Only Vince McMahon could look at Charlotte, a woman who's a foot taller than all her competitors, has already won the belt a million times, who calls herself 'The Queen' and whose dad is Ric Flair, and say: "Yes. She should be a babyface... The crowd will cheer this underdog."
@@edgardominguez391 it's a combination of poise, presentation and also camera work, Asuka is 5'3 and Becky is 5'6 while she's 5'9 If she was exact height as Kairi or Alexa, all her marketing would come off as very silly. That's the cool thing about TV wrestling it'll make you seem larger than life literally
@@nooneinparticular5273 if you're confident someone is a star, they can lose every now and then to either someone on their level or above them. Charlotte should not be beating Asuka 3 times clean, if there's a series of 5 she can lose 3. Who knows, what if it's not just Vince what if it's her pulling some sort of stroke
"I have never seen a company more needlessly combative with its own customers outside of the telecomms industry" As a tech nerd and a wrestling fanatic, this line hit me HARD
Can't see a video on the Fiend happening. All it would be is have him win at Hell in a Cell and never do the Goldberg match. He's been booked well outside those two moments and has recovered both times. The video would be like 5 minutes.
While I absolutely agree the Hell in a Cell match was stupid and should never have ended the way it did, I will always argue the Goldberg match *could* have worked if they'd booked it better after The Fiend lost. Simple approach -- The Fiend loses the belt, we don't see Fiend or Bray at all until Cena's promo that actually happened, keeping Fiend turning up to challenge him. That all works fine, keep it as it is. The following week after Fiend makes the challenge, Firefly Funhouse segment, Bray declares he took the belt to break Seth, he held it to tempt out Bryan, but Cena... Cena is big enough he didn't need the title to lure him in. Let others squabble over the championship, the Fiend's sights are set on a more important prize. The thing is, we have the entire roster making out that the title is the most important thing in the business, one wrestler saying they don't care about it isn't going to do any harm at all, especially someone as quirky and unhinged as Bray Wyatt. Make it clear he lost the belt because he didn't need it anymore, and the loss suddenly shifts from being a completely stupid decision that damaged the Fiend to the slightly less stupid approach that it's all just more Wyatt mind games.
Nakamura is easy, just let him win at mania against AJ. Everything in the first year is fine and is good long term storytelling from his main roster debut, the rumble win and the screw up with a dick punching gimmick.
Well, almost nothing was right even in the first year. feud with Jinder was a misunderstanding and only royal rumble gave hope. Secondly the mic skills have always been weak so here Adam can enter with a manager, etc.
@@nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870 i have always said they should have had auska win hold the belt for a year while charollete dropped down the card and worked her way back up to win it at 35.
i love how becky is being unintentionally being better than ronda like ronda came to wwe by having a winning streak for over a year , only for becky to beat her then ronda leaves wwe to try and make a family for over a year , only for becky to beat her to it by becoming pregnant first
Do you think thatbbecky can win ronda in a real fight?? I'm a black belter fighter who trained 10 years in martial arts, becky lynch can't even punch and kick, which thats the major thing that you can use. HAHAHAHA
@@enhypenevents9145 You know mr black belt, I'm not discrediting you or anything but if you really are a martial arts expert as you claim you are, then you should know as well as I do (someone who only practiced martial arts for a little bit and has never been in a 'real fight') that martial arts are way more than just fighting, it's also a life style with knowledge and wisdom. Your comment doesn't show wisdom at all.
I don't want your damn LEMONS! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see Life's manager! Make Life rue the day it thought it could Give Cave Johnson LEMONS!
It's all perspective. Some make lemonade. Some prefer to just flavor their water with it. Some squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes. Some grab a bottle of vodka and make lemon drops. Some prefer tequila. And some are so embittered by life, that they freeze those lemons and use them as projectiles.
"They really like Sasha Banks/Asuka/Becky Lynch/Rhea Ripley. If Charlotte beats Sasha Banks/Asuka/Becky Lynch/Rhea Ripley/is crammed into a program they have no point being in then the fans will obviously really *really* like Charlotte!" *Does that* "Why are you booing Charlotte?! She beat your favourite wrestlers! She's strong, why do you hate her?!"
@@nooneinparticular5273 Odd then isnt it that the only one who really got the better of Charlotte was Bayley then isnt it....she did win the Smackdown women's championship from her but it was only used as a means to finally turn Bayley heel.
2 things I would love to see you (re)book: 1) Cesaro's Main Event Push 2) Superstar ShakeUp 2019 (the rosters they made were actually quite good when drafted till they fucked it up themselves with the WILDCARD RULE)
Charlotte in 2019 was like that bossy kid in school who always wanted to be popular in school but couldn't but still forced her ass into everything. And it was all because her dad or mom had some high position in the school.
Charlotte best year was 2018 from a character Stan point and feuds and matches also wwe had Charlotte jobber for straight years and the slowly worked herself back to the champion she could get over
8:32 Charlotte's promos have often been said to sound like she's falling down in a cave. WWE's overly scripted promos may make nearly everyone sound robotic but I'm convinced that even if they went back to promos being less restricted she'd still sound as emotionless as she does.
@@enigmaskull3495 There's this weird emphasis on certain words. You'd think she was a robot or an alien trying to blend in with people. And despite her whole character being "Ric Flair's daughter who dresses in robes like his, has a remix of his theme, woos like him, chops like he did and does her own version of the Figure Four" she's been complaining in recent interviews about only being seen as his daughter. And WWE's seeming belief that giving her more women's titles than Ric had NWA, WCW and WWF titles will make her better than him isn't helping.
It looks like nothing more than a repetitive heist movie spliced with a Hot Wheel commercial to me, but i've been saying that about every movie since the original fast movie 20 years ago, However, making fun of something doesn't neccessarily mean one HATES it, I I mean I can make fun of Nintendo games for being far more repetitive than Call of Duty, but at the end of the day I still love Nintendo!
"That made too much sense. We can't give the fans what they want without adding what we want, and we want Charlotte. I mean, Charlotte's perfect. Why don't fans like Charlotte? She's perfect!" -The mind of Vince McMahon
Long story short, they should have gave him the push that Roman got in 2015 and instead wait until 2016 to give Roman his push. Dean was super over after the shield breakup and should have gotten the rocket strapped to him because it would have been organic. Meanwhile, Roman while still having a lot of potential still needed some time to build his character and ring work. By pushing Roman too soon too hard in 2015, not only did they rob Dean of his organic connection with the audience but they also kind of fucked roman over because no matter how much he improved the fans weren't gonna have any of it because they're still reminded of when he was wrongly shoved down our throats
Becky has a child who goes back in time and is raised by parents who train her to be an Olympic Judo athlete and a UFC Champion and then they headline WrestleMania (with Charlotte) afterwards Ronda's "parents " tell her the truth and she comes back when Becky does to challenge her for year after next's Wrestlemania. They set it up by Becky pointing at the sign but Ronda points at Becky's belly🤯
@@enigmaskull3495 In my opinion: no. Please no. No more Goldberg. I don't care against who. I don't care if it's built. I don't care if their thing was a work. I never want to see Goldberg wrestle again. His matches suck and, if the reports of him politicking his way into squashing Bray are true, he sucks too. He's 53 years old, he was never good, he hasn't gotten any better, the shine is completely off. He's had some great moments in the past, but he nearly killed Bret Hart when Goldberg was young, now he's old and he nearly did the same to the Undertaker, then almost dropped Bray on his head. Retire Oldberg. Put Riddle in with literally anyone else. Brock, Cena, Orton, Edge, Braun, Roman when he becomes a safe possibility, AJ, Bryan, Seth, maybe CM Punk if the rumours are true, Owens, HHH, even Taker. Much as it kills me because I'm not personally too high on Riddle, give Riddle Undertaker's retirement match and push him to the moon. Literally anyone other than another godforsaken Oldberg match.
Nia Jax really needs to go back to get some more training. The past few weeks, the incident where she blew a hole in the side of Becky's face and several other incidents over the years show, she's just not a safe worker.
Nia Jax needs to go back in vitro and start her entire life from scratch and even then, with her utter dearth of natural talent, she could only ever become passable at wrestling.
@@unknown-kw3lg I'm training to be a wrestler when quarantine is over and wrestling academies open back up, and there are some stiff workers I'd love to work with, cause I know the matches would be good for me (walter, ishii, goto, etc.) but if I were a woman, I would be terrified of nia jax
If they call their daughter Beth, I'm blaming Adam. I mean, there's nothing wrong with the name Beth, it's just... Half-Becky, Half-Seth? That's inexcusably twee
god it drives me up the wall. ric flair had charm out the ass cause he spoke quickly, with intensity and charisma, and said witty things. charlotte talks slowly, about how sh'e better than everyone cuse she beats everyone, and has no charisma whatsoever
Becky vs Charlotte was the best rivalry and feud in the recent years.They could have done the same with Becky vs Ronda but inserting Charlotte into their feud killed it
I get it, Charlotte was already inserted storyline wise. Ronda wanted Charlotte for beating her Kendo stick, Ronda got revenge on both of them by costing them the smackdown title, Charlotte wants revenge on Ronda now. So yeah is already in the storyline. Maybe do a match at Fastlane or something, but Charlotte is the storyline already.
@@leonzaduncan2438 I do get your point but here are my counter arguments. 1)Charlotte never belonged in that TLC match.She had already lost clean to Becky at Evolution.And she lost to Ronda at Survivor Series as well.So she got that title shot for doing nothing kayfabe wise 2)Ronda did cost both Charlotte and Becky.They wanted revenge in kayfabe.But they were Smackdown superstars.And Ronda was a Raw superstar.So winning the royal rumble was their only chance to have a match against Ronda.Both participated in the rumble and Charlotte lost again.That should have been her last chance done.Becky won the rumble and chose Ronda.So it should have been Becky vs Ronda.Charlotte's insertion in the match didnot make any sense.Vince literally came out one week and announced that he was inserting Charlotte into the match
@@nilofarniaz6527 Charlotte storyline wise has legit argument as well, that Becky wasn't in the rumble to begin with and shouldn't be able to win. DQ wins never end storylines
I remember when you did a video on a certain channel about how you'd have booked the Nexus so how about how you would have booked The Corre as a proper challenge
He’s so genuinely good at booking AND entertaining as he does it. He is passionate, he cares, he loves the product and I really wish he would be on WWE’s Creative Team. I guarantee NOT A SINGLE PERSON on the creative team is this enthusiastic when pitching ideas.
“I sound like I’m talking underwater” yep. I will never understand why people think she sounds like a great natural promo. Even her “Woo” sounds scripted and unnatural.
“You should have killed me Ronnie.” is such a great line, and now we will never get to see it. It would be nice to live in the universe where Plumpy wrote the storylines for WWE. I assume Vince would be retired in that timeline, and we’d be able to go outside because President Sanders has everything under control, and we’d all be listening to the new collaboration album by Bowie and Prince, and Carrie Fisher would have accepted an Oscar for her final performance as Leia... but Abed didn’t catch the die. Instead, Jeff rolled a four, Troy went to get the pizza, and here we are.
1. I've been waiting for this one!! 2. *Skip to **6:41* 3. Despite the end result being great, the lead-up was convoluted AF. 4. (15:04-15:17) *LOL* 5. Next suggestion.... *How Adam Would've Booked: Sasha Banks vs. Bayley*
Have not been in a good headspace these past couple of days, so a nice fun fantasy booking video is just what the doctor ordered! Hope you all are staying safe!
“We have the T-shirts ready” is a great line that shows WWE’s true intentions. They don’t care about putting on a great show or match, all they want is money. They squander their roster, which is insanely good to the point of being unfair, and just rely on bad cliches and only one or two being important. The reason the Attitude Era was so good was because everyone at least had a realistic path to a title. WWE is trash. Charlotte is a bad promo
I would have had Lana say to Becky "Thank you for winning the Rumble for me" as in Becky took Lana's place. Becky is so confident, she puts the title match on the line on RAW only to squash Lana in under 60 seconds, because of course that would happen. Charlotte uses that to get Becky to agree to the match at Elimination Chambe
"We're a bit tired of Charlotte, someone else" I'm literally saying that every week now, as charlotte appears on every show. RAW NXT and smackdown 🤦♂️
That promo where she said "People want to see more of Charlotte Flair." No. We don't want to see more of her. We don't even want to see less of her. We don't want to see any of her.
Key takeaways from this video: That lemonade analogy. It was brilliant. Just don't put Charlotte. Adam absolutely loathes the Fast & the Furious series, at least the latter movies, probably. Absolutely hilarious, though.
Such a fun rebooking, Adam! Loved it. Suggestions: How WWE Should Have Booked Cesaro After WrestleMania XXX. How WWE Should Have Booked Dean Ambrose's Heel Turn in 2018.
I like this booking although I would have done the main event of Mania 35 differently, and to do so we have to go all the way back to Wrestlemania 34 and the match between Asuka Vs Charlotte, with Asuka winning the title. Thus as the year rolls on and after Ronda wins the title, we see that on the build up to Survivor Series we see the two champions stare each other down, both undefeated, both relishing the challenge. However instead of Champion Vs Champion, have a Raw woman challenge for the Smackdown women’s championship and vice-versa. Keep the build up mostly similar until the Royal Rumble match with Becky Vs Asuka were instead of Asuka tapping Becky out, Becky refuses to tap and she passes into unconsciousness, Stone Cold style. After the Royal Rumble, both Asuka and Ronda are clear that they wish to face each other at Mania, but Becky intervenes and her inability to stay down and winning the Rumble ensures that she is going to prove she is The Man of the women’s division, thus making it Ronda Vs Asuka Vs Becky. Because just imagine the hype that would build if Asuka’s undefeated streak continued throughout the entire year with her as champion. The baddest woman on the planet Vs The undefeated Empress of Tomorrow Vs The Man would be a total tantalising prospect. Also if Becky were to win this match, not only do you have her beating Ronda, but being the one to end a massive three year long streak for Asuka and an immediate feud to enter into after Mania.
that's brilliant. ronda v asuka is a singles feud I would love to see for the matches alone, it is a much better way to end asuka's streak, as she has a storyline set up afterwards (even if it would maybe feel a bit disappointing in the moment if she wasn't pinned or submitted). only thing I'd mention is, people would be slightly annoyed by the result whoever becky beats, cause if asuka takes the fall, ronda would stay un-pinned-or-submittted, while if ronda did, then people would be upset about asuka's streak ending that way (even though I wouldn't cause anything is better than her losing to charlotte then hugging it out like it wasn't a big deal)
No matter how much depression hits, the cynical unique humor from Adam always gets me laughing so much that my mum send me downstairs cause I'm too loud xD
Such a great booking! The ending is one that could make you shed a tear of joy seeing Becky finally triumpt over Ronda holding the belt. Especially if you remember the story she's told about how she said to a very supportive friend when she joined WWE her dream was to main event Wrestlemania. Said friend responded with, "It's nice to dream big, but be a bit realistic." and look how far Becky went.
Honestly in love with Adam's bookings from WhatCulture you don't get how ecstatic I am to find out he's doing more here 🙏 This has made my day and its only half 1 in the morning
ADAM: Becky vs Ronnie. This time with less Charlie.
What do you want to see Adam rebook next?
How Adam would book CM Punks Return.
A non WWE storyline for a change: Kenny Omega's debut year in AEW
Seth Rollins vs The Fiend. So much potential that went down the drain at Hell in a Cell.
How Adam would book either Brock Lesnar vs The Fiend, or the Undertaker vs The Fiend. Both matches have the potential to be storyline rich!
The Fiend’s title run
This was just 17 minutes of saying “Don’t put in Charlotte”.
That's her career in a nutshell.
You know what they say; Less is more.
¿You mean the soon to be 205 champion?
@@djpegao Man, don't even joke.
Good. Sick of Charlotte
A like for the forcing Charlotte down our throats moment that honestly made me laugh.
You mean the OmniFlair.
@@enigmaskull3495 Fitting name.👌
TOM Whoa edgy
"Go on. Drink it. Drink it up, you f***in' basta-" the cut made me cackle
😂😂😂😭😭 my ribs hurt I was laughing so hard at that part!!!
Only Vince McMahon could look at Charlotte, a woman who's a foot taller than all her competitors, has already won the belt a million times, who calls herself 'The Queen' and whose dad is Ric Flair, and say:
"Yes. She should be a babyface... The crowd will cheer this underdog."
She's only 3-4 inches taller than everyone after Nia who's 6 foot.
@@nicwinsteadart5330 well she always looks taller
@@edgardominguez391 it's a combination of poise, presentation and also camera work, Asuka is 5'3 and Becky is 5'6 while she's 5'9 If she was exact height as Kairi or Alexa, all her marketing would come off as very silly. That's the cool thing about TV wrestling it'll make you seem larger than life literally
Not only that, but also somehow think "Yes, she is someone in need of a win. A loss would be utterly devastating to her career and drawing power."
@@nooneinparticular5273 if you're confident someone is a star, they can lose every now and then to either someone on their level or above them. Charlotte should not be beating Asuka 3 times clean, if there's a series of 5 she can lose 3.
Who knows, what if it's not just Vince what if it's her pulling some sort of stroke
"I have never seen a company more needlessly combative with its own customers outside of the telecomms industry" As a tech nerd and a wrestling fanatic, this line hit me HARD
When you beat Brock Lesnar twice but you still aren't the Man of the House
Actually he was the man first! If you remember during shield triple threat Roman was “the guy”, Dean was “the dude” and Seth was “the man”.
@@Killjoy1204 The Guy, The Man & The Dude by WWE Studios. Coming soon...NEVER!!!!!!!! 😂
@@Killjoy1204 I mean... He wasn't. They called him that, they wanted him to be, but it didn't work.
Like giving the "yes" chants to Big Show.
D Bone Oh God why didn’t you remind us of that?
Next:
Nakamura after NXT
Cesaro after WM30
The Fiend
YES! NAKAMURA AFTER NXT!!!
Can't see a video on the Fiend happening. All it would be is have him win at Hell in a Cell and never do the Goldberg match. He's been booked well outside those two moments and has recovered both times. The video would be like 5 minutes.
While I absolutely agree the Hell in a Cell match was stupid and should never have ended the way it did, I will always argue the Goldberg match *could* have worked if they'd booked it better after The Fiend lost.
Simple approach -- The Fiend loses the belt, we don't see Fiend or Bray at all until Cena's promo that actually happened, keeping Fiend turning up to challenge him. That all works fine, keep it as it is. The following week after Fiend makes the challenge, Firefly Funhouse segment, Bray declares he took the belt to break Seth, he held it to tempt out Bryan, but Cena... Cena is big enough he didn't need the title to lure him in. Let others squabble over the championship, the Fiend's sights are set on a more important prize.
The thing is, we have the entire roster making out that the title is the most important thing in the business, one wrestler saying they don't care about it isn't going to do any harm at all, especially someone as quirky and unhinged as Bray Wyatt. Make it clear he lost the belt because he didn't need it anymore, and the loss suddenly shifts from being a completely stupid decision that damaged the Fiend to the slightly less stupid approach that it's all just more Wyatt mind games.
Nakamura is easy, just let him win at mania against AJ. Everything in the first year is fine and is good long term storytelling from his main roster debut, the rumble win and the screw up with a dick punching gimmick.
Well, almost nothing was right even in the first year. feud with Jinder was a misunderstanding and only royal rumble gave hope. Secondly the mic skills have always been weak so here Adam can enter with a manager, etc.
"Whether or not Charlotte or Asuka wins, I'll leave that up to you! Asuka." How did you know!?
Sad that Asuka lost, kinda ruined her momentum
The only reason to let Charlotte win that match should be to have the horsewomen have a we have all the titles crossbrand faction moment
Asuka beating Charlotte at WM 34 is something that should've happened.
@@nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870 i have always said they should have had auska win hold the belt for a year while charollete dropped down the card and worked her way back up to win it at 35.
i love how becky is being unintentionally being better than ronda
like ronda came to wwe by having a winning streak for over a year , only for becky to beat her
then ronda leaves wwe to try and make a family for over a year , only for becky to beat her to it by becoming pregnant first
Seth Colby Thats because Becky is better in the ring and mic.
Do you think thatbbecky can win ronda in a real fight?? I'm a black belter fighter who trained 10 years in martial arts, becky lynch can't even punch and kick, which thats the major thing that you can use. HAHAHAHA
@@enhypenevents9145 You know mr black belt, I'm not discrediting you or anything but if you really are a martial arts expert as you claim you are, then you should know as well as I do (someone who only practiced martial arts for a little bit and has never been in a 'real fight') that martial arts are way more than just fighting, it's also a life style with knowledge and wisdom. Your comment doesn't show wisdom at all.
You're wrong for this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@enhypenevents9145 Wrestling isn't all about "real fights". Get over it Mr. black belter fighter.
The Chad Beth vs. the Virgin Secky
Adam progressing from 5 year old memes to 6 month old memes is the character development we all needed
When life gives you lemons
YOU SQUEEZE IT BACK INTO LIFE'S EYES
Omni Pepper I was gonna make lemon grenades though...
I don't want your damn LEMONS! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see Life's manager! Make Life rue the day it thought it could Give Cave Johnson LEMONS!
@@jd2k16 PREACH US! HALLELUJAH!
Wrong. You cut life open and squeeze lemon juice into the wounds.
It's all perspective. Some make lemonade. Some prefer to just flavor their water with it. Some squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes. Some grab a bottle of vodka and make lemon drops. Some prefer tequila. And some are so embittered by life, that they freeze those lemons and use them as projectiles.
“She’s skinny jeans Batista” had my dying 😂😂
"Stop chanting for the other woman and start chanting Charlotte!"
-Vince McMahon since 2016
Embrace the OmniFlair.
"They really like Sasha Banks/Asuka/Becky Lynch/Rhea Ripley. If Charlotte beats Sasha Banks/Asuka/Becky Lynch/Rhea Ripley/is crammed into a program they have no point being in then the fans will obviously really *really* like Charlotte!"
*Does that*
"Why are you booing Charlotte?! She beat your favourite wrestlers! She's strong, why do you hate her?!"
@@nooneinparticular5273 Also applies to Roman Reigns, but at least they cooled down on him after his temporary retirement due to leukaemia
@@nooneinparticular5273 That was their logic with Roman too. "If we have Reigns beat people they like they'll have no choice but to like him."
@@nooneinparticular5273 Odd then isnt it that the only one who really got the better of Charlotte was Bayley then isnt it....she did win the Smackdown women's championship from her but it was only used as a means to finally turn Bayley heel.
Bloody Charlotte, no one can escape the omni flair
It’s more powerful than the OmniShane.
@@enigmaskull3495 But is it strong than the pull of *Baron Corbin's Midcard Vortex of Evil!!!*
@@MrAte-uo7yo *MIDCARD VOOOOORRRTTTEEEEEEXXX*
Seriously, when Adam said the bit about Becky taking the sling off, I was so in that I cheered OUT LOUD.
I love how Seth looked so broken during the same Raw Becky announced she was pregnant
"I know I'm not the father" storyline coming?
Looked like a psychotic Orange Cassidy.
@@sergelevesque2718 bringing in maury or springer in 5
My most amusing explanation for that is that Becky didn't tell Seth before the show, and her telling Asuka was how he found out
Serge Lévesque
Funnily enough, Seth _is_ involved in a “not the father” angle. It’s just not directed towards him.
I still need time to get used to "Let me have a go" because I'm used to "I can do it better because I'm a smarta$$"
*thumb up, toothy grin, teeth glint effect with the little bell sound effect*
@@MorbidFayde perfection. The good ol' days
The best part of Adam's booking is that Asuka doesn't get screwed as she did in real life.
+Danny Knightmare
#FACTS
0:25 what a madlad
ADAM: BANTS BANTS BANTS
2 things I would love to see you (re)book:
1) Cesaro's Main Event Push
2) Superstar ShakeUp 2019 (the rosters they made were actually quite good when drafted till they fucked it up themselves with the WILDCARD RULE)
Charlotte in 2019 was like that bossy kid in school who always wanted to be popular in school but couldn't but still forced her ass into everything. And it was all because her dad or mom had some high position in the school.
Charlotte best year was 2018 from a character Stan point and feuds and matches also wwe had Charlotte jobber for straight years and the slowly worked herself back to the champion she could get over
+TheFrost King
Great analogy.
@@gregoryfuller9736
Honestly, her best years were in NXT (not recently).
8:32 Charlotte's promos have often been said to sound like she's falling down in a cave. WWE's overly scripted promos may make nearly everyone sound robotic but I'm convinced that even if they went back to promos being less restricted she'd still sound as emotionless as she does.
Her promos always sound goofy to me. I remember when she said “I don’t NEED you anymore” to Ric Flair and I couldn’t stop laughing.
She is very very bad on the mic.
@@enigmaskull3495 There's this weird emphasis on certain words. You'd think she was a robot or an alien trying to blend in with people. And despite her whole character being "Ric Flair's daughter who dresses in robes like his, has a remix of his theme, woos like him, chops like he did and does her own version of the Figure Four" she's been complaining in recent interviews about only being seen as his daughter. And WWE's seeming belief that giving her more women's titles than Ric had NWA, WCW and WWF titles will make her better than him isn't helping.
@Ace 06 It's like "I am Charlotte FLAIR. I am THE queen. Why do I SOUND like I am a ROBOT. Error error. System shutdown of the Charlottebot 7000."
This is what happens when you emulate the speech patterns of a rampant sociopath like Mrs. McMahon-Levesque.
What I learned from this video: Adam really hates Furious 7.
It looks like nothing more than a repetitive heist movie spliced with a Hot Wheel commercial to me, but i've been saying that about every movie since the original fast movie 20 years ago,
However, making fun of something doesn't neccessarily mean one HATES it, I I mean I can make fun of Nintendo games for being far more repetitive than Call of Duty, but at the end of the day I still love Nintendo!
@@mageside Yeah, dude, I know he doesn't hate it. I was just exaggerating.
Can't blame him. The Fast and Furious franchise has become more and more absurd and illogical. Should've stopped at 5.
+The Charismatic Gamer 99
*LOL*
@@omarBigOrashid18
But they're still fun.
Commenting before I've even watched so the algorithm is generous to Adam
ALL PRAISE THE ALGORITHM
ADAM: doing the Lord's work...
@@partsFUNknown It aint much, but its honest work
A L L P R A I S E
"That made too much sense. We can't give the fans what they want without adding what we want, and we want Charlotte. I mean, Charlotte's perfect. Why don't fans like Charlotte? She's perfect!"
-The mind of Vince McMahon
The F7 rant made me laugh with Adam going crazy hahhahh
Can you do how wwe should’ve booked Dean Ambrose or how are should book Jon Moxley in the future great video as always Adam
Long story short, they should have gave him the push that Roman got in 2015 and instead wait until 2016 to give Roman his push.
Dean was super over after the shield breakup and should have gotten the rocket strapped to him because it would have been organic. Meanwhile, Roman while still having a lot of potential still needed some time to build his character and ring work.
By pushing Roman too soon too hard in 2015, not only did they rob Dean of his organic connection with the audience but they also kind of fucked roman over because no matter how much he improved the fans weren't gonna have any of it because they're still reminded of when he was wrongly shoved down our throats
@@thepatbackexperience4573 spot on. As a fan of both guys, I hated to see it unfold.
How would adam book the possible Punk vs The Authority feud in 2014 had Punk never left the company
I'd like to see that one
*charolette flair takes a major loss*
"Ric flair would like to know your location"
sorry, when was the last time that happened?
Aww man I wish this had actually happened!
"needlessly combative with its own customers."
wow.
But still accurate
"Don't be a Secky."-Adam, 2020
Becky has a child who goes back in time and is raised by parents who train her to be an Olympic Judo athlete and a UFC Champion and then they headline WrestleMania (with Charlotte) afterwards Ronda's "parents " tell her the truth and she comes back when Becky does to challenge her for year after next's Wrestlemania. They set it up by Becky pointing at the sign but Ronda points at Becky's belly🤯
Alls well until we realize WrestleMania is being held on an island 9 miles southwest of south city on May 12th at 10am
@@bradcarver8127 oh no, the Androids are gonna attack
*PREDESTINATION*
WWE, sign this man please!
The battle of the future takes place in the past.
As a suggestion how wwe should book matt riddle on the main roster following the thatcher vs riddle match
Matt Riddle vs Goldberg at SummerSlam.
@@enigmaskull3495 In my opinion: no. Please no. No more Goldberg. I don't care against who. I don't care if it's built. I don't care if their thing was a work. I never want to see Goldberg wrestle again. His matches suck and, if the reports of him politicking his way into squashing Bray are true, he sucks too. He's 53 years old, he was never good, he hasn't gotten any better, the shine is completely off. He's had some great moments in the past, but he nearly killed Bret Hart when Goldberg was young, now he's old and he nearly did the same to the Undertaker, then almost dropped Bray on his head. Retire Oldberg. Put Riddle in with literally anyone else. Brock, Cena, Orton, Edge, Braun, Roman when he becomes a safe possibility, AJ, Bryan, Seth, maybe CM Punk if the rumours are true, Owens, HHH, even Taker. Much as it kills me because I'm not personally too high on Riddle, give Riddle Undertaker's retirement match and push him to the moon. Literally anyone other than another godforsaken Oldberg match.
Hey, in a vacuum, the police car segment was good.
Everything else before that was a hot mess.
Very Late Reply but I agree 100% reminded me of segments like the dx express destruction and classic stone cold segments.
”What ethnicity is Vin Diesel?!” I died
Nia Jax really needs to go back to get some more training. The past few weeks, the incident where she blew a hole in the side of Becky's face and several other incidents over the years show, she's just not a safe worker.
They're too scared of pissing The Rock off or being accused of fat shaming to do anything about her.
If I were a women's wrestler, I'd flat out refuse to do a storyline with her.
Nia Jax needs to go back in vitro and start her entire life from scratch and even then, with her utter dearth of natural talent, she could only ever become passable at wrestling.
@@unknown-kw3lg I'm training to be a wrestler when quarantine is over and wrestling academies open back up, and there are some stiff workers I'd love to work with, cause I know the matches would be good for me (walter, ishii, goto, etc.) but if I were a woman, I would be terrified of nia jax
i’ve been waiting for the next monthly fantasy booking! JAM THAT JAM
The period between these fantasy booking be too long but they're always worth the weight.
thabo mapitiza yes sir, but, i’m just happy to see plumpy again.
“Down the hatch! Cmon! Cmon ya f***ing bastards!” 😂 I died
I was waiting for Becky to say: "guess who else was in Furious 7?"
"IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLL...."
(Sleeping at 2 AM)
My Mind: FIRST. TIME. EVER.
(Wakes up in a panic)
Book:
-Summerslam 2020
-Kane
-Cesaro as WWE champion
-Brock Lesnar's return
-Love Island 2020
2:22 i love the delivery of that line.
Simple, don't add Charlotte
ADAM: Yes, but we can't fit ads into videos that short
@@partsFUNknown fair
And I’ve found my new favourite Adam line ever. “WE’RE GONNA GET THE LEMONADE”
If they call their daughter Beth, I'm blaming Adam.
I mean, there's nothing wrong with the name Beth, it's just... Half-Becky, Half-Seth? That's inexcusably twee
I'd love it if they actually called her Beth...just not secky tho...just...not...secky
I mean, they could say that they named the child after Beth Phoenix?
(Hindsight being 20/20 and all)
Adam doing "aight imma head out" is lowkey adorable.
4:50 Adam sounds so much like Hugh Laurie in a, a bit of Fry and Laurie sketch
So im not the only one who thinks Charlotte sounds like dory trying to speak whale
god it drives me up the wall. ric flair had charm out the ass cause he spoke quickly, with intensity and charisma, and said witty things. charlotte talks slowly, about how sh'e better than everyone cuse she beats everyone, and has no charisma whatsoever
Charlotte: Ppppppppp-SHERMAN-42 Wallaby Way- SYDNEY.
That's how she'd say it if she was Dory.
Your imitation of Charlotte is the best imitation you've ever done.
Becky vs Charlotte was the best rivalry and feud in the recent years.They could have done the same with Becky vs Ronda but inserting Charlotte into their feud killed it
I get it, Charlotte was already inserted storyline wise. Ronda wanted Charlotte for beating her Kendo stick, Ronda got revenge on both of them by costing them the smackdown title, Charlotte wants revenge on Ronda now. So yeah is already in the storyline. Maybe do a match at Fastlane or something, but Charlotte is the storyline already.
@@leonzaduncan2438 I do get your point but here are my counter arguments.
1)Charlotte never belonged in that TLC match.She had already lost clean to Becky at Evolution.And she lost to Ronda at Survivor Series as well.So she got that title shot for doing nothing kayfabe wise
2)Ronda did cost both Charlotte and Becky.They wanted revenge in kayfabe.But they were Smackdown superstars.And Ronda was a Raw superstar.So winning the royal rumble was their only chance to have a match against Ronda.Both participated in the rumble and Charlotte lost again.That should have been her last chance done.Becky won the rumble and chose Ronda.So it should have been Becky vs Ronda.Charlotte's insertion in the match didnot make any sense.Vince literally came out one week and announced that he was inserting Charlotte into the match
@@nilofarniaz6527 Charlotte storyline wise has legit argument as well, that Becky wasn't in the rumble to begin with and shouldn't be able to win. DQ wins never end storylines
@@leonzaduncan2438 You're forgetting the fact that Charlotte was never supposed to fight at Survivor Series in the first place
@@TheBubbajoe7 Yep and Becky picked her, also originally wasn't supposed to in WM either
I would love to know what goes on inside Adams head it must be weird
COD SHOTZ that would be a scary place.
It makes his hair confused as to what colour it should be
When badass moments happen in these booking videos I get hyped and also “you’re the dumbest bitch on the planet” beautiful 😂
I love how in an attempt to avoid slipping into an Irish accent, Adam seems to devolve to a Yorkshire one instead.
Didn't realize I needed an Adam impression of Charlotte in my life lol. Thanks, mate. You're a legend!
*Here’s the word “authority”*
*Vietnam flashbacks starts to kick in*
Loved it and it’s logical. Also plays off real life circumstances which is the best. This would’ve been much simpler and better than what we got.
Adams “how I would book” segments are the best thing on wrestling UA-cam and you can quote me on it.
Well it’s a close second for me, anytime The NBA Storyteller uploads is a good day
Prizefighter Productions that’s why I said “wrestling UA-cam” lol
OriginalTYPMusic oh oops misread you, sorry
Prizefighter Productions no problem
I remember when you did a video on a certain channel about how you'd have booked the Nexus so how about how you would have booked The Corre as a proper challenge
I second this. Those men were onto something
You booked something good and made it perfect. Classic Adam.
He’s so genuinely good at booking AND entertaining as he does it. He is passionate, he cares, he loves the product and I really wish he would be on WWE’s Creative Team. I guarantee NOT A SINGLE PERSON on the creative team is this enthusiastic when pitching ideas.
Read this in the WT magazine, simple and straight forward, just how it should’ve been. Great booking as usual Adam
+Connor Darbyshire
#FACTS
Genuinely one of the funniest of these videos you've made I love it
“I sound like I’m talking underwater” yep. I will never understand why people think she sounds like a great natural promo. Even her “Woo” sounds scripted and unnatural.
She talks like an alien wearing human skin and trying to blend in.
That point A to B portion had me on the floor laughing my ass off while being utterly confused.
You should book the Ending of the Shield in 2019, Moxley / Ambrose leaving the company
Every single one of your videos gives me at least one solid laugh out loud moment. I'm so glad to have you back.
What no "Becky on crutches for 2 months"? Rookie booking mistake that, mate.
Adam,
Glad to see you back on UA-cam! Love your fantasy bookings!
You should book the age of orton
“You should have killed me Ronnie.” is such a great line, and now we will never get to see it.
It would be nice to live in the universe where Plumpy wrote the storylines for WWE. I assume Vince would be retired in that timeline, and we’d be able to go outside because President Sanders has everything under control, and we’d all be listening to the new collaboration album by Bowie and Prince, and Carrie Fisher would have accepted an Oscar for her final performance as Leia... but Abed didn’t catch the die. Instead, Jeff rolled a four, Troy went to get the pizza, and here we are.
We truly are in the worst timeline
1. I've been waiting for this one!!
2. *Skip to **6:41*
3. Despite the end result being great, the lead-up was convoluted AF.
4. (15:04-15:17)
*LOL*
5. Next suggestion....
*How Adam Would've Booked: Sasha Banks vs. Bayley*
Why skip it, though?
Ain't no genius alive who could save a feud between two thimble-deep characters.
@@dokuganryu1565
If you wanna get straight to the fantasy booking.
@@1krani
Huh?
@@thealjohnsonshow2188
Sasha and Bailey? You know, the two weakest links on the main women's roster?
"Needlessly combative with their own customers" brilliant
First minute of the video and adam managed to entertain me more than Charlotte ever did in her main roster career
"I have never seen a company more needlessly combative with its customers outside of the telecoms industry" is a real gem.
My favorite part is Asuka keeping the Smackdown Women's Championship.
« Point B got fired for a bit. » Don't ask why but that line always gets me. 😂
Do how Adam would book the undisputed era main roster invasion.
Have not been in a good headspace these past couple of days, so a nice fun fantasy booking video is just what the doctor ordered! Hope you all are staying safe!
C'mon, Adam. The accent can't be resisted.
“We have the T-shirts ready” is a great line that shows WWE’s true intentions. They don’t care about putting on a great show or match, all they want is money. They squander their roster, which is insanely good to the point of being unfair, and just rely on bad cliches and only one or two being important. The reason the Attitude Era was so good was because everyone at least had a realistic path to a title. WWE is trash. Charlotte is a bad promo
I would have had Lana say to Becky "Thank you for winning the Rumble for me" as in Becky took Lana's place. Becky is so confident, she puts the title match on the line on RAW only to squash Lana in under 60 seconds, because of course that would happen. Charlotte uses that to get Becky to agree to the match at Elimination Chambe
Excellent as always. Though I will say, when you started to said "crushed" I suddenly had biker Vince flashbacks for some reason.
"We're a bit tired of Charlotte, someone else"
I'm literally saying that every week now, as charlotte appears on every show. RAW NXT and smackdown 🤦♂️
I've been at that point for literal years now at this point. I've been tired of her since her feud with Sasha.
That promo where she said "People want to see more of Charlotte Flair." No. We don't want to see more of her. We don't even want to see less of her. We don't want to see any of her.
We've been tired of Charlotte since before any of us were born
Key takeaways from this video:
That lemonade analogy. It was brilliant.
Just don't put Charlotte.
Adam absolutely loathes the Fast & the Furious series, at least the latter movies, probably. Absolutely hilarious, though.
Such a fun rebooking, Adam! Loved it.
Suggestions:
How WWE Should Have Booked Cesaro After WrestleMania XXX.
How WWE Should Have Booked Dean Ambrose's Heel Turn in 2018.
Please do these as fast as you can. I love them
I like this booking although I would have done the main event of Mania 35 differently, and to do so we have to go all the way back to Wrestlemania 34 and the match between Asuka Vs Charlotte, with Asuka winning the title.
Thus as the year rolls on and after Ronda wins the title, we see that on the build up to Survivor Series we see the two champions stare each other down, both undefeated, both relishing the challenge. However instead of Champion Vs Champion, have a Raw woman challenge for the Smackdown women’s championship and vice-versa.
Keep the build up mostly similar until the Royal Rumble match with Becky Vs Asuka were instead of Asuka tapping Becky out, Becky refuses to tap and she passes into unconsciousness, Stone Cold style.
After the Royal Rumble, both Asuka and Ronda are clear that they wish to face each other at Mania, but Becky intervenes and her inability to stay down and winning the Rumble ensures that she is going to prove she is The Man of the women’s division, thus making it Ronda Vs Asuka Vs Becky. Because just imagine the hype that would build if Asuka’s undefeated streak continued throughout the entire year with her as champion. The baddest woman on the planet Vs The undefeated Empress of Tomorrow Vs The Man would be a total tantalising prospect. Also if Becky were to win this match, not only do you have her beating Ronda, but being the one to end a massive three year long streak for Asuka and an immediate feud to enter into after Mania.
that's brilliant. ronda v asuka is a singles feud I would love to see for the matches alone, it is a much better way to end asuka's streak, as she has a storyline set up afterwards (even if it would maybe feel a bit disappointing in the moment if she wasn't pinned or submitted). only thing I'd mention is, people would be slightly annoyed by the result whoever becky beats, cause if asuka takes the fall, ronda would stay un-pinned-or-submittted, while if ronda did, then people would be upset about asuka's streak ending that way (even though I wouldn't cause anything is better than her losing to charlotte then hugging it out like it wasn't a big deal)
1:10 I burst out laughing at Smooth Pete on a baby's body. Screw you Adam but never change 😂
No matter how much depression hits, the cynical unique humor from Adam always gets me laughing so much that my mum send me downstairs cause I'm too loud xD
Am I the only one after watching this that wants to try Adam's Appleade with lemon in there some where after watching this?
The way you booked it, should have been how it went down. I’d pay top dollar for that. Jam that jam indeed.
I honestly forgotten she was in Fast and Furious 7...thank you for reminding me XD lol
Oh come on. The backstage brawl between Becky, Charlotte, and Ronda with the police car was the best, and funniest, part of their feud. 😂
The police cars bit was one of the best moments in recent history.
Nicely done. Good to see you using a strange concept of logic in your pro wrestling ideas. Now, how soon to the Jam That Jam t-shirt? #JamThatJam.
ADAM: Working on it
Such a great booking! The ending is one that could make you shed a tear of joy seeing Becky finally triumpt over Ronda holding the belt. Especially if you remember the story she's told about how she said to a very supportive friend when she joined WWE her dream was to main event Wrestlemania. Said friend responded with, "It's nice to dream big, but be a bit realistic." and look how far Becky went.
HOLY CRAP IT'S ADAM BLAMPIED! WITH MORE FANTASY BOOKING! PRAISE THE LORD I'VE MISSED YOU 🙏❤️
Honestly in love with Adam's bookings from WhatCulture you don't get how ecstatic I am to find out he's doing more here 🙏
This has made my day and its only half 1 in the morning