Unironically, " This guy is a walfrus, he's just going AAAH in the middle of his rhymes like he's tired of his performance" and "This guy's wearing baby blue, imma leave you in the water like the Navy's do" are decent lines
Wtf does leave you in the water like the navy do, like is he in the navy and they just make him abandon ship? Or is he fighting the navy and they’re just like oh I’m going to leave you now.
@@dylanthony1 I think he means it like if the navy sinks a ship it gets left in the water, so in short he’s saying that he’s gonna kill him with his lines i supposse BUT It’s also a play on words, because he said that viperc is wearing baby blue and navy is a shade of blue and a very dark one, so kinda the opposite of baby blue
@Average MF DOOM enjoyer A fellow DOOM fan, it hurts to see rhyming this bad while DOOM is one of the best ryhmers ever. Sidenote, what's your favorite DOOM song?
@@comradejosephstalinoftheus8698 there's so many to choose from, it could go from i wonder to All Caps to Figaro to space hos to avalanche to doomsday to Gazillion ear so my point is every doom verse is better than the raping on this video. And what's your favorite?
@@comradejosephstalinoftheus8698 and i think it's easier picking my favorite MF DOOM albums so my top 3 would be: 1. Madvillany 2. MM...FOOD 3. The Mouse & The Mask So what are your top 3?
@Average MF DOOM enjoyer Wow, no one ever mentions I Wonder, that's one of DOOM'S best beats. My favorite DOOM songs are Rhinestone Cowboy, Rapp Snitch Knishes, I Hear Voices, Raid, Fazers, Doomsday, and Curls, there are so many others though. Albums ranked would probably be: #1 Madvillainy (My favorite album of all time), #2 MM FOOD, #3 Take Me to Your Leader.
The first guy killed it with his confidence and laughing at his own mistakes. That being said he’d be absolutely destroyed by anyone with an ounce of talent lmao
The strength of the first guy is that he can roll with his mistakes. He laughs it off when he misses a rhyme, and the crowd laughs with him. Unlike the second guy, who just...chokes
@@j3in725 colorized joke kinda gets ruined if it doesn't really make sense for the era, no reason for it not to be in color in 1990 if you get what I'm saying.
Atleast the other guy knew when he messed up, dude made me laugh because of his nervous laugther and him realising mid-sentence how dumb some of the things he is saying are, viper shouldve quit while he still had a tiny bit of street cred left in hm smh my head
At least these guys are having some fun, despite not being very good. Well, at least until Viper C starts rapping. I just realized two months later that the "Puzzles in his hat" thing was a shot at Viper C's hat with the puzzle pieces.
Crazy seeing his content 4 years ago and realizing the new camera on Charlie only started within the last 2-3 years. This video feels more like LSD emulator or Facade than his new content
ThaVrisco I have to agree with him on that. My sack has been a great inspiration to me. I've tried to credit it more often, but doing that gets me disqualified from most events.
It's actually very intelligent on his side. He proceeds to defend his identity from all surrounding menaces, to which his philosophical (and *reactive* ) genius immediately responds, as to demonstrate that not even Viper C can get at Viper C. This man is truly untouchable.
“You’re not a girl. No, you are a girl!”
Bars.
Facts 😂
His dumb ass face lol
Lyrical genius.. lmao 😂😅😭🤣
Flawless implementation of a correctio. His english teacher would be proud.
5/5 on stylistic devices.
BARS*!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can't mess with me, I'm too
*five second pause*
reactive.
PiercePlays the irony
I felt like he was about to say “im too wack kid”
aydowon I love this comment so much
HAHA
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless........................
This is how soundcloud rappers feel like when they rhyme "yeah" with "yeah"
Im sending this ss to the exact guy u mentioned lol
Lol that just reminded me of usher actually
😂😂😂
"Your cat is whack"
This was the line that ended it all for Viper C. He couldn't recover from that.
That was kinda uncalled for tho ngl, like bruh 😥 tf his cat do
i think he said "This cat (yrb) is wack.
I slap a cat, this cat is whack
When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object
Perfect
#relatablelmaowhenyoufindanimmovableforce
(420th like btw)
when a stoppable force meets a movable object. FTFY
@The Don facts
Lolllll
I can't wait to hear their singles "As a Matter of Fact" and "I Don't Even Know"
Fish a Fish 😂😂
_I don't even know_ is just one shitty verse and then dead silence for the next 3-4 minutes.
ThaVrisco the soundtrack to my life
don't forget YRB's chart topping single, "I Fucked Up."
when he says as a matter fact its a filler line all rap battlers and freestylers use them
Moist: I have no idea what he meant by "he got puzzles in his hat"
Viper C: *literally has puzzles in his hat*
Seriously....Viper didn't do that bad. I don't get what he's making fun of......
@@WTWAK for being socially awkward
@@keen283 Ye but at least his lines weren't just "Ur gay" and "Yo Mama Fat."
XDDDD
@@arshadzaidi4667 yea he didnt even have any lines, something is better then nothing.
10:24 he even tried to squeeze in a "as a matter of fact" in there.
As a matter of f-TIME
Viper c's 2pac and biggie influence might have come by the fact that he got murdered
aidan rezvani lol
underrated holy shit
ayyyy
Lmfao savage!
COME ON YOU MONSTERS!!! Get this to 666 likes... do your part for The Dark Lord!!!
"you'r not a girl, no.. y.. you are a girl"
*LYRICAL GENIUS*
LOL
Lyrical Genius with that large, energized penis
LYRICAL GENIUS LEVEL :
LIL PUMP
The master of RAPZ
Lyrical Expertise
It was pretty funny though
Unironically, " This guy is a walfrus, he's just going AAAH in the middle of his rhymes like he's tired of his performance" and "This guy's wearing baby blue, imma leave you in the water like the Navy's do" are decent lines
fr he can actually kinda spit
@@drac149 om bro on the left was actually ight
Yrb was genuinely good
Wtf does leave you in the water like the navy do, like is he in the navy and they just make him abandon ship? Or is he fighting the navy and they’re just like oh I’m going to leave you now.
@@dylanthony1 I think he means it like if the navy sinks a ship it gets left in the water, so in short he’s saying that he’s gonna kill him with his lines i supposse
BUT
It’s also a play on words, because he said that viperc is wearing baby blue and navy is a shade of blue and a very dark one, so kinda the opposite of baby blue
7:15 a random guy just saved his rap? This is borderline...uh...reactive
A white guy too no less
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 *eminem enters the chat*
It's sad
You can't step to me I'm too...reactive.
Yrb
influence: H I S S A C K
brutalistic - *H I S S A C K.*
Your profile pic is so random but I love it haha. Is Lego Batman a favorite game of yours?
His sack is not a very good influence
Can't wait for YRB's new album "Oops, I fucked up"
Brutal
AS A MATTER OF FACT
But I will say this:
I tried to swipe that mustache off my screen
@@randomthings6977 that's not a mustache, that's a fuckin...?
*adjusts hat*
AS A MATTER OF FACT
@@13_faces yeah... THAT'S what it is
"You ain't a goon you just a bean"
-Albert Einstein
@Average MF DOOM enjoyer
A fellow DOOM fan, it hurts to see rhyming this bad while DOOM is one of the best ryhmers ever. Sidenote, what's your favorite DOOM song?
@@comradejosephstalinoftheus8698 there's so many to choose from, it could go from i wonder to All Caps to Figaro to space hos to avalanche to doomsday to Gazillion ear so my point is every doom verse is better than the raping on this video. And what's your favorite?
@@comradejosephstalinoftheus8698 and i think it's easier picking my favorite MF DOOM albums so my top 3 would be:
1. Madvillany
2. MM...FOOD
3. The Mouse & The Mask
So what are your top 3?
@Average MF DOOM enjoyer
Wow, no one ever mentions I Wonder, that's one of DOOM'S best beats. My favorite DOOM songs are Rhinestone Cowboy, Rapp Snitch Knishes, I Hear Voices, Raid, Fazers, Doomsday, and Curls, there are so many others though. Albums ranked would probably be: #1 Madvillainy (My favorite album of all time), #2 MM FOOD, #3 Take Me to Your Leader.
I think I found my senior quote, absolute poetry.
"I can't even touch my lines" - Viper C.
the whole rapping battle was either
"Asa matta uh fact"
or
"Ion even know"
I wasn’t offensive back then in 2007-2012 when this was uploaded
@@thinboilucas7719 but you are now?
I meant it
Lmao!!!!
@N-word Surfer imagine being this anal about two kids calling each other gay
he opens his mouth but the words wont come out
hes knees were probably weak too
Arms pretty heavy
His choking now
He opens his mouth but the pubic hairs won't come out
@@hiss8276 LOL
I love how the right guy is rap battling against himself
All of his rhymes are centered around “as a matta of fact”
"I'm too...reactive"
Ok hydrogen
HaHahahAHAHAHAHA that part came on right as I read your comment!!!
Sim Dude nigga said I'm too reactive 😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂
I laughed too hard at this comment
Sim Dude Im just ....... woodstuck “/
"As a matter of fact, I slap a cat. This cat is wack."
lyrical god
Apo Rodless as a matter or fact he only said it a 1000. Times
GoopHug Kendric Lamar who?
well cats DO like to be slapped
top 2 people eminem wont diss
They suck so much 😂
You're not a girl.
Wait.....
*YOU ARE A GIRL!*
AS A MATTA FACT
*adjusts hat*
That rhymed 🔥
I don't even know...
*forgets how to flow*
*tips cap*
*Neck vein flares out*
Yo
"First of all, I'm not a rapper"
The Industrious S I K E
THATS THA WRONG NUMBAH
"I keep flowing" just quits rapping
"As a matter of fact, you're a gay MC! I bet you have pubic hairs!" - Someone better than Eminem for sure
"You're not a girl...no....you are a girl"
Lyrical genius
Yo fuck it, his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
AShamefurDispray lotsa spaghetti
AShamefurDispray there's vomit on my sweater mom's spaghetti.
junk rat primed and ready
Like mom's spaghetti
AShamefurDispray there's vomit on his spaghetti already
The first guy killed it with his confidence and laughing at his own mistakes. That being said he’d be absolutely destroyed by anyone with an ounce of talent lmao
"Your cat is wack" was just to fucking far
Yeah that pissed me off. No need for that kind of hate
Men of African decent be like
Alcendence yes
Alcendence
"decent"
Alcendence doesnt add the "..."
all men are of african descent
thom williamsonn you fell for the meme
The strength of the first guy is that he can roll with his mistakes. He laughs it off when he misses a rhyme, and the crowd laughs with him. Unlike the second guy, who just...chokes
letthebabylickyou true QwQ
Being socially awkward is only cute in movies with the halo effect, because they're always unbelievably attractive for their characters.
Saki McGee the first guy can at least rhyme well. he uses multiple syllables in his rhymes.
+vice2vursa You honestly think these schoolyard playground tier rhymes are somewhat good?
*AS A MATTER OF FACT,* I have to admit, I did love the flow he got going at the backpack bit, and the Pichu line got a chuckle out of me.
“I dunno I’m just..wood stuck”
Viper is a lyrical god
One of the bars of all time in my opinion 👌
“As a matter of fact.”
- Confucious 2017
When the special ed class gets turnt
“Damn... he didn’t even stutter” 💀
Someone give this guy a award
Made my day lmao
I'm weakkkkkkk
Lol hate hate hate hate
“You ain’t a goon you just a bean”
That is my favourite line I’ve ever heard in my life
Looking forward to using this on a random dude passing on the street
I think he said fiend
But killer bean is a goon
he said fiend
getting it tattooed💅
11:40 that guys face is priceless
Man viper so disappointed in himself.
It's sad to see couples fighting like this
Metal Music Mania best comment right here
Metal Music Mania ahaha
This guy must be JK Rowling in disguise
"As a matter of fact, this guy is a Girl!"
This video is actually making me cringe
AS A MATTER OF FACT, THIS MAN LIKES MEN
Mulan, 1998
and gay dont forget gay
To be fair to this guy, JK actually isn't a big fan of that concept
He set himself up perfectly to rhyme vasectomy and just loses it to "I don't even know"
Lol I thought the same. Said "vasectomy!" after whatever he said but then.. Disappointment
Every "As a matta a fact" he adjusts his hat
"Like Drake and..... Drake"
Ben Rolfe Only rapper in the game.
Big Meanie rappers
what ever Excuse my autism.
Big Meanie nah man it's cool
mine also kicks in once in a while
He also meant drake bell, duh
Pharrell Williams and Snoop Dogg rap battle (1990, remastered)
@Deming High's Most Wanted Actually the 1st guy looks like a mix of both Pharrell & Chad. With a bit/hint of Ilajide which is a good thing.
loll
(Colorized)
@@j3in725 colorized joke kinda gets ruined if it doesn't really make sense for the era, no reason for it not to be in color in 1990 if you get what I'm saying.
This rap battle is from 2008 I think
at least Rat and his boys are having fun, Viper is depressing to watch lol
"Dude's got puzzles in his hat."
The sad thing is that Critikal's joke raps are way better then these cringefests
Its actually so sad
At least the asian kid is kinda amusing instead of the other kid stumbling over his bullshit
Yellow rat bastard is a lyrical legend please don’t disrespect him like this
When does Critikal rap?
Fucking Cav
"This cat is wack, I'll break you and that's a fact like snap(uh what) - puzzle yankee cat
-As a matter of fact
-yo...
*ｆａｇｇｏｔ ｂｉｔｃｈ*
Just made me L O L
And that’s a fact like a Snapple cap, actually pretty good
Omg this comment section is killing me 🤣🤣🤣
Lyrical Genius
He said Snapple cap
When are rap battles NOT cringey
Bandit
When they're performed by professionals.
Bandit soul khan rap battles
Cool profile picture.
supa hot fire is a pretty good rap battler
supa hot fire is a pretty good rap battler
This dudes commentation makes it sooooo much better
How dare u say this dude this is jesus
Bro I'm so glad I found this channel I haven't laughed this hard in a long time 💀
"influence: his sack" game over
Lmfaooooo
Oh no bro
His elbow
Me: ”Mom can we buy 8 Mile?”
Mom: “No we have 8 mile at home”
8 Mile at home:
Killer Gaming - Out here stealing comments I see.
Feels like dejavu
@@westnile21 with the amount of fans Charlie has, comment stealing should be expected.
Who the fuck wants to watch 8 mile when you have this gold.
Viper C pulled a Papa Doc
Truly one of the TOP 10 best Charlie videos.
U are the funniest guy I ever met..checking your channel out everyday just to get a laugh lmao
Your teeth are like...
*looks at ground*
wood chucks.
wood *fuck*
_wood trucks_
Wood stuck
You ‘Would suck for hood bucks’
@@hageneck7643 Could git fucked.
This is an ultimate test of how long I can last without cringing to death. I might not survive
IT HURTS
*SOMEONE FUCKING KILL ME*
We made it to the other side and we're stronger because of it
Trying not to cringe watching this video is basically a final boss in a video game.
YOU'RE ALL SHITCOCKS
I like how out of all the rap battles on this channel this is unironically the best one
I love how he states things matter-of-factly. Bright young man. Exquisite game. For sure a future in the rap arena.
"I don't even know what I'm trying to say" what a line, that'll win any battle
MasterSkywalker that won the civil war
fuck your comment made me spit cereal all over my keyboard
A S A M A T T E R O F F A C T
fr lmao
What does AMATTEROFFACT mean
Hmmmmm 🤨
This was the first vid i saw from Charlie years ago became a fan instantly.
i come back to this masterpiece yearly. it is my duty to continue this pilgrimmage
I like how Charlie just calls both of them Viper C
Hahahaha, true
Slim daddy scrotum
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I'll electrify the crowd like Pichu."
Okay, that line got a laugh out of me.
@ShermStick more like cumstick
ShermStick no u
Funny how Pichu Mostly Electrifies himself
OK what did shermstick said?
Didn't pichu hurt himself when he used electric attacks?
This is the best channel on UA-cam . I am convinced .
Atleast the other guy knew when he messed up, dude made me laugh because of his nervous laugther and him realising mid-sentence how dumb some of the things he is saying are, viper shouldve quit while he still had a tiny bit of street cred left in hm smh my head
Viper: *Stutters in silence*
YRB: "AS A MATTER OF FACT..."
Viper C: "I don't even know"
"you can't mess with me im too.......... reactive" i don't even dare to step inside that madman mind
dont forget how he accidentally insults himself later on
8:35 this man battling himself now...also look at the white shirt dude's reaction when he said that lol.
Yo 2:59 had me dying 🤣🤣🤣 lmao the hardest i have laughed all week
*LYRICAL GENIUS*
*AS A MATTER OF FACT*
*AND REPEATING RHYMES ABOUT HIS OPPONENT BEING A GIRL OR GAY*
"You are a lesbian"
YRB: " As a matter fact "
*I get a flashback of Snipes*
*BUT* lemme just say this
i could give two fucks
And cause external bleeding
Rofl y'all
@@fantasy9994 I like to get close and personal, with a razor sharp object
At least these guys are having some fun, despite not being very good.
Well, at least until Viper C starts rapping.
I just realized two months later that the "Puzzles in his hat" thing was a shot at Viper C's hat with the puzzle pieces.
7 years later and this rap battle is still fire
Viper C just lost automatically. Not even because he was bad, he lost for insulting the Master of Rap, Parappa the Rapper
Hi 8
The greatest MC known to man.
@@user-zu5qx4xg6h master of ceremonies
@XJ Luke Some of em for sure
viperc “your teeth are a woodchuck”
yrb “you called me a beaver but...”
From Starlight To Sunrise I would have said how much chuck would a woodchuck chuck if a wood could chuck some wood
This sounds like when my mind while i'm falling asleep with the level of absurdity.
Crazy seeing his content 4 years ago and realizing the new camera on Charlie only started within the last 2-3 years. This video feels more like LSD emulator or Facade than his new content
OMG why did that second guy enter a rap battle and not have anything... HOLY SHIT
Revstarallstar stagefright probably. Not a funny comment, but that's most likely what happened... Not that that groups rap game was top to begin with
Lol true but you can only fail so hard and he passed that line g haha
His influence is his sack apparently
ThaVrisco I have to agree with him on that. My sack has been a great inspiration to me. I've tried to credit it more often, but doing that gets me disqualified from most events.
ThaVrisco no thats the other one, his influence is biggie n pac
as a matter of fact
as a matter of fact
as a matter of fact
kirbob But, let me just say this...
Ur mom fat
You can’t step to me
You can’t step to me
You can’t step to me
Yo you can’t even
.
Step to me
*two minute pause*
I don’t even know
I don’t even know
I don’t even
I can’t even
I keep coming back to this
ViperC’s bars were so damn self-deprecating
Viper constantly letting his opponent know he doesn't think he can step to him, but then freezes immediately after
D Rodriguez next level mind fuck tactics
It's actually very intelligent on his side. He proceeds to defend his identity from all surrounding menaces, to which his philosophical (and *reactive* ) genius immediately responds, as to demonstrate that not even Viper C can get at Viper C. This man is truly untouchable.
"you aint a goon, you just a bean" what
Killer Bean
Severe discrimination against bean people. I'll make sure Mr Bean hears about this.
@@RoyalGuard4619 Lol
Bars from a true rapper
It's clear you have study literature a bit more
The second guy is me trying to improvise a speech for my English class when I didn’t do my hw
🤣🤣🤣 you're commentary is on point
we all get woodstuck sometimes
Well fuck
Well bleach helpz will wiff that
And my teeth are wood fucked ;(
LOOOOL
BAHAHAHAH
Crit1kal is the most sarcastic 5"6 man I know
With a solid 5 incher finisher
Five inch 6 cm . Hmm
Noice
Then u havnt met me
@@flex_flows 6.5 inch eel
Solid gold, gentlemen. Solid gold.
Ngl this video brought back some bitter sweet memories of me and the bois rap battling thinking we were spitting bars 😂😂
10 years later it's more hilarious that someone found this and made a commentary on it. Welp I dance now I leave the rapping to the mumble rappers lol
Are you the dude from this video? What a fucking legend
I can't fucking believe it's you. I have to alert the authorities.
Consider me a fan
wow...
Nigga that shit was wack
“I run out of lines”
What lines did he run out of
Coke lines
The lines on his brain
Chalk dust?
Maxamillianmus pfp😑
@@juicyfruitt7893 this was a pfp used before MaxillianMus I believe
The rapping parts of the video feel like they go on for years.
That pause was actually a clever style in which you are forced to reflect on your current path in life
You can measure the cringe in metric tons.
Trash Bag lmaoo
Imperial for life, Boi
YRB's neck is almost as long as Viper C's awkward pauses.
Never had a long laugh like this in a while
11:39 that dude in the brown polo in the back looking at viper like what de fuq