why is this the first time I've come across this guy? all these years I've missed out! I'm definitely going to be checking out some more videos of him.. hilarious shit!
definitely also not the first time I had heard about Tim Hawkins! It's seems he was in stage for quite some time, not a very short period - or at least it is so to my knowledge and I am only 21 yrs old! How long was comedy Tim's thing, where did this thing start and how did he get saved?
Me too! I grew up in Minnesota and we were blessed enough to have a cabin on Mille Lacs Lake. The way he describes Minnesotans and our love of lakes/ tubing / watersports is dead on! No doubt Tim's actually experienced it.
@@courtenayoeltjenAnd driving on the frozen lake with your car, or even wheelie around on water with a hopped up snowmobile. Love visiting in the winter
I've been wearing glasses for almost 40 years. I've had that air test done even more times than that. Never really thought about it. But since Tim mentioned it, I googled it. Here is the result: The puff test is used to measure intraocular pressure (IOP). That air that you feel during the puff bounces back to give the machine a reading of your eye pressure. This is significant, as a raised IOP can indicate a problem with the eye such as glaucoma. If that helps even one person, awesome! If not, oh well. It took less than one minute off my lifespan. Haha! 🤣😂
Back in the day, they used some sort of a scale with a weighted rod that was placed right on the front of your eye, in contact with the cornea, I think. The puff of air thing is a piece of cake! -old dude
Went to husband's family reunion in Minnesota. His aunt had a riverfront house. His cousin took me skiing. I look down and could see the rocks of the riverbed. Later, talking about it and she says, Oh yeah, it is not a deep river. You can walk from bank to bank and keep your shoulders and head above water even at the deepest part. 😮 First time I met her, the first thing that popped in my head was Marge Gunderson in movie Fargo. 🤣🤣🤣
I live in Minnesota but yeah that sounds dangerous. Never been water-skiing, but I was in a canoe that capsized in the Boundary Waters area, we were somewhat close to a shore but it still took a while to get there.
Some people are the other extreme of "one square" and don't pay attention to how much they use. I offen use only half a sheet of paper towel to dry my hands and it annoys me when people use two sheets.
I love you Tim Hawkins You are a good man Tim Hawkins My husband I listen to Tim Hawkins I told you that because I was feeling so I was feeling down really bad. For the grace of God in you I'm feeling better
Military joke: one square of toilet paper, fold in half, tear a circle out of the middle, stick middle finger through hole, wipe butt with finger, use toilet paper to wipe finger. The circle piece is used to clean under the finger nail.
Oh man they shot that puff of air in my eye and the doc was like now keep your eye open and I couldn't, for love nor money keep my eye open. Doc gave up. And have you ever drove home with your eyes dilated before.?? All ya had to do was throw a bucket or two of water on the dog. Problem solved.! You're funny dude. I like your stuff. lololololo
You should check out "The Tim Hawkins Podcast". The first "season" is my favorite, it used to be called Poddy Break and they recorded it while on tour before Covid.
Tim deserves a higher profile...He's an A-list comic in my book.
"There will be wars and rumors of wars and people using one square of toliet paper." LOL beautiful
Toilet paper wars
Combining this with 2020 is my proof that God has a sense of humor 😂
TIM! You are lol funny Great!!
But you aged SOOO fast in this video! How???
Preppers ARE the default grocery stores. 👍👍
Save the planet, dude
“My Adrenals were……….…ADRENALING……….?” Lol! 🤣 ❤
why is this the first time I've come across this guy? all these years I've missed out! I'm definitely going to be checking out some more videos of him.. hilarious shit!
definitely also not the first time I had heard about Tim Hawkins! It's seems he was in stage for quite some time, not a very short period - or at least it is so to my knowledge and I am only 21 yrs old! How long was comedy Tim's thing, where did this thing start and how did he get saved?
He is a classic!! This is great! CAN we appreciate how much he sounds like Elvis?
Bruce Springsteen
Mannnnn, Tim Hawkins surely has a gift of making people laugh as a successful, clean Christian Comedian!!!!! 😃👍👏👏👏😆🤣🤣✝️🙏
😂 this comment is hilarious
Amen.
I have seen Tim Hawkins twice and I laughed so hard both times I thought I was going to throw up. It was glorious 😄
I’ve seen him twice and wanted to throw up, but certainly not because he was all that funny.
Tim proves that you can be so funny and not have to use profanity every other word.
Agreed
Nope he is just another unfunny comic Sinbad and Gabriel Iglesias is better proof
He's mildly humorous. Plenty comedians that do not use "profanity" are actually funny.
Most comedians don't swear.
@@SophiaAphrodite not true I know more that do then those that don't
Until you've done the air blast experience on your eyes do you get the hilarity of this bit. Funny and clean...how refreshing.
Forgot "Another one bites the dust " for a wedding song.
I thought I’d forgotten how to laugh. This video has brought it back.
It did with me too it feels good again doesn't it 😂
As a Minnesotan, I just about died laughing at the end 😂🤣😂
Greetings from Plymouth! 👋
Facts
lol same 😂
Me too! I grew up in Minnesota and we were blessed enough to have a cabin on Mille Lacs Lake. The way he describes Minnesotans and our love of lakes/ tubing / watersports is dead on! No doubt Tim's actually experienced it.
Greetings from Armstrong High School!
I can't even try not to laugh, Tim says a word and I'm on the floor laughing!
For a few seconds there I thought he was going to say the cats on fire.
I dodged a bullet here.😆
The eye doctor bit got me.
Tim Hawkins, Classic! You just can't get much funnier than this!! He is absolutely hilarious!! My ribs hurt and I'm crying!!
Really ?
Really ?
Really ?
Oh MY... the toilet paper bit!!!😂
I lost the challenge. Every time I watch Tim Hawkins I have tears coming outa my eyes.
Same here.
It would be nice of Tim and Weird Al could do a concert together.
Some worlds will never collide
😂that would be awesome 🎉
I have not laughed this hard in YEARS!❤😂❤😂
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"I know it's only a simi colan..." LOL
Funniest & most talented comedian of ALL time!!! Clean & fun! God bless Tim Hawkins! 🤣🙏😊
you aint ever ready for the puff of air to the eye
Is it weird that all three of my dogs looked at me whan he said the dogs on fire
I love that he keeps making himself laugh with "no filter"!!
The yoga pants song was excellent, and funny!
They work out.
Title: Try Not To Laugh
Me: Not possible
The last set had me laughing so hard because I used to go tubing with my family and it brought back memories 🤣😂
Why did the toilet paper gag become so much more funny after covid-19
U are not wrong lol
He's hilarious..I couldn't NOT laugh.
Well said!!!!!
Oh my gosh! The puff of air in the eyeball bit is me every time. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I never knew Matthew McConaughey was an eye doctor.
Sounds more like Clinton trying to talk
😅😅😅
I thought it was Forest Gump
He's from Missouri but I'm guessing his eye doctor had a strong southern accent.
Tim is from Missouri but I'm guessing his eye doctor had a strong southern accent.
Here in MN. it's the "Passive Agressive attitude" we all have.
Tim Hawkins is SO funny, consistently! And, you won't hear one use of profanity.
He doesn't need profanity, he's perfectly unfunny without it
I 'bout peed my pants!!
Damn funny!!! 😂😂🤣🤣
As a Minnesotan I can attest to the accuracy of the tubing.
lol same, but our tubing is the best part of us Minnesota peeps 😂
@@courtenayoeltjenAnd driving on the frozen lake with your car, or even wheelie around on water with a hopped up snowmobile. Love visiting in the winter
the polar bear bit had me rolling
...and wash it down with a Coke!
There are more of them now.....
Now this is comedy! Oh, man! I was laughing so hard that my colon came out!
Real good clean comedy, and skills with the guitar playing too.❤
"but im not a normal person and nobody was home..." 😂😂 Ok that shit was funny
Not gonna lie, I’m not even gonna try. Just gonna enjoy the comedy!😂
I've been wearing glasses for almost 40 years. I've had that air test done even more times than that. Never really thought about it. But since Tim mentioned it, I googled it. Here is the result:
The puff test is used to measure intraocular pressure (IOP). That air that you feel during the puff bounces back to give the machine a reading of your eye pressure. This is significant, as a raised IOP can indicate a problem with the eye such as glaucoma.
If that helps even one person, awesome! If not, oh well. It took less than one minute off my lifespan. Haha! 🤣😂
You know it's a good joke when the comedian laughs😂
Literally laughing out loud 😂😂😂
You just got a new subscriber.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
only made it to the eye doctor
When he said “that’s my colon”, I just lost it!!!😂
Like a clean version of Robin Williams!
Dude sounds like Elvis in lower vocal tones
I've passed out at eye Dr office over that glaucoma test.😂
Back in the day, they used some sort of a scale with a weighted rod that was placed right on the front of your eye, in contact with the cornea, I think. The puff of air thing is a piece of cake! -old dude
"..... Ooooh the dogs on fire... You know that I always thought he was a good little fellow now run to the store & get a bag of marshmallows...." 😭💀
Went to husband's family reunion in Minnesota. His aunt had a riverfront house. His cousin took me skiing. I look down and could see the rocks of the riverbed. Later, talking about it and she says, Oh yeah, it is not a deep river. You can walk from bank to bank and keep your shoulders and head above water even at the deepest part. 😮 First time I met her, the first thing that popped in my head was Marge Gunderson in movie Fargo. 🤣🤣🤣
I live in Minnesota but yeah that sounds dangerous. Never been water-skiing, but I was in a canoe that capsized in the Boundary Waters area, we were somewhat close to a shore but it still took a while to get there.
My first time tubing I lost grip and became the skipping human across the lake lol
Oh man, I love Tim Hawkins, he's just the best comedian!
I love to listen to him while I'm playing Blox Fruits
Man I wish I had a polar bear rite now😂😅😊😇😇😂😅😆😃
With Tim Hawkins, I knew that I would lose the challenge... laughing so hard my eyes are watering
I wish in my house that someone would use less paper. I’m the one that has to buy the stuff!
Some people are the other extreme of "one square" and don't pay attention to how much they use. I offen use only half a sheet of paper towel to dry my hands and it annoys me when people use two sheets.
I'm sitting here at my work before clocking in, and I'm trying so hard not to just bust up laughing and have people look at me weird.
I love you Tim Hawkins
You are a good man Tim Hawkins
My husband I listen to Tim Hawkins
I told you that because I was feeling so
I was feeling down really bad.
For the grace of God in you I'm feeling better
I love Tim, he's just too funny for human ability.
Military joke: one square of toilet paper, fold in half, tear a circle out of the middle, stick middle finger through hole, wipe butt with finger, use toilet paper to wipe finger. The circle piece is used to clean under the finger nail.
My husband was with the US Forestry and that's what he says. 😂😂😂
😂 I thought the same thing
My brother used to tell that one decades ago, it's hilarious!
That's f**king gross 😂😂😂😂
There is actually no way I can't laugh while watching this Tim is to funny 🤣🤣🤣
I lost as soon as he said "the dogs on fire!"
14:43 “then he turned”😂 I had it happen twice and I was singing (wake me up)😂
I would rather go to the dentist than have that puff of air at eye doctor!
This bro is if Bo Burnham and Gabriel Iglesias mixed together
“Semicolon” 🤣😂🤣😂
And i had an eye doc appt today hahahaa
So good. I was laughing so hard I was coughing.
Oh man they shot that puff of air in my eye and the doc was like now keep your eye open and I couldn't, for love nor money keep my eye open. Doc gave up. And have you ever drove home with your eyes dilated before.?? All ya had to do was throw a bucket or two of water on the dog. Problem solved.! You're funny dude. I like your stuff. lololololo
“No one was home……
i never laught harder in my life
That’s Hubba Bubba got me! 😂💯😂
That’s just hilarious 😂. Love it!
I lost right away. Lol He’s so funny.
Maybe youu could be in a sequel of the Wedding Singer. Love that movie.👍🏻
A tip from me, don't watch when you're full, you could very possibly vomit
I lost this challenge so bad! Tim is too damn funny!!
That idea is just crazy enough to work! It's ggggrrrrreeeaaaaattttt!
I love him. 😂 Hilarious 😂
And I have already lost at the ring of fire parody
Omg, priceless!😂😂
Lol the yoga pants 🤣
Try not to laugh? I was about to start laughing just before he said "the dogs on fire" and this is the first time I've ever heard this. LOL
2:00
Me:”ok Forrest Gump”😆
He looks a little like Owen Wilson to me. Plus he's crackin' me up. 😂🤣🤣
You should check out "The Tim Hawkins Podcast". The first "season" is my favorite, it used to be called Poddy Break and they recorded it while on tour before Covid.
Too heck with the ait puff, wait for the drops...
Tim is brilliant
😂😂
The tubing one is the best 😂
Good MN accent, "don't ya know".
Tube tube tube😂😂
Me Oh My. Tubing. Absolutely hilarious.
God loves you guys!!!
😂 he so funny
I lost .
I wonder how his wife felt after the yoga song I know she was cracking up😂😂😂
I love the Dr accent 😂
#SAVEtheTWINKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡
I lasted until 2:45 😢, I failed the challenge 😂
Thankyou. May your journey be wise