Tim Hawkins-Shortened Songs for ADD

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  • @landonadams8122
    @landonadams8122 3 роки тому +1709

    "Women laugh weird and songs could be shortened." -- ADD version of this video.

  • @abbieamavi
    @abbieamavi 6 років тому +1377

    I can't be offended when I can't even finish this video without scrolling down to read comments or open up 18 more tabs

    • @Ducks4Trucks
      @Ducks4Trucks 6 років тому +12

      Veni Vidi Amavi I’m doing it rn

    • @sorenandersson7844
      @sorenandersson7844 5 років тому

      Selfish

    • @fl3082
      @fl3082 5 років тому +1

      Case in point;
      @Jonathan Wonders couldn't even take the time to type out "right now"

    • @toddfischer7877
      @toddfischer7877 5 років тому +1

      Hahaha. I guess I just found out I too have ADD

    • @aidankerlin3376
      @aidankerlin3376 5 років тому +2

      Omg im watching it rn and scroll down to see this as the first comment! xD lolol

  • @Carpythesharky
    @Carpythesharky 2 роки тому +426

    At least this shortened version of Cats in the Cradle saves you the tears lol.

    • @reececulver3606
      @reececulver3606 2 роки тому +8

      Gets me every time! Damn fatherhood!

    • @driftertravelerman6893
      @driftertravelerman6893 2 роки тому +1

      this is literally me playing music Tho Lol i only play shit for like a minute

    • @iTs_YoRee_Boiii
      @iTs_YoRee_Boiii 2 роки тому +1

      Hahahahaha facts such a great song though

    • @V0r4xiz
      @V0r4xiz 2 роки тому +1

      Cats in the kettle. Kids in the cradle.

    • @brandonmcsheffery2996
      @brandonmcsheffery2996 2 роки тому

      Dont need all that poetic stuff anyways

  • @seanpeters3690
    @seanpeters3690 4 роки тому +850

    "The story lives on how the boat she went down, and the people all died...bummer." I'm dying XD

    • @aviationfan748
      @aviationfan748 4 роки тому +16

      I shouldnt of laughed as hard as i did at this

    • @AnimeSunglasses
      @AnimeSunglasses 4 роки тому +13

      I'm glad we're all in this particular boat together... Hmmm. May be a better way to phrase that.

    • @LowKeyIdiots
      @LowKeyIdiots 4 роки тому +3

      @@aviationfan748 i about cried laughing 😂😂😂

    • @aviationfan748
      @aviationfan748 4 роки тому +1

      @@LowKeyIdiots same

    • @gdj6298
      @gdj6298 3 роки тому +4

      Best ever version of that unrhyming. badly-scanning dirge !

  • @KBlock-kg6hp
    @KBlock-kg6hp 4 роки тому +473

    I'm a senior in high school. My teacher started playing the wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald and I started singing along. All my friends were giving me a "what's wrong with you?" look.

    • @galeaiken3841
      @galeaiken3841 3 роки тому +65

      Your parents raised you right lol

    • @aubreysummers1729
      @aubreysummers1729 3 роки тому +14

      I knew that song as well!

    • @leomarshall6535
      @leomarshall6535 3 роки тому +12

      "Edmund Fitzgerald" uses the same tune as "It Don't come Easy" by Ringo Starr, but played in a minor key.

    • @tophan5146
      @tophan5146 3 роки тому +2

      @@AllenKnutson LOL, what? 😂

    • @junbh2
      @junbh2 2 роки тому +15

      What's wrong with your friends??

  • @lerxtlifeson4232
    @lerxtlifeson4232 3 роки тому +84

    "He had a song called the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. It was a beating, it was like 90 verses."
    *Progressive rock has entered the chat*

  • @kylewollman2239
    @kylewollman2239 2 роки тому +114

    For anyone with ADD he starts playing the songs at 1:07

  • @Makibishi93
    @Makibishi93 2 роки тому +173

    This man is a champion with musical taste I can get behind.
    My old man told me about Gordon Lightfoot, I'm surprised anyone knows of him nowadays.
    Man the 70s-80s were a good time and I wasn't even there.

    • @OldLadyRocker
      @OldLadyRocker 2 роки тому +14

      Gordon Lightfoot is amazing!

    • @Makibishi93
      @Makibishi93 2 роки тому +3

      ​@@OldLadyRocker I know this is off topic, the old man just recommended me to watch Vision Quest tonight.
      He recommends me all these goodies that none of the kids know about these days.
      Music, the history of "back in the day", the movies, Aqua Net. Ya know, the good stuff xD
      He really is, I suppose I could say I was born in the wrong time.

    • @nigglewiggle4214
      @nigglewiggle4214 2 роки тому +1

      My first hearing of him. Found out he's playing in my city next week though!

    • @carlhilber2275
      @carlhilber2275 2 роки тому +2

      I'm 20 and know him :/

    • @dalzoi
      @dalzoi 2 роки тому +2

      I named my first son after him

  • @dcool2u2
    @dcool2u2 5 років тому +102

    I love how he can nail the voices lol

  • @AtarahDerek
    @AtarahDerek 10 років тому +1186

    I'd like to hear his ADD version of American Pie (the song, not the movie).

    • @LoZWWisawesome
      @LoZWWisawesome 10 років тому +224

      "hey, hi, buddy holly just died"

    • @Bradyboy26
      @Bradyboy26 9 років тому +4

      Yes

    • @ToddAdrianCross
      @ToddAdrianCross 5 років тому +31

      The American Pie movie song
      Wanted to get laid, stuck my dick in a pie, then I had to wear two rubbers...

    • @sethdoesnascar8281
      @sethdoesnascar8281 5 років тому +2

      Yes!!!

    • @theband9672
      @theband9672 5 років тому +1

      Well no dip sherlock

  • @orbs1062
    @orbs1062 4 роки тому +843

    "It was a long song, two eight tracks."
    That joke is lost on so many.

    • @EngineRebuilder
      @EngineRebuilder 4 роки тому +4

      But made me laugh out loud.

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 4 роки тому +1

      So what?

    • @bugsy007
      @bugsy007 4 роки тому +11

      Lol...Side A *flip* Side B.

    • @Tjita1
      @Tjita1 4 роки тому +15

      One track holds 20 minutes and there are (somewhat counter intuitively) 4 tracks, so two cassettes would hold 2 hours and 40 minutes. Long arse song!

    • @sparkfishes
      @sparkfishes 3 роки тому +11

      I am 73 and I only just , sort of get it . I think eight track cassettes were so sort lived in the UK few remember them or understand them . I have been driving since Imwas 17 and have never seen a car with an 8 track player let a.one owned one

  • @collinschubert6940
    @collinschubert6940 4 роки тому +73

    Absolutely love this guys personality. Sharp, quick to the point and witty. Perfect.

  • @taylorantley
    @taylorantley 9 років тому +363

    "We're gunna be out of here in 5 minutes folks" LOL

    • @KyleHurd
      @KyleHurd 5 років тому

      It wasn't that funny....

    • @fordman2698
      @fordman2698 4 роки тому +1

      @@KyleHurd It was because it was even shorter than that.

    • @Name-ps9fx
      @Name-ps9fx 4 роки тому

      2:41, even better

  • @CiscoWes
    @CiscoWes 4 роки тому +508

    My son got mad cause I worked all the time... he grew up to be a jerk, just like me.... and the cat’s in the cradle and other poetic stuff...

    • @chykncoop5300
      @chykncoop5300 4 роки тому +18

      CiscoWes Did he have a silver spoon?

    • @juandiego9164
      @juandiego9164 4 роки тому +3

      @@chykncoop5300 you beat me to it lol the only part he forgot

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 6 років тому +231

    I always think of Tim's version of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald whenever I hear it on the radio :)

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 6 років тому +4

      wishful thinking, hoping it'll be over just as soon? :)

    • @Blazedasonic
      @Blazedasonic 3 роки тому +2

      @@jamesanthony8438 YEEEESSS

    • @brandoncallahan9289
      @brandoncallahan9289 3 роки тому +3

      Lucky bastard, we don't get any good songs on any of the stations near me. It's all the same 20 classic rock songs and then god-awful modern country.

  • @mr.bl0ckm4nn
    @mr.bl0ckm4nn Рік тому +15

    As someone who's Gen Z, Tim's version of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is what introduced me to the song. I have an awesome rock cover of it on my playlist that I often listen to, thanks Tim :)

  • @macindalou
    @macindalou 8 років тому +784

    "Great singer from Canada, kids you have no idea what I'm talking about I really don't care......"

    • @al3ph35
      @al3ph35 6 років тому +19

      But i do know what your talking about tim

    • @tripjet999
      @tripjet999 6 років тому +14

      "your"...what?

    • @max-davy
      @max-davy 6 років тому +1

      What does he mean by 'kids'?

    • @leebyler3188
      @leebyler3188 6 років тому +14

      I'm 12 and love Gordon Lightfoot

    • @WillHart423
      @WillHart423 5 років тому +9

      I’m 15 and I’ve played Gordon’s guitar

  • @rcanterb7126
    @rcanterb7126 5 років тому +146

    I love Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, but he is right, that is the short version.

  • @steveouk90126
    @steveouk90126 6 років тому +185

    "Roundabout" by Yes, for ADD:
    "Bunch of stuff that makes no sense; reference to a traffic fixture"

    • @bland9876
      @bland9876 2 роки тому +1

      also that beginning part used in memes bout bad stuff happening

    • @topicvideosguy
      @topicvideosguy 2 роки тому

      "I'm a roundabout
      This jazz festival is cool I guess
      I'm really high"

  • @mybellagirl777
    @mybellagirl777 11 років тому +174

    He makes me laugh hysterically every time. P.S. I am the laughing "hyena" in the crowd. Can't help it...people laugh at me cause I laugh funny.

    • @BoycottKentucky
      @BoycottKentucky Рік тому +5

      Can you work a birthday party?
      ;- )

    • @bradschmitt1990
      @bradschmitt1990 Рік тому

      Laughing with you friend/

    • @funnypenelope
      @funnypenelope Рік тому

      It's ok. I have my bf laughing like a cartoon villain to this bit!

    • @gdj6298
      @gdj6298 2 місяці тому

      So, not only are you laughing, but you're spreading laughter. Don't stop....

  • @santamara
    @santamara Рік тому +14

    🥰 Tim is a breath of fresh air! ❤
    Incredibly talented...👍

  • @RWBHere
    @RWBHere 4 роки тому +37

    “Lady, let it go, and don't hold it in. That air's gotta go somewhere.” Had me in stitches. Thanks!
    And, no; I don't have Thursday at the bananas.

  • @deborahingle2301
    @deborahingle2301 8 років тому +572

    "And the people all died... Bummer" LOL >D

  • @ThornWolf1
    @ThornWolf1 3 роки тому +146

    I remember using 'The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald' to get back at some people in my dorm for partying all night long and keeping everyone awake until the sun came up. Two of floors were dedicated quiet floors, but I guess they forgot, so the upper floor had the 12 hour party while we of the lower floor kept reporting them to the RA's and I think someone even tried to get campus security on their case. I ultimately decided to take matters into my own hands around 5 am. After clearing it with and even getting some helpers from my floor, we set up our own speakers in the stairwell, waited until the partiers upstairs went quiet, and then blasted it. They never had a party that long again.

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust 2 роки тому +15

      "some of their own medicine" works way better than people give it credit for!

    • @sadlaw2799
      @sadlaw2799 2 роки тому +3

      👍👍👏👏👏👏

    • @bend1951
      @bend1951 2 роки тому

      You are evil and I wish we were friends.

    • @chriswhite2151
      @chriswhite2151 2 роки тому +1

      Epic

    • @ste887
      @ste887 Рік тому +2

      Had a noisy neighbour when I was younger,
      Put I'll be back by arnee and the terminators on repeat, then went out shooting for the weekend. Funny after that parties stopped at midnight not 4am any more.

  • @cnucmecnu
    @cnucmecnu 9 років тому +33

    Tim Hawkins is wonderful! Hilariously talented!

  • @ChrisBier5
    @ChrisBier5 5 років тому +21

    You know a video is good when it is low quality and has a high pitched ring and still has over 2.5mil views

  • @ronws2007
    @ronws2007 3 роки тому +37

    "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" is still my favorite ADD songs bit.

    • @spyder027
      @spyder027 2 роки тому +1

      Im in high school and I love all the old songs I was born in the wrong time

    • @ronws2007
      @ronws2007 2 роки тому

      @@spyder027 Good music is good music. I know of a guy who is 20 years old right now but he loves and performs rat pack music. Frank Sinatra, especially. Talk about born in the "wrong time." So, he performs that music for people in nursing homes in their 70s and 80s. He has an audience to play for.

    • @stephanginther9051
      @stephanginther9051 Рік тому +1

      ...and the people all died........bummerrrrrrr.

  • @DreamweavrHairDesign
    @DreamweavrHairDesign 3 роки тому +212

    I told my kids after watching “Cats” that most of the songs are describing each cat. Then I said “it took them 2 hours to describe the characters. Billy Joel described a whole bar of characters in 6 minutes as the piano man. And he did it better.” None of them disagreed-and we are all Broadway musical nerds 🎶😂

    • @alexisbroadwaylove8625
      @alexisbroadwaylove8625 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah it's basically a musical of 'Which cat should we murder this year?' 😂

    • @fatgreta1066
      @fatgreta1066 2 роки тому

      Well said

    • @anglaismoyen
      @anglaismoyen 2 роки тому +3

      Is Cats actually any good? I've read into it and I just can't figure out how anyone could enjoy it.

    • @Prakriti2041
      @Prakriti2041 2 роки тому

      @@anglaismoyen I'd like to know this too... I like musicals, theater, opera even... but Cats just looks so.. uninteresting

    • @DarcOfTheShadows
      @DarcOfTheShadows 2 роки тому +1

      Piano Man would've been way more interesting if there was just a line like "and Macavity there in the corner, has committed every known crime."

  • @seeDiersoilcrossrowds
    @seeDiersoilcrossrowds 9 років тому +138

    Most standups, you could be dusting or doing dishes as long as you can hear them and it is still entertaining...but not Tim he is dinner and a show. All his jokes are great but when he acts them out....well that just makes him the best.

  • @fordman2698
    @fordman2698 5 років тому +33

    0:37-0:40
    You just described my sister. She even snorted during church one time, while the bishop was talking.

  • @daughterelizabeth
    @daughterelizabeth 9 років тому +40

    He can imitate anyone.

  • @stevefranks9873
    @stevefranks9873 5 років тому +36

    His turn of phrase to describe how long The Edmund Fitzgerald is. Lol "It's a beating" lol. Coffee out the nose

    • @jeffaharris75
      @jeffaharris75 5 років тому +4

      Yup, "like 90 verses"...🤣🤣🤣

    • @pocahon8460
      @pocahon8460 4 роки тому +1

      Haha Haha love it that you are getting your laughs in the am like I do

    • @javabeanz8549
      @javabeanz8549 3 роки тому +1

      teach you to drink while watching comedy?

  • @jwmmitch
    @jwmmitch 2 роки тому +13

    "It was 90 verses, just a beating" lol

  • @cherylb82
    @cherylb82 Рік тому +3

    I know this was from along time ago , I just found this and just wanted to say every year the radio station in Alpena, Michigan still plays the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald on the anniversary of it's demise. There are still family members of the lost sailors living in the area.

  • @frogsoda
    @frogsoda 11 років тому +5

    I remember when the Edmund Fitz sank. I was 11. The song is EPIC! Now I have to go listen to it.

  • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
    @camilogarciaylasaari1857 4 роки тому +421

    Hey Jude
    Your mom and dad
    Got divorced and
    I'm trying to cheer you up

    • @hamiltonporter7894
      @hamiltonporter7894 4 роки тому +17

      The warden threw a party in the county jail
      and all the prisoners danced their way out of jail let's rock

    • @calebfisher7345
      @calebfisher7345 4 роки тому +9

      that is the legit story behind that song john lennons son was having issues as his parents were divorcing and then paul wrote him a song and changed the name jules to jude

    • @TheMijman
      @TheMijman 4 роки тому +2

      @@calebfisher7345 well I think it was more than just the divorce, but yeah.
      Original working title was "Hey Jules" for Julian

    • @eziospaghettiauditore8369
      @eziospaghettiauditore8369 3 роки тому

      @@TheMijman Paul McCartney the author of the song confirm that it's about the divorce

    • @TheMijman
      @TheMijman 3 роки тому +1

      @@eziospaghettiauditore8369 never seen author used for someone who wrote a song
      Yeah, he said himself it was hey Jules

  • @GenXstacker
    @GenXstacker 5 років тому +13

    It was just getting good! Need to expand with a few more songs.

  • @thinkingoutloud6741
    @thinkingoutloud6741 3 роки тому +3

    Had to watch this again at the end of 2020. Happy New Year, everyone.

  • @PlanetRockJesus
    @PlanetRockJesus 4 роки тому +6

    At first, years ago, I wasn't impressed, but I've grown to love this guy. We're not under the LAW at all, and we can appreciate some good humor.

  • @VictoriaMarie2011
    @VictoriaMarie2011 12 років тому +16

    OMG! That was so hillarious! Mom played me all the originals before she let me hear his versions. Last one is the best, and Lightfoot is from Orillia which is only 30 min from me!!!!

    • @CliftonPhotographer
      @CliftonPhotographer 2 роки тому

      That's great! Your mom did you justice by doing that. Now go watch the best movies that she enjoyed growing up.
      You'll have a blast!

    • @gentlehorst
      @gentlehorst 2 роки тому

      Hilarious was when years ago Gordon was driving in Toronto listening to the radio and they annouced his death.
      He called in then to 'reme-die' the news.
      ua-cam.com/video/63jz2lT6XII/v-deo.html

  • @snowieken
    @snowieken 5 років тому +4

    A bit of appreciation for the wonderful line "I got ADD, I just don't have the time, you know what I'm talking about?"

  • @lovatojonasfan1
    @lovatojonasfan1 6 років тому +155

    I'm a fan of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald and Hawkins is very much correct about it.

    • @kevincozens6837
      @kevincozens6837 6 років тому +3

      One of the other long songs by Gordon Lightfoot is the Great Canadian Railroad Trilogy. I'm not sure if it is longer than the Edmund Fitzgerald song but its close.

    • @CurtHowland
      @CurtHowland 6 років тому +3

      Kevin, that is exactly what I was going to say. It must be longer, because I never heard that one on the radio.
      "Oh, there was a time in this fair land when the railroad did not run..."
      Gotta give Lightfoot credit, for all its length Canadian Railroad Trilogy does _not_ drag.

    • @angelocapodicasa3096
      @angelocapodicasa3096 5 років тому

      You ought to check out John Valby's version of Edmund Fitzgerald

    • @logicwurx
      @logicwurx 5 років тому +1

      The Edmund Fitzgerald is a ballad. It’s a story. If you want short songs...go to Sesame Street.

    • @hankkingsley2976
      @hankkingsley2976 4 роки тому

      @@kevincozens6837 Need to find the SCTV clip of Gordon Lightfoot sings every song ever written.

  • @garygritter5701
    @garygritter5701 3 роки тому +21

    The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, It’s a very long song but I can sing all the way through it, great track by an even greater musician.

  • @smittykins
    @smittykins 4 роки тому +8

    “Lonely Boy”(Andrew Gold)-“My parents had a second child and I never got over it.”

  • @jillj6542
    @jillj6542 5 років тому +15

    Beyond brilliant and hilarious at the same time. Have heard this a million times and have seen his shows year after year.....laugh to the point of tears every time. He is amazing and gifted. He'll say there is no difference between him and us except that he has a mike......and talent ...bahahahahah. Yes TIm!!!!

  • @scottwmp
    @scottwmp 10 років тому +7

    This never gets old!

  • @plumbersteve
    @plumbersteve 5 років тому +3

    Idunno. I really like the lightfoot song. We took a ferry across Lake Michigan last year and that’s when I heard about it. It ended up being our soundtrack for that trip.

  • @Floordford
    @Floordford 5 років тому +11

    0:20 over the hills and far away- Led Zeppelin

  • @benjaminfoster5383
    @benjaminfoster5383 5 років тому +9

    "And the people all died bummer." I laugh every time.

  • @francismallard5892
    @francismallard5892 3 роки тому +4

    “He had a song called ‘The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald’...it was a beating...it was like 90 verses...” so true!

  • @maplobats
    @maplobats 4 роки тому +8

    I want a whole album of these songs!

  • @JAG51020
    @JAG51020 12 років тому +4

    I have ADD, this is awesome! Love Tim Hawkins!

  • @ChristianConservativ
    @ChristianConservativ 7 років тому +12

    Edmund Fitzgerald awesome song. After all these years of listening to it, now I understand it! Ha!

  • @AKilahVamp
    @AKilahVamp 6 років тому +3

    The hero we didn't know we needed!

  • @Heavenlyhounds96
    @Heavenlyhounds96 9 років тому +22

    I'd honestly like to see him do Rush's song 2112 in ONE verse. (There is depth to it and the 7 parts do tell a story, {least 2-7, "Part 1: Overture" is mainly to get you ready or a hint of what you'll be hearing perhaps})

    • @CurtHowland
      @CurtHowland 6 років тому +1

      I like some Rush, certainly not all. I'll give that one a try.

    • @hunterpark1221
      @hunterpark1221 5 років тому +4

      "There was a kid, he found a guitar, and then everyone got mad at him"

    • @Blustride
      @Blustride 2 роки тому

      @@hunterpark1221 you forgot the part where he kills himself and the solar system gets invaded.
      All this bit is that summaries are easy to write, in fact songs that tell stories like 2112, Xanadu, or Cygnus X-1 are easier to summarize because of it. I can think of a few for other Rush songs like
      Xanadu: “man searches for immortality and gets it”
      Cygnus X-1: “a guy flies a spaceship into a black hole and becomes a god”
      Limelight: “Man becomes famous and has difficulty interacting with fans”
      Beneath, Between, & Behind: “America’s army is too big”
      The bit where he calls a 6 and a half minute song “too long” is pretty funny though.

  • @jimking2299
    @jimking2299 3 роки тому +1

    Bonus Lightfoot impression. Very good.

  • @zip2261
    @zip2261 9 років тому +140

    .. And the people all died... Bummer...

  • @natestein5988
    @natestein5988 5 років тому +14

    "The story lives on how the ship went down, and the people all died....bummer.'

  • @scottmarsh7932
    @scottmarsh7932 3 роки тому +6

    Best version of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald ever!

  • @stevespyder
    @stevespyder 3 роки тому +6

    Thick as a Brick by Jethro Tull
    "Really don't mind if you sit this one out"
    "My word's 25 verses, sometimes I even shout"
    "I'll tell random stories that will give you the feee-eee-eeelsss"
    "To be thick, as a brick"

  • @kainable8769
    @kainable8769 4 роки тому +32

    “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” is shorter the “American Pie”

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade 3 роки тому

      Or Inagodadavida.

    • @dagman85
      @dagman85 3 роки тому

      @@SmallSpoonBrigade - In the Garden of Eden?

    • @bland9876
      @bland9876 2 роки тому

      love the star wars version how it perfectly sums up episode 1

  • @sirtango1
    @sirtango1 4 роки тому +3

    Here comes Santa clause here comes Santa clause right down Santa clause lane. He wrecked.
    Here comes Peter Cottontail hopping down the bunny trail. He tripped.
    Just two of my short version favorites.
    One other worthy mention. 100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer. Earthquake!

  • @no_regerts5176
    @no_regerts5176 2 роки тому +3

    The Edmund Fitzgerald part cracks me up! I used to have a friend who always played that damn song.

  • @Rawk4Life
    @Rawk4Life 12 років тому +7

    I'd like to hear him do a shortened version of "The Devil Glitch." That song is 65 freakin minutes long.

  • @bethnovak3970
    @bethnovak3970 3 роки тому +5

    This guy is so funny. Why doesn’t he have a Netflix special?

    • @Vojife
      @Vojife 2 роки тому +3

      Maybe he doesn't want to

  • @Vampirebloodthirst
    @Vampirebloodthirst 12 років тому

    He came to Portage MI. last Friday and did a show at a church not to far from where I live and I didn't know about until last Sunday. When I found out I felt like crying.

  • @survivrs
    @survivrs 5 років тому +3

    Tim is so hilarious. Like Bill Engvall and Jeff Foxworthy, he doesn't need profanity to make us laugh, even though I have nothing against profanity. Ron White goes to my dark side of humor with his perfect use of profanity. I love comedians, and Tim should be as big as the guys I just mentioned. Not only is he hilarious, he's a great guitar player.

  • @kovanova9409
    @kovanova9409 2 роки тому +1

    I loved watching him when i was younger. I saw the name and had flashbacks to using a lynskys usb dongle for that horrible free internet and waiting an hour to watch a single video.

  • @madifranz1676
    @madifranz1676 9 років тому +129

    "What do we want?
    A cure for ADD!
    When do we want it?
    Squirrel!"
    -Charles Handren

    • @Scripture-Man
      @Scripture-Man 5 років тому

      Someone else posted the same comment and I don't get it. What does a squirrel have to do with anything?

    • @cloudskat3r
      @cloudskat3r 5 років тому +1

      Lee Bee woooosh

    • @awkwardlyrachel5524
      @awkwardlyrachel5524 5 років тому +5

      @@Scripture-Man The point is that the person answering the question has ADD and can't even focus long enough to answer the follow-up question. I've got ADHD pretty bad, and I can get sidetracked that easily. It's like the opposite of a superpower.

    • @awkwardlyrachel5524
      @awkwardlyrachel5524 5 років тому

      @Steffan Fetchit Sure thing, Steffan! I like the example you shared, too. Very accurate! 😉

    • @bruturatcharternet
      @bruturatcharternet 5 років тому

      Lee Bee It’s from the animated movie “UP”

  • @ihmesekoilua
    @ihmesekoilua 3 роки тому +1

    I love how the video was also shortened to remove half a sentence.

  • @uluwatu3118
    @uluwatu3118 7 років тому +6

    Playing a Mcpherson Guitar....nice!

  • @RedfinPike
    @RedfinPike 2 роки тому +1

    🤣 your Gordon Lightfoot impression is dead on. Bravo! 👏

  • @Scripture-Man
    @Scripture-Man 5 років тому +5

    Gosh, I've just looked up ADD and to my complete shock, I think *I've got it!*
    I thought ADD had something to do with hyperactivity. I'm not at all hyperactive, but based on what I've read, I do think I have "inattentive type" ADHD. Based on the following facts:
    • I daydream constantly
    • I find it very difficult to focus on things
    • I get VERY easily confused
    • I have huge trouble following written instructions
    • I am incredibly forgetful
    • I am always losing things
    • I don't listen when people are talking to me
    • I struggle to focus on anything for more than a few minutes
    • I consider myself quite slow and dumb in many ways (despite having quite a high IQ).
    • I don't know if it's related, but I have never read a novel in my life because I don't have the concentration and find it boring!
    • I also can't read if there's music playing, but I'm not sure if that's related to ADHD?
    I'm fine when I'm writing (like here) because I can totally focus on the words in front of me. But when I'm doing anything else, I daydream constantly.
    I've always considered this just to be my personality, not a mental disorder. I do have chronic fatigue, so I put my lack of concentration down to me just being half asleep most of the time! LOL
    Not quite sure what to do with the fact that I probably have ADHD! That's a shocker LOL
    Anyway, I'll move on to thinking about something else now…

    • @brendalg4
      @brendalg4 4 роки тому +1

      Dr. Daniel Amen believes that there are several different types of ADD. You don't have to be hyperactive to have it.

  • @EdJulieNelson
    @EdJulieNelson 2 роки тому

    Still gold in 2021!

  • @64wing
    @64wing 5 років тому +6

    Pretty good Lightfoot impression actually lol

  • @jennifergirling6850
    @jennifergirling6850 Рік тому

    This guy's great 👍

  • @MikePuorro
    @MikePuorro 2 роки тому +3

    The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is one of the best best songs ever.

    • @ChristopherDavis-uh1gq
      @ChristopherDavis-uh1gq 2 роки тому

      If You Could Read My Mind was a great song. This one was a Titanic.

    • @kentuckylady2990
      @kentuckylady2990 2 роки тому +1

      I don't like to see it messed with. Just saying, my opinion.

  • @j.bernard752
    @j.bernard752 2 роки тому

    I grew up on all of these songs! Great music🤙

  • @douglasjohnston6446
    @douglasjohnston6446 2 роки тому

    This guy is awsome. Great comedy show and concert

  • @josephamendolea3431
    @josephamendolea3431 7 років тому +51

    heh...he'll even tease and joke with the audience "We got a sea lion in row 5"..."You just blew your pancreas out of your mouth" xD LOL

  • @MrEdWeirdoShow
    @MrEdWeirdoShow 3 роки тому

    Brilliant! Even this Hawkins guy, Tim, is a shorter version of the famed Canadian band Ronnie Hawkins and the Hawks.

  • @theglem4
    @theglem4 3 роки тому +8

    I find it interesting that he makes a big deal about how long The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is, but it's shorter than Stairway To Heaven, one of the most infamous rock songs ever.

    • @QuakerLady
      @QuakerLady 2 роки тому

      Stairway moves, it changes. But the Wreck seems endless because it never changes. Every verse is like every other verse. There is no chorus. There is no bridge. Just verse after verse of unchanging melody. It's quite monotonous.

  • @BigOldScout
    @BigOldScout 12 років тому +2

    He mentioned 8 Tracks. I just finished reparing mine. :-)

  • @chrisdempsey2379
    @chrisdempsey2379 2 роки тому +8

    Does anyone else hear that crazy high pitch noise whenever his vocal mic isn't being used? Sheesh
    Love this guy though, I cackled!

  • @electragoob
    @electragoob 11 років тому +1

    I know that song!!!! I don't think I ever had the patience to finnish it in one sitting.

  • @MiddleEarthGal
    @MiddleEarthGal 12 років тому +7

    "Oheeeehhhrrr! Did you seriously just make that sound?!"

  • @Vikanuck
    @Vikanuck 2 роки тому +1

    As a Canadian, I can attest to the absolute _torture_ of the Edmund Fitzgerald song lol.
    I’m 34 now, and it’s not AS painful to hear anymore…
    But it was seriously like 1/3 of our 4th grade curriculum here haha 😄

  • @LMike2004
    @LMike2004 4 роки тому +3

    Pretty good pickin' and strumming

  • @jubi400
    @jubi400 3 роки тому +1

    That was the best 2 minutes and 41 seconds I've ever had! 🤣🥰😊💖
    LMAO!!
    THANK YOU

  • @megangarcia6991
    @megangarcia6991 5 років тому +27

    And the people all died...
    Bummer... 😂😂😂

  • @theduder2617
    @theduder2617 2 роки тому +1

    There remains a positive fact with this video that I do not want to point out. All I will say is that it involves its 10 year run on youtube.

  • @guyskillen
    @guyskillen 4 роки тому +3

    In cats in the cradle, the son isn't a jerk, he's just a better father.

  • @brentirwin10
    @brentirwin10 Рік тому

    RIP Gordon. This is a great tribute

  • @captainjack3166
    @captainjack3166 4 роки тому +3

    When he mention longest from Canada I immediately thought 2112 overture

    • @Hoshimaru57
      @Hoshimaru57 4 роки тому

      The whole of 2112 is long, but Overture is like 3 minutes isn’t it?

  • @emilynutball3787
    @emilynutball3787 11 років тому +1

    i have ADD and ADHD and i also have sleeping problems. i love games and i love love love to laugh, and i just have so much fun when i laugh like a hyena and people look at me funny so i laugh harder, snort, and laugh even more because i snorted and then- well, you know, it goes on and on. anyway, i just realized something . . . no wonder i have so many awesome, hilarious friends. . . im amazing! hey, wait- did you just see that?!

  • @vortexathletic
    @vortexathletic 6 років тому +26

    "And the people all died... Bummer" lol

  • @laurarobinson3723
    @laurarobinson3723 2 роки тому

    So good!!

  • @sportsygirl8
    @sportsygirl8 8 років тому +4

    1:50 Cats In A Cradle I totally agree didn't need to be as long as it was. ApologetiX did a parody to that one called Christ In The Stable and I love the words, but it's just so long and slow that I get bored with that one. This was so funny! I have ADD myself so I totally get this. For me if I'm listening to a song it's got to be no longer than 4 minutes before I just can't continue listening or pay attention to the words.

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 6 років тому

      If you have ADD, how is it you were able to type such a ridiculously long comment? I didn't even have the attention span to read it.

    • @hunteryoungblood649
      @hunteryoungblood649 2 роки тому

      @@rowynnecrowley1689 Same 😂

  • @TheBassMan21
    @TheBassMan21 3 роки тому +2

    funny watching this sketch lead me to look up Edmund Fitzgerald cuz I liked the guitar riff and it's been my favorite song for 34 weeks now

  • @TheDarkWarrior137
    @TheDarkWarrior137 10 років тому +124

    shortened songs for AD-- oh look a butterfly...

    • @butterflyministries7068
      @butterflyministries7068 6 років тому +1

      Yes? Lol.

    • @raiynora
      @raiynora 5 років тому +6

      I was gonna reply with something but I forget.

    • @RWBHere
      @RWBHere 4 роки тому +2

      @@raiynora People tell me I'm apathetic, but who cares?

    • @cameronfrith1302
      @cameronfrith1302 4 роки тому +1

      More like AD-Damn, I forgot to feed the dog!