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  • Ali Wong discovers that Mexican people love Disneyland and how you should never hire a young, good-looking nanny.
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  • @CRISTI2503
    @CRISTI2503 5 років тому +6987

    I love how her voice is either soft and soultry or high pitched screaming 😂

  • @nathanmccollough1969
    @nathanmccollough1969 4 роки тому +10793

    Never in my years would I have thought I'd see an Asian woman speaking Spanish while pregnant at a comedy show.

    • @Drskopf
      @Drskopf 4 роки тому +122

      I have seen a lot of asian hispanic but not in comedy, mostly koreans latinos ( majority from Argentina) and peruvian from Japanese ancestry

    • @coreylucas5346
      @coreylucas5346 4 роки тому +8

      Crazy times!!

    • @QarlesMx
      @QarlesMx 4 роки тому +4

      Denle una chela a esta compa por el comment por favor

    • @-H4mburger-
      @-H4mburger- 4 роки тому +5

      And there are actually more of them much much more living there lives in salsa.

    • @-H4mburger-
      @-H4mburger- 4 роки тому +3

      I will only hire young teacher to be men from now on as a nanny.

  • @ThatsABitPersonal
    @ThatsABitPersonal 4 роки тому +5197

    Me, a Japanese-Mexican: Best of both worlds babeyyyyyyyyy

    • @daltexmex
      @daltexmex 4 роки тому +27

      Which food is better?

    • @ThatsABitPersonal
      @ThatsABitPersonal 4 роки тому +372

      @@daltexmex its like comparing apples and oranges. They’re both extremely delicious for very different reasons.

    • @madkiss8017
      @madkiss8017 4 роки тому +78

      Thats a nice mix to have

    • @JangoMike
      @JangoMike 4 роки тому +32

      Seriously...best food and cutest babes! So when are we running off to Vegas and getting hitched? Haha

    • @jerrygomez3825
      @jerrygomez3825 4 роки тому +126

      Wow sushi and tacos. Anime and novelas. Baseball and soccer. Karate and Boxing. Great video games and great music... and so on. You got a nice mix of very rich cultures. Lucky

  • @Matt-zl4nr
    @Matt-zl4nr 5 років тому +17689

    After hearing her Spanish, as a Mexican I proudly grant her the title of, "Honorary Mexican."

    • @MegaSheen15
      @MegaSheen15 5 років тому +62

      What was she saying?

    • @FiremarshalM1
      @FiremarshalM1 5 років тому +50

      Matt yeah Matt...help the nonSpanish out?

    • @PilarAYah
      @PilarAYah 5 років тому +456

      @@MegaSheen15 she basically translated what she said and then she went on to say please don't smoke because it's "grosso" and dangerous, employees must wash their hands okay, or careful..be VERY careful because tongue tacos, SOBS and apples!!"....that's what said.

    • @juanmanuelpenaloza9264
      @juanmanuelpenaloza9264 5 років тому +24

      Siganla los buenos!

    • @Carmela_Falco
      @Carmela_Falco 5 років тому +6

      Hahahahaha!!! Yasss

  • @eswyy
    @eswyy 4 роки тому +1893

    "And their weapons are, loud music vs. frowning" LOL lowkey true

  • @CharliePetricor
    @CharliePetricor 4 роки тому +2622

    As a Mexican myself, she's right 😂
    I was raised by my mom, dad, two grandmas, five aunts, seven uncles, twelve cousins, it was like my very own daycare. 🤣

    • @RoM-po5md
      @RoM-po5md 3 роки тому +37

      So much love, you are "love-spoiled" hahaha

    • @whereissuz
      @whereissuz 3 роки тому +7

      Automatic friends

    • @Nadien-Aqui1
      @Nadien-Aqui1 3 роки тому +31

      Bro, my baby cousin is being taken care of by his parents, my parents, our grandparents, his grandparents on his mom's side, me, my little brother AND my little sister 😂
      Viva Mexico (tres veses)!

    • @mscptizzy
      @mscptizzy 3 роки тому +6

      With good food and funny commentary 🤣 😂 😄

    • @Toomuchbullshitt
      @Toomuchbullshitt 2 роки тому +6

      And the pet pit bull or chihuahua included as well 😂😂

  • @madelineella5731
    @madelineella5731 5 років тому +17831

    ali wong is one of the few comics who can flawlessly execute a race joke without being grossly offensive and also being actually funny

    • @josea.r.avelino181
      @josea.r.avelino181 5 років тому +150

      She is not funny... and yes, it was offensive. You are not entitled to decide what offends me, just shut up.

    • @strawbebbiejam
      @strawbebbiejam 5 років тому +279

      José A.R. Avelino i mean thats ur opinion i guess lmao??

    • @GoInGcRz
      @GoInGcRz 5 років тому +182

      @@josea.r.avelino181 Nah, it was ok funny, and not really offensive.

    • @josea.r.avelino181
      @josea.r.avelino181 5 років тому +28

      @@GoInGcRz I mean that's your opinion I guess.

    • @GoInGcRz
      @GoInGcRz 5 років тому +69

      @@josea.r.avelino181 A more valid one at that, but yes thank you for pointing that out 🤣

  • @dungeonmama660
    @dungeonmama660 5 років тому +1578

    I married into a mexican family. It's amazing. My son was the first grandchild, so my lovely mother in law is ALWAYS doting on him. Lovely family

    • @dogmommy5432
      @dogmommy5432 5 років тому +51

      Dungeon Mama You are so lucky! I always wanted a big beautiful family, who loved to travel together, make delicious dinners together, big birthday parties, holidays are amazing, and Spanish is such a beautiful language. 😍

    • @oz311
      @oz311 4 роки тому +15

      @@dogmommy5432 find a mexican boy you wont regret it

    • @pyrokineticfantasies8964
      @pyrokineticfantasies8964 4 роки тому +28

      notebook1709 maybe the ones you’ve been in relationships with, but no. That’s just inaccurate lol take that elsewhere

    • @cloudie8314
      @cloudie8314 4 роки тому +12

      So sweet to hear you speak fondly of your mother in law. Mine taught me to treat my daughter in laws like my own bcuz someday they'd have my grandbabies❣️

    • @coveruplies
      @coveruplies 4 роки тому +9

      notebook1709 that’s like every guy lol

  • @rhumimaher9470
    @rhumimaher9470 4 роки тому +2206

    I heard my coworker say “quarentena” and I thought it was a party for when a Mexican lady turns 40.

  • @treyjrawlins
    @treyjrawlins 5 років тому +4194

    She’s like Bonnie from Family Guy, “You been pregnant for like six years, either have the thing or don’t!” Lmfaoo

  • @FooTude
    @FooTude 5 років тому +4260

    Had me at esplash mountain.

    • @estebanq.urkelthevxiith8495
      @estebanq.urkelthevxiith8495 5 років тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ArmandoFloresAvila
      @ArmandoFloresAvila 5 років тому +3

      Hahaha fr

    • @LisaNaomi24
      @LisaNaomi24 5 років тому +1

      Yeeeaaaap.

    • @ahhwe-any7434
      @ahhwe-any7434 5 років тому +2

      When you grow up in north w. majority white suburbs Ohio. But was born in FL. & Went back all the time on vacations. & Your uncle worked at Disney. School: ok kids, Spanish is the most spoken language. My bubble: but I've known an entire two Spanish folks my entire life... They go to my school. They're bro & sis. Although I think they were mixed w/ Asian. Disney: blah, blah, blah. Some words that look like English ( I don't remember the term) , Spanish everywhere. My kid head: welp, guess that confirms it.clearly Spanish indeed is the second most spoken language :/.
      IDK where the hell I got this from but ,"... Then I saw them all pile up in a vehicle like a a can of packed sardines."...

    • @siennammp4492
      @siennammp4492 5 років тому

      🤣😆

  • @ilaera7830
    @ilaera7830 4 роки тому +7145

    me, chicana: oh no here we go another Mexican joke
    “do you know who takes care of the baby? the other baby” OKAY SHE GETS IT.
    also pls take your weird mexican gate keeping to a minimum bc y’all are exhausting and doing too much

    • @wot4192
      @wot4192 4 роки тому +55

      Omg fr lol

    • @tanguman2
      @tanguman2 4 роки тому +142

      Omg true, even as a kid I was told to keep an eye on my younger primitos

    • @josetrevino9869
      @josetrevino9869 4 роки тому +104

      I guess at first i didnt get the joke, and i was thinkin this chick really has it fucked up, till i read ur response and i thought about the times my tia who was watching me had the neighbors kids watch me... and i thought, nah shes right...plus the one time all my tias decided to be stylist and fucked my hair up lol fun times

    • @ericktellez7632
      @ericktellez7632 4 роки тому +43

      Chicano =/= Mexican
      My first death body i saw it hanging near the boulevard 2000 in Tijuana when I was kid. Mexican americans dont know what is like to live in Mexico.

    • @kaiserofkush
      @kaiserofkush 4 роки тому +53

      @@ericktellez7632 a lot of americans like to say "oh i'm ___" but its just where their parents/grandparents/greatgrandparents are from.

  • @Rajinbin
    @Rajinbin 5 років тому +8518

    She said in her next life she wants to be Mexican, she in her current life she's Mexican already. She's always pregnant whenever I see her and she got that Spanish as well. Haha

    • @djbis
      @djbis 5 років тому +101

      oh damn. #spicy

    • @julial3758
      @julial3758 5 років тому +63

      She's tryin hard lol

    • @smileyladyT
      @smileyladyT 5 років тому +113

      Haha shes mexicana at heart

    • @ValenNitto
      @ValenNitto 4 роки тому +17

      🤣🤣😂 These comments

    • @kezziekz
      @kezziekz 4 роки тому +1

      Rotfl

  • @tiffanymariehill8557
    @tiffanymariehill8557 5 років тому +2461

    The way she said “not ugly” made me choke on my sprite😂

  • @valeriagonzalez3506
    @valeriagonzalez3506 4 роки тому +773

    She is invited to the carne asada and every quinceañera and first comunion that we throw. Honorary Mexican for sure.

  • @crazyve26
    @crazyve26 5 років тому +3961

    "I'll will never accept anything younger than 62 years old" she has a great point there👍🏻

    • @SSBMA1994
      @SSBMA1994 5 років тому +29

      I was thinking why the extra 2? Like 60 or even 50 ish aint that bad either, no?🤣

    • @julial3758
      @julial3758 5 років тому +50

      @@SSBMA1994 idk, asian 50's can be pretty hot maybe LLOLLLLLLLLL

    • @SSBMA1994
      @SSBMA1994 4 роки тому +19

      @@sunshine3914 for real? Wow...men are weird.

    • @julial3758
      @julial3758 4 роки тому +8

      @@sunshine3914 Nice :)

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 4 роки тому +16

      @SSBMA1994 Freakin’ hormones don’t give out till somewhere over 50.

  • @palomat986
    @palomat986 4 роки тому +1884

    the accuracy in “Esplash”

    • @noorykorky5056
      @noorykorky5056 4 роки тому +18

      It's accurate with Iranians too... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ufc990
      @ufc990 3 роки тому +28

      Esquirt, the mexicans favorite grapefruit soda.

    • @ADragonAmongRoses
      @ADragonAmongRoses 3 роки тому +2

      @@noorykorky5056 Yo, ssaaaaame!

    • @chandlerrosenzweig9403
      @chandlerrosenzweig9403 3 роки тому +2

      i always joke with the housekeeper about her accent. i'll be like "landa, dige coke & sprite" she says "cok en esprai"

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 3 роки тому +3

      PUERTO RICANS: “Nueva Yorrrk.”
      ALSO PUERTO RICANS: “New Yerzee.”

  • @SalmonOrangeSlice
    @SalmonOrangeSlice Рік тому +125

    My husband is Mexican and everything she said is true. Family and fun are the top priorities! We have a family party to go to/host basically every weekend. And we don’t have babysitters, we take our kids everywhere and the whole family pitches in taking care of the kids. When we first started dating I thought it was rude that people would just show up at our house all the time, but now I love it. I’m never lonely and I always have help❤️

  • @chloeleal8393
    @chloeleal8393 5 років тому +2036

    wasn’t ready for her spanish to be so spot in damn

    • @efrenchavez8482
      @efrenchavez8482 5 років тому +51

      You must not speak it well either if you think that is Spanish

    • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
      @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 5 років тому +94

      I mean, she messes up a few times but she speaks it better than my actually Mexican cousins raised in the US🤣

    • @chloeleal8393
      @chloeleal8393 5 років тому +81

      efren chavez I meant her inflection and how she pronounced the soft d’s and rolling the r’s lmfao. she actually tried. nice high horse btw.

    • @jjmanzano9
      @jjmanzano9 4 роки тому +2

      No that was awful Spanish, senorita Leal

    • @beatm6948
      @beatm6948 4 роки тому +16

      It wasn't perfect, but she did better than I expected.

  • @erikl827
    @erikl827 5 років тому +3184

    I'm hispanic and I cant speak a lick of spanish. This woman put me to shame lol hilarious.

    • @MrManifolder
      @MrManifolder 5 років тому +21

      "lick of Spanish" I see what you did there. 🤣

    • @cecegiles7753
      @cecegiles7753 5 років тому +5

      Erik L wow......

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 5 років тому +16

      Go down to Mexico for a couple of months. Their food and tequila is cheap.

    • @rsaldivar5628
      @rsaldivar5628 5 років тому +36

      Same but to be fair my family didn't want me knowing whats going on

    • @Beeetlejjug
      @Beeetlejjug 5 років тому +11

      Same 😥😥😥 I'm not the only one!!!!!

  • @collinator68
    @collinator68 3 роки тому +351

    I always though the reason I never got hired as a nanny was because people thought it was creepy for a 25yo man to watch children that wasn't his own, now I know the REAL Reason lol.

    • @tdbhmusic
      @tdbhmusic 2 роки тому

      I got hired as a hot young nanny several times in my 20s lol no i never got my butthole munched at work

    • @ChenBeixuancultivatingnshieeet
      @ChenBeixuancultivatingnshieeet Рік тому

      you really wanted to get your buthole eaten out

  • @Six_To_One
    @Six_To_One 5 років тому +4122

    I thought she was barefoot for like a minute

    • @neptunefitness1866
      @neptunefitness1866 5 років тому +13

      Negan bro should you really be commenting on an Asian post? You know with the whole “Glen thing”.

    • @JimmyStruthers1000
      @JimmyStruthers1000 5 років тому +3

      Negan LOL THATS A RACIST JOKE/AND AN OBSERVATION IN ITSELF 😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @asimpfr
      @asimpfr 5 років тому +6

      Yay I’m not the only one who thought that!

    • @xnoolin5521
      @xnoolin5521 5 років тому +3

      LMMFAAOO

    • @michaelreyes6258
      @michaelreyes6258 4 роки тому +1

      Neptune Fitness 😆

  • @SadMother360
    @SadMother360 4 роки тому +174

    Her Spanish is incredible and I love how she characterizes us Mexicans. She is not mean just funny as hell!

  • @Fran28.
    @Fran28. 4 роки тому +245

    She had me dying in tears...especially when she said " everyday would be an All day Nanny butthole Buffet!" LOL 😂🤣😆

  • @theprincipledhypocriteb4761
    @theprincipledhypocriteb4761 5 років тому +3232

    25-year old man,
    Not Ugly
    Great with my daughter
    Says 'Yes' in every chore with a positive attitude.
    This LIST here is THE TURN-ON LIST.

    • @KT-te8ef
      @KT-te8ef 5 років тому +13

      The Principled Hypocrite B where can I sign up to be on list lol

    • @djbis
      @djbis 5 років тому +77

      so you got the list, but have you got the tongue skills? #theshining

    • @moneyhooligan03
      @moneyhooligan03 4 роки тому +19

      Marriage Grenade!!

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 4 роки тому +6

      Sounds like some crazy fetish video.But the turn on is something that is NOT kinky. 😛

    • @trendgil
      @trendgil 4 роки тому +1

      Sounds just like me, i dont get whats so special tho?

  • @tynishabattle2725
    @tynishabattle2725 4 роки тому +209

    She said who’s idea was it to bring a new roommate into the world 🌍 I fell out 🤦🏽‍♀️ 😭😂😭😂😭😂

  • @mariachipotter6875
    @mariachipotter6875 4 роки тому +434

    The Latino Federation selects Ali Wong .

    • @mariachipotter6875
      @mariachipotter6875 4 роки тому +2

      @Maria Emolo take the joke bro

    • @priscillav2059
      @priscillav2059 4 роки тому

      lol YES!

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 3 роки тому +4

      Second round draft pick, right after they chose Elian Gonzales…..
      “Congratulations to all the races, and Kanichiwa Bitches.”

    • @danielgreene4437
      @danielgreene4437 3 роки тому +1

      The Middle Eastern Confederation offers Ali Wong a counter offer of membership.

  • @stevensoto9375
    @stevensoto9375 4 роки тому +379

    Her Spanish is incredible! That’s right, Mexicans rock!

    • @jjmanzano9
      @jjmanzano9 4 роки тому +9

      Actually it’s pretty bad, Esteban

    • @jcepri
      @jcepri 3 роки тому +2

      English has no gender and many Americans can't even speak correctly.

    • @harakoni2135
      @harakoni2135 3 роки тому

      @@jjmanzano9 honestly it was pretty alright, ive seen other americans with their non existent accent say words so wrong lol

    • @battt.666
      @battt.666 2 роки тому +2

      @@jjmanzano9 Nah, compared to a lot of people she’s great.

  • @trowe.235
    @trowe.235 4 роки тому +77

    ALI Wong is that friend who you CANNOT have on speaker phone!😄😄

  • @seanluzdeluna8153
    @seanluzdeluna8153 4 роки тому +671

    Her Spanish was very nice to hear. I'm a U.S. born and raised Mexican-American (Proud Chicano.Woo!🇺🇸🇲🇽)
    who is also fluent in English and Spanish. I gotta say that Ali's Spanish is pretty darn good for a non-native speaker.👍🏼
    She made a couple of mistakes when speaking, but anyone who speaks Spanish knows exactly what she said.
    I laughed my ASS off when she yelled "Taco de Lengua, Hijo de Puta MANZANA!!!!!!!!!" And when she sang Selena, I DIED! Passed away, went to heaven. 😀😁😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I love Selena! 🙌🏼
    YAS queen! 👍🏼👏🏼👑
    Ali Wong is Mexican at heart, def an honorary Mexican! 😃 🇲🇽♥️

    • @jencorona92
      @jencorona92 3 роки тому +4

      Couldn't have said it better!😁

    • @seanluzdeluna8153
      @seanluzdeluna8153 3 роки тому +5

      @@jencorona92 Why thank u!😊

    • @jencorona92
      @jencorona92 3 роки тому +3

      @@seanluzdeluna8153 😉

    • @OcramJC
      @OcramJC Рік тому

      Pardon my ignorance but, what is Chicano?

  • @alfonsonavasnawrot8170
    @alfonsonavasnawrot8170 5 років тому +1719

    Her Spanish is very...."Spanish".😄

    • @MsJanetWood
      @MsJanetWood 5 років тому +40

      🇲🇽Her Spanish is horrible! She makes so many linguistic errors! Not only does she make terrible grammatical and pronunciation errors, she appears not to know that *El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles* was founded by Mexicans!

    • @my_resume_is_a_bad_bitch4281
      @my_resume_is_a_bad_bitch4281 5 років тому +363

      Dude she's asian. Give her a break. Lemme ask you. If she spoke to you, would you understand her meaning?

    • @MsJanetWood
      @MsJanetWood 5 років тому +6

      @@my_resume_is_a_bad_bitch4281 Some of it.

    • @MsJanetWood
      @MsJanetWood 5 років тому +7

      @@my_resume_is_a_bad_bitch4281 Furthermore, she's ignorant. What language did she think the "PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN" were speaking!

    • @stratus10601
      @stratus10601 5 років тому +141

      @@MsJanetWood nobody cares, I got the point of her joke!

  • @funnybones5926
    @funnybones5926 5 років тому +635

    Ali Wong is pregnant for so long that she might give birth to a parallel universe.

  • @ZanahoriaBaila
    @ZanahoriaBaila 4 роки тому +123

    "Like Jack Nicholson in The Shining"
    I freaking lost it

  • @kristiantucker5449
    @kristiantucker5449 5 років тому +1449

    lol they invented tequila, popcorn & bubblegum! Who wouldn't want to be Mexican!

    • @jinagibson6818
      @jinagibson6818 5 років тому +6

      Good stuff!

    • @korean6706
      @korean6706 5 років тому +208

      @LOCAL COPING Yeah their economy is crappy but leaving their country doesnt mean they're giving up on their identity lol.

    • @iammaximus614
      @iammaximus614 5 років тому +39

      And Elote’ 🌽

    • @themurrrr
      @themurrrr 5 років тому +14

      LOCAL COPING
      America got Trump.
      Sooooo.......

    • @hsbr00m
      @hsbr00m 5 років тому +2

      I wouldn't want to

  • @andreaturnquist4855
    @andreaturnquist4855 5 років тому +294

    When she sings Selena 😂

  • @venenosaflor
    @venenosaflor 3 роки тому +49

    As a resident of said neighborhood, she speaks truth!🤣 But it's a thin line between love and hate because they had a secret love-child called the bulgogi taco!🥰😍

  • @nene90047R1
    @nene90047R1 5 років тому +489

    I’m Mexican and I thought it was very hilarious when she said the babies born into a daycare. 😂😂👌🏾
    That’s true sometimes we let our ten year old kid take care of the baby while we run an errand.

    • @marias7599
      @marias7599 4 роки тому +7

      Which is not cool tbh 🥴

    • @COVID--kf3tx
      @COVID--kf3tx 4 роки тому +13

      @@marias7599 eh it's debatable

    • @marias7599
      @marias7599 4 роки тому +3

      COVID- 19
      What she says is true. Not right. But true

    • @MarokoJin
      @MarokoJin 4 роки тому +11

      @@marias7599 no it's alright, it's just for an errand, you're not asking the child to babysit on a daily basis.

    • @djholidaytv414
      @djholidaytv414 4 роки тому +7

      @@marias7599 trust maria they can do it. Very easily.

  • @andreaelizethprietocolina1065
    @andreaelizethprietocolina1065 4 роки тому +187

    “It’s grosso y peligroso” I died

  • @vlopez1ruiz2
    @vlopez1ruiz2 4 роки тому +59

    She gets the mexican pass in this and each and every life after, she killed it!! 🤣

  • @TheSuperCoolMan122
    @TheSuperCoolMan122 5 років тому +790

    grosso y peligroso
    I'm stealing that

    • @thearyaputra
      @thearyaputra 5 років тому +3

      What's the meaning of it?

    • @taviosammy100
      @taviosammy100 5 років тому +25

      Arya Asylum Gross and Dangerous

    • @thearyaputra
      @thearyaputra 5 років тому +1

      @@taviosammy100 thank you!

    • @swyxTV
      @swyxTV 5 років тому +7

      i feel like its a rhyme only a bilingual person could make, even tho it’s entirely spanish

    • @thejosie
      @thejosie 5 років тому +18

      grosso is like Spanglish for gross. should be asqueroso

  • @80sriceman
    @80sriceman 5 років тому +538

    Shes spot on, Pico and Crenshaw: Korea meets Mexico and Central America, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras etc

    • @Becky_Cal
      @Becky_Cal 5 років тому +16

      80sriceman - Exactly. Important point bc actually, I lived in that area years ago and it seemed it was mostly Central Americans who lived in the area... so saying it was all Mexicans is incorrect.

    • @samuelperez2265
      @samuelperez2265 5 років тому +23

      It’s not that deep just a joke

    • @80sriceman
      @80sriceman 5 років тому +64

      @@Becky_Cal Well, in all fairness to her, Latinos generally describe slanted eye people as "Chinos" (Chinese), so I guess to everyone else, stereotypical brown people are all "Mexicans". 😆

    • @russellngwinn6800
      @russellngwinn6800 5 років тому +2

      Yeah, it’s a real shithole!

    • @samuelperez2265
      @samuelperez2265 5 років тому +4

      Russell Nathan Gwinn yeah just like certain parts of the south and any other part in the country , you know exactly what you’re trying to say 🤣

  • @melissadehart9306
    @melissadehart9306 4 роки тому +64

    She caused me to experience emotions I've never felt before. I didn't know I could grimace in disgust and laugh throughout.

  • @usherofsoulsxx212
    @usherofsoulsxx212 5 років тому +189

    I wasn’t ready for the butt joke 😩😂😂

    • @rainzi
      @rainzi 4 роки тому +2

      With her...always be ready..

    • @meredithr9824
      @meredithr9824 4 роки тому +3

      All day butthole buffet!

  • @Becky_Cal
    @Becky_Cal 5 років тому +83

    Her signing the start of Selena’s song! 😂😂💀. And she said “Buuh-fett.” Hahaha

  • @cnoel7189
    @cnoel7189 4 роки тому +31

    The way she walks while speaking makes the joke even funnier lol i love it. Delivery is spot on!

  • @cmedina454
    @cmedina454 5 років тому +163

    ESPLASH MOUNTAIN 😂

  • @naithorlain1976
    @naithorlain1976 5 років тому +77

    "E-splash mountain", so true!! I died 😂😂😂. 5 mins was too short.

  • @cryptidflower9240
    @cryptidflower9240 4 роки тому +52

    “E-SPLASH MOUNTAIN”
    Lmfaooooo
    My mom, gentlethems

  • @aaronnava9941
    @aaronnava9941 5 років тому +77

    When she brought up Jack Nicholson in The Shining... I don't think I've ever screamed so loud in my life 💀

  • @jsans2520
    @jsans2520 5 років тому +301

    She said “Bounce House”💀

    • @mindit808
      @mindit808 4 роки тому +5

      Bounce house! I used to be like why is there always a bouncy house? Birthdays, babyshowers, graduations, all of them. And now that there's a child in my life, I get it. Lmao it is a nanny!

  • @MsJanetWood
    @MsJanetWood 4 роки тому +230

    *For your information: The first European language spoken in California was SPANISH!*

    • @paulafigueroa1573
      @paulafigueroa1573 4 роки тому +23

      And California used to be part of Mexico, that’s why.

    • @begoherrero6894
      @begoherrero6894 4 роки тому

      Paula Figueroa of la nueva España

    • @melaniebustamante2532
      @melaniebustamante2532 4 роки тому +4

      @@begoherrero6894 y cuando se independizo mexico. California, Tejas,Arizona etc.. Pasaron hacer de la Nueva España a Mexico.

    • @cynthiaholland13
      @cynthiaholland13 3 роки тому

      Probably the first language period as it used to be Mexican right

    • @Monninaq1
      @Monninaq1 3 роки тому

      Smunstu Stinkymonster nope!

  • @sanjuansteve
    @sanjuansteve 5 років тому +164

    Esplash Mountain... lol

  • @thiasolichah9199
    @thiasolichah9199 4 роки тому +153

    you know when a comic is good, when she makes a jokes you can't related (cause i'm from the other side of the world), but still laugh on it

  • @johkonut
    @johkonut 4 роки тому +13

    "And the weapons are loud music vs. frowning" I'm dying!!

  • @jobob47
    @jobob47 5 років тому +329

    oh, shit. that was funny. and good catch on NOT bringing in a cute 25 year old nanny into the house.
    I also liked the jack nicholson impersonation. spot on.

  • @vanessaramirez5764
    @vanessaramirez5764 5 років тому +18

    I love her man! I lost it when she started singing Selena! 🤣💃🏽

  • @emilyroseayres84
    @emilyroseayres84 4 роки тому +21

    I'm actually really impressed at how well she speaks Spanish!

  • @MrManifolder
    @MrManifolder 5 років тому +443

    No one under 62? She should hire Bernie Sanders aa her nanny.
    "YOU KNOW WAT, KID? I'M GETTING YOU SOME HEALTHCARE!"

  • @soumentalukder4750
    @soumentalukder4750 5 років тому +76

    “ like Jack Nicholson in the Shining “ 😆🤣

    • @kiayawilliams5714
      @kiayawilliams5714 4 роки тому +1

      OMG! I thought that just before she said it, I’m gonna die laughing

  • @mixflip
    @mixflip 2 роки тому +16

    Her Spanish was on point!

  • @Thedownwardmineon
    @Thedownwardmineon 4 роки тому +50

    and their weapons are: loud music and frowning. LMAO

  • @Jamykat
    @Jamykat 5 років тому +17

    I remember my husbands face when i was laughing at this part of the special and he was like what the heck are you watching!? All mortified...it made watching this more worth it lmbo!

  • @tylerpoe5655
    @tylerpoe5655 3 роки тому +23

    As someone who only studied Spanish throughout college, I have no authority on whether she can be Mexican. But I can tell you her Spanish was very solid lol

  • @tilldend20
    @tilldend20 4 роки тому +30

    I'm Indian, the jokes were from a completely different part of the world but I enjoyed it thoroughly 😄 First time felt comedy is like music - boundaries don't matter, spirit does!👍

  • @axjohn
    @axjohn 4 роки тому +31

    I’ll never be able to watch “The Shining” with a straight face again!

  • @702tapatio4
    @702tapatio4 4 роки тому +16

    OMG. She NEVER disappoints!

  • @CaezarTheEmperor
    @CaezarTheEmperor 5 років тому +87

    Lmao I'm Mexican and approve this message 🤣

  • @mirandacompton1600
    @mirandacompton1600 5 років тому +10

    This whole clip is funny. But the part about the male nanny is the most hilarious comedy bit I’ve ever seen!!!

  • @morningcoffee2471
    @morningcoffee2471 3 роки тому +7

    I can relate to the nanny joke. My nanny was 25 years old, and she and my dad did the dirty behind my mom's back. My parents are now divorced...after 2 years of marriage. I did love the nanny before I was old enough to understand anything. Now that I am an adult, I just laugh at the hypocrisy of it all.

  • @dr.christopherdiaz4473
    @dr.christopherdiaz4473 4 роки тому +131

    Facts.
    I live in the barrio...bouncey house parties on a weekday.

    • @AG-fv9od
      @AG-fv9od 4 роки тому

      I miss that place, I used to live in 116th street right in the heart of el barrio

  • @YoungChuy2398
    @YoungChuy2398 5 років тому +49

    I died when she sang Selena song 😂😂😂

  • @brizaiselagonzalez809
    @brizaiselagonzalez809 4 роки тому +10

    "The baby is born into childcare"🤣

  • @craftistic82
    @craftistic82 3 роки тому +12

    Ali is hilarious. She's gorgeous, she's smart, and her take on life makes me fucking howl

  • @seanluzdeluna8153
    @seanluzdeluna8153 4 роки тому +16

    That Jack Nicholson in The Shining joke had me DEAD! Ba ha ha! 😀😁😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @Pewpewtea
    @Pewpewtea 4 роки тому +8

    Her facial expressions make her even more funny 😂🤣

  • @sly16
    @sly16 Рік тому +3

    I lost it at the Jack Nicholson thing 🤣

  • @djay6651
    @djay6651 5 років тому +266

    That last part with the tongue was both scary and arousing.

    • @karimqk1895
      @karimqk1895 5 років тому +8

      She has a larger than expected tongue, I'll say that 😂😂

    • @HiSpeedOxygen
      @HiSpeedOxygen 5 років тому +4

      Guilty 💀

  • @amadeuis1
    @amadeuis1 4 роки тому +2

    She put the E before the S...yaaaaaaaaaaaas!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @querube78
    @querube78 4 роки тому +6

    Every Mexican just felt a little better from the title and even more as an Asian *PERFECTLY* described growing up as a Mexican. Muchas gracias seño!

  • @sammy6866
    @sammy6866 5 років тому +19

    Awe I loves this! I never see my culture be appreciated like this 😭💖

  • @christopherrobinson3290
    @christopherrobinson3290 Рік тому +1

    She is just a fantastic talent with so many surprises… 😂😂😂

  • @luluanime4063
    @luluanime4063 5 років тому +91

    The way she moves she reminds me of Prince Charming’s fairy god”mother”.

  • @abrildavalos8056
    @abrildavalos8056 4 роки тому +10

    as a mexican im proud this is very true and im honored

  • @stephanieperez9305
    @stephanieperez9305 4 роки тому +5

    Esplash Mountain! I laughed so hard! Thought my husband was the only one to put an e before every s word. We go esnowboarding in the winter 🤣

  • @yoban2000
    @yoban2000 5 років тому +18

    Lmao that’s the truth about child care...I was 6 yrs old taking care of a 3 yr old; my brother. I learned responsibility and love for my family

  • @BornfortheFame
    @BornfortheFame 4 роки тому +6

    When she started “dreaming of you” 💀💀💀💀😂🤣😂🤣

  • @PaulinaGlav
    @PaulinaGlav 2 роки тому +5

    I just burst into laughter all the time cuz' I'm mexican and all she says makes sense to me. 🤣🤣🤣 "Late at night when all the world... "

  • @Maiden_Warrior_Crone
    @Maiden_Warrior_Crone 4 роки тому +11

    My goodness, I laughed so hard! She's now one of my favourites!

  • @barbarakilman271
    @barbarakilman271 5 років тому +38

    I grew up near Crenshaw and Pico she's so right.

    • @oz311
      @oz311 4 роки тому +1

      Right about mexicans being fun ?

  • @lokang
    @lokang 4 роки тому +11

    Wow…
    The act started at Mexican culture and Disneyland, didn't see that turn coming at the last bit 😂😂😂😂

  • @gonzoguy-ra
    @gonzoguy-ra 4 роки тому +33

    I love how her Spanish still had a hint of “Korean mom” in it. 🥰

  • @LatinaChef1986
    @LatinaChef1986 4 роки тому +5

    Ali, you are dubbed an “Honorary Chicana/Mexicana”. You are too funny, girl! 😆😂🤣😭👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @cazia9
    @cazia9 11 місяців тому +1

    After watching this comedy special, every time I have some type of silly blunder I hear Ali hissing ‘you a dumb-a$$’ in my head lol

  • @synschoolinyounoobsakathemaske
    @synschoolinyounoobsakathemaske 4 роки тому +7

    "When she said I want to Mexican In my next life, baby I think you already. The fact that she slayed the fuck out of speaking Spanish" left me dead

  • @SuperStar-jr3nu
    @SuperStar-jr3nu 3 роки тому +9

    The Mexicans in my neighborhood party for like two weeks in preparation for their actual parties. They started celebrating 4th of July on June 16th. 🎆

  • @movieswithaman.
    @movieswithaman. 3 роки тому

    The end was so 😂😂😂😂

  • @Jen-lc5yc
    @Jen-lc5yc 4 роки тому +7

    Her voice fluctuations are hysterical 😂😂

  • @ben9and1-3rd
    @ben9and1-3rd 5 років тому +57

    Funny short. Gotta catch this whole set.

  • @ambermaloof7177
    @ambermaloof7177 3 роки тому +1

    "Loud music and frowning" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @33drewster
    @33drewster 5 років тому +114

    Ali Wong is definitely a woman u could live with but never want to marry, she ain't taking my shift lol

    • @aiyalidat
      @aiyalidat 5 років тому +21

      Speak for yourself. I need that energy in my life.

    • @itcouldbeworse5851
      @itcouldbeworse5851 5 років тому +4

      @@aiyalidat give it a few weeks

    • @aiyalidat
      @aiyalidat 5 років тому +13

      @@itcouldbeworse5851 she married a doctor from Harvard and yet is successful in her own right. People only know her from specials but her filmography (like Fresh Off the Boat) is p extensive.
      Saw this special a few years ago and all I'm sayin' is
      Id be her nanny at the drop of a hat b, wassup.

    • @andreas956
      @andreas956 5 років тому +9

      @@aiyalidat Slowly put down the Doritos, the binoculars and back away from her lawn.

    • @aiyalidat
      @aiyalidat 5 років тому +5

      @@andreas956 I'll back away from her lawn, but foh with Doritos. Real men stalk with Takis.