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I think we've seen Tim about 10 times. Always so funny. I totally get the glaucoma test joke. I was very embarrassed at the eye doctor when a technician tried to give me the test and I just couldn't do it. I got over it though. I sent this to my cousin who is an eye doc and she failed to find the humor in it. Oh well, I think it's hysterical.
We make the turkey bacon ingredients at my factory in Hanover Ontario , Canada....... I know why it lays flat......yummy best comedian without a fowl mouth , two thumbs up for this gentleman 👍 👍 🇨🇦
...but...I LIKE turkey bacon. Of course, now that he's called it a "meat-flavored fruit roll-up" I can never look at it the same again. I'll still eat it, I just won't look at it the same...
I went and this new lady squished my donuts, I almost went off on her but decided to call corporate who sent me a voucher for a dozen for the inconvenience
@@kathymain578 yes they do! I think it's kind of regional though. It's popular here in the Midwest. But I know of several people that have never heard of it or had it.
Tim Hawkins : Regular bacon plumps up but Turkey bacon just stays flat. Me: THATS SUCH A DIRTY ROTTEN TRICK TO PLAY ON PEAPLE! P.S. I love the Chick-fal a song.
Someone gifted my father several (hundred) cases of Tab and we drank them like maniacs. Also, wait until you’re 58. I eat once a day and live on Tums, Rolaids, Maalox.
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This guy is proof that you can be incredibly funny and never cuss or have a filthy mouth. I love him.
R i P
100%
He'd be way funnier if he did swear. Like the GOAT Dave Chappelle
Yup. Now imagine how much funnier he would be if he did 😄
Get off your soapbox. All kinds of comedy are valid .
I've seen Tim Hawkins twice in person. It was the hardest I have ever laughed in my life; my sides and stomach hurt so much.
Me too! He’s amazing!
His reaction to the puff of air in his eye cracked me up!!! 😂😂 he's my favorite comedian!
So glad to have finally discovered something funny this year. This brought me to real laughter in years.
THIS GUY IS FUNNY WITHOUT BEING FOUL MOUTHED ... good , clean humor.. GOD BLESS HIM !!!
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Ageed,,I was thinking the same thing. Its VERY rare these days.
Please turn off caps lock. It means shouting, and is very rude.
@@lancebaker1374 Maybe he got a puff of air blown into eye? Lol
ms. will always love my life
I can’t wait until you hit middle school, then your name is gonna change VERY severely
How can you NOT absolutely love this guy ???????????????
Saw this comedian in concert a few years ago...oh boy I laughed so hard!! 😁
Finally a nice clean comedian. He doesn’t need using cuss words and he’s hilarious.
3:30 "It's like you're eating a meat flavored fruit roll up." LOL! It's so funny and so accurate!
"Bacons suppose to crinkle, turkey bacon just lays flat." Priceless.
Sauron The valiant "it's like eating a meat flavored fruit roll up" 😂
I actually like Turkey Bacon better... :p
foul*
Je Colibri me too that’s what I have always eaten
There should be a law against turkey bacon.
He has definitely still got it! Haven't heard this guy in ages.
OMG THE EYE TEST! I did that exact same thing, nearly fell off the stool--only they DIDN'T TELL ME it was going to happen, sheesh! Love this guy!
" cuz I'm hot"🤣🤣 I died at that
I did too...with that shirt
6:17 that sound he made caught me off guard, I'm dying lol😂
Hehe
4 real though LOL!!!
Every time I see a video of this guy I think "that's the best one yet"!! And then I saw this one. Just keeps getting better.
I feel your pain, the bacon is so right on! Love when he turns to jello after the puff of air in his eye!❤️
My mom has a shirt that says, "I'm not 40. I'm just 39.99."
I think we've seen Tim about 10 times. Always so funny. I totally get the glaucoma test joke. I was very embarrassed at the eye doctor when a technician tried to give me the test and I just couldn't do it. I got over it though. I sent this to my cousin who is an eye doc and she failed to find the humor in it. Oh well, I think it's hysterical.
“Did I do it wrong?! Do I have _gWacOmA?!”_ 🤣🤣
Warning! This video may cause uncontrollable laughter. If you have good memory, this may become permanent. Viewer discretion is advised.
@Russell Gerdes But the question remain, "Do you have gwah cuoma?"
"If you have a good memory, this may become permanent." LMFAO good one.
😂
Love his type of humor❤️
That’s why we are all here!
I had to watch this. On June 2nd. I turned 40. I laughed so hard! 🤣 I keep watching Tim Hawkins. He's so funny!
Happy 41 😀
@@didsburymotel9732 , thanks!
Hilarious!! I was having a crappy day when I saw this! Just what the doctor ordered😂
Oh my goodness, i just found his channel and i am very impressed he's so so funny. All different kinds of comedy. Blessings to his wife.....🙏💖💓💜
Yippee skippy!😂😂😂
I laugh at it all but i lose it at the rice milk part... 😂😂😂
😆🤣😅
🤣🤣🤣 I can’t breathe, laughing too hard.🤣🤣🤣
I use the Phrase he has where he says "yippy skippy" lol being sarcastic like him lol. Its so funny
Thank you Tim Hawkins...
Tab came out when I was in high school, I loved the stuff
I’m turning into a hobbit, precious. 🤣😂🤣😂😜
Hahaha the eye thing is spot on.
"They don't warn you about what you can't eat when you turn 40. Like Krispy Creme."
I mean, you CAN still eat it. Just don't expect to make it to 50.
A bit dramatic, don’t ya think?
Really needed that tonight!
The end has me dying 😂😂😂
We make the turkey bacon ingredients at my factory in Hanover Ontario , Canada....... I know why it lays flat......yummy best comedian without a fowl mouth , two thumbs up for this gentleman 👍 👍 🇨🇦
He sound' like an aged Forest Gump at 6:00 haha
Yep
He makes me hurt from laughing. I am a vegetarian and he almost did me in with the bacon thing....he is right, of course. But SO dadgum funny!
5:49 THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE MY ALGEBRA TEACHER LOL
...but...I LIKE turkey bacon.
Of course, now that he's called it a "meat-flavored fruit roll-up" I can never look at it the same again. I'll still eat it, I just won't look at it the same...
Flatter & drier than the Sahara...😂😂😂🐷
You just have to cook right.
😂
Me too. .. Lol
Meat flavored fruit roll up!!! 🤣🥓 His wife and kids must have constant entertainment!
A comedian is not without honor, except in his own home.
God bless spread his word!
Best video in existence!
Yes!!!...Finally someone who understands the Krispy Kreme addiction
🤣💯
I went and this new lady squished my donuts, I almost went off on her but decided to call corporate who sent me a voucher for a dozen for the inconvenience
Krispy Kreme doughnuts-Doing God's work!!!!! :o)
looking through that machine at that dumb red house
the tension of not knowing when the puff of air was gonna be shot
*thats a whole different game*
My eyeball got shot out in the parking lot.
Big hugs!
love him!!
"Yippy Skippy " 🤣🤣😂
I lost 75 lbs. on Keto! Beef, bacon, butter, eggs!!!😀😀😀 I'll never go back to the way I was eating before.
Lol love this
Eating a baby angel?😂
Yes sir
This guy is a wrecking machine!
I had to pause this and go and look up exactly WHAT the glaucoma puff test did!
I remember Tab as a child, my mom was diabetic. She also drank Fresca, which wasn't bad.
Loved Fresca
@@Canlyn62 do they still make fresca?
@@kathymain578 yes they do! I think it's kind of regional though. It's popular here in the Midwest. But I know of several people that have never heard of it or had it.
Such talent
His impression of the eye doctor sounds like Matthew McConaughy
Al-right lol
I just discovered this guy, he’s hilarious, especially when he sings & plays the guitar. What’s with all the down votes ?
Liberals probably
Liberals are jealous that they don't have anyone nearly as good
I know right?
Jealous people are the ones who down vote. NO other explanations will work.
Tab--nailed it
Turkey bacon--nailed it
Optometrist--why does he sound like Forrest Gump?
😂😂😂😲😂😂😂😂Sorry Im trying to catch my breath! Oh Lord this guy is hilarious😆😆😆😂😂😂😲😂😂😂😂!
"I know. It's hard to believe... because I'm hot"
I'm using that with every decade
Meat flavored fruit roll up WOW I'm dying laughing 😂
When he did the puff of air skit, he sounded like Senator McConnell.
Just turned 40! I relate
TURKEY BACON IS A MEAT FLAVORED FRUIT ROLL UP... I collapsed
I love how he went all Forrest Gump with the eye doctor!🤣
I felt his pain on the turkey bacon.
Tim's eye doctor sounded like Bill Clinton; although, I'm certain it's not air he'd shoot into your eye.
HA-LARRRIOUSSS
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
omgggggggggg dude im dying here🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like eating a baby angle 🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:33 him rolling around like that just fucking killed me
LOL... Tim's my favorite!!!!!!
Tim Hawkins : Regular bacon plumps up but Turkey bacon just stays flat.
Me: THATS SUCH A DIRTY ROTTEN TRICK TO PLAY ON PEAPLE!
P.S. I love the Chick-fal a song.
Soy bacon is the worst.
His Matthew McConaughey combined with Forrest Gump impression!!😂
When Tim mentions flossing his teeth with bacon, I remembered that there is a style of pork called pork floss based in Asia. 😂😂
This was amglazing!!!
Tim you are lol funny!!!
Nonstop funny
He so funny
"GET IN THERE YOU LITTLE CHERUB"
Hilariously!!!! 😂🤣😅
He must preparing 4 his next happy visit smiling at u
Can't breath! 🤭😊😅😂🤣😂😅😂🤣
The eye doctor sounds like a cross between Matthew McConaughey and Forrest Gump. Like if Forrest Gump was played by Matthew McConaughey
My favorite food in the world is Krispy Kreme, and we live about six hours away from one. 😢
I've never had chic-fil-a or in-n-out, both 3 hours from me :(
Ranger90 you’ve never had Chick-fil-A?!?!
Bless you 😭 you’ve never had the holy Jesus chicken
I'm praying for you
he reminds me of robin williams😀😇
Someone gifted my father several (hundred) cases of Tab and we drank them like maniacs. Also, wait until you’re 58. I eat once a day and live on Tums, Rolaids, Maalox.
Rice milk! 🤣
I understand about the eyebrow hair! Plus women get that on our lip and chin!😂
Krispie Kreme is like taking a mouthfull of crisco. We have real bakeries that make actual really good sweets.
Lets Go To Mordor!!!
I'm not for sure that God would approve of you eating a baby angel.😀
Lol
Haha he is so funny.
For some reason Tim reminds me of Pauley Shore.
Also Rob Schneider😄
Heh well done sir.
My eyes instantly watered up when he said the glaucoma puff test. That thing sucks.
Love this guy!!! Sounds like Forest Gump doing the eye doctor part!!!!
Ah 40 . Just a distant memory.
Meat flavored fruit rollup. Bwahahahaha....
NO BACON!??????? I'm 63 and bacon is even better now!!