How Adam Would Book... The Smackdown Hacker

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  • @SandF3DPrinting
    @SandF3DPrinting 4 роки тому +1276

    "it's silly and stupid" lays out the most intriguing WWE storyline in years lol

    • @Warrior_of_Fire
      @Warrior_of_Fire 4 роки тому +85

      Sometimes, all you need for an intriguing storyline is "silly and stupid."

    • @chaserx3998
      @chaserx3998 4 роки тому +17

      I would pay to see it

    • @ChristopherJames1993
      @ChristopherJames1993 4 роки тому +11

      Most of the best storylines have been silly and stupid.

    • @Clintcronin
      @Clintcronin 4 роки тому +1

      100%

    • @TravisBroski
      @TravisBroski 4 роки тому +13

      As long as something is creative and enjoyable, that’s all you need for a storyline

  • @MD-sf1st
    @MD-sf1st 4 роки тому +901

    At least Ethernet Gable sounds better than fricking Shorty G.

    • @TJ_Chamberlain
      @TJ_Chamberlain 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @tylertravis2081
      @tylertravis2081 4 роки тому +1

      Really dosent

    • @domaug
      @domaug 4 роки тому +21

      @@tylertravis2081 strongly disagree, and it would give a lot more silly and campy energy to the hacker gimmick

    • @bizor22
      @bizor22 3 роки тому +6

      @@tylertravis2081 it actually ain't bad compared to shorty g he's right cause shorty points out his weakness

    • @ToocoolSkeletor
      @ToocoolSkeletor 3 роки тому +6

      @@bizor22 not to mention that atrocious ring gear that makes him look like he’s on some middle school basketball team

  • @tmejr95
    @tmejr95 4 роки тому +564

    “And then he’d be quietly released to bump a stock price” Adam you ruthless, beautiful bastard.

    • @ericanderson969
      @ericanderson969 4 роки тому +13

      He’s not wrong.

    • @TheDebu666
      @TheDebu666 4 роки тому +2

      Can u elaborate pls. I'm not aware of what u r talking about

    • @MrHawkelement
      @MrHawkelement 4 роки тому

      @@TheDebu666 No surprise there. I wouldn't expect you to be able to follow along; You can't even be bothered to type out full words.

    • @TheDebu666
      @TheDebu666 4 роки тому +25

      @@MrHawkelement nice dickhead response there. Fitting for someone with anger issues. It's the internet. Ppl talk in net lingo all the time. Ur use of full words does not make u special, u pompous no life douche. Keep ur amazing joke to urself. And ur jackass opnions

    • @connorambrosino1741
      @connorambrosino1741 4 роки тому +3

      @@TheDebu666 Let's go Debayan kick his ass

  • @dilbert719
    @dilbert719 4 роки тому +304

    You can 100% tell that they had more fun coming up with names for Sheamus and Corbin's team than anything else this week.

  • @jackstepney3281
    @jackstepney3281 4 роки тому +1521

    Recommendation of next one: How Adam would book John Cena‘s final run

    • @ChrisJones12957
      @ChrisJones12957 4 роки тому +15

      i love it

    • @bradleyhatton912
      @bradleyhatton912 4 роки тому +43

      Has to be heel or this was all for nothing with bray

    • @jackstepney3281
      @jackstepney3281 4 роки тому +24

      @@bradleyhatton912 100% agree gives them the opportunity to do something that they’ve never done. Could seriously bring wwe back into mainstream pop culture

    • @SpiritxEnigma
      @SpiritxEnigma 4 роки тому +16

      @@bradleyhatton912 KO wasn’t affected by The Fiend, but John was psychologically & mentally destroyed in that acid trip Funhouse match.
      Basically do something similar to Roman claiming himself the true “Face of WWE,” & destroying anyone who threatens to take his place.

    • @daniel_howlett8153
      @daniel_howlett8153 4 роки тому +4

      Love this idea

  • @MayorofPainsvilleDAN
    @MayorofPainsvilleDAN 4 роки тому +555

    Ready, willing and ethernet-gable.
    I like that joke.

    • @partsFUNknown
      @partsFUNknown  4 роки тому +154

      ADAM: I like YOU, Dan

    • @Ezoogie
      @Ezoogie 4 роки тому +14

      Tell me this joke wasn't written by Randy Andy Datson

  • @TheLuisPulido
    @TheLuisPulido 4 роки тому +782

    Fun fact: apart from Miz and Morrison, every tag team showcased has broken up

    • @brians.2392
      @brians.2392 4 роки тому +14

      @Brother Nero yet...

    • @vjojr2586
      @vjojr2586 4 роки тому +8

      Street Profits?

    • @MrKylej7110
      @MrKylej7110 4 роки тому +13

      Yup, Vince has gone on record saying how much he hates tag teams

    • @MrKylej7110
      @MrKylej7110 4 роки тому +1

      @Brother Nero I mean he basically did, Big E isn’t on it

    • @TheLuisPulido
      @TheLuisPulido 4 роки тому +7

      @Brother Nero Technically, they split the original trio to different brands, so it counts

  • @kfire2567
    @kfire2567 4 роки тому +415

    Recommendations for next videos:
    How Adam would book the aftermath of Kofi Kingston losing the WWE Championship

    • @liamversionone6491
      @liamversionone6491 4 роки тому +10

      That was basically the Royal Rumble 2020 booking video.

    • @acebi_ly9246
      @acebi_ly9246 4 роки тому +20

      I've thought about it a lot. So here's my go at it :
      SmackDown 1000. Kingston is defending against Lesnar. No winner because of Cain Velasquez (also, Kofi takes that immediate F5 but kicks out). The real match happens at Hell in a Cell with a Lesnar victory. But not a normal one. Kingston kicks out of 2 F5s before Brock brings the Brock Lock back to hurt Kofi's knee. The match ends with an F5 over the top rope (like the one Lesnar did to eliminate Kofi from the Rumble). The landing hurts Kofi who loses by technicality and disappear for a time.
      During this time, Brock beats Velasquez in Saudi Arabia and Mysterio at Survivor Series.
      Kofi Kingston returns at the Rumble, and is the one hitting that lowblow before Drew's claymore elimination of Lesnar. Kofi Kingston does not win the Rumble, but gets a re-match at Elimination Chamber. Obvs, Lesnar wins (after a REAL match and - I want to see this - a Boom Drop from the top rope, through the announce table.
      At Super ShowDown, Goldberg defeats Firefly FunHouse Bray Wyatt. Not the MOTHERFUCKING FIEND !!!
      For WrestleMania, WWE annouced Goldberg vs. Reigns, but Roman ain't working the show, so WWE names Kofi Kingston to replace him (because, with this booking, he's still a top main eventer comes WrestleMania). Kofi, refuses. And offers the opportunity to Big E (who still have to win a Battle Royal, which he does).
      At Mania, Big E runs through Goldberg and is Universal champions.
      Then you can have him fight Strowman for a while, before Big E vs. Kingston at SummerSlam (face vs. face, no turn) with a Big E victory. Then Roman's heel turn and he takes the title from Big E.
      During Big E's world title run, Kofi is going after the IC title, which he ends up winning at Payback (same day Big E loses the belt to Roman).
      So to this day, we would have the same Universal title scene (Reigns vs. Uso), Kofi in the IC title scene with Styles/Zayn/Hardy (before the draft) and Big E trying to get a shot at Reigns (and never quite succeeding)

    • @gohanblack5545
      @gohanblack5545 4 роки тому +1

      @@acebi_ly9246 so how would you book a second world title run for kofi

    • @ChristopherJames1993
      @ChristopherJames1993 4 роки тому +1

      @@gohanblack5545 I wouldn't cause him having the title made it even more midcard than it already was.

    • @rspvarun
      @rspvarun 3 роки тому

      He did book something very close

  • @panchunathadhikary8089
    @panchunathadhikary8089 4 роки тому +111

    5:51 Ali wanted to get away from Pritchard, so he moved to RAW. Is it sheer irony, or Twist of Fate, that Pritchard then moved to RAW, and Retribution happened! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jazibhussain5735
      @jazibhussain5735 4 роки тому +13

      I feel like Wwe does that on purpose at this poijt

  • @TrueYellowDart
    @TrueYellowDart 4 роки тому +76

    Best “let me have a go” to date.

    • @baakaaria
      @baakaaria 4 роки тому +3

      Dean Ambrose's heel run tops the list for me.

    • @TrueYellowDart
      @TrueYellowDart 4 роки тому +3

      @@baakaaria Aye, that one’s good. It’s got conviction. But I always loves me some derisive laughter. That laugh just absolutely dunks on the actual WWE booking from a storytelling perspective.

  • @christianbradley1253
    @christianbradley1253 4 роки тому +358

    Video idea: How Adam would book a heel Jeff hardy

    • @soranotroxas0299
      @soranotroxas0299 4 роки тому

      Yes please

    • @beatyeyes
      @beatyeyes 4 роки тому

      Genius

    • @murd3rbynumb3r30
      @murd3rbynumb3r30 4 роки тому +4

      Would be cool since Jeff Hardy said he wanted to do a WWE version of his character Willow!

    • @christianbradley1253
      @christianbradley1253 4 роки тому +1

      @Brother Nero pretty much I love that gimmick

    • @cyberjack5003
      @cyberjack5003 4 роки тому

      HOLY CRAP ADAM YOU NEED TO BOOK THIS LIKE RIGHT NOW I WANNA SEE A VILLAIN JEFF HARDY

  • @Veggieman87
    @Veggieman87 4 роки тому +253

    I don't remember Adam having a cameo on NCIS.

    • @JaimeD.
      @JaimeD. 4 роки тому +2

      Nice reference.

    • @EatAnOctorok
      @EatAnOctorok 3 роки тому

      Have him on as the next MI6 agent to be killed off so a female main cast member can be swapped in without killing off the previous.

  • @LaurenceGill2000
    @LaurenceGill2000 4 роки тому +107

    Adam: "This is just a silly story line not main event"
    Also Adam: "The WWE cut their feed to puppies for 5 minutes during the main event of their show and fake release a wrestler to shoot on the company. Both of which would be absolutely huge things the company has never even come close to doing before..."

    • @696190
      @696190 4 роки тому +3

      Summer of Punk 2011?

    • @quentin1016
      @quentin1016 2 роки тому

      @@696190 Not quite

  • @christianonascimento8711
    @christianonascimento8711 4 роки тому +146

    The SD hack should have been Vinny Mac, just cause: IT WAS ME AUSTIN, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

    • @LRamsden01
      @LRamsden01 4 роки тому +22

      Ah son of a bitch

    • @TheTrainFan9
      @TheTrainFan9 4 роки тому +8

      YOU ALL BOUGHT IT! YOU ALL BOUGHT IT, HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER!

    • @christianonascimento8711
      @christianonascimento8711 4 роки тому +5

      At least it would made me laugh

    • @Dr170
      @Dr170 4 роки тому +3

      There's way more than one hack booking SmackDown, be more specific.

    • @vampirascoffin870
      @vampirascoffin870 4 роки тому

      @@TheTrainFan9 in hhh or vince russos voice? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @MisterBebop1796
    @MisterBebop1796 4 роки тому +185

    90's hacker Adam is the best Adam.

    • @earthlingmaniac3424
      @earthlingmaniac3424 4 роки тому +4

      So is heel adam

    • @MultiClassGeek
      @MultiClassGeek 4 роки тому +2

      Forget Keanu, I want Bl@mp13d as a guest star in Cyberpunk 2077

    • @JeremyBearimy913
      @JeremyBearimy913 4 роки тому +1

      90s hacker Adam is just Johnny Lee Miller lol

    • @carlososuna8335
      @carlososuna8335 4 роки тому +1

      how was this commented 2 days ago but it was uploaded an hour ago????

    • @JeremyBearimy913
      @JeremyBearimy913 4 роки тому +4

      @@carlososuna8335 Must be a hacker...

  • @bradcarver8127
    @bradcarver8127 4 роки тому +342

    Adams
    Stories
    Successfully
    Hold up
    Only
    Losers
    Exhibit disagreement

  • @silverzombie4477
    @silverzombie4477 4 роки тому +47

    That intro is basically Watch Dogs: Legion if it was booked by Vince Russo after being told what the stereotypical English accent is.

  • @NotCornette
    @NotCornette 4 роки тому +268

    How Adam Would Book Adam Blampied's and Keith Lee's wedding this is what The Fans Want, This Is What The Internet Wants THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD WANTS

    • @ianbyrne465
      @ianbyrne465 4 роки тому +16

      Adam better include himself suplexing Mia Yim through a table for thr right to marry Keith

    • @KingofdaNerds
      @KingofdaNerds 4 роки тому +6

      I don't care if this is a joke or not? Make it happen

    • @leowato4392
      @leowato4392 4 роки тому +3

      @@ianbyrne465 yessssss

  • @SpiralPoli
    @SpiralPoli 4 роки тому +56

    I've always wanted a storyline like this.
    Blur the lines so much, that they're non existant. Act like there is an actual PR nightmare, and go crazy. Take a chance. Act like how you would during an actual crisis. The way you panicked with the Steroid Trial and Benoit Incident, do it again. The fans will eat it up, and you'll make a new star.

  • @AlyxDG
    @AlyxDG 4 роки тому +170

    How Adam Would Book: Kofi Kingston's title run.
    I enjoyed Kofi's run, but it seemed a bit bland and he lost it in a terrible way. I think Adam could do it better.

    • @BoneSoldier0
      @BoneSoldier0 4 роки тому +1

      Yes please this one

    • @kaitlyngarner740
      @kaitlyngarner740 4 роки тому +1

      God please this one

    • @MarceldelLago2K
      @MarceldelLago2K 4 роки тому +4

      I swear it should've led to a New Day jealousy angle or a breakup

    • @zyro6742
      @zyro6742 4 роки тому +1

      @@MarceldelLago2K same, with Big E turning heel and going after the belt

    • @kaitlyngarner740
      @kaitlyngarner740 4 роки тому +11

      @@MarceldelLago2K Not every team or friendship needs to have a big breakup/jealousy angle. They didn't want to have a massive breakup and went on record saying that they'd leave the WWE if they did because their hearts wouldn't be in it

  • @zforce4109
    @zforce4109 4 роки тому +44

    Adam showed how Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook

  • @curtedwards4178
    @curtedwards4178 4 роки тому +160

    How Adam would book: SaNitY.
    Massive opportunity missed with them imo

    • @kars2
      @kars2 4 роки тому +3

      God yes

    • @gfear24
      @gfear24 4 роки тому +2

      When the leader of a faction is the least over person in the faction, the faction can't get over. Everyone in SaNitY OTHER than Eric Young got over on their own. Eric Young couldn't get over because everyone knows him as the comedy guy from TNA.

    • @Harshfxd
      @Harshfxd 4 роки тому +5

      @@gfear24 See his heel run in TNA

    • @spacebound12
      @spacebound12 4 роки тому

      They sucked

    • @kars2
      @kars2 4 роки тому +3

      @@spacebound12 blasphemy sir, BLASPHEMY I SAY!!!!!! NXT they killed it, the Main roster at the time screwed them over

  • @dhruvtrivedi1335
    @dhruvtrivedi1335 4 роки тому +35

    Adam : Can you re book Kane's remasking in 2011?

  • @BrigetteJanine
    @BrigetteJanine 4 роки тому +18

    "Antifa by way of Party City vibe" is how I will now be describing Retribution from now on

  • @dylancampbell52203
    @dylancampbell52203 4 роки тому +14

    That was easily the funniest cold open he’s ever done. 😂 Great job.

  • @Samladdy
    @Samladdy 4 роки тому +40

    I forgot about Solomon Crowe’s hacker gimmick, I even forgot that he was even in NXT

    • @TheNejD
      @TheNejD 4 роки тому +5

      yeah and according to him he was gonna be the leader of sanity in nxt too

    • @Samladdy
      @Samladdy 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheNejD that would have been cool, but he is doing better in Impact

    • @JaimeD.
      @JaimeD. 4 роки тому

      @@Samladdy He looks way better in IMPACT and during his time in Lucha Underground.

  • @MirkoBalda
    @MirkoBalda 4 роки тому +66

    This storyline would be very cool. But, in reality, after the release of Gable, Dave Meltzer would jump in and write immediately: "my sources told me it's a work". That's it, angle ruined.

    • @thejoshpresle
      @thejoshpresle 4 роки тому +4

      Only he’d get the lingo wrong. Dave uses AOL dial up still, guaranteed

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick Рік тому +3

      Right, because wrestling fans can never get invested in an obviously fantastical story.
      That’s why one of the most famous wrestlers of all time is a zombie gravedigger whose soul is kept in a brass urn.

    • @tazdivil6527
      @tazdivil6527 Рік тому +1

      Do people still read Dave Meltzer? Lol

    • @tazdivil6527
      @tazdivil6527 11 місяців тому

      And add onto it. Would people actually care that much? I mean if the story’s good, then we’re fine, right?

  • @ArcaneAzmadi
    @ArcaneAzmadi 4 роки тому +19

    *Chad Gable:* If WWE keeps treating its talent like it does, then someday, _someone_ is going to make them suffer for it!
    *Andrew Yang:* That sounds like my cue!

  • @dynamicjaethought7788
    @dynamicjaethought7788 4 роки тому +66

    You forgot about Horn Swaggle hiding under the ring as the "anonymous" GM.

    • @giovannigiovanni.7220
      @giovannigiovanni.7220 4 роки тому +1

      That wasn't hacking.

    • @dynamicjaethought7788
      @dynamicjaethought7788 4 роки тому +3

      @@giovannigiovanni.7220 No it wasn't, but it involved a computer...AND a stupid storyline. So, who cares actually?

  • @seankkg
    @seankkg Рік тому +2

    I like the Consortium Opposing Chad's Keyboard Sabotage, I think that's a good duo.

  • @ameliam5066
    @ameliam5066 2 роки тому +3

    Vince not finding tom green funny is genuinely the most baffling thing I’ve ever heard they literally have the *same* sense of humor.

  • @tpa3923
    @tpa3923 4 роки тому +7

    'Ready, Willing and Ethernet Gable' might be the greatest thing I have ever seen

  • @purplegill10
    @purplegill10 3 роки тому +7

    Seriously 20 minutes flew by listening to this. This sounds silly, fun, unbelievably non-tech-literate, and absolutely something I would have been glued to all year.

  • @LlunaTriste
    @LlunaTriste 4 роки тому +65

    How Adam would book Raw: Underground, just 'cause I want to see him suffer

    • @3wwerocks
      @3wwerocks 4 роки тому +2

      Just make it ecw, not like wwecw(dear god please no), and I'm sure you can't have it be like old school ecw, so do a mixture of the two, wwe style extreme matches building up wrestlers no one gives a crap about. Let it be kind of like what shane originally wanted wwecw to be.

    • @JaimeD.
      @JaimeD. 3 роки тому +1

      *LlunaTriste* Congrats. It just came true.

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 3 роки тому +1

      {In Shenron’s voice}
      YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!!

    • @KevinLuper99
      @KevinLuper99 3 роки тому

      What's raw: underground?

  • @nathandaniel6335
    @nathandaniel6335 4 роки тому +32

    Recommendation of next one: How Adam would book TNA Aces & Eights

    • @anthonynorman7545
      @anthonynorman7545 4 роки тому +1

      Oooo

    • @Unawesomenessness
      @Unawesomenessness 4 роки тому +2

      I want it!

    • @bennygilbert8764
      @bennygilbert8764 4 роки тому +2

      We need TNA rebookings. I also pitch Samoa Joe's undefeated streak/winning the World Title.

    • @JaimeD.
      @JaimeD. 4 роки тому +2

      Imagine a rebooking of FORTUNE against Aces and 8s. And not involving "sleeping-with-the-boss-and-affair-with-another-woman" b.s.

    • @thomasbatta3250
      @thomasbatta3250 3 роки тому

      Yes

  • @navedmoosa
    @navedmoosa 4 роки тому +12

    Ali and Gable should be a team and should call themselves "Ali G in da house"

  • @ChiBoomyBoom
    @ChiBoomyBoom 4 роки тому +3

    “Considering the website isn’t here!”....Lol killed me.

  • @ldeaf2
    @ldeaf2 4 роки тому +3

    This is good, Adam! Thanks for all of the entertainment for the last eight months. It’s really put a smile on my face.

  • @navtektv
    @navtektv 2 роки тому +2

    Adam: Silly Storyline.
    Me: I'd pay front seats tickets to see this storyline Main Evented at Wrestlemania.

  • @RomaroBrandon
    @RomaroBrandon 4 роки тому +44

    Sami Callaghan is still doing his hacker gimmick in Impact Wrestling

    • @TheRiddleMan-ci7hi
      @TheRiddleMan-ci7hi 4 роки тому +2

      I can agree with that.
      So how are you doing, Romaro?

    • @matt8258
      @matt8258 4 роки тому +5

      At least he’s not shite in impact

    • @louis3141
      @louis3141 4 роки тому

      Well he is a hack to begin with

  • @war2theren227
    @war2theren227 2 роки тому +6

    Incredible. I want to live in this alternate universe where Adam's bookings are reality.

  • @92euce
    @92euce Рік тому +3

    This was fun. Thank you, Adam.

  • @capngeeoff
    @capngeeoff 4 роки тому +7

    I love how Adam keeps giving Chad Gable something to do. He's really fantastic!

  • @danielbonnett1755
    @danielbonnett1755 4 роки тому +6

    Adam, how much fun did you have thinking of the sweary detective names? With everyone came a smirk that suggests they've been the highlight of your career 😂

  • @SaraMeehan-v3m
    @SaraMeehan-v3m 10 місяців тому +2

    Miss this man!!

  • @TheImpaler27
    @TheImpaler27 4 роки тому +11

    14 minutes in loving this, and am genuinely smiling with glee, at the Vince line and hitting an employee because I could see that actually happening and the same press release in real life.
    I would like to see how Adam would do a flashback to 2001 and Fantasy book Sting vs. The Undertaker.

  • @ollieradd9758
    @ollieradd9758 3 роки тому +1

    the ‘Ethernet Gable’ sends me every time 😂

  • @ZiaErina
    @ZiaErina 4 роки тому +6

    As an IT worker, that intro made my insides turn.

  • @phumlaniyumata6063
    @phumlaniyumata6063 4 роки тому +5

    "he's not everywhere, he's just got 16 monitors and a monthly subscription "😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vampiricboar2775
    @vampiricboar2775 4 роки тому +11

    That intro has me dying 😂😂

  •  4 роки тому +2

    4:35 on that note, I want to point out something very noticeable these past years, which is that after jericho/owens they phased out relationship breakups almost entirely, they in fact made it a point that teams would stick together through thick and thin and trouble was never the end, in defiance of the stereotype. But as of a few months ago they pulled all of the triggers on all of the friendships all at once. Now the closest thing to brotherhood on WWE TV is Shayna and Nia.

  • @christianfortune690
    @christianfortune690 4 роки тому +8

    12:16 BINGLEY!

  • @DaPhoenix777
    @DaPhoenix777 3 роки тому +1

    You're golden at this bro... very intriguing ass scenarios.. i wish this was a real story

  • @yumnits2946
    @yumnits2946 4 роки тому +12

    How much fun did Adam have coming up with these names for Baron and Sheamus?

  • @SolidSonicTH
    @SolidSonicTH 10 місяців тому +2

    Honestly seeing as this would be in the middle of the pandemic it'd be the right time to do something silly like this (especially the low-tech match at MitB since the Performance Center setting would make it easy to accomplish). I do wonder if deliberately messing with their own programming as legitimately as that might cause some kerfuffle with their stock price, though.
    And the idea of Corbin and Sheamus's tag team changing names every week is hilarious.

  • @noamtepper456
    @noamtepper456 4 роки тому +7

    My favorite time of the month, Adam blessing us with a masterful story, to show he is in fact better then WWE creative.

  • @milito22510
    @milito22510 3 роки тому +2

    All the names Sheamus and Corbin give themselves sound like something straight from Top Gear, and I LOVE IT!

  • @AhmedMohamed-vj5jc
    @AhmedMohamed-vj5jc 4 роки тому +89

    C oalition
    U ndermining
    N et
    T yranny
    This guys is smart...

    • @Zs284
      @Zs284 4 роки тому +1

      Despite Adam even saying that they would be using acronyms, I had to have a second watch of the video to realize them. Thing is though i can even see it as part of the gimmick where they cut people off from saying the full thing and making some dumb reason for it not being the word we all know it is. For Coalition Undermining Net Tyranny, they say it is CUT for short because the N is silent.

  • @user-nt9rs9fi2v
    @user-nt9rs9fi2v 3 роки тому +2

    Corbin and sheamus repeatedly renaming themselves was hilarious🤣

  • @ZackGoller
    @ZackGoller 4 роки тому +9

    How about "How Adam Would Book John Morrison's WWE Return?" They have SEVERELY misused him so far.

  • @Lunacorva
    @Lunacorva 3 роки тому +1

    "
    Um... Adam? You don't know how to hack."
    "Yeah, I do! I've seen movies!"
    *Meanwhile! At WWE Headquarters!*
    "Hey, Vince? Adam is hacking us."
    "Ugh, that's right! He's seen movies!"

  • @vicentenavarro5494
    @vicentenavarro5494 4 роки тому +33

    "The WWE system is broken" out of curiosity did you ever consider Eric Young for this storyline?

    • @Ezoogie
      @Ezoogie 4 роки тому +6

      Too old to know how to press a spacebar

  • @sgrshnshw
    @sgrshnshw 4 роки тому +1

    9:35 like that time a cameraman fell during Bobby Rodde & CHAD GABLE'S entrance at the ROYAL RUMBLE 2019. TRADITION. CONTINUITY. YES. THANK YOU ADAM.

  • @randytimmerman8479
    @randytimmerman8479 4 роки тому +14

    It literally only ever takes me 2 seconds to click on an Adam Blampied fantasy booking video no matter where I am or what I'm doing.

  • @JD260A9
    @JD260A9 4 роки тому +2

    3:20 "jacked in" "digivolved"
    I see Adam is cultured.

  • @superboy4738
    @superboy4738 4 роки тому +4

    Name suggestion:
    Network
    Users
    Transparency
    Section

  • @mistercapitale
    @mistercapitale 4 роки тому +2

    Love it. So much more entertaining than what we had to suffer through

  • @mcfadyenmaffoo
    @mcfadyenmaffoo 4 роки тому +22

    I feel like any story that needs a new person, or a who done it angle, can be booked by using Chad Gable. Glad he's gone back to that gimmick and the abomination that was Shorty G is gone.

  • @notjacksonshaffer3357
    @notjacksonshaffer3357 4 роки тому

    Adam I gotta say. Your storylines keep getting better. I’m loving everything about this

  • @drygrapejce8020
    @drygrapejce8020 4 роки тому +3

    It's silly it's stupid,
    Me: I've literally never been more interested in a wwe storyline ever

  • @jotaroandtheworldofdolphin79
    @jotaroandtheworldofdolphin79 3 роки тому +1

    Very nice once again Adam!

  • @patrickjohnson1649
    @patrickjohnson1649 4 роки тому +42

    Password?
    It’s “SwordFish”, it’s always SwordFish.

    • @TheTrainFan9
      @TheTrainFan9 4 роки тому +1

      Is that a Marx Brothers reference?

    • @akbarkhan6772
      @akbarkhan6772 4 роки тому +1

      I think that's agents of shield final season reference

    • @yurinoworry
      @yurinoworry 4 роки тому

      @@akbarkhan6772 it’s way older than that haha it’s from a movie with Hugh jackman tho!

    • @akbarkhan6772
      @akbarkhan6772 4 роки тому

      @@yurinoworry oh, ok

  • @ricardowood997
    @ricardowood997 4 роки тому +1

    I liked this vid for the acronyms alone... brilliant

  • @russloveskebabs
    @russloveskebabs 4 роки тому +11

    How Adam would Book: Aliester Black on the main roster.

    • @JaimeD.
      @JaimeD. 4 роки тому +1

      Hope Adam and partsFUNknown do this in 2021 along with others.

  • @3dgforever01
    @3dgforever01 3 роки тому +2

    I could watch an entire video of Adam coming up with tag team names for Corbin and Sheamus for every week of this storyline, that was absolute gold. 👌🏻

  • @jkjezzer
    @jkjezzer 4 роки тому +7

    Honestly they should replace the last hour of raw with videos of puppies playing football. Not for a storyline or anything. Just because it would probably do a better rating

  • @BocookGaming
    @BocookGaming 4 роки тому

    I'm so glad you came back to start doing these again.

  • @DYNEadvance
    @DYNEadvance 4 роки тому +4

    WWE could literally replace the last five minutes of a show with puppies and it would still be the most interested I'd have been in WWE programming for months

  • @PLF__
    @PLF__ 4 роки тому +1

    Finally here close to on time for one of these... genius booking my guy

  • @martinwalker6172
    @martinwalker6172 4 роки тому +18

    Genuinely how on earth have no wrestling companies picked you up as a writer?

  • @kedemshpatz9485
    @kedemshpatz9485 4 роки тому

    This is so wonderfully daft and silly. I loved it. The Coalition Undermining Net Tyranny is a fantastic name.

  • @Kings_Quest
    @Kings_Quest 4 роки тому +3

    Introducing Retribution as a sort of Ali and Gable Bodyguard squad could be a fun way to continue this

    • @Kings_Quest
      @Kings_Quest 4 роки тому +1

      Because, you know, Vince wants them dead, so why not kill WWE first

    • @scootybooty1363
      @scootybooty1363 4 роки тому +2

      Hell, you could introduce them as they were anyway, saying they were inspired by Ali and Gable (but they reject them or think they're going too far), don't give them stupid masks, build a story around Ali and Gable wondering if they did the right thing in the first place letting it get to this point and have a blow off where Ali reveals him to be the leader (again like it is anyway), but now there is some credibility behind the group as Retribution's actions are more credible with fallout reaching across the roster

  • @geroriordan8654
    @geroriordan8654 4 роки тому

    That was awesome. Especially the bit with Vince in the production truck and gable shooting on creative

  • @dixiep33
    @dixiep33 4 роки тому +10

    See what WWE could have with writing talent like Adam? It will never happen though.

    • @glenndallas7171
      @glenndallas7171 4 роки тому +1

      It wouldn't matter. Vince would get bored or Pritchard would shoehorn in fart jokes and the whole thing would collapse.

  • @jorgemiguel8595
    @jorgemiguel8595 4 роки тому +1

    You really got me with the puppies 😂 I was waiting for the *skip add* button 😅

  • @andrewhowells7536
    @andrewhowells7536 4 роки тому +9

    Imagine Dave meltzer killing this story if it happened. He’d be on the wrestling observer telling everyone that Gable hasn’t really left and it’s all a work

    • @TheJJStrife
      @TheJJStrife 4 роки тому

      Considering this would have coincided with the downpour of all the firings and furloughs, probably not the best idea for a fake release among all those.

  • @theblackreaper1179
    @theblackreaper1179 4 роки тому

    I'm so glad you're back.

  • @antonioduran7
    @antonioduran7 4 роки тому +4

    Suggestion: How would Adam book The Miz's first wwe championship

  • @awpwrestling8746
    @awpwrestling8746 4 роки тому

    these booking videos are my comfort show

  • @BradleyJ
    @BradleyJ 4 роки тому +3

    I love the acronyms, I do have a question about the booking though; Does Chad Gable as the hacker happen in the same timeline as him being Kurt Angle's son?

  • @christophercarl1774
    @christophercarl1774 4 роки тому

    Your videos on your previous channel for me back into wrestling. Keep them coming - they’re the best wrestling content on UA-cam.

  • @jodawoe
    @jodawoe 4 роки тому +5

    I kind of thought that maybe Punk would make an appearance... guess not.

  • @lazypaladin
    @lazypaladin 4 роки тому

    You know what, I'd say this is your best yet. So simple, so straight to the point. The Big Dub, are indeed, Big Dumb

  • @sandroilpelato7153
    @sandroilpelato7153 4 роки тому +3

    Video Idea: How Adam Would Book Vince Russo coming back to WWE in 2021

  • @aaronhurst4379
    @aaronhurst4379 4 роки тому +2

    "I can do it... for a price."
    Me: Feck yeah, he's gonna book Ted DiBiase as the hacker! Genius!

  • @fabianmonroy-luna7415
    @fabianmonroy-luna7415 4 роки тому +4

    Video idea: How Adam would book raw underground
    Just for the memes

  • @BilingualRainbow
    @BilingualRainbow 4 роки тому +2

    That was a real Sam Riegel level into there, Adam. Great job.

  • @noamtepper456
    @noamtepper456 4 роки тому +3

    Love 90s hacker Adam!

  • @WesGTheFootballGuy
    @WesGTheFootballGuy 4 роки тому +2

    Request: How Adam would book CM Punk's return.

  • @simebagtank
    @simebagtank 4 роки тому +2

    I loved this! Really engaging idea.
    I always enjoyed the "mystery/whodunnit" storylines WWE did, like: Austin Hit By A Car, the Higher Power, and Who is Mr America? (Lol)
    So could you fix another WWE mystery storyline: How WWE Should've Booked DDP (Sara's Stalker).