As a Hispanic, I related too much to the second guy having that one family member that always has a backhanded way of saying everything so that part had me in tears lmao
My aunty, met her after like five years, she goes ‘oh your husband must be a good cook. You look like you eat well’. For a woman of Asian origin, that’s a double whammy. 1. You obviously don’t cook well. 2. You fat now.
@@mewrrorball i think part of the southeast asian culture for males is to supress their feelings, because thats considered the 'noble' thing to do, and that feelings are for women and kids. So now we got a certain bunch of older generation folks who didnt think for themselves and didnt question anything, who continue the cycle of being emotionally disengaged because thats how theyre comfortable dealing with things.
They just didnt want you to go through the problems and hardship like they did. They always want you to have a better life than they did. Appreciate them. Dont be ungrateful.
@@TheHouseofChameleons i completely agree. Being appreciative and grateful is not mutually exclusive to identifying and learning mistakes, especially behavioural issues that are going to be passed on to children, as they grow into adults. And besides, its not only a generational, or only a cultural thing. There are individuals who come from these cultures and/or generations, who think for themselves, and choose to be better.
I’m Mexican yet I relate to so many Asian things. A thing we Mexicans/natives say when talking about how much we love Asian food is how our ancestors were Asian before crossing the land bridge. “We used to be Asian”. We get confused for Asian a lot too. Much love.
Not gonna lie, as a white guy, Filipinos have always been a trip for me. I can see both the Hispanic and Asian aspects and it just trips me out 😆 Edit: I also see a lot of similarities between certain Native American tribes and Mexicans. Human migratory history and land mass inhabitants have always been intriguing to me.
@@D-Rock420 Hispanics makes reference to the language Spanish language, which Filipinos don’t have, even if they have an influence, Portuguese, Italian and French are closer to Spanish than Tagalo or chabacano (Philippine’s languages) When you compare cultures side to side you can find similarities in many of them, after all were humans, we have certain traits that haven’t changed by cultural differences much.
@@canaisyoung3601 so which ones do have an old asian grandma in it? I dont know even one. And i mean real hollywood movies and not a straight to dvd movie. Deadpool has an old asian blind woman in it tho, but she did not seem stereotypical at all. And its not a store.
I played paintball if with a group of friend and we’re asked to play another group not realizing they were all military or military retired…the had hand signals and hid in areas we didn’t ever considered. We got slaughtered.
Eh. I did competition paintball for a couple years and worked at a place as a ref occasionally. Had a group of army guys turn up one day. Smashed them. They were easy to hit. Their main advantages were they instinctively used teamwork, but apart from that its a completely different game. When they set up to shoot at you, they presented a big target relatively. I could see their whole gun, most of their head and half an arm. Thats a LOT when im going to shoot your toe if you let it stick out. Paintballers scrunch themselves up and lean around something as to present a tiny target, and move to gain an angle on the other guy instead of shooting forward. Was good fun.
@@slickstrings yea I play paintball regularly as well. We always get military guys out there navy and army mostly groups of 20 to 30, the regulars always run through them instantly but compared to the run of the mill rentals they are pretty good. They have a good understanding of cover fire and communication but the way we contort around the bunkers and crouch tiny to barely peak and snap shoot is too much for them. It's they are not trained to do that or fight against it because it's basically asking to get hit and when your training for a real combat operation it's probably not great to lose half the team every time they go out lol
@@shawntame45 my guess onto why and I don't do either is knockback and not alot of expirence, plus with the expirence it's less then people who do paintball on the regular
As a retired Army Combat Vet, I'd LOVE to play against these "wanna Bellingham badass" airsoft people and just destroy them. I'd Bellingham armed with assault rifle and pistol. Smoke grenades attached to my Molle vest and in my grenade pouches. BRING THAT SHIT
That's so true about Indian parents keeping secrets, I didn't know my mother's real name until now, everyone called her by her nickname and one day she tells me that her actual name is Malti I mean whyyyyyyy????
I think her stand-up is how she's able to work while heavily pregnant. She's normally writing for shows and such, last I heard. Not sure if it changed during 2020.
It just goes to show that there are more similarities than differences in cultures. My mom was Queen of the double edge complisult: "That's a nice blouse you're wearing, but what did you do to your hair?"
My great aunt is filipino, I went to visit her for the first time since last christmas... first thing she did was comment on how Ive lost weight. Love her to bits but its quite funny how its the first thing she brought up haha
In the Philippines we call it SINTURON NI HUDAS or in English JUDAS' BELT. Mostly used in Chinese New Year while they do Dragon and Lion dance to shoo the evil spirits haha
China is called Zhongguo because the Chinese used to consider it the center of the world, basically. Not literally, but it was a very closed off and self sufficient country (like Japan, the USSR and many others), so they were basically their own world. So it does have a meaning.
Love that!! My roommate and I tried this Thai place down the street from our house in NW Ohio. The hostess was also the waitress. Next to the cash register was a narrow hallway lined with industrial shelving. One side was groceries; the other side was bulk storage. I just got off work, so I needed to wash my hands before eating so I asked where the bathroom was. The hallway leading to the bathroom had storage boxes, a baby walker toy, a box of dolls and a princess house. I came back laughing my ass off at the thought of how disgusted most Ohioans would act at seeing all that, but me. I sat down announcing to my roommate that this is going to be the most awesome Thai food we will find in our area! “Dude! We’re in grandma’s house!! This is going to be awesome!!” And I was right!!
Oh, disagree here! Fellow Ohioan, and if I saw that hallway, I'd be thrilled. I'd come back to the table excitedly rubbing my hands and saying "This is gonna be good!"
YES. Lebanese here, goes the same. If I see shelves full of stuff and garlic skins leading to the kitchen (like they were sluffing them off on the way) in the hallway my way to the bathroom, and the bathroom itself is a single room (no gender option) with a blinking fluorescent bulb, and it's clean but stacked to the ceiling? Oh I'm going back to my wife and rubbing my hands going "we about to have Sitti's food tonight."
@@rayanefigueiredo6169 There is Far East Asia, there is South East Asia, there is also MIDDLE EAST ASIA. Middle Eastern means they live in nations located in the middle eastern part of Asia.
@@annalgesic5874 Middle East is just a name that colonizers gave to that area, it doesn't mean anything. The accurate geographic name for the region is Western Asia
Jo Koy talking about hundreds of millions of people hearing a thick philipino accent... I'm a pool player and a big fan of the game, that accent to people like me is VERY familiar. :D
During the prime of The Magician Efren "Bata" Reyes, it was the accent that tells you something magnificent was going to happen. When he chuckles that means he surprised himself, too. 😊
I loved it when the dude was describing firecrackers at 3:58 a.m. for Chinese New Year and the camera cuts to the audience and you see the Asian woman nodding as if to say that it’s 100% true.
I love how comics tell truths disguised as jokes. The one guys talking about how American hate everything is so true because they have no clue what it’s like in other countries. Yes
It really doesn't suck here, greatest country ever. As an native American, this country is the pinnacle of geographical miracles, but yes. The goddamn people here are absolutely amazingly horrible, I am very ashamed of it. Love my country, dislike the people
I love the cast. Reminds me on how you can spin bad experiences into humor and make everyone laughs. While low key letting them know we had a tough upbringing.
Russell Peter's bit @ 10:11, hit me hard today. Couldn't stop laughing since about an hour earlier my nephew who was on the phone with his friend looks up and asked me what his father does for a living. So I asked him: You don't know what your dad does for work? He tells me: No, he just tells me he is going to work. So I told him his Dad is a Hitman and he owes me money.
@@kdvr766 Agree that it's unnecessary. But to be fair, this is the first time I have ever seen a comment like this, and I've seen it probably hundreds of times the other way around. And those are usually much more extreme. Just for some perspective.
@@doggytheanarchist7876 thanks for reminding us guys that we dislike and have contempt for women, because they're women, or that we've never encountered a female before to have an actual basis to form a preconceived notion that's not based on reason or experience.
As a child, I remember getting this note of warning from my mom every birthday morning - "It's your birthday, do not get slapped today" , as in she asked me to be well behaved so she doesn't have to slap me.
14:40 i'm from hong kong and i was expecting him to sound cringy, but yo no joke he sounds like those angry uncles you hear shouting outside of the jockey club (gambling place) because they lost the horse racing game but the accented english he spoke afterwards sounded more like a singaporean accent than hong kong accent haha
Waaaaay before Canelo, the Mexican fighter came along, my family, her brother and his family, and his wife’s parents and her siblings and relatives all had a party, sat down, and watched Manny fight Oscar De La Hoya (the former famous Mexican fighter). This was Dec 2008 and we were in Brea Ca in one of my relative’s house. I remember we were rooting for our fighter who had represented Mexicans. The funny thing is that we respected Manny and praised him while he fought well. We knew it must have been difficult for him to reach that point in his career and we knew it was hard for him because he was a minority. We respected him so much. When he beat Oscar we were like, “Damn, he’s good! Good for him!”. We saw a lot of us in Manny. My family has all shades but because some of our family are darker-skinned, we related to him. He had trouble speaking English like our older relatives. He looked like some Mexicans from certain areas in Mexico. He had the same body type as a lot of Mexican men in Mexico. Same hair. Same demeanor. We respect people because it’s normal and necessary. But we also respect people even more when we learn about them and try to relate.
Filipino here, We Filipinos sings the Mexican Anthem everytime a Mexican Fighter fights, I remember my dad and his buddies sang the Anthem everytime Manny fight a Mexican fighter or they watch a Mexican Fighter in the ring...like the time Manny fought Marquez, De la Hoya, Barrera, Solis, and Erik Morales. We Filipinos are just your Asian Cousins, we love spicy stuff, Filipino language borrowed some Aztec and Spanish Languages (Like Kamote..yes the sweet potato), Chico, etc), we adore fiestas of santos and holidays (like Santacruzan..where we celebrate St. Helena, and fuck-ton of parties), and some I cannot put here because its too many...well mainly due to the Galleon Trade and Español Shenanigans we are able to connect even the Pacific Ocean is literally makes our countries at the opposite end
Anyone who likes Hassan's joke about not knowing his dad should look up the American Dad! Episode where Steve tries to find out more about his dad. So true. Fucking hilarious.
Okay, now I am sure there are basically two types of parents - rich white and the rest of the world. I am literally relating to Filipinos, Lebanese, Mexicans, Vietnamse and everyone else. We all here are just getting slapped on our birthdays. 😂 *it's a joke, guys. No offence intended.
@@MandoGuerrero2 Aah, my bad for clubbing all in one category! I meant to say the typical upper-class American white parents that we, here in the east, hear about.
Ya, cause cultures can't have differences or similarities, you can't share mods, emotions, ways if freaking with things, behaviours etc. No only Chinese parents can be strict & stingy...
5:01 We call America "mei guo" 美国 because it is an abbreviation from its full name "ya mei li jian gong he guo" 亚美利坚共和国, which directly translates to "American(ya MEI li jian) Republic(gong he guo)". The word "mei" also means beautiful but in this case it is more of a pronunciation thing. China's name "zhong guo"中国 is also an abbreviation from "zhong hua ren min gong he guo"中华人民共和国 which means "the Republic(gong he guo) of the Chinese people(ZHONG hua ren min)". The word "zhong" can mean middle, and also, centre. Since the language originated from China, the word here stands for "the centre of" probably the world, or at the time this name is invented, civilisation. I'm Malaysian Chinese just like Ronny btw
It’s a good explanation but the term 中国 appeared in written Chineses at least 2 thousand years ago, so its not just an abbreviation. Also, a better translation would be “the Middle Kingdom”
THIS. When he said we call America “the beautiful country” I was like WHAT. It never carried that meaning and is literally just the abbreviation of a phonetic translation that was too long and too verbose for daily usage.
What's annoying is the original Australian version of The Slap was written by a Greek second gen man about the generational divide between Mediterranean immigrants in Australia including how kids are disciplined! Sounds like the American version completely butchered it.
Even in the UK asian community we had this thing called "birthday beats" where your friends and siblings would hit you (*lightly*) for every year of your age. Meaning if you're a late teen with a lot of friends, you are going to get battered throughout your birthday.
It is really strange to me to find out that this is exactly the same in Switzerland, in my Swiss community. Well, I’m from a village, so the beatings were mostly everyday, but I know that in my city 20minutes away, it was exactly as you said. What is strange is that as a we Swiss, we’re not really warm to each other at least, we’re not really feisty either, but when you leave in a city and it’s your birthday, you got to beware when you’re in your own neighbourhood.
Yeah Birthday Bumps is what we called them, definitely not confined to the Asian community in the UK. Similar tradition would be ‘A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month’ every time the month rolled over :D
I love seeing all the similarities between the Asian and Black experience. Like the auntie who always says you too fat or getting slapped on your birthday and everyone watches 😭
I about died when I heard Jo Koy talking about accents because I work with a Filipina woman and Jo’s accent sounded exactly like her except his voice was deeper.
Worked in a kitchen restaurant in my early 20's. Went paintballing and they knew it was my first time and have no clue what's going to happen. They laughed when they hit me for the first 15 minutes. I was smiling when we went left for home, and for at least 2 more weeks. Never got invited again. 😁
I’m not Asian, but living, working and traveling for more than 16 years in SA, and having many good friends,I can relate and have a good laugh! Just on point! 😂
15:52 Omggg he is so funny HAHAHAHA I literally had tears on my eyes because of laughter!!!😂 As a Filipino, I can totally understand him HAHAHAHAHAHA but still.. Manny P. is a legend in boxing❤👊🏻 Salute!
2 ND generation here - grandparents from Eastern Europe. My parents told as what we wanted to be when we grew up! No choice...I understand exactly what each of these people are saying. So true ...I didn't do what my mother wanted. I wanted more. It took her 20 years and a doctorate before she forgave me!
Chinese have multiple meaning. "middle" is also central/focus. Aka king/heart of asia. And it's not earth, guo is country. Also,for america, it's probably because of the pronunciation and language barrier. There is no real basis that ancient china think america is a beautiful country.
@@saultube44 Idk wts u r trying to say. I'm (sgrean) chinese. Earth can mean this blue planet or soil. Are u trying to mansplain to a native speaker what a mandarin word mean? I'm 90% sure context is lost in translation. Egoistic americans think "美国" 的"美" is a literal praise.... Lol... Not to mention china isnt even 中国 until new era, modernisation stepped in. It was always xxx dynasty(大xxx) or 中原"central plains".
"Chinese are fancy Asians." Also mainland Chinese travelling: cuts in lines, hoards food from buffet, spits in elevators, poops in public. (Not all, just a lot).
As a Hispanic, I related too much to the second guy having that one family member that always has a backhanded way of saying everything so that part had me in tears lmao
Así es 😂
¡Ay Dios mio mijo!
My aunty, met her after like five years, she goes ‘oh your husband must be a good cook. You look like you eat well’. For a woman of Asian origin, that’s a double whammy.
1. You obviously don’t cook well.
2. You fat now.
That's cause he is Filipino and we're pretty much the Hispanics of Asia. Its the cross pollination of cultures in effect.
Hey man, you're a fellow minority brother. Unite through parental humiliation!
As someone who is also part "fancy Asian" and "jungle Asian" and who grew up in the jungle part, I love the representation.
i cant tell if ur being sarcastic or not 😭😂
@@shinigami7686 Sarcasm is everywhere except Netflix.
I don't like her saying that there is such jungle Asian.. That did not sit well with me.. 🙍♀️
@@euchiii3596 as is your right, its your choice to be offended as its the op’s choice to not be
Yo
Im jungle asian XD
All these comedians talking about emotionally unavailable dads is like free therapy for me. Thanks lol.
this sorta justifies me skipping my therapy session this month.
but seriously what's with asians and daddy issues
Ye
@@mewrrorball i think part of the southeast asian culture for males is to supress their feelings, because thats considered the 'noble' thing to do, and that feelings are for women and kids. So now we got a certain bunch of older generation folks who didnt think for themselves and didnt question anything, who continue the cycle of being emotionally disengaged because thats how theyre comfortable dealing with things.
They just didnt want you to go through the problems and hardship like they did. They always want you to have a better life than they did. Appreciate them. Dont be ungrateful.
@@TheHouseofChameleons i completely agree. Being appreciative and grateful is not mutually exclusive to identifying and learning mistakes, especially behavioural issues that are going to be passed on to children, as they grow into adults. And besides, its not only a generational, or only a cultural thing. There are individuals who come from these cultures and/or generations, who think for themselves, and choose to be better.
I’m Mexican yet I relate to so many Asian things. A thing we Mexicans/natives say when talking about how much we love Asian food is how our ancestors were Asian before crossing the land bridge. “We used to be Asian”. We get confused for Asian a lot too. Much love.
I guess asians used to be africans by that logic perhaps jungle asians still are.
There's nothing native about you, you're mixed not a original
Not gonna lie, as a white guy, Filipinos have always been a trip for me. I can see both the Hispanic and Asian aspects and it just trips me out 😆
Edit: I also see a lot of similarities between certain Native American tribes and Mexicans. Human migratory history and land mass inhabitants have always been intriguing to me.
@@D-Rock420
Hispanics makes reference to the language Spanish language, which Filipinos don’t have, even if they have an influence, Portuguese, Italian and French are closer to Spanish than Tagalo or chabacano (Philippine’s languages)
When you compare cultures side to side you can find similarities in many of them, after all were humans, we have certain traits that haven’t changed by cultural differences much.
@@19ars92 travel more, as I've met plenty of Filipino people who speak Spanish 😆
"A Grandma with Glaucoma napping in the corner ."
- Every asian store in a Hollywood movie.
very funny, right?
In which ones? Havent seen one in venom. Crazy rich asians also did not have one
@@cinemaatrium3863 That's because Crazy Rich Asians was trying to be PC. I don't know about Venom.
@@canaisyoung3601 so which ones do have an old asian grandma in it? I dont know even one. And i mean real hollywood movies and not a straight to dvd movie.
Deadpool has an old asian blind woman in it tho, but she did not seem stereotypical at all.
And its not a store.
@@cinemaatrium3863 was there a blind person outside of Blind Al? Blind Al was black.
I played paintball if with a group of friend and we’re asked to play another group not realizing they were all military or military retired…the had hand signals and hid in areas we didn’t ever considered. We got slaughtered.
similarly, don't play poker with police. they are masters of "dead eyed face"
Eh. I did competition paintball for a couple years and worked at a place as a ref occasionally.
Had a group of army guys turn up one day. Smashed them. They were easy to hit.
Their main advantages were they instinctively used teamwork, but apart from that its a completely different game.
When they set up to shoot at you, they presented a big target relatively. I could see their whole gun, most of their head and half an arm. Thats a LOT when im going to shoot your toe if you let it stick out.
Paintballers scrunch themselves up and lean around something as to present a tiny target, and move to gain an angle on the other guy instead of shooting forward.
Was good fun.
@@slickstrings yea I play paintball regularly as well. We always get military guys out there navy and army mostly groups of 20 to 30, the regulars always run through them instantly but compared to the run of the mill rentals they are pretty good. They have a good understanding of cover fire and communication but the way we contort around the bunkers and crouch tiny to barely peak and snap shoot is too much for them. It's they are not trained to do that or fight against it because it's basically asking to get hit and when your training for a real combat operation it's probably not great to lose half the team every time they go out lol
@@shawntame45 my guess onto why and I don't do either is knockback and not alot of expirence, plus with the expirence it's less then people who do paintball on the regular
As a retired Army Combat Vet, I'd LOVE to play against these "wanna Bellingham badass" airsoft people and just destroy them. I'd Bellingham armed with assault rifle and pistol. Smoke grenades attached to my Molle vest and in my grenade pouches. BRING THAT SHIT
ALI WONG, WAS ON POINT WITH THE REAL PHO RESTAURANT BOUT THE NUMBER N MULTIPLE USE OF THE BATHROOM, SO FREAKING TRUE!!!!
Let's just say I see why she's pregnant
That's so true about Indian parents keeping secrets, I didn't know my mother's real name until now, everyone called her by her nickname and one day she tells me that her actual name is Malti I mean whyyyyyyy????
Really..? Like, you've never wrote your mom's name on any official forms like college or anything? 😂
You have to read your birth cert to know your parents official names or actual spelling
@@Siwanbayek my father changed her name in official documents after marriage so I used that everywhere.
@@triptisingh5844 Oh sorry, my bad😅
@@triptisingh5844 Same with my mom...since asian names don't translate well into english...My Mom has 2 names.
That restaurant isn't authentic, it's just Pho Sho
Huat Sho? Dat Sho?
@@namelessone5968 Yo Sho
I’ve been there. There’s one in every other city in California. But it’s not a franchise. Just a very common joke. Lol
Shìt Sho
@@Civilmonkey1 good one.
I love Joe Koy... he's the only person I've ever seen who looks 16 years old and 60 years old at the same time.
Small Sample Size Syndrome
Meaning you probably haven't seen too many flesh & blood halfies like him
That's his Asian and Caucasian sides fighting for dominance..... 😉
I just asked my husband why jo koy looked like both a college sophomore and an Asian Joe Rogan in two different clips
@@armynurseboy 😂😂😂
This whole comment thread is GOLD.
I have never seen Ali Wong non-pregnant.
Me eithee
I think her stand-up is how she's able to work while heavily pregnant. She's normally writing for shows and such, last I heard. Not sure if it changed during 2020.
She's like that character from family guy that has been pregnant for years.
Thats what I said lololololol
Classic asians
The delivery on Ronnys Netflix punchline is absolute gold
Idk his delivery seems mediocre
So it may just be me.. But Italian families are so similar! "I'm not mean! I'm catholic." I was rolling and thinking about my grandparents. 🤣🤣
Greek grandparents : " What an asshole is this person, go to hell - may god forgive me i shouldn't have said it - but seriously go to hell "
It just goes to show that there are more similarities than differences in cultures. My mom was Queen of the double edge complisult: "That's a nice blouse you're wearing, but what did you do to your hair?"
It must be a generational thing; I'm Black American and my grandparents were like that🤣
@@mik7564
oh absolutely
its not an "asian thing" its a generational thing, most jokes apply to any culture or people because theyre generalization.
It's worldwide. Lol. "My, the material in that blouse is nice, you should have something nice made out of it."
The everything sucks rant was f****** great
Yeah it was! I gotta get that comedians name
Bottom left corner has their names
@@_RealG0dFather Ronny Cheng? He's with the Daily Show. They're all really good comics there.
It's Ronny Chieng. He's always furious, and it's hilarious.
@@fcgHenden nah. Daily show sucks....🙄
She is so cute pregnant. I dont think ive ever seen a pregnant person doing stand up. Love!
Twice! It's like she only does specials when she's heavily pregnant 😄
Yeah it's pretty gross actually....ijfs....
@@JumbledEye she's at least said that she a hie, is been overworked haha
Amy Schumer, but this lady is cuter to me. They’re both cute.
@@branon6565 what's wrong with being pregnant
Filipinos do greet you with an "insult" 😁 without even realizing it.
Me: Hi auntie!
Aunt: Oh, hi anak! You gained weight!"
🙄🙄🤣🤣
Asian translation: "You look healthy."
I got similar complement from my grandma's relatives when I was a kid.
@@AlexSDU "healthy" is the less passive aggressive version lol but all of it is passive aggressive
Chinese too!!
So do Indians 😅
My great aunt is filipino, I went to visit her for the first time since last christmas... first thing she did was comment on how Ive lost weight. Love her to bits but its quite funny how its the first thing she brought up haha
The Chinese firecrackers 🤣🤣🤣 while living in China I almost went crazy with those during CNY, they lasted like a week!!!
In the Philippines we call it SINTURON NI HUDAS or in English JUDAS' BELT. Mostly used in Chinese New Year while they do Dragon and Lion dance to shoo the evil spirits haha
@@campfirenihoshi42
first is like Kwitis like: pew pew
then the Hudas go: *AAAAAAA*
Would u tell me that comedian name plz
@@stinggf9167 Harith Iskandar
@@cellyfine423
Thanks
China is called Zhongguo because the Chinese used to consider it the center of the world, basically. Not literally, but it was a very closed off and self sufficient country (like Japan, the USSR and many others), so they were basically their own world. So it does have a meaning.
Middle...more like Middle of everything
It’s like center. 중국
Ronney Chien was wrong. "China" has nothing to do with "middle". The Chinese name of China actually means "the country as the center of the world".
Like Mediterranean.
Middle does mean center.
We know this but its funny cuz its mids
"He's-peaking Eenglaysh!"
😂😂😂😂😂
you don't understand dat - telega - puk u...😂😂😂😂😂
Love that!! My roommate and I tried this Thai place down the street from our house in NW Ohio. The hostess was also the waitress. Next to the cash register was a narrow hallway lined with industrial shelving. One side was groceries; the other side was bulk storage. I just got off work, so I needed to wash my hands before eating so I asked where the bathroom was. The hallway leading to the bathroom had storage boxes, a baby walker toy, a box of dolls and a princess house. I came back laughing my ass off at the thought of how disgusted most Ohioans would act at seeing all that, but me. I sat down announcing to my roommate that this is going to be the most awesome Thai food we will find in our area! “Dude! We’re in grandma’s house!! This is going to be awesome!!” And I was right!!
Oh, disagree here! Fellow Ohioan, and if I saw that hallway, I'd be thrilled. I'd come back to the table excitedly rubbing my hands and saying "This is gonna be good!"
YES. Lebanese here, goes the same. If I see shelves full of stuff and garlic skins leading to the kitchen (like they were sluffing them off on the way) in the hallway my way to the bathroom, and the bathroom itself is a single room (no gender option) with a blinking fluorescent bulb, and it's clean but stacked to the ceiling? Oh I'm going back to my wife and rubbing my hands going "we about to have Sitti's food tonight."
Man Russell Peters really made a career on just being good at stereotypical accents lol
Ever heard of Gabriel Iglesias
kaizoku ore wa naru
Ok twirly brow
Gabriel is actually funny, though.
@@legoforever1000 🤣
As someone who lived in China, the firecracker part had me laughing till my stomach hurt - crazy accurate
I love Ali Wong. She's up for whatever... I respect that.
Every Asian comedian is paid to make fun of Asians, otherwise it wouldn’t work in this country
Vinnie watch some early Pat Morita stand-up of you really want to punch a wall
@@vinvin1082 a comedian's job is to make jokes....... what's your point captain obvious?
Being middle eastern, that bit about the casual telling of insane stories out of nowhere was SO TRUE
your are asian not middle eastern
@@rayanefigueiredo6169
He could be both. Some middle easterns are Asians and some are Africans.
@@rayanefigueiredo6169 There is Far East Asia, there is South East Asia, there is also MIDDLE EAST ASIA. Middle Eastern means they live in nations located in the middle eastern part of Asia.
@@annalgesic5874 Middle East is just a name that colonizers gave to that area, it doesn't mean anything. The accurate geographic name for the region is Western Asia
Jo Koy talking about hundreds of millions of people hearing a thick philipino accent... I'm a pool player and a big fan of the game, that accent to people like me is VERY familiar. :D
During the prime of The Magician Efren "Bata" Reyes, it was the accent that tells you something magnificent was going to happen. When he chuckles that means he surprised himself, too. 😊
@@dianasayson2846 That, plus the trademarked head scratch with a boyish grin.
FOR SURE! We Filipinos know who you're talking about. 🔥🔥🔥
I just had to go and watch that fight Jo Koy said. Bro, it was exactly like he said 🤣
Why Filipinos are so good at "pool" ?
“He grew up like Filipino Carlton” 🤣🤣🤣
I loved it when the dude was describing firecrackers at 3:58 a.m. for Chinese New Year and the camera cuts to the audience and you see the Asian woman nodding as if to say that it’s 100% true.
I love how comics tell truths disguised as jokes. The one guys talking about how American hate everything is so true because they have no clue what it’s like in other countries. Yes
Hating America is probably the most American thing ever. 🤣
You nailed it. They don't know anything about struggles... so everything to them sucks.
It really doesn't suck here, greatest country ever. As an native American, this country is the pinnacle of geographical miracles, but yes. The goddamn people here are absolutely amazingly horrible, I am very ashamed of it. Love my country, dislike the people
You do know that it is possible to live well in a country other than America
hol' up hol' up hol' up, I watched this whole thing and never learned why you don't go paintball shooting with a Bietnam vet
Thanks, won't finish it then 👌
Really? You really need that explained to you?
@@JohnnyWishbone85 😂 OP wanted content, not the answer obviously
Holy shit true!
@@JohnnyWishbone85 yeah but it’s click bait. I think that’s why they commented.
It’s funny how even when Asian move to America, their stories still relevant to Asian live in Asia countries, culture is in our blood :)
Fewer generations
So true
I love the cast. Reminds me on how you can spin bad experiences into humor and make everyone laughs. While low key letting them know we had a tough upbringing.
Russell Peter's bit @ 10:11, hit me hard today. Couldn't stop laughing since about an hour earlier my nephew who was on the phone with his friend looks up and asked me what his father does for a living. So I asked him: You don't know what your dad does for work? He tells me: No, he just tells me he is going to work. So I told him his Dad is a Hitman and he owes me money.
🤣
bro what he say
Imagine Jr asking his dad to talk about being a hitman on Career Day at school. 😂😂
Hassan minhaj kills it every freaking time ..and I live for that 😂👏👏
“Conditional love” 🤣
Its the energy
I'm African.. Every African kid can relate 🤣🤣 .. Well basically every kid who isn't raised wealthy or in the west can relate
It's pretty much universal yeah 😂😂 .... curtsy of being ex-colonies.... And piled up generational trauma 🤡
*”She’s religious when she gambles too”*
💀💀💀💀
Ali wong is legit the funniest female comedian and better than most established male comedian
Sigh of course someone has to make everything about gender shit everywhere
true.
@@kdvr766 Agree that it's unnecessary. But to be fair, this is the first time I have ever seen a comment like this, and I've seen it probably hundreds of times the other way around. And those are usually much more extreme. Just for some perspective.
@@kdvr766 yea it's pretty tiring with the subtle misogyny, even in supposed compliments.
@@doggytheanarchist7876 thanks for reminding us guys that we dislike and have contempt for women, because they're women, or that we've never encountered a female before to have an actual basis to form a preconceived notion that's not based on reason or experience.
As a child, I remember getting this note of warning from my mom every birthday morning - "It's your birthday, do not get slapped today" , as in she asked me to be well behaved so she doesn't have to slap me.
Lmao this is so relatable 😂
14:40 i'm from hong kong and i was expecting him to sound cringy, but yo no joke he sounds like those angry uncles you hear shouting outside of the jockey club (gambling place) because they lost the horse racing game
but the accented english he spoke afterwards sounded more like a singaporean accent than hong kong accent haha
The joyous face of some of the audience, particularly that guy at the end is what makes comedy precious.
thats brandon vera!
This compilation was everything. Thank you Netflix
The glorious beauty in diversity
What a wonderful world we live in
.love from Nigeria 🇳🇬
Now, I really need to see Manny Pacquiao's speech after the Barrera fight. 😆
Me too! 😂😂
Waaaaay before Canelo, the Mexican fighter came along, my family, her brother and his family, and his wife’s parents and her siblings and relatives all had a party, sat down, and watched Manny fight Oscar De La Hoya (the former famous Mexican fighter). This was Dec 2008 and we were in Brea Ca in one of my relative’s house. I remember we were rooting for our fighter who had represented Mexicans. The funny thing is that we respected Manny and praised him while he fought well. We knew it must have been difficult for him to reach that point in his career and we knew it was hard for him because he was a minority. We respected him so much. When he beat Oscar we were like, “Damn, he’s good! Good for him!”. We saw a lot of us in Manny. My family has all shades but because some of our family are darker-skinned, we related to him. He had trouble speaking English like our older relatives. He looked like some Mexicans from certain areas in Mexico. He had the same body type as a lot of Mexican men in Mexico. Same hair. Same demeanor. We respect people because it’s normal and necessary. But we also respect people even more when we learn about them and try to relate.
Mexican American fighter
Filipino here, We Filipinos sings the Mexican Anthem everytime a Mexican Fighter fights, I remember my dad and his buddies sang the Anthem everytime Manny fight a Mexican fighter or they watch a Mexican Fighter in the ring...like the time Manny fought Marquez, De la Hoya, Barrera, Solis, and Erik Morales. We Filipinos are just your Asian Cousins, we love spicy stuff, Filipino language borrowed some Aztec and Spanish Languages (Like Kamote..yes the sweet potato), Chico, etc), we adore fiestas of santos and holidays (like Santacruzan..where we celebrate St. Helena, and fuck-ton of parties), and some I cannot put here because its too many...well mainly due to the Galleon Trade and Español Shenanigans we are able to connect even the Pacific Ocean is literally makes our countries at the opposite end
Yes! Same here!
@@exudeku basically, mexico was our capital or some sort of like that during the Spanish times.
Latino here. I love my piño brothers and sisters. Hard working, humble, and loving people.
Anyone who likes Hassan's joke about not knowing his dad should look up the American Dad! Episode where Steve tries to find out more about his dad. So true. Fucking hilarious.
Hasan minaj's one is accurate on another level.
FYI for some people who don’t know, Middle country actually means center of everything. Chinese considered others savages.
You have to know chinese ancient or asian history to know that.
We all know, but by now everyone just makes jokes on that name
Maybe that's why the Empress' palace is called the central palace
Good to know, thanks
I kinda figured it was geographical
8:01 oh god, i thought i was alone. I vividly remember being slapped in front of my friends for opening my presents
OH MY GOD YES- "we know nothing about our parents and our parents know nothing about us". I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
*dying inside*
Okay, now I am sure there are basically two types of parents - rich white and the rest of the world. I am literally relating to Filipinos, Lebanese, Mexicans, Vietnamse and everyone else. We all here are just getting slapped on our birthdays. 😂
*it's a joke, guys. No offence intended.
I mean if you’re comparing to them to upper middle class, wasp type white people, I guess. Eastern European and Italian parents not so much.
@@MandoGuerrero2
Aah, my bad for clubbing all in one category! I meant to say the typical upper-class American white parents that we, here in the east, hear about.
Ya, cause cultures can't have differences or similarities, you can't share mods, emotions, ways if freaking with things, behaviours etc. No only Chinese parents can be strict & stingy...
I guess my chilean parents are white, then.
@@latronqui It's a joke man. Just like the video you are watching.
Asian parents don’t feel; they react
same with jamacian parwnts too😂🇯🇲🇬🇧
8:52 this kid just won 30,000 dollars, cash. *NOTHING !* 12 years old, and he already knows, he will never see a dime of it, Ever. *NOTHING !*
Joey Guila's part is so on-point, especially the _auntie's smile_ 🤣
OMG Harith was so spot on about CNY firecrackers. I hate that too actually and needless to say I'm actually a Chinese.
First time i saw Lion dance in Asia...Scared the sh*t out of me and freak me out lah
Russell has the best foreign accent impressions, by far
5:01
We call America "mei guo" 美国 because it is an abbreviation from its full name "ya mei li jian gong he guo" 亚美利坚共和国, which directly translates to "American(ya MEI li jian) Republic(gong he guo)". The word "mei" also means beautiful but in this case it is more of a pronunciation thing.
China's name "zhong guo"中国 is also an abbreviation from "zhong hua ren min gong he guo"中华人民共和国 which means "the Republic(gong he guo) of the Chinese people(ZHONG hua ren min)". The word "zhong" can mean middle, and also, centre. Since the language originated from China, the word here stands for "the centre of" probably the world, or at the time this name is invented, civilisation.
I'm Malaysian Chinese just like Ronny btw
It’s a good explanation but the term 中国 appeared in written Chineses at least 2 thousand years ago, so its not just an abbreviation. Also, a better translation would be “the Middle Kingdom”
@@jackshen5093 I'm white boy American and I hope not but think we're screwed. Just watching good comedy at the end of work to relax.
THIS. When he said we call America “the beautiful country” I was like WHAT. It never carried that meaning and is literally just the abbreviation of a phonetic translation that was too long and too verbose for daily usage.
Isn't China called the Middle Kingdom because it's supposed to be between Heaven and Earth?
Ooo that’s interesting. Did you study in SJK(C)?
0:21 "He's half Philipino and half Japanese and I'm half Viatnamese and half Chinese...."
And their kid is full "Asian" 😂
Comedians are a different kind of gift. We adults need them a lot 'cause we rarely laugh at everyday life anymore. ♥ Laughter makes our life better. 👍
Russell Peters faking the dialects, "oh this man is very angry!" xD Funniest part of the video for sure haha.
What's annoying is the original Australian version of The Slap was written by a Greek second gen man about the generational divide between Mediterranean immigrants in Australia including how kids are disciplined! Sounds like the American version completely butchered it.
Okay and see that actually sounds interesting
Her being pregnant makes this better and I have no idea why
Subvert of expectations ??
Natural instinct
Harith's monologue about his dad's story sounds very much like my dad's stories from way back when. 😅😂😂😂
*Man I had some good laughs watching comedians I’ve never seen before on this one! Thanks for sharing.*
Even in the UK asian community we had this thing called "birthday beats" where your friends and siblings would hit you (*lightly*) for every year of your age. Meaning if you're a late teen with a lot of friends, you are going to get battered throughout your birthday.
It is really strange to me to find out that this is exactly the same in Switzerland, in my Swiss community.
Well, I’m from a village, so the beatings were mostly everyday, but I know that in my city 20minutes away, it was exactly as you said.
What is strange is that as a we Swiss, we’re not really warm to each other at least, we’re not really feisty either,
but when you leave in a city and it’s your birthday, you got to beware when you’re in your own neighbourhood.
Yeah Birthday Bumps is what we called them, definitely not confined to the Asian community in the UK. Similar tradition would be ‘A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month’ every time the month rolled over :D
This reminds me of elementary and middle school
“It’s your birthday Foo?!”
Then they would hit you as many times as how old you were turning hahah
Birthday licks
Jo Koy is the King of Asian comedy
Canadians are so nice. They’ll laugh at anything.
Kiwis are nicest Canadians aren't nice they are same as Americans.
I luv Ronny. “F’ the TSA trying to keep everyone alive.” Soooo true and freakin’ funny!
"What happened to the skinny one?" LOL!!
😂
Jo Koy's sweatshirt/ overalls/ nike outfit actually looks pretty fire lmao
That show had me on the floor laughing. The slap was an obsession for me. I couldn’t believe that there was so much around a slap.
"My auntie always greets me with an insult." Hahahaha yes
As a Pinay, I busted a lung laughing at that Manny Pacquiao bit, esp when it got to the swears XDDD
I love seeing all the similarities between the Asian and Black experience. Like the auntie who always says you too fat or getting slapped on your birthday and everyone watches 😭
Jo koy is just too hilarious man.
I about died when I heard Jo Koy talking about accents because I work with a Filipina woman and Jo’s accent sounded exactly like her except his voice was deeper.
14:05 that furious look on his face lmfaoooo
As an Indonesian, it’s not my auntie, it’s my omas and opa (grandparents), there like “You’ve gotten so big 👀”
I just love Indian comedians ❤️
This is so funny bc i went paintballing with some iraq and afghan vets, i got hit atleast 30 as i ran away 🤣
That's why I will never go with my husband and play on the opposite team. Lol
Worked in a kitchen restaurant in my early 20's. Went paintballing and they knew it was my first time and have no clue what's going to happen. They laughed when they hit me for the first 15 minutes.
I was smiling when we went left for home, and for at least 2 more weeks. Never got invited again. 😁
"Fancy Asians hosts Olympics,
Jungle Asians hosts diseases"
meanwhile: COVID came from China 😂
3:58 This man accurately described microwave popcorn
Where was the part where she went paintballing bruh
Same, I clicked for that😭😂
Same, that’s what I was waiting for. What a waste of time. Can’t stand stupid clickbait
Da fu? It’s the first joke….
That was the whole joke. If you watch that special it was just a one liner.
Was expecting 2 mins explaining, some simple folk in these comments
Russell Peters makes me so damn happy, hes so hilarious
So Manny is the weird uncle that every Filipino has
The firecrackers on New Years are like making popcorn in a very slow microwave.
Hassan minhaj being hassan minhaj 💌
Ali wong gotta be the funniest female comedian
I’m not Asian, but living, working and traveling for more than 16 years in SA, and having many good friends,I can relate and have a good laugh! Just on point! 😂
15:52 Omggg he is so funny HAHAHAHA I literally had tears on my eyes because of laughter!!!😂 As a Filipino, I can totally understand him HAHAHAHAHAHA but still.. Manny P. is a legend in boxing❤👊🏻 Salute!
I know he is telling jokes but China's name is really "central country".
Heart of Commonwealth
Russel Peters should join the Daily Show
That would be interesting - he had a beef with Trevor Noah, about Trevor stealing a joke, or something like that.
Trevor sucks, russel should just host it by himself
I actually like both their stand up comedy shows so I’d be down to see that
2 ND generation here - grandparents from Eastern Europe. My parents told as what we wanted to be when we grew up! No choice...I understand exactly what each of these people are saying. So true ...I didn't do what my mother wanted. I wanted more. It took her 20 years and a doctorate before she forgave me!
Wow, Jo Koy is so versatile he doesn't even look like himself!
Dang, so Chinese named their Country: Middle Earth way before LoTR
Chinese have multiple meaning.
"middle" is also central/focus. Aka king/heart of asia. And it's not earth, guo is country.
Also,for america, it's probably because of the pronunciation and language barrier. There is no real basis that ancient china think america is a beautiful country.
@@RonLarhz I see, thx for the clarification, but in the phrase Middle Earth, Earth stands for Country, it's ancient dated English, and it was a joke
That is pretty.. ethnocentric dontcha think? 🤔 Hehe
@@PelikeMaia But I think at least 50% of the people are
@@saultube44
Idk wts u r trying to say. I'm (sgrean) chinese. Earth can mean this blue planet or soil. Are u trying to mansplain to a native speaker what a mandarin word mean?
I'm 90% sure context is lost in translation. Egoistic americans think "美国" 的"美" is a literal praise.... Lol...
Not to mention china isnt even 中国 until new era, modernisation stepped in. It was always xxx dynasty(大xxx) or 中原"central plains".
I bet Ronny Chieng knows perfectly well that the Chinese name for China means way more than "middle country", but then his joke would not work.
I assume it's more like "country at the center of the world", something less about location and more about value
@@Locked0Out exactly!
They,ll end hours later! Lol. They do fireworks in india too! :)
14:46 i come from hong kong and speak cantonese fluently and honestly, i think i've heard some aunties curse on the street like that
“Slapping elevates your game” 😂😂
Asian comedians are the best! 😂
Nonono... THE BEST was Patrice😂🎉❤
I literally watch my Netflix show on my sister-in-law’s log in account lmfaooo
I use my mother's Netflix and she uses my niece's Prime and our Disney+.
"Chinese are fancy Asians."
Also mainland Chinese travelling: cuts in lines, hoards food from buffet, spits in elevators, poops in public. (Not all, just a lot).
When they say "chinesse are fancy asian", they talking about HKngers, taiwanesse and shanghainesse
😆