Tim Hawkins Insanitized Songs
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- Опубліковано 4 чер 2024
- All songs of Tim Hawkins - Insanitized (2010)
Including:
Third Wheel
The Dog's on Fire
The Homeschool Blues
A Whiff of Kansas
The Gouvernment Can
Twinkie
I don't own anything
Enjoy! - Розваги
I'm a Christian and it's refreshing to hear a comedian that doesn't cuss to make you laugh. Keep up the great work. Having a bad day? Listen to Tim,I guarantee you'll laugh. Bess you!
Third Wheel is better than 95% of country radio these days.. 9 years later. RELEASE IT TIM!
Amen brotha
Mr.Alex Stewart, Very True!!! Have you heard Tim Hawkins song “I’m A Christian”, that is a wonderful song.
So TRUE
It would be great if he could do an album. But unfortunately he’d have to pay for using the music
@@gabesmom29he has a bunch of albums on UA-cam just look up Tim Hawkins songs
He's like a cross of Weird Al and Robin Williams.
Agreed!.
You ain’t wrong !
Agree...👋👋👋😜😆😎🥀
Eh, he's just a southern third wheel
I agree. this dude is hilarious
"When my mum's talking to herself, it makes perfect sense, I say she's only in a parent/teach conference." Oh my! Lol
Homeschool blues takes on a new meaning after 2020 when many of us became teachers overnight as schools shut down for COVID.
One of the funniest comedians out there .. and he doesn't have to curse and insult to get it done. Talented musician as well. Hilarious !
I was slightly offended with the Twinkie references.
Nothing funny about animal abuse!
@@lawrencetaylor4101 lmfaooooo
Amen to that
@@jantk9835 C.O.M.E.D.Y. he isnt serious
"I don't care if you hate me; I'm gonna sing it anyway."
We need more people this bold. God bless you, Tim Hawkins, as you bless us.
😅
I've seen this 50 times, but always hilarious!
oooh- the homeschool song has become so relevant. Love it. (and doing it).
new line for "The Dogs on Fire": he was your favorite Dachshund, but now he's a ghost, a whole new meaning for a weenie roast...
Good one Ted
So wrong but funny as hell
😂😂😂
Lol Wow!
Good one!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tim Hawkins is a true genius and a gift from God!
Tim Hawkins is so talented and funny! So glad I discovered him on UA-cam.
I work at Chik-fil-A. A regular customer told me about Tim. This guy is lyrical comedy gold.😊👍
Why Third Wheel hasn't been a hit in the Country charts, is anyone's guess.
It would make millions
Phil O'Shaughnessy it should be published
Damn right I laughed so hard the first time I heard it I fell out of my chair but my all time favorite is THE GOVERNMENT CAN
In the words of larry the cable guy, his album would go "aluminum"
@@joedion313 same here, now it's we're leaving without you.
He is a genius! Dogs on fire and whiff of kansas had me in tears from laughing so much.
Came across this talented comedian/ musician and thank god I did ,he is just brilliant,funny ,good on guitar
Only just discovered this guy, but he is SO funny , and a good musician to boot !
This guy is a genius. Don't believe me try and rewrite a song, make it funny and make it work lyrically. NOT easy!
I can do the lyrics, I just have no talent to sing and perform it.
I will sing for you
@@cruzypixcar8222 I might take you up on it.
Weird Al is still better
Check out Apologetics. The way they change secular music to Christian is unreal.
This dude has mad skills! How can one guy write hysterical lyrics, play the guitar like Van Halen, and sing in tune?? How he can sing without laughing is a miracle! Wow, just wow.
some video of his it happens there is mishap with his guitar...and he pulls it off, he is consummate professional
He is a bust up
Derek Miller d
derek miller if you mean the guitar meltdown that was intentional, he used an effects machine and probably put settings on before the show or while he was doing it,
Ok don’t get me wrong, this dudes funny af and he’s a great musician, but I think Eddie Van Halen is a couple steps above him
I met him at the Florabama Bar damn --- not admitting how many years ago -- he is still fabulous !!!!
Love the kazoo!!!
Just ran across this guy today. ..
Terrific!! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼⭐️⭐️😁😁😁😁
Stellar talent, Christian, modest and hilarious! Most important clean PG rated at his dirtiest so kids and adults can both relate. True genius 😂
“I don’t care if you hate me, I’m gonna sing the song anyway!” After THAT, who could hate the guy? He’s a musical genius!! (is that what you wanted me to say? do I get my Twinkie now?)
He actually has a beautiful voice!!😉
and plays pretty good guitar as well
@bethy5510 was waiting for the government can! That was awesome, especially when he said "I'll keep on singing even if you hate me!"
I'll never think of "Dust In the Wind" the same way again.
or candyman either!
he has a really good singing voice, when hes not altering it lol it really sounds like he could go into singing if he wasn't the BEST comedian ever!!!
He's got a great Elvis impersonator career if he ever runs out of jokes
He is a great way to start the day - especially with this dang pandemic freaking everyone out! Thank you, Tim Hawkins!
First time I've seen "Somebody broke wind".....THAT needs added to my set-list. LOL. Gonna be hard to sing and laugh at the same time. LOL
Thanks Tim. Humor is always the best way to start a day, and YOU have the God given gift of providing humor to all.
Amazing talent, this guy is nuts, in a good way!!
i love this guy, he can definitely put on a show
I bet his parents had a blast raising him. Love his free wheeling spirit. Thanks for this video and the laughs !
Yeah, I'd say it was memorable.
I wonder if he was first born or last. Maybe only?
Wow! This guy is so talented and super funny!
Tim Hawkins is just my favorite comedian!!
He is so dang talented singing alone even without the comedy! Lol
WTF !! I am 60 years old and never heard of this guy . WOW , I have to get out more . This is a great talent . Gotta spread the word .
from now on Howling! 71 and just found him today.
Sir are you gentlemen living under a massive rock?
lol that's ok
@@aliceshaw8265
That’s why we have the internet. No need to get out more. You’re not missing anything.
Perhaps, if you liked what you saw, you should stay home more? (unless, of course, you’re one of those “I pay my taxes, so I can watch Tim Hawkins on my IPhone while cruise controlling at 75mph)
But you don’t seem the type to do something like that. I truly enjoyed the odd looking stuff in the middle of that Suzy-Q. Let’s wait and see if he, err, she or simply
OMG! This guy is funneee!! 'A Whiff of Kansas' and 'The Dog's on Fire' had me falling off my stool laughing!🤣👍
"The Government Can" - absolute, 100% truth!
It is just as true now as it was six years ago.
I don't care if u hate me I'm gonna sing it anyway... that's my favorite part of the government song
What we should always do and reduce govt to the smallest size.
Oh, my. I love Tim Hawkins!
In the first song he reminds me of Mater from Cars 2- if any of you have seen that. He even dresses up as a waiter so he can hang with Lightning McQueen and Sally during their date.
I remember that scene! It fits him ago well.
10:50 That Sammy Davis, Jr. imitation is AMAZING!
Hey this guy is actually funny instead of being stupid - not to mention also being a fine singer and guitarist.
I didn't know this guy existed until I started seeing him on UA-cam he's great
If he had an album I'd buy several
You... ARE Thee BEST FREAKIN' Comedian...I.have.HAD.the.Pleasure.
hearing.... Thank-you funny 😜 man....
Blessings top you, + your's ALL y'all
Lives....👋😁💜💚🎼🥀
when I went to see Kansas a few years ago, I listened to Whiff of Kansas on the way. Made me laugh later during the show
Outstanding!!! God bless you!! 🙏🏼✨💔🇺🇸♥️🤣😂
He is truly gifted!!
Someone broke wind has to be my favorite. Laughed so hard.
I love this guy - he's so hilarious!!
His voice is just perfect!!
Floxeey I think my favorite is jimmy buffet is the president
He should host Saturday Night Live except NBC would never allow a devout Christian conservative to be the funniest host ever.
Victoria Jackson
You are so right. He could knock the ratings out of the park! I would watch for sure!
Tim is the funniest man alive- Owen Benjamin is the funniest podcaster though.
The only thing I wish was that Tim's song "The Government Can" was all fiction.
i know me to haha he hit the nail on the head with that one. lol
Anthony Jimison, agreed.
*****, I wouldn't doubt he is working on that.
I suspect Tim is a fellow Libertarian. Call it a hunch....😁
@dwsingrs Stop.
Absolutely HILARIOUS, and he was ONLY singing!!! Praise the Lord for Tim Hawkins.
Home School Blues REALLY fits in nowadays! 🤣🤣🤣
Wow, the first song is the highest quality country song I've heard.
Hmmmmmn. May I suggest Rodney Rude, Well Hung Plough Boy.....
A Christian version of Robin Williams?! Thank you for posting. I'd never listened to him before tonight!
I thought Robin Williams was a Christian? Was he not?
@@thejumpingbaymare356 No. He was an atheist.
@@Chris_Cross He was Christian. Do at least five seconds of research before spreading misinformation, you fuck.
@James Bryant No, I won't refrain from stopping the spread of misinformation, you discriminatory piece of shit.
Says the anonymous poster...
"Third wheel" is the other side of "you, me, and Steve"🤣🤣🤣
That kazoo though😂😂
Omgoshh he's so hilarious, I've been bimge watching his videos!!!💞
man he can sing!!!!
Everytime I watch him I die laughing. Someone said that third wheel is a lot funnier than lot of funny country songs he should just put it and see how many are sold.
he really is talented and a funny person
The Government Can needs to be rereleased, it's so true right now.
Embrace the socialism. The good part is just getting started. Hyperinflation, siding with the Taliban, and the famine and bread lines are coming soon. Who needs freedoms?
@@mgratk Hyperinflation is already happening. it's a thing under Capatilism and all it takes is businesses collectively agreeing to raise prices. Businesses have no regulation on how much they charge, so they can slowly kick up prices with no reprecussions, so long as people continue to buy the goods. You may counter with "Then stop buying them heh heh heh so stupid" but you can't stop buying everything, and every business is doing it. You can't escape it unless you go completely off the grid, and even then you still rely on buying things because you can't farm, mine, smelt, etc all on your own with any sort of efficiency.
Siding with the Taliban has fuck all to do with anything. Nobody is siding with the Taliban and I have no fucking idea how you are trying to combine that with Socialism. Socialism is just a system of economy that makes the means of production (factories, mines, etc) and distribution publically owned and regulated rather than privately owned and operated. Has nothing to do with government or diplomacy.
Famine and bread lines? What in the fuck are you talking about? We're already rushing headfirst into a depression in our current Mixed Market (because we already aren't a pure Capitalist). This has literally nothing to do with the government's financial state. The money accrued by private businesses in our society are hoarded by the rich and used for themselves, not distributed among everyone, paid to the government (hello tax loopholes), or even paid fairly to the workers who did the heavy lifting to earn it. Going socialist might make the economy more favorable in terms of pricing as the government sets the standard and businesses won't be able to wheel and deal for better rates to monopolize a market by swallowing up or shutting down all competition that can't compete, but it also has the risk of backfiring completely through bribery and deals with private companies in terms of financial support for select candidates.
In reality, both Capitalism and Socialism are deeply flawed systems on their own, and no, one isn't better than the other. They are both so easy to take advantage of. That's why the rest of the developed world uses a mixed system. There's still private ownership, competition, and free market, but there are also regulations to prevent the people from being taken advantage of, and public services that are offered to give everyone an equal starting place.
If you really want to know how badly Capitalism is working right now, take into account that America has the highest GDP (worldpopulationreview.com/countries/countries-by-gdp) and 2nd in Purchasing Power, but ranks 17 in quality of life, 31 in Health Care, and 22 in Cost of Living (www.numbeo.com/quality-of-life/rankings_by_country.jsp). That's embarassing. To be so rich and so powerful and yet not beat other nations in basic services? How shameful. The one good thing is we rank 2nd in Property Price to Income Ratio. A house costs about 5x your annual salary on average. This isn't good, mind you. It's just we happen to not be as bad as other places. Which says a lot.
The fact is, most other developed nations have single-payer healthcare. It doesn't remove the option to have private healthcare. It only means you get basic care and can pay for extra if you need it. Medicine is cheaper. Doctors are cheaper. Most major operations are cheaper. Ambulances don't cost you the arm it saved you. People who depend on insulin aren't deciding to just risk death for the next 2 weeks because their insurance decided half a month supply is good (I worked in pharmacy for a few years. This was a common occurance. Hell, had a lady get diagnosed with cancer and her insurance denied coverage of all her medicine and most of her treatment costs. She fought it. They told her to fuck herself. Her lawyer said back at you and won. The lawsuit she won? it went to the fucking lawyer and court fees.) Yes, sometimes you have to wait for non-life-threatening treatments. That's not the problem you think it is. You can get into regular doctor's visits as easy as you can here, and you make the next one while you are there, so that's not an issue. Life-threatening issues are dealt with immediately. Reports of the contrary are fully bullshit.
Look at Switzerland. A liberal utopia (even though they are pretty balanced in terms of 'liberal' and 'conservative'. Keep in mind neither of their parties falling neatly into our system). Stomps everyone in Quality of Life, Cost of Living, and Purchasing Power. 16 in Health Care. Houses cost more with 17 in Property Price to Income, but with everything else, it ends up being a better deal.
You can't deny the facts that are in front of you. our system is broken because we rely too much on Capitalism without any sort of regulation, and nobody gets any sort of guarenteed coverage in life. It's a fucked up system, adn although going full Socialist isn't better, mixing the systems is.
Best comedian I've seen yet!
Funny and very entertaining 😊
This guy is hilarious! I've never heard of him! I found him by accident but now I'm a fan!
This guy is insanley funny. Love his work!!!!!!
Home School Blues hits differently since 2020
The dog's on fire is still my favorite hahaha
was listening to this in the car with my mom, she nearly crashed while driving laughing so hard
LOL!!!
He's really good at playing the guitar
ciarra blanchard plays harmonica well too
"home school blues" very clever! 😃😅👏
This dude is brilliant and cray cray 😂😂😂😍
That Mick Jagger impression was perfect xD!
Which song was doing a Mick?
Im trying to figure out what artist and which song he Weird Al'ed which is 1st and 3rd songs i have no idea
Laughter the best medicine! ! Your awesome
More appropriate now in 2019 than it was back in 2011 when this was posted!
YEEEES!!! I heard this one in show and I'm so happy to find a recording of it. XD (The Dog's On Fire)
He is soooo good!! Love it. He is my therapist!!!
I love tim hawkins
Your songs are epic !!! Thank you and God bless and protect 🙏🙏🙏
The kazoo got me! Right on .love this guy and go to the same church,different state.
GFC Wharton!! Best church I've ever seen or been a part of.
if u watched the whole video thumbs up
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍💪👍💪
Every few weeks I come back to this video just so I can actually truly laugh for a but😂 love you so much Tim God bless you❤
Living Saint of happiness....
Maybe this guy wasn't noticed a long time ago, because of the song the government can, and the govt can( alert the MSM) at that time in 2011 as this says it was published, put a kebosh on the guy and deprived us of even more truth and humor! Just ran across the videos myself and they are FANTASTICLY FUNNY!! Thank you for getting them out there!
2 people were politicians who got rejected to be 3rd wheels then their dog caught on fire and they couldn't buy marshmellows, never knew about home schooling, have really bad farts and didn't get their twinkies
Ooo-oooh, the dog's on fire.
I have a video of him from about 10 years ago and the first time I saw it I laughed the whole time he can really play a guitar too
When I listen to Tim's song, "The Dog's On Fire," I get a craving for a hot dog.
Rodney carrington stAnd u
third wheel. love it.
When he was singing about twinkies, I was honestly thinking "I wonder if somebody is going to pull out a box of twinkies and throw them?"
i sold 2 boxes of Twinkies on eBay they day they went out of business i got 80 bucks lol
Lucky!
Well, they're back but I don't think they taste that great, I would prefer a swiss roll. But I'm not really into junk food anyways.
Then you nailed it!
Where does Tim come up with these funny, hysterical material? 🤣🤣🤣
My friend introduced this to me my favorite thing is dog is own fire have two of his comic on dvd made me love parodies through these years
This guy is great. Provides me with lots of laughs.
the man is great!
My sides went into orbit from the dog is on fire.
This guy is amazing,singing,choreography,comedy, brilliant.
I am actually homeschooled, and all my friends at my old school that I'm dumb for being homeschooled and all that kind of stuff. I just showed them Tim Hawkins song and as far as I know it shut them up 😎
That is my family's theam song i have 4 brother's and 2 sister's all of us drive our mom & dad INSANE😅
Well they're obviously pretty dumb for telling you that and it's pretty awesome being homeschooled ( I am)
Tell them that you understand their point of view except for the Inconvenient Truth that homeschool children test way higher on standardized test than public school children. Then give them that look of condescending empathy. 😂😂😂
You want to know what i think this song needs? A cow bell!!!!!!