How Adam Would Book... Raw Underground
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- How Adam Would Book... Raw Underground
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The first rule of Raw Underground is no one should ever talk about Raw Underground... like ever. But Adam Blampied lives outside the law and has tasked himself with fantasy booking a better future for the heavily-vested third hour of Raw. Can Adam be the one to make Shane McMahon's sweat-soaked fever dream come true? Time to find out...
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I didn’t know how serious this booking was going to be, but then I saw Adam in a vest. That is when I knew this was 100% serious.
The only thing that makes this more serious is Lance Storm in denim pants... while wearing a vest.
Vest? It's a...tanktop? What in the world would you call an actual vest?
@@BBoy4040 Yeah for sure a tanktop or wife beater. In no world is that a vest.
200 likes, TIL Englanders think this is a vest.
we call those wife beaters in north america.
a vest is what Mr Burns kept singing about in the simpsons
I can’t believe Adam actually made me want to watch a version of Raw Underground. It’s legitimately unfathomable.
Big man ting, if WWE new what was good for them they would hire him as a main writer, one of the best story telling wrestling UA-camrs
Yeah, this would of been amazing
@@unkodennyintern7201 Vince would turn down most of his ideas
@@unkodennyintern7201 Nope, he would fail just like his little promotion failed years ago.
@@rodycaz8984 After he left
"Shane didn't get to run Raw. He built his own Raw with Blackjack and hookers. Except forget the Raw and then 49 days later WWE said 'Ah, forget the whole thing."
This is the jammiest of jams that I ever did jam
That’s RAW Underground in a nutshell.
And the hookers lasted just a week or so
What type of jam is it strawberry?
Mmmm. Sounds like it'd be great on my toast.
"wrestling format version of a tribal tattoo on a white guy."
Yes.
69
Make "How Adam would have booked Great Khali's run in WWE"
I just want to punish Adam.
ah-a, no cheating: “…Great Khali's walk in WWE”
I know how I would book khali’s run in WWE
I wouldn’t have
Mark henry challenge undertaker for another match. But he never come out, camera go back and see mark henry is KO. And here come great khali. He squash every one until one on one with rey
Adam's booking videos. The best part about wrestling
And simon's ups and down.
Zane's Wretrospectives, too
You forgot about OSW Review!
@@MikeBellMetal UNBELIEVABLE
@@dustin_hanna. That gets a golden up!
That IIconics bit was so awkward, they didn't want to be there and when Shane put his arm round and got close to Peyton Royce, she was not a fan!
I enjoyed it, but then if Billie Kay is on my screen I’m usually entertained. The bit with Payton I just saw as her being upset, a little embarrassed by her rash actions, and wondering what Billie was going to say when she woke up.
I love how uncomfortable she was by Shane when he put his hand around her lol
And now she's fired.
@@pellet1167 Predator alert
@@cptteacosy6158 I meant it in a way where I thought it was hilarious that she looked visually disgusted on live tv.
It wasnt like I said I was getting off to her being groped or something lol
Everyone: This sucks...
Oli: Look at the sexy dancers!!!
Underrated comment
I read this in Oli's voice.
Adam doing his best Luke Harper cosplay
Underrated comment
This honestly could have had so much potential if only they leaned into the silliness, instead the "Gritty REAL fighting" Underground was portrayed as it should have been treated as like a Netflix spinoff, this dystopian underground fighting arena, athletes forced to compete, friend vs friend, pushed to their physical and moral limits all to appease little Shano who's finally gone mad with power, also for Season 2, why not have the Hurt Business be the new hosts, since they're basically a capitalist mafia, so why not have them actually fun the fight club?
I like it. You could even have the end of "Season 1" be a streetlight in the arena between Shane's enforcers and the interloping Hurt Business, who win the fight and take over Raw Underground.
Also, I love the idea of Shane playing a dystopian megamaniacal godhead in a baseball jersey, forcing these very muscular people to fight each other, and I would absolutely tune in every week to watch that
Lucha Underground's spiritual successor
Anyone else got this really gutted and depressed feeling after watching these Adam Videos knowing that WWE just keeps throwing away great chances like that?
Adam in a tank top is the most unintentionally depressing image I have seen this week.
Learning about Raw Underground, however, is the most unintentionally depressing _thing_ I have learned about in quite some time.
6:32 Props for being able to say "Weird Shane and his pet boys" without flinching.
Adam looks like the weird dude hanging out at skateparks in the evening
Loving this “Adam meets Mox and stops giving a f___!” Look 😆
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DANCING GIRLS, ADAM???
Simple. Have them come out with cards stating which match is next. Like those girls that show what round is next in the boxing movies.
You could easily have them behind Shane in his little control room
Yeah, when Shane's friends said "You SOB, I'm in", they were talking about a different kind of _in_ .
@Robert Lawrence what did TNA do?
I'm sad about no AJ Styles running around screaming that the horizon should be more bend-y.
"Yeah, you know that horizon? Yeah, lets add more bends to it"
Is that a Map Men reference? Well played if so.
Also misses Paul Heyman tazing Shamus while wearing nothing but a smile
@@lucasbrautigam6781 It's also a shame that no firearms were involved in this booking.
How to book Raw Underground:
1. Look up Chikara's "The Crucible."
2. Do THAT!
3. Profit.
Things called Crucible don't succeed
@@BBoy4040
Tell that to Arthur Miller.
Looked it up but didn’t understand. Please help me.
@@fletcherraymond4498
The Crucible was a secret fight club operating out of the Chikara Wrestle Factory after hours with all the markings of a cult. Rookies were made to wear full masks, having to earn the privilege of a face and name. Trainees were called "Carbon" and elite fighters "Jewels." They used brutal training methods that went against the Wrestle Factory's philosophy.
Crucible fights (not matches) were fought in a darkened building in a ring without ropes surrounded by other Crucible members (Sound familiar?). 2 min time limit. Win by tapout, KO, or (the coward's way out) ring out. Losers got the crap kicked out of them by all the trainees at ringside. In the event of a draw or ring out, BOTH got a beating. Repeated failure gets you severly injured and thrown out on the street.
By the time the Crucible started to invade Chikara events, they were so vicious they were KOing top stars in 2 minutes. This led to Chikara vs. Crucible feuds and Crucible fights being added to Chikara events.
Sadly, Chikara shut down before the angle could run its course, but it's obvious to anyone who followed the story at the time that RAW Underground was a poor man's Crucible.
@@RyuSensei42 wow sounds cool
How to perfectly book raw underground
so basically
*you don't*
the end
Beat me to it 😂
Like Adam pointed out it would been better to have it on the last hour, which what I kept saying. The way they broadcast it was terrible.
He didn't want to, but he had to have a go- "YEAH, CALL YOUR F**KING LAWYERS, OLI!"
Oli in his office: "See my vest! See my vest! Made from real gorilla chest"
See this sweater ti's real Irish setter
I LOVE this. Treat it like a King Of The Ring and have a season of 12 wrestlers every two or three years. And have the final show be a PPV or Network special.
5 years and counting, give this man a writing job in WWE or AEW
AEW desperately needs a writer like adam
@@dorianmccoy1386 AEW desperately needs a non-wrestler writer lol
@@dorianmccoy1386 realtalk
Raw needs him the most tho
The only way to save Aew is to get rid of all the vanilla midgets and get the men out of the women's division
Love this concept by Adam, stories make sense and the idea that everyone is fighting to keep their jobs or get a world title gives it actual STAKES for war to take place
This is easily the greatest thing I’ve woken up to.
However, no Aleister Black? No Andrade? I feel they would thrive in this environment. Andrade can bring out his mean streak, constantly going after people with weapons, and Black can murder everyone by kicking them cross-eyed.
If this was a thing imagine season 2 with guys you mentioned, some returns and others 👀👀👀
I agree that they'd be pretty great in that setting, but who would you swap out then? Bo Dallas being the one to lose at the end makes sense, who would be the "from behind underdog" then? Who is the one to fill out the middle of the pack, that year they can put on a good match but ultimately do the job?
I think the guys involved in Adam's booking work for me, but curious where you might slot Andrade and Black in!
I need a “How Adam Would Book” for both of their main roster runs. Also one for Samoa Joe’s one final run where he goes on a Hall of Pain-like tear & finally gets a dominant world title reign.
@@RetroYoungen honestly I’d just add em in. If you’re doing a point system there’s no harm in adding a couple more people
A league makes so much sense.
It would of worked.
Just a reminder that Raw Underground lasted longer than Kane’s wwe title run
And was more memorable
I've had shits longer than Kanes wwe title run
In 1998 or 2010? I believe his 2010 reign was four or so months when he had SD's Big Gold world title. But yeah I think in 1998 he won it then lost it the same night I think.
Sir Joelsuf 1998, because I said wwe title, not world heavyweight title. He beat Austin for the wwe title the same night Mick Foley got thrown from the top of the cell, and then dropped it back to Austin the following night on Raw. Kane's world heavyweight title was when he cashed in his money in the back briefcase on Rey Mysterio the same night he won it (way before Moxley, Bliss, and Bayley did it), and held it all the way till the end of 2010 when he dropped it to Edge
Adam looks like Lennie when you see how he lives in the Simpson’s
in regards of bolting it on the end of a 2 hour raw: Alternatively, do it as a Network thing or whatever. Name it "WWE Underground" yadda yadda.
Then again “Raw Underground” sounds more grungy and cooler
Adam, not sure if youll ever see this but this video is why youre so beloved as a fantasy booker. Youve taken this and turned into something id LOVE to see. That would elevated a TON of stars and is a no-brainer. Love all you got my man
How did I go from feeling sorry for you for having to book this to wanting to give it a try myself? You have a gift, Adam; thank you for inspiring us to use our imaginations.
This legitimately should be an Amazon prime show. And probably will be.
Welp, Dabba Kato returned, as the Kevin Nash to Apollo Crews’ Shawn Michaels
REALLY thought this would be the impossible re-book, but "just re-created Lucha Underground" really is all I need to hear.
im pretty sure vince killed it because people kept getting COVID and he could never get roman back if that remained a problem
Imposter Kane. How Adam would book Imposter Kane.
People Raw underground SHOULD have got over:
Shayna Baszler
Dolph ziggler
Marina and Jessamyn
Chad Gable
Matt Riddle
Asuka
Alister black
People Raw underground DID get over
......
Dabba katona and arturo ruas were over for me and many others
Omos?
Adam, can you do How Adam Would book: Dexter Lumis on the main roster
Probably not, at least yet. Did you notice that the "How Adam Would Book" series is all based on past angles and events that didn't work? Dexter Lumis has to fail on the main roster first. So in other words, give it a couple of years, as I'm sure that if/when he gets called up, they'll screw that up and Adam will then have a reason to rebook it.
I want it too, but I also don’t because I want him to be booked well!
@@SkyDog1972 when he was with whatculture he did do some events from “now to the future”
Maybe we can see a how adam would book Cesaro’s first world title win?
Cesaro's too boring for a title run tbh, he'd just be like drew.
@@trinibad1452 stop 😭 Cesaro by now should be at least a 3 time world champ
Drew is much better than Cesaro actually. I'll never understand the Cesaro hype anytime soon.
@@AliSubhi-xs4rn Basically Everyone wants him as a champion as he super strong, athletic and a great wrestler overall. Still he has only held the US title in his singles career.
@@trinibad1452 cesaro is "boring" because he's not perfectly fluent in English so Vince barely let's him talk. The man is seriously amazing in the ring when he's allowed to go and can show off what he REALLY can do. I think the best thing for him to make him seen more credible would be giving him a mouth piece. Someone charismatic who can cut intense promos while Cesaro just sits in the back and looks cool
So..... Mortal Kombat? With Shane playing Shang Tsung, Dabba-Kato playing Goro. I love this.
Adam could literally book vince russo holding every world title on wrestling and could make it sound cool and interesting
Not sound just make it cool and interesting
The idea of a G1 Lucha Underground but with 12 sweaty people headed by king sweat himself makes me wish it was a reality.
I am so SO glad to be around in an era where Adam doesn't want to but he *has to* give these heavenly gifts to us.
Damn that’s good. I would run it back to back with 12 new guys entering each time until RAW hopefully goes back to 2 hours.
Honestly? I would watch the hell out of this. It's everything I loved out of Lucha Underground, maybe even through a "Immunity" contract, or like a "Feast or Fired" style option in there where people never know what's going to happen.
This is a Golden idea how did this guy make Raw Underground actually compelling
Great idea I want this now but I would’ve added Shinsuke as I think if he was allowed to use some of the stiff strikes he did in new japan , a ricochet would sell that so well literally flipping
To be honest, never knew Raw Underground existed before this. Always thought it was something brought up jokingly when pictures popped up. But I would watch actually turn in to watch this show.
11:57 loop it forever. It's my new text alert.
That actually cracked me up.
I think Control Your Narrative owes you a check.
Honestly, I don’t understand why no wrestling promotion (WCPW notwithstanding) has actually hired Adam as a member of the creative team. Almost every single one of these booking videos would be amazing in real life.
I guess the one reason is that it’s always easier to book hypothetically? But he was a part of WCPW which had some really fun and engaging stories so who knows
11:54 Didn't think I'd ever see Love Live! Sunshine! on this channel, but I guess that's how you know it's serious.
Honestly? This was really impressive and really interesting. I would love to watch this version of Raw Underground, considering the potential realism of not just the fighting, but also the characters that we see over the course of the season. I love this booking! Shame it wasn't to be...
“Aw beans.”
-Adam Blampied, 2021
i’m still waiting for how adam would book “Aces and Eights”
About a year or two before Raw Underground was shown on television, indie promotion Chikara introduced something similar called the Crucible. While you can draw similarities to both, the main difference was that the Crucible had a build as to why it was formed, and that the Crucible was another method to create and build wrestlers in a different style. So to me personally whenever I hear about Raw Underground I think to my self, "Huh. This was just the Crucible but done wrong."
Combines my love of tournaments from my traveling lacrosse days and the weird but awesome vibe of lucha underground
"Hey, I have a chill vibe. Have you heard the new Stormzy album?" ADAM IS JUST THE BEST
Alternate Title: How Adam would book WWE's tournament arc
I need more tournaments WWE!
All NXT Champions Tournament
CWC 2
Mae Young Classic 2
King/Queen of the ring.
Any of these would be good.
@@FusionFullForce
Mae young classic 3
The G1 Climax, booked by Josh Barnett.
I’m all about this.
But with the G1. And Josh Barnett 😂
i love this idea and this is what i was hoping raw underground would evolve into because take a bunch of midcard guys and do a tournament arc where they get to show off what they can do not separate but adjacent to the rest of raw would be awesome
Honestly, with this anime tone Adam was taking it with, putting it on later at night after RAW and really leaning into the sillies would probably attract a lot of the Adult Swim crowd who love wrestling, because there is a surprising amount of crossover between wrestling fans and anime fans.
Of course there is! They are both forms of heightened storytelling, using fights to tell a compelling story.
Solid Futurama on the moon reference. Pepperidge Farm remembers....
I hope Bobby Roode is next. How he got ruined so fast is BAFFLING!
I loved this booking, it's silly but really interesting, however, I don't think Shane should be defeated on the first season, as this concept is basically a wrestling battle royale anime, you could do different seasons with different rosters because a battle royale is basically the concept and the characters, so defeating Shane should be a really big thing
Wow... I didn't think there was any saving RAW UNDERGROUND, but you did it.
I'd look forward to this, despite me only liking a handful of the wrestlers featured.
Good job, my man...
Next maybe: How Adam would book a John Cena heel turn run?
Yes, this absolutely!
He did this already.
Look up "How WWE Should Have Booked Ending the Streak"
@@TKOTDtvMusic I know I’m thinking more of the fallout of it.
@@TKOTDtvMusic Thanks
okay i didnt know about raw underground, i genuinely thought this was something from the 90’s. HOW WAS THIS IN 2020??!!
I would really like to see Adam book Season 2 of Raw Underground.
9:21 solid joke adam. Was laughing like a loon at my work.
That was pretty good ngl👏🏾👏🏾
Came here from Simons why .... Can WWE please hire this guy and actually do his ideas ..give him three months ratings will go up so will my lost love for WWE
I guess WWE did take at least ONE idea from this booking. They fired Bo Dallas
Y'all should do a "challenge mode" fantasy booking in which Oli can at any point just stick his head in and decide that a principle wrestler in Adam's booking is now injured, and Adam has to work around it.
This would be great because a) more fantasy booking, b) we get to see how versatile Adam can be and how much he can improvise, and c) because Adam will go on an absolute tirade at some point after Oli interferes in a really annoying way and it would be really funny.
The main question is-
WHY Adam Would Book RAW Underground
Because he's a smartass. **Ding!**
Pls do these more, they get me through life .
"RAW but in a storage closet."
My god, look at Adam go, booking silly nonsense but making it intriguing because he started the silly nonsense with a goal in mind.
You know, you led off with "I don't want this" but after watching this video twice, I actually can't imagine something that would make me want to watch Raw more than *exactly* this.
I got an idea. Raw Underground could've been like the Def Jam games.
I would love Jim Cornette to review an Adam Blampied booking one day!
Dude i am in LOVE with this idea! If i never see something like this come to fruition i may just steal it and do it myself!
...
( with credit given of course )
This is like the bound for glory series tweaked
My day just started with “Aw beans”. God bless you.
How would Adam have booked....
THE GREAT KHALI'S WORLD TITLE REIGN
NO YOU LOOK AT ME ADAM,STOP RUNNING GGG
Who else was ready for Adam to follow up "I don't want to...." with "but I can do it better."
RAW Underground is probably what Vince thinks kids do with their wrestling action figures except I'm pretty sure children could come up with a better show.
Kids in their bedrooms crafted five star matches with their figures while Vince struggles to create something as simple as a "logical storyline"
Can you?
@@oumondragon Kids that *think* they have 5 star matches. Don't kid yourself.
@@MansMan42069 nah man, you should've seen the belter of a match i had with tensai and bubba ray dudley. One for the ages
@@AllHailTheRamenEmperor If I had more than two action figures then yeah lmao
But what if Shane did the close up anime surprise face? I say go full comedy and let it be an hour of shovels. That way the main roster stays strong.
I think this is a cool idea, this seems like a "interesting" and "different" lucha underground
That kind of booking would have made Raw underground the best thing on WWE TV... Amazing stuff! Great fantasy booking yet again Adam!
I'll pay good money to see adam review anime series
Underground starts
Retribution shows up
No ties beyond that besides being the new kids on the block
How this didn’t turn into “Fight Club” where Shane has a alternate personality and tries to take down WWE with his own Project Mayhem is beyond me
I didn't think Adam would take my suggestion to have Raw Underground be the last hour of Raw but he did. The only thing I changed is have both Viking Raiders in place of Bo Dallas until Ivar gets injured and that's when Bo Dallas joins Raw Underground. The matches are also won by pinfall, submission, and knockout. Cesaro of course gets the world title shot but Chad Gable gets a mid card title shot and The Hurt Business debut on the final episode to make a deal with Shane McMahon. Omos is also revealed to be Shane McMahon new henchmen on the final episode.
0:15 As a Dad I'd like to say it certainly was for us
Next time how Adam would book samoa joe
You took lemons and turned them into lemonade. This is a concept I would actually be interested in watching. Excellent booking, as always!
Can we please have HOW ADAM WOULD BOOK AEW VS WWE
That would be really nice.
I feel like he has thought of it but just waiting on it
Adam..... on behalf of all wrestling fans......Thank You So Much. This Was So Good...........SO GOOD.
I know this is a lame comment LOL but when I see how Adam would book, I never click faster
Adam is truly my favorite person on UA-cam. I’ve been watching him since 2016/2017 when he was on whatculture. I’m glad he’s doing better🙏🏾
Here's a like for just mentioning Jak and Daxter 👍🏻
This series (season?) would unironically make me watch wrestling again