Mexican mom, Colombian dad, Cuban stepdad, born in Miami - everything from telling apart the way you speak Spanish to the accent to cafecitos WAS SPOT ON AND HILARIOUS 🤣
I've been to Mexico and Colombia. Some of my own ancestry is Spanish and Mexican, so I've got distant relatives in Spain, Mexico, Colombia, Chile, and Puerto Rico. Three different ways to pronounce 'sencillo' in Spanish, depending on where someone is from. I thought -ico , 'un poquitico', was just Colombian until I heard Cubans use it too. If someone says 'guaguá', they're Caribbean. 'Buseta', they're Colombian, and you might want to warn them about using this word in Brazil. 😁 Some Mexican friends have asked me if I was Cuban. No, just Spanish and Mexican. Still, when I was in Colombia some people asked me if I had relative there. Yes, but distant relatives through my great-great-great-grandfather from Spain. He came to Texas, and his wife came from Mexico. I'm sure some of his relatives who moved to Latin America did so because Spanish is spoken in the countries they moved to. I have a few distant relatives who live in the Mexican state of Nuevo León, near Monterrey.
". . . a full sized cup of cafecito" is a contradiction in terms because "cito" means small (or little) so a "cafecito" is a small coffee. What Fluffy actually says is "Bring me a full sized cup of coffee."
I am that person who does ask for a regular size cup of it at Cafe Havana and then insists after the manager strongly advises against it. And I don't regret it one bit. But they give me what should probably cost at least $30.00 so I feel a little guilty. But dayam it's good.
To all the people saying us Puerto Ricans speak too fast; you haven't met our Dominican neighbors. Those people really apply the meaning of speed to their speech!
As a Dominican this is so true but we dont have the barrio accent we speak “normal” Spanish, i thought we spoke pretty decent and slow until my white british boyfriend heard my mom and grandma talk he was astounded at how fast they spoke lmao
Both sides are speeding the limit, I'm Peruvian and I have a hard time keeping up with a three way conversation without needing to focus on the words and not fall off the trail.
@@familyandfriends3519 1) Hispanic = relating to Spain or to Spanish-speaking countries, especially those of Latin America. 2) *you're Do a bit of research before you speak about something you don't know shit about
Idk if you speak Spanish but if you don’t, you should say mamaguevo to the first old Hispanic lady you find, it’s an informal way of saying hi that was popular in their time :)
I’m wondering about tequila being the most popular with Mexicanos. In my town the ordinary people drink cerveza and mezcal in that order. Occasionally you might come across pulque. I think tequila might be a Mexican-American thing.
When I was very young I lived in Orlando and there was this awesome Cuban restaurant that my father used to take me to for "boy's night" once a month, which was just my dad and me since I was an only child. It was meant to be a bonding experience, and the people at the restaurant came to know us. I don't remember the name, and I'd be surprised if it was still there (the last time we went was when I was 10, 35 years ago). My father would always get a cup of cafecito at the end of the meal, and because the restaurant owner knew I wanted to be a "big man", even though I was really young, he would bring me my own "cafecito", which was just a small cup of warm milk with maybe -- MAYBE -- a teaspoon of coffee in it. The people who owned that restaurant were just the best damn people in the world. The place was small and it was clear that they were far from rich, but they always brought me extra plantains and always sat and talked with us for a while when we were there.
so like why share this and let us know it was awesome? To let us know it's sad we can't go visit it or that you can't remember any of the people in it? What the duck is up you ducker? >_>
Informant ~ whistleblower ~ media: Most people would like the Americans incharge of our country to feel a little Tranquility, one of the first things our government's constitution states as a goal. The real fight is in the media, about 20 million subscribe to this form of internet "news" which is; opinion driven, politically motivated, well funded, ad appreciated and stupid to foolish. I know that it's an opinion which is really my political satire for today, however 150 plus million voted in the last presidential election, the other 200 million didn't, why? Because, the media didn't do a very good job of telling the truth. We all understand when you throw suffer on a fire, you get nice looking flames, well the chemist do. My point being, we are paying more to live today. Whose responsibility is that, Americans. If you want more we fight for it with money, the more you have the harder you fight, and the more you win, except the less money we all have. Mar-a-Lago is a home and a club, it's not the Alamo, Santa Anna did not kill everyone that was fight there, but the people that did do whatever they did do on "Monday morning" could have taken Santa Anna, so yes we are a much stronger country, but to call someone and informant ~ whistleblower ~ on a former president, who by some account was talking to the folks incharge may have not crossed the Bill Travis' Line. The more the media plays fast and loose with their air time, the higher the risk to Americans will pay more for freedom, and words have consequences, those that lie are always judged by history. Some of the media like the DNC some like the RNC a few hate Americans, that's the America we fight for, we never want people getting hurt, but China killed 6 million people so far with whatever you call 19, and this is piece time, China has 10 Trillion dollars worth of our US Bonds, that's a high price to pay if they want to attack one of their own, Russia is waring with a former state, that's a personal thing for Putin, the "bad middle east" is trying to take over the world, as a god thing. Meanwhile the media is fighting over who can have 10 million subscribers, and the American people are torn apart because both sides pay billions to get people on their shows, if some of us find that silly, think about this, 200 million didn't vote, silly would not be their word, our history mostly tells the tail, we are 5 minutes away from speaking Japanese, MIDWAY, we are 5 minutes away from speaking German, D-Day and the tanks were held back, we are 5 minutes away from speaking French, Spanish, Dutch, Portuguese, or a dozen others. We talk our own language ~ farcical. History will let us now who won, who lost and why, but until that time has come ~ the leaders of our country need to understand, words have consequences, the media needs to understand words have consequences, but the people need to understand the votes have consequences, as the saying goes......HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW ....... If you don't want to be compared to "bad people" don't do foolish things, if you don't want to be compared to "fools" don't do or say stupid things, and if you want to be compared with "good people" be good and say truth and act like an American, and if don't want to be compared, you're in the wrong country, we are all measured by our time, our times, and our actions, words and stuff. You can be a Washington, a Lincoln, a Patton or a Booth. All are dead, all have history, 7 million babies have been aborted RVW they have no history. We are in the most important time in our history, until the next time. That's the way it works in our America, we had a few good years, they seem to have failed to be appreciated by us, we don't get them back, but they are now part of our history, in 18 months you can see the difference words make, or feel the history around us. I have no knowledge of "WHAT'S NEXT" as Jeb would say, but I do know that history will say, it will tell the story of America, and those that see, read or study, those Americans will judge the people of today ~ and they will do it as a study of our stupidness, greatness or foolishness, and the people, a Lincoln or a Booth those are the only two standards most in politics are based your are either right or wrong.
As a Dominican 🇩🇴, my mom remarried a Cuban. And the coffee thing is so true. My step dad would have a little cup of coffee every morning. He couldn't live without it 😂. It was two things we never ran out of in my house. Rice and coffee 😂
As a dominocan that's accurate, we sometimes we pour our rice into the coffee and eat it like rice. And it has to be biryani otherwise it's not authentic, and ypu can add black beans it makes it rich in flavour.
I’m Puerto Rican and grew up in a Cuban neighborhood. Since childhood I been drinking those shots of coffee. When he said he drank the whole bowl I gasped out loud! The most I’ve ever had is 3 shots and that gave me heart palpitations and an upset stomach. A whole bowl is a real emergency!
I did a thing like that when I was a teenager back in the 80s. I wanted to make myself some coffee before I went to my Subway gig, and my mom had this dutch chocolate coffee in the freezer. It smelled great, so I set about making a pot of it. "Let's see...bag says one scoop per cup - it's a 10-cup pot, so that's 10 scoops!" By the time I got to work everything was very weird and everything sounded like I was in the bottom of a huge bucket. I didn't do that again.
But even Mexicans have the weirdest accents. Put a norteño, a yucateco, and a poblano in the same room and then wait for the Monty Python sketch to unfold.
@@nellpaz7853My parents are from Puebla, and we speak rather normally. Paced out and the words are easy to understand, but when I went to Puebla 2 years ago, my family who is from there speak normally as well but they do drag out some words making it sound like how Fluffy interpreted it. But overall, there is really no stereotypical “accent” from Puebla unless there are other influences of the people there from other parts of Mexico.
The joke is funny, but the grammar has been anglicized for the benefit of a larger audience that might be more familiar with the suffix "-ande". The correct ending for something large is "-ote" and "-ota", not "-ande". For example, a dog, "perro", is "perrito" (if small) and perrote (if large and male) and "perrota" (if large and female). "Very grande", like Gabriel is, would be "grandote". :-) :-) :-)
@@Enigmatism415 Yes, /--on/ works for some words, but to inflect "cafe" and "grande", we would say cafecito, cafesote, not cafeson, and grande, grandote, grandecito (colloquial for "sorta big") grandisimo...or modify the word to say "grandullon". That one is very infrequently used. For a large "carreta", for example, you do say "carreton", so, good question.
As a black American from Georgia, I can tell you that what he says about the variety of races in the Cuban and PR population is true. I went was visiting Miami's Little Havana section and saw a dark skinned black man with long dreadlocks. I thought he was Jamaican. I tried to ask him directions on how to get to certain spot I was looking for and neither one of us understood the other. Much love and respect to Latin culture though. I need to learn Spanish.
There is nothing new about this. I am African American and I can't understand how it isn't more common knowledge that more African slaves were sent to South America and Cariibean islands than what it is now USA. Cuba always had a large black presence. The culture of Afro-Cubans is very influential.
@@Hibbs4Prez Even in the Dominican Republic, Cuba and Venezuela (and other Caribbean countries) white people are a minority. And miscegenation is almost 100%.
The three accents that Gabriel left out in this video were Argentinian 🇦🇷(which sounds Italian 🇮🇹), Colombian 🇨🇴, and Venezuelan 🇻🇪. But the Mexican 🇲🇽, Cuban 🇨🇺, and Puerto Rican 🇵🇷 that he did use were definitely spot on.
@@inkomidoriya351Yes, 100%! He surprised me by mentioning Dominicans then totally leaving out how to tell them apart from the others. I don't know if it's b/c the Dominican accent is difficult to mimick or what...though even the comedian on SNL who is Cuban-Dominican did not seem to be able to mimick it during a skit where he briefly protrayed each of his parents (he kept doing the Cuban accent for both). Heck, I've tried mimicking my dad's accent but I cannot, though I prob naturally had it until I went through speech therapy as a little for it: it was deemed an 'impediment', but my 'impediment' was me literally pronouncing English words the Spanish way...which led to some unintended cursing in both languages 😬
I went to Miami once and had a cuban sandwich with their coffee shot. I was confused why I couldnt fall asleep until after 2am and I realized it was the coffee lol
I once tried cuban coffee, a friend of mine that came from there liked his coffee as authentic as it goes, and served me and my sisters (we're all female) shot-glasses of the thing, i wanted to look like I enjoyed it as I like coffee, expresso, americano, any coffee goes for me, so I asked for a cup, not a glass, drank the whole thing, and man, I wasn't sure if my heart stopped or was beating so fast it looked like a flat-line.
As a Puerto Rican, we absolutely talk like there's a time limit 🤣 Oh my God, man, I almost spit out my food when he said that 🤣 The first time I have my husband some Spanish Espresso coffee, I asked how much cream and sugar he wants. He goes, "Pfft, babe, I'm a man. I only drink black coffee." I said, "if you drink this black, your tongue will sprout hair and you will be wired until next Tuesday." 🤣
As a 60 yr old Puerto Rican woman I’ve been drinking Bustello as far back as I can remember. I’m pretty sure it probably put in my bottle. One day I had about 3 cups forgetting that it was Bustello …. I had my place spotless in about an hour and was considering knocking on the neighbors doors and asking if I could clean their houses.
I'm Cuban and even I was praying to all of the Santos when he ordered a larger size Cuban coffee... that stuff don't play. In Haiti they use puffer fish to make zombies... In Cuba we use coffee. I had a Colombian bf who was a gamer... I introduced Cuban coffee. He basically looked at me, "F^
@@inconnu4961 Café Bustelo is from New York and inspired by Cuban coffee so it's not really Puerto Rican. Pilón and La Llave are much more authentic to the Cuban coffee taste and, in my opinion, stronger. Edit: If you want to try real coffee from Puerto Rico, try Alto Grande (high end, internationally available local brand), Café Rico (good local brand), or Yaucono (not as good as the other two, but more widely available outside of Puerto Rico).
Man, I still remember in college, talking to some of the Puerto Ricans... One of them asked me "Cong quien taqui?!" And I was like ... Taqui? Wtf is a taqui? Taqui.... And finally they slowed themselves down "con quien esta aqui" and I was like ooooolhhhhhhh
@bernadettea0946 We don’t speak like that!!! That sounds like a Dominican, not Puerto Rican, we would sound more like: Mera, con quien ejtaj (substituting the s for j) aquí??? Meaning: who you with??? That sounds more like Puerto Ricans from the island. Now Puerto Ricans born in the states talk more like Dominicans, but we talk with a different accent.
As a brazilian I'm like "yeah, I'm definitely latino", then you would differentiate latinos by the way they speak spanish, in this case I guess iit would be just "If don't speak spanish at all, thats a brazilian".
@@bioemiliano the sounds are completely different Portuguese from Portugal looks more like Russian while in Brazil there are so many different accents.
As a Cuban who spent some of their childhood in a Dominican/Puerto Rican neighborhood of Jersey City...this is straight up accurate! But a simple way for me to tell another Cuban is to ask the very simple question, "¿Qué bola, asere?" Every other Latino would have no idea what I'm talking about, but every Cuban would know this as our way of saying "What's up, bro?" Thanks to colonization of the Caribbean, we all come in different colors. Wait until Gabriel finds out about Chinese-Cubans! In Manhattan's Upper West Side, there's a Chinese-Cuban fusion originally called La Caridad 78 founded in 1968 by Raphael Lee, and his son took over the business. The original closed in July 2020, but moved and reopened as La Caridad 72 in 2023. While the chefs overtime were replaced with ones from Mainland China, ONE Chinese-Cuban chef remained, and he had a Cuban accent SO thick, that you just wouldn't expect it to come out of his mouth (there's a Great Big Story vid with the restaurant featured). But seriously, Chinese-Cuban cuisine IS a thing. Baby back ribs with guava barbecue sauce is an example of this!
Bro I went to a cuban chinese restaurant in NYC once and that was probably it. Best Lemon chicken I've ever had. Being cuban myself it made sense why the flavors were so much more familiar to me than traditional Chinese food. Suck that it closed down.
My father flew to Rio way back in the 90s before flying became a chore, He and my mother got bumped to First Class. They brought out the coffee service with normal enough looking tea cups, and poured in about a shot. My dad looked at it and was like, "What's this?" "Cafe." "Why didn't you fill it?" "Would you like me to, sir?" "Please." So she did, with this sort of 'I want to laugh but I don't dare' expression on her face. Just like Fluffy said - it was Super Juiced coffee. It wasn't a beverage, it was a street drug! He managed to get through the cup and was wired to his eyeballs the rest of the flight. He brought back an entire suitcase of that coffee.
First time I went to Starbucks it was in Florida and I was 15. Ask for a coffee, the smallest size, get a 300ml cup. Hmmm, ok, that’s too much coffee I am going to die for suRE. First sip and I turned to my brother and asked “why do they serve watered down coffee? Is it because I am a minor? This tastes really bad I can’t drink 300ml of it.” he tells me “idk, ask for an espresso”. Ok, fine, order the espresso. IT’S WEAK ESPRESSO. I later asked the barista if they serve watered coffee to teenagers or something like that and the barista goes like “are you Brazilian?“ “yeah, why?” “That’s how coffee is here, get used to it 😂”. I was gutted.
@@RenanRozante The name actually came from WWII. American troops stationed in Europe didn't like the flavor is the espresso so they would take a shot and put water in it to make it more like what they were familiar with.
So I’m a Black guy (USA not Latino or Caribbean) but I have a cousin that’s half Puertorican and he’s married to a full Cuban woman. I’m the proud “Padrino” to two of their lovely daughters. I studied Spanish in school but PR Spanish is soooo fast!! You nailed it! And, yes, Cubans scare me lol. “Why is she yelling at me??” 😂 You’re funny dude!!!
@boebender I’m a African American woman but I don’t like basketball , I like hockey , nascar , bull riding and formula 1 ( the international version of nascar imagine driving a car about 110 miles a hour ) , I will destroy a bowl of gumbo in less than 5 seconds yes it’s spicier then a mug but I don’t care THE SPICE IS WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION
Honestly, probably proud considering your English is also amazing. Don't know why that would be shameful to understand what he said... I'm still working on my Spanish after 5 years of classes and such.
@@MechanisCaduceus I don't know if you know this, but PR has been an American territory for like 120 years. They teach English in school, but whether or not people learn it is another thing. The overwhelming majority of PRs speak English as naturally as any other Anglo. I'm not trying to come off as condescending, I promise. I just don't know how much you do or don't know. A lot of Europeans are politely unknowledgeable about American territories and how American they can be, for example.
I drank eight tiny cups of espresso at a party for a Brazilian exchange student going back home. Two hours later, I thought I was dying, and my heart rate was one continuous banging inside my chest. 😳
I've never had Cuban coffee before, but I have fallen into the trap of Turkish coffee before. My first trip to Turkey I had several tiny cups with breakfast, drinking like a typical North American. I'm pretty sure my heart turned into a hummingbird for a few hours. That stuff is no joke. Now when I travel, when I order something and it comes in a configuration I'm not accustomed to, I think really hard about the consequences before I ask anyone to adjust the size.
He's one of the best... His originality & storytelling is on point!!! His voices he makes, he's what you pay good money to go see... You know you're getting your money worth
Ralphie May did a very similar cuban coffee bit-- don't know who came first but I think I heard Ralphie's version about ten years ago, may he rest in peace.
"That is the only way Cubans can make that swim." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG, if my neighbors weren't awake before, they are now from hearing me laugh so hard! Fluffy is so freaking hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
The guy is one of the greats. He is inventive and almost never goes for CHEAP SHOCK HUMOR. His story telling is outstanding. When I want feel good humor, this 65 year old Gringo watches Fluffy.
As an Anglo who lived in Puerto Rico for years and now speaks with primarily Mexicanos, I had to laugh. My daughter is a physician who volunteers work in South America every year and we both get a chuckle on how we can tell the difference in the cultures Gabriel jokes about. Great performer and ambassador for Latinos everywhere.
I am a medical interpreter and I hate it when I have to speak with Cubans, Dominicans and Ricans. They do not pronounce the "R", they put an "L" instead. Also the "S" they put an "J." Example: Dotol (Doctor) me llego una calta (carta) vo a comel (voy a comer) do (dos 2) tre (tres 3) I get offended when they say they speak Spanish. Pueltolico????
The coffee story reminds me of the time when a Canadian reporter was here in Brazil covering the Olympics and was complaining about the size of the coffee cups they were being served in the press center (they are like 50ml, more or less 1.7oz - almost like the size of a single espresso cup)... Oh boy! A war started! Those coffees are really strong and you don't want to drink a lot of it straight away, you drink little by little. If you are used or are drinking at home you'll drink in a bigger cup.
I remember but people overreacted because he explained why the size is so small. I remember he replied something like "It seems like coffee is a sensitive subject here". 😂
Tell you. I'm from Norway and I would have downed that bowl and been a ok. Norway is one of top consumers of coffee. We can take it, have a good long shit and move on with our lives.
my college roommate was cuban. a semester last class required a long term assignment over a weekend. The assignment was very involved. my roommate fixed us some "old country coffee" then sat back with a bowl of popcorn to enjoy the show. He told me my group was talking faster than morse code. we got the work done. I fell asleep right around dawn. I woke up on the evening of the following DAY. The stuff is no joke.
Grew up in a diverse area & the speed of Spanish is spot on. From an outsider perspective of watching my Puerto Rican & Mexican friends speak to each other.
@@familyandfriends3519 Not sure how this applies to my statement as all I said was they speak Spanish. I can't speak for how every individual feels, but I would never tell my Puerto Rican friends they can't identify as Hispanic or Latino.
@@luv2bevl1 I as a Mexican is Hispanic because we are linked to Spain, however, the true and only Latin/Latino is a Roman of the Roman empire, i.e Spain, Italy, France, Portugal and Romania. We Mexicans are just linked to them via DNA, language, culture (traditions, structures, religion/creeds, system, gastronomy etc).
@@theultrawarrior7448 I said Spanish as in Language. Don't know why you went into all that. I think the Latin/Latino thing is actually a mater of perspective since some Hispanic ppl I know do think of themselves that way. But regardless the only reason it was brought up was from someone else commenting on here, not me.
I am from Greece and we drink our coffee pretty strong, so in Cuba I was really at home with their coffee, which by the way is excellent. But he is right, you can't drink too much of Cuban coffee (or traditional Greek coffee either) without staying sleepless for a couple of days.
@@sappakia Yes I'm talking about the traditional Greek coffee which is indeed similar to the Turkish coffee. But we do drink all kinds of coffee all the time, Greeks are heavy coffee drinkers.
As a Dominican 🇩🇴, my mom remarried a Cuban. And the coffee thing is so true. My step dad would have a little cup of coffee every morning. He couldn't live without it
My dad is Dominican and when I was 18 my ex girlfriend (girlfriend at the time) was over at our house for the day. She asked my dad why he had a tiny cup of coffee. He tried explaining to her that it was expresso. Much like Cuban coffee, it's very strong. She didn't believe him and went to the kitchen and poured herself a mug of expresso(bustello), from the large stovetop expresso perculator my dad had. She was super hyper for about 10 minutes then I heard a horrible rumbling from her gut. She BOLTED to the bathroom. I'm talking a full sprint! And then I hear "Babe. . .I think I uhhh. . .made a mistake! She was in there for over an hour and came out of the bathroom sweating. Like she was visibly sick. And I had to give her tea for her stomach.
LOL it reminds me of my husband. When he met my uncle and his family. They had made green chili stew. Made with super hot chili my uncle grows. I told him it is super hot you really don't want it. He said I eat hot chili and the fact my uncle and cousins ate it like it was plain stew didn't help. Well he ate it and it was burning him. He got done went to watch TV and bolt to restroom. He told me it is burning him something awful. We gave him a half gallon of ice cream.
@@alissagonzales735, sounds like a guest we had over one night when we lived in Atlanta. He asked for hot sauce and my wife put the bottle of Cholula on the table and then the bottle of Sheriff Jim Taylor's Garlic and Herb Sauce next to. We told him don't put too much on if he'd never had either before. He grabbed the Cholula and put it on his food like he would Texas Pete or Frank's.🤦🏽♂️ He instantly regretted it.😂 And then he started sweating. I gave him some bread to calm things and he could speak he said the next time he'll listen. We had a guy one night in a truckstop mix both sauces together and we warned him not to do it. He turned different shades of red, sweated and his eyes watered. They're great separately but don't mix. Mount Airy, NC, is where I used to get Sheriff Jim Taylor's Garlic and Herb Sauce. Mount Airy is also known as Mayberry if you haven't started to wonder. The last thing I bought up there before being retired from driving was Aunt Bea's Cookbook for my wife.
Thank you for enlightening everyone on how we come in many different shapes, sizes and colors. Everyone has this idea every Latino is lighter skinned etc. 🥰👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 That’s not so. I’m Puerto Rican and grew up in San Diego. Having to explain this ALLLLL THE TIME is exhausting. 🤪
As a part white/part Mexican, I've never been a fan of coffee. It has to be brewed right, or it's just dark hot water. But after seeing this (when originally posted) I just had to go to the closet Cuban restaurant and purchase one to go and I loved it! Then was extremely happy to have found a Cuban dulceria that sells the most awesome pastries and bags of Gaviña coffee beans! It's a 35-45 minute drive but so worth it. It's the only coffee I'll do.
@@murakyo79 Simon, but the white ones gotta point out they’re white. “We didn’t have to marry up because we were always on top.” 😉 (source: white chilangos) But seriously, he probably means half Mexican, half gringo. Cut him some slack!
We Dominicans talk fast and loud lol. We love our coffee as well and drink a lot of herbal teas and eat a lot of stews. Rice and root vegetables are a must but most importantly...el platano!!!! Plantains 😋
As a gentleman with a Colombian mother, I can relate to his descriptions about how people speak Spanish. My Mum always sounds like she is reading the news from a television prompter on tv whenever she speaks. It's a Colombian trait where everything has to be pronounced perfectly and super clear.
What she speaks is Castilian...The Southern part of Spain does not speak like that...We speak a "Paleo Gitanillo" y Andaluz when it comes to Spanish...We can understand eachother just fine...It's all the same language from the same country...Besitos pa Colombia...💖
my spanish is not good but i find i can understand nayyib bukele (el salvador) when he delivers a speech. i think he uses a very standard dialect and he enunciates everything clearly.
I have only been around a few Cubans and Mexicans. But I've been around a lot of Puerto Ricans. And when I first watched this before he got to it, I thought oh, Puerto Ricans speak very quickly, English and Spanish! And very animated too! I love it!
My sister has a mild to moderate coffee addiction. The one time she ever tried Cuban coffee, I swear her pupils expanded beyond the whites of her eyes, with a small, demonic little smile. I still thank every sacred deity in every religion I can think of that someone had brought her some instead of getting it from the restaurant ourselves, because she was doing a fantastic Gollum impression once it wore off, and I am convinced that she would have drank herself into a heart attack via that stuff if she had unlimited access.
👍🏼!!!! My husband was Cuban! I’m Puertorriqueña!! We had a son AND daughter. (That “mix” is very common - in my family in particular!) WE DEFINITELY!!!!! ARE TWO WINGS FROM THE SAME BIRD!!! 🦅 !!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!! 😉!!!!!😍 ❤️
I was told a story by my parents about when my brothers were very young and they were visiting our Puerto Rican grandmother. At one point they said they could speak Spanish and apparently they started saying a bunch of non words really fast because that’s how it sounded to them.
I like the coffee from Colombia and Brazil. American coffee? Meh... I used to live near a Brazilian shop. Every time they got coffee in, it seemed like every Brazilian in town came to stock up on it. I like Guaraná myself, but Brazilians drink coffee religiously.
As someone who learned Spanish in high school, perfected it in college and speaks it fluently and regularly among Puerto Rican friends and coworkers I've been told by native speakers in places like Spain that I speak Spanish with an American accent but my dialect sounds like a blend of Puerto Rican and Mexican inflections on the language. So I can relate to this.
I grew up with Mexicans, lived and worked in NYC with Puerto Ricans and lived in Florida and had alot of Cuban friends. Everthing he says is "Spot On". Cubans do love their coffee very very strong. I must say I love each of their cultures and the food👍👍
I find really funny this thing about Cubans talking like they were angry . I remenber once that my husband and I were at a store (We are Spaniards and this happpened in Madrid) and this Cuban man enters asking for the nearest post office and two ladies from Castilla León there started giving him directions. Suddenly the man was really mad saying "Why are you yelling at me, I'm only only asking for the post office". We had to intervine and explain him that it was only their way of speaking and that they were actually being nice and trying to help him. He wasn't really conviced when he left the store. I guess he wasn't used to people sounding even angrier.😂
If he was Cuban, he knew about the Crazy Gallegos with alpargatas from the bodega...Believe me...He was just being nice and asserting his position above theirs in his fake humbleness...That's how slick Cubans are...Don't let demeanor fool ya....😂😂😂...You all learned from Franco, but he learned it from Fidel...😂😂😂...Bechitos...💖
I’m Mexican and I find both Spanish accents from Spain and from Cuba similar on that regard that they sound strong However if a waiter asks you. Que eh lo que tú quiere? I think that sounds rude, regardless the language or the accent 😁
That is strange do to that I am a Cuban American, both great grandparents where from Galicia and The Basque land (Vascos) and Cubans in general tend to speak loud, remember Cubans descend from Northern Spaniards, Galicia, Asturias, Castilla la Vieja, Basque (Vascos), Catalanes and the Canary Islands.
My sister-in-law is Puerto Rican. I was in Arizona on a business trip and I saw something I thought my nephew might like (not unusual, I don't have kids so I used to get small things for my nephews when I went somewhere and would give them out usually with a story about the place I was in when I got it), so I called her up and asked if it might be a good surprise gift. I got a 10 minute lecture about how "WE ARE NOT MEXICAN!!!!!!". Seriously, I thought she was going to blow out the speaker on my phone. Apparently, even though the hat said Arizona, it was a Mexican style and that offended her. Needless to say, I did not get the hat.
Fluffy, you are an international treasure. SO glad that coffee didn't send you to the ER! Loved when you showed love to the Indians when you were talking about your shows in India. A genuine, warm human being.
Where I grew up in NJ there were a large population of Puerto Ricans and Cubans. I can attest what this man says is true. Cubans always seemed to be in a bad mood, and were very forthright and forceful. And Puerto Ricans spoke very, very fast. Even other native Spanish speakers were like "Hey, slow it down a bit!"
@@wiiink Where at in NJ?? I grew up in Hopatcong. Most of the Latinos there were Puerto Rican. But other others also. Oddly enough, at that time, no Mexicans. I also spent a LOT of time in Dover, as well as the rest of Morris and Essex counties.
So good! I learned Spanish in Santo Domingo, and the teachers told us (we were all priests and nuns) that they weren't going to teach us 'their' Spanish, but 'regular' Spanish. We asked why was that and they said because Dominicans speak so fast that no one else can understand them. Only later when I understood a little of the language did I realize that it's true. We would joke that Dominicans speak so fast, they don't have time to pronounce all the letters! (Some other time I will have to tell you what their faces looked like when we asked them how to curse. Trust me, we knew not everyone would be nice around us and we wanted to know what they said. LOL!)
i noticed mainly carribeans speak too fast. im chicano in georgia and often spoke spanish to a black guy from Dominic at work, whenever he appeared out of nowhere, angry and speaking full spanish I had trouble at first, even this older mexican lady who didn't speak any english couldn't understand him too much, had to translate for both of them.
Mr. GI is one of the greatest comedians! He has great materials, great delivery, and everyone can watch and listen to him. A very super talented comedian, your the GOAT!
Only Gabriel can tell this jokes without sounding arrogant or prejudice. As a latino from Brazil, I can relay to this dynamic. When I lived in California, people from both side of the border between Mexico and US , seems to be puzzled by listening to a Latino speaking Portuguese
I'm part Mexican and Portuguese and live in California which has a diverse Latino culture. But, I realize I have never met a Cuban here. All I can think about when he talked about this was when Ricky Ricardo from I Love Lucy would get upset and rapid fire Spanish. lol However, I do know Mexicans that also rapid fire when they talk. Not all of us are that relaxed. 🤣Even just in speaking English me and my family will talk really fast.
@@cbot375 Plus, we do the most with it. Adding all types of creams and sweeteners to the point where it's not even just coffee anymore, it's a whole azz milkshake. 🤣🤣
My Puerto Rican painter is hilarious. He talks fast and LOUD when speaking in Spanish. Of course he is the same way when speaking English . He is so funny we laugh a lot. Oh and he is a good painter😁
I’m thankful for the time I lived in south Florida. Before that I thought Spanish was Spanish but I learned how to tell where someone was from by the way they spoke Spanish. I went to radiology technology school in Hialeah and made some awesome friends there. Latinos are a beautiful and diverse group of people.
I remember some 45 years ago, my Cuban fellow student and apartment neighbor and his wife invited me and my wife for dinner. After, they serve cafecito. He warned me it was strong. It was a demitasse cup. I remember that I stayed awake all night, but that was ok because if I didn't, I would have wet the bed. The dinner was amazing. The coffee was good, but I don't drink coffee anyway. The school was up north, but he was from Florida. Interestingly many years later, we both practice in Florida.
I have a Mexican mom. She had a Guatemalan friend. Now that lady talked fast. Mom used to tell me that talking to Cubans was like talking to someone from the southern United States. Cubans have a thick accent.
I actually lived next to an old Cuban couple back when I lived in Cudahy, California. I could now tell that the strong smell from their house was coffee. The food my neighbor’s wife made was on a WHOLE other level. And they were both really kind. The way they talked too was very matter of factly too. They would often have people over for a game of Dominoes and Craps.
I worked with Cubans for about 9 years. I'm Mexican-American and speak Spanish fluently. It took me a while to understand them because they speak fast. My first day they introduced me to un cafecito. I was 13. And because of my world travels I can pretty much tell where someone is from by looking at their features. Yes, there's black Cubans and white Mexicans with blue eyes and blonde hair like my mom. Leave your zip code once in a while ppl. 😉
@@fischy947 I'm not sure if they were enslaved. Contract labor in Hawaii & the U.S. was a form of indenture-time limited slavery used on Chinese & Japanese people. Pancho Villa and his army made a habit of murdering any Asians they encountered, and some Americans (U.S.) The exact origins of Chinese emigration to Mexico may have been indenture. This obtained in Cuba after African slaves were freed in 1868. Sometime after Mexican Independence African slaves were freed there.
I had a Cuban friend in Southern Florida make me a cup of Cuban coffee....Dear Lord! It just about blew my shoes off it was so strong. Gabriel, you are so funny and so right on with your breakdown of different Spanish speaking people. I just moved from New Mexico and a whole different accent there.
🇵🇷 y 🇨🇺: Boricuas y Cubanxs, ambas islas son hermanas y han pasado por las mismas y se han acompañado en luchas🇵🇷🇨🇺 Las banderas son las alas de un mismo parajo (la bamdera Puertoriqueña fue modelada tras la de Cuba en honor a nuestra solidaridad) y entre Cuba y Puerto Rico se creo el mejor genero de música, la Salsa❤ Y a ambas gente le gusta el cafe FUERTE como nuestro caracter y nuestro lenguaje!❤️🔥
@AntilleanConfederation no es falta de respeto es el vocablo nuevo que estan introduciendo, vocabulario inclusivo que Gabriel Iglesias mismo menciona en su show en netflix. Como por ejemplo, ya no se dice el hombre, se dice el ser humano
@@NeAZ pretty much your guess is correct (as much as I know) "-ito" you can guess is like a diminutive suffix. Example: Perro = Dog. Perrito = Little Dog or more like how in English, people say doggo, puppy, and such. If someone where to put that suffix in your name they are either insulting you or are just using it as a form of endearment. Depends on tone/context. There is a suffix for bigger but since Gabriel was setting up a Joke that's easy for all people to understand, he said that line. Since Spanish is my primary language at birth this was hilarious.
@@KlyosXA I'm Spanish myself, it's just that no other word came to my mind and I thought I was just missing something. Appreciate your explanation, though, thank you! 🙂
He is Mexican American. He doesn't know how to use diminutivos or aumentativos. The opposite of -ito is -ote. Like cafecito, cafezote. That joke doesn't make sense to a native Spanish speaker
@@smartassboy Thanks for that explanation...I too got confused ...Thought it had to do with, like:...We say SIENTATE and Central Americans say, SENTATE...No "I" in their version...Sounded real funny to me, first time I heard it...Blessings...💖
Mexican mom, Colombian dad, Cuban stepdad, born in Miami - everything from telling apart the way you speak Spanish to the accent to cafecitos WAS SPOT ON AND HILARIOUS 🤣
Ok!!
How strong is cafecitio Cubano?
Not quite. Cubans don't speak Spanish at all, they speak Spanglish!
I've been to Mexico and Colombia. Some of my own ancestry is Spanish and Mexican, so I've got distant relatives in Spain, Mexico, Colombia, Chile, and Puerto Rico. Three different ways to pronounce 'sencillo' in Spanish, depending on where someone is from. I thought -ico , 'un poquitico', was just Colombian until I heard Cubans use it too. If someone says 'guaguá', they're Caribbean. 'Buseta', they're Colombian, and you might want to warn them about using this word in Brazil. 😁 Some Mexican friends have asked me if I was Cuban. No, just Spanish and Mexican. Still, when I was in Colombia some people asked me if I had relative there. Yes, but distant relatives through my great-great-great-grandfather from Spain. He came to Texas, and his wife came from Mexico. I'm sure some of his relatives who moved to Latin America did so because Spanish is spoken in the countries they moved to. I have a few distant relatives who live in the Mexican state of Nuevo León, near Monterrey.
The true Latin america mix
Fluffy: "get me a full sized cup of cafecito"
Waiter: "so you've chosen death"
". . . a full sized cup of cafecito" is a contradiction in terms because "cito" means small (or little) so a "cafecito" is a small coffee. What Fluffy actually says is "Bring me a full sized cup of coffee."
hahaha
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I am that person who does ask for a regular size cup of it at Cafe Havana and then insists after the manager strongly advises against it. And I don't regret it one bit. But they give me what should probably cost at least $30.00 so I feel a little guilty. But dayam it's good.
"Alberto, un cafecito, senor". Tommy Vercetti, Grand Theft Auto Vice City.
To all the people saying us Puerto Ricans speak too fast; you haven't met our Dominican neighbors. Those people really apply the meaning of speed to their speech!
As a Dominican this is so true but we dont have the barrio accent we speak “normal” Spanish, i thought we spoke pretty decent and slow until my white british boyfriend heard my mom and grandma talk he was astounded at how fast they spoke lmao
Both sides are speeding the limit, I'm Peruvian and I have a hard time keeping up with a three way conversation without needing to focus on the words and not fall off the trail.
Dont forget adding animals to their convo. Tigre, tigeraso, etc etc love Dominicans
Puerto Rico is not Spanish and Hispanic and Latino until given back to Spain and getting independence only from Spain your Americans now
@@familyandfriends3519
1) Hispanic = relating to Spain or to Spanish-speaking countries, especially those of Latin America.
2) *you're
Do a bit of research before you speak about something you don't know shit about
Love that Gabriel is so funny without murmuring one curse word. His insight into people is unique and spot on.
I died when he said "Vaya con Dios" making that big-ass cross gesture 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Idk if you speak Spanish but if you don’t, you should say mamaguevo to the first old Hispanic lady you find, it’s an informal way of saying hi that was popular in their time :)
Not like Richard Pryor huh?.
What? 🤨😅 He was cussing in spanish.
@@ADayintheLifeoftheTw If you don’t know it, then it didn’t happen for you.
As an Italian, Cubans drink coffee like God Meant it, Salute hermanos.
Bendiciones para Italia...Salute...💖
É vero, non dimenticare il café cubano!
U should try the Portuguese one
Vietnamese put a little favor in their kick
I wanted to write the exact same thing! The "cafecito" is caffè properly done. It receives the seal of approval by us Italians.
As a Cuban, although coffee is definitely in our blood, our preferred alcoholic drink is definitely rum.
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I’m wondering about tequila being the most popular with Mexicanos. In my town the ordinary people drink cerveza and mezcal in that order. Occasionally you might come across pulque. I think tequila might be a Mexican-American thing.
@@MarcosElMalo2 Tequila is a special type of mezcal. Im pretty sure most people outside of mexico wouldnt be able to tell the difference.
So that's why the rum is gone.
first few times, i read that as "cum"
"You gonna recognize by the way they speak Spanish"
Me, a Brazilian: 🤡
Bruh fr was thinking the same thing
We’ll never get invited to the party ... 😂
Damn, guys, looks like you just gotta switch 🤣
@@kamranismayilzade3789 I’m learning Spanish so I can change my “race” to Hispanic so the Americans can hate me equally.
Mexicans: Dragged Out
Puerto Ricans: Fast
Cubans: Overly serious
Brazilians: Para el culo
I don't see an issue here
When I was very young I lived in Orlando and there was this awesome Cuban restaurant that my father used to take me to for "boy's night" once a month, which was just my dad and me since I was an only child. It was meant to be a bonding experience, and the people at the restaurant came to know us. I don't remember the name, and I'd be surprised if it was still there (the last time we went was when I was 10, 35 years ago).
My father would always get a cup of cafecito at the end of the meal, and because the restaurant owner knew I wanted to be a "big man", even though I was really young, he would bring me my own "cafecito", which was just a small cup of warm milk with maybe -- MAYBE -- a teaspoon of coffee in it.
The people who owned that restaurant were just the best damn people in the world. The place was small and it was clear that they were far from rich, but they always brought me extra plantains and always sat and talked with us for a while when we were there.
so like why share this and let us know it was awesome? To let us know it's sad we can't go visit it or that you can't remember any of the people in it? What the duck is up you ducker? >_>
@@bloodlytaoist I don't know man. I was just sharing a story from my childhood that was related to the comedy skit, that's all.
I love your story. I could feel the nostalgia through those words
That's a sweet memory 😊
You were considered to be family.
This guy is always hilarious,he’s got a way to make you laugh at the jokes even if you don’t speak or understand Spanish.
Yes, he clues you in. The tinted partition really got me.
He has that natural way of being funny. In a sea of comedians very few have this gift.
As an American who started learning Spanish 3 years ago for my GF and her family, trust me - the jokes get FUNNIER.
Romans 10:9 because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
Informant ~ whistleblower ~ media: Most people would like the Americans incharge of our country to feel a little Tranquility, one of the first things our government's constitution states as a goal. The real fight is in the media, about 20 million subscribe to this form of internet "news" which is; opinion driven, politically motivated, well funded, ad appreciated and stupid to foolish. I know that it's an opinion which is really my political satire for today, however 150 plus million voted in the last presidential election, the other 200 million didn't, why? Because, the media didn't do a very good job of telling the truth. We all understand when you throw suffer on a fire, you get nice looking flames, well the chemist do. My point being, we are paying more to live today. Whose responsibility is that, Americans. If you want more we fight for it with money, the more you have the harder you fight, and the more you win, except the less money we all have. Mar-a-Lago is a home and a club, it's not the Alamo, Santa Anna did not kill everyone that was fight there, but the people that did do whatever they did do on "Monday morning" could have taken Santa Anna, so yes we are a much stronger country, but to call someone and informant ~ whistleblower ~ on a former president, who by some account was talking to the folks incharge may have not crossed the Bill Travis' Line. The more the media plays fast and loose with their air time, the higher the risk to Americans will pay more for freedom, and words have consequences, those that lie are always judged by history. Some of the media like the DNC some like the RNC a few hate Americans, that's the America we fight for, we never want people getting hurt, but China killed 6 million people so far with whatever you call 19, and this is piece time, China has 10 Trillion dollars worth of our US Bonds, that's a high price to pay if they want to attack one of their own, Russia is waring with a former state, that's a personal thing for Putin, the "bad middle east" is trying to take over the world, as a god thing. Meanwhile the media is fighting over who can have 10 million subscribers, and the American people are torn apart because both sides pay billions to get people on their shows, if some of us find that silly, think about this, 200 million didn't vote, silly would not be their word, our history mostly tells the tail, we are 5 minutes away from speaking Japanese, MIDWAY, we are 5 minutes away from speaking German, D-Day and the tanks were held back, we are 5 minutes away from speaking French, Spanish, Dutch, Portuguese, or a dozen others. We talk our own language ~ farcical. History will let us now who won, who lost and why, but until that time has come ~ the leaders of our country need to understand, words have consequences, the media needs to understand words have consequences, but the people need to understand the votes have consequences, as the saying goes......HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW ....... If you don't want to be compared to "bad people" don't do foolish things, if you don't want to be compared to "fools" don't do or say stupid things, and if you want to be compared with "good people" be good and say truth and act like an American, and if don't want to be compared, you're in the wrong country, we are all measured by our time, our times, and our actions, words and stuff. You can be a Washington, a Lincoln, a Patton or a Booth. All are dead, all have history, 7 million babies have been aborted RVW they have no history. We are in the most important time in our history, until the next time. That's the way it works in our America, we had a few good years, they seem to have failed to be appreciated by us, we don't get them back, but they are now part of our history, in 18 months you can see the difference words make, or feel the history around us. I have no knowledge of "WHAT'S NEXT" as Jeb would say, but I do know that history will say, it will tell the story of America, and those that see, read or study, those Americans will judge the people of today ~ and they will do it as a study of our stupidness, greatness or foolishness, and the people, a Lincoln or a Booth those are the only two standards most in politics are based your are either right or wrong.
As a Dominican 🇩🇴, my mom remarried a Cuban. And the coffee thing is so true. My step dad would have a little cup of coffee every morning. He couldn't live without it 😂. It was two things we never ran out of in my house. Rice and coffee 😂
😂😂😂 The accuracy
Same in Costa Rica bro
Que lo que 🇩🇴
Lol
As a dominocan that's accurate, we sometimes we pour our rice into the coffee and eat it like rice. And it has to be biryani otherwise it's not authentic, and ypu can add black beans it makes it rich in flavour.
I’m Puerto Rican and grew up in a Cuban neighborhood. Since childhood I been drinking those shots of coffee. When he said he drank the whole bowl I gasped out loud! The most I’ve ever had is 3 shots and that gave me heart palpitations and an upset stomach. A whole bowl is a real emergency!
I did a thing like that when I was a teenager back in the 80s. I wanted to make myself some coffee before I went to my Subway gig, and my mom had this dutch chocolate coffee in the freezer. It smelled great, so I set about making a pot of it. "Let's see...bag says one scoop per cup - it's a 10-cup pot, so that's 10 scoops!" By the time I got to work everything was very weird and everything sounded like I was in the bottom of a huge bucket. I didn't do that again.
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But even Mexicans have the weirdest accents. Put a norteño, a yucateco, and a poblano in the same room and then wait for the Monty Python sketch to unfold.
HAHAHAHA the monty phyton 😭 but is puebla accent really weird? Idk um from puebla and I think it sounds normal
@@nellpaz7853My parents are from Puebla, and we speak rather normally. Paced out and the words are easy to understand, but when I went to Puebla 2 years ago, my family who is from there speak normally as well but they do drag out some words making it sound like how Fluffy interpreted it. But overall, there is really no stereotypical “accent” from Puebla unless there are other influences of the people there from other parts of Mexico.
Fr i always thought central mexicans sound like the regular mexican accent. My dad is poblano, and my mom is from morelos 😊@nellpaz7853
"I'm not a -ito, I'm a -ande" gets me everytime 🤣
Ariana Grande should be Ariana Grito 😁😂
The joke is funny, but the grammar has been anglicized for the benefit of a larger audience that might be more familiar with the suffix "-ande". The correct ending for something large is "-ote" and "-ota", not "-ande". For example, a dog, "perro", is "perrito" (if small) and perrote (if large and male) and "perrota" (if large and female). "Very grande", like Gabriel is, would be "grandote". :-) :-) :-)
@@just1ooking He IS grandisimo, indeed!
@@irairod5160 What about -ón?
@@Enigmatism415 Yes, /--on/ works for some words, but to inflect "cafe" and "grande", we would say cafecito, cafesote, not cafeson, and grande, grandote, grandecito (colloquial for "sorta big") grandisimo...or modify the word to say "grandullon". That one is very infrequently used. For a large "carreta", for example, you do say "carreton", so, good question.
As a black American from Georgia, I can tell you that what he says about the variety of races in the Cuban and PR population is true. I went was visiting Miami's Little Havana section and saw a dark skinned black man with long dreadlocks. I thought he was Jamaican. I tried to ask him directions on how to get to certain spot I was looking for and neither one of us understood the other. Much love and respect to Latin culture though. I need to learn Spanish.
There is nothing new about this. I am African American and I can't understand how it isn't more common knowledge that more African slaves were sent to South America and Cariibean islands than what it is now USA. Cuba always had a large black presence. The culture of Afro-Cubans is very influential.
@@Hibbs4Prez I agree. Also, there are a lot of great black Latino baseball players and boxers who are from those countries.
@@Hibbs4Prez Even in the Dominican Republic, Cuba and Venezuela (and other Caribbean countries) white people are a minority. And miscegenation is almost 100%.
@@LoganCharlesII have you learned Spanish yet?
@@Hibbs4Prez Only 4% of the slaves from Africa ended up in the present day USA. Brazil and Caribbean got the most and some went to Europe too.
The three accents that Gabriel left out in this video were Argentinian 🇦🇷(which sounds Italian 🇮🇹), Colombian 🇨🇴, and Venezuelan 🇻🇪. But the Mexican 🇲🇽, Cuban 🇨🇺, and Puerto Rican 🇵🇷 that he did use were definitely spot on.
He left out many other accents: Peruvian, Chilean, Bolivian, Ecuadorian, all the central American ones, etc.
The Argentinians sound like they are from Italy -- The Mejicanos sound like they are singing --
I'm Dominican 🥺 he left us out too
@@inkomidoriya351Yes, 100%! He surprised me by mentioning Dominicans then totally leaving out how to tell them apart from the others. I don't know if it's b/c the Dominican accent is difficult to mimick or what...though even the comedian on SNL who is Cuban-Dominican did not seem to be able to mimick it during a skit where he briefly protrayed each of his parents (he kept doing the Cuban accent for both). Heck, I've tried mimicking my dad's accent but I cannot, though I prob naturally had it until I went through speech therapy as a little for it: it was deemed an 'impediment', but my 'impediment' was me literally pronouncing English words the Spanish way...which led to some unintended cursing in both languages 😬
@@JoaquinRodrigUEzPbrazilian too? Although they dont speak spanish, theyre latinos too.
I went to Miami once and had a cuban sandwich with their coffee shot. I was confused why I couldnt fall asleep until after 2am and I realized it was the coffee lol
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because " es un cafecito"
You forgot to add Chico at the end. "Es un cafecito Chico..."@@BuzzCruise5743
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I once tried cuban coffee, a friend of mine that came from there liked his coffee as authentic as it goes, and served me and my sisters (we're all female) shot-glasses of the thing, i wanted to look like I enjoyed it as I like coffee, expresso, americano, any coffee goes for me, so I asked for a cup, not a glass, drank the whole thing, and man, I wasn't sure if my heart stopped or was beating so fast it looked like a flat-line.
College students: I'll take your whole batch
@@nalanibelvin251 lo0olllll
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Cuban coffee is truly a blessing to the human race
Be glad it wasn't Turkish coffee
As a Puerto Rican, we absolutely talk like there's a time limit 🤣 Oh my God, man, I almost spit out my food when he said that 🤣 The first time I have my husband some Spanish Espresso coffee, I asked how much cream and sugar he wants. He goes, "Pfft, babe, I'm a man. I only drink black coffee." I said, "if you drink this black, your tongue will sprout hair and you will be wired until next Tuesday." 🤣
I speak like that when I have too much coffee 🤣
My mom is Puerto Rican and, yeah, that was straight up like peeking in on her family's conversations.
Actually the fast ones are domicans
As a 60 yr old Puerto Rican woman I’ve been drinking Bustello as far back as I can remember. I’m pretty sure it probably put in my bottle. One day I had about 3 cups forgetting that it was Bustello …. I had my place spotless in about an hour and was considering knocking on the neighbors doors and asking if I could clean their houses.
@@sanchez_luciano ive always been told is us chileans tho i think we dont speak that fast we just make words shorter
I'm Cuban and even I was praying to all of the Santos when he ordered a larger size Cuban coffee... that stuff don't play. In Haiti they use puffer fish to make zombies... In Cuba we use coffee. I had a Colombian bf who was a gamer... I introduced Cuban coffee. He basically looked at me, "F^
The cafecito is probably better for him than those awful energy drinks. Good.
Is it stronger than Puerto Rican cafe? Cafe Bustelo is the strongest cafe i have ever had.
@@inconnu4961 Café Bustelo is from New York and inspired by Cuban coffee so it's not really Puerto Rican. Pilón and La Llave are much more authentic to the Cuban coffee taste and, in my opinion, stronger.
Edit: If you want to try real coffee from Puerto Rico, try Alto Grande (high end, internationally available local brand), Café Rico (good local brand), or Yaucono (not as good as the other two, but more widely available outside of Puerto Rico).
Yooo😂
Yes!
Man, I still remember in college, talking to some of the Puerto Ricans... One of them asked me "Cong quien taqui?!" And I was like ... Taqui? Wtf is a taqui? Taqui.... And finally they slowed themselves down "con quien esta aqui" and I was like ooooolhhhhhhh
this made me laugh 😂
😂 we shorten many words. Ven pa'ca mi'jo= ven para acá mi hijo(come here my son).
@bernadettea0946
We don’t speak like that!!! That sounds like a Dominican, not Puerto Rican, we would sound more like: Mera, con quien ejtaj (substituting the s for j) aquí??? Meaning: who you with??? That sounds more like Puerto Ricans from the island. Now Puerto Ricans born in the states talk more like Dominicans, but we talk with a different accent.
As a brazilian I'm like "yeah, I'm definitely latino", then you would differentiate latinos by the way they speak spanish, in this case I guess iit would be just "If don't speak spanish at all, thats a brazilian".
And if they could take that bowl of coffee and not feel it at all, they're definitely Brazilians.
Portuguese is just weird spanish
@@bioemiliano the sounds are completely different Portuguese from Portugal looks more like Russian while in Brazil there are so many different accents.
@@bioemiliano Portuguese, spanish, french and italian are just weird latin
My dad used to tell me that Spanish was just badly spoken Portuguese, and Portuguese was just badly spoken Spanish.
We can all agree that we need an animated version of this.
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I agree
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Don't fix what ain't broken
Fluffy is so GOOD at EDUCATING & ENLIGHTENING
US ALL WITHOUT being RUDE
or OFFENSIVE. LOVE HIM! ❤🇱🇷🌍
As a Cuban who spent some of their childhood in a Dominican/Puerto Rican neighborhood of Jersey City...this is straight up accurate! But a simple way for me to tell another Cuban is to ask the very simple question, "¿Qué bola, asere?" Every other Latino would have no idea what I'm talking about, but every Cuban would know this as our way of saying "What's up, bro?" Thanks to colonization of the Caribbean, we all come in different colors. Wait until Gabriel finds out about Chinese-Cubans!
In Manhattan's Upper West Side, there's a Chinese-Cuban fusion originally called La Caridad 78 founded in 1968 by Raphael Lee, and his son took over the business. The original closed in July 2020, but moved and reopened as La Caridad 72 in 2023. While the chefs overtime were replaced with ones from Mainland China, ONE Chinese-Cuban chef remained, and he had a Cuban accent SO thick, that you just wouldn't expect it to come out of his mouth (there's a Great Big Story vid with the restaurant featured). But seriously, Chinese-Cuban cuisine IS a thing. Baby back ribs with guava barbecue sauce is an example of this!
Now I want ribs at 2 in the morning...
Thanks for sharing, learned something new today ❤
Bro I went to a cuban chinese restaurant in NYC once and that was probably it. Best Lemon chicken I've ever had. Being cuban myself it made sense why the flavors were so much more familiar to me than traditional Chinese food. Suck that it closed down.
❤️🔥 gracias por esta historia😍 me encanta aprender de mis Latinxs❤
La Caridad 78 was adored by all Latinos in NYC. It was iconic. Very happy memories there. Sad it closed.
My father flew to Rio way back in the 90s before flying became a chore, He and my mother got bumped to First Class. They brought out the coffee service with normal enough looking tea cups, and poured in about a shot. My dad looked at it and was like, "What's this?"
"Cafe."
"Why didn't you fill it?"
"Would you like me to, sir?"
"Please." So she did, with this sort of 'I want to laugh but I don't dare' expression on her face.
Just like Fluffy said - it was Super Juiced coffee. It wasn't a beverage, it was a street drug! He managed to get through the cup and was wired to his eyeballs the rest of the flight.
He brought back an entire suitcase of that coffee.
I dont blame him for bringing back an entire suitcase 🤣
Oh no.
First time I went to Starbucks it was in Florida and I was 15. Ask for a coffee, the smallest size, get a 300ml cup. Hmmm, ok, that’s too much coffee I am going to die for suRE. First sip and I turned to my brother and asked “why do they serve watered down coffee? Is it because I am a minor? This tastes really bad I can’t drink 300ml of it.” he tells me “idk, ask for an espresso”. Ok, fine, order the espresso. IT’S WEAK ESPRESSO. I later asked the barista if they serve watered coffee to teenagers or something like that and the barista goes like “are you Brazilian?“ “yeah, why?” “That’s how coffee is here, get used to it 😂”. I was gutted.
We have a watered version of an espresso here in Brazil and call it "americano"
@@RenanRozante The name actually came from WWII. American troops stationed in Europe didn't like the flavor is the espresso so they would take a shot and put water in it to make it more like what they were familiar with.
So I’m a Black guy (USA not Latino or Caribbean) but I have a cousin that’s half Puertorican and he’s married to a full Cuban woman. I’m the proud “Padrino” to two of their lovely daughters. I studied Spanish in school but PR Spanish is soooo fast!! You nailed it! And, yes, Cubans scare me lol. “Why is she yelling at me??” 😂 You’re funny dude!!!
@boebender I’m a African American woman but I don’t like basketball , I like hockey , nascar , bull riding and formula 1 ( the international version of nascar imagine driving a car about 110 miles a hour ) , I will destroy a bowl of gumbo in less than 5 seconds yes it’s spicier then a mug but I don’t care THE SPICE IS WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION
I don't knownif I should be proud or ashamed that I PERFECTLY understood what he was saying during the puerto rican example 💀😭
Honestly, probably proud considering your English is also amazing. Don't know why that would be shameful to understand what he said... I'm still working on my Spanish after 5 years of classes and such.
@@MechanisCaduceus I think it’s what people in the biz call a “humble brag”
Proud, definitely.
Proud! What did he say?
@@MechanisCaduceus I don't know if you know this, but PR has been an American territory for like 120 years. They teach English in school, but whether or not people learn it is another thing. The overwhelming majority of PRs speak English as naturally as any other Anglo.
I'm not trying to come off as condescending, I promise. I just don't know how much you do or don't know. A lot of Europeans are politely unknowledgeable about American territories and how American they can be, for example.
OMG! He nailed the Cubans! And, I’m Cuban American. 😂😂😂
I tried a similar trick in Turkiye years ago. Ordered four “because they were so little.”
Thought my heart was going to revolt.
Same with Greek coffee. Tiny cups but strong as hell LOL
@@shelbyk2193 Fun fact: Greek coffee was called Turkish coffee in Greece... until 1974
I drank eight tiny cups of espresso at a party for a Brazilian exchange student going back home. Two hours later, I thought I was dying, and my heart rate was one continuous banging inside my chest. 😳
@@brdrnda3805 Yes, you are correct. Love the coffee!
I've never had Cuban coffee before, but I have fallen into the trap of Turkish coffee before. My first trip to Turkey I had several tiny cups with breakfast, drinking like a typical North American. I'm pretty sure my heart turned into a hummingbird for a few hours. That stuff is no joke.
Now when I travel, when I order something and it comes in a configuration I'm not accustomed to, I think really hard about the consequences before I ask anyone to adjust the size.
He's one of the best... His originality & storytelling is on point!!! His voices he makes, he's what you pay good money to go see... You know you're getting your money worth
seriously, i love him
I disagree I think he is great
Ralphie May did a very similar cuban coffee bit-- don't know who came first but I think I heard Ralphie's version about ten years ago, may he rest in peace.
I love him but this was definitely a recreation of Jo Koy's how to tell Asians apart🤣
Ehh
"That is the only way Cubans can make that swim." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG, if my neighbors weren't awake before, they are now from hearing me laugh so hard! Fluffy is so freaking hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
The guy is one of the greats. He is inventive and almost never goes for CHEAP SHOCK HUMOR. His story telling is outstanding. When I want feel good humor, this 65 year old Gringo watches Fluffy.
As an Anglo who lived in Puerto Rico for years and now speaks with primarily Mexicanos, I had to laugh. My daughter is a
physician who volunteers work in South America every year and we both get a chuckle on how we can tell the difference in the cultures Gabriel jokes about. Great performer and ambassador for Latinos everywhere.
this one lack the thing about Puerto Rican. We speak spanish with our hands. If you watch us speak spanish you see our hands are constantly moving
I am a medical interpreter and I hate it when I have to speak with Cubans, Dominicans and Ricans. They do not pronounce the "R", they put an "L" instead. Also the "S" they put an "J." Example: Dotol (Doctor) me llego una calta (carta) vo a comel (voy a comer) do (dos 2) tre (tres 3) I get offended when they say they speak Spanish. Pueltolico????
@@1EQUALS-INFINITY pueRtoRico We are not Chinese. 🤬
@@caribbeantigress I know. Chinese speak better Spanish.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁
The coffee story reminds me of the time when a Canadian reporter was here in Brazil covering the Olympics and was complaining about the size of the coffee cups they were being served in the press center (they are like 50ml, more or less 1.7oz - almost like the size of a single espresso cup)... Oh boy! A war started! Those coffees are really strong and you don't want to drink a lot of it straight away, you drink little by little. If you are used or are drinking at home you'll drink in a bigger cup.
I remember but people overreacted because he explained why the size is so small. I remember he replied something like "It seems like coffee is a sensitive subject here". 😂
Tell you. I'm from Norway and I would have downed that bowl and been a ok. Norway is one of top consumers of coffee. We can take it, have a good long shit and move on with our lives.
@@Bennis83 ... Coffee is a part of brazilian culture, trust us when we say you don't really know what a strong one is.
@M E 😂🤣😂👊
That's exactly what I remembered as well.
my college roommate was cuban. a semester last class required a long term assignment over a weekend. The assignment was very involved. my roommate fixed us some "old country coffee" then sat back with a bowl of popcorn to enjoy the show. He told me my group was talking faster than morse code. we got the work done. I fell asleep right around dawn. I woke up on the evening of the following DAY. The stuff is no joke.
Grew up in a diverse area & the speed of Spanish is spot on.
From an outsider perspective of watching my Puerto Rican & Mexican friends speak to each other.
Puerto Rico is not Spanish and Hispanic and Latino until given back to Spain and getting independence only from Spain your Americans now
@@familyandfriends3519 Not sure how this applies to my statement as all I said was they speak Spanish.
I can't speak for how every individual feels, but I would never tell my Puerto Rican friends they can't identify as Hispanic or Latino.
@@luv2bevl1
I as a Mexican is Hispanic because we are linked to Spain, however, the true and only Latin/Latino is a Roman of the Roman empire, i.e Spain, Italy, France, Portugal and Romania. We Mexicans are just linked to them via DNA, language, culture (traditions, structures, religion/creeds, system, gastronomy etc).
@@theultrawarrior7448 I said Spanish as in Language. Don't know why you went into all that. I think the Latin/Latino thing is actually a mater of perspective since some Hispanic ppl I know do think of themselves that way. But regardless the only reason it was brought up was from someone else commenting on here, not me.
@@luv2bevl1
Just a fun fact. The oblivious always misconstrued and misuse terms. Facts are based on the objective and not the subjective.
Blessed day
I am from Greece and we drink our coffee pretty strong, so in Cuba I was really at home with their coffee, which by the way is excellent. But he is right, you can't drink too much of Cuban coffee (or traditional Greek coffee either) without staying sleepless for a couple of days.
@@sappakia Yes I'm talking about the traditional Greek coffee which is indeed similar to the Turkish coffee. But we do drink all kinds of coffee all the time, Greeks are heavy coffee drinkers.
Still one of my favorite bits 🤣 "vaya con dios." I seriously want to try Cuban coffee
I’ve been drinking it since I was little and it is one of the best tasting coffees I have ever had
@@Goldbone-eo1gj nice! Then it's definitely on the bucket list of things to try 😁
It and Turkish coffee are the bomb(s). Like, it will make your heart blow up. But it is sooo good.
@@Halloween111 oh yeah! I'm ADD... I treat it with caffeine. It'll likely still have me wired, but I think I can handle it 😁
Ralphi May's Cuban Coffee bit is good too. As soon as he said he sent the shot glass back I knew where this was going. lol
Fluffy: “I took that bowl to my face and drank the whole thing.”
I swear I shouted “Oh no!” so loud that my mom was like “What’s wrong?!” 🤣
As a Cubano 🇨🇺 I authorize this message...Now I need un café cito...
As a Dominican 🇩🇴, my mom remarried a Cuban. And the coffee thing is so true. My step dad would have a little cup of coffee every morning. He couldn't live without it
My dad is Dominican and when I was 18 my ex girlfriend (girlfriend at the time) was over at our house for the day. She asked my dad why he had a tiny cup of coffee. He tried explaining to her that it was expresso. Much like Cuban coffee, it's very strong. She didn't believe him and went to the kitchen and poured herself a mug of expresso(bustello), from the large stovetop expresso perculator my dad had. She was super hyper for about 10 minutes then I heard a horrible rumbling from her gut. She BOLTED to the bathroom. I'm talking a full sprint! And then I hear "Babe. . .I think I uhhh. . .made a mistake! She was in there for over an hour and came out of the bathroom sweating. Like she was visibly sick. And I had to give her tea for her stomach.
LOL it reminds me of my husband. When he met my uncle and his family. They had made green chili stew. Made with super hot chili my uncle grows. I told him it is super hot you really don't want it. He said I eat hot chili and the fact my uncle and cousins ate it like it was plain stew didn't help. Well he ate it and it was burning him. He got done went to watch TV and bolt to restroom. He told me it is burning him something awful. We gave him a half gallon of ice cream.
@@alissagonzales735 Sounds about right 😂.
@@alissagonzales735 I can just see you shoving that ice cream up his 455🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣😂
@@alissagonzales735, sounds like a guest we had over one night when we lived in Atlanta. He asked for hot sauce and my wife put the bottle of Cholula on the table and then the bottle of Sheriff Jim Taylor's Garlic and Herb Sauce next to. We told him don't put too much on if he'd never had either before. He grabbed the Cholula and put it on his food like he would Texas Pete or Frank's.🤦🏽♂️ He instantly regretted it.😂 And then he started sweating. I gave him some bread to calm things and he could speak he said the next time he'll listen.
We had a guy one night in a truckstop mix both sauces together and we warned him not to do it. He turned different shades of red, sweated and his eyes watered. They're great separately but don't mix. Mount Airy, NC, is where I used to get Sheriff Jim Taylor's Garlic and Herb Sauce. Mount Airy is also known as Mayberry if you haven't started to wonder. The last thing I bought up there before being retired from driving was Aunt Bea's Cookbook for my wife.
"Vayan con Dios"... that had me rolling!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you for enlightening everyone on how we come in many different shapes, sizes and colors. Everyone has this idea every Latino is lighter skinned etc. 🥰👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 That’s not so. I’m Puerto Rican and grew up in San Diego. Having to explain this ALLLLL THE TIME is exhausting. 🤪
It works both ways, but yeah, I totally get it! 😖 ("Oh, you don't LOOK Puerto Rican.")
right lol
Love how Martine is in the back nodding in approval. I love how Fluffy uses real life experience to bring people joy.
As a part white/part Mexican, I've never been a fan of coffee. It has to be brewed right, or it's just dark hot water. But after seeing this (when originally posted) I just had to go to the closet Cuban restaurant and purchase one to go and I loved it! Then was extremely happy to have found a Cuban dulceria that sells the most awesome pastries and bags of Gaviña coffee beans! It's a 35-45 minute drive but so worth it. It's the only coffee I'll do.
Cuban pastries & desserts are the "bomb" !
What do you mean with part white/part Mexican? Mexicans can be white.
Porto’s?
@@murakyo79 Simon, but the white ones gotta point out they’re white. “We didn’t have to marry up because we were always on top.” 😉 (source: white chilangos)
But seriously, he probably means half Mexican, half gringo. Cut him some slack!
@@MarcosElMalo2 thank you!
Cuban coffee helped me pass many tests. Gave me energy to study and focus. Gracias.
😅
We Dominicans talk fast and loud lol. We love our coffee as well and drink a lot of herbal teas and eat a lot of stews. Rice and root vegetables are a must but most importantly...el platano!!!! Plantains 😋
As a gentleman with a Colombian mother, I can relate to his descriptions about how people speak Spanish. My Mum always sounds like she is reading the news from a television prompter on tv whenever she speaks. It's a Colombian trait where everything has to be pronounced perfectly and super clear.
What she speaks is Castilian...The Southern part of Spain does not speak like that...We speak a "Paleo Gitanillo" y Andaluz when it comes to Spanish...We can understand eachother just fine...It's all the same language from the same country...Besitos pa Colombia...💖
Your mom must be Paisa or Rola. Costeños speak with a very choppy accent.
my spanish is not good but i find i can understand nayyib bukele (el salvador) when he delivers a speech.
i think he uses a very standard dialect and he enunciates everything clearly.
Ohhh yesss my friend!!!!! Am Colombian so i know you should see how we think we are very smart people trust me!!!
@@zimriel He is half Arabic half Salvadorian!!!!
Fluffy always makes my day! I watch all his stuff over and over! One of the best comedians ever!
If you drink a bowl of Cuban coffee on Monday you’ll be awake till Armageddon 😂😂😂
I have only been around a few Cubans and Mexicans. But I've been around a lot of Puerto Ricans. And when I first watched this before he got to it, I thought oh, Puerto Ricans speak very quickly, English and Spanish! And very animated too! I love it!
My sister has a mild to moderate coffee addiction. The one time she ever tried Cuban coffee, I swear her pupils expanded beyond the whites of her eyes, with a small, demonic little smile. I still thank every sacred deity in every religion I can think of that someone had brought her some instead of getting it from the restaurant ourselves, because she was doing a fantastic Gollum impression once it wore off, and I am convinced that she would have drank herself into a heart attack via that stuff if she had unlimited access.
Los Boricuas y los cubanos son hermanos puñeta!🇵🇷🇨🇺
Wepaaa!...De un pájaro, las dos alas....Claro que si...Besitos y muchas bendiciones para Puerto Rico....💖
👍🏼!!!! My husband was Cuban! I’m Puertorriqueña!! We had a son AND daughter.
(That “mix” is very common - in my family in particular!)
WE DEFINITELY!!!!! ARE TWO WINGS FROM THE SAME BIRD!!! 🦅 !!!!!
LOVE IT!!!!!! 😉!!!!!😍 ❤️
We definitely have a lot in common and we have very similar features also and mixes.
And if they're speaking Portuguese, they're Brazilian
I'm cuban and this was spot on 🤣, our coffee is definitely super strong, different from the coffee that looks like tea xdxdxd
I was told a story by my parents about when my brothers were very young and they were visiting our Puerto Rican grandmother. At one point they said they could speak Spanish and apparently they started saying a bunch of non words really fast because that’s how it sounded to them.
my boyfriend is cuban, and this is so spot on, his mom always answers in spanish, like you asked her the most serious question on earth 😂
The American coffee is like a tea in Brasil
American coffee to Cubans is basically brown water.
We call it "umbrella juice" :D
It is flavored water with dirt!
I like the coffee from Colombia and Brazil. American coffee? Meh... I used to live near a Brazilian shop. Every time they got coffee in, it seemed like every Brazilian in town came to stock up on it. I like Guaraná myself, but Brazilians drink coffee religiously.
This guy is so funny you are still laughing at his jokes 10 minutes after it ends.
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
Fluffy is truly rare type of comedian. He’s really funny because it takes a lot to make me laugh.
God I wish he did the "speak spanish" with Brazil 🤣 we get soooo maaad
Because you speak portugese?🤣
@@Disneylover137 outsiders believe we speak spanish. I heard this misconception a lot 🤣🤣
@@Disneylover137 it's rare to see someone that knows we speak Portuguese tho! Where are you from?
@@cherrychocolate1876 I'm from Sweden
@@cherrychocolate1876 And it's very common that americans confuse Sweden with Schwitzerland
As someone who learned Spanish in high school, perfected it in college and speaks it fluently and regularly among Puerto Rican friends and coworkers I've been told by native speakers in places like Spain that I speak Spanish with an American accent but my dialect sounds like a blend of Puerto Rican and Mexican inflections on the language. So I can relate to this.
I grew up with Mexicans, lived and worked in NYC with Puerto Ricans and lived in Florida and had alot of Cuban friends. Everthing he says is "Spot On". Cubans do love their coffee very very strong. I must say I love each of their cultures and the food👍👍
I love this dude!!! He's a genuine comedian that can make ANYONE laugh!!!
I find really funny this thing about Cubans talking like they were angry . I remenber once that my husband and I were at a store (We are Spaniards and this happpened in Madrid) and this Cuban man enters asking for the nearest post office and two ladies from Castilla León there started giving him directions. Suddenly the man was really mad saying "Why are you yelling at me, I'm only only asking for the post office". We had to intervine and explain him that it was only their way of speaking and that they were actually being nice and trying to help him. He wasn't really conviced when he left the store. I guess he wasn't used to people sounding even angrier.😂
If he was Cuban, he knew about the Crazy Gallegos with alpargatas from the bodega...Believe me...He was just being nice and asserting his position above theirs in his fake humbleness...That's how slick Cubans are...Don't let demeanor fool ya....😂😂😂...You all learned from Franco, but he learned it from Fidel...😂😂😂...Bechitos...💖
mam I’m sorry but Spaniards ARE NOT considered latinx
I’m Mexican and I find both Spanish accents from Spain and from Cuba similar on that regard that they sound strong
However if a waiter asks you. Que eh lo que tú quiere? I think that sounds rude, regardless the language or the accent 😁
@@MrBraveheart1191 Spain just like in Cuba the word tu is mentioned instead of usted, it's a culture thing.
That is strange do to that I am a Cuban American, both great grandparents where from Galicia and The Basque land (Vascos) and Cubans in general tend to speak loud, remember Cubans descend from Northern Spaniards, Galicia, Asturias, Castilla la Vieja, Basque (Vascos), Catalanes and the Canary Islands.
Unless the spoon stands up by itself - it ain't coffee.
My sister-in-law is Puerto Rican. I was in Arizona on a business trip and I saw something I thought my nephew might like (not unusual, I don't have kids so I used to get small things for my nephews when I went somewhere and would give them out usually with a story about the place I was in when I got it), so I called her up and asked if it might be a good surprise gift. I got a 10 minute lecture about how "WE ARE NOT MEXICAN!!!!!!". Seriously, I thought she was going to blow out the speaker on my phone. Apparently, even though the hat said Arizona, it was a Mexican style and that offended her. Needless to say, I did not get the hat.
Fluffy, you are an international treasure. SO glad that coffee didn't send you to the ER! Loved when you showed love to the Indians when you were talking about your shows in India. A genuine, warm human being.
Where I grew up in NJ there were a large population of Puerto Ricans and Cubans.
I can attest what this man says is true. Cubans always seemed to be in a bad mood, and were very forthright and forceful. And Puerto Ricans spoke very, very fast. Even other native Spanish speakers were like "Hey, slow it down a bit!"
:0 my dad is Cuban and we're from New Jersey, I didn't grow up there though
@@wiiink Where at in NJ??
I grew up in Hopatcong. Most of the Latinos there were Puerto Rican. But other others also. Oddly enough, at that time, no Mexicans.
I also spent a LOT of time in Dover, as well as the rest of Morris and Essex counties.
4:58 that Cuban accent is on point. Love my Cubans.
When my grandpa (Cuban) made coffee, I would get a caffeine high just from smelling it, even from upstairs. Miss you Papa ❤
So good! I learned Spanish in Santo Domingo, and the teachers told us (we were all priests and nuns) that they weren't going to teach us 'their' Spanish, but 'regular' Spanish. We asked why was that and they said because Dominicans speak so fast that no one else can understand them. Only later when I understood a little of the language did I realize that it's true. We would joke that Dominicans speak so fast, they don't have time to pronounce all the letters! (Some other time I will have to tell you what their faces looked like when we asked them how to curse. Trust me, we knew not everyone would be nice around us and we wanted to know what they said. LOL!)
yeah we definitely drop a bunch of letters in words haha
@@Shenzy17 and turn L's to i's. Me: De donde son? Dominican: La Capitai.
@@Ali-7676 only if you're from the "cibao"(north), then it's either switching Rs by Ls (east/capital) or switching "Ls" to "Rs" (south)
Cubans also have a habit of dropping the last letter of some words when speaking informally.
i noticed mainly carribeans speak too fast. im chicano in georgia and often spoke spanish to a black guy from Dominic at work, whenever he appeared out of nowhere, angry and speaking full spanish I had trouble at first, even this older mexican lady who didn't speak any english couldn't understand him too much, had to translate for both of them.
Mr. GI is one of the greatest comedians! He has great materials, great delivery, and everyone can watch and listen to him. A very super talented comedian, your the GOAT!
Only Gabriel can tell this jokes without sounding arrogant or prejudice. As a latino from Brazil, I can relay to this dynamic. When I lived in California, people from both side of the border between Mexico and US , seems to be puzzled by listening to a Latino speaking Portuguese
LOL ! Brings me back .. La Carretta in Calle Ocho .. Haven't been there for over 30 years .. glad to hear it's still there .. fond memories
Same here - I haven't been back to La Caretta in over 30 years as well - that place can't be beat for the flavors, prices and the fact it's open 24/7!
I'm part Mexican and Portuguese and live in California which has a diverse Latino culture. But, I realize I have never met a Cuban here. All I can think about when he talked about this was when Ricky Ricardo from I Love Lucy would get upset and rapid fire Spanish. lol However, I do know Mexicans that also rapid fire when they talk. Not all of us are that relaxed. 🤣Even just in speaking English me and my family will talk really fast.
A friend from Brooklyn said that when she was a kid her family visited LA, and her little brother said, "They have Puerto Ricans here too."
I’m part Italian, German, Spanish and oh boy…people think we are arguing…nope, we are just talking with a lot of passion. Coffee has to be strong 💪🏼.
@@KaiserWilbur shut her up!!😂
@@KaiserWilbur what a horrible, ignorant person! Glad you put her in her place! 😂
We are Hispanics, you can say Latinos only if your audience is from Italy, Romania, France, Portugal, Brazil and Spain.
Brazilian coffee is served in tiny glasses too. Saw a article saying our coffee has 75% less water than the US version.
American coffee is like 90% water lol
@@cbot375 Plus, we do the most with it. Adding all types of creams and sweeteners to the point where it's not even just coffee anymore, it's a whole azz milkshake. 🤣🤣
Eu tomo um copo do tamanho americano,mas de café brasileiro
My Puerto Rican painter is hilarious. He talks fast and LOUD when speaking in Spanish. Of course he is the same way when speaking English . He is so funny we laugh a lot. Oh and he is a good painter😁
He and his writers are genius! I think most of the material is his, brilliant!!
America’s funniest comedian (and one of our greatest ever) in a time when actual comedians are vanishingly rare.
I always loved Gabriel, he's been a favorite comedian since I first saw his act!
Dude is amazing and deserves his riches and fame. I hope he is happy in real life
I’m thankful for the time I lived in south Florida. Before that I thought Spanish was Spanish but I learned how to tell where someone was from by the way they spoke Spanish. I went to radiology technology school in Hialeah and made some awesome friends there. Latinos are a beautiful and diverse group of people.
A non-alcoholic beverage very popular in Puerto Rico especially with kids (one of its nicknames translates to "kid's beer") is Malta India.
It's popular in other places in the Carribean as well.
With sweetened condensed milk, in Cuba....Yummmm!...💖
I remember some 45 years ago, my Cuban fellow student and apartment neighbor and his wife invited me and my wife for dinner. After, they serve cafecito. He warned me it was strong. It was a demitasse cup. I remember that I stayed awake all night, but that was ok because if I didn't, I would have wet the bed. The dinner was amazing. The coffee was good, but I don't drink coffee anyway. The school was up north, but he was from Florida. Interestingly many years later, we both practice in Florida.
I have a Mexican mom. She had a Guatemalan friend. Now that lady talked fast.
Mom used to tell me that talking to Cubans was like talking to someone from the southern United States. Cubans have a thick accent.
I actually lived next to an old Cuban couple back when I lived in Cudahy, California. I could now tell that the strong smell from their house was coffee.
The food my neighbor’s wife made was on a WHOLE other level. And they were both really kind. The way they talked too was very matter of factly too. They would often have people over for a game of Dominoes and Craps.
This cracks me up every time I watch it. 🤣
I worked with Cubans for about 9 years. I'm Mexican-American and speak Spanish fluently. It took me a while to understand them because they speak fast. My first day they introduced me to un cafecito. I was 13. And because of my world travels I can pretty much tell where someone is from by looking at their features. Yes, there's black Cubans and white Mexicans with blue eyes and blonde hair like my mom. Leave your zip code once in a while ppl. 😉
many german immigrants moved to Mexico and Argentina .
Majority of Mexicans look Meztizos
rarely white
One of the prettiest girls I met is a Mexican of Chinese ancestry.
@@fischy947 I'm not sure if they were enslaved. Contract labor in Hawaii & the U.S. was a form of indenture-time limited slavery used on Chinese & Japanese people. Pancho Villa and his army made a habit of murdering any Asians they encountered, and some Americans (U.S.) The exact origins of Chinese emigration to Mexico may have been indenture. This obtained in Cuba after African slaves were freed in 1868. Sometime after Mexican Independence African slaves were freed there.
@@fischy947 Not the same problems but terrible problems, Afro Mexicans felt themselves, most of the time with reason, invisibilized and discriminated.
Why do you assume "people" don't leave their zip codes? Thanks for the virtue signal, you world traveler, you!
My boyfriend sent me one of his UA-cam videos doing his act..... I was hooked! He's very very very talented. He cracks me up!
Funniest entertainer that I’ve seen in a very very long time! Nothing but class!
I had a Cuban friend in Southern Florida make me a cup of Cuban coffee....Dear Lord! It just about blew my shoes off it was so strong. Gabriel, you are so funny and so right on with your breakdown of different Spanish speaking people. I just moved from New Mexico and a whole different accent there.
I enjoy his humor so much. He is so animated in is stories. I Love Fluffy!
I Love Fluffy, he always makes me Laugh until my sides Hurt.
🇵🇷 y 🇨🇺:
Boricuas y Cubanxs, ambas islas son hermanas y han pasado por las mismas y se han acompañado en luchas🇵🇷🇨🇺
Las banderas son las alas de un mismo parajo (la bamdera Puertoriqueña fue modelada tras la de Cuba en honor a nuestra solidaridad) y entre Cuba y Puerto Rico se creo el mejor genero de música, la Salsa❤
Y a ambas gente le gusta el cafe FUERTE como nuestro caracter y nuestro lenguaje!❤️🔥
Cubanos, no cubanxs... no sea falta de respecto hermano. Somos Cubanos.
@AntilleanConfederation no es falta de respeto es el vocablo nuevo que estan introduciendo, vocabulario inclusivo que Gabriel Iglesias mismo menciona en su show en netflix. Como por ejemplo, ya no se dice el hombre, se dice el ser humano
@@goblindemonboi yo no creo en esa mierda de los surdos. Somos Cubanos, y Cubanos moriremos. Patria Y vida ! Viva Cuba libre!
Everything he just said about us Cubans is 100% true !
"I am not an -ito, I am an -ande."
This is now part of my vocabulary.
What is it besides "grande"?
@@NeAZ pretty much your guess is correct (as much as I know) "-ito" you can guess is like a diminutive suffix.
Example:
Perro = Dog.
Perrito = Little Dog or more like how in English, people say doggo, puppy, and such. If someone where to put that suffix in your name they are either insulting you or are just using it as a form of endearment. Depends on tone/context.
There is a suffix for bigger but since Gabriel was setting up a Joke that's easy for all people to understand, he said that line. Since Spanish is my primary language at birth this was hilarious.
@@KlyosXA I'm Spanish myself, it's just that no other word came to my mind and I thought I was just missing something.
Appreciate your explanation, though, thank you! 🙂
He is Mexican American. He doesn't know how to use diminutivos or aumentativos. The opposite of -ito is -ote. Like cafecito, cafezote. That joke doesn't make sense to a native Spanish speaker
@@smartassboy Thanks for that explanation...I too got confused ...Thought it had to do with, like:...We say SIENTATE and Central Americans say, SENTATE...No "I" in their version...Sounded real funny to me, first time I heard it...Blessings...💖
OMG. That was hilarious. My husband is asleep and it was really hard not to wake him up. Sooooo funny, Thank you very much.💖💖😎😎
“Vaya con Dios”
Estoy muerto 😂😂😂