Except for this fucking title - that probably is written by a woman - because cats are more like you, not like men ! - fuck cats , mine jumped from balcony yesterday - at 4 floor ! - I took care of her more than a fucking kid ! . Do you think I will search for that cunt ! ...fuck NO, fuck that bitch ass mf cat - her choice ! gl in life bich ! :)) -
I had a Russian blue. Laziest cat I’ve ever known, Laser pointers? Dangle-toys? Pfft whatever. He was just a huge snuggle-bug, never mean. But when he saw them fucking birds? *Man.*
Sounds the exact same for my gigantic tuxedo cat "Oreo". Never hissed in his life, always the most chill shoulder cat, *but he sure as hell likes to bring my disabled mom some birds* (Prob thinks she can't feed herself)
I have a lazy Russian blue currently. He actually used to weigh 30 lbs with his previous owners but I got him to lose 10, can't get him to lose any more because he is just not active. He's quite grumpy and I've seen his nasty side but I love him as he chose me as the one thing he was gonna love more than anything else (besides food) after having problems with all of his previous owners
My cat is super snuggly, patient, very gentle when touching humans - he goes extra careful not to touch anyone with his claws. Very mild and passive personality... then one day came home with a freaking BAT in his mouth, wings still flapping and all. Cats are terminators in carebear suit.
My family have had two cats that were absolute units. Took down ducks and rabbits, the crazy fuckers. Super cuddly and even tempered around us but every now and then they'd show up stinking brackish water to the high heavens with some critter half their own size in their mouth. I can only imagine they were stalking through the reeds like a frickin tiger or something. Crazy DNA, indeed.
There were beavers that lived their whole lives in captivity in 1930/40s Berlin. Never seen a pond or a river. They escaped during WW2 and were found upriver MAKING A DAM. Their DNA remembers what to do.
Not to be a ball breaker but lots of animals that are in captivity for awhile cannot be reintroduced into the forest. Some animals for some reason can't.
@@literallynobody25 I think he's implying you're acting jealous and being pedantic about the style of standup he's doing because he's being watched by millions and you're commenting to 2-3 people on youtube. :)
not always a fan of Rogan's standup, but i really enjoyed this bit. he's always trying to intertwine physical comedy and stoner overanalysis of the mundane, and he does it here in a very balanced and skillful way.
I had a hamster who escaped once. He was gone for 4 days, and we were starting to assume that the cat ate him, or he somehow got outside. When we finally found him he was in my cat's food bowl, stuffing his cheeks with cat food, while my cat was staring at him like, "ummm.....wtf do I do about this?"
I used to be critical of Joes comedy but in the last 5 years I have found him to be getting funnier and funnier. I think his podcast is making him a great comic as it provides him with more info, and has probably made him more creative.
@@Ebb0Productions He started in comedy, then got on News Radio, and got more opportunities. Like the UFC and Fear factor. None of that would've happened if it wasn't for comedy. He was obviously a great comedian. Even his comedy now is pretty good but in the 90s and 2000s it was great.
Joe Rogan is most in his stride when he gets to make animal noises during his jokes. He could be an animal impersonator for movies and shit if comedy and commentating hadn't worked out.
was high off mescaline drinking rum one night running off hardly any sleep the past days and the moment I saw a pure white cat stare at me at 2 in the morning knocked lots of sobriety in me. disappeared in couple blinks.
"Just accept the fact that that cat's a murderer." Yup, that's the whole point of domesticating cats in the first place. To kill the other smaller creatures getting into our food.
Most of the historical/archaeological evidence shows zero record of human intention or effort to domesticate cats ever, at all. It's more likely that they chose us as promising, advantageous hosts to let think we were keeping them as "pets".
@@babapambazuka2845 The last thing you want to do, is to treat a "barn cat" as a pet. They will let you pet them, but don't even think about picking them up.
I've listened to this podcast since Eddie Bravo had long hair. He hasn't talked about "that cat noise 4000 times." If he did, it'd be a meme under his comment section.
@@Spance-er Lol wut? Dude, are you OK? This is a joke under a comedy video... You know that, right? Nobody is even talking about fashion or "in" styles - you don't need to be some kind of haute couture prodigy to pick a shirt that fits you. Oh, and I doubt anybody *wants* to dress like a blind toddler lmao...
The analogy with the guy never seeing a woman makes perfect sense. Imagine as a heterosexual male never seeing a woman, or even knowing that women exist, and one day you see a naked one. Every fiber of your being will scream to you that you need to get to her someway, somehow. Crazy to think about.
@@polaroidsofpolarbears365 I have a feeling you'd drop to your knees and massage your dad with everything you had, just to gain his an ounce of his respect. Am I right? I know I'm right.
The bit about cats torturing hamsters is so true. I remember my cat, Dwight, would be out in our field all the time, catching things like moles and birds. One day, we find him tormenting and torturing a baby mole. Another time, he left a half dead bird at our door. My brother had to put the poor thing out of it’s misery.
Responsible for putting a large number of local wildlife in the endanger species list yet we still fall for their apathy looking face cuteness. Like seriously?
My cat does that mouth sound every morning. I got a bird feeder outside the glass door and he goes insane. Also has never been outside. It’s amazing. I used to be terrified initially cus I thought I was losing my mind, now I know it’s normal and feel better.
So, basically you put a feeder outside the door and your cat is tortured by it every single day. That seems like a cool thing to do...said, um, no one.
Ya, some of these UA-cam titles are beginning to be complete bullshit click-bait. What happened to making an honest video to simply upload in the internet. Like a home recorded video with a title like “the family at the beach” and just a simple, humble video of a family playing on the beach while the parents watch from patio, recording.
My cat Mochi is 50% purebred Ragdoll and 50% feral. Literally the two polar opposite ends of the personality spectrum. 😂 She’s super sweet, intelligent, and affectionate like a Ragdoll - but she’s hyper vigilant, socially awkward, and easily spooked like a wild cat. She’s the coolest cat I’ve had in my life though. I’ve had her since her mom abandoned her at two weeks old.
I have two purebreed Ragdolls and that is a perfect description of them: a murderous little pillow, hahaha... any fly that manages to fly in the apartament has max 2 minutes to live :D if they caught any other small animal, it would be the same...
@@ninoextendo9680 exceptions disprove a generalization people like to black n white stuff like dogs are good dogs are terrible ect they are not all the same dogs are dogs ect are ect
@@Energy.Theory I was only a child at the time. The hamsters were kept in my room. The dog wasn’t allowed in there, but she would sneak in when my brother would forget to close the door (she was only supposed to be in one part of the house.) First chance she got, she would run to my room, eat all of my cat’s food and rub her nose all over the hamster cage. The hamsters generally slept through these episodes, because they happened in the daytime, and the hamsters were nocturnal. The cat never showed any interest in the hamsters 🐹.
@@racheltarentino3314 don’t get me wrong. I love Rogan. Great podcaster and commentator. Exceptional commentator. But he identifies as a comic. I never understood why.
I feel like Joe Rogan gets noticed for everything else but people kind of forget he’s a hilarious stand up comedian. Like I don’t even like or listen to most of his other shit but his stand-up specials are hilarious
My kid had a hamster 30yrs ago. 2am he wakes me out of a dead sleep to tell me his hamster wasn't in his giant housing unit, we got it. I did NOT want to search for a hamster at 2am. I walked into the kitchen to get a glass of water before I went back to bed. I found the hamster; it apparently was behind the refrigerator, and the cat was patiently waiting for it to come out.
Those cat sounds, i had 2 cats, they came from the same mother. When a single bug would get in my house they would do that thing where they lock on to their target. They would start communicating in their cat language and would work together until the bug was terminated. I loved watching them do that, they were so good!
Seeing Joe do stand up is like seeing your teacher at the grocery store.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro lemme tell you about Voodoo Punany
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH BROOO
Didn't know he had a lower body
Yea He's a big Sam Kinnison fan.
Like a muppet, it sure is weird to see Joe's legs.
😂
Lmao I thought the same
I thought same thing hahahaha
SAME
This is the funniest Joe Rogan clip
😂 😆 ua-cam.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/v-deo.html
His cat growls are... frighteningly on point
All of his animal sounds are like that lol. Should hear his grizzly roar, shit scared me
Same for his Squatch calls. 😉
He can do a dog bark that is frighteningly accurate and nobody talks about it.
Shhh he's a furry
Except for this fucking title - that probably is written by a woman - because cats are more like you, not like men ! - fuck cats , mine jumped from balcony yesterday - at 4 floor ! - I took care of her more than a fucking kid ! . Do you think I will search for that cunt ! ...fuck NO, fuck that bitch ass mf cat - her choice ! gl in life bich ! :)) -
I had a Russian blue. Laziest cat I’ve ever known, Laser pointers? Dangle-toys? Pfft whatever. He was just a huge snuggle-bug, never mean. But when he saw them fucking birds? *Man.*
Sounds the exact same for my gigantic tuxedo cat "Oreo". Never hissed in his life, always the most chill shoulder cat, *but he sure as hell likes to bring my disabled mom some birds* (Prob thinks she can't feed herself)
Laziness can be attributed to high intelligence. He knew the toys weren’t the real thing
I have a lazy Russian blue currently. He actually used to weigh 30 lbs with his previous owners but I got him to lose 10, can't get him to lose any more because he is just not active. He's quite grumpy and I've seen his nasty side but I love him as he chose me as the one thing he was gonna love more than anything else (besides food) after having problems with all of his previous owners
same! i love blues, lazy but lovey.
This is the funniest Joe Rogan video clip
😂 🔥 ua-cam.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/v-deo.html
My cat is super snuggly, patient, very gentle when touching humans - he goes extra careful not to touch anyone with his claws. Very mild and passive personality... then one day came home with a freaking BAT in his mouth, wings still flapping and all. Cats are terminators in carebear suit.
not gonna lie, you had me in the first half...
Do you live in Wu han?
@@alexvlaxos6620 The more likely risk is rabies. They're prolific spreaders in the States.
My family have had two cats that were absolute units. Took down ducks and rabbits, the crazy fuckers.
Super cuddly and even tempered around us but every now and then they'd show up stinking brackish water to the high heavens with some critter half their own size in their mouth.
I can only imagine they were stalking through the reeds like a frickin tiger or something. Crazy DNA, indeed.
Aren't they wonderful? :D
"I REMEMBER....... I REMEMBER THE OLD WAY" takes me out every time
YOUR NECK IS RIGHT THERE
Why?
XD
@@sammythorn r/whoosh
@@jiujitsumonkey1 Not sure Rogan comedy fans should be r/whooshing anything.
There were beavers that lived their whole lives in captivity in 1930/40s Berlin. Never seen a pond or a river. They escaped during WW2 and were found upriver MAKING A DAM. Their DNA remembers what to do.
That's awesome
@Gordon Morrice precisely.
What special is this? I also live in Germany but I dont have this on Netflix. Or is the 2018special and I forgot the jokes from the show?
Hi
Not to be a ball breaker but lots of animals that are in captivity for awhile cannot be reintroduced into the forest. Some animals for some reason can't.
Can we appreciate how all that elk meat keeps him so limber at 52 years old?!?
or the trt
Laulii Taula Exactly 😂👍
Dude it's not the elk... It's healthy but the biggest factor is the testosterone. It does wonders for a man's appearance at his age
There's extra TRT in elk meat
SuperFurious Roy1 no there isn't. It's helpful in making your body produce it's own testosterone. It's not enough to be that significant.
the dog apologizing things was hilarious 😂😂
I had a cat, my cousin had an alligator, my cat would stand in front of the tank and they'd just hiss back and forth at each other for hours.
Can you link the UA-cam video?
@@itsamodernmess No, we don't have videos. It was before youtube was a thing and before phones had cameras.
This shit
Wow hahaha thats hilarious
Must be Floridian
"I know when it's fuck time" completely killed me
His delivery was fucking perfect. A true comedian
69 likes... nice.
I know what I know bro. I know when it's fuck time!
That part was hysterical..haven’t laughed that hard in years
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His hyperfixation on animals is amazing, i love it and this is his best type of comedy because its so logical and accurate
Joe "yells the punchline" Rogan
Joe "yell the entire set" Rogan
Joe "is more successful than you" rogan
@@miketrujillo3677 joe Rogan is more successful than 99% of the world. What's your point?
@@literallynobody25 I think he's implying you're acting jealous and being pedantic about the style of standup he's doing because he's being watched by millions and you're commenting to 2-3 people on youtube. :)
@@kodiakulv5148 buh buh buh buh bingo
not always a fan of Rogan's standup, but i really enjoyed this bit. he's always trying to intertwine physical comedy and stoner overanalysis of the mundane, and he does it here in a very balanced and skillful way.
Isn't most science over analysis of the mundane?
@SirWalterSansRien
Nah
It's that DMT 😂
I agree. This is probably the best bit of his I've ever heard, actually.
...same here. I like his podcast, but his comedy hasn't been for me, so far. This bit on the other hand...
#fire #funnyasfuck
The thing about the cats staring out the window chattering is hilarious. Absolutely spot on.
I had a hamster who escaped once. He was gone for 4 days, and we were starting to assume that the cat ate him, or he somehow got outside. When we finally found him he was in my cat's food bowl, stuffing his cheeks with cat food, while my cat was staring at him like, "ummm.....wtf do I do about this?"
This is the funniest Joe Rogan video clip
😆 ua-cam.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/v-deo.html
@@arielshummer3822 I was expecting some self promotion, bravo you delivered
i had a guinea pig that lived outside with my dogs and cats
Lol!! That so hilarious!🤣
Did the cat had claws?
Joe looks like a little kid wearing his dad's clothes
This is the funniest Joe Rogan video clip
😂 😆 ua-cam.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/v-deo.html
He wears baggy cloths and pants and long sleeved shirts on purpose at his comedy shows ....but yes sir you are correct he does lol
Well, he is borderline manlet and I don't use that term as an insult to short guys. i think a jacked dude with a small frame when I think manlet.
@@commentingisawasteoftime7195 dude he’s 5'5
@@pieterandjuanchronicles ...So you agree then? Men keep getting taller and taller, less than 5'8 is short really
I never realised Joe was so funny - he's really good at stand up - his timing and everything is spot on - he's a star
Watch his special talking monkeys in outer space. It’s hilarious and he makes some good points
Me when I lie.
Wow u need help if this bs u typed us true
This guys kinda funny, he should start a podcast.
I wonder if he has tried elk meat
Looks like hes tried dmt
Man... What if all three of these ideas got together.
Oh fuck off dude
Lmfaooo
"I remember the old way."
SO DO I BROTHER
I used to be critical of Joes comedy but in the last 5 years I have found him to be getting funnier and funnier. I think his podcast is making him a great comic as it provides him with more info, and has probably made him more creative.
Yeah, he's picked up a fair bit from his comedy friend circle, plus like you say the podcast is a good source of material.
Dude. Hes been doing comedy for like 3 decades. Its the only reason hes famous LMAO
@@brandnew7777 there are several reasons why he's famous :)
@@Ebb0Productions He started in comedy, then got on News Radio, and got more opportunities. Like the UFC and Fear factor. None of that would've happened if it wasn't for comedy. He was obviously a great comedian. Even his comedy now is pretty good but in the 90s and 2000s it was great.
Bro he does shit everytime... Screams and jumps around for a cheap laugh
Joe Rogan is most in his stride when he gets to make animal noises during his jokes. He could be an animal impersonator for movies and shit if comedy and commentating hadn't worked out.
Underrated comment
Hes cringy af
This is the funniest Joe Rogan clip
😂 ua-cam.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/v-deo.html
@@ricardoangel9440 Cringy zingy zesty?
its because he's actually just a shaved gorilla impersonating a man
Why has no one made a joe rogan animal noise sound board yet?
There’s a clip of him screaming in charging elk that I saw forever ago that I need in my life. Can’t remember what episode of JRE it was on.
He did a podcast with Hannibal Buress and he told joe the exact same thing
His impression on Buffalo's is the best
@@HeDesends gotta watch the segment on gorillas and shit. fucking hilarious.
*Only 18* 👇👇👇
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Joe describing the way a cat looks at a squirrel makes him look like the vampire from 28 days and night lmao
So true about cats knowing when you're high. Mine look at me for 5 minutes and then go out as if to be like "I won't be around this debauchery"
Lol! 😂😂😂
was high off mescaline drinking rum one night running off hardly any sleep the past days and the moment I saw a pure white cat stare at me at 2 in the morning knocked lots of sobriety in me. disappeared in couple blinks.
My cat would always follow me around whenever I was tripping, yet sober she would be doing her thing, they 100 percent know
It only seems like 5 minutes.. it was probably only 5 seconds.. lol
My dog does this 😂
He didn't ask the audience once if they've tried DMT
It's not Joe Rogan but an imposter, confirmed
@@greatwhitesufi it's Roe Jogan.
They paid to see Joe Rogan live. I think it's to be assumed that the answer is "of course."
they cut it out
That’s because they cut out the part where he asked the audience to look under their seats...
😂😂😂😂 “ B*tch you know me.” That had me RFLMAO
"Just accept the fact that that cat's a murderer."
Yup, that's the whole point of domesticating cats in the first place.
To kill the other smaller creatures getting into our food.
They're Daddy's adorable little serial killers.
@@rsrt6910 hahahahaha perfect.
Most of the historical/archaeological evidence shows zero record of human intention or effort to domesticate cats ever, at all. It's more likely that they chose us as promising, advantageous hosts to let think we were keeping them as "pets".
@@babapambazuka2845 I'm... inclined to believe that XD
@@babapambazuka2845 The last thing you want to do, is to treat a "barn cat" as a pet.
They will let you pet them, but don't even think about picking them up.
Did you know rainforest panthers eat hallucinogenic plants that HEIGHTEN their hunting senses? Cats are apex.
Like the black panther.
@@MonDieuMaCauseMonEpee those do crack
@@michaelkulakov9716 wtf😂😂😂😂😂😂
False, they do DMT.
I'd be willing to bet you heard that from JRE
Joe is a good at podcasting, commentating and stand-up.
But he’s elite at animal impersonations.
His gorilla impersonation is money
"This Mr Fluffers, this is the newest part of our FAMILEEEEEEEE"
the scariest part is cats have adapted their call to sound like a baby's cry... they fool you. but they're sweethearts... i love cats
yep, same wave length as human babies which is creepy but cute at the same time
fo fun, search for lynx fight sound, u will be creeped out. they sound like human screaming
I love to be loved by cats. I hate cats though
That is creepy as hell
I love how the dog he’s talking about does a cocaine sniff
his specials are basically all the best bits from JRE. He's talked about that cat noise about 4000 times lmao
Luna EB tbf he’s one of the best interviewer in modern times. He’s still a decent comic.
What?? You don't release 6 specials by being just a 'decent comic' lol
Sure he isn't up there with the goats but decent is such an understatement
@Luna EB You my friend have no sense of humor...
I've listened to this podcast since Eddie Bravo had long hair.
He hasn't talked about "that cat noise 4000 times."
If he did, it'd be a meme under his comment section.
Travis Spicer is it wasn’t for JRE there is no way he would be as successful as he is as a comedian.
Joe Rogan doing stand up sounds like my dad when a guest is over for dinner
Nailed it
I never knew your dad was that terrible at telling jokes and relating stories. I feel for you.
@@theohuioiesin6519 THATS THE JJOKE
THAT HES DAD LEVEL FUNNNY
AKA NOT FUNNNY
@@eatass5627not even dad level.
6:10 You can tell Joe's been doing jiu-jitsu for a while
Joe my man, im a fan but that shirt is making u look 5' tall
Is that what it is?
oh nice he's only 4ft5 the shirt is working
Hes 5'8". Lol, i know bc i'm 5'7" and have a pic with him.
I hope your life improves to a point where it doesn't involve caring about "in" styles and how other people want to dress.
@@Spance-er Lol wut? Dude, are you OK? This is a joke under a comedy video... You know that, right?
Nobody is even talking about fashion or "in" styles - you don't need to be some kind of haute couture prodigy to pick a shirt that fits you.
Oh, and I doubt anybody *wants* to dress like a blind toddler lmao...
The dude actually managed to find a whole new take on 'cats vs dogs'...that's impressive!
He hasn't met my Cattle dogs. Pure, sheer, unadulterated murder instinct.
This is the funniest Joe Rogan video clip ever!!
😂 ua-cam.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/v-deo.html
This is 10 times more hilarious if you own a cat that does these exact same things 😂
Screams at you in human language?
"I remember the old way" 🤣🤣💀💀
I really liked the "cat walk". That is exactly how cats do it.
🤣Cats are so gangster. I love them.
“Why’d you do it!?”
Cat: you KNOW me😼. And Why you so loud?”
He got that imitation from the Diaz brothers lmfao
Lol
The analogy with the guy never seeing a woman makes perfect sense. Imagine as a heterosexual male never seeing a woman, or even knowing that women exist, and one day you see a naked one. Every fiber of your being will scream to you that you need to get to her someway, somehow. Crazy to think about.
Probably the funniest set I've seen of his comedy work . 😂😂
Yeah I’m not a huge fan of his comedy but this was good
I think the devolution of stupid people is way better. This is not the best but the end bit was pretty funny tho 😂
I have a feeling you'd drop to your knees and massage Joe with everything you had, just to please him. Am I right? I know I'm right.
@@polaroidsofpolarbears365 I have a feeling you'd drop to your knees and massage your dad with everything you had, just to gain his an ounce of his respect. Am I right? I know I'm right.
Matt C are you having a laugh lmao
Think this is his third installment of his comedy acts..All is awesome and is under the grid...can’t wait for his next one..He is totally funny..
Under the grid??? Most famous comedian working right now...
People give him shit because they disagree with his politics
This is the funniest Joe Rogan clip 😂
😆 ua-cam.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/v-deo.html
Trench Made He sales out Arenas... you just aren’t informed.
Trench Made oh, you one of them... have a good night
The bit about cats torturing hamsters is so true. I remember my cat, Dwight, would be out in our field all the time, catching things like moles and birds. One day, we find him tormenting and torturing a baby mole.
Another time, he left a half dead bird at our door. My brother had to put the poor thing out of it’s misery.
Never had to worry about half dead prey, my male cat would leave decapitated prey by the steps when he was still an outdoor and indoor cat 😅
trying to teach you how feed yourself but you humans are so dense..
Responsible for putting a large number of local wildlife in the endanger species list yet we still fall for their apathy looking face cuteness. Like seriously?
I watched this bit ten times now, I just love how deep he jumps into character, with such energy xD he's a surprisingly good actor. Brilliant bit
He killed this. This mans a legend! Love the podcast, and his stand up!
Lolololol thanks for that I needed a good laugh
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY, BUT TRUE
J.R. is the most real, the coolest dude in the world.
He understands the world that we live in.
My cat does that mouth sound every morning. I got a bird feeder outside the glass door and he goes insane. Also has never been outside. It’s amazing. I used to be terrified initially cus I thought I was losing my mind, now I know it’s normal and feel better.
So, basically you put a feeder outside the door and your cat is tortured by it every single day. That seems like a cool thing to do...said, um, no one.
This has to be the funniest Joe Rogan video
😂 😆 ua-cam.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/v-deo.html
She's pretending to be a bird so that she can hunt. Cats do that.
How do y’all even train or want your cat never go outside ... that shit is weird it’s a fucking animal let it out for once
My cat does it when he sees a house fly
This isn't a comparison of men and cats. It is just about cats.
Facts. Where is the comparison? 🤔
Ya, some of these UA-cam titles are beginning to be complete bullshit click-bait. What happened to making an honest video to simply upload in the internet.
Like a home recorded video with a title like “the family at the beach” and just a simple, humble video of a family playing on the beach while the parents watch from patio, recording.
@@ya-highness where he talk about if a man hadn't ever seen a naked woman then was suddenly introduced,
Whoever titled this probably believes in some toxic masculinity and patriarchy and wanted to make the connection that Joe Rogan didn't make.
instincts.
humans like to pretend they aren't animals with instincts.
This is one of the greatest comedy bits of all time.I love it.
Those cat noises are hilarious. So true though dogs are loyal af.
That’s because dogs have empathy
@@willyates8071 so do my cats
This is alot funnier than I thought it’s be when I clicked 😂
Exactly!!! This was fucking hilarious!!!
Dude Rogan is the king
It isn't really tho
Michael Gow So you’re able to gauge how funny I originally thought it’d be? 🤔
@@Genpri yes
"That's a fucking rat, dude. That's a rat!" xDD
His impression of cats is spot on. Loved this.
I've been a vegetarian most of my life and one of my favorite things about my ragdoll cat is that he's a murderous little pillow
I looooove kitty pillow! I like to catch my cat unaware and shout Kitty pillow before I squish her. 😁 She doesn't care
My cat Mochi is 50% purebred Ragdoll and 50% feral. Literally the two polar opposite ends of the personality spectrum. 😂 She’s super sweet, intelligent, and affectionate like a Ragdoll - but she’s hyper vigilant, socially awkward, and easily spooked like a wild cat.
She’s the coolest cat I’ve had in my life though. I’ve had her since her mom abandoned her at two weeks old.
@@clicheguevara5282 she sounds like a precious little baby 😻
I have two purebreed Ragdolls and that is a perfect description of them: a murderous little pillow, hahaha... any fly that manages to fly in the apartament has max 2 minutes to live :D if they caught any other small animal, it would be the same...
"I remember" - lost it right there. This is a good bit from Rogan!
I like this guy. I hope he makes it big one day
That was clever. I miss the guy.
🤣
Been a cat owner my whole life. Never a truer word spoken. They are EVIL.
Yet still awesome somehow.. 😕
Only dumb people who can only respond to authority think cats are evil
THEPIELORD42 because humans are easily manipulated by baby like looks and noises
Hermaphrodeity exceptions prove the rule. Of course there are going to be nice cats and asshole-ish dogs.
@@ninoextendo9680 exceptions disprove a generalization people like to black n white stuff like dogs are good dogs are terrible ect they are not all the same dogs are dogs ect are ect
Joe's physical comedy is so on point. he killed that shit.
I wonder if this guy has ever tried DMT?
He should
This guy literally looks and sometimes sounds like Jo Koy lol
Love Jo Koy!
This is what I show people when they say Joe Rogan's comedy isn't funny. This shit is gold.
joe looks like his head was transplanted onto a toddler's body
His body stopped growing when he turned 14
What? Have you seen how fucking jacked that dude is
@@serweed what's that got to do with anything!?
Give me time. Ill do it
@@avatar1867 Should I be scared?
I used to have hamsters and apparently a very bad dog. She never got to the hamsters, but their cage was covered in dog snot.
Your hamsters must have been terrified.
Having a huge monster slobber at the cage that seperates them...
How dumb u had to be to torture those poor little rats😂😂
You’re a bad pet owner.
@@Energy.Theory I was only a child at the time. The hamsters were kept in my room. The dog wasn’t allowed in there, but she would sneak in when my brother would forget to close the door (she was only supposed to be in one part of the house.) First chance she got, she would run to my room, eat all of my cat’s food and rub her nose all over the hamster cage. The hamsters generally slept through these episodes, because they happened in the daytime, and the hamsters were nocturnal. The cat never showed any interest in the hamsters 🐹.
Why is Joe Rogan such a good f**kin comedian!
5:51 The Cat sounds like Snoop Dogg. Is that irony?
Those were the most realistic cat noises I have ever heard a human make 😂
Epic comic timing! Also epic cardio. All the observations about cats and dogs were on point. I want to see Joe do standup live now!
6:04 read that cats will kill something and bring it home to show you what it's done like it's a gift
I mean it's a nice gesture from the cat, but still a murderous goober
This had me LMAO! only cat owners will completely understand 😅
Cat: "you know me". dat line just killed me hahahah
Just realized that this is the first time I see Joe doing standup. I only knew him through his podcast show.
i only knew him from fear factor
SAME!!
Same😂
Search up his stand up clips trust me you won't stop laughing
Not as funny but he also does ufc commenting
6:14 Rogan sneaks Inverted Guard into the set!!!
So right about the cats and the involuntary noises when locked on
Broooo my cat does that exact same thing when he sees birds! Joe nailed the sound😂😂
This is one of his best bits, cant stop watching lol
It is one of his best bits. But it is still
So bad.
@@OLBKokay🤣
@@racheltarentino3314 don’t get me wrong. I love Rogan. Great podcaster and commentator. Exceptional commentator. But he identifies as a comic. I never understood why.
@@OLBK he's been doing comedy for decades
How is nobody mentioning Rogan's scary Winnie the Pooh impression in 1:30
I read this as he did it and it was spot on
4:12 I almost choked on nothing... I have nothing but air in my throat and I nearly choked on that watching him reenacting a cat flipping out XD
The Hicks and Kinison influence is strong in this one.
I feel like Joe Rogan gets noticed for everything else but people kind of forget he’s a hilarious stand up comedian. Like I don’t even like or listen to most of his other shit but his stand-up specials are hilarious
WHY YOU YELLIN' AT THE MIC!!?
Cause he doesn’t have strong material lol
This is the funniest Joe Rogan clip
😂 😆 ua-cam.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/v-deo.html
@@Sandman27-88 lol, yes lol, ha lol
BECAUSE LOUD IS FUNNY
Beard is weird
Pound for pound, one of the most effective predators on the planet…but still super fluffy and cute!
Love em!
Joe’s style of yelling jokes at people would be great in the 80s.
He's a lot like Louis CK and Bill Burr
And yet there you are doing nothing
@@thecoobs8820 If youre out there on stage for the world to see its fair game , comes with package.
B for Thigh - His style is fuck all like Louis CK and Bill Burr...
Jacob Tallar Comedians yelling their jokes was more common and more popular in the 80s. Is this an incorrect statement?
That vampire intergration was so seamless and on point it's almost criminal 😂
I really like how Roe Jogan's brain works.
his imcatsonation while held not to eat the hamster was fairly accurate.
My kid had a hamster 30yrs ago. 2am he wakes me out of a dead sleep to tell me his hamster wasn't in his giant housing unit, we got it. I did NOT want to search for a hamster at 2am. I walked into the kitchen to get a glass of water before I went back to bed. I found the hamster; it apparently was behind the refrigerator, and the cat was patiently waiting for it to come out.
When a stranger asks you what time it is... 1:51
This was genuinely really funny
I kvoe his animal impressions, he never ceases to make me laugh
That's the guy from Fear Factor! I wondered what happened to him
You must be kidding
Jesus I hope that is sarcasm
Scribe13 😆
I recognised him too. He now interviews UFC fighters after the fight.
I saw him in Here comes the boom with Kevin James. I think he's an actor.
This is histerical. I sent it to my mother and she loved it too!
1:39 That’s probably exactly what would happen though
2:54 Anyone else notice that flexibility?
Never have seen a complete special, so I cant comment on his overall skills, but this delivery was perfect.
Those cat sounds, i had 2 cats, they came from the same mother.
When a single bug would get in my house they would do that thing where they lock on to their target.
They would start communicating in their cat language and would work together until the bug was terminated.
I loved watching them do that, they were so good!
I remember the old way!🤣