Ali Wong Remembers Her First Micropenis Encounter | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • @LexJones207
    @LexJones207 5 років тому +10451

    Her delivery is so unusual but it really works. It's like angry-grandma-poetry-slam.

    • @frogdog2583
      @frogdog2583 5 років тому +71

      Lex Jones omg ya nailed it lmfaoooo

    • @notareallin620
      @notareallin620 5 років тому +30

      Truth! I loved the delivery.

    • @JohnnyLuambo
      @JohnnyLuambo 5 років тому +20

      Grandma physique also helps

    • @DivergentDroid
      @DivergentDroid 5 років тому +25

      No.. I don't think we've seen the delivery yet but if she films it I'll watch.

    • @JesseColton
      @JesseColton 5 років тому +6

      Honestly it's about half Jim Gaffigan and half Margaret Cho

  • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
    @IPlayOneOnT.V. 5 років тому +5199

    She's going to be the type of mom that you'll hate as a kid, but, will love and adore as an adult.

    • @jzwalz51robin45
      @jzwalz51robin45 5 років тому +51

      Or, you will go out and find a motherly substitute.

    • @lewstone5273
      @lewstone5273 5 років тому +25

      Why would her kids hate her? She let them f’ck whomever they want.

    • @kenny3179
      @kenny3179 5 років тому +63

      @@lewstone5273 hate as a kid
      You don't fuck as a kid

    • @MauiGecko
      @MauiGecko 5 років тому +12

      I am about to smash me a BBQ style rare Sirloin steak with onions and sauteed mushrooms, side of mash potatoes and asparagus w/a tiny dab of mayonnaise n pepper, along with a small scoop rice, topped with shoyu. Dont forget some toasted garlic bread with extra butter. Mmmmhmmm.... I'm about to cook that shit up rn.

    • @KitchenerLeslie2
      @KitchenerLeslie2 5 років тому +1

      The exact opposite if you’re not an idiot

  • @shesus1986
    @shesus1986 4 роки тому +2685

    She's wearing a cheetah pattern dress with zebra underwear why do i find this funny

  • @Majiwe24
    @Majiwe24 5 років тому +1472

    "Bye Felicia, be on your merry little way"

    • @hdisvzuqlnfp2721
      @hdisvzuqlnfp2721 5 років тому +2

      Can you explain this joke? I'm French I don't get it

    • @jumpstreet2425
      @jumpstreet2425 5 років тому +16

      @@hdisvzuqlnfp2721 bye Felicia is a term used about a female who is not needed. Basically they will have others for there needs not Felicia

  • @tehutibrim594
    @tehutibrim594 5 років тому +4157

    She's right I've never seen a homeless Asian dude and I've been to San Francisco several times

    • @ibelieve2779
      @ibelieve2779 5 років тому +9

      In London there are alot

    • @jessedeniz1595
      @jessedeniz1595 5 років тому +72

      You have more of a chance seeing a Asian with a big penis lol

    • @littlemom2070
      @littlemom2070 5 років тому +135

      I believe - In England I think you refer to people from South Asia (Pakistan) as “Asians”. In America when we use the term “Asian” we are referring to East Asians such as Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, etc. Due to cultural pressures you will rarely see a homeless Asian in California - a relative would take them in before that happens.

    • @Loungemermaid
      @Loungemermaid 5 років тому +33

      I live in Seattle and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a homeless Asian either

    • @franktaylor7978
      @franktaylor7978 5 років тому +20

      Uh. There are lots of homeless Asians in sf. I live here and see it daily.

  • @Amaya313
    @Amaya313 5 років тому +2492

    "It's because we don't respect YOU"
    Lol. I felt that XD

    • @jumpstreet2425
      @jumpstreet2425 5 років тому +16

      Cold hearted huh, lol. Just like some men, crazy people

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 5 років тому +34

      Hmm. There’s a name for people that sleep with people they don’t respect...

    • @Amaya313
      @Amaya313 5 років тому +51

      @@angelgjr1999 yeah, people. It happens all the time.

    • @drew2fast489
      @drew2fast489 5 років тому +4

      @Brian Jones Truth!

    • @hiway6082
      @hiway6082 4 роки тому +60

      So body shaming a man for something he can’t control is cool. But when you fuck a lot of dudes and they leave you it’s because YOU don’t respect THEM? Lmao yeah keep telling yourself that

  • @1Galag
    @1Galag 5 років тому +7657

    She sounds like an Asian impersonating an Asian 😂

    • @msherwood69
      @msherwood69 5 років тому +86

      i was getting more of an asian impersonating a black person vibe from her?

    • @victoriabitong760
      @victoriabitong760 5 років тому +13

      Because that what she is

    • @adoboFosho
      @adoboFosho 5 років тому +35

      She probably from Chicago not like an Asian asian from California or something

    • @punkturtles-x
      @punkturtles-x 5 років тому +20

      adoboFosho she’s from san francisco lmao

    • @adoboFosho
      @adoboFosho 5 років тому +9

      @@punkturtles-x ok that's hella asian 😂 not only asian but Chinese 😝

  • @quantasea8509
    @quantasea8509 5 років тому +1099

    "And I assumed it was because I was so *special* and *amazing*-HE WAS HIDING SOMETHING"

  • @ummisyahidah6656
    @ummisyahidah6656 3 роки тому +321

    "Just because you became a parent doesn't mean you grew up"
    Hands up LOL

  • @ninastar5285
    @ninastar5285 5 років тому +2945

    I wasn't ready for the kick and bye felicia line...🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Feliciatanktop
      @Feliciatanktop 5 років тому +32

      Nina Star it was weird hearing her say my name

    • @lilop5283
      @lilop5283 5 років тому +5

      Who is Felicia

    • @Vielt0
      @Vielt0 5 років тому +11

      @@lilop5283
      I'll make you a better one. Why is Felicia?

    • @OMGtheykilledKenny42
      @OMGtheykilledKenny42 5 років тому +7

      @@lilop5283 reference to the movie Friday with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.

    • @crabsodyinblue
      @crabsodyinblue 5 років тому +1

      mike wazowski kinda like you did for your people??

  • @wingberry123
    @wingberry123 3 роки тому +372

    After working in an office full of immature women, I came to realize that having children and a job doesn't make you mature. She's so spot on.

    • @mightytaiger3000
      @mightytaiger3000 2 роки тому +12

      were all the immature men with a wife and kids not enough of a hint prior?

  • @SR-mz8nn
    @SR-mz8nn 4 роки тому +425

    Omfg I am crying about the whole “it’s because we don’t respect YOU” BECAUSE ITS SO TRUE

    • @pharaohosam
      @pharaohosam 4 роки тому +20

      It's true, but she's in denial about not NOT respecting herself either lol. I guess it's natural for one to wanna make themselves feel better about that though.

    • @SR-mz8nn
      @SR-mz8nn 4 роки тому +13

      _ thanks for your input bro I’ll file it away

    • @SR-mz8nn
      @SR-mz8nn 4 роки тому +40

      pharaohosam She’s not in denial you silly goose, she knows the truth about her life. Comedy isn’t about being LITERAL all the time. She’s making a joke. It’s not a swimming pool buddy, it’s not that deep.

    • @kameleshanbalagan6592
      @kameleshanbalagan6592 4 роки тому +5

      @@SR-mz8nn exactly

    • @DipteshSarkar99
      @DipteshSarkar99 4 роки тому +3

      It's not always entirely true but it's funny as fuck.

  • @InterKELLar
    @InterKELLar 5 років тому +450

    I laughed way more at the homeless Asian bit than the molar one. 😂😂😂😂

    • @gubbins3356
      @gubbins3356 5 років тому +2

      Same!

    • @dgstudio5819
      @dgstudio5819 4 роки тому +1

      Because u gt offended by micropenis ? 🙄

    • @user-xq2fz5tz9t
      @user-xq2fz5tz9t 4 роки тому +6

      It's true though. Never seen a single homeless Asian in my city since I grew up.
      It's like seeing a unicorn here.

    • @drakebell5649
      @drakebell5649 4 роки тому +3

      @@dgstudio5819 it was more creative

    • @orchidorio
      @orchidorio 3 роки тому

      Well, I really LIKE the molar reference. 2922

  • @markhurrell23
    @markhurrell23 5 років тому +1088

    She reminds me of a live action rated R Disney princess

  • @yongyong5296
    @yongyong5296 4 роки тому +53

    I love that she flashes the entire audience lmaoo

  • @joemammo
    @joemammo 5 років тому +5988

    I wish more women would have less respect for me

    • @arashaadd
      @arashaadd 5 років тому +137

      Lmfao🤣

    • @perfectchemistry8291
      @perfectchemistry8291 5 років тому +287

      Spot the incel is getting really easy.

    • @Mububban23
      @Mububban23 5 років тому +25

      @@perfectchemistry8291 lol

    • @thecoach11
      @thecoach11 5 років тому +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @daddy_doug
      @daddy_doug 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @parlayphresh3062
    @parlayphresh3062 5 років тому +3508

    Leopard print dress and zebra strip panties lmao my type of woman lol

    • @thesweboy2873
      @thesweboy2873 5 років тому +20

      F*ck... I was 11 hours to late to write this :-p
      But would have added "sexy" also.

    • @notareallin620
      @notareallin620 5 років тому +63

      So those WERE her panties! I though I was seeing things.
      I was like "No way, those have to be shorts."

    • @Thatit777
      @Thatit777 5 років тому +15

      Those are shorts dude.

    • @omnidiscord
      @omnidiscord 5 років тому +5

      Jerome b williams i...???

    • @sarikatimmi
      @sarikatimmi 5 років тому +2

      all i saw was blue. how cld i be so off

  • @paleamigo8575
    @paleamigo8575 4 роки тому +63

    "Homeless Asian".😂😂😂 doesn't happen! Amazing.
    Incredibly funny.

  • @ming4182
    @ming4182 5 років тому +2551

    So true though, I've never seen a homeless Asian. Her delivery is good!

    • @tenchichrono
      @tenchichrono 5 років тому +89

      I've seen some. Just come to southern california.

    • @AyubuKK
      @AyubuKK 5 років тому +6

      tenchichrono Yeah

    • @deliii395
      @deliii395 5 років тому +121

      Come to asia....you'll see a lot.

    • @ming4182
      @ming4182 5 років тому +11

      @@deliii395 And you thought I didn't know that...

    • @rosej5029
      @rosej5029 5 років тому +59

      I've lived in NYC for over 40 years and never saw a homeless Asian person. Other races but NEVER Asian.

  • @emeralddreams888
    @emeralddreams888 5 років тому +3617

    Omg. "if a girl sleeps with you right away, it's because she doesn't respect YOU". I feel like I waited all my life to hear that. Brb crying
    Edit: Holy shit, so many likes! As for all the hate in the thread: God forbid a comedian stands up against slutshaming with humour!

    • @dronetrucker
      @dronetrucker 5 років тому +55

      @@danr154 dude spot on, whoring around is a waste of pussy. Women need to value their vaginas the lower the milage the better, no one wants a bentli with 500k miles, looks ain't shit.

    • @karmafairy351
      @karmafairy351 5 років тому +327

      @@stevenkelby2169 She's a comedian. It's OK to laugh and not take her so seriously. Guys that sream "whore" every chance they get are just bitter af cuz they can't get laid. That kind of mentality/energy is so unattractive which explains why you guys are stuck being forever unfuckable.

    • @Jadethebrave
      @Jadethebrave 5 років тому +270

      All of these butthurt comments from men 😂

    • @Teeliciousstyle
      @Teeliciousstyle 5 років тому +26

      Emmy Sun such an honest true that...ehem, you don’t really tell men that. Lolz. So they think they win. Yeah right

    • @ChattyMaddyMae
      @ChattyMaddyMae 5 років тому +65

      @@dronetrucker lmao honey no ones ever driven you off the lot 😂 the only guys who talk like this are douche bags. Grow up dude 🙄

  • @allie9138
    @allie9138 5 років тому +179

    “Our sacred reputation”

    • @MrsNicolas
      @MrsNicolas 5 років тому +15

      They don't want people to know the amount of them who aren't hung like porn stars. Most are around 5 inches. Very few are hung.

    • @or4089
      @or4089 5 років тому +7

      Diana Gunn yeah. Learn from porn gives fake expectation.

    • @MrsNicolas
      @MrsNicolas 5 років тому +2

      @@or4089 yep. Smh. 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @or4089
      @or4089 5 років тому +6

      Diana Gunn now everybody knows we 4 inchers lure women with romantic dinners and flowers before trying something 😂

    • @MrsNicolas
      @MrsNicolas 5 років тому +4

      @@or4089 Oh really 🤔 I always thought it was with their cunnilingus skills 😜

  • @AirFire18
    @AirFire18 5 років тому +2151

    .... imagine being the ex and watching this......

    • @chaitea2425
      @chaitea2425 5 років тому +27

      You forgot it's a joke?

    • @KevinSmith-rp1fg
      @KevinSmith-rp1fg 5 років тому +33

      @AirFire18 I love Ali and think she is funny but I bet she’s never been with a black man but bcuz of the myth it fits with the joke. Great comedic timing and writing!

    • @kongdavid1781
      @kongdavid1781 5 років тому +69

      U think he cares he better off without her she's annoying as fuck

    • @AirFire18
      @AirFire18 5 років тому +53

      Kevin Smith I’m from Toronto, Asian girls date black men. So,I’m not sure where you’re coming from 🤣. Either way, if this is true. I wouldn’t want to be the ex lol 🤭 I dated a guy who was afriad of me making fun of him. I never did and made sure he was happy. We called it off cause he wanted to do something with his life, and i hope he’s happy :D . I get the humor, I just can’t imagine if this was true and the ex just happens to see this online 🤭. But yeah, hopefully its fake lol

    • @jerkfudgewater147
      @jerkfudgewater147 5 років тому +36

      Alot of those folks commit suicide

  • @thenoorer
    @thenoorer 5 років тому +194

    her delivery is legendary

  • @The.sag3d
    @The.sag3d 5 років тому +97

    Her pregnancy mood swings given the right stage

  • @rosej5029
    @rosej5029 5 років тому +537

    She is a master at presentation and creating the visual for the audience.

  • @y1521t21b5
    @y1521t21b5 5 років тому +1230

    2:42 Well, technically, he wasn't hiding much...

  • @flameynoob
    @flameynoob 5 років тому +189

    Dmnnnn she is stone cold. I can't imagine the nightmare, when a guy angers her and she start shredding him.
    I think his ego will hit rock bottom and go below negative

  • @thethrowawaythatstayed7055
    @thethrowawaythatstayed7055 5 років тому +56

    I died at “wouldn’t even reach your molars”

  • @robertbustamante1690
    @robertbustamante1690 5 років тому +817

    Didn't even reach the molars...Damn. She's funny!

    • @kontrop6339
      @kontrop6339 5 років тому

      i have a few micropenis

    • @terrycrews1760
      @terrycrews1760 5 років тому +4

      Robert Bustamante what are molars

    • @askme4450
      @askme4450 5 років тому +15

      Shakalaka Bombastic how tf don’t you know what a molar is???

    • @chinline8546
      @chinline8546 5 років тому +13

      @shakakaboomboom molars are the back of your teeth, the fat crushers basically

    • @nikameeh6426
      @nikameeh6426 5 років тому +12

      @@askme4450 Why be a dick about people whose first language isn't English though?

  • @RileyWuzzHere
    @RileyWuzzHere 4 роки тому +79

    We all want an Ali Wong in our lives. 😂👍🏽

  • @shinobi-media
    @shinobi-media 5 років тому +479

    I bet every non-Asian was thinking she was talking about an Asian lmao. Those reactions from the crowd is hilarious. 😂😂

    • @professorrosenstock5026
      @professorrosenstock5026 5 років тому +43

      I thought of a white guy

    • @jyde50
      @jyde50 5 років тому +7

      @@professorrosenstock5026 well, its a joke and a made up story.

    • @ILOVEMARILYNMANSON89
      @ILOVEMARILYNMANSON89 5 років тому +3

      @@professorrosenstock5026 I was too.

    • @scruf2002
      @scruf2002 5 років тому +6

      @Aaron Friedman they have and nobody cares except for liberals

    • @afisemenaborevlaka48
      @afisemenaborevlaka48 5 років тому +5

      @@jyde50 I agree it's a made up story, but it's not funny.

  • @sheriabdulkarim9080
    @sheriabdulkarim9080 5 років тому +47

    I love Ali
    She is one of my faves
    Her Netflix specials are so good
    Can’t wait for another

  • @Grace-qu8bw
    @Grace-qu8bw 5 років тому +87

    "I'm going to repeat that shit to my daughter over and over again"😂😂

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 3 роки тому +2

      I wonder how people would feel if men told their sons "If a woman doesn't sleep with you for a long time after you start dating, that means she has an over sized vagina."

    • @santinoalfredo390
      @santinoalfredo390 2 роки тому

      thats why your daughters going to be a cunt like her mother

    • @juanc5149
      @juanc5149 Рік тому

      So she’ll be an even bigger piece of shit than she is?

  • @justinhart2831
    @justinhart2831 5 років тому +680

    Several guys are now hoping women respect them less.

    • @Raphael4722
      @Raphael4722 5 років тому +59

      It's ridiculous how she thinks it's an insult that she doesn't see a guy as marriage material. Men don't want to be seen as marriage material most of the time.

    • @eazythedon54st
      @eazythedon54st 5 років тому

      Tiger Shark bro what yu said!

    • @jasminepina9058
      @jasminepina9058 4 роки тому

      🤣

    • @seanceknowles2911
      @seanceknowles2911 4 роки тому +13

      @@Raphael4722 I don't think it's an insult. We do know this. Guys getting his and girl getting hers, win win.

    • @FalconWindblader
      @FalconWindblader 4 роки тому +35

      @@Raphael4722 It's less an insult & more a call-out to hypocrites who think guys who sleep around are respectable studs, while girls who do so are whores with no self-respect.

  • @sexyladyakb
    @sexyladyakb 5 років тому +131

    “It’s bc we don’t respect YOU!” OKRRT

    • @daniel100592
      @daniel100592 5 років тому +1

      Don't respect me

    • @SEBBYHILLIAN999
      @SEBBYHILLIAN999 3 роки тому +2

      It’s why he doesn’t see you again as well! 🤡

  • @AlicitySherie
    @AlicitySherie 5 років тому +78

    No one deserves to be shamed for the way they were born! We need to have more compassion towards men with a condition (caused by medical complications including problems with the endocrine system),that effects every aspect of their lives and self worth. Look how upset women get when men judge them for breast size or cellulite. We can do better. To anyone affected by this issue, I recommend the documentary “Un Hung Hero”, and looking into medical treatment and support groups. If it’s of any solace, Love and healthy relationships, are so difficult for everyone to find and keep in this toxic culture.

    • @vmm5163
      @vmm5163 5 років тому +4

      My ex had a micro penis. It was a bit of a shock at first, but we had incredibly exciting sex. I really loved him so I was devastated to find him contacting numerous women every day trying to set up meetings and hotels, etc. I felt so betrayed. It took a while after I walked away to realise the women only lasted a couple of dates or so and that I had been the only one to stick around. He's the type to rush you into bed so I assume it was his size that turned them off. In the past 3 years he's turned bad tempered and cynical. It's like he has to prove to himself he could get women, regardless of size. I'd have him back but I can't deal with his cheating.
      This is a bit long, sorry

    • @kramer911
      @kramer911 5 років тому +15

      truly is disgusting huh?. I thought we were becoming more accepting as a society. With trans people running around ,gay rights etc,fat acceptance..yet we go backwards with this.
      What does she expect the guy to do? he was born that way..

    • @eezer2669
      @eezer2669 3 роки тому +5

      @@kramer911 you thought comedy was getting less offensive? have you heard male comedians Sir? Or just men in general?

    • @beingxrehan
      @beingxrehan 3 роки тому +5

      Finally some sense prevailed..

    • @lordbyron7918
      @lordbyron7918 Рік тому +2

      What a grace this comment

  • @Beeetlejjug
    @Beeetlejjug 5 років тому +128

    Shes funny! "Is this a princess and the frog type of deal?"

  • @redluna8865
    @redluna8865 5 років тому +446

    1:07 - Afro-American guy’s expression when she says:
    “When a woman sleeps with a man right away, it’s not because we don’t respect ourselves, it’s because we don’t respect you”
    Or maybe he’s the guy from next joke.. 😅

    • @gutterbois
      @gutterbois 5 років тому +25

      Afro American????

    • @SyxxPunk
      @SyxxPunk 5 років тому +8

      LOL He's like "Oh...that's what it means."

    • @kevinschulze5258
      @kevinschulze5258 5 років тому +28

      @Mull Man grow the fuck up bro. The comedy stage is literally the single last place someone should have to sacrifice their freedom of speech. Don't be a pussy bro

    • @ightholmes
      @ightholmes 5 років тому +3

      @@gutterbois dats what I'm sayin lol had to see if it was a old white lady

    • @alainchristian
      @alainchristian 4 роки тому +3

      Afro-American? What are you, 80-years-old? 😂

  • @sullivan2339
    @sullivan2339 5 років тому +269

    "He was Hiding something". omg HA

    • @marieabner
      @marieabner 5 років тому +4

      Her face when she said that was hilarious 😂😆🤣

    • @zdenek3010
      @zdenek3010 5 років тому +2

      he didn't have to hide anything, it hid itself quite easily :D

  • @assassintwinat8
    @assassintwinat8 5 років тому +62

    Ali as a mom reminds me of my sister as a mom. I think that's why I love her so much xD

  • @walkmetomytrugg3984
    @walkmetomytrugg3984 3 роки тому +10

    She said “bye Felicia!” That’s something I know! I clapped!

  • @kcfamilam5109
    @kcfamilam5109 5 років тому +16

    i can't imagine having to sit through an hour (or more) of this schlock.

  • @andyward8430
    @andyward8430 5 років тому +896

    Is she always pregnant?

    • @kimbradawn4975
      @kimbradawn4975 5 років тому +69

      @@BradPwnsU Not really but okay.

    • @the-unknown-1
      @the-unknown-1 5 років тому +146

      @@BradPwnsU she's married if she and her husband want to have a lot of kids that's them.

    • @mercuria2563
      @mercuria2563 5 років тому +29

      BradPwnsU yeah that’s just a stereotype

    • @BradPwnsU
      @BradPwnsU 5 років тому +6

      Mercuria 2 hoe means a promiscuous woman that has a lot of sex- sex creates children lmao

    • @coconutmix
      @coconutmix 5 років тому +87

      @@BradPwnsU , there are a lot of women who married and slept with just one guy yet have a bunch of kids. There are also hoes who are using good birth control. So stereotyping women with a lot of kids as hoes is not smart.

  • @ChristopherSalisburySalz
    @ChristopherSalisburySalz 2 роки тому +16

    I hope she receives all the kindness, compassion, and grace she has shown others.

    • @craz4jaymz
      @craz4jaymz Рік тому

      Oh please, men are the same with women and yet, we are expected to accept all your stupidity. Women are just as shallow and men arent that special.

  • @jt-hq5do
    @jt-hq5do 5 років тому +74

    wow this is 100% accurate I am shooketh

  • @bruceleeroy8302
    @bruceleeroy8302 5 років тому +87

    I must be the most respected man on planet earth.

  • @werewasyo
    @werewasyo 2 роки тому +12

    you shouldn't make fun of micropenises...it's a genuine medical condition of no fault to the patient

  • @Westindiangyal1111
    @Westindiangyal1111 5 років тому +9

    I just discovered her and I love her. She is funny.

  • @lucasbiswane2067
    @lucasbiswane2067 5 років тому +11

    She is só funny. Really i could not help but enjoy The video

  • @DzHarryNuttz
    @DzHarryNuttz 5 років тому +18

    "That wouldnt even reach your....Molars, it was a black dude😂😂😂

  • @jamalymanento
    @jamalymanento 5 років тому +401

    When she gasped I thought her water broke.

    • @tatertot2484
      @tatertot2484 5 років тому +18

      mike wazowski damn bro, chill.

    • @mercuria2563
      @mercuria2563 5 років тому +2

      mike wazowski that took a rapid turn Jesus wtf😂

    • @julieswei1241
      @julieswei1241 5 років тому +4

      mike wazowski ...? Wow dude ... not cool

    • @addieishere
      @addieishere 5 років тому +6

      mike wazowski micro penis

    • @holycow343
      @holycow343 5 років тому +1

      @mike wazowski don't worry no one will ever ask you for your stance on anything because no one cares about you.

  • @FahimusAlimus
    @FahimusAlimus 4 роки тому +42

    Why make fun of someone for something they can’t control?

    • @nicorico2531
      @nicorico2531 2 роки тому +29

      Exactly, but then if you make fun of a women’s weight, which most of the time can be controlled , then you are a horrible person according to society

    • @frenchtoast7742
      @frenchtoast7742 2 роки тому +1

      It’s not that serious.. 🙄

    • @FahimusAlimus
      @FahimusAlimus 2 роки тому +26

      @@frenchtoast7742 it really is. You’re probably the same girl who’d want to cancel any man who criticises women for being fat which is something they can control so I don’t wanna hear it.

    • @dusica1904
      @dusica1904 2 роки тому +1

      Cause it's funny...it's joke...joke...

    • @FahimusAlimus
      @FahimusAlimus 2 роки тому +11

      @@dusica1904 What if a man jokes about women who have small boobs?

  • @enx2083
    @enx2083 5 років тому +6

    Oh my good the guy blinking at 1:04 is going through his old relationships I KNOW IT lmao

  • @ChrissyChrisTV
    @ChrissyChrisTV 5 років тому +15

    Lmao OMG SHES REALLY FUNNY 😂😂

  • @blackhand8299
    @blackhand8299 4 роки тому +8

    The guys at 1:07 just look like they're being forced to clap😂

  • @philjackson1428
    @philjackson1428 5 років тому +187

    Omg I'm 34 and this is the first time I've ever seen a pregnant Asian

    • @ripsticklord
      @ripsticklord 5 років тому +3

      Phil Jackson that’s true. Very unusual sight. I think they must huber are while pregnant

    • @lking1540
      @lking1540 4 роки тому +6

      They are around, it's an odd sight to see but when you do it can a magical thing. Like watching a comet pass by.

    • @dvx5604
      @dvx5604 4 роки тому +1

      And only time you’ve probably seen em with curves haha Stereotypes

    • @eshim3961
      @eshim3961 4 роки тому +9

      Considering that over half of the world's population live on the continent of Asia, not to mention all of the people of Asian descent who live around the world, they definitely exist. A pretty large percentage of my friends are Asian, and it always seems that at least two of them are pregnant at the same time. I guess you just live somewhere that doesn't have a high Asian American population.

    • @timothyoh8857
      @timothyoh8857 4 роки тому +1

      well it's my first time seeing a pregnant comedian on stage

  • @nonaperry5403
    @nonaperry5403 5 років тому +14

    Her delivery is on 100

  • @buuor
    @buuor 5 років тому +17

    @1:07 This guy literally thinking about the woman who slept with him in her first day. 😂

  • @markbalki
    @markbalki 5 років тому +4

    I just adore this woman.

  • @stitch684
    @stitch684 5 років тому +359

    Awww great, if my g/f sees this shes gonna be suspicious now🙄🙄🙄

    • @thallium6754
      @thallium6754 5 років тому +4

      LMAO

    • @war_rogers
      @war_rogers 5 років тому +32

      Stop wasting time. Hit dat shit..

    • @garygranato9164
      @garygranato9164 5 років тому +11

      now i know what women are really thinking when they see my micro winkle

    • @claireang87
      @claireang87 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kyleheath6753
      @kyleheath6753 5 років тому +2

      Can't be savage if you aint fuckin yo girl m8

  • @anthia1156
    @anthia1156 2 роки тому +13

    I had a similar experience, dude was taking his sweet time to get busy. I thought he was hiding something, indeed he was, but quite the opposite, he was well endowed! I cried tears of relief when i finally saw it!

    • @ma_de_sa5848
      @ma_de_sa5848 2 роки тому

      Oh wow, so you care more about the size of a mans penis than his sexual pleasure?

    • @dionysosalters3624
      @dionysosalters3624 2 роки тому +6

      Keep it to yourself. Or find Allah

    • @anthia1156
      @anthia1156 2 роки тому +2

      @@dionysosalters3624 🤣👍

  • @domesticdiva1045
    @domesticdiva1045 3 роки тому +21

    “That wouldn’t even reach your molars”. that is freaking hilarious. “

  • @gojibroccoli6914
    @gojibroccoli6914 5 років тому +21

    Comedy has no limits, laugh out loud. I don't know if she's really telling the truth but it's making me laugh

  • @emilyk4649
    @emilyk4649 4 роки тому +23

    Every single part of this but was relatable, especially the reason why a guy doesn’t want to sleep with you on the first date 😂😂

    • @or4089
      @or4089 4 роки тому +2

      So you've encountered those?

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 3 роки тому +1

      If someone said that if a girl doesn't want to sleep with you on the first date, there must be something wrong with her body, I'm betting people would get offended. Why is it different when you switch the genders?

    • @eezer2669
      @eezer2669 3 роки тому

      @@greywolf7577 most comedy is offensive, especially male comedians talking about women. Why do you expect this to be different?

    • @ma_de_sa5848
      @ma_de_sa5848 2 роки тому +14

      @@eezer2669 It's bad both ways but shaming mens genitals and putting them on the same level as objects because you prioritize size over their sexual pleasure is incredibly degrading. I don't think I've heard a malw comedian say something quite as bad about women and not get called out.

    • @eezer2669
      @eezer2669 2 роки тому

      @@ma_de_sa5848 I’m quite sure you haven’t noticed how extreme misogyny is in comedy because you’re a dude

  • @lukenzur1667
    @lukenzur1667 5 років тому +1

    im in tears lollololol you are awesome!

  • @SeafairyBele
    @SeafairyBele 5 років тому +167

    OMG! Finally someone who could speak my mind🤣

    • @gregcarlson8438
      @gregcarlson8438 5 років тому +12

      Mavi Pruvo agreed. It is usually the low quality women that don’t have respect most people.

    • @polarbeargloves
      @polarbeargloves 5 років тому +1

      @@gregcarlson8438 ohhhh shit, burn. Nice

    • @SeafairyBele
      @SeafairyBele 4 роки тому +2

      @@gregcarlson8438 says micropenis holder

    • @SeafairyBele
      @SeafairyBele 4 роки тому +1

      @@polarbeargloves another micropenis holder lol

    • @maikejikuai
      @maikejikuai 3 роки тому +2

      I actually do have a micropenis. Why is it okay to body shame me for that? Would it be different if a man was body shaming a woman's tiny boobs?

  • @Guidus125
    @Guidus125 3 роки тому +25

    I love Ali Wong but.. imagine if a male comedian would be making the same joke, but about a woman who has a small cup size. I don´t think that would go over very well nowadays so... double standard

  • @rico-suave9078
    @rico-suave9078 5 років тому +3

    Lmaooo ali wong is crazy I love her

  • @mosesplaying5781
    @mosesplaying5781 4 роки тому +6

    Am I the only one who feels like her pregnancy adds onto her moods😁

  • @redblaze2613
    @redblaze2613 5 років тому +13

    'It wouldn't even reach your molars' 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Arthur-Morgan42069
    @Arthur-Morgan42069 4 роки тому +6

    I feel like the dislikes are from people who never watched Ali Wong before

    • @randomasiangamer4763
      @randomasiangamer4763 4 роки тому

      L M I'm new to her stand up comedy and I find her pretty good at her jokes but the small dick one it's true tho because in my high school one of the girls there offered me sex and I said "nah nah I'm good" but not for respect but my size 😓. But I still laughed at her jokes tho lol

  • @ubilicious1887
    @ubilicious1887 5 років тому +5

    3:09 This one almost destroyed me. My guts almost exploded!!! Looool...

  • @andreabryant2857
    @andreabryant2857 5 років тому +197

    I saw a homeless Asian once and those were my thoughts, almost verbatim.

  • @kleekboop
    @kleekboop 4 роки тому +20

    Unlike so many comedians of today, she makes me laugh.

  • @BlakeSandenMedia
    @BlakeSandenMedia 5 років тому +181

    Who's here after watching Always be my Maybe

    • @adamkeast4182
      @adamkeast4182 5 років тому +4

      Never heard of her but im from the Uk. Always Be My Maybe was sooo much better than Crazy Overhyped Rich Asians

    • @elenachiritescu2681
      @elenachiritescu2681 5 років тому +1

      Me!!@

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 5 років тому

      That was a surprisingly mediocre film, except for Keanu.

  • @OpCharlieBravo
    @OpCharlieBravo 5 років тому +368

    Women, please continue to not respect me 😂 teach me a lesson. 😂 Teach us all a lesson.

    • @jeffreyperez9456
      @jeffreyperez9456 5 років тому +6

      OpCharlieBravo teach everybody a lesson till they get knocked up.

    • @rosecrow1545
      @rosecrow1545 5 років тому

      Man ho damn......quiet(winkwink)

    • @TheOriginalPoopBalls
      @TheOriginalPoopBalls 5 років тому +1

      It's an episode of it's always Sunny in Philadelphia

    • @jeffsmith-hg8tr
      @jeffsmith-hg8tr 5 років тому +3

      OpCharlieBravo hell yea disrespect the fuck out of me we win either way it goes😂

    • @simpleton836
      @simpleton836 5 років тому +1

      jeff smith lmfaoo reverse psychology at work.

  • @cheesecakelasagna
    @cheesecakelasagna 5 років тому +3

    I love her faces LMAO

  • @spicaspicxjkjmyg4806
    @spicaspicxjkjmyg4806 5 років тому +77

    I was watching this with my mom. Oh God Im really embarassed I can't laugh that much 🤣🤣🤣

  • @margoelizabethmiller
    @margoelizabethmiller 2 роки тому +24

    I feel sorry for the guys in the audience with MPs. Especially the ones who are there with their GFs who know they have MPs.

    • @ma_de_sa5848
      @ma_de_sa5848 2 роки тому +14

      Yeah, i think that's what so disturbing about these jokes. A lot of these men feel they are unworthy of love because society tells them they aren't desirable due to their genitals. It feels like objectification because why else would the size matter unless you only cared about satisfying your own needs over how your partner feels.

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH Рік тому

      ​@@ma_de_sa5848 an important distinction between
      "They are undesirable because of their genitals"
      and
      "Their genitals are undesirable" is kind of important, because both are sad, but the latter allow the person to be desirable overall despite one concern.

    • @Nandor318
      @Nandor318 Рік тому +2

      I thought that bit was really out of order

    • @jimperry9678
      @jimperry9678 Рік тому

      There's not a man in this world who wishes he had micro penis. Yes you do feel unworthy and embarrassed.

    • @acemoney5691
      @acemoney5691 Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @azzy7787
    @azzy7787 3 роки тому +2

    the collective gasp at "it was a black dude" had me rolling

  • @MilkPudding
    @MilkPudding 5 років тому +10

    Omg this is so darn true.

  • @meditativedestinations3117
    @meditativedestinations3117 5 років тому +9

    OMG.. Why didn't I KNOW about her sooner.?! She's funny as hell🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @stephanieoni7804
    @stephanieoni7804 4 роки тому +2

    2:45 HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOODNESS I'M SCREEEEEEAMINGGGG 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

    • @markant9534
      @markant9534 4 роки тому +1

      I wonder that guy has seen this.

    • @stephanieoni7804
      @stephanieoni7804 4 роки тому +1

      @@markant9534 Righhtttttt 😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @TianaBarker
      @TianaBarker 11 місяців тому

      @@markant9534hopefully not😂

  • @Kamala-4-President
    @Kamala-4-President 5 років тому +295

    Yes Ali. It will expand. :D

    • @kontrop6339
      @kontrop6339 5 років тому +11

      no it won't

    • @dontplay6580
      @dontplay6580 5 років тому +3

      Sorry I'm a grower not a shower

    • @johnchase4408
      @johnchase4408 5 років тому

      @therealDale "prolly"? Are you 11 years old?

    • @lankymoose1831
      @lankymoose1831 5 років тому +15

      @@johnchase4408 abusing someone for using an abbreviation on the internet? Were you born in the early 1900's?

    • @Grazikon
      @Grazikon 5 років тому +2

      Oh yeah! Ekans is so happy to get eaten he'll evolve into Arbok!

  • @sonofsueraf
    @sonofsueraf 2 роки тому +32

    This honestly hits a nerve and I can't bring myself to laugh because I am actually small, and it's a legit problem because your positions are severely limited to the point it becomes a chore than something fun. Can't help but nod my head in shame and say 'facts' during this part.

    • @cynthiaholland13
      @cynthiaholland13 2 роки тому

      Be honest up front and what about strap on?

    • @sonofsueraf
      @sonofsueraf 2 роки тому +1

      @@cynthiaholland13 no strap on

    • @ma_de_sa5848
      @ma_de_sa5848 2 роки тому

      @@cynthiaholland13 Dude, a strap on? Sex isn't all about penetration, what you are suggesting is degrading. His sexual pleasure is equally important yet the whole idea that a small penis is bad is because it means he can't be used as a dildo.

    • @vhuLTuReZ
      @vhuLTuReZ 2 роки тому +18

      @@sonofsueraf but if the rolls were reversed you know the man would be cancelled

    • @MrSturdystratus
      @MrSturdystratus 2 роки тому +2

      Stay up my bro

  • @Huongshiho
    @Huongshiho 5 років тому +7

    How mean lolllllllllllllllll. I laughed but also felt so bad for that dude

  •  5 років тому +199

    Dayum girl was 💯 with this.

  • @christinamontoya5915
    @christinamontoya5915 5 років тому +52

    The faces of the men in the crowd 😂😂

  • @julianhermanubis6800
    @julianhermanubis6800 5 років тому +11

    Honestly, I just feel bad for the ex here. Biology dealt the poor bastard a bad hand, but, then, he has the bad luck on top of that of dating a woman who would become a famous comedian who turns him into a joke. He probably could have lived with his biological shortcomings, but maybe not this level of public humiliation. Some cop's probably trying to talk him down off of a building ledge right now...

    • @ScorpioSoul-pe2pm
      @ScorpioSoul-pe2pm 5 років тому

      Felix Blackwood
      Ok, first off this is comedy so calm don there buddy. This could have been a story her friend from three states away told her. And women have been body shamed and scrutinized on everything we do for quite some time now. Watch some press interviews with a male and female actor. The difference in the questions is hilarious. Men run the world so stop complaining.

    • @julianhermanubis6800
      @julianhermanubis6800 5 років тому +8

      ScorpioSoul 13 90: Honestly, I don't like comedy where the whole point's humiliating somebody else. Yeah, it could be a completely fictitious story or something that happened to a friend of a friend, but there's also no reason you shouldn't take the story at face value.
      Then, you want to turn the whole thing into a lecture on gender inequities, which is completely irrelevant, honestly. It really comes down to one person wanting to publicly embarrass another person, and that is the simple morality of the issue. Don't try to obscure that fact by trying to treat two human beings as sociological abstractions. As best I can tell, the only thing the ex did wrong was having bad genetics. This is about on the same level as insulting someone for having a birth defect.
      But, hey, you get virtue points for throwing in the phrase "body shaming." Go buy yourself an ice cream as a reward and pat yourself on the back.

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 3 роки тому +5

      @@ScorpioSoul-pe2pm Male comedians generally don't joke about women's bodies. They would be canceled if they did. Why is the standard different for female comedians?

  • @vel6110
    @vel6110 5 років тому +69

    Dam..this shit was genuinely funny asf!! Also true😂

  • @LoLo-cv8cp
    @LoLo-cv8cp 5 років тому +4

    I'm straight like ugly snort laughing to this it's so funny.

  • @pamrjohnson2493
    @pamrjohnson2493 2 роки тому +1

    Wouldn't even reach your molars lmfao, omg that's to funny. Love her

  • @CalexanderJ
    @CalexanderJ 5 років тому +11

    “It wouldn’t even reach your molars” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kikikryptonite869
    @kikikryptonite869 5 років тому +2

    Ali...you are funny as hell and beautiful inside and out!

  • @reginaldrichmond9485
    @reginaldrichmond9485 3 роки тому +12

    If a man bodyshame a woman the feminist movement will cancel him.

    • @cfdmedicmikerelfambo688
      @cfdmedicmikerelfambo688 2 роки тому +2

      Facts men have so much pressure and all a woman have to do is provide a pleasure hole 🕳️

  • @jackw264
    @jackw264 5 років тому +52

    I lost IT at "homeless asian"

  • @natalie651
    @natalie651 Рік тому +3

    She's savage.

    • @MarcoNegrisEye
      @MarcoNegrisEye Рік тому +1

      Women can be. An ex used to call me mushroom man because of my appearance down there 😂

  • @thejchristopher
    @thejchristopher 4 роки тому +27

    Her: "When a woman sleeps with a man right away, it's not because we don't respect ourselves, it's because we don't respect you." Men: works for us 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @lizkim1546
      @lizkim1546 Рік тому +2

      That brought me memories lol

  • @romanlegion5837
    @romanlegion5837 5 років тому +8

    Her delivery is dynamic and incredible I love it

  • @jago7651
    @jago7651 2 роки тому +3

    Seems like granny is going to deliver on stage