Creepy Rapper

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  • Опубліковано 9 тра 2017
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  • @ye4272
    @ye4272 3 роки тому +6299

    “Let me just say this”
    *proceeds to state every crime*

    • @imshaunnurse
      @imshaunnurse 3 роки тому +125

      This is the funniest comment on this video

    • @joreiaq
      @joreiaq 3 роки тому +23

      @@imshaunnurse f-f-facts

    • @OGWonkavisionHD
      @OGWonkavisionHD 2 роки тому +6

      The Jeff Sokol from to catch a predator should battle...

    • @Artobacco
      @Artobacco 2 роки тому +34

      Why does he ask for permission to say something he acts like the other guy has him at gun point but in reality he other guy probably fell asleep in a fucking port-a-potty out back

    • @deaddoodlepool963
      @deaddoodlepool963 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Hutt387
    @Hutt387 4 роки тому +4284

    “But let me just say this...”
    *recites a serial killer confession tape*

  • @walterwhite-xanzz
    @walterwhite-xanzz 10 місяців тому +5058

    charlie was far before his time

    • @arand0mguy
      @arand0mguy 10 місяців тому +295

      everyone knew about this video before tik tok

    • @_.trollium._
      @_.trollium._ 10 місяців тому +39

      ​@@arand0mguynot me

    • @jessejose8495
      @jessejose8495 10 місяців тому +115

      @@arand0mguydawg who’s everyone😭

    • @VersedYT
      @VersedYT 10 місяців тому +4

      @@arand0mguyfr 💀

    • @sirfroze
      @sirfroze 10 місяців тому +6

      @@jessejose8495 me

  • @musicforlyfe1
    @musicforlyfe1 Рік тому +2254

    Snipes is actually a lyrical genius, in his opening line he says "sorry little kids, but im a kill a clown today" this verse is a double entendre referring to himself a killer clown (something kids are afraid of) and saying he will kill a clown (calling his adversary a clown)

    • @Nausea_MsE
      @Nausea_MsE Рік тому +284

      I bet he didn’t even think that much into it 💀

    • @dakota6050
      @dakota6050 10 місяців тому +123

      Average genius lyric

    • @hmmmhru5408
      @hmmmhru5408 10 місяців тому +11

      😱😱😱😱

    • @Decky420
      @Decky420 10 місяців тому +37

      Double entendre hahaha it actually is a hard bar

    • @MinorDucklin
      @MinorDucklin 10 місяців тому +78

      Triple entendre if you consider that kids have clowns at their birthday parties, so he is apologizing to the kids for killing it.

  • @lapotato9140
    @lapotato9140 7 років тому +2751

    _and let me just say this_

  • @dreamdesk7258
    @dreamdesk7258 3 роки тому +3639

    Snipes is literally just threatening this mans well being

    • @Doge-uv2gt
      @Doge-uv2gt 3 роки тому +94

      They are all literally planning a way to run at 4:38. Look at them all looking at their right.

    • @dreamdesk7258
      @dreamdesk7258 3 роки тому +19

      Doge they know what’s about to go down

    • @youraveragefan6953
      @youraveragefan6953 3 роки тому +13

      And 2Shae was just calling Snipes gay.

    • @montreauxmerlot9664
      @montreauxmerlot9664 3 роки тому +4

      Now let me say this...

    • @jakobmiller8020
      @jakobmiller8020 3 роки тому +1

      Welcome to roast battles my friend

  • @Aimeguns
    @Aimeguns 10 місяців тому +1027

    Who would've known that this would be a famous sound today 💀

    • @christophernoble76
      @christophernoble76 10 місяців тому +34

      fr, i saw it 6yrs ago and the other day my brother randomly sent me so many snipes videos

    • @pitzakid993
      @pitzakid993 10 місяців тому

      me

    • @nitonardo
      @nitonardo 10 місяців тому +7

      it was already famous just got 10x famous

    • @Debilm4nzs-zu9bc
      @Debilm4nzs-zu9bc 9 місяців тому +22

      It already was famous, but the internet is just a flat circle and we've come back around

    • @Waterdog553
      @Waterdog553 9 місяців тому

      wdym

  • @jayjay-ke4cb
    @jayjay-ke4cb 10 місяців тому +599

    i’m sorry little kids, but i’m a killer clown today 😈

    • @silburrrrdurrr
      @silburrrrdurrr 10 місяців тому +106

      i could say bullets are gonna spray, im from brooklyn, that’s alright. 😈

    • @jetle
      @jetle 10 місяців тому +64

      @@silburrrrdurrr but, lemme just say i like, to get close and personal…… with a razer sharp object 😈

    • @sigzyarchive1223
      @sigzyarchive1223 10 місяців тому +31

      @@jetlebut im not gonna stab you in the heart 😈

    • @spiderduckpig
      @spiderduckpig 7 місяців тому +2

      That's actually a dope line, that's probably the only one he could remember from what he wrote down

    • @df0682
      @df0682 6 місяців тому

      I'm gonna touch you where shouldn't be touched.👿

  • @Poopenheiner
    @Poopenheiner 3 роки тому +4780

    I think he confused the term “Rap Battle” with the similar sounding “detailed death threat”

  • @emmakise5182
    @emmakise5182 3 роки тому +3169

    first guy: sarah sells seashells by the seashore
    snipes: *l e t m e j u s t s a y t h i s , i w i l l m a s s a c r e t h i s w h o l e c r o w d*

  • @IluvRRsws
    @IluvRRsws 10 місяців тому +32

    I'm from Brooklyn, That's alright

  • @acid3343
    @acid3343 10 місяців тому +255

    Came back to this cuz it was getting popular on tiktok 💀

    • @whossp
      @whossp 10 місяців тому +4

      same😭

    • @felipe-ph5vs
      @felipe-ph5vs 10 місяців тому +15

      im sorry little kids

    • @sneery9677
      @sneery9677 10 місяців тому +8

      im from brooklyn, thats alright

    • @masonsdungeon3754
      @masonsdungeon3754 10 місяців тому +4

      @@sneery9677but let me jus say this 🔥🔥🔥💯

    • @dr5759
      @dr5759 10 місяців тому +1

      @@masonsdungeon3754I’m a killa clown today

  • @jackpreston2533
    @jackpreston2533 4 роки тому +27412

    If monster energy drink was a community

    • @AnimeProfilePicture
      @AnimeProfilePicture 4 роки тому +721

      This is the most perfect example

    • @panama2468
      @panama2468 4 роки тому +547

      A murder of kyles

    • @evanswiatkowski8289
      @evanswiatkowski8289 4 роки тому +715

      When there’s literally a guy in the back who’s wearing a monster shirt

    • @faye_isc
      @faye_isc 4 роки тому +51

      a knockoff lmao

    • @RES61527
      @RES61527 4 роки тому +14

      😂😂😂

  • @Thetopnoobpro
    @Thetopnoobpro 3 роки тому +5466

    He can’t rap so he tries to roast but he can’t roast so he threatens but he can’t threaten so he makes up stuff but he can’t make up stuff so his brain shuts down.

    • @ELJOEY420
      @ELJOEY420 3 роки тому +232

      Best analysis of this video

    • @geoxeph_clips
      @geoxeph_clips 3 роки тому +89

      100% DEAD ACCURATE !!!

    • @Feelingfruity
      @Feelingfruity 3 роки тому +42

      Omg. This comment made my day. Thanx 4 the laugh 😆

    • @louisupton3740
      @louisupton3740 3 роки тому +14

      Jesus Christ died for our sin s,turn from sin and congress he's lord.and you'll be saved

    • @jonh6912
      @jonh6912 3 роки тому +6

      👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @filiperosa7496
    @filiperosa7496 Рік тому +103

    after 3 years, I can finish this video without dying of embarrassment, but the sequels will be with me forever

  • @TyrantInShades
    @TyrantInShades Рік тому +157

    I can't remember the last time I was embarrassed by something or someone, so I'm thankful to this video for allowing me to experience that feeling secondhand.

  • @digidragon2876
    @digidragon2876 4 роки тому +4296

    Snipe sounds like he was reading an autopsy report.

  • @kentucky_ken
    @kentucky_ken 4 роки тому +5132

    Kid: Mom can we watch 8 mile?
    Mom: We have 8 Mile at home.
    8 Mile at home:

    • @finnmahendran4367
      @finnmahendran4367 3 роки тому +382

      8 kilometres

    • @santatirado2973
      @santatirado2973 3 роки тому +48

      Finn Mahendran I just laughed harder than I should’ve at that 😂

    • @huh9490
      @huh9490 3 роки тому +31

      @@finnmahendran4367 I'm dead jesus that was good

    • @NEECHEE
      @NEECHEE 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao

    • @Kadoworldjah
      @Kadoworldjah 3 роки тому +5

      😂😂 deadass

  • @ayifee
    @ayifee 10 місяців тому +61

    6 years ahead of his time

  • @jamaljone868
    @jamaljone868 10 місяців тому +73

    Snipes was way ahead of his time

  • @jamiemawer6868
    @jamiemawer6868 3 роки тому +2868

    “Let me just say this”
    Proceeds to break Geneva convention

  • @lonnieg2055
    @lonnieg2055 4 роки тому +18037

    It sounds like Snipes is trying his hardest not to rhyme.

    • @tracealyea5841
      @tracealyea5841 4 роки тому +230

      Lonnise Graham this should have way more likes. I died 😂😂

    • @johnkoepke4807
      @johnkoepke4807 4 роки тому +546

      Yes. Snipes sounds like he really is doing his best not to rhyme. For the first 30 seconds I thought he was trolling. Then I realized maybe he might be special? I couldn't finish the vid. I had to turn it off. I could feel my shoulders raise and my jaw clinch because I was literally cringing.

    • @ahnrho
      @ahnrho 4 роки тому +22

      Hey Zim.

    • @Chrisisplays
      @Chrisisplays 4 роки тому +54

      It sounds like he's not even trying, but like he already mastered the skill of unfinished business.

    • @Grodz73
      @Grodz73 4 роки тому +44

      Lonnise Graham it looks like he’s trying his hardest not to cry

  • @TortaSway
    @TortaSway 9 місяців тому +48

    i love the part he says “its brooklyn time” and brooks all over the criminals. Such as inspirational and life changing scene.

  • @gr33nn1nja
    @gr33nn1nja 10 місяців тому +27

    IM SORRY LITTLE KIDS BUT IMA KILLA CLOWN TODAY 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @justhari1487
      @justhari1487 10 місяців тому +7

      IM FROM BROOKLYN AND THATS ALRIGHT🗣🗣🗣

  • @StabboCrabbo
    @StabboCrabbo 3 роки тому +1539

    This sounds like two kids who are desperately trying to roast each other in the hallway after 3rd period except one kid is scarily obsessed with serial killer history and the other just learned about vulgarity

    • @eddiedingle767
      @eddiedingle767 3 роки тому +15

      Raindrop rap battle

    • @silenttvshka
      @silenttvshka 3 роки тому +31

      The accuracy...

    • @coke378
      @coke378 3 роки тому +15

      SOOOOOOOOOO ON POINT

    • @INFA_KNIGHT
      @INFA_KNIGHT 3 роки тому +2

      At least they would do better then me they should try insulting people but not with rapping it doesn't work out

    • @johnsy1eleven
      @johnsy1eleven 3 роки тому +1

      Hahaha!! I’m crying with laughter!!

  • @madamefeast4824
    @madamefeast4824 3 роки тому +3613

    The first guy was so bad I thought this was all a joke. And then "Snipes" starts... Jesus

  • @BananaIdioata
    @BananaIdioata 10 місяців тому +48

    crazy to think this is a meme nowdays

    • @Will-fs7oz
      @Will-fs7oz 9 місяців тому

      Why it’s funny asl

    • @rogaken
      @rogaken 5 місяців тому +1

      It was a meme 11 years ago too

  • @ado277
    @ado277 10 місяців тому +16

    I’m from Brooklyn that’s alright

  • @gabethebabe3337
    @gabethebabe3337 7 років тому +4026

    This is why the emus won the war

    • @DantesHaven
      @DantesHaven 7 років тому +8

      xd

    • @DantesHaven
      @DantesHaven 7 років тому +20

      you sound british as fuck, come on ;p

    • @Midhav0
      @Midhav0 7 років тому +13

      Anakin Skywalker Oh I thought this was why you kill younglings.

    • @gabethebabe3337
      @gabethebabe3337 7 років тому +30

      Midhav Ravindran I kill younglings to bring peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.

    • @LunaticThinker
      @LunaticThinker 7 років тому +61

      >Loses war to birds
      >Becomes notorious for shitposting
      Is there a worst country than Australia?

  • @seiba8333
    @seiba8333 7 років тому +1263

    "Then slam a blunt object into your stomach"
    What a fucking legend

    • @noynoy2547
      @noynoy2547 7 років тому +7

      SchroFloBro Jobs that pic with that comment makes it even more fucking funny

    • @DeterminedGoat
      @DeterminedGoat 7 років тому +2

      That's exactly where I had to stop watching.

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 7 років тому

      Dog:*wince.

    • @cooloats1816
      @cooloats1816 7 років тому +9

      pretty much me throughout this whole video

    • @ricardo7017gbp
      @ricardo7017gbp 7 років тому +32

      "If want to be the joker, why don't i give you a bottle of pills a chelsea smile and instead of Heath Ledger dying why don't you replace his... death"

  • @billyeggers3831
    @billyeggers3831 Рік тому +14

    Even the dog was trying to tell Snipes to stop embarrassing himself.

  • @zanfax2587
    @zanfax2587 5 років тому +2127

    Everyone gangsta, until Snipes appears.

    • @alldogsgoheaven
      @alldogsgoheaven 5 років тому +8

      Awwww, hah fr tho. Yg n koadak black r n trouble

    • @seeker2273
      @seeker2273 4 роки тому +67

      @@alldogsgoheaven I feel like that message was typed with your face

    • @Alexander_BW
      @Alexander_BW 4 роки тому +8

      @@alldogsgoheaven What?

    • @CareyOnShipmate
      @CareyOnShipmate 4 роки тому +15

      No ones a gangster till snipes appears, cause then literally everybody else around is instantly more hard core than he ever will be

    • @AFUVFX
      @AFUVFX 4 роки тому +2

      Alexander Børglum Wollesen pretty sure he had a stroke during that.

  • @violenceisfun991
    @violenceisfun991 5 років тому +7229

    When you and your mates watch 8 Mile for the first time

  • @j3ff3rs_
    @j3ff3rs_ 10 місяців тому +21

    Why is this on my recommended now 😭

  • @unshdhGbzbs
    @unshdhGbzbs 10 місяців тому +12

    HES 6 YEARS EARLY

  • @hyjynx6231
    @hyjynx6231 3 роки тому +5161

    Snipes isn’t even a psychopath he just sounds like that kid you met in third grade who thinks killing is cool and badass

    • @billdelfera8580
      @billdelfera8580 3 роки тому +197

      What kind of kids were you around in 3rd grade?

    • @SB-cu6lq
      @SB-cu6lq 3 роки тому +228

      Yea and they fake depressed

    • @aidenengleman5614
      @aidenengleman5614 3 роки тому +5

      Your protecting him ahahahah you must be stupid

    • @ghostofcoolidge245
      @ghostofcoolidge245 3 роки тому +57

      @@billdelfera8580 Americans

    • @billdelfera8580
      @billdelfera8580 3 роки тому +21

      @@ghostofcoolidge245 im American. Philadelphia to be exact. Never heard of such a thing lol

  • @lurkwave
    @lurkwave 6 років тому +3680

    ..... *AND CAUSE INTERNAL BLEEDING*

  • @1klla435
    @1klla435 10 місяців тому +17

    IM SORRY LITTLE KIDS BUT IMMA KILLER CLOWN TODAY 🔥🔥‼️‼️☮️💯

  • @dense6454
    @dense6454 10 місяців тому +35

    "Sorry little kids but I'm a killer clown today"

    • @thexphant0m653
      @thexphant0m653 10 місяців тому +6

      Everyone there is like "Oh brother this guy stinks !"

  • @cloroxbleachultimate5659
    @cloroxbleachultimate5659 4 роки тому +4972

    Snipe’s rhymes are the reason Australia is on fire

  • @kaiwilson7290
    @kaiwilson7290 3 роки тому +2116

    This group has the guiness world record for most snapbacks and neck tattoos within a 20 foot radius.

    • @arthurterry401
      @arthurterry401 3 роки тому +13

      Bruh this is the best comment on this site

    • @Jacksonwfr_
      @Jacksonwfr_ 3 роки тому +1

      And d&c

    • @bL3dbL4k
      @bL3dbL4k 3 роки тому +7

      Only seen 1 or 2 people in this group with any neck tatts. You're a moron.

    • @austinperezgk1
      @austinperezgk1 3 роки тому +2

      Nah thatd be Odd Future

    • @andreasmith8227
      @andreasmith8227 3 роки тому +4

      I see a lot of neckbeards

  • @xmmu1980
    @xmmu1980 10 місяців тому +10

    the fact that this is relevant to this day is beautiful

  • @fluidabyss
    @fluidabyss 10 місяців тому +15

    THAT’S ALRIGHT 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @blackbonger2963
    @blackbonger2963 3 роки тому +5290

    “I take my time to rhyme”
    *Doesn’t rhyme once*

    • @BC-so5ub
      @BC-so5ub 3 роки тому +251

      He didn't take his time.

    • @jacksonwalsh6900
      @jacksonwalsh6900 3 роки тому +160

      He clearly spit a fat rhyme at the end of his third verse, just gotta be patient

    • @lucas33308
      @lucas33308 3 роки тому +83

      He said he takes his time, hold up and wait, he didn't said how long ok? Could be minutes, hours or even a century, okay?

    • @ashroskell
      @ashroskell 3 роки тому +22

      This is, “rap,” with a silent, “c,” right? I think he sees himself as a standup comic?

    • @kakarotyung7056
      @kakarotyung7056 3 роки тому +12

      He was rapping so fast and intence I couldn't even make out what he was saying

  • @danlundgren3680
    @danlundgren3680 3 роки тому +1177

    "i'm from brooklyn. it's alright."

    • @turtle7792
      @turtle7792 3 роки тому +62

      -Snipes after proclaiming his death threat

    • @Jay-nj1oz
      @Jay-nj1oz 3 роки тому +37

      "Understandable, have a nice day."

    • @ephiz23
      @ephiz23 3 роки тому +1

      MASTERPIECE.

    • @moabpanda01
      @moabpanda01 3 роки тому +2

      My condolences...

    • @orngpeelr9017
      @orngpeelr9017 3 роки тому +3

      Legend has it these are the last words his victims hear

  • @Thwooosh
    @Thwooosh 10 місяців тому +12

    I had no idea this was 6 years ago

    • @rodeothealbum
      @rodeothealbum 10 місяців тому

      it was longer lol I think it was 2011 even it was made

  • @sadplatinum808
    @sadplatinum808 10 місяців тому +15

    I’m sorry little kids

    • @WizzerSPDRun-ik7vk
      @WizzerSPDRun-ik7vk 10 місяців тому +5

      but im a killer clown today

    • @kaotickk746
      @kaotickk746 10 місяців тому +4

      i could say bullets are gonna spray

    • @MsMs-bx7qz
      @MsMs-bx7qz 10 місяців тому +5

      @@kaotickk746 im from brooklyn thats alright

    • @Userr_420
      @Userr_420 10 місяців тому +1

      but let me just say i like to get close and personal

  • @jakestratton673
    @jakestratton673 3 роки тому +1890

    And on the 8th day, God said
    "But let me just say this:"

  • @potatoweaver4116
    @potatoweaver4116 3 роки тому +2123

    Everyone looks so uncomfortable, understandable. He's just talking about killing someone in a literal way.

    • @biglizardisaac5164
      @biglizardisaac5164 3 роки тому +13

      He just spoke, that’s it

    • @thesalamilidwontfit2837
      @thesalamilidwontfit2837 3 роки тому +1

      It’s a wild esh dog

    • @jeffreydidntkillhimself4649
      @jeffreydidntkillhimself4649 2 роки тому +15

      Well, let me just say this

    • @scarxiett2998
      @scarxiett2998 2 роки тому +1

      LOL

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 2 роки тому +13

      It's two layers of discomfort. Secondhand embarrassment at the horrible rapping plus the discomfort from the subject matter. Makes you feel like you should be reporting it to some authority.

  • @justawaffle6855
    @justawaffle6855 10 місяців тому +10

    ITS THE GUY ITS THE GUY

  • @Sergio-ik4ix
    @Sergio-ik4ix Рік тому +17

    Imagine going out to the park with the boys on your day off to listen to this masterpiece live…

  • @nightmarishcompositions4536
    @nightmarishcompositions4536 6 років тому +5712

    *BUT LET ME JUST SAY THIS*

    • @Re-tf8qf
      @Re-tf8qf 6 років тому +382

      I'm from Brooklyn
      And that's alright.

    • @redrounin1440
      @redrounin1440 6 років тому +128

      *AS WELL*

    • @Joebakon
      @Joebakon 6 років тому +101

      but lemme say T H I S S

    • @thecrazyotter4873
      @thecrazyotter4873 6 років тому +47

      Michael Sorbello: Horror Stories *NO YOU LET ME SAY THIS*

    • @Quirkybr0ll
      @Quirkybr0ll 6 років тому +36

      Michael Sorbello: Horror Stories I will, but first, listen....and let me just say this.

  • @ayodub
    @ayodub 3 роки тому +2325

    The first guy was actually singing the Australian national anthem

    • @gwan1714
      @gwan1714 3 роки тому +94

      tell me how you could decipher what that first guy was saying, that super power do you have

    • @danielanderson4046
      @danielanderson4046 3 роки тому +42

      This is New Zealand sadly

    • @lumix1186
      @lumix1186 3 роки тому +17

      @@danielanderson4046 2shae and snipes r aussie tho

    • @kakarotyung7056
      @kakarotyung7056 3 роки тому +63

      I'm Australian and sadly this is probably our best rapper

    • @lumix1186
      @lumix1186 3 роки тому +15

      @@kakarotyung7056 LOL idk about that but hes def a shame to our country

  • @stardust9738
    @stardust9738 10 місяців тому +15

    3:07 this is mf doom

  • @dl-2
    @dl-2 10 місяців тому +11

    Im sorry little kids, imma killer clown today🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🆙⬆️‼️‼️‼️

  • @theAEDan
    @theAEDan 3 роки тому +2673

    Half the time I didn’t understand the 1st guy
    Unfortunately I understood everything the 2nd guy said

  • @royatoy5769
    @royatoy5769 7 років тому +827

    You can see the pain in the audience's eyes when he raps

    • @CuntLiquor
      @CuntLiquor 6 років тому +4

      Royatoy whice one...?

    • @ExpiredxDairy
      @ExpiredxDairy 5 років тому +1

      @@CuntLiquor both and im making you come back to this cancerous battle

    • @bluetokio306
      @bluetokio306 5 років тому

      Isaiah Kline jajajaja

    • @xSouthernDiscomfortx
      @xSouthernDiscomfortx 5 років тому

      well it's hard to tell. They're all wearing sunglasses.

    • @ExpiredxDairy
      @ExpiredxDairy 5 років тому

      @@xSouthernDiscomfortx hararararar

  • @elizabethandeldinkamberovi1929
    @elizabethandeldinkamberovi1929 11 місяців тому +5

    "This isn't rapping, this is him literally telling him how he's gonna murder him"

  • @VEGA-J
    @VEGA-J 10 місяців тому +13

    Im from Brooklyn(that’s alright)

  • @foopi4929
    @foopi4929 4 роки тому +1000

    He’s literally just saying his train of thought

    • @deady.e9394
      @deady.e9394 4 роки тому +42

      T h a t O n e G u y L E T M E J U S T S A Y T H I S

    • @ahnrho
      @ahnrho 4 роки тому +8

      5:15. The faces behind him.

  • @Baxxter101
    @Baxxter101 4 роки тому +1509

    I like how the girls in the background are clearly re-evaluating their choice in the men they choose to surround themselves with.

    • @maximumdosage
      @maximumdosage 4 роки тому +26

      Baxxter101 I swear one of them is shoe0nhead

    • @sfd50
      @sfd50 4 роки тому +27

      It’s as though she woke up in a new dimension of losers and no hopers. Poor girl losing her mind and trying to click her heals 3 times to get back to oz!!!

    • @13irishsailors
      @13irishsailors 4 роки тому +5

      As they should!

    • @abhishekkadam6000
      @abhishekkadam6000 4 роки тому +1

      I was gonna comment something of this sort 😂😂

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 4 роки тому +1

      Hopefully they Aren’t going for soy boy cuckolds

  • @Fo-Flats
    @Fo-Flats Рік тому +20

    Deaf Noodles should have invited these guys to his roast special. It would have been a hoot! Make it happen Charlie!

  • @coach9313
    @coach9313 Рік тому +10

    I come back to this beauty every once in a while when I need a pick-me-up... Snipez never ceases to bring a smile to my face

  • @elevateoheyo
    @elevateoheyo 7 років тому +4979

    Conjunction conjunction erectile malfunction
    I wouldn't dare go against cr1tikal in a rap battle

    • @cooloats1816
      @cooloats1816 7 років тому +36

      ditto.

    • @cesarsalad13
      @cesarsalad13 7 років тому +100

      elevateoheyo conjunction junction, what's your function?

    • @Maka8295
      @Maka8295 7 років тому +10

      conjunction junction whats your function.

    • @ThatOldWarthog
      @ThatOldWarthog 7 років тому +79

      Dysfunction junction, what's your major malfunction?

    • @jacsvon601
      @jacsvon601 7 років тому +1

      elevateoheyo Love your channel.

  • @Sky-ns4jb
    @Sky-ns4jb 5 років тому +2087

    Snipes, the one rapper Eminem was affraid to diss

    • @emanatingf
      @emanatingf 5 років тому +12

      @Sky 117 M&M is *S H O O K*

    • @alexht.9382
      @alexht.9382 5 років тому +40

      Snipes is already taking aim at Eminem from 8 miles away...
      watch out Eminem. He likes to get close and personal.

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 5 років тому +6

      Not cuz of his skill, Snipes is just scary...

    • @Tranquiled-
      @Tranquiled- 5 років тому +3

      But Eminem is shit just like this guy

    • @robbieg6036
      @robbieg6036 5 років тому +21

      @@Tranquiled- Yeh thats why he used to win battles in a predominantly black industry, became a massive cultural phenomenon and is considered the greatest mc alive by most of his peers aswel as fans.

  • @HatlessJungle
    @HatlessJungle 10 місяців тому +10

    This is mf doom

  • @cambyljohnson7336
    @cambyljohnson7336 10 місяців тому +9

    it’s actually insane that the original is blowing up in 2023

  • @kennybageI
    @kennybageI 10 місяців тому +13

    they are getting sent into the hood with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

    • @amuggosgamng1036
      @amuggosgamng1036 10 місяців тому +2

      But we 🆙💯🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️

  • @XxTheCupidKidxX
    @XxTheCupidKidxX 3 роки тому +2181

    “Conjunction junction erectile malfunction” is the most genius sentence of history

  • @xxamvxx.
    @xxamvxx. 3 роки тому +1684

    This made me uncomfortable in ways I never even thought was possible

    • @Alex-ju4gj
      @Alex-ju4gj 3 роки тому +25

      Lmfao same the definition of cringe

    • @Doctor_Eightball
      @Doctor_Eightball 3 роки тому +23

      Yeah, this gave me a really strange and new feeling that I can't identify.

    • @dreamwareinc.3071
      @dreamwareinc.3071 3 роки тому +20

      @@Doctor_Eightball it's like my heart and stomach switched places

    • @dvnnyb0y
      @dvnnyb0y 3 роки тому +11

      It reaches down to the depths of your spleen and crushes and crushes and crushes...

    • @dvnnyb0y
      @dvnnyb0y 3 роки тому

      Bruh Moment haha idk dawg. I’m not sure if they got a cure for deep cringe mah boi.

  • @boooooo00
    @boooooo00 10 місяців тому +9

    charlie made a video on this because he knew it would blow up in the future.

  • @mlgmushroom1101
    @mlgmushroom1101 10 місяців тому +10

    im sorry little kids

  • @papaJOHNCENA
    @papaJOHNCENA 7 років тому +431

    "Im not gunna stab you in the heart"
    Then speaks about how he will shoot him in the heart. 👌

    • @TiciTotyTony
      @TiciTotyTony 6 років тому +1

      rory droge 😔😔😔😔😔

  • @gutrotfx
    @gutrotfx 3 роки тому +1525

    “Roblox rap battles without the filter”

    • @gregorymarshall4392
      @gregorymarshall4392 3 роки тому +28

      2she is the guy taking it seriously and snipes would be the guy who just came to troll

    • @killerbug2201
      @killerbug2201 3 роки тому +17

      I've actually seen Roblox rap battles better than this😭

    • @daisukedaniel2637
      @daisukedaniel2637 3 роки тому +10

      I been to roblox rap battles and i can comfirm this is true

    • @hypertykkel2445
      @hypertykkel2445 3 роки тому +3

      LMAAAOOO

    • @ken3243
      @ken3243 3 роки тому +2

      lol true

  • @roccotempesta165
    @roccotempesta165 10 місяців тому +10

    I’m from Brooklyn (that’s alright)

    • @lukeypukey6557
      @lukeypukey6557 10 місяців тому +1

      They call me snipes because I take my time to rhyme, I'm not complicated (but I'm like a sniper).

  • @KelpyG.
    @KelpyG. Рік тому +6

    “Straight up if my dog had a face like yours id shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards” absolute poetry and rhythm

  • @kimmygibler760
    @kimmygibler760 4 роки тому +3995

    This is so insanely terrible, how did so many people show up to this? That town must suck.

    • @kresi3283
      @kresi3283 4 роки тому +878

      they were all waiting for the next meth shipment to come in

    • @Deadbeatcow
      @Deadbeatcow 4 роки тому +277

      There were probably better rappers, it's just that we got to see these because they're entertaining. Sorta like how you always see bad news on the news channels. It brings in views.

    • @johngarvey5370
      @johngarvey5370 4 роки тому +22

      @@Deadbeatcow nah.

    • @michaeldelgado7430
      @michaeldelgado7430 4 роки тому +20

      They where just fiends waiting for my pack to touch down lmaooo

    • @user-ht4xt2sh9m
      @user-ht4xt2sh9m 4 роки тому +6

      Nothing better to do, braindead

  • @lokicatgd8240
    @lokicatgd8240 2 роки тому +2163

    He’s not even rapping he’s just slowly saying what middle schoolers say after you say transformers aren’t real

    • @Cbd_7ohm
      @Cbd_7ohm 2 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @birbx6029
      @birbx6029 2 роки тому +24

      Not even middle schoolers are that dumb

    • @lokicatgd8240
      @lokicatgd8240 2 роки тому +7

      possibly stupider, but i accept your opinion

    • @beattrixkiddo2725
      @beattrixkiddo2725 2 роки тому +3

      They’re realll

    • @josephmurphy417
      @josephmurphy417 2 роки тому +2

      I don't think you guys have ever talked to a middle schooler. like I've never met anyone in my entire life past third grade who legitimately thought transformers were real or were so unreasonable they threaten you with death when they get mad. either you're only talking to the ones with autism or you mistook a grown American woman with a bobcut for a middle schooler because like seriously, you could not be more wrong. Funny joke but really not true.

  • @Fret4444
    @Fret4444 Рік тому +9

    Revisiting this gem once again. A real timeless piece this one.

  • @kaibrigance278
    @kaibrigance278 9 місяців тому +5

    He’s from Brooklyn (thats alright!)

  • @gabrielgalaxygh
    @gabrielgalaxygh 6 років тому +2487

    The first guy isn't even rapping, he's just talking loudly

    • @slash2jimi
      @slash2jimi 6 років тому +81

      So the next guy is rapping then?

    • @Tres-K-47
      @Tres-K-47 6 років тому +43

      gabrielgalaxygh and he stole his first joke from a 2000 meme book it was so lame

    • @danizen6044
      @danizen6044 5 років тому +19

      gabrielgalaxygh that's what half of modern rap is

    • @jjoe7078
      @jjoe7078 5 років тому

      yeah he was fire

    • @christiangreen9900
      @christiangreen9900 5 років тому +25

      gabrielgalaxygh he actually rhymed a bit

  • @Heiroglyphs
    @Heiroglyphs 5 років тому +766

    There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's ...soup

    • @B8sean
      @B8sean 5 років тому +3

      😂😂

    • @konzy.
      @konzy. 5 років тому

      campbells soup

    • @asherweck
      @asherweck 4 роки тому +5

      Best comment

    • @Lucas1z
      @Lucas1z 4 роки тому +24

      Instead of soup you should have put "I'm from Brooklyn"

    • @ahmedfawzy4511
      @ahmedfawzy4511 4 роки тому +1

      Nursery school rap fight

  • @doomstan
    @doomstan 10 місяців тому +9

    Doesn't matter, he's from brooklyn (that's alright)

  • @josephvernon21
    @josephvernon21 10 місяців тому +9

    biggest meme of june 2023

  • @kylelavine6646
    @kylelavine6646 3 роки тому +1687

    I love how Snipes was litteraly just talking about straight murder and still found a way to not know what to say 💀💀💀

  • @dylanjuarez9825
    @dylanjuarez9825 3 роки тому +3623

    Pretty sure snipes was on the verge of crying the whole time

  • @nishien8763
    @nishien8763 10 місяців тому +7

    Bro was 6 years ahead of his time

  • @russianmuffin7366
    @russianmuffin7366 10 місяців тому +7

    🗣️🗣️ IM FROM BROOKLYN (it’s allright)🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

  • @WarlordRising
    @WarlordRising 7 років тому +2438

    If that's a Brooklyn accent, I'm Crocodile Dundee.

    • @theverysupercman97
      @theverysupercman97 6 років тому +61

      but are you though

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 6 років тому +24

      to be fair, there are a lot of places called brooklyn: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooklyn_(disambiguation)

    • @BobbyBriz1820
      @BobbyBriz1820 6 років тому +57

      Cupriferous Catalyst yea he's definitely not talking about Brooklyn even tho he's wearing a NY hat LMFAOOO

    • @rage8010
      @rage8010 6 років тому +21

      Being physically born in Brooklyn and being from there are two completely different things there's no way in hell this dudes from Brooklyn

    • @unglemergy
      @unglemergy 6 років тому +20

      gday from queens mate

  • @gnarballz6287
    @gnarballz6287 3 роки тому +1279

    the expression of the dude with the neck tattoo is killing me

    • @BigBodyBiggolo
      @BigBodyBiggolo 3 роки тому +64

      The expression of sobriety

    • @Non-binarycisdude
      @Non-binarycisdude 3 роки тому +83

      Level 1 meth recovery

    • @MKtagteamer
      @MKtagteamer 3 роки тому +66

      He's just trying to remember if he turned off his stove before he left his house after freebasing.

    • @mcray0309
      @mcray0309 3 роки тому +5

      @@Non-binarycisdude he is rolling and smoking a joint at the end so he ain’t sober at all

    • @Deabsy
      @Deabsy 3 роки тому +2

      @@mcray0309 I am sober. I smoke weed all the time, potna

  • @eTc.4
    @eTc.4 Рік тому +12

    I just got recommended this video 5 years after it was posted, and it's cool to see that Cr1tikal has always been entertaining.

  • @jimariothephantomderp7947
    @jimariothephantomderp7947 Місяць тому +2

    "but let me just say this..."
    *Proceeds to explain his mortal Kombat fatality*

  • @theangrydweller1002
    @theangrydweller1002 3 роки тому +3857

    He’s not even good at speaking

    • @Lerre
      @Lerre 3 роки тому +21

      @RC RO please don't

    • @willthechill3992
      @willthechill3992 3 роки тому +10

      @RC RO yeah please dont

    • @dreamdesk7258
      @dreamdesk7258 3 роки тому

      I use the same profile pic for my Twitter

    • @dreamdesk7258
      @dreamdesk7258 3 роки тому

      Chairgamer Pogger cool

    • @griffin7670
      @griffin7670 3 роки тому +1

      Disliked bc at first i thought you ment cr1t1kal, im really sorry and bless you

  • @TheFunkyGoofyGiraffe
    @TheFunkyGoofyGiraffe 6 років тому +520

    This physically hurts me.

    • @ScottSavage-sh5fq
      @ScottSavage-sh5fq 6 років тому +16

      eric turner i’d rather he stab me then rap again

    • @10buffster
      @10buffster 5 років тому +2

      I'd rather cheese grate my nipples than listen to this rap battle

    • @TheR3verse57
      @TheR3verse57 5 років тому

      I want to die.

    • @jamesmulkern2458
      @jamesmulkern2458 5 років тому

      It hurt the dog too!

  • @ShinySephiroth1
    @ShinySephiroth1 3 місяці тому +7

    Who else here because of the Serenade vid?

  • @coolinnnnn
    @coolinnnnn 10 місяців тому +6

    Crazy that this vid is all over TikTok and then I get Charlie’s old vid about it 😂

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 3 роки тому +810

    When you rap your murder plans instead of your lyrics

    • @noway6133
      @noway6133 3 роки тому +33

      Yeah sorry I swapped papers with my 14 yo son.

    • @iman5147
      @iman5147 3 роки тому +9

      "I got murder on my mind..."

    • @jacksondickerson6873
      @jacksondickerson6873 3 роки тому +2

      so nba youngboy?

    • @deanwrubel5730
      @deanwrubel5730 3 роки тому +1

      The race by tay-k

    • @vn9574
      @vn9574 3 роки тому +3

      Basically gangster rap

  • @bootysnatcher8069
    @bootysnatcher8069 4 роки тому +1526

    I like how he clarified whether the weapon he is using will be either “razor sharp” or a “blunt object” 🧐🤯🔥

    • @billfrankison1460
      @billfrankison1460 3 роки тому +3

      🤣

    • @davids11131113
      @davids11131113 3 роки тому +47

      And I don’t know how you can stab someone in the neck and puncture their lungs 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @timbardam5878
      @timbardam5878 3 роки тому

      🤣👌🏼

    • @chunkyhorsemilk3932
      @chunkyhorsemilk3932 3 роки тому +29

      @@davids11131113 He uses a surgical object to move the lungs to the dudes neck

    • @xavierfournier1720
      @xavierfournier1720 3 роки тому +11

      Its all about the angle and the length of the blade 100% possible

  • @muckygotstd2215
    @muckygotstd2215 10 місяців тому +4

    Now that’s it’s trending on TikTok I had to come back to watch this classic

  • @azkiller3116
    @azkiller3116 10 місяців тому +5

    I’m from Brooklyn (that’s alright) 🗣️🔥🔥