I always thought of him as that cool uncle that always knows when to tell your rents to chill. No lie, have a part Italian uncle who looks and talks just like him. Really don’t understand the hate lol
I hadnt checked out his stand up because I heard that he was pretty unfunny. But tbh, if all of his material is as good as this short clip, he's actually decently funny.
Joe is honest and enjoyable. He's also very genuine and true. Someone who laughs at his own ego and brings that out in ourselves. Thank you Joe Rogan, keep upsetting idiots and showing others they're also idiots ;) Maybe down the line we'll all just enjoy truth too much ;)
He’s said himself plenty of times that’s he’s usually high during the podcast. This isn’t news lol. Dudes literally smoking a join in like half the podcasts it seems
I worked at a middle school and my favorite thing was listening to the kids paychobabale. Theyd follow me and literally say the dumbest most random most curious things ever. And ofc i was high as fk everyday took my dab pen with me even my boss and coworkers was smoking out inside the cafeteria inside where the lunchladies work 🤣
@@rickykim1842 Get out from my comment with that dumbass s**t! Why didn't you write your own comment? Come here to hide behind other people's comments with your ignorant humorless bs.
@@AlyssMa7rin “you know who else says that shit? The fucking GOVERNMENT. I mean come on man (hits blunt) it’s all just the same people saying the same shit, man”
My moms generation: is that the guy from News Radio? My generation: is that the guy from Fear Factor? This generation: is that the guy from the podcasts?
@@tubeyartu2696 How old is your mom's 🤣because fear factor & news radio are not that far apart from each other. The same generation that saw it, saw fear factor too
Adrian Diaz the line is supposed to be “and you want something to be responsible for” but he actually said “and you want something to be responsible for you” implying that the doll is taking care of the daughter. He fudged the wording.
as a child who was around my uncle when he was high before I ever knew what it was, I could tell something was different. He would always be extra nice when he was high and he'd share his munchies snacks.
God knows how he made it in the stand up game. He's seriously unfunny. Great conversationalist though, guess he found his niche. Just wish he would give up the stand up. Bomb expert, if his crowd weren't as high as he is, for sure.
@@zootsoot2006 he’s not that bad, he just has a different style. His style isn’t really for me, but I can see why a lot of people would find him funny.
@@zootsoot2006 You're all wrong. The content was good, but it's just his "self" (appearance/voice/manner) that doesn't really work/fit with the act, or perhaps it's that his "self" is just not naturally funny in general for some reason. As someone who watched JRE (obvs), it was also apparent to me that he's putting on a generic comedian personality in order to tell the stories, which isn't a sense I get at all with good comedians like bill burr/dave chapperino whomst come off 100% natural
@@omnacky Really well put! I think he is a really good comedian, and makes me laugh often , this clip for example was really funny. But he is obviously not a natural comedian.
As a stoner I can say this is one of the highest looking Joe Rogan faces I've seen and I've watched a lot of the podcast. Might be stage lighting compared to his studio. IDK I haven't seen a ton of his standup tbh
I questioned my mum on how santa got down the chimney when I was like five. She told me he came through the front door. I kinda bought it. What convinced me is she left out milk and cookies the night before Christmas and when I woke up the next day and saw they were gone I was like ooooohhh shit, now I now for sure he's real. He's actually been here and now I have proof! haha
@Xx Yy they were clearly laughing at normal words even before the punchline, seemed like a huge overreaction. Although,I have to say that I never found Joe Rogan funny, but in this video the jokes were not that bad. Maybe he has improved.
@caveman Versace If you already brainwashed him with religion like most of the children are by their parents,then they will never truly understand it even when they are 30.
Not really... he’s wanted to be a comedian his whole life. Refers to himself as one, yet isn’t funny in stand up. This was slightly better but usually he tries way too hard. He’s a very successful person/struggling comedian with 30 year’s in the business. Kinda sad he’s still trying and not funny. Love him like he loves Shaub so there’s my painful advice. Give it up before you seriously get hurt Joe.
My childhood home doesn't have a fireplace, so I asked my mom how Santa Claus gets in the house and she said through the door, and that's when I knew , cause that's no different from when a burglar or thief breaks in the house.
I get stoned and laugh my ass off watching SpongeBob with my son, have in depth conversations about Minecraft, sonic , other games etc... We have a great time but then again my functioning skills whilst intoxicated are Jedi level so if you can't hang then don't do it 🤷
What exactly does he do? He comments about fighting? He has a podcast and invites people in to talk and then refutes what they say even though he is uneducated about nearly every topic he discusses. He has convinced a nation of dopes to follow his every word... meanwhile, actually smart people who actually have an erudite command of a topic are not to be trusted....classic....He isn't funny and claims to be healthy but very clearly uses steroids. He has Barry Bonds' head compared to his younger self. He is a clown.
When I was 12 I was on a church bus and was making jokes with my friend about the legitimacy of Santa Claus and we eventually heard the 6 year old boy in the seat behind us start to cry. We indirectly broke it to this kid that Santa isn’t real.
extreme I think that would’ve caused him to commit suicide. Truth be told I was never Christian, I went because I was forced by my mom and stepdad at the time.
6 is too old, if I ever had a kid I'll tell them santa isn't real by the age of 4 but also tell him that's is still a fun tradition to go to the mall and sit with santa and to feel the spirit of Christmas. Also, I feel like I would have no need to tell him what is real and what's not, my parents never told me and I never assumed that Santa was real, I always thought that it was like the holiday maskot that symbolises the Christmas spirit or something like that.
@@manormanman7092 interesting, I feel like when I figured out Santa Claus wasn’t real, life didn’t feel all the same or something, so that never happened with you?
That Santa Clause issue is real. My mom never told me. She just kept saying "As long as you believe, you'll keep getting stuff from Santa." So neither of us have ever said anything about it. We shop together for my own son, and still don't address it. I told my kid the same thing when he started asking about it. I didn't want Christmas to stop being "magical," and I figured he knew because he asked. But now I can't actually tell if he's really good at pretending, or if he really still believes.
I have literally NEVER listened to Joe Rogan's stand-up because I thought "no way he's good at both things". I'm genuinely surprised he's making me laugh AND has the best podcast in the world. What. A. Treat. 🎉👏👏
It's actually a good set. His best set to me. I think his podcast overshadows his comedy. It's genuinely improved, and it was never terrible to begin with.
Joe Rogan talking to his kids high sounds like he is interviewing a guest on his podcast.
Because he’s always high on the podcast
I can see him asking his kids serious questions about philosophy.
Have you ever tried DMT?
"Whoa..." o.o
Full circle
Joe Rogan’s kids: Daddy can I have cookies? Joe Rogan: *Have you ever tried dmt?*
then ari shaffir comes over and offers to make drinks
ComedyCast With Joe Zachary the fact that there are 420 likes
LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@AATutorsYT Let's make it 666.
Underrated comment!
his jokes are okay but the fact the man has legs is hilarious to me
His jokes are pretty dope quit hating
@@betohmanzzo730 comedy is subjective
@Matias Martinez absolutely! But I‘d say people who put him in the same league as dave chapelle etc.. are wrong…
He‘s still better than most people…
I always thought of him as that cool uncle that always knows when to tell your rents to chill. No lie, have a part Italian uncle who looks and talks just like him. Really don’t understand the hate lol
@@jonas7484 I've never heard of anyone putting Rogan in league with Chappelle. Never.
The loud laugh in the audience is from Jamie.
Nah, it was prolly Nadav from YMH
it's obviously a laugh track not really people
@@ryanoconnor4279 calm down, Brandon
The entire audience is Jamie and sound effects
I laughed too shit
It occurred to me that seeing Joe’s legs isn’t weird, but seeing him with shoes is
You realize just how wrongly you proportion him from when he's sitting behind that desk... He's at least 65% head.
What if joe did stand up bare foot 🤔
It’s weird not seeing him make people gross food😂🤣 or announcing the UFC🤦🏾♂️😂🤣
Because he has that shirt that is so long, it makes his legs look really short. So his shoes and feet seem too big for the length of his legs.
@@jamaljay8870 focus on typing, spelling and including all the words to complete a sentence instead of 46 emojis. You sound moronic
Kid: "Daddy, read me a good night story!"
High Joe Rogan: "So, a buddy of mine..."
"Jamie pull that up"
He’s either 4”2 or 6”8 I can’t tell man
Lol
If he were 6'8 with that build it would be terrifying
He's 5'4"
Arnold ShcaFernaker • 10 years ago • edited 5,7*
Two feet four inches? Eight feet six inches?
This is the first time I've seen Joe Rogan stand up.
Funny because stand up like literally and comedy
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I hadnt checked out his stand up because I heard that he was pretty unfunny.
But tbh, if all of his material is as good as this short clip, he's actually decently funny.
Me too and to be honest I think it's garbage because all I can think about when he talks is someone getting head kicked to unconsciousness
@@PirateTHESteam1 it's pretty decent. Nothing great...but it's good.
Joe's Kid : Hi Dad
Joe : That's the most craziest shit I've ever heard in my life
They’re laughing because they’ve all seen Joes turning side kick
Christian Ponce like most people, they see it coming!
@@Smarterthanyou-mthrfkr not his😂
I think about it constantly, like if I ever get to know him, I'll be on my best behavior.
@@agustindominguez1260 dude with his power, if you arent fit or ready for it itll for sure crack ribs dudes a beast
HAHAHHAHA omg I actually laughed really hard at this comment. Omg that was great. Thanks
joe looks so weird in normal people clothes. i have no idea why, but it doesn't feel right.
He just wore a huge shirt that doesn't fit him idk why
He is self conscious about the hgh gut maybe?
Its the jeggins
My attention was stuck on his shiny head the whole time
Jesse Compton also to see him standing
Im convinced this audience was paid to laugh
Oh this is too fresh, I need to come back after these comments have marinated
1 Million Subscribers Without Any Content couldn’t agree more
then stop adding ingredients ;)
1 Million Subscribers Without Any Content they have now marinated
Lol you have the same chance of reaching a million subs as I do lol
😂😂😂
My dad was never high around me, because he wasn't around.
That's sad I hope life gives you great things.
Playing the smallest violin
I dont thnk my dad would be that Irresponsible..but I never met the man
Look at it this way, ya could have known him and he could have been a real piece of shit.
My mom
This is so awkward, it's like I'm watching my dad up there
fr like who’s telling him that he’s “funny” 😭😭😭😭
@@ilikethatboulder.thatisani5496 this one flopped dawg the others ar better
People who didn’t have chimneys knew Santa Claus was bullshit from the start.
wrong mum said he had a universal key for everyones. front door
Mobsters what every kid in az was told
Santa came through our air conditioning duct
Don’t forget he has a magic key.
Naa some guy definitely used to come into my bedroom at night
Joe she’s gonna say her first word!!
Baby: D...D....D....d
Joe: D-DMT??
Baby: Daddy!!
Joe: oh God Dammit
Best thing I’ve seen all day😂
r/cursedcomments
This is one of the most underrated comments I've ever seen
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not sure who told him to wear that shirt… but I’m loving it
This guy should do a podcast or something
He has a podcast. It's called The Joe Biden Podcast.
I mean Hogan.
@@Covid--ts5cw Logan.
@@Covid--ts5cw I heard it was a nature podcast called the Boulder Elk podcast w/co host dmt
We found the dimwit. literally.
This might be the first time I’ve actually seen his legs
MannyFresh4251 lmfaooo 😂 have you watched him practice MMA, but that’s funny guys usually making history behind a table 😂
Watch him kicking stuff
He stood up on the podcast with David Blaine. He stabbed DB with an icepick
And his ears
They are very tiny it’s like a child
Joe is honest and enjoyable. He's also very genuine and true. Someone who laughs at his own ego and brings that out in ourselves. Thank you Joe Rogan, keep upsetting idiots and showing others they're also idiots ;) Maybe down the line we'll all just enjoy truth too much ;)
the way joe says he talks to his kids when he’s high is exactly like he is in his podcast which goes to show how high he is during his podcast
He’s said himself plenty of times that’s he’s usually high during the podcast. This isn’t news lol. Dudes literally smoking a join in like half the podcasts it seems
Do you have a problem with that?
@@thellama3239 Joe even got Musk to take a hit from a joint :D
Mrsirgentleman why would i care if he wants to get high or not
Jack Tierney I dont remember maybe i was too high, but i think i thought you implied that beeing high while on the podcast was a bad thing
Kids: "Daddy can you tell me a story?"
Joe Rogan: "Have you heard of Stoned Ape Theory?"
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This comment is fucking gold lol
Wtf 😂😂😂
His kids: Daddy can I have a cookie?
Joe: How about a fig
Joe Rogan to his child: haha thats cute baby, ever tried dmt?
I was waiting, he prob slips some in their food 😂😂
the first comment that's ever made me LOL.
Zeto Cuban you fucken moron
@@Jay-zj9yz what's your issue?
Jon Taffer's Liver You cant slip dmt in food, shows how educated people are about substances and it was a stupid joke
I have a 6 year old sister and I talk to her and cherish her when I’m high, it is honestly very enlightening.
durk io never lay off
Yes! Kids are in the forever "now moment " pure un tarnished consciousness. We must all learn to re program our subconscious
So when you'ee not high you beat on her or something?
@@gaetaboss_mattj3047 oooffff!
I worked at a middle school and my favorite thing was listening to the kids paychobabale. Theyd follow me and literally say the dumbest most random most curious things ever. And ofc i was high as fk everyday took my dab pen with me even my boss and coworkers was smoking out inside the cafeteria inside where the lunchladies work 🤣
"Teachers comin play with blocks, act stupid" lol!! 😂😂
Joe when he suffers from erectile dysfunction
“Jamie can you pull that up for me”
😂😂
bruhh lmfaoo
LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Broooooo 😂😂
Yea he’s getting better, never usually find him funny but I like this.
I like everything about Joe..except his stand-up
This was a very good one haha
@@chiefRaho I was like this, but this was genuinely hilarious.
Yeah I usually change it when he starts yelling
I really wonder about Americans humour, seems so childish to me but somehow fully grown adults find this dribble funny.
Joe talks to his kid like she’s on the podcast😂
Katogaming47 he would never do it but a thirty minute podcast of him interviewing his daughters about rainbows and unicorns would be really cute
@@weaverfever2972 Joe while interviewing his kids "I've seen a lot of rainbows and unicorns on DMT. Have you ever tried DMT?"
This is why I love joe Rohan!!! The way he talks about his kids ya can see it in his eye he’s a genuine wicked nice dude upmost respect to him!
*Joe tells joke*
*Audience doesn’t get it*
Joe: hold up they don’t get it, Jamie pull up the video.
@@_Hamish ha
ha
Ha
Ha
ha
Talking to your kids high is a beautiful thing, truly.
@Big Reiner ❤️
Big Reiner ok
The best advice to give your kids comes to you when you’re high and they’re not even around but you forget about it by the time you see them
@@gerRule Right! Thats why i write it down on my notes.
Omniscient well that’s one way of doing it I suppose 😂
"the teacher is coming, play with blocks" LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Joe "you shouldn't be _intoxicrated_ around your children" Rogan.
Ha nice
@@rickykim1842 Get out from my comment with that dumbass s**t! Why didn't you write your own comment? Come here to hide behind other people's comments with your ignorant humorless bs.
Ahh Yo go get laid, loser.
@@papagrounds LMAO
@@decentdude1086 hes a loser. He can't
Joe’s Kids: Daddy what’s for dinner?
Joe: It’s entirely possible that we’ll be having DMT infused Elk steaks.
A buddy of mine told me you were supposed to cook them well done, but I think it's bullshit.
@@AlyssMa7rin “you know who else says that shit? The fucking GOVERNMENT. I mean come on man (hits blunt) it’s all just the same people saying the same shit, man”
with shrooms
More aggression while on DMT?! He probably destroyed like an entire...realm or universe, have you guys decided which yet?!
I'm 48 with a 7 year old daughter. This, this right here is spot on! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the worst thing that happened when my dad got high around me was us watching storage wars on the couch while he ate saltines.
Yeeeeeeeep
Gooble Gal lol that’s pretty adorable
Saltines while high sounds terrible, like eating sand in a desert. Chips Ahoy with milk tho....now that sounds like a plan
@@Poopoobrigade when you've got the munchies and haven't gone grocery shopping you make do. and nah, giant slice of cake is the move.
Hell yeah
My moms generation: is that the guy from News Radio?
My generation: is that the guy from Fear Factor?
This generation: is that the guy from the podcasts?
coolvidzman im sure there is some inbetween generation that asks “is the the guy from from the UFC?”
c,
Was just about to mention UFC lol
@@tubeyartu2696 How old is your mom's 🤣because fear factor & news radio are not that far apart from each other. The same generation that saw it, saw fear factor too
Ashter,
Old. Lmao
@@ashter6487 and ufc
“Teachers coming act stupid” I’m tweakin 🤣🤣🤣
You can see how experienced he is up there through his timing.
Fucked up the line about the doll being responsible for his daughter though.
Ben Dover what?
Adrian Diaz the line is supposed to be “and you want something to be responsible for” but he actually said “and you want something to be responsible for you” implying that the doll is taking care of the daughter. He fudged the wording.
@@eriknelson3238 It's a good thing everyone cares.
@@ihatefingerboardingWell the person who specifically asked about that line probably cared, which is why I replied. Dipshit.
"Have you ever meet Santa Claus?"
"No"
"But you let him into the house"
That my guy is a kid win for the ages!
Literally read this as he was saying it lmao
Jacob Covert bro me too wtf😂😂😂
Me too
I heard it then read it. But would love to join the party here
Damn once i heard it i was damn she got a point
This skit has aged on me especially after having kids of my own. So accurate
What? This hurts to watch. Where is the funny part?
@@kristofferbjrnstad3906if you can’t figure it out it’s not for you
My kids damn near 11 and still believes in Santa, it’s sweet but come on kid you’re killing me😂
Maybe it’s relevant to some people, but it’s still painfully unfunny.
Joe Rogans kids: I dont like weed
Joe Rogan: LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN
ikr bAaaam
No one 'lets' Santa in their house, they just try to lure him in. He'd get in either way.
orphaned hanyou you need more likes for this
as a child who was around my uncle when he was high before I ever knew what it was, I could tell something was different. He would always be extra nice when he was high and he'd share his munchies snacks.
Hey you!!! Don’t you dare write a “this guy should do a podcast” joke. Half the comments have already posted it 👇🏻
Have you ever tried DMT?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
This guy should do a podcast
The comment just below yours is exactly that lol
This guy should do a podcast
So many people say it’s wrong to smoke in front of your children, bat apparently drinking alcohol in front of them is completely fine
How dare you make sense!
No it’s because of second hand smoke lmao
actually both of these aren't fine
It depends, of you want your kid to smoke and drink its fine. If you dont want it then its not. Simple as that
@@brayden6755 and kids get the literal hand when you drink too much 🤔
Joe is super funny and good I honestly think people can't disassociate him from stand up to pods where he is normally mellow and serious
His shirt bugs me it feels like he's only half dressed
It bugs me as well...... it's like he's just arms and pecs but has no torso...
@@thelolmaster1997 Why are you two so worried about how another man dresses?
I hope by 3:30 you're both feeling better 😀
You like his body
makes it even funnier
"They're gonna get extra hugs and daddy's gonna be paranoid about objects 'ohh look out! don't go there!' " frickn lost it
A real belly laugh
"home-schools your children in the forest"
Dead. 🤣 Joe's timing is so good, that didn't have time to get the laugh it deserved.
'Gimme a hug, I love you' someone struck me right in my daddy issues.
Z Ma just the way it goes
Joe's comedy is like the comedy you get from your co workers. We hear it, laugh, and go back to work as if the comedy never happened.
well put
God knows how he made it in the stand up game. He's seriously unfunny. Great conversationalist though, guess he found his niche. Just wish he would give up the stand up. Bomb expert, if his crowd weren't as high as he is, for sure.
@@zootsoot2006 he’s not that bad, he just has a different style.
His style isn’t really for me, but I can see why a lot of people would find him funny.
@@zootsoot2006 You're all wrong. The content was good, but it's just his "self" (appearance/voice/manner) that doesn't really work/fit with the act, or perhaps it's that his "self" is just not naturally funny in general for some reason. As someone who watched JRE (obvs), it was also apparent to me that he's putting on a generic comedian personality in order to tell the stories, which isn't a sense I get at all with good comedians like bill burr/dave chapperino whomst come off 100% natural
@@omnacky Really well put! I think he is a really good comedian, and makes me laugh often , this clip for example was really funny. But he is obviously not a natural comedian.
one of the most brilliant stand ups from Joe Rogan
I love watching him light up and look around the audience after he smashed a bit. So genuine :-D
I think he’s high right now, he said intoxicrated.
Dude, he's always high!
Was looking for this LOL 😂😂
HARBRINGERZERO herpa derpa duuuurpp
Freudian slip!
As a stoner I can say this is one of the highest looking Joe Rogan faces I've seen and I've watched a lot of the podcast. Might be stage lighting compared to his studio. IDK I haven't seen a ton of his standup tbh
Literally got me Laughing Out Loud proper! L❤VE JOE! 😂😅XXX
Joe “introxicated” Rogan 😂
seeing joe rogan do stand up is like seeing your teacher outside school
I questioned my mum on how santa got down the chimney when I was like five. She told me he came through the front door. I kinda bought it. What convinced me is she left out milk and cookies the night before Christmas and when I woke up the next day and saw they were gone I was like ooooohhh shit, now I now for sure he's real. He's actually been here and now I have proof! haha
Uhm. That’s how it goes in every family.
Seeing is believing 😂😂
@@hallo80510 lmao🤣🤣
I knew santa wasn't real because we had no chimney 🤦♂️
piet vink what are you gonna say next his family tradition of eating a turkey on thanksgiving isn’t special either?
Joe Rogan breathes
The audience: HAHAhHahahhahahah
2:19 as a middle school teacher, I can confirm
Einstien Brown you my friend are undefeated
One was pregnant at that age in my local middle school a few years back.
@Einstien Brown lmaooooo
I'd stuff you
@@bobafett4457 What did Einstein brown say that was funny? I see the replies but his comment isn’t there
Plot twist: Only reason he has a podcast is to avoid conversations with his kids while he's "elevated".
That's a twist
Oh that’s crazy, have you ever tried DMT?
Teacher: What are the life lessons your dad has taught you?
Joe’s kids: Dmt and chemical castration.
Leave it to Joe, the dude has improved his standup significantly over the last few years.
But the laughs seem fake, is it just me?
Vikrant Singh ehh maybe, I think this is hilarious tho so who knows
This special is 4 years old
@Xx Yy homeless cats unite
@Xx Yy they were clearly laughing at normal words even before the punchline, seemed like a huge overreaction. Although,I have to say that I never found Joe Rogan funny, but in this video the jokes were not that bad. Maybe he has improved.
Joe: my daughter is 6 years old.. Joe: there’s a moment when your 7 year old has you in check mate.. 🤔 high!!! Very high!! 🤦🏼♂️😂😂😂
Think he was talkin about his other daughter being 7 when she found out
*messes up age by one number*
“Omg guys he’s popping Molly on stage!!!”
Big fan of the podcast. I actually didn’t know he was a comedian… and now I see why.
Joe isn't the best stand-up but his podcast is goat
This bit was pretty funny
@@auren5352 yeah it's good tbf just not a naturally funny guy imo
@@David-ok5ek I was laughing throughout the whole thing as I rewatched the whole thing today. To the average joe, they will find it funny man.
Yeah never understood why people thought he's funny.. maybe they are high af? Podcast is great tho.
@@SirFartsAlot1 they just don't over analyze the comedy and try to have a good time
This is the first time I actually laughed at a Joe Rogan stand up. Love the dudes podcast
Probably paying someone to write for him
One of the comedians of all time
Joe "The Big Bang sounds even less real than Santa Claus" Rogan
@caveman Versace If you already brainwashed him with religion like most of the children are by their parents,then they will never truly understand it even when they are 30.
Teacher is coming act stupid, you lost me there man😂
Lying to your kids about Santa Claus is bad, but lying to yourself about Joe Rogan being funny is even worse.
"Intoxicrated"
Iyce Phoenixx he smoked before the show too prob
@@paynekaufmann403 I wouldn't be surprised, but it could have also just been a slip of the tongue. Lord knows that happens to me everyday.
Him standing beside that stool as successful as he is, is humbling.
Not really... he’s wanted to be a comedian his whole life. Refers to himself as one, yet isn’t funny in stand up. This was slightly better but usually he tries way too hard. He’s a very successful person/struggling comedian with 30 year’s in the business. Kinda sad he’s still trying and not funny. Love him like he loves Shaub so there’s my painful advice. Give it up before you seriously get hurt Joe.
@@db8700 idk i have a laugh at Joe's standup more than others. I wouldn't call him struggling. He prob gets millions off of netflix specials lol
D B I bet you’re real funny.
D B relax there buddy
@@db8700 ok keyboard comedian.
The crowd is laughing coz they're all the buddies of his!!
I'm not his Buddy
They all hope to get invited on his show.
He’s painfully unfunny
My childhood home doesn't have a fireplace, so I asked my mom how Santa Claus gets in the house and she said through the door, and that's when I knew , cause that's no different from when a burglar or thief breaks in the house.
Hey, least your mother takes credit for the holiday gifts
Yeah, being in a second floor apartment made me question how he got in there myself lol
Really good funny skit would love to see a.couple of more pieces of this special
If you have Netflix, look up "Triggered". Pretty sure it was on that special (was definitely from that performance...same outfit)
Netflix boi
@@BarackObama592 I found it thanks
“teachers coming play dumb”😭😭😭😭
I get stoned and laugh my ass off watching SpongeBob with my son, have in depth conversations about Minecraft, sonic , other games etc... We have a great time but then again my functioning skills whilst intoxicated are Jedi level so if you can't hang then don't do it 🤷
Intoxicated? Remembers my friend, the word is elevated.😉
@@Virsaci when I was a stoner yes.. only chief it once in a while now which gets me gone therefore, intoxicated fits better.
The people who say you shouldn’t be high around your kids are the same people sucking down a box of wine every night.
@@laurenadams4624 mustn't forget to include those vicodin/pill popping individuals as well.
@@laurenadams4624 Never understood that mentality.
Joe probably asks his kids if they tried dmt when he’s high
It’s crazy how bad joes stand up is. I love everything else he does.
what does he do
What exactly does he do? He comments about fighting? He has a podcast and invites people in to talk and then refutes what they say even though he is uneducated about nearly every topic he discusses. He has convinced a nation of dopes to follow his every word... meanwhile, actually smart people who actually have an erudite command of a topic are not to be trusted....classic....He isn't funny and claims to be healthy but very clearly uses steroids. He has Barry Bonds' head compared to his younger self. He is a clown.
He’s so modest hiding his hulking muscles in that shirt
@covid-19 😁
covid-19 imagine thinking millionaire joe rogan is insecure
covid-19 a smaller size won’t button up on that chest
It blows my mind that Joe is 5' 7"
His presence and energy are 6' 7"
Андрей Бахарковскй what does acting 5 7 mean LOL
@@Lightningkuriboh , moves a lot and energetic talking imo. I'm 6'6'' and we move slower, it's just physics
juha juha honestly was not expecting that answer LOL
@@oneill765 huh??
@@Codeman785 he doesnt like imperial, neither do I but I learned a bit
This is a great hit imo. Him asking his daughter if she knows thats not a baby 😂😂
The least funniest of it all lol
Ya that part was actually a funny premise, hope u good nowadays 2 years later
When I was 12 I was on a church bus and was making jokes with my friend about the legitimacy of Santa Claus and we eventually heard the 6 year old boy in the seat behind us start to cry. We indirectly broke it to this kid that Santa isn’t real.
That was not your place as you know writing the comment😜
You should have told him that God inst real also
extreme I think that would’ve caused him to commit suicide. Truth be told I was never Christian, I went because I was forced by my mom and stepdad at the time.
6 is too old, if I ever had a kid I'll tell them santa isn't real by the age of 4 but also tell him that's is still a fun tradition to go to the mall and sit with santa and to feel the spirit of Christmas. Also, I feel like I would have no need to tell him what is real and what's not, my parents never told me and I never assumed that Santa was real, I always thought that it was like the holiday maskot that symbolises the Christmas spirit or something like that.
@@manormanman7092 interesting, I feel like when I figured out Santa Claus wasn’t real, life didn’t feel all the same or something, so that never happened with you?
My kids are in the room with me! Hit pause as soon as he mentioned Santa 🙄
I can't imagine him being a parent when your in trouble you'll get the joe rogan experience😁
Joe [looking irritated]: Is Coronavirus over yet?
Jamie: No, in fact it--
Joe: More weed.
I actually spat my drank out a little when he said that stuff about you’re kid checkmating you 😂
JOE'S DAUGHTER: Can I have a cookie too?
JOE: No sweetheart THESE are mine.
That Santa Clause issue is real. My mom never told me. She just kept saying "As long as you believe, you'll keep getting stuff from Santa." So neither of us have ever said anything about it. We shop together for my own son, and still don't address it. I told my kid the same thing when he started asking about it. I didn't want Christmas to stop being "magical," and I figured he knew because he asked. But now I can't actually tell if he's really good at pretending, or if he really still believes.
Kid : daddy can I please have cookies
Joe: OOOOOOOH!!!!
1:30 everyone goes silent when he says Santa Claus I think some people in the audience still thought he existed.
Joe Rogan is buff Jo Koy
I have literally NEVER listened to Joe Rogan's stand-up because I thought "no way he's good at both things". I'm genuinely surprised he's making me laugh AND has the best podcast in the world. What. A. Treat. 🎉👏👏
HITS BLUNT!!!
I Realize In 3 min his daughter went from being 6 to 7 years old.
HBD.
ferry gamo looking if anyone noticed that too lol
Thats because he has 3, one adult daughter and two young ones.
Probably wrote the joke when she was 6, then remembered she is now 7 😂
Oh shit, his stand up is calming down, and more like the real him. And it's funnier. He should tell Chris D'elia how he did it.
The bit is a few years old.
💯 - joe is relaxed and in a new zone
xstreemflix Chris’s comedy voice is so different than his talking voice on his podcast and it’s super cringey
Triggered is from 2016 but go on.
@@CH-ml4rz this makes me sad :0(
It's actually a good set. His best set to me. I think his podcast overshadows his comedy. It's genuinely improved, and it was never terrible to begin with.