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  • @j.francisward1897
    @j.francisward1897 4 роки тому +14921

    Joe Rogan talking to his kids high sounds like he is interviewing a guest on his podcast.

  • @Bloodfang152
    @Bloodfang152 4 роки тому +16400

    Joe Rogan’s kids: Daddy can I have cookies? Joe Rogan: *Have you ever tried dmt?*

    • @bhew7409
      @bhew7409 4 роки тому +126

      then ari shaffir comes over and offers to make drinks

    • @AATutorsYT
      @AATutorsYT 4 роки тому +16

      ComedyCast With Joe Zachary the fact that there are 420 likes

    • @johnpappadopoulos2812
      @johnpappadopoulos2812 4 роки тому +17

      LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Alex1710XVII
      @Alex1710XVII 4 роки тому +2

      @@AATutorsYT Let's make it 666.

    • @Lucas-up9wq
      @Lucas-up9wq 4 роки тому +1

      Underrated comment!

  • @jonas7484
    @jonas7484 3 роки тому +4784

    his jokes are okay but the fact the man has legs is hilarious to me

    • @betohmanzzo730
      @betohmanzzo730 3 роки тому +165

      His jokes are pretty dope quit hating

    • @jimmyjoe1488
      @jimmyjoe1488 3 роки тому +170

      @@betohmanzzo730 comedy is subjective

    • @jonas7484
      @jonas7484 3 роки тому +43

      @Matias Martinez absolutely! But I‘d say people who put him in the same league as dave chapelle etc.. are wrong…
      He‘s still better than most people…

    • @condorsouthernlands4730
      @condorsouthernlands4730 3 роки тому +14

      I always thought of him as that cool uncle that always knows when to tell your rents to chill. No lie, have a part Italian uncle who looks and talks just like him. Really don’t understand the hate lol

    • @Bernacide
      @Bernacide 3 роки тому +33

      @@jonas7484 I've never heard of anyone putting Rogan in league with Chappelle. Never.

  • @rohanjeetdas5707
    @rohanjeetdas5707 4 роки тому +5509

    The loud laugh in the audience is from Jamie.

    • @thedickens6490
      @thedickens6490 4 роки тому +19

      Nah, it was prolly Nadav from YMH

    • @ryanoconnor4279
      @ryanoconnor4279 4 роки тому +36

      it's obviously a laugh track not really people

    • @thedickens6490
      @thedickens6490 4 роки тому +57

      @@ryanoconnor4279 calm down, Brandon

    • @ableman8
      @ableman8 4 роки тому +84

      The entire audience is Jamie and sound effects

    • @Grandpa_popi
      @Grandpa_popi 4 роки тому +6

      I laughed too shit

  • @TheShawnee22
    @TheShawnee22 4 роки тому +4381

    It occurred to me that seeing Joe’s legs isn’t weird, but seeing him with shoes is

    • @christianc.christian5025
      @christianc.christian5025 4 роки тому +343

      You realize just how wrongly you proportion him from when he's sitting behind that desk... He's at least 65% head.

    • @rsaldivar8
      @rsaldivar8 4 роки тому +23

      What if joe did stand up bare foot 🤔

    • @jamaljay8870
      @jamaljay8870 4 роки тому +10

      It’s weird not seeing him make people gross food😂🤣 or announcing the UFC🤦🏾‍♂️😂🤣

    • @daveb4013
      @daveb4013 4 роки тому +39

      Because he has that shirt that is so long, it makes his legs look really short. So his shoes and feet seem too big for the length of his legs.

    • @colincamus2098
      @colincamus2098 4 роки тому +1

      @@jamaljay8870 focus on typing, spelling and including all the words to complete a sentence instead of 46 emojis. You sound moronic

  • @DomeLP09
    @DomeLP09 4 роки тому +221

    Kid: "Daddy, read me a good night story!"
    High Joe Rogan: "So, a buddy of mine..."

  • @adamsuniverse8352
    @adamsuniverse8352 4 роки тому +6438

    He’s either 4”2 or 6”8 I can’t tell man

  • @gangat
    @gangat 4 роки тому +6128

    This is the first time I've seen Joe Rogan stand up.

    • @level1dodo896
      @level1dodo896 4 роки тому +256

      Funny because stand up like literally and comedy

    • @posiky90
      @posiky90 4 роки тому +76

      Underated comment

    • @PirateTHESteam1
      @PirateTHESteam1 4 роки тому +53

      I hadnt checked out his stand up because I heard that he was pretty unfunny.
      But tbh, if all of his material is as good as this short clip, he's actually decently funny.

    • @watchman2700
      @watchman2700 4 роки тому +19

      Me too and to be honest I think it's garbage because all I can think about when he talks is someone getting head kicked to unconsciousness

    • @hijack69
      @hijack69 4 роки тому +31

      @@PirateTHESteam1 it's pretty decent. Nothing great...but it's good.

  • @japjotsingh3266
    @japjotsingh3266 3 роки тому +75

    Joe's Kid : Hi Dad
    Joe : That's the most craziest shit I've ever heard in my life

  • @chris_redd2453
    @chris_redd2453 4 роки тому +6464

    They’re laughing because they’ve all seen Joes turning side kick

    • @Smarterthanyou-mthrfkr
      @Smarterthanyou-mthrfkr 4 роки тому +30

      Christian Ponce like most people, they see it coming!

    • @nopenope9023
      @nopenope9023 4 роки тому +14

      @@Smarterthanyou-mthrfkr not his😂

    • @agustindominguez1260
      @agustindominguez1260 4 роки тому +35

      I think about it constantly, like if I ever get to know him, I'll be on my best behavior.

    • @paradiseprod6153
      @paradiseprod6153 4 роки тому +35

      @@agustindominguez1260 dude with his power, if you arent fit or ready for it itll for sure crack ribs dudes a beast

    • @jessetek
      @jessetek 4 роки тому +9

      HAHAHHAHA omg I actually laughed really hard at this comment. Omg that was great. Thanks

  • @CryWolfFilms
    @CryWolfFilms 4 роки тому +5119

    joe looks so weird in normal people clothes. i have no idea why, but it doesn't feel right.

    • @vojvoda-draza
      @vojvoda-draza 4 роки тому +276

      He just wore a huge shirt that doesn't fit him idk why

    • @itsazazell5549
      @itsazazell5549 4 роки тому +76

      He is self conscious about the hgh gut maybe?

    • @Mike_E_DeShaman
      @Mike_E_DeShaman 4 роки тому +24

      Its the jeggins

    • @purplebuttchin4970
      @purplebuttchin4970 4 роки тому +40

      My attention was stuck on his shiny head the whole time

    • @Sevencoins7
      @Sevencoins7 4 роки тому +37

      Jesse Compton also to see him standing

  • @officialthomasjames
    @officialthomasjames 3 місяці тому +25

    Im convinced this audience was paid to laugh

  • @shelbytomy07
    @shelbytomy07 4 роки тому +3113

    Oh this is too fresh, I need to come back after these comments have marinated

    • @Al-vf5oq
      @Al-vf5oq 4 роки тому +2

      1 Million Subscribers Without Any Content couldn’t agree more

    • @ThatOneDude7
      @ThatOneDude7 4 роки тому +21

      then stop adding ingredients ;)

    • @austenbrown9549
      @austenbrown9549 4 роки тому +1

      1 Million Subscribers Without Any Content they have now marinated

    • @justemusicme
      @justemusicme 4 роки тому

      Lol you have the same chance of reaching a million subs as I do lol

    • @JarisJ_
      @JarisJ_ 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @Mixamaka
    @Mixamaka 4 роки тому +3763

    My dad was never high around me, because he wasn't around.

    • @Wa7edmenalnass
      @Wa7edmenalnass 4 роки тому +43

      That's sad I hope life gives you great things.

    • @Tooyoungtocareifidie
      @Tooyoungtocareifidie 4 роки тому +88

      Playing the smallest violin

    • @killumination87
      @killumination87 4 роки тому +26

      I dont thnk my dad would be that Irresponsible..but I never met the man

    • @JonnyMudMower
      @JonnyMudMower 4 роки тому +12

      Look at it this way, ya could have known him and he could have been a real piece of shit.

    • @alphonseguzman7774
      @alphonseguzman7774 4 роки тому +2

      My mom

  • @gxbrxxl9626
    @gxbrxxl9626 5 місяців тому +70

    This is so awkward, it's like I'm watching my dad up there

    • @ilikethatboulder.thatisani5496
      @ilikethatboulder.thatisani5496 3 місяці тому +4

      fr like who’s telling him that he’s “funny” 😭😭😭😭

    • @CaddRome
      @CaddRome 10 днів тому

      ​@@ilikethatboulder.thatisani5496 this one flopped dawg the others ar better

  • @moitheboi5892
    @moitheboi5892 4 роки тому +1741

    People who didn’t have chimneys knew Santa Claus was bullshit from the start.

    • @denverhopkinson1513
      @denverhopkinson1513 4 роки тому +131

      wrong mum said he had a universal key for everyones. front door

    • @jacobnm8687
      @jacobnm8687 4 роки тому +15

      Mobsters what every kid in az was told

    • @zacjohnson8404
      @zacjohnson8404 4 роки тому +49

      Santa came through our air conditioning duct

    • @brotherjordh9399
      @brotherjordh9399 4 роки тому +9

      Don’t forget he has a magic key.

    • @IcyWun
      @IcyWun 4 роки тому +28

      Naa some guy definitely used to come into my bedroom at night

  • @retartedfilms101
    @retartedfilms101 4 роки тому +1384

    Joe she’s gonna say her first word!!
    Baby: D...D....D....d
    Joe: D-DMT??
    Baby: Daddy!!
    Joe: oh God Dammit

  • @jakep714
    @jakep714 2 роки тому +22

    Not sure who told him to wear that shirt… but I’m loving it

  • @yakkomajuri258
    @yakkomajuri258 4 роки тому +2917

    This guy should do a podcast or something

    • @Covid--ts5cw
      @Covid--ts5cw 4 роки тому +184

      He has a podcast. It's called The Joe Biden Podcast.

    • @Covid--ts5cw
      @Covid--ts5cw 4 роки тому +62

      I mean Hogan.

    • @jeremyrfritz
      @jeremyrfritz 4 роки тому +37

      @@Covid--ts5cw Logan.

    • @Handlesaredumb69
      @Handlesaredumb69 4 роки тому +31

      @@Covid--ts5cw I heard it was a nature podcast called the Boulder Elk podcast w/co host dmt

    • @ThatOneDude7
      @ThatOneDude7 4 роки тому +27

      We found the dimwit. literally.

  • @MannyFresh4251
    @MannyFresh4251 4 роки тому +1601

    This might be the first time I’ve actually seen his legs

    • @nickspagnuolo7453
      @nickspagnuolo7453 4 роки тому +12

      MannyFresh4251 lmfaooo 😂 have you watched him practice MMA, but that’s funny guys usually making history behind a table 😂

    • @vrychaudhary
      @vrychaudhary 4 роки тому +15

      Watch him kicking stuff

    • @TheBox225
      @TheBox225 3 роки тому

      He stood up on the podcast with David Blaine. He stabbed DB with an icepick

    • @Justacommentor777
      @Justacommentor777 3 роки тому +2

      And his ears

    • @itchyandveryscartchy30
      @itchyandveryscartchy30 3 роки тому

      They are very tiny it’s like a child

  • @juliust.5650
    @juliust.5650 2 роки тому +22

    Joe is honest and enjoyable. He's also very genuine and true. Someone who laughs at his own ego and brings that out in ourselves. Thank you Joe Rogan, keep upsetting idiots and showing others they're also idiots ;) Maybe down the line we'll all just enjoy truth too much ;)

  • @jacktierney3822
    @jacktierney3822 4 роки тому +2189

    the way joe says he talks to his kids when he’s high is exactly like he is in his podcast which goes to show how high he is during his podcast

    • @thellama3239
      @thellama3239 4 роки тому +82

      He’s said himself plenty of times that’s he’s usually high during the podcast. This isn’t news lol. Dudes literally smoking a join in like half the podcasts it seems

    • @mikewazzupski
      @mikewazzupski 4 роки тому +8

      Do you have a problem with that?

    • @kingnik9137
      @kingnik9137 4 роки тому +20

      @@thellama3239 Joe even got Musk to take a hit from a joint :D

    • @jacktierney3822
      @jacktierney3822 4 роки тому +6

      Mrsirgentleman why would i care if he wants to get high or not

    • @mikewazzupski
      @mikewazzupski 4 роки тому

      Jack Tierney I dont remember maybe i was too high, but i think i thought you implied that beeing high while on the podcast was a bad thing

  • @dennisgjoka10
    @dennisgjoka10 4 роки тому +930

    Kids: "Daddy can you tell me a story?"
    Joe Rogan: "Have you heard of Stoned Ape Theory?"

  • @jayholley5880
    @jayholley5880 4 роки тому +12

    His kids: Daddy can I have a cookie?
    Joe: How about a fig

  • @SixShots5
    @SixShots5 4 роки тому +3378

    Joe Rogan to his child: haha thats cute baby, ever tried dmt?

    • @BigVelliWorld
      @BigVelliWorld 4 роки тому +36

      I was waiting, he prob slips some in their food 😂😂

    • @BeenCharlied
      @BeenCharlied 4 роки тому +4

      the first comment that's ever made me LOL.

    • @Jay-zj9yz
      @Jay-zj9yz 4 роки тому +2

      Zeto Cuban you fucken moron

    • @jontaffersliver3627
      @jontaffersliver3627 4 роки тому +1

      @@Jay-zj9yz what's your issue?

    • @Jay-zj9yz
      @Jay-zj9yz 4 роки тому +2

      Jon Taffer's Liver You cant slip dmt in food, shows how educated people are about substances and it was a stupid joke

  • @bryanzen300
    @bryanzen300 4 роки тому +510

    I have a 6 year old sister and I talk to her and cherish her when I’m high, it is honestly very enlightening.

    • @brycekunkle6947
      @brycekunkle6947 4 роки тому +3

      durk io never lay off

    • @InnerLuminosity
      @InnerLuminosity 4 роки тому +27

      Yes! Kids are in the forever "now moment " pure un tarnished consciousness. We must all learn to re program our subconscious

    • @gaetaboss_mattj3047
      @gaetaboss_mattj3047 4 роки тому +13

      So when you'ee not high you beat on her or something?

    • @MightyP3bbl3
      @MightyP3bbl3 3 роки тому +2

      @@gaetaboss_mattj3047 oooffff!

    • @veryfrozen3271
      @veryfrozen3271 3 роки тому +5

      I worked at a middle school and my favorite thing was listening to the kids paychobabale. Theyd follow me and literally say the dumbest most random most curious things ever. And ofc i was high as fk everyday took my dab pen with me even my boss and coworkers was smoking out inside the cafeteria inside where the lunchladies work 🤣

  • @patrickj.7782
    @patrickj.7782 2 роки тому +2

    "Teachers comin play with blocks, act stupid" lol!! 😂😂

  • @SiLoMixMaster
    @SiLoMixMaster 4 роки тому +607

    Joe when he suffers from erectile dysfunction
    “Jamie can you pull that up for me”

  • @riddley39
    @riddley39 4 роки тому +1465

    Yea he’s getting better, never usually find him funny but I like this.

    • @chiefRaho
      @chiefRaho 4 роки тому +192

      I like everything about Joe..except his stand-up

    • @fidel_soto
      @fidel_soto 4 роки тому +8

      This was a very good one haha

    • @madzmidz
      @madzmidz 4 роки тому +5

      @@chiefRaho I was like this, but this was genuinely hilarious.

    • @JimKongJones
      @JimKongJones 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah I usually change it when he starts yelling

    • @Muzzaa
      @Muzzaa 4 роки тому +10

      I really wonder about Americans humour, seems so childish to me but somehow fully grown adults find this dribble funny.

  • @katogaming4741
    @katogaming4741 4 роки тому +492

    Joe talks to his kid like she’s on the podcast😂

    • @weaverfever2972
      @weaverfever2972 4 роки тому +24

      Katogaming47 he would never do it but a thirty minute podcast of him interviewing his daughters about rainbows and unicorns would be really cute

    • @swagcandy2576
      @swagcandy2576 4 роки тому +10

      @@weaverfever2972 Joe while interviewing his kids "I've seen a lot of rainbows and unicorns on DMT. Have you ever tried DMT?"

  • @latinmerkie8276
    @latinmerkie8276 2 роки тому +15

    This is why I love joe Rohan!!! The way he talks about his kids ya can see it in his eye he’s a genuine wicked nice dude upmost respect to him!

  • @yesitsdior894
    @yesitsdior894 4 роки тому +2356

    *Joe tells joke*
    *Audience doesn’t get it*
    Joe: hold up they don’t get it, Jamie pull up the video.

  • @MutedParrot
    @MutedParrot 4 роки тому +477

    Talking to your kids high is a beautiful thing, truly.

    • @MutedParrot
      @MutedParrot 4 роки тому +26

      @Big Reiner ❤️

    • @nickzacher509
      @nickzacher509 4 роки тому +1

      Big Reiner ok

    • @gerRule
      @gerRule 4 роки тому +25

      The best advice to give your kids comes to you when you’re high and they’re not even around but you forget about it by the time you see them

    • @MutedParrot
      @MutedParrot 4 роки тому +3

      @@gerRule Right! Thats why i write it down on my notes.

    • @gerRule
      @gerRule 4 роки тому +1

      Omniscient well that’s one way of doing it I suppose 😂

  • @kieranwhittemore1010
    @kieranwhittemore1010 3 роки тому +17

    "the teacher is coming, play with blocks" LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @papagrounds
    @papagrounds 4 роки тому +501

    Joe "you shouldn't be _intoxicrated_ around your children" Rogan.

    • @WorkerBeesUnite
      @WorkerBeesUnite 4 роки тому +3

      Ha nice

    • @papagrounds
      @papagrounds 4 роки тому +22

      @@rickykim1842 Get out from my comment with that dumbass s**t! Why didn't you write your own comment? Come here to hide behind other people's comments with your ignorant humorless bs.

    • @decentdude1086
      @decentdude1086 4 роки тому +4

      Ahh Yo go get laid, loser.

    • @coke378
      @coke378 4 роки тому +1

      @@papagrounds LMAO

    • @coke378
      @coke378 4 роки тому +2

      @@decentdude1086 hes a loser. He can't

  • @retartedfilms101
    @retartedfilms101 4 роки тому +547

    Joe’s Kids: Daddy what’s for dinner?
    Joe: It’s entirely possible that we’ll be having DMT infused Elk steaks.

    • @AlyssMa7rin
      @AlyssMa7rin 4 роки тому +13

      A buddy of mine told me you were supposed to cook them well done, but I think it's bullshit.

    • @eileensnow6153
      @eileensnow6153 3 роки тому +3

      @@AlyssMa7rin “you know who else says that shit? The fucking GOVERNMENT. I mean come on man (hits blunt) it’s all just the same people saying the same shit, man”

    • @helldronez
      @helldronez 2 роки тому

      with shrooms

    • @ala2121
      @ala2121 Рік тому

      More aggression while on DMT?! He probably destroyed like an entire...realm or universe, have you guys decided which yet?!

  • @samredras
    @samredras 2 роки тому +3

    I'm 48 with a 7 year old daughter. This, this right here is spot on! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gooblegal817
    @gooblegal817 4 роки тому +704

    the worst thing that happened when my dad got high around me was us watching storage wars on the couch while he ate saltines.

    • @momhips7131
      @momhips7131 4 роки тому +22

      Yeeeeeeeep

    • @JediBunny
      @JediBunny 4 роки тому +8

      Gooble Gal lol that’s pretty adorable

    • @Poopoobrigade
      @Poopoobrigade 4 роки тому +66

      Saltines while high sounds terrible, like eating sand in a desert. Chips Ahoy with milk tho....now that sounds like a plan

    • @gooblegal817
      @gooblegal817 4 роки тому +29

      @@Poopoobrigade when you've got the munchies and haven't gone grocery shopping you make do. and nah, giant slice of cake is the move.

    • @markmirabella4066
      @markmirabella4066 4 роки тому +1

      Hell yeah

  • @coolvidzman
    @coolvidzman 4 роки тому +794

    My moms generation: is that the guy from News Radio?
    My generation: is that the guy from Fear Factor?
    This generation: is that the guy from the podcasts?

    • @C_The_Guy
      @C_The_Guy 4 роки тому +79

      coolvidzman im sure there is some inbetween generation that asks “is the the guy from from the UFC?”

    • @tubeyartu2696
      @tubeyartu2696 4 роки тому +3

      c,
      Was just about to mention UFC lol

    • @ashter6487
      @ashter6487 4 роки тому +13

      @@tubeyartu2696 How old is your mom's 🤣because fear factor & news radio are not that far apart from each other. The same generation that saw it, saw fear factor too

    • @tubeyartu2696
      @tubeyartu2696 4 роки тому +1

      Ashter,
      Old. Lmao

    • @smashypeople
      @smashypeople 4 роки тому +1

      @@ashter6487 and ufc

  • @camdengilles6376
    @camdengilles6376 3 роки тому +3

    “Teachers coming act stupid” I’m tweakin 🤣🤣🤣

  • @springroll58
    @springroll58 4 роки тому +529

    You can see how experienced he is up there through his timing.

    • @Ben_Dover15
      @Ben_Dover15 4 роки тому +45

      Fucked up the line about the doll being responsible for his daughter though.

    • @adriandiaz706
      @adriandiaz706 4 роки тому +2

      Ben Dover what?

    • @eriknelson3238
      @eriknelson3238 4 роки тому +60

      Adrian Diaz the line is supposed to be “and you want something to be responsible for” but he actually said “and you want something to be responsible for you” implying that the doll is taking care of the daughter. He fudged the wording.

    • @ihatefingerboarding
      @ihatefingerboarding 4 роки тому +5

      @@eriknelson3238 It's a good thing everyone cares.

    • @eriknelson3238
      @eriknelson3238 4 роки тому +52

      @@ihatefingerboardingWell the person who specifically asked about that line probably cared, which is why I replied. Dipshit.

  • @Lelende
    @Lelende 4 роки тому +721

    "Have you ever meet Santa Claus?"
    "No"
    "But you let him into the house"
    That my guy is a kid win for the ages!

    • @JacobC479
      @JacobC479 4 роки тому +6

      Literally read this as he was saying it lmao

    • @47Gryph
      @47Gryph 4 роки тому +2

      Jacob Covert bro me too wtf😂😂😂

    • @ImAwesome12508
      @ImAwesome12508 4 роки тому +1

      Me too

    • @stumay
      @stumay 4 роки тому +2

      I heard it then read it. But would love to join the party here

    • @carterslade2521
      @carterslade2521 4 роки тому +1

      Damn once i heard it i was damn she got a point

  • @Gearhead_47
    @Gearhead_47 3 роки тому +106

    This skit has aged on me especially after having kids of my own. So accurate

    • @kristofferbjrnstad3906
      @kristofferbjrnstad3906 Рік тому +5

      What? This hurts to watch. Where is the funny part?

    • @taylorsebring998
      @taylorsebring998 Рік тому

      @@kristofferbjrnstad3906if you can’t figure it out it’s not for you

    • @knuttsackjones3094
      @knuttsackjones3094 Рік тому

      My kids damn near 11 and still believes in Santa, it’s sweet but come on kid you’re killing me😂

    • @michaelsieger9133
      @michaelsieger9133 8 місяців тому +2

      Maybe it’s relevant to some people, but it’s still painfully unfunny.

  • @gioh8205
    @gioh8205 4 роки тому +313

    Joe Rogans kids: I dont like weed
    Joe Rogan: LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN

  • @orphanedhanyou
    @orphanedhanyou 4 роки тому +233

    No one 'lets' Santa in their house, they just try to lure him in. He'd get in either way.

  • @RogerCh888
    @RogerCh888 Рік тому +6

    as a child who was around my uncle when he was high before I ever knew what it was, I could tell something was different. He would always be extra nice when he was high and he'd share his munchies snacks.

  • @1992munster
    @1992munster 4 роки тому +279

    Hey you!!! Don’t you dare write a “this guy should do a podcast” joke. Half the comments have already posted it 👇🏻

  • @theanarchist8322
    @theanarchist8322 4 роки тому +626

    So many people say it’s wrong to smoke in front of your children, bat apparently drinking alcohol in front of them is completely fine

    • @joehoffman3546
      @joehoffman3546 4 роки тому +54

      How dare you make sense!

    • @brayden6755
      @brayden6755 4 роки тому +110

      No it’s because of second hand smoke lmao

    • @rk-li9ks
      @rk-li9ks 4 роки тому +87

      actually both of these aren't fine

    • @GanjaaaBoy
      @GanjaaaBoy 4 роки тому +21

      It depends, of you want your kid to smoke and drink its fine. If you dont want it then its not. Simple as that

    • @Sonowske21
      @Sonowske21 4 роки тому +10

      @@brayden6755 and kids get the literal hand when you drink too much 🤔

  • @UFCresultsweekly
    @UFCresultsweekly Рік тому +26

    Joe is super funny and good I honestly think people can't disassociate him from stand up to pods where he is normally mellow and serious

  • @JN_lincoln
    @JN_lincoln 4 роки тому +297

    His shirt bugs me it feels like he's only half dressed

    • @thelolmaster1997
      @thelolmaster1997 4 роки тому +7

      It bugs me as well...... it's like he's just arms and pecs but has no torso...

    • @coryaw95
      @coryaw95 4 роки тому +13

      @@thelolmaster1997 Why are you two so worried about how another man dresses?

    • @lesley5380
      @lesley5380 4 роки тому +1

      I hope by 3:30 you're both feeling better 😀

    • @tmcdowell7977
      @tmcdowell7977 4 роки тому +1

      You like his body

    • @jacobtracc2862
      @jacobtracc2862 4 роки тому +3

      makes it even funnier

  • @itsthem5699
    @itsthem5699 4 роки тому +116

    "They're gonna get extra hugs and daddy's gonna be paranoid about objects 'ohh look out! don't go there!' " frickn lost it

  • @triscurtis
    @triscurtis 3 роки тому +10

    "home-schools your children in the forest"
    Dead. 🤣 Joe's timing is so good, that didn't have time to get the laugh it deserved.

  • @zma6779
    @zma6779 4 роки тому +44

    'Gimme a hug, I love you' someone struck me right in my daddy issues.

    • @Rathbun222
      @Rathbun222 4 роки тому

      Z Ma just the way it goes

  • @steveo6960
    @steveo6960 4 роки тому +213

    Joe's comedy is like the comedy you get from your co workers. We hear it, laugh, and go back to work as if the comedy never happened.

    • @turolretar
      @turolretar 2 роки тому +9

      well put

    • @zootsoot2006
      @zootsoot2006 2 роки тому +24

      God knows how he made it in the stand up game. He's seriously unfunny. Great conversationalist though, guess he found his niche. Just wish he would give up the stand up. Bomb expert, if his crowd weren't as high as he is, for sure.

    • @gabe2349
      @gabe2349 2 роки тому +7

      @@zootsoot2006 he’s not that bad, he just has a different style.
      His style isn’t really for me, but I can see why a lot of people would find him funny.

    • @omnacky
      @omnacky Рік тому +5

      @@zootsoot2006 You're all wrong. The content was good, but it's just his "self" (appearance/voice/manner) that doesn't really work/fit with the act, or perhaps it's that his "self" is just not naturally funny in general for some reason. As someone who watched JRE (obvs), it was also apparent to me that he's putting on a generic comedian personality in order to tell the stories, which isn't a sense I get at all with good comedians like bill burr/dave chapperino whomst come off 100% natural

    • @daczito
      @daczito Рік тому +3

      @@omnacky Really well put! I think he is a really good comedian, and makes me laugh often , this clip for example was really funny. But he is obviously not a natural comedian.

  • @enpawnxo4710
    @enpawnxo4710 5 місяців тому +1

    one of the most brilliant stand ups from Joe Rogan

  • @woahaha
    @woahaha 4 роки тому +39

    I love watching him light up and look around the audience after he smashed a bit. So genuine :-D

  • @HARBRINGERZERO
    @HARBRINGERZERO 4 роки тому +200

    I think he’s high right now, he said intoxicrated.

    • @saurabh_mukherjee23
      @saurabh_mukherjee23 4 роки тому +15

      Dude, he's always high!

    • @niclee6480
      @niclee6480 4 роки тому

      Was looking for this LOL 😂😂

    • @ryugo7713
      @ryugo7713 4 роки тому

      HARBRINGERZERO herpa derpa duuuurpp

    • @cavemanlovesmoke4394
      @cavemanlovesmoke4394 4 роки тому

      Freudian slip!

    • @DJ.CR1SP3R
      @DJ.CR1SP3R 4 роки тому +2

      As a stoner I can say this is one of the highest looking Joe Rogan faces I've seen and I've watched a lot of the podcast. Might be stage lighting compared to his studio. IDK I haven't seen a ton of his standup tbh

  • @bellebelle7532
    @bellebelle7532 Рік тому +2

    Literally got me Laughing Out Loud proper! L❤VE JOE! 😂😅XXX

  • @Buckincrazy
    @Buckincrazy 4 роки тому +43

    Joe “introxicated” Rogan 😂

  • @nd-31570
    @nd-31570 3 місяці тому +2

    seeing joe rogan do stand up is like seeing your teacher outside school

  • @saracenrush2010
    @saracenrush2010 4 роки тому +164

    I questioned my mum on how santa got down the chimney when I was like five. She told me he came through the front door. I kinda bought it. What convinced me is she left out milk and cookies the night before Christmas and when I woke up the next day and saw they were gone I was like ooooohhh shit, now I now for sure he's real. He's actually been here and now I have proof! haha

    • @hallo80510
      @hallo80510 4 роки тому +17

      Uhm. That’s how it goes in every family.

    • @danyalhussin490
      @danyalhussin490 4 роки тому +3

      Seeing is believing 😂😂

    • @colt1596
      @colt1596 4 роки тому

      @@hallo80510 lmao🤣🤣

    • @MOJOverseManny
      @MOJOverseManny 4 роки тому +1

      I knew santa wasn't real because we had no chimney 🤦‍♂️

    • @earlystoppage1233
      @earlystoppage1233 4 роки тому +3

      piet vink what are you gonna say next his family tradition of eating a turkey on thanksgiving isn’t special either?

  • @abdosaeed5220
    @abdosaeed5220 3 місяці тому +3

    Joe Rogan breathes
    The audience: HAHAhHahahhahahah

  • @lexi7749
    @lexi7749 4 роки тому +67

    2:19 as a middle school teacher, I can confirm

    • @sprthrwwychnnl73
      @sprthrwwychnnl73 4 роки тому +1

      Einstien Brown you my friend are undefeated

    • @billyjoejimbob75
      @billyjoejimbob75 4 роки тому

      One was pregnant at that age in my local middle school a few years back.

    • @bobafett4457
      @bobafett4457 4 роки тому +1

      @Einstien Brown lmaooooo

    • @Coldbreezed
      @Coldbreezed 4 роки тому +3

      I'd stuff you

    • @codydembo4257
      @codydembo4257 3 роки тому +1

      @@bobafett4457 What did Einstein brown say that was funny? I see the replies but his comment isn’t there

  • @hammadhussain3082
    @hammadhussain3082 4 роки тому +115

    Plot twist: Only reason he has a podcast is to avoid conversations with his kids while he's "elevated".

  • @kingofthebeast4024
    @kingofthebeast4024 3 роки тому +9

    Teacher: What are the life lessons your dad has taught you?
    Joe’s kids: Dmt and chemical castration.

  • @garymarshstein8992
    @garymarshstein8992 4 роки тому +80

    Leave it to Joe, the dude has improved his standup significantly over the last few years.

    • @vikrantsingh47
      @vikrantsingh47 4 роки тому +4

      But the laughs seem fake, is it just me?

    • @joseff.4673
      @joseff.4673 4 роки тому +2

      Vikrant Singh ehh maybe, I think this is hilarious tho so who knows

    • @speycah
      @speycah 4 роки тому

      This special is 4 years old

    • @MephistoWaits
      @MephistoWaits 4 роки тому

      @Xx Yy homeless cats unite

    • @vikrantsingh47
      @vikrantsingh47 4 роки тому +2

      @Xx Yy they were clearly laughing at normal words even before the punchline, seemed like a huge overreaction. Although,I have to say that I never found Joe Rogan funny, but in this video the jokes were not that bad. Maybe he has improved.

  • @louisthatguy5658
    @louisthatguy5658 4 роки тому +86

    Joe: my daughter is 6 years old.. Joe: there’s a moment when your 7 year old has you in check mate.. 🤔 high!!! Very high!! 🤦🏼‍♂️😂😂😂

    • @derekv4649
      @derekv4649 4 роки тому +6

      Think he was talkin about his other daughter being 7 when she found out

    • @zugzug733
      @zugzug733 4 роки тому +8

      *messes up age by one number*
      “Omg guys he’s popping Molly on stage!!!”

  • @mattbauman5190
    @mattbauman5190 4 місяці тому +1

    Big fan of the podcast. I actually didn’t know he was a comedian… and now I see why.

  • @David-ok5ek
    @David-ok5ek 4 роки тому +53

    Joe isn't the best stand-up but his podcast is goat

    • @auren5352
      @auren5352 4 роки тому +7

      This bit was pretty funny

    • @David-ok5ek
      @David-ok5ek 4 роки тому +2

      @@auren5352 yeah it's good tbf just not a naturally funny guy imo

    • @hecticbeatzz5628
      @hecticbeatzz5628 4 роки тому

      @@David-ok5ek I was laughing throughout the whole thing as I rewatched the whole thing today. To the average joe, they will find it funny man.

    • @SirFartsAlot1
      @SirFartsAlot1 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah never understood why people thought he's funny.. maybe they are high af? Podcast is great tho.

    • @auren5352
      @auren5352 4 роки тому

      @@SirFartsAlot1 they just don't over analyze the comedy and try to have a good time

  • @karlmarxjr7049
    @karlmarxjr7049 4 роки тому +18

    This is the first time I actually laughed at a Joe Rogan stand up. Love the dudes podcast

  • @thedroneoz9582
    @thedroneoz9582 10 місяців тому +1

    One of the comedians of all time

  • @Silmerano
    @Silmerano 4 роки тому +56

    Joe "The Big Bang sounds even less real than Santa Claus" Rogan

    • @Reypstraptor4269
      @Reypstraptor4269 4 роки тому

      @caveman Versace If you already brainwashed him with religion like most of the children are by their parents,then they will never truly understand it even when they are 30.

  • @mohammadmiras7791
    @mohammadmiras7791 4 роки тому +31

    Teacher is coming act stupid, you lost me there man😂

  • @1nc0gn120
    @1nc0gn120 3 місяці тому +2

    Lying to your kids about Santa Claus is bad, but lying to yourself about Joe Rogan being funny is even worse.

  • @iycephoenixx4249
    @iycephoenixx4249 4 роки тому +133

    "Intoxicrated"

    • @paynekaufmann403
      @paynekaufmann403 4 роки тому +9

      Iyce Phoenixx he smoked before the show too prob

    • @SomethingSeemsOff
      @SomethingSeemsOff 4 роки тому +7

      @@paynekaufmann403 I wouldn't be surprised, but it could have also just been a slip of the tongue. Lord knows that happens to me everyday.

  • @RavenWard
    @RavenWard 4 роки тому +162

    Him standing beside that stool as successful as he is, is humbling.

    • @db8700
      @db8700 4 роки тому +23

      Not really... he’s wanted to be a comedian his whole life. Refers to himself as one, yet isn’t funny in stand up. This was slightly better but usually he tries way too hard. He’s a very successful person/struggling comedian with 30 year’s in the business. Kinda sad he’s still trying and not funny. Love him like he loves Shaub so there’s my painful advice. Give it up before you seriously get hurt Joe.

    • @ChopStixLoL
      @ChopStixLoL 4 роки тому +36

      @@db8700 idk i have a laugh at Joe's standup more than others. I wouldn't call him struggling. He prob gets millions off of netflix specials lol

    • @williesiekman207
      @williesiekman207 4 роки тому +19

      D B I bet you’re real funny.

    • @TheoSwoland
      @TheoSwoland 4 роки тому +12

      D B relax there buddy

    • @patches2221
      @patches2221 4 роки тому +9

      @@db8700 ok keyboard comedian.

  • @shivampunia
    @shivampunia 4 роки тому +143

    The crowd is laughing coz they're all the buddies of his!!

    • @LesVertsAlgerie
      @LesVertsAlgerie 3 роки тому +2

      I'm not his Buddy

    • @jimfoster7986
      @jimfoster7986 3 роки тому +2

      They all hope to get invited on his show.

    • @Cigaro99
      @Cigaro99 4 місяці тому +3

      He’s painfully unfunny

  • @eyenobasiola1099
    @eyenobasiola1099 4 роки тому +38

    My childhood home doesn't have a fireplace, so I asked my mom how Santa Claus gets in the house and she said through the door, and that's when I knew , cause that's no different from when a burglar or thief breaks in the house.

    • @theelawless7600
      @theelawless7600 4 роки тому

      Hey, least your mother takes credit for the holiday gifts

    • @booqrdoit9138
      @booqrdoit9138 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, being in a second floor apartment made me question how he got in there myself lol

  • @vmundoortiz6105
    @vmundoortiz6105 4 роки тому +27

    Really good funny skit would love to see a.couple of more pieces of this special

    • @ryandonovan5895
      @ryandonovan5895 4 роки тому +1

      If you have Netflix, look up "Triggered". Pretty sure it was on that special (was definitely from that performance...same outfit)

    • @BarackObama592
      @BarackObama592 4 роки тому

      Netflix boi

    • @vmundoortiz6105
      @vmundoortiz6105 4 роки тому

      @@BarackObama592 I found it thanks

  • @yeobo
    @yeobo 4 роки тому +6

    “teachers coming play dumb”😭😭😭😭

  • @theedankesst5631
    @theedankesst5631 4 роки тому +88

    I get stoned and laugh my ass off watching SpongeBob with my son, have in depth conversations about Minecraft, sonic , other games etc... We have a great time but then again my functioning skills whilst intoxicated are Jedi level so if you can't hang then don't do it 🤷

    • @Virsaci
      @Virsaci 4 роки тому +8

      Intoxicated? Remembers my friend, the word is elevated.😉

    • @theedankesst5631
      @theedankesst5631 4 роки тому +3

      @@Virsaci when I was a stoner yes.. only chief it once in a while now which gets me gone therefore, intoxicated fits better.

    • @laurenadams4624
      @laurenadams4624 4 роки тому +15

      The people who say you shouldn’t be high around your kids are the same people sucking down a box of wine every night.

    • @Virsaci
      @Virsaci 4 роки тому +6

      @@laurenadams4624 mustn't forget to include those vicodin/pill popping individuals as well.

    • @theedankesst5631
      @theedankesst5631 4 роки тому +2

      @@laurenadams4624 Never understood that mentality.

  • @Blue_Cinema
    @Blue_Cinema 4 роки тому +111

    Joe probably asks his kids if they tried dmt when he’s high

  • @P1888-x3n
    @P1888-x3n 3 роки тому +11

    It’s crazy how bad joes stand up is. I love everything else he does.

    • @rawdawg15
      @rawdawg15 3 роки тому

      what does he do

    • @victormelendez1074
      @victormelendez1074 3 роки тому +1

      What exactly does he do? He comments about fighting? He has a podcast and invites people in to talk and then refutes what they say even though he is uneducated about nearly every topic he discusses. He has convinced a nation of dopes to follow his every word... meanwhile, actually smart people who actually have an erudite command of a topic are not to be trusted....classic....He isn't funny and claims to be healthy but very clearly uses steroids. He has Barry Bonds' head compared to his younger self. He is a clown.

  • @justincivil9411
    @justincivil9411 4 роки тому +18

    He’s so modest hiding his hulking muscles in that shirt

    • @sbstnpofadder
      @sbstnpofadder 4 роки тому

      @covid-19 😁

    • @Lightningkuriboh
      @Lightningkuriboh 4 роки тому +1

      covid-19 imagine thinking millionaire joe rogan is insecure

    • @karabinjr
      @karabinjr 4 роки тому

      covid-19 a smaller size won’t button up on that chest

  • @Codeman785
    @Codeman785 4 роки тому +322

    It blows my mind that Joe is 5' 7"
    His presence and energy are 6' 7"

    • @Lightningkuriboh
      @Lightningkuriboh 4 роки тому +7

      Андрей Бахарковскй what does acting 5 7 mean LOL

    • @juhajuha4221
      @juhajuha4221 4 роки тому +13

      @@Lightningkuriboh , moves a lot and energetic talking imo. I'm 6'6'' and we move slower, it's just physics

    • @Lightningkuriboh
      @Lightningkuriboh 4 роки тому +15

      juha juha honestly was not expecting that answer LOL

    • @Codeman785
      @Codeman785 4 роки тому

      @@oneill765 huh??

    • @juhajuha4221
      @juhajuha4221 4 роки тому

      @@Codeman785 he doesnt like imperial, neither do I but I learned a bit

  • @thedayofreckoningiscoming2377
    @thedayofreckoningiscoming2377 3 роки тому +12

    This is a great hit imo. Him asking his daughter if she knows thats not a baby 😂😂

    • @louie6310
      @louie6310 8 місяців тому +1

      The least funniest of it all lol

    • @theveryrandom2792
      @theveryrandom2792 5 місяців тому +1

      Ya that part was actually a funny premise, hope u good nowadays 2 years later

  • @seosamh.forbes
    @seosamh.forbes 4 роки тому +21

    When I was 12 I was on a church bus and was making jokes with my friend about the legitimacy of Santa Claus and we eventually heard the 6 year old boy in the seat behind us start to cry. We indirectly broke it to this kid that Santa isn’t real.

    • @thephoenix2176
      @thephoenix2176 4 роки тому

      That was not your place as you know writing the comment😜

    • @Reypstraptor4269
      @Reypstraptor4269 4 роки тому +3

      You should have told him that God inst real also

    • @seosamh.forbes
      @seosamh.forbes 4 роки тому

      extreme I think that would’ve caused him to commit suicide. Truth be told I was never Christian, I went because I was forced by my mom and stepdad at the time.

    • @manormanman7092
      @manormanman7092 4 роки тому

      6 is too old, if I ever had a kid I'll tell them santa isn't real by the age of 4 but also tell him that's is still a fun tradition to go to the mall and sit with santa and to feel the spirit of Christmas. Also, I feel like I would have no need to tell him what is real and what's not, my parents never told me and I never assumed that Santa was real, I always thought that it was like the holiday maskot that symbolises the Christmas spirit or something like that.

    • @RushhhBTS
      @RushhhBTS Рік тому

      @@manormanman7092 interesting, I feel like when I figured out Santa Claus wasn’t real, life didn’t feel all the same or something, so that never happened with you?

  • @BurpeeGirlLiss
    @BurpeeGirlLiss 4 роки тому

    My kids are in the room with me! Hit pause as soon as he mentioned Santa 🙄

  • @JBLUE97
    @JBLUE97 4 роки тому +16

    I can't imagine him being a parent when your in trouble you'll get the joe rogan experience😁

  • @larryhoova7559
    @larryhoova7559 4 роки тому +50

    Joe [looking irritated]: Is Coronavirus over yet?
    Jamie: No, in fact it--
    Joe: More weed.

  • @eldios3666
    @eldios3666 3 роки тому +2

    I actually spat my drank out a little when he said that stuff about you’re kid checkmating you 😂

  • @paulfjordan1219
    @paulfjordan1219 4 роки тому +6

    JOE'S DAUGHTER: Can I have a cookie too?
    JOE: No sweetheart THESE are mine.

  • @Bette_Fontenot
    @Bette_Fontenot 4 роки тому +4

    That Santa Clause issue is real. My mom never told me. She just kept saying "As long as you believe, you'll keep getting stuff from Santa." So neither of us have ever said anything about it. We shop together for my own son, and still don't address it. I told my kid the same thing when he started asking about it. I didn't want Christmas to stop being "magical," and I figured he knew because he asked. But now I can't actually tell if he's really good at pretending, or if he really still believes.

  • @fanelesikhakhane9100
    @fanelesikhakhane9100 3 роки тому +2

    Kid : daddy can I please have cookies
    Joe: OOOOOOOH!!!!

  • @Chris-hz2xc
    @Chris-hz2xc 4 роки тому +4

    1:30 everyone goes silent when he says Santa Claus I think some people in the audience still thought he existed.

  • @Xoltris
    @Xoltris 4 роки тому +22

    Joe Rogan is buff Jo Koy

  • @boemomapetla9559
    @boemomapetla9559 11 місяців тому

    I have literally NEVER listened to Joe Rogan's stand-up because I thought "no way he's good at both things". I'm genuinely surprised he's making me laugh AND has the best podcast in the world. What. A. Treat. 🎉👏👏

  • @farhanmohamed8361
    @farhanmohamed8361 4 роки тому +18

    HITS BLUNT!!!
    I Realize In 3 min his daughter went from being 6 to 7 years old.
    HBD.

    • @Jake0lightning
      @Jake0lightning 4 роки тому +1

      ferry gamo looking if anyone noticed that too lol

    • @stevenw2933
      @stevenw2933 4 роки тому

      Thats because he has 3, one adult daughter and two young ones.

    • @thomasdavies7288
      @thomasdavies7288 4 роки тому

      Probably wrote the joke when she was 6, then remembered she is now 7 😂

  • @watchhorrorxtv
    @watchhorrorxtv 4 роки тому +102

    Oh shit, his stand up is calming down, and more like the real him. And it's funnier. He should tell Chris D'elia how he did it.

    • @matthewpratt1635
      @matthewpratt1635 4 роки тому +3

      The bit is a few years old.

    • @user-user-user-user.
      @user-user-user-user. 4 роки тому +1

      💯 - joe is relaxed and in a new zone

    • @raprockmosh21
      @raprockmosh21 4 роки тому +8

      xstreemflix Chris’s comedy voice is so different than his talking voice on his podcast and it’s super cringey

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 4 роки тому +5

      Triggered is from 2016 but go on.

    • @watchhorrorxtv
      @watchhorrorxtv 4 роки тому

      @@CH-ml4rz this makes me sad :0(

  • @openomniverse446
    @openomniverse446 Рік тому

    It's actually a good set. His best set to me. I think his podcast overshadows his comedy. It's genuinely improved, and it was never terrible to begin with.