I am about to smash me a BBQ style rare Sirloin steak with onions and sauteed mushrooms, side of mash potatoes and asparagus w/a tiny dab of mayonnaise n pepper, along with a small scoop rice, topped with shoyu. Dont forget some toasted garlic bread with extra butter. Mmmmhmmm.... I'm about to cook that shit up rn.
I believe - In England I think you refer to people from South Asia (Pakistan) as “Asians”. In America when we use the term “Asian” we are referring to East Asians such as Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, etc. Due to cultural pressures you will rarely see a homeless Asian in California - a relative would take them in before that happens.
So body shaming a man for something he can’t control is cool. But when you fuck a lot of dudes and they leave you it’s because YOU don’t respect THEM? Lmao yeah keep telling yourself that
It's true, but she's in denial about not NOT respecting herself either lol. I guess it's natural for one to wanna make themselves feel better about that though.
pharaohosam She’s not in denial you silly goose, she knows the truth about her life. Comedy isn’t about being LITERAL all the time. She’s making a joke. It’s not a swimming pool buddy, it’s not that deep.
Omg. "if a girl sleeps with you right away, it's because she doesn't respect YOU". I feel like I waited all my life to hear that. Brb crying Edit: Holy shit, so many likes! As for all the hate in the thread: God forbid a comedian stands up against slutshaming with humour!
@@danr154 dude spot on, whoring around is a waste of pussy. Women need to value their vaginas the lower the milage the better, no one wants a bentli with 500k miles, looks ain't shit.
@@stevenkelby2169 She's a comedian. It's OK to laugh and not take her so seriously. Guys that sream "whore" every chance they get are just bitter af cuz they can't get laid. That kind of mentality/energy is so unattractive which explains why you guys are stuck being forever unfuckable.
@AirFire18 I love Ali and think she is funny but I bet she’s never been with a black man but bcuz of the myth it fits with the joke. Great comedic timing and writing!
Kevin Smith I’m from Toronto, Asian girls date black men. So,I’m not sure where you’re coming from 🤣. Either way, if this is true. I wouldn’t want to be the ex lol 🤭 I dated a guy who was afriad of me making fun of him. I never did and made sure he was happy. We called it off cause he wanted to do something with his life, and i hope he’s happy :D . I get the humor, I just can’t imagine if this was true and the ex just happens to see this online 🤭. But yeah, hopefully its fake lol
Dmnnnn she is stone cold. I can't imagine the nightmare, when a guy angers her and she start shredding him. I think his ego will hit rock bottom and go below negative
I wonder how people would feel if men told their sons "If a woman doesn't sleep with you for a long time after you start dating, that means she has an over sized vagina."
It's ridiculous how she thinks it's an insult that she doesn't see a guy as marriage material. Men don't want to be seen as marriage material most of the time.
@@Raphael4722 It's less an insult & more a call-out to hypocrites who think guys who sleep around are respectable studs, while girls who do so are whores with no self-respect.
No one deserves to be shamed for the way they were born! We need to have more compassion towards men with a condition (caused by medical complications including problems with the endocrine system),that effects every aspect of their lives and self worth. Look how upset women get when men judge them for breast size or cellulite. We can do better. To anyone affected by this issue, I recommend the documentary “Un Hung Hero”, and looking into medical treatment and support groups. If it’s of any solace, Love and healthy relationships, are so difficult for everyone to find and keep in this toxic culture.
My ex had a micro penis. It was a bit of a shock at first, but we had incredibly exciting sex. I really loved him so I was devastated to find him contacting numerous women every day trying to set up meetings and hotels, etc. I felt so betrayed. It took a while after I walked away to realise the women only lasted a couple of dates or so and that I had been the only one to stick around. He's the type to rush you into bed so I assume it was his size that turned them off. In the past 3 years he's turned bad tempered and cynical. It's like he has to prove to himself he could get women, regardless of size. I'd have him back but I can't deal with his cheating. This is a bit long, sorry
truly is disgusting huh?. I thought we were becoming more accepting as a society. With trans people running around ,gay rights etc,fat acceptance..yet we go backwards with this. What does she expect the guy to do? he was born that way..
1:07 - Afro-American guy’s expression when she says: “When a woman sleeps with a man right away, it’s not because we don’t respect ourselves, it’s because we don’t respect you” Or maybe he’s the guy from next joke.. 😅
@Mull Man grow the fuck up bro. The comedy stage is literally the single last place someone should have to sacrifice their freedom of speech. Don't be a pussy bro
@@BradPwnsU , there are a lot of women who married and slept with just one guy yet have a bunch of kids. There are also hoes who are using good birth control. So stereotyping women with a lot of kids as hoes is not smart.
@@frenchtoast7742 it really is. You’re probably the same girl who’d want to cancel any man who criticises women for being fat which is something they can control so I don’t wanna hear it.
Considering that over half of the world's population live on the continent of Asia, not to mention all of the people of Asian descent who live around the world, they definitely exist. A pretty large percentage of my friends are Asian, and it always seems that at least two of them are pregnant at the same time. I guess you just live somewhere that doesn't have a high Asian American population.
I had a similar experience, dude was taking his sweet time to get busy. I thought he was hiding something, indeed he was, but quite the opposite, he was well endowed! I cried tears of relief when i finally saw it!
If someone said that if a girl doesn't want to sleep with you on the first date, there must be something wrong with her body, I'm betting people would get offended. Why is it different when you switch the genders?
@@eezer2669 It's bad both ways but shaming mens genitals and putting them on the same level as objects because you prioritize size over their sexual pleasure is incredibly degrading. I don't think I've heard a malw comedian say something quite as bad about women and not get called out.
I love Ali Wong but.. imagine if a male comedian would be making the same joke, but about a woman who has a small cup size. I don´t think that would go over very well nowadays so... double standard
L M I'm new to her stand up comedy and I find her pretty good at her jokes but the small dick one it's true tho because in my high school one of the girls there offered me sex and I said "nah nah I'm good" but not for respect but my size 😓. But I still laughed at her jokes tho lol
Yeah, i think that's what so disturbing about these jokes. A lot of these men feel they are unworthy of love because society tells them they aren't desirable due to their genitals. It feels like objectification because why else would the size matter unless you only cared about satisfying your own needs over how your partner feels.
@@ma_de_sa5848 an important distinction between "They are undesirable because of their genitals" and "Their genitals are undesirable" is kind of important, because both are sad, but the latter allow the person to be desirable overall despite one concern.
This honestly hits a nerve and I can't bring myself to laugh because I am actually small, and it's a legit problem because your positions are severely limited to the point it becomes a chore than something fun. Can't help but nod my head in shame and say 'facts' during this part.
@@cynthiaholland13 Dude, a strap on? Sex isn't all about penetration, what you are suggesting is degrading. His sexual pleasure is equally important yet the whole idea that a small penis is bad is because it means he can't be used as a dildo.
Honestly, I just feel bad for the ex here. Biology dealt the poor bastard a bad hand, but, then, he has the bad luck on top of that of dating a woman who would become a famous comedian who turns him into a joke. He probably could have lived with his biological shortcomings, but maybe not this level of public humiliation. Some cop's probably trying to talk him down off of a building ledge right now...
Felix Blackwood Ok, first off this is comedy so calm don there buddy. This could have been a story her friend from three states away told her. And women have been body shamed and scrutinized on everything we do for quite some time now. Watch some press interviews with a male and female actor. The difference in the questions is hilarious. Men run the world so stop complaining.
ScorpioSoul 13 90: Honestly, I don't like comedy where the whole point's humiliating somebody else. Yeah, it could be a completely fictitious story or something that happened to a friend of a friend, but there's also no reason you shouldn't take the story at face value. Then, you want to turn the whole thing into a lecture on gender inequities, which is completely irrelevant, honestly. It really comes down to one person wanting to publicly embarrass another person, and that is the simple morality of the issue. Don't try to obscure that fact by trying to treat two human beings as sociological abstractions. As best I can tell, the only thing the ex did wrong was having bad genetics. This is about on the same level as insulting someone for having a birth defect. But, hey, you get virtue points for throwing in the phrase "body shaming." Go buy yourself an ice cream as a reward and pat yourself on the back.
@@ScorpioSoul-pe2pm Male comedians generally don't joke about women's bodies. They would be canceled if they did. Why is the standard different for female comedians?
Her: "When a woman sleeps with a man right away, it's not because we don't respect ourselves, it's because we don't respect you." Men: works for us 🤷🏽♂️
Her delivery is so unusual but it really works. It's like angry-grandma-poetry-slam.
Lex Jones omg ya nailed it lmfaoooo
Truth! I loved the delivery.
Grandma physique also helps
No.. I don't think we've seen the delivery yet but if she films it I'll watch.
Honestly it's about half Jim Gaffigan and half Margaret Cho
She's going to be the type of mom that you'll hate as a kid, but, will love and adore as an adult.
Or, you will go out and find a motherly substitute.
Why would her kids hate her? She let them f’ck whomever they want.
@@lewstone5273 hate as a kid
You don't fuck as a kid
I am about to smash me a BBQ style rare Sirloin steak with onions and sauteed mushrooms, side of mash potatoes and asparagus w/a tiny dab of mayonnaise n pepper, along with a small scoop rice, topped with shoyu. Dont forget some toasted garlic bread with extra butter. Mmmmhmmm.... I'm about to cook that shit up rn.
The exact opposite if you’re not an idiot
She's wearing a cheetah pattern dress with zebra underwear why do i find this funny
TIGER MOM
The leopard ate the zebra 😂
@@OldLadyRocker OMG LMAO
Jesus Saves Love God
Because it's funny. Lol!
"Bye Felicia, be on your merry little way"
Can you explain this joke? I'm French I don't get it
@@hdisvzuqlnfp2721 bye Felicia is a term used about a female who is not needed. Basically they will have others for there needs not Felicia
She's right I've never seen a homeless Asian dude and I've been to San Francisco several times
In London there are alot
You have more of a chance seeing a Asian with a big penis lol
I believe - In England I think you refer to people from South Asia (Pakistan) as “Asians”. In America when we use the term “Asian” we are referring to East Asians such as Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, etc. Due to cultural pressures you will rarely see a homeless Asian in California - a relative would take them in before that happens.
I live in Seattle and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a homeless Asian either
Uh. There are lots of homeless Asians in sf. I live here and see it daily.
"It's because we don't respect YOU"
Lol. I felt that XD
Cold hearted huh, lol. Just like some men, crazy people
Hmm. There’s a name for people that sleep with people they don’t respect...
@@angelgjr1999 yeah, people. It happens all the time.
@Brian Jones Truth!
So body shaming a man for something he can’t control is cool. But when you fuck a lot of dudes and they leave you it’s because YOU don’t respect THEM? Lmao yeah keep telling yourself that
She sounds like an Asian impersonating an Asian 😂
i was getting more of an asian impersonating a black person vibe from her?
Because that what she is
She probably from Chicago not like an Asian asian from California or something
adoboFosho she’s from san francisco lmao
@@punkturtles-x ok that's hella asian 😂 not only asian but Chinese 😝
"And I assumed it was because I was so *special* and *amazing*-HE WAS HIDING SOMETHING"
So what else is new?
"Just because you became a parent doesn't mean you grew up"
Hands up LOL
I wasn't ready for the kick and bye felicia line...🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nina Star it was weird hearing her say my name
Who is Felicia
@@lilop5283
I'll make you a better one. Why is Felicia?
@@lilop5283 reference to the movie Friday with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.
mike wazowski kinda like you did for your people??
After working in an office full of immature women, I came to realize that having children and a job doesn't make you mature. She's so spot on.
were all the immature men with a wife and kids not enough of a hint prior?
Omfg I am crying about the whole “it’s because we don’t respect YOU” BECAUSE ITS SO TRUE
It's true, but she's in denial about not NOT respecting herself either lol. I guess it's natural for one to wanna make themselves feel better about that though.
_ thanks for your input bro I’ll file it away
pharaohosam She’s not in denial you silly goose, she knows the truth about her life. Comedy isn’t about being LITERAL all the time. She’s making a joke. It’s not a swimming pool buddy, it’s not that deep.
@@SR-mz8nn exactly
It's not always entirely true but it's funny as fuck.
I laughed way more at the homeless Asian bit than the molar one. 😂😂😂😂
Same!
Because u gt offended by micropenis ? 🙄
It's true though. Never seen a single homeless Asian in my city since I grew up.
It's like seeing a unicorn here.
@@dgstudio5819 it was more creative
Well, I really LIKE the molar reference. 2922
She reminds me of a live action rated R Disney princess
Hahaha. Really need that movie in my life, please!
YES
Lol
There has never been one of those, so I kind of doubt she reminds you of that.
@שָׁחוֹר יֵשׁוּעַ lol u serious or kidding yea she pregnant
I love that she flashes the entire audience lmaoo
I wish more women would have less respect for me
Lmfao🤣
Spot the incel is getting really easy.
@@perfectchemistry8291 lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Leopard print dress and zebra strip panties lmao my type of woman lol
F*ck... I was 11 hours to late to write this :-p
But would have added "sexy" also.
So those WERE her panties! I though I was seeing things.
I was like "No way, those have to be shorts."
Those are shorts dude.
Jerome b williams i...???
all i saw was blue. how cld i be so off
"Homeless Asian".😂😂😂 doesn't happen! Amazing.
Incredibly funny.
So true though, I've never seen a homeless Asian. Her delivery is good!
I've seen some. Just come to southern california.
tenchichrono Yeah
Come to asia....you'll see a lot.
@@deliii395 And you thought I didn't know that...
I've lived in NYC for over 40 years and never saw a homeless Asian person. Other races but NEVER Asian.
Omg. "if a girl sleeps with you right away, it's because she doesn't respect YOU". I feel like I waited all my life to hear that. Brb crying
Edit: Holy shit, so many likes! As for all the hate in the thread: God forbid a comedian stands up against slutshaming with humour!
@@danr154 dude spot on, whoring around is a waste of pussy. Women need to value their vaginas the lower the milage the better, no one wants a bentli with 500k miles, looks ain't shit.
@@stevenkelby2169 She's a comedian. It's OK to laugh and not take her so seriously. Guys that sream "whore" every chance they get are just bitter af cuz they can't get laid. That kind of mentality/energy is so unattractive which explains why you guys are stuck being forever unfuckable.
All of these butthurt comments from men 😂
Emmy Sun such an honest true that...ehem, you don’t really tell men that. Lolz. So they think they win. Yeah right
@@dronetrucker lmao honey no ones ever driven you off the lot 😂 the only guys who talk like this are douche bags. Grow up dude 🙄
“Our sacred reputation”
They don't want people to know the amount of them who aren't hung like porn stars. Most are around 5 inches. Very few are hung.
Diana Gunn yeah. Learn from porn gives fake expectation.
@@or4089 yep. Smh. 🤦🏾♀️
Diana Gunn now everybody knows we 4 inchers lure women with romantic dinners and flowers before trying something 😂
@@or4089 Oh really 🤔 I always thought it was with their cunnilingus skills 😜
.... imagine being the ex and watching this......
You forgot it's a joke?
@AirFire18 I love Ali and think she is funny but I bet she’s never been with a black man but bcuz of the myth it fits with the joke. Great comedic timing and writing!
U think he cares he better off without her she's annoying as fuck
Kevin Smith I’m from Toronto, Asian girls date black men. So,I’m not sure where you’re coming from 🤣. Either way, if this is true. I wouldn’t want to be the ex lol 🤭 I dated a guy who was afriad of me making fun of him. I never did and made sure he was happy. We called it off cause he wanted to do something with his life, and i hope he’s happy :D . I get the humor, I just can’t imagine if this was true and the ex just happens to see this online 🤭. But yeah, hopefully its fake lol
Alot of those folks commit suicide
her delivery is legendary
Her pregnancy mood swings given the right stage
She is a master at presentation and creating the visual for the audience.
it's Body Shaming.
2:42 Well, technically, he wasn't hiding much...
I have died from that joke, I choked on my dinner
Foid humour.
Congratulations. I just made you the devil. :)
Lollllolollllllll😂😂😂
LMFAO
Dmnnnn she is stone cold. I can't imagine the nightmare, when a guy angers her and she start shredding him.
I think his ego will hit rock bottom and go below negative
I died at “wouldn’t even reach your molars”
Didn't even reach the molars...Damn. She's funny!
i have a few micropenis
Robert Bustamante what are molars
Shakalaka Bombastic how tf don’t you know what a molar is???
@shakakaboomboom molars are the back of your teeth, the fat crushers basically
@@askme4450 Why be a dick about people whose first language isn't English though?
We all want an Ali Wong in our lives. 😂👍🏽
Not really
No
I bet every non-Asian was thinking she was talking about an Asian lmao. Those reactions from the crowd is hilarious. 😂😂
I thought of a white guy
@@professorrosenstock5026 well, its a joke and a made up story.
@@professorrosenstock5026 I was too.
@Aaron Friedman they have and nobody cares except for liberals
@@jyde50 I agree it's a made up story, but it's not funny.
I love Ali
She is one of my faves
Her Netflix specials are so good
Can’t wait for another
"I'm going to repeat that shit to my daughter over and over again"😂😂
I wonder how people would feel if men told their sons "If a woman doesn't sleep with you for a long time after you start dating, that means she has an over sized vagina."
thats why your daughters going to be a cunt like her mother
So she’ll be an even bigger piece of shit than she is?
Several guys are now hoping women respect them less.
It's ridiculous how she thinks it's an insult that she doesn't see a guy as marriage material. Men don't want to be seen as marriage material most of the time.
Tiger Shark bro what yu said!
🤣
@@Raphael4722 I don't think it's an insult. We do know this. Guys getting his and girl getting hers, win win.
@@Raphael4722 It's less an insult & more a call-out to hypocrites who think guys who sleep around are respectable studs, while girls who do so are whores with no self-respect.
“It’s bc we don’t respect YOU!” OKRRT
Don't respect me
It’s why he doesn’t see you again as well! 🤡
No one deserves to be shamed for the way they were born! We need to have more compassion towards men with a condition (caused by medical complications including problems with the endocrine system),that effects every aspect of their lives and self worth. Look how upset women get when men judge them for breast size or cellulite. We can do better. To anyone affected by this issue, I recommend the documentary “Un Hung Hero”, and looking into medical treatment and support groups. If it’s of any solace, Love and healthy relationships, are so difficult for everyone to find and keep in this toxic culture.
My ex had a micro penis. It was a bit of a shock at first, but we had incredibly exciting sex. I really loved him so I was devastated to find him contacting numerous women every day trying to set up meetings and hotels, etc. I felt so betrayed. It took a while after I walked away to realise the women only lasted a couple of dates or so and that I had been the only one to stick around. He's the type to rush you into bed so I assume it was his size that turned them off. In the past 3 years he's turned bad tempered and cynical. It's like he has to prove to himself he could get women, regardless of size. I'd have him back but I can't deal with his cheating.
This is a bit long, sorry
truly is disgusting huh?. I thought we were becoming more accepting as a society. With trans people running around ,gay rights etc,fat acceptance..yet we go backwards with this.
What does she expect the guy to do? he was born that way..
@@kramer911 you thought comedy was getting less offensive? have you heard male comedians Sir? Or just men in general?
Finally some sense prevailed..
What a grace this comment
Shes funny! "Is this a princess and the frog type of deal?"
1:07 - Afro-American guy’s expression when she says:
“When a woman sleeps with a man right away, it’s not because we don’t respect ourselves, it’s because we don’t respect you”
Or maybe he’s the guy from next joke.. 😅
Afro American????
LOL He's like "Oh...that's what it means."
@Mull Man grow the fuck up bro. The comedy stage is literally the single last place someone should have to sacrifice their freedom of speech. Don't be a pussy bro
@@gutterbois dats what I'm sayin lol had to see if it was a old white lady
Afro-American? What are you, 80-years-old? 😂
"He was Hiding something". omg HA
Her face when she said that was hilarious 😂😆🤣
he didn't have to hide anything, it hid itself quite easily :D
Ali as a mom reminds me of my sister as a mom. I think that's why I love her so much xD
She said “bye Felicia!” That’s something I know! I clapped!
i can't imagine having to sit through an hour (or more) of this schlock.
Is she always pregnant?
@@BradPwnsU Not really but okay.
@@BradPwnsU she's married if she and her husband want to have a lot of kids that's them.
BradPwnsU yeah that’s just a stereotype
Mercuria 2 hoe means a promiscuous woman that has a lot of sex- sex creates children lmao
@@BradPwnsU , there are a lot of women who married and slept with just one guy yet have a bunch of kids. There are also hoes who are using good birth control. So stereotyping women with a lot of kids as hoes is not smart.
I hope she receives all the kindness, compassion, and grace she has shown others.
Oh please, men are the same with women and yet, we are expected to accept all your stupidity. Women are just as shallow and men arent that special.
wow this is 100% accurate I am shooketh
I must be the most respected man on planet earth.
I'm there with ya brother.
...
you shouldn't make fun of micropenises...it's a genuine medical condition of no fault to the patient
I just discovered her and I love her. She is funny.
She is só funny. Really i could not help but enjoy The video
"That wouldnt even reach your....Molars, it was a black dude😂😂😂
When she gasped I thought her water broke.
mike wazowski damn bro, chill.
mike wazowski that took a rapid turn Jesus wtf😂
mike wazowski ...? Wow dude ... not cool
mike wazowski micro penis
@mike wazowski don't worry no one will ever ask you for your stance on anything because no one cares about you.
Why make fun of someone for something they can’t control?
Exactly, but then if you make fun of a women’s weight, which most of the time can be controlled , then you are a horrible person according to society
It’s not that serious.. 🙄
@@frenchtoast7742 it really is. You’re probably the same girl who’d want to cancel any man who criticises women for being fat which is something they can control so I don’t wanna hear it.
Cause it's funny...it's joke...joke...
@@dusica1904 What if a man jokes about women who have small boobs?
Oh my good the guy blinking at 1:04 is going through his old relationships I KNOW IT lmao
Lmao OMG SHES REALLY FUNNY 😂😂
The guys at 1:07 just look like they're being forced to clap😂
Omg I'm 34 and this is the first time I've ever seen a pregnant Asian
Phil Jackson that’s true. Very unusual sight. I think they must huber are while pregnant
They are around, it's an odd sight to see but when you do it can a magical thing. Like watching a comet pass by.
And only time you’ve probably seen em with curves haha Stereotypes
Considering that over half of the world's population live on the continent of Asia, not to mention all of the people of Asian descent who live around the world, they definitely exist. A pretty large percentage of my friends are Asian, and it always seems that at least two of them are pregnant at the same time. I guess you just live somewhere that doesn't have a high Asian American population.
well it's my first time seeing a pregnant comedian on stage
Her delivery is on 100
@1:07 This guy literally thinking about the woman who slept with him in her first day. 😂
I just adore this woman.
Awww great, if my g/f sees this shes gonna be suspicious now🙄🙄🙄
LMAO
Stop wasting time. Hit dat shit..
now i know what women are really thinking when they see my micro winkle
😂😂😂😂😂
Can't be savage if you aint fuckin yo girl m8
I had a similar experience, dude was taking his sweet time to get busy. I thought he was hiding something, indeed he was, but quite the opposite, he was well endowed! I cried tears of relief when i finally saw it!
Oh wow, so you care more about the size of a mans penis than his sexual pleasure?
Keep it to yourself. Or find Allah
@@dionysosalters3624 🤣👍
“That wouldn’t even reach your molars”. that is freaking hilarious. “
Comedy has no limits, laugh out loud. I don't know if she's really telling the truth but it's making me laugh
Every single part of this but was relatable, especially the reason why a guy doesn’t want to sleep with you on the first date 😂😂
So you've encountered those?
If someone said that if a girl doesn't want to sleep with you on the first date, there must be something wrong with her body, I'm betting people would get offended. Why is it different when you switch the genders?
@@greywolf7577 most comedy is offensive, especially male comedians talking about women. Why do you expect this to be different?
@@eezer2669 It's bad both ways but shaming mens genitals and putting them on the same level as objects because you prioritize size over their sexual pleasure is incredibly degrading. I don't think I've heard a malw comedian say something quite as bad about women and not get called out.
@@ma_de_sa5848 I’m quite sure you haven’t noticed how extreme misogyny is in comedy because you’re a dude
im in tears lollololol you are awesome!
OMG! Finally someone who could speak my mind🤣
Mavi Pruvo agreed. It is usually the low quality women that don’t have respect most people.
@@gregcarlson8438 ohhhh shit, burn. Nice
@@gregcarlson8438 says micropenis holder
@@polarbeargloves another micropenis holder lol
I actually do have a micropenis. Why is it okay to body shame me for that? Would it be different if a man was body shaming a woman's tiny boobs?
I love Ali Wong but.. imagine if a male comedian would be making the same joke, but about a woman who has a small cup size. I don´t think that would go over very well nowadays so... double standard
Lmaooo ali wong is crazy I love her
Am I the only one who feels like her pregnancy adds onto her moods😁
'It wouldn't even reach your molars' 🤣🤣🤣
I feel like the dislikes are from people who never watched Ali Wong before
L M I'm new to her stand up comedy and I find her pretty good at her jokes but the small dick one it's true tho because in my high school one of the girls there offered me sex and I said "nah nah I'm good" but not for respect but my size 😓. But I still laughed at her jokes tho lol
3:09 This one almost destroyed me. My guts almost exploded!!! Looool...
I saw a homeless Asian once and those were my thoughts, almost verbatim.
North koreans
I saw lots of homeless Asians.. in China
Female homeless are rarer
In USA thats like a fucking unicorn or seeing bigfoot
Unlike so many comedians of today, she makes me laugh.
😅😅😅 I know me too
Who's here after watching Always be my Maybe
Never heard of her but im from the Uk. Always Be My Maybe was sooo much better than Crazy Overhyped Rich Asians
Me!!@
That was a surprisingly mediocre film, except for Keanu.
Women, please continue to not respect me 😂 teach me a lesson. 😂 Teach us all a lesson.
OpCharlieBravo teach everybody a lesson till they get knocked up.
Man ho damn......quiet(winkwink)
It's an episode of it's always Sunny in Philadelphia
OpCharlieBravo hell yea disrespect the fuck out of me we win either way it goes😂
jeff smith lmfaoo reverse psychology at work.
I love her faces LMAO
I was watching this with my mom. Oh God Im really embarassed I can't laugh that much 🤣🤣🤣
I feel sorry for the guys in the audience with MPs. Especially the ones who are there with their GFs who know they have MPs.
Yeah, i think that's what so disturbing about these jokes. A lot of these men feel they are unworthy of love because society tells them they aren't desirable due to their genitals. It feels like objectification because why else would the size matter unless you only cared about satisfying your own needs over how your partner feels.
@@ma_de_sa5848 an important distinction between
"They are undesirable because of their genitals"
and
"Their genitals are undesirable" is kind of important, because both are sad, but the latter allow the person to be desirable overall despite one concern.
I thought that bit was really out of order
There's not a man in this world who wishes he had micro penis. Yes you do feel unworthy and embarrassed.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the collective gasp at "it was a black dude" had me rolling
Omg this is so darn true.
OMG.. Why didn't I KNOW about her sooner.?! She's funny as hell🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
2:45 HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOODNESS I'M SCREEEEEEAMINGGGG 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
I wonder that guy has seen this.
@@markant9534 Righhtttttt 😂😂😂🤣🤣
@@markant9534hopefully not😂
Yes Ali. It will expand. :D
no it won't
Sorry I'm a grower not a shower
@therealDale "prolly"? Are you 11 years old?
@@johnchase4408 abusing someone for using an abbreviation on the internet? Were you born in the early 1900's?
Oh yeah! Ekans is so happy to get eaten he'll evolve into Arbok!
This honestly hits a nerve and I can't bring myself to laugh because I am actually small, and it's a legit problem because your positions are severely limited to the point it becomes a chore than something fun. Can't help but nod my head in shame and say 'facts' during this part.
Be honest up front and what about strap on?
@@cynthiaholland13 no strap on
@@cynthiaholland13 Dude, a strap on? Sex isn't all about penetration, what you are suggesting is degrading. His sexual pleasure is equally important yet the whole idea that a small penis is bad is because it means he can't be used as a dildo.
@@sonofsueraf but if the rolls were reversed you know the man would be cancelled
Stay up my bro
How mean lolllllllllllllllll. I laughed but also felt so bad for that dude
Dayum girl was 💯 with this.
The faces of the men in the crowd 😂😂
it's Body Shaming.
Honestly, I just feel bad for the ex here. Biology dealt the poor bastard a bad hand, but, then, he has the bad luck on top of that of dating a woman who would become a famous comedian who turns him into a joke. He probably could have lived with his biological shortcomings, but maybe not this level of public humiliation. Some cop's probably trying to talk him down off of a building ledge right now...
Felix Blackwood
Ok, first off this is comedy so calm don there buddy. This could have been a story her friend from three states away told her. And women have been body shamed and scrutinized on everything we do for quite some time now. Watch some press interviews with a male and female actor. The difference in the questions is hilarious. Men run the world so stop complaining.
ScorpioSoul 13 90: Honestly, I don't like comedy where the whole point's humiliating somebody else. Yeah, it could be a completely fictitious story or something that happened to a friend of a friend, but there's also no reason you shouldn't take the story at face value.
Then, you want to turn the whole thing into a lecture on gender inequities, which is completely irrelevant, honestly. It really comes down to one person wanting to publicly embarrass another person, and that is the simple morality of the issue. Don't try to obscure that fact by trying to treat two human beings as sociological abstractions. As best I can tell, the only thing the ex did wrong was having bad genetics. This is about on the same level as insulting someone for having a birth defect.
But, hey, you get virtue points for throwing in the phrase "body shaming." Go buy yourself an ice cream as a reward and pat yourself on the back.
@@ScorpioSoul-pe2pm Male comedians generally don't joke about women's bodies. They would be canceled if they did. Why is the standard different for female comedians?
Dam..this shit was genuinely funny asf!! Also true😂
Not at all
I'm straight like ugly snort laughing to this it's so funny.
Wouldn't even reach your molars lmfao, omg that's to funny. Love her
it's Body Shaming.
“It wouldn’t even reach your molars” 🤣🤣🤣
Ali...you are funny as hell and beautiful inside and out!
If a man bodyshame a woman the feminist movement will cancel him.
Facts men have so much pressure and all a woman have to do is provide a pleasure hole 🕳️
I lost IT at "homeless asian"
Theres plenty out there
@@mical7430 just not as common in the US
She's savage.
Women can be. An ex used to call me mushroom man because of my appearance down there 😂
Her: "When a woman sleeps with a man right away, it's not because we don't respect ourselves, it's because we don't respect you." Men: works for us 🤷🏽♂️
That brought me memories lol
Her delivery is dynamic and incredible I love it
Seems like granny is going to deliver on stage