg proud. They might even be jealous they hadn't thought of some of these.
People you don’t believe in autocorrect go straight to heel 😂😂😂😂
I love how Tim keeps cracking up at Jonnies bits.
My husband passed away in January this year, today is his birthday. Very emotional day today but Lord thank goodness for Tim Hawkins and his friends. I can always count on y'all to bring laughter and joy to this old girl's heart. Merry Christmas y'all
Praying for you now. I'm sorry for your loss. May God bless you with His peace.
Hi, Sandra, I hope that your heart is healing from your loss. I, too, lost the love of my life in 2009 and it took a while to find my footing again. In time, I allowed the love of God to break through the wall of pain around my heart. I found a scripture that said when you are widowed, He will be your husband. I came to lean on Him and allow Him to fill that place in my life.
I hope that you can find this place of peace and healing. Much love from Tennessee. Becca
Healing is slow but daily through Christ. Thanking all for your prayers.
gg in Tennessee
I'm so sorry for your loss 😢😢, I'm praying for you 🙏
Sorry Sandra for your loss ♡
"If you're illiterate, you probably live your life by a set of unwritten rules." I LOVE IT!!!!!!
Wyft dyu sy
James Edgar god bless you James edgar.
For fun…..
If you’re an improv actor you probably live your life by unwritten roles.
Here's an old joke for a new tweet song: "They had trouble burrying the creator of the hokey pokey... he was burried with his left foot in and his right foot out."
Hopefully it's over I hate making videos 6
I heard the funeral was a very sombre affair, open casket etc.
But when the pall bearers tripped on the steps to the church, the fun really started.......
Y'all are going to heel... Lol!
OMG! Stop! My sides hurt!
420 Magnifique
HILARIOUS!!!!!!! (I must say, thanks so much for planting that damn song in my head. Now I’ll have to live with it singing happily in my head-ALL DAY!)
I'm an atheist and "Judas Isacarrot" is pure gold comedy.
Never make snow angels in a dog park.
I'm more of a KFC fighter.... LOL
I love how Tim's just showing off in between jokes
Their dry delivery is hilarious!
I didn’t get the Lego joke can somebody help me out
@@michaelvantuinen9216 - LEGO's are little square plastic blocks that kids (or adults) use to build little buildings with.
It’s from practice at delivering Dad jokes.
Judas is a carrot... omg I'm dying!
If you meet a rancher who's jolly chances are he's growing pot😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤦♂️
this could also be titled " almost 9 minutes of dad jokes"
Dad jokes are awesome
My work colleagues call them punishment.
When I’m feeling down I watch Tim!! Makes me laugh and before I know it I’m feeling joyful!!
Tim and Jonnie together is more than twice as much of way too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Watching this at 5am in bed and trying not to laugh and wake up my husband... so I just keep snorting. Y'all are just too funny, I love your clean humor. Thank you. ❤️
Try being me. I'm watching at work and trying not to laugh...when I answer the phone...at the local hospital...and the caller is literally crying in pain.
Second uncle joke got me.
Hats off sir, hats off.
Jonnie's pun are epic. My favorite - "conjoined twin...uncle from my father's side...once removed "😂
Love to laugh. Thanks guys!
Another funny one about Johnnie's conjoined twin father, is if they were named Pete and RePete.
Judas is a carrot 😂😂😂😂
I'm not American and English is not my first language.But I understood everything except the first tweet. Could a charitable soul please explain it to me?
Sure.
The pun is between “Mull it Over” (a phrase meaning to think about something over a period of time) and “Mullet Over” (‘mullet’ is a hair style where it’s short up front and long in the back-being here attributed to ‘Red-necks’.)
Hope that helps some.
@@melmac15 Thanks
I liked "Judas Iscarrot"
Amy M. Fry wow I didn’t understand until you said that lol
lego land joke was a sleeper.... hilarious
I have a "he who does not believe in auto correct go straight to he'll" Tee signed by both Tim and Jonny!!!!
Oh go to help
Yet sometimes autocorrect is not always helpful because it gives wrong words part of the time.
I stopped using autocorrect. It changed every thong.
I`m going to heel for laughing at the conjoined twins one too early as well.
He'll*
Judas is a carrot.. BWAHAHAHA!!!!
Old MacDonald was dyslexic o-i-e-i-e
My Uncle on My Father's Side, My Uncle Once Removed
Props to Tim for taking the much harder guitar part.
"If you're illiterate, you probably live your life by a list of unwritten rules"... HA!
I'm a Lord of the Rings and Duck Dynasty fan so when I heard that one tweet I was like, "HAHAHAHAHAHA...nope."
The jokes are even funnier when they laugh at their one jokes
I’m thinking a few of the jokes they just came up with on the fly. It is funnier when they crack up at their own jokes.
*own jokes (?) 🙂
I thought I was going to shut my computer down and ran across this. I have seen Tim Hawkins twice and almost peed my pants up the aisle laughing so hard.
Also if your illiterate you do have judge a book by its cover
Old McDonald was dyslexic, O-I-E-I-E!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha priceless
I LOVE THAT ONE!
And also the man who invented the television remote. ^_^
"retweet"? GENIUS! rofl
I like the one about the guy who invented the TV remote!
he was found dead in between his sofa
Whenever I want to be alone I go the the mall and hold a clipboard!!!!
That’s not the joke mam.. you gotta lot of nerve 😂😂🤣
That deadpan facial expression. 🤣🤣🤣
Shadras9 yes!! That’s what took me out 😂
Thanks for the laughs.
Lost all my family on 12/23 4 years ago, so this is a tough time of year for me......just found this and needed it. Badly
Hang in there. We will say a prayer!
God is closest to those in grief 🙏
Read your comment on your family... soooo sorry!
May God bless and comfort you!!! Crawl up in His Loving Lap ans let Him hold you to His heart and rest thete....
funny funny funny. just Twisted enough for my sense of humor.
damn Tim can play .
a retweet he says , lmao . the best one was the last one . . .
The Judas Iscarrot was my favorite. Too bad that VeggieTales ain't gonna do it because their number one rule is can't portray Jesus as a vegetable.
Allison Barrett Because He's the bread of life 😂😂😂😂
@@mamabambina3829 haha now that was funny
Jolly Rancher pot joke , Jolly Rancher founded in Colorado.
these guys are hillarios!!!!
Here’s my plan. When I die I’m going to be cremated. It’s my last chance to ever have a smokin’ hot body.
My favorite part is the retweet joke
Veggie tales..... Judas is a carrot... OR... Judas Asparagus
If they did one of the angels announcing the birth of Jesus to the shepherds. Have the shepherds be heads of lettuce, and sing "Oh come lettuce adore Him".
Laughing out loud at this. Too funny and clever!
This is a slice of the sublime.
I wonder what their first run through is like when they havnt heard each other’s tweet. Lol!
*haven't 🙂
Frisbee golf = Disc golf = ♡ ♡ ♡
"Judas is a carrot" Oh my God funny.
I don't think God thinks it's funny.
English is not my first language why is that funny
@@shilohstore6086 Judas's surname "Iscariot" sounds a little like "is a carrot" in English. Only a luke- warm/carnal Christian would find that funny though. Judas betrayed the Son of God and is now being tormented in hell for eternity. Nothing I would joke about.
@@difficultjourney3216 You must still be worshipping the Old Testament od that had no sense of humor and went around smiting everyone. I believe the New Testament God finds it quite funny. Smart people like puns. Maybe there's a reason that you don't.
@@gregschaper5807 You're not even a Christian. You're a gnostic.
i’m totally stealing a bunch of tim’s guitar licks
This should have been called "Dad Jokes"
It should have been called "Awesome Dad jokes."
Just found Jonnie recently but have known about Tim for a long time. Just about didn't survrve laughing. Thanks guys
Same, found Jonnie on the Dry Bar Comedy channel just a week or two ago.
That was a retweet. LOL
Please make lord of the rings 4 and let Phil from duck dynasty be Gandalf. Gandolf what do we do?! (In Phil's voice) it's looks like we need to go to moreadore and Sions not gonna be happy happy happy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'd WATCH Mullet Over! Lol
He makes me laugh without saying anything
Judas is a carrot! I lost it
Now, that's funny, don't care who you are
Git-r-done
Dimitri Martin called and wants his act back. Good stuff though.
This was absolutely brilliant. Wow. 🤣
we have ALL said thong instead of thing lol
Tim and Johnnie should team up with Danny from most amazing top ten for an album of stupid tweets
hahaha i enjoyed this way more than i was expecting to
Or "Good friends are like fine wine, there old
They are kept in the cellar, =D
Keep on miking that G chord
i meant milking
Laughed so much thank you guys.
Awesome!
I couldn't help but notice the tweet song is in the key of G???????
I enjoyed your song 🤩
I love the veggie tales one then the weed jolly rancher one.
The Lego tweet is hilarious!
"That's not the joke ma'am"
Dad jokes set to guitar music.
OMG Judas is a carrot! LOL
If they did one of the angels announcing the birth of Jesus to the shepherds. Have the shepherds be heads of lettuce, and sing "Oh come lettuce adore Him".
These are some funny guys!!!!!! 😁