Most Embarrassing Alpha Male Ever

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  • @Toskrr
    @Toskrr 9 місяців тому +4519

    Fresh sounds like a middle schooler claiming he touched a boob.

    • @coolcat6924
      @coolcat6924 9 місяців тому +25

      True

    • @TheSilentWalkerz
      @TheSilentWalkerz 8 місяців тому +75

      He also sounds like the middle schooler that claims his dad works for Nintendo and can get anyone free stuff aswell as get you banned

    • @justasentientmclarenp1879
      @justasentientmclarenp1879 4 місяці тому +12

      If you shave his beard then he does look like a middleschool.

    • @AntiFurryNatio
      @AntiFurryNatio 3 місяці тому +26

      *"I hAvE a GiRl fRiEnD bUt sHe Is iN a DiFfErEnT sChOoL"*. ____ 12 yo Timmy coping to his friends

    • @bobbydanger529
      @bobbydanger529 3 місяці тому

      He has a stuttering problem in case you didn’t know

  • @oathkeeper27
    @oathkeeper27 2 роки тому +29499

    "I had sex with a bunch of women" is just the more embarrassing adult version of "my uncle works at Nintendo."

    • @dragonlordsaviour7005
      @dragonlordsaviour7005 2 роки тому +1138

      "my wife's bf loves playing the switch with me"

    • @pushinpee3115
      @pushinpee3115 2 роки тому +306

      Aye bruh don’t come for Nintendo like that 😂😎

    • @SpicyGelato98
      @SpicyGelato98 2 роки тому +597

      @Camping Comrade 🤣🤣🤣 Are you serious...

    • @ryle2814
      @ryle2814 2 роки тому +472

      @Camping Comrade Heil max pfp in 2022 statment invalid

    • @BLSoldier00
      @BLSoldier00 2 роки тому +223

      @Camping Comrade Money won't fix all problems.

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles 8 місяців тому +1102

    As a virgin myself, game recognizes game.

  • @jordkuijer3260
    @jordkuijer3260 10 місяців тому +1450

    This dude is the definition of: "Trust me bro"

    • @dcocky1
      @dcocky1 4 місяці тому +11

      😂😂😂 He says that all the time too. He also sounds like he has a lisp

    • @joelsantiago9148
      @joelsantiago9148 2 місяці тому +8

      His whole Tik Tok verbiage gives it away, he really needs to add more "it was mad, hellas, i gotchu" to be 'believable'

  • @lutsurugi
    @lutsurugi 2 роки тому +5688

    guy went into a brothel and paid for 3 girls and then got so embarassed that he invented this crazy story in his head, told it so many times he actually believed it.

    • @aadi8568
      @aadi8568 2 роки тому +96

      yep lmao

    • @samesamv1472
      @samesamv1472 2 роки тому +33

      *paid

    • @hugohickman7694
      @hugohickman7694 2 роки тому +28

      they wanna doble the money to go with him

    • @BlueJayz474
      @BlueJayz474 2 роки тому

      That’s exactly what I thought. The only scenario in which this dude got three women in one day was in a brothel, where they’re paid for pleasure.

    • @kimbonice
      @kimbonice 2 роки тому

      Didn't even go to a brothel. Guy is probably still a virgin 😂

  • @LadySuchiko
    @LadySuchiko 2 роки тому +4440

    "This guy assigned 3 girls to have sex with me." This is called a brothel, sir.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Рік тому +77

      "Sir, this is a P-Valley."

    • @imbeautiful9305
      @imbeautiful9305 Рік тому +25

      @@User-s23-m937sqrz I think that more prostitution, but alright.

    • @User-s23-m937sqrz
      @User-s23-m937sqrz Рік тому +17

      @@imbeautiful9305 You prolly right. I only know the context put in this video so jumping to the conclusion it's human trafficking was a bit ridiculous of me

    • @kai3940
      @kai3940 Рік тому +41

      @@User-s23-m937sqrz no you’re right too. This is how alot of people are sex trafficked its not always being chained in basements yk. Prostitution is a form of sex trafficking 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @User-s23-m937sqrz
      @User-s23-m937sqrz Рік тому +14

      @@kai3940 prostitution is consensual

  • @spodreman7732
    @spodreman7732 2 місяці тому +441

    “Pull girls easily”
    *Tells a story about how someone else that he met through sheer luck pulled girls on his behalf*

    • @tuckhoichan6638
      @tuckhoichan6638 2 місяці тому +18

      Yeah. Didn't even address the point of the video, that's how you know he was making it up as he spoke.

    • @desmondkaczynski8190
      @desmondkaczynski8190 Місяць тому +8

      He committed a crime 💀, it’s sex trafficking

  • @ninjazoinks3006
    @ninjazoinks3006 6 місяців тому +284

    This guy is the embodiment of "fake it until you make it", he just never makes it.

  • @BarryBruh
    @BarryBruh 2 роки тому +37455

    Fresh’s story reminds me of the time when I met Tupac at my middle school pizza party and he invited me to a strip club in Vegas

    • @omologo95
      @omologo95 2 роки тому +724

      @@forgivezharion6989 I have absolutely no clue what you're trying to say here
      Edit: Guy I responded to deleted his comment. Chill.

    • @thrust_vectoring_spitfire
      @thrust_vectoring_spitfire 2 роки тому +229

      nauurrrrr really? 😯😯😯

    • @klaufir
      @klaufir 2 роки тому +434

      @@omologo95 man is copy pasting the same reply on each comment, man has nothing better to do. could just be a bot but who knows 🤷‍♂️

    • @stn6408
      @stn6408 2 роки тому +682

      it's true I was the bullet in tupac

    • @dontreadprofilephoto1728
      @dontreadprofilephoto1728 2 роки тому +12

      Dont read my name 😑

  • @guikatinskas
    @guikatinskas 2 роки тому +2718

    his speech pattern is the most insecure thing i ever witnessed in my life, he literally talks like a scared child in the principal's office

    • @drippingcowflaps8675
      @drippingcowflaps8675 2 роки тому +276

      it’s the hesitation before every word that hurts me the most

    • @awwitsrach
      @awwitsrach 2 роки тому +205

      Seriously, his slight stuttering is a dead giveaway he’s not telling the truth

    • @dgh495
      @dgh495 2 роки тому +24

      I’m fucking dead man 😂

    • @H.AAZE_
      @H.AAZE_ 2 роки тому +49

      Is it just me that can barley follow what this guy is saying?

    • @griselgriselda2901
      @griselgriselda2901 2 роки тому +7

      Oh my goodness 😂

  • @TheGuyWithTheSniper
    @TheGuyWithTheSniper 8 місяців тому +759

    When I was 13-14 years old, I used to make up stupid-ass stories about myself to look cool and now as a man in my 30's I look back and think how stupid and immature it was and what a clown I was making of myself... and here's this dude doing it as an adult and putting it out there as a podcast lol

    • @hewmanbeing
      @hewmanbeing 7 місяців тому +41

      For real. I remember telling other kids when I was I dunno, about 9 or 10 roughly, that Stone Cold Steve Austin was my dad 😂 for some reason I thought it would make me seem cooler 😂

    • @9ine-fd6zc
      @9ine-fd6zc 5 місяців тому +26

      Dude it is embarrassing to have to face that stories as an adult when it is brought up, I wanted to leave the party because things like these came up

    • @TjallieBrrr
      @TjallieBrrr 5 місяців тому

      He gives off autistic vibes and thats insulting to autistic people

    • @MrSayNoMore1
      @MrSayNoMore1 4 місяці тому +5

      @@hewmanbeing Similarly ive Been there done that lmao xD

    • @MrSayNoMore1
      @MrSayNoMore1 4 місяці тому +8

      Fr though shit still haunts me, like wtf was i thinking?, xD either way we live and learn,,,well....at least some of us lool xD

  • @matmat3485
    @matmat3485 11 місяців тому +1012

    I don't believe in collective responsibility, but as a man I still want to apologize for this individual.

    • @467076
      @467076 8 місяців тому +24

      Lmao 🤣

    • @Saiyann127
      @Saiyann127 8 місяців тому +24

      Thank you

    • @honestmanutdfan603
      @honestmanutdfan603 7 місяців тому +3

      dont. just let them say sorry

    • @dman1069
      @dman1069 7 місяців тому +8

      HAha I need to use this one day 😂

    • @elemstuff
      @elemstuff 7 місяців тому +34

      Don't say sorry for this dude, he ain't a man.

  • @Rooftopaccessorizer
    @Rooftopaccessorizer 2 роки тому +6023

    Imagine building your entire persona around whether or not you can get laid and then thinking that makes you a " high value" man.

    • @StefanReich
      @StefanReich 2 роки тому +18

      It's natural though

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 2 роки тому +616

      @@StefanReich it’s not lol

    • @Maca68
      @Maca68 2 роки тому +543

      It's like he peaked in high school. Type of shit you brag about when you're 16.

    • @lorenzoh.6571
      @lorenzoh.6571 2 роки тому +393

      High value is when u bring alot of value to society like doctors, judges and engineers etc.
      When u not only carry your own weight but even add more to society.

    • @newgate6509
      @newgate6509 2 роки тому +222

      Yep,high value means doing some good stuffs for the welfare for the society , Mostly by contributing to gdp,or being a good person with good values .Not how much anyone gets laid urgh...

  • @SpeedOfDarknesss
    @SpeedOfDarknesss 2 роки тому +13269

    It's weird to see an adult talk the same way a douchey teenager might when trying to impress his friends.

    • @arashi86
      @arashi86 2 роки тому +2

      Douchey adults never leave the mindset behind

    • @plantbasedcarnivore8210
      @plantbasedcarnivore8210 2 роки тому +296

      Said it perfectly! smh they are an embarrassment for us men.

    • @kyle21843
      @kyle21843 2 роки тому

      thats basically what he is. his entire personality screams manchild

    • @hitmanofadown3751
      @hitmanofadown3751 2 роки тому +230

      And there is no doubt that at family parties he tells these stories to teens . Not other men, teens.

    • @calamitousjinn1348
      @calamitousjinn1348 2 роки тому +69

      The way he stumbles is so graceful 😂

  • @LukeTheHomoKing
    @LukeTheHomoKing 8 місяців тому +192

    "Oh yeah, I used to do that chick, back in the day". This sentence alone is more fake than the fake stories on reddit 💀

    • @Seuspesos
      @Seuspesos 2 місяці тому +4

      Most of the comments are just hating on fresh. Although I'm not against it and i agree with most of it, its good to see a creative funny response to how Fake the story sounds regardless of who is telling it.

    • @LukeTheHomoKing
      @LukeTheHomoKing 2 місяці тому

      @@Seuspesos lol, thank you!

    • @Leviathans88
      @Leviathans88 Місяць тому +3

      69 likes someone please don’t ruin it

    • @robertleite6650
      @robertleite6650 Місяць тому +2

      I laughed so hard at that line because he’s so bad at lying

  • @j-m-e4478
    @j-m-e4478 6 місяців тому +82

    People who live in mansions don't say "I'm having a mansion party", it would just be "a party".

  • @dennisalvarado5134
    @dennisalvarado5134 9 місяців тому +101

    when he said "legit" I knew it was for real.

  • @Jak_Mar
    @Jak_Mar 5 місяців тому +203

    This aged like fine wine in knowing how F&F has failed to exposed you, and how their channel is slowly dying off.

    • @november4516
      @november4516 5 місяців тому +53

      I mean how long can you sit there yapping on about “high value men” and “high value women” for hours and hours on end? Even the brain rotted people watching it have to get bored eventually.

    • @LorenzoNivellini-wz6wh
      @LorenzoNivellini-wz6wh 4 місяці тому +1

      How did they try to expose Charlie?

    • @Jak_Mar
      @Jak_Mar 4 місяці тому +7

      @@LorenzoNivellini-wz6wh by their own claims: Charlie took Sneako & his debate with him "Out of Context" but in reality, he didn't & they officially have unlisted their exposed video on Charlie afterwards when being called out.

    • @LorenzoNivellini-wz6wh
      @LorenzoNivellini-wz6wh 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Jak_Mar Oh, nice.

    • @2ndYHWH
      @2ndYHWH 4 місяці тому +9

      @@november4516 Exactly. I got stage 3 brainrot from watching them for a few months unironically. Glad I've recovered.

  • @EnderCreeper168
    @EnderCreeper168 2 роки тому +1819

    Going to a house with a few dozen women, picking out 3 you want to sleep with and having a bedroom assigned to you sounds like this guy just visited a brothel and is lying about it lmao

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 роки тому +64

      I’d call it reading between the lines or subtext…if it wasn’t so obvious that that’s the actual case 😂

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 2 роки тому +4

      @AP At least he can spell properly

    • @Turtle_God
      @Turtle_God 2 роки тому +9

      @AP likes are very rarely matched by comments, especially considering there's a 500 comment limit and it's pretty rare to see that limit reached. people are just more likely to leave a like than leave a comment in most cases.

    • @reptoidrenaissance
      @reptoidrenaissance 2 роки тому

      @AP Says the person who still uses "gay" as an insult. Obvious preteen troll is obvious... especially when white-knighting for a redpill loser.

    • @reptoidrenaissance
      @reptoidrenaissance 2 роки тому

      @AP cry moar little boy
      Making up stupid conspiracy theories bc you're so triggered by other people disagreeing with you. Go back to the incel forum.

  • @unknownvariable9239
    @unknownvariable9239 2 роки тому +5707

    “Doctor Strange could peer into infinite realities and not find one where he slept with a woman”
    Wow Charlie really roasted every “alpha male” with that one statement

  • @ember-brandt
    @ember-brandt 8 місяців тому +299

    Charlie unexpectedly bringing up the _My Immortal_ fanfic took me OUT 💀💀💀

    • @42NORRIS
      @42NORRIS 19 днів тому

      @ember Brandt. Its clear he don't watch the their podcast at all, even for research purposes. Fresh, the one he swears is a virgin talks about his marriage and divorce to a single mother all the time.

    • @arandomguy21
      @arandomguy21 16 днів тому

      @@42NORRISbruh

    • @KindestofWinds
      @KindestofWinds 8 днів тому +3

      @@42NORRIS bait used to be believable

  • @chuckleberry6970
    @chuckleberry6970 2 місяці тому +120

    This has aged fantastically

    • @rake_47
      @rake_47 Місяць тому +3

      No diddy.

    • @crazycontraptions1249
      @crazycontraptions1249 Місяць тому +3

      Yooo future gang is here up top 🫸🫷🖐

    • @thealiminop7571
      @thealiminop7571 Місяць тому

      Yep he did because you're still a virgin and he actually get get some action

    • @Mohgenstein
      @Mohgenstein Місяць тому +1

      @@thealiminop7571which he paid for 😂

    • @baronsamedi5741
      @baronsamedi5741 19 днів тому

      Child support incoming

  • @tomd1209
    @tomd1209 2 роки тому +3393

    I can verify that what this man says is true. As a high value man, I was once invited to a club I didn't recognize by a tall stranger who informed me that he was an ex-basketball player. When we got to the club, I was promptly escorted into the backroom by three beautiful women. I then blacked out; I assume this was due to a sensory overload from all the sex I probably had. When I woke up the next day, I was missing a kidney, but I had gained a sexual experience like none other. My main takeaway was that much of the value of a high value male comes from their internal organs, so you have to be careful about that.

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 2 роки тому +438

      It’s true, I was there, I was the doctor who removed the kidney.

    • @u_ngppp
      @u_ngppp 2 роки тому +185

      This is copypasta worthy. Made me crack up for a good 5 minutes

    • @harimukund4785
      @harimukund4785 2 роки тому +204

      Its true i was the kidney

    • @hodgiwabi
      @hodgiwabi 2 роки тому +26

      Underappreciated comment

    • @interestingcuber8591
      @interestingcuber8591 2 роки тому +30

      God tier comment

  • @Scruffy3870
    @Scruffy3870 2 роки тому +6164

    Finding someone who refers to themselves as an “alpha male” and actually is one is even rarer than finding a kid who’s dad actually works at Microsoft

    • @forgivezharion6989
      @forgivezharion6989 2 роки тому +31

      Ratio + yb better + I didn’t ask + this you 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👶🏽

    • @dontreadprofilephoto1728
      @dontreadprofilephoto1728 2 роки тому +7

      Dont Read My Name 🙅.

    • @MrGFloyd
      @MrGFloyd 2 роки тому +46

      I get Charlie is making fun but to be fair they are both very rich and live in Miami where girls sleep with anyone with money or clout. He could get 10 girls in a day if he wanted. He’s a clown but it’s the truth

    • @matthewharner1744
      @matthewharner1744 2 роки тому +66

      Thanks Jesus, very cool

    • @HungryForBurritos
      @HungryForBurritos 2 роки тому +418

      @@MrGFloyd paying to get laid is the least "alpha" move. Just because they are "rich" and live in a party city doesnt mean can actually pull.

  • @DerekCFPegritz
    @DerekCFPegritz 6 місяців тому +37

    "Hey, bro; yo, bro; hey, bro; wait, bro; I know her, bro; bro, bro; bro broh broe brow breaux."

  • @chicagonorthsider
    @chicagonorthsider 2 місяці тому +20

    *Needs update. He knocked up someone and is being a fool now.

  • @chocktaebolanca757
    @chocktaebolanca757 Рік тому +5590

    “I used to do her back in the day” literally sounds like a line from a sit comedy

    • @longandwindingroad
      @longandwindingroad Рік тому +46

      is it not a line from "friends"?

    • @Rosecain27
      @Rosecain27 Рік тому +62

      Vague Michael Scott energy

    • @SWISS-1337
      @SWISS-1337 Рік тому +36

      I love sit comedy, nothing improves comedy like being locked into a sitting position for the duration.

    • @dreamkitty
      @dreamkitty Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @DeadSezSo
      @DeadSezSo Рік тому +15

      Yeah this statement made me cringe so hard I need neck surgery now lol

  • @tigertalk1222
    @tigertalk1222 2 роки тому +4341

    "there's a whole other world outside dating where high value guys can set up certain things that normal guys can't" like, again, if this story was true it's a brothel at best and human trafficking at worst. Either way, who brags about that??

    • @dontreadprofilephoto1728
      @dontreadprofilephoto1728 2 роки тому

      Dont read my name 😑

    • @forgivezharion6989
      @forgivezharion6989 2 роки тому +26

      Ratio + yb better + I don’t care + this you 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👶🏽👨🏼‍💻

    • @neonvelvet7219
      @neonvelvet7219 2 роки тому +194

      Bro went to an Eyes Wide Shut party

    • @donshattered9826
      @donshattered9826 2 роки тому

      Men and women are not the same! If you cannot understand that point, than you are part of the gynocentric society! Since men and women are biologically different, then the way both approach dating is completely different. No one, absolutely no one cares when women take advantage of men, no one cares about the one-sided divorces or child custody cases tend to be, nor the fact that women openly mock, belittle, discredit or defame men. Our society is filled with simps, and who is winning? OF models, strippers, hookers, Twitch "models," all because men are now feminine and women are masculine. "I generally don’t like living in a world where being what a man is, is a horrible thing; and no matter what a woman is, is a wonderful thing.” -Patrice O'neal.

    • @shooterman2535
      @shooterman2535 2 роки тому

      the nba players name was Jeffrey Epstein

  • @shelbyrigsby3805
    @shelbyrigsby3805 Місяць тому +14

    "Pick any three girls you want"
    He saw this in Rush Hour 2 and was like "wouldn't this be cool if it happened to me" then lied about it

  • @yessiryessir7154
    @yessiryessir7154 Місяць тому +15

    Its literally if bowser and blastoise had a unwanted child

  • @TheRenofox
    @TheRenofox 2 роки тому +4859

    I thought the line "There's no way this guy has had sex" was a joke, but after hearing the rest of the story I couldn't agree more. This is so ridiculously fake that there's no way this guy has ever had a sexual experience in his life.

    • @paireon3419
      @paireon3419 2 роки тому +335

      Have never had sex myself, can confirm. Some of my fantasies look like something from a porn version of D&D and they're more believable than this.

    • @chuifongtam4703
      @chuifongtam4703 2 роки тому +126

      I'm 28 and never had sex and I could tell usually when guys are still virgin. Its usually insecure guys that cannot control their emotions.

    • @marzipanmango
      @marzipanmango 2 роки тому +218

      @@chuifongtam4703 It's not like you magically become a changed man once you have sex... yeah it can give you a boost of confidence, but what really changes you is love.

    • @thepurehealer1279
      @thepurehealer1279 2 роки тому +116

      @@marzipanmango I don't think you can tell with EVERYONE. Not being sexually experienced doesn't make you an infant: maybe you just haven't found the right person or you're not really interested
      What's easy to see all around though: is insecurities. It's not really about not having sex, it's about the fact that it bothers them so much

    • @simplynaudia5817
      @simplynaudia5817 2 роки тому +11

      @@paireon3419 “can confirm” 🤣🤣

  • @ucrazymonk3y
    @ucrazymonk3y 2 роки тому +2390

    “There is no reality in the entirety of the fucking multiverse where this man has slept with one woman”
    Damn Charlie ruined his career with one sentence.

    • @famousgigachadgeorgewashin659
      @famousgigachadgeorgewashin659 2 роки тому +14

      The Imperial Legion murdered my parents

    • @TheSilentWalkerz
      @TheSilentWalkerz 2 роки тому +24

      He probably did after he spiked her drink

    • @jeffpesos420
      @jeffpesos420 2 роки тому +4

      No he didn’t you’re as delusional as fresh

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 2 роки тому +1

      Technically Charlie didn't say that, you did. Because you paraphrased lol.
      But point taken.

    • @zinknot
      @zinknot 2 роки тому

      He has money, of course he has had a woman. But a disgusting woman if you see the women they bring on their show.

  • @Nomadestra
    @Nomadestra Рік тому +9471

    Fresh is the embodiment of "My girlfriend goes to a different school, so you wouldn't know her".

    • @JesusGonzalez-ft7ec
      @JesusGonzalez-ft7ec Рік тому +87

      😭😭😭

    • @DM-kc5du
      @DM-kc5du Рік тому +169

      She lives in Canada.

    • @justmehihi
      @justmehihi Рік тому +9

      LMAO

    • @saulgoodman2071
      @saulgoodman2071 Рік тому +13

      @@DM-kc5du Her name is Sherry Shaker

    • @johnsonjunior547
      @johnsonjunior547 Рік тому +33

      Unfortunately his story is actually real. Fresh was so upset people said it was fake that he brought up the NBA player and other people to corroborate it.

  • @BeanyBop
    @BeanyBop 7 місяців тому +66

    When I was like 23, I was single but was sorta seeing / dating a couple of women that were really nice.
    One had stayed over at my house the night before. And we slept together first thing in the morning. After she left to go to work, I ran some errands that day and had to pick some stuff up from my exes house whom I had split up from about 3 months prior.
    No idea what happened. But we chatted for a while whilst I was there and some how ended up sleeping together. Which was regretful.
    Later that night I went out with my friends for drinks in town, and had sorta hit it off with this girl in a rock bar in Leeds.
    Me , my friend , her friend and her all shared a taxi back to hers around 2 am and me and her ended up sleeping together that night.
    Technically it was 3 over 24 hours.
    However , the reason I am telling you this is not to brag or boast. Bur the opposite.
    I felt like total dog sh*t after and was not only guilty. But felt dirty.
    Felt like I had sort of let myself down. Felt ashamed ( even though I was still single ).
    It did not feel like something to he proud of at the time. And still does not now.
    In fact the only reason I really am sharing this story is because I firmly believe it is not an " alpha " thing to do. It's not an achievement, and it doesn't feel great.
    I haven't told anyone this really because real men don't feel the need to talk about these things.
    The point I am making is, if you see any guy that brags or boasts about something like that, and comes across as proud ? He is most likely a super insecure guy trying to make up for it by bragging.....Or he is lying. Either way , he is certainly not an " alpha ".

    • @PersonAliveYes
      @PersonAliveYes 4 місяці тому +12

      Thank you for sharing this and making this point.

    • @dusk6159
      @dusk6159 4 місяці тому +12

      Indeed, and at least after a while, any man would feel bad and also get tired of sleeping around this way.
      Women that do this regret it as well after a while, it's not satisfying for them either

    • @Coliocoliocolio
      @Coliocoliocolio 2 місяці тому +6

      I had a similar story always been well with woman one time I had 2 girls in 24hrs. Felt like crap after. All I can say is hookup culture seems fun but you loose your soul. Dating is 10x better

    • @BeanyBop
      @BeanyBop 2 місяці тому

      @Coliocoliocolio loosing your soul is exactly how it feels at the time. All well and good when it's happening. Until the time you are alone at home. In the shower, in bed, at work. With time on your hands to think about it. Then it sinks in.

    • @dusk6159
      @dusk6159 2 місяці тому

      @@Coliocoliocolio Absolutely yes

  • @alexanderdumas-
    @alexanderdumas- Місяць тому +14

    This aged well

  • @thatoneguy1299
    @thatoneguy1299 2 роки тому +11817

    This man is literally describing human trafficking for a story time.
    Edit: Dude replied thinking he could just tell me I’ve never been to parties 🤣💀🤡

    • @Treyperiod
      @Treyperiod 2 роки тому +70

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @itsnicetoseeyou
      @itsnicetoseeyou 2 роки тому +975

      "So anyway, I met Jeffrey epstein..."

    • @Tru1y_Taj
      @Tru1y_Taj 2 роки тому +63

      @@itsnicetoseeyou too far😂

    • @thatoneguy1299
      @thatoneguy1299 2 роки тому +5

      @Gabby Gabs no way really

    • @bazirancovek
      @bazirancovek 2 роки тому +217

      @@itsnicetoseeyou "dudes a huge NBA star and he invites me to his island and then ..."

  • @unyieldingsarcasm2505
    @unyieldingsarcasm2505 2 роки тому +6262

    I used to work with a very kind gentleman, ronny, who pulled 12 hour shifts all the time, always was trying to get more hours, worked like a machine. The reason? he and his wife had adopted almost a dozen(? not sure on the number) orphans and he needed the cash to give them a good life.
    The man worked himself to the bone to take care of the forgotten in our society for no reason other then they needed someone and he was going to do what he could. THAT is a freakin alpha, not these dudebro slubs being utter muffin heads to look good for other idiots.
    In a world of peacocking a-holes, be a ronny.

    • @Takokujin07
      @Takokujin07 2 роки тому +639

      Ronny has a guaranteed spot right next to Jesus, what a legend ❤️

    • @chrisj1265
      @chrisj1265 2 роки тому +432

      Underrated comment. Send my regards to Ronny

    • @popojelly1895
      @popojelly1895 2 роки тому +202

      Okay, I will be a Ronny

    • @mrigankshekhar8565
      @mrigankshekhar8565 2 роки тому +268

      Ronny is a real one. Give him my regards.

    • @ferretappreciator
      @ferretappreciator 2 роки тому +85

      @@Takokujin07 Ronny is better than Jesus

  • @giantpinkcat
    @giantpinkcat Рік тому +5478

    "They assigned 3 women for me..."
    Congratulations! You committed human trafficking!

    • @Concentration_4298
      @Concentration_4298 Рік тому

      Grow up already, lmfao, you probably haven’t watched an episode of Fresh And Fit in your life, if you did you would find they speak some uncomfortable yet objective truths, open your mind a bit bud

    • @jerniganantonym2684
      @jerniganantonym2684 Рік тому +133

      ​@@Concentration_4298not watching an episode of their podcast is such a flex tbh

    • @Concentration_4298
      @Concentration_4298 Рік тому +30

      @@jerniganantonym2684 you realize how ignorant that sounds right? If you’ve never watched a single episode of their podcast than you don’t really have the right to say anything about it, not implying that everything they say is 100% valid, (although most of it is), but if you are gonna judge someone or something you should actually digest the subject matter before making a viewpoint of it in your head, I mean everyone has a right to believe what they would like, but not everyone’s opinion is remotely equal to the next simply because you believe it, the people working on the Fresh And Fit podcast like Myron actually speak some Objective yet uncomfortable truths, which do exist in our world and are important to talk about

    • @jerniganantonym2684
      @jerniganantonym2684 Рік тому +325

      @@Concentration_4298 I ain't reading all that

    • @Concentration_4298
      @Concentration_4298 Рік тому +8

      @@jerniganantonym2684 really? Or is it because you know I’m right?

  • @DMF121
    @DMF121 4 місяці тому +19

    😂 When he considered himself a high-value Male I almost died laughing ☠️😂

  • @nataliefernandez6260
    @nataliefernandez6260 2 місяці тому +16

    Fresh can’t even handle one girl

  • @RandomBlackGamer
    @RandomBlackGamer 2 роки тому +7191

    I don't know what's funnier. The jump cuts after every word in his video or the fact that a scripted porno is more convincing than his story.

    • @KaiC4C
      @KaiC4C 2 роки тому +41

      I use to see you everywhere in the early 2011's

    • @samthompson7821
      @samthompson7821 2 роки тому +7

      stg

    • @tinydream
      @tinydream 2 роки тому +112

      I’m surprised the story didn’t end with “and then everybody clapped”

    • @milkyjuice646
      @milkyjuice646 2 роки тому +89

      @@tinydream "and then everybody's cheeks clapped"

    • @RageUnchained
      @RageUnchained 2 роки тому +47

      He edited the ever living fuck out of it and it’s STILL less coherent than a story told to you by an excited toddler

  • @Dante...
    @Dante... 2 роки тому +1713

    Bragging about how much sex you allegedly had is one of the most insecure things a guy can do.

    • @TheBlackAztec3
      @TheBlackAztec3 2 роки тому +77

      Yea it’s not something normal dudes do. Especially to strangers.

    • @brianm1185
      @brianm1185 2 роки тому +58

      I had a co worker that was in his late 50’s that did it and it was so cringe. He would get really graphic too. Totally gross.

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 2 роки тому +18

      Bragging is fine, but why detailing it? It feels like he's reiterating whatever he watched from adult anime

    • @kalebkurian8970
      @kalebkurian8970 Рік тому

      why do thy want a high body count? what's the point, at the end of the dy, these wh*res dont care about him, just find true love, it's a long but worth it process that would have long term happiness

    • @TheSilentWalkerz
      @TheSilentWalkerz Рік тому +19

      Not to mention, usually the sex they had was mostly horrible for the girl lol. The guy probably lasted 30 seconds.

  • @dragonheart28
    @dragonheart28 11 місяців тому +58

    A year later this is still funny as F***, thanks yo 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johns1625
    @johns1625 Місяць тому +9

    2024: He fell in love with an escort from China and got her pregnant and then ditched her 😂😂😂😂

  • @arandompasserby7940
    @arandompasserby7940 2 роки тому +2054

    Just the fact that the guy actually, verbally, unironically says, "So you've heard my L's" and "Today we're going to talk about my W" makes me automatically not believe anything he says after that.

    • @randomdude7137
      @randomdude7137 2 роки тому +124

      I have read fan fiction wattpad more believable than this

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 2 роки тому +104

      @@randomdude7137 bro pls, thirteen year old girls writing about getting sold to one direction is more believable than this

    • @estheay3611
      @estheay3611 2 роки тому +18

      The way he says “double-yoo” instead of just “dub” makes it seem as if he’s an alien skinwalker desperately trying to blend into human society

    • @RaidenKyo
      @RaidenKyo Рік тому +2

      Ironically Charlie litterally has videos on his channels using the phrase ‘W’. One litterally called “My Biggest W So Far” so yeah this comment looks kinda stupid now

    • @arandompasserby7940
      @arandompasserby7940 Рік тому +10

      @@RaidenKyo No, it makes Charlie stupid for using it, silly 😛

  • @lenx2136
    @lenx2136 11 місяців тому +2133

    If sleeping with 3 women in one night is your biggest W…you should reevaluate yourself

    • @R4Armageddon-qn3sn
      @R4Armageddon-qn3sn 11 місяців тому +65

      Couldn't agree more.

    • @lewisgreenhalgh7546
      @lewisgreenhalgh7546 11 місяців тому +183

      100% this is what we'd think of as awesome when we were 12 years old lol! If you are over 23 years of age and sex is your number 1 priority your life is wank.

    • @lenx2136
      @lenx2136 10 місяців тому +43

      @@lewisgreenhalgh7546 definitely. I can understand if you lost your virginity. But like you said, if he’s in his 20s and brags about it, I’ll just think he’s a cornball

    • @adithyafern17
      @adithyafern17 10 місяців тому +25

      ​@@lewisgreenhalgh7546 bro when I was 12, I didn't know what sex meant. And that was 9 years ago 💀

    • @hollowpointgaming6097
      @hollowpointgaming6097 9 місяців тому +4

      I mean it is a W but that guys just a liar lol

  • @kronictonic
    @kronictonic Місяць тому +9

    Lets be honest he got bored of his own fake story half way through

  • @RiceCubeTech
    @RiceCubeTech Місяць тому +9

    Coming back to this, he got an OF girl pregnant I’m pretty sure lol.

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 2 роки тому +5999

    This video was super helpful, I went out and immediately met 3 ultra famous celebrities and i'm typing this comment from a massive mansion with 3 girls that I could pick, thanks for the help :)

    • @sechabatheletsane9784
      @sechabatheletsane9784 2 роки тому +35

      Oh snap. I hope someday I can be a verified poketuber too, to enjoy the life you living brother.

    • @fawksntrawks
      @fawksntrawks 2 роки тому

      Bro that was you that came by and picked up my girls from last night? Yo that’s awesome bro, I was cranking loads in them all night long, fist bump bro!

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 2 роки тому +5

      Teach me your ways Patterz.

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 2 роки тому +13

      @Kavetion Dude's got multiple alt accounts, but no job. Sadge

    • @WildWolfGod
      @WildWolfGod 2 роки тому +1

      Seeing Pat here is great

  • @thegamingkirby8696
    @thegamingkirby8696 Рік тому +2886

    If you say "L" or "W" in any real life situation, you automatically lose.

    • @Edgazx
      @Edgazx Рік тому +34

      Fax

    • @chilldedede
      @chilldedede Рік тому +7

      I agree with KIRBEH.

    • @chilldedede
      @chilldedede Рік тому +3

      (i cant believe i said that but whatever)

    • @cheesegoldfish8097
      @cheesegoldfish8097 11 місяців тому +43

      That’s a big W

    • @officialname9817
      @officialname9817 11 місяців тому +36

      @@0xCaerasaying most things online is fine though no one is saying “lmao” in real life

  • @pavasite4278
    @pavasite4278 Місяць тому +13

    How this aged like fine wine

    • @johnwheatley5641
      @johnwheatley5641 Місяць тому +3

      I keep seeing people comment with this. What happened?

    • @johnwheatley5641
      @johnwheatley5641 Місяць тому +2

      Never mind I’ve found out. What a prat!

    • @Lordidude
      @Lordidude 15 днів тому +1

      ​@@johnwheatley5641 What happened?

    • @BreastMilkEnjoyerX
      @BreastMilkEnjoyerX 14 днів тому

      ​​@@LordidudeHe got some Asian girl pregnant and he wants her to abort it.

    • @amariahgardner
      @amariahgardner 3 дні тому

      2024: He fell in love with an escort from China and got her pregnant and then ditched her

  • @TheTrippyVision
    @TheTrippyVision 2 роки тому +1720

    So he met a pimp that took him to his brothel.. and now he’s writing a book about it? Dude’s energy feels so sheltered 😩

    • @mengosaurus
      @mengosaurus 2 роки тому

      exactly what i was thinking lmao. "pick 3 i got you" sounds like a pimp 🤣

    • @Tombochio
      @Tombochio Рік тому +25

      Damn foo this comment is underrated

    • @solaireastora5394
      @solaireastora5394 Рік тому +51

      Yeah exactly, anyone with a phone an 60 bucks can get the same experience he did, sometimes 40

    • @Ozzie_Mandias
      @Ozzie_Mandias Рік тому

      Sheltered? You mean sexless geek?

    • @Jay-cy3wt
      @Jay-cy3wt Рік тому +2

      I was about to say the same thing 😂 🤣

  • @Benjy1
    @Benjy1 2 роки тому +9558

    So glad Charlie is finally gonna start clowning on these guys. Been waiting too long

    • @Brooza
      @Brooza 2 роки тому +105

      Charlie is just mad he can never get women without simping for them
      FnF still winning, keep praying for their downfall haters 😂😂

    • @ryanbollinger1759
      @ryanbollinger1759 2 роки тому +5

      @@Brooza Charlie ain’t a simp, Charlie is a Chad.
      FnF are trash lol, the second you call yourself an “Alpha Male” we all know you’re secretly a beta cuck lol.
      Ever heard of the phrase “The self-proclaimed hero is no hero?”

    • @Doge-zb7ku
      @Doge-zb7ku 2 роки тому +509

      @Brutalis what

    • @AJ-nh9qm
      @AJ-nh9qm 2 роки тому +507

      @@Brooza found the troll

    • @arianas.532
      @arianas.532 2 роки тому +360

      @@Brooza you know he has a girlfriend right?

  • @aypapi1371
    @aypapi1371 Місяць тому +7

    This aged so well. Lol

  • @tashasmithy5795
    @tashasmithy5795 3 місяці тому +32

    I’ve never felt so bad for make believe women in my life

  • @snicklick701
    @snicklick701 2 роки тому +2473

    its not the story thats creepy, its the fact he can tell this story and sound so calm at the same time

    • @cameronvogtman2165
      @cameronvogtman2165 2 роки тому

      i totaly believe the story. they got money and clout. doesnt take that much to get a Miami hoe that happens to also be banging an NBA player.. the dude has a yacht and is famous on youtube and the podcasting world. its entirely plausible to get 3 girls in one day without much effort honestly, especially like i siad in miami

    • @angelsanwinhtay5171
      @angelsanwinhtay5171 2 роки тому +2

      He is scary

    • @King330h
      @King330h 2 роки тому +13

      @Kavetion nahh

    • @King_Of_Support
      @King_Of_Support 2 роки тому +2

      He was not lying, u can’t disagree with their opinions bc u can’t formulate an argument so u take the easy way 😂

    • @DudeWheresMyCardz
      @DudeWheresMyCardz 2 роки тому

      Dude it's incredibly obvious and not sound. He's like that impulsive lying kid at school 😂

  • @RandomPersonProbably
    @RandomPersonProbably 2 роки тому +1515

    These guys are the embodiment of that one friend who constantly makes stuff up and try to one up literally everyone around them.

    • @i0nknownun
      @i0nknownun 2 роки тому +9

      Nahhh deadass

    • @99agility34
      @99agility34 2 роки тому +4

      Fr

    • @Waterbug1591
      @Waterbug1591 2 роки тому

      This fake jesus-wannabe penguin guy with an overgrown pubic hair on both sides of his head is mad jealous that he isn't able to get 3 girls in a day like a some black dude can even with 10.5M subs. You can feel the resentment emanating from his pubic mustache as he speaks.

    • @adriancastillo5812
      @adriancastillo5812 2 роки тому +16

      You know damn well they were the ones who were roasted the most in their friend group

    • @XIII76448
      @XIII76448 2 роки тому +11

      Broooooo I knew a guy JUST like this in high school. Forgot his name. But after we graduated years later I heard he was STILL doing the same thing bc he was obsessed with “peaking”. I’m positive people like are just compulsive liars. Not pathological, just trying to be cool and can’t stop.

  • @themayomonster.
    @themayomonster. 2 місяці тому +8

    Hah , this aged really well

  • @willgomes54
    @willgomes54 Місяць тому +8

    Boy Did this age well

  • @pacific2313
    @pacific2313 Рік тому +2260

    Anyone who calls themselves a "high value guy" should set off your alarm bells immediately

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy Рік тому +55

      Unless what they mean is that they like to smoke weed and thrift shop.

    • @solaireastora5394
      @solaireastora5394 Рік тому +115

      Anyone who talks about "value" is usually an entitled narcissist in my experience

    • @WalterTheWalrus
      @WalterTheWalrus Рік тому +16

      (Sets self worth to 50 cents)
      Checkmate gamers

    • @mspaint93
      @mspaint93 Рік тому +57

      It's like anyone who's consistently calls themselves high value/alpha etc etc is always an a-hole, because actually cool competent dudes never say that lmao. It's like someone who always calls themselves humble, it's overcompensating

    • @BleedingGrafitti
      @BleedingGrafitti Рік тому +51

      @@mspaint93 "The weakest dog barks the loudest"

  • @ArthurSilva-ql4zd
    @ArthurSilva-ql4zd 2 роки тому +381

    This is basically the adult version of “she goes to another school”

  • @venterriunable
    @venterriunable 9 місяців тому +26

    This aged very well

    • @dungeonashu2987
      @dungeonashu2987 9 місяців тому +5

      did in charlie's favour.

    • @BillyMurray-hw2vz
      @BillyMurray-hw2vz 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@dungeonashu2987 Charlie's reputation will age like milk, trust me

    • @dungeonashu2987
      @dungeonashu2987 8 місяців тому +9

      @@BillyMurray-hw2vz trust a rando online compared charlie? No thank you.

    • @BillyMurray-hw2vz
      @BillyMurray-hw2vz 8 місяців тому +2

      @@dungeonashu2987 If you went back in time to 2017 and told people what Idubbbz and H3 would become, do you think anyone would believe you?

    • @dungeonashu2987
      @dungeonashu2987 8 місяців тому +2

      @@BillyMurray-hw2vzthe thing is you dont know anything about the future nor do i, so you dont have any credibility in your opinion about charlie.

  • @rashadward1404
    @rashadward1404 Місяць тому +8

    Aged like fine wine...😂🤣

  • @justinhubbard552
    @justinhubbard552 2 роки тому +1916

    Cheating is one of the worst things you can do In a relationship other than being abusive. No matter who you are if you cheat you are a POS.

    • @dontreadprofilephoto1728
      @dontreadprofilephoto1728 2 роки тому +5

      Dont Read My Name 🙅

    • @dusty3130
      @dusty3130 2 роки тому +114

      @@dontreadprofilephoto1728 ok

    • @justinhubbard552
      @justinhubbard552 2 роки тому +94

      @@dusty3130 its a bot. I see that kind of bot everywhere

    • @forgivezharion6989
      @forgivezharion6989 2 роки тому +6

      Ratio + yb better + I didn’t ask + this you 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👶🏽

    • @kiwi3310
      @kiwi3310 2 роки тому +72

      I've been handed both, but when you're someone in that kind of shitty relationship I'd rather be abused than cheated on. the emotional turmoil it causes RUINS your mind and trust

  • @beatrice4628
    @beatrice4628 2 роки тому +1874

    It's unreal how these people keep ignoring the fact that every woman who has ever come across them has either been annoyed, scared, mad or uncomfortable in one way or another. Treating women like garbage has led them to fabricate stories for the sake of maintaining a public image that has already been torn to shambles

    • @forgivezharion6989
      @forgivezharion6989 2 роки тому +6

      Ratio + yb better + nobody cares + this u 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻👶🏽

    • @davidzuniga904
      @davidzuniga904 2 роки тому +86

      ​@@forgivezharion6989 got eem

    • @dugonman8360
      @dugonman8360 2 роки тому

      Its the flip side of Judy Butler: masculinity is all performance art to them and they think that women are attracted to them because of how manly they are. Thing is, what women mean is different to what guys decipher it to mean.
      They hear that women like dominating men and in their beta minds they think that means Tito Ortiz on steriods screaming at everything. Meanwhile what they're thinking of is Chris Pratt with a doggy paddle on their bum.
      Think about it, they've invested all this time and effort and money into something that probably doesn't even remotely resemble the real world.

    • @tribalbabymum
      @tribalbabymum 2 роки тому +17

      Spot on.

    • @Daniel-ew5qf
      @Daniel-ew5qf 2 роки тому +25

      @@forgivezharion6989 this you 🙉

  • @dejectedveteran4485
    @dejectedveteran4485 2 місяці тому +5

    Lets be honest before fresh had money he would be the guy begging for hugs

  • @KyLesCaster
    @KyLesCaster Місяць тому +5

    This is more fitting than ever now lmao

    • @EvilValenStrife
      @EvilValenStrife Місяць тому

      Right??? I had to come back here to listen to it again just to cackle! Get fucked, Walter!😂

  • @cupofcait
    @cupofcait 2 роки тому +661

    The fact he mumbles and stumbles over his own words when he's supposed to be boasting about this amazing "W" experience is hysterically funny to me.

    • @dfdedsdcd
      @dfdedsdcd 2 роки тому +50

      He sounds like I do when I make up a story. Probably for the same reason.

    • @OneFinalAutumn
      @OneFinalAutumn 2 роки тому +29

      Yeah I'm surprised he can even keep a straight face.

    • @intermediate212
      @intermediate212 2 роки тому +44

      He literally sounds like me when I was in middle school and had to tell the teacher why I didn't do my homework.

    • @Sly-Moose
      @Sly-Moose 2 роки тому +8

      His story speaks alpha, but his words speak omega 😂

    • @feet765102
      @feet765102 2 роки тому +3

      It’s like you need closed captions to make out what he’s talking about

  • @stansvitsa1
    @stansvitsa1 2 роки тому +9312

    I'm the NBA player from this story. I can confirm it’s true. I just like to help the unfortunate ones. It’s like a charity work for the girls also. They said he cried a lot and opened up emotionally.

    • @MartinGarden
      @MartinGarden 2 роки тому +128

      We need proof lmao

    • @dpn8254
      @dpn8254 2 роки тому +971

      @@MartinGarden source: trust me bro

    • @stansvitsa1
      @stansvitsa1 2 роки тому +1232

      @@MartinGarden I’m too alpha to care 🫠

    • @vamipie2064
      @vamipie2064 2 роки тому +470

      @@MartinGarden it’s a joke 💀

    • @Sahil99413
      @Sahil99413 2 роки тому +130

      What a great guy

  • @Danny____22
    @Danny____22 17 днів тому +3

    Can't believe guys have to stoop so low they'd listen to guys like Fresh and Fit. 💀

  • @CalebBasshahaha
    @CalebBasshahaha 7 місяців тому +14

    Could never have a 3 some. I’d hate to disappoint all 3 people

  • @thewinterwoods
    @thewinterwoods 2 роки тому +894

    Fresh & Fit is the gift that keeps on giving. Thanks to their hard work, none of us will ever have to worry about running out of cringe.

    • @dontreadprofilephoto1728
      @dontreadprofilephoto1728 2 роки тому +3

      Dont Read My Name 🙅

    • @forgivezharion6989
      @forgivezharion6989 2 роки тому +4

      Ratio + yb better + I don’t care + this you 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👶🏽👨🏼‍💻

    • @David-ve5iq
      @David-ve5iq 2 роки тому +15

      It sounds like he thinks he's the next Hugh Hefner with all that mansion full of superhot women stuff.

    • @thangtruong6950
      @thangtruong6950 2 роки тому

      @Camping Comrade you're really defending them huh, you'll realize how dumb they are eventually.

    • @Hhe448
      @Hhe448 2 роки тому +26

      @Camping Comrade found Walter’s burner account

  • @Dipply
    @Dipply 2 роки тому +845

    “Where guys of high value, can actually like, set up certain things that like, regular guys can’t.”
    A brothel?
    You have described to me a brothel.

    • @xcorr77
      @xcorr77 2 роки тому +40

      Which is a place regular guys can set up things like that

    • @ThePantyExpert
      @ThePantyExpert 2 роки тому +4

      Love your wording in this

    • @pandoraaphrodite3375
      @pandoraaphrodite3375 2 роки тому +2

      LMAOOOO

    • @ivnislykun
      @ivnislykun 2 роки тому +11

      Oh yeah and these guys talk about "high value" men while lowkey implying that they both are in fact, "High Value".
      You're telling me one guy who's looks like balding 16year old AND another dude who's face looks like a crushed tin can, that THESE TWO are high value???💀

    • @AlwaysANemesis
      @AlwaysANemesis 2 роки тому +7

      @@ivnislykun I mean, never judge a book by its cover, I guess, but yeah, these guys look like they snort paint chips.

  • @IshaneePatra
    @IshaneePatra 2 місяці тому +5

    This is exactly the commentary that goes on in my head everytime a Fresh and Fit video comes up on my fyp loooool

  • @Al_L.
    @Al_L. 6 місяців тому +8

    "I'm not going to say who he is"
    5 secs later he says the player follows him on IG

  • @goblinrat6119
    @goblinrat6119 2 роки тому +285

    No confidence, no pride, not even any basic happiness over this supposed "big W" he had. He looks like a goddamn child trying to nervously stammer out his first made up story ever.

    • @thebigj3224
      @thebigj3224 2 роки тому +20

      Literally body language says it all

  • @asmoday2838
    @asmoday2838 2 роки тому +491

    One look at that guy and all I could think was: "This guy's not an alpha, he's just a douchebag." Also, Charlie saying, "This story's already got more plot holes than Kingdom Hearts," got me.

    • @MellowJelly
      @MellowJelly 2 роки тому +14

      i lost it at the KH comment he made also lol

    • @jaded-_-5884
      @jaded-_-5884 2 роки тому +6

      He’s definitely a square but to think the girls that he brings onto his show aren’t envious of his lifestyle and wouldn’t be down to sleep with him is naive

    • @BigBodyBiggolo
      @BigBodyBiggolo 2 роки тому

      He gives off very autistic vibes

    • @sprint5099
      @sprint5099 2 роки тому

      Just because he's black wow

    • @AshBuddha
      @AshBuddha 2 роки тому +1

      @@sprint5099 yep exactly

  • @ariesunicorn8225
    @ariesunicorn8225 Місяць тому +5

    This video aged well. Funky, I mean “Fresh”, got his girlfriend (who’s not really his girlfriend) pregnant, and is pressuring her to have an ab0rtiöñ

  • @EReber76
    @EReber76 19 днів тому +4

    These dudes are such a walking stereotype of losers who lie to impress their bros. I’m surprised they haven’t gone “I could’ve been a Navy Seal but…”

  • @TheHunt99
    @TheHunt99 2 роки тому +598

    I like how dude claims to have slept with over a thousand women and then says "it's that easy?" after supposedly having an NBA player tell three women to sleep with him. If you've slept with over thousands of women then wouldn't you already know it's that easy?

    • @nadstock4587
      @nadstock4587 2 роки тому

      Dude's gonna aids

    • @strawhatcat23
      @strawhatcat23 2 роки тому +31

      All I hear is STDs

    • @DirtyReyes
      @DirtyReyes 2 роки тому

      He hasn't he said on a podcast he had sex with a hundred or so and that's normal in Miami.

    • @MoonwalkerWorshiper
      @MoonwalkerWorshiper 2 роки тому +3

      @Nonaya Bidness Listening to liars is a waste of time, that's why being lied to is infuriating.

    • @ponternal
      @ponternal 2 роки тому +1

      Honestly, he probably isn't lying about the women he has slept with. Even though he is a clown, he has social media clout and hangs around lots of shallow Miami hoes who will probably hook up with anyone over a certain amount of followers.

  • @SomeRandomName999999
    @SomeRandomName999999 2 роки тому +1017

    Stop hating dude, the story is 100% legit, nobody lies on the internet. I know cause I was the NBA player. BTW there were 140 bitches in my mansion not just 40

    • @dominikpecuch2177
      @dominikpecuch2177 2 роки тому

      Yo bro, can you also set me up with 3 of them in one night? sending IG name in PM.

    • @mikenike6079
      @mikenike6079 2 роки тому +15

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mikenike6079
      @mikenike6079 2 роки тому +13

      @@joedirago14 You surely realise he is being sarcastic?

    • @malice138
      @malice138 2 роки тому +113

      can confirm, I was one of the women there

    • @SnazASMR
      @SnazASMR 2 роки тому +5

      @@malice138 proof?

  • @noir5
    @noir5 2 місяці тому +4

    7:50 i have never laughed so hard in my life before lmao

  • @obakhanjones2869
    @obakhanjones2869 2 місяці тому +6

    This video has aged very nicely .

  • @Johnconagher
    @Johnconagher 2 роки тому +4813

    The podcast does help me with my confidence because as alone and miserable I am at least I’m not as pathetic as him

  • @Uptomyknees
    @Uptomyknees 2 роки тому +4654

    Literally every part of the story makes sense if you factor in that this guy is a plug. If he had coke in Miami at a pool party the entire story makes sense. it still isn't true, but worth saying.

    • @robocu4
      @robocu4 2 роки тому +251

      I guess, yeah, but then he wouldn't really be at the party under the same pretenses. Y'know, if this guy was even actually capable of peddling like that. Imo in Miami, he would get rolled on

    • @notcanibus4764
      @notcanibus4764 2 роки тому +189

      yeah but you nobody who does shit like this talks about it like this dude at least not on video lmao

    • @michaelkey9549
      @michaelkey9549 2 роки тому +48

      it would add to his "value" lol

    • @justeezy8569
      @justeezy8569 2 роки тому +12

      @@notcanibus4764 English please

    • @backwoodskyrie3430
      @backwoodskyrie3430 2 роки тому +79

      @@justeezy8569 you can’t read?

  • @DOCBurkio
    @DOCBurkio Місяць тому +3

    " how I met my baby mama" the story of Walter weaks

  • @user-wg7kd1uk9l
    @user-wg7kd1uk9l Місяць тому +7

    omgeee the way this has aged!!!😂😂😂 daaammnnn walter look @you now!!!

  • @MI-gu8lq
    @MI-gu8lq 2 роки тому +1571

    That's really embarrassing for him to admit that the only way he could sleep with a woman (in a supposed party of "40 women and 3 men") was to have his friend arrange it (either paying them or human trafficking). They're so steeped in their misogyny "alpha male" talking points that they don't even realize how badly they are embarrassing themselves with these stories.

    • @famousgigachadgeorgewashin659
      @famousgigachadgeorgewashin659 2 роки тому +7

      The Imperial Legion murdered my parents

    • @roshill2010
      @roshill2010 2 роки тому +13

      It's Sadly a proven concept just look at Dan Bilzarian. That dude is swimming in it 🤣 🏊‍♀️.

    • @jadecoolness101
      @jadecoolness101 2 роки тому +137

      I think the problem is that you're assuming they think that having to coerce and control women to sleep with them is bad.
      These are the type of men who are the reason why we need laws. They think that "convincing" a woman to sleep with them is a win (aka, coercing).
      They don't want some """"""""""""""sIut"""""""""""""" who actually wants to sleep with them, they want a woman (preferably vir/gin) who is resisting them so that they can claim victory over her, like some kind of colonizer.

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 2 роки тому +55

      @@roshill2010
      He pays women to put on bikinis and be in his general vicinity.

    • @alltomorrowsfan
      @alltomorrowsfan 2 роки тому

      @@famousgigachadgeorgewashin659 who?

  • @julianaFinn
    @julianaFinn Рік тому +1295

    The thing that gets me really gets me isn't the bs fantasy story, it's the delivery. He's near incoherent, cannot speak, and I wouldn't ask directions from this dude, let alone dating advice. He's a mess, verbally.

    • @Limpass610
      @Limpass610 Рік тому +75

      I never had to focus so much to follow a story.
      And here I thought I had to work on my verbal skill.

    • @DonP-gf5hn
      @DonP-gf5hn Рік тому +93

      Not the type of confidence you’d expect from an alpha male, lol

    • @perseus_0884
      @perseus_0884 Рік тому +69

      @@DonP-gf5hn He's so alpha he dropped out in third grade.

    • @Nname-xk6bv
      @Nname-xk6bv Рік тому +10

      Its like if tommy wiseau tried to voice act in a house of the dead game.

    • @sreekargunda3915
      @sreekargunda3915 Рік тому +5

      He has a speech impediment

  • @wombito5098
    @wombito5098 7 місяців тому +5

    This is like me making up stories in my head before going to sleep.

  • @sethender443
    @sethender443 9 місяців тому +14

    Ngl, I get the impression that what happened was this guy was telling this fake story just to flex to his buds on the podcast, and they ended up believing him and pressuring him into telling it for a UA-cam video and he was just too alpha to own up to his lie so he just sat down in front of the camera and tried to say it with the most confident smile he could muster up.
    I wish the internet would just realize that by calling yourself “alpha”, you sound more insecure than the people they call “beta”. At least we are honest about our self-esteem levels

  • @Peak_Mid
    @Peak_Mid 2 роки тому +259

    “They must have a humiliation fetish to keep this show going” has to be one of the best roasts I’ve heard 😂

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 роки тому

      Ok Dont read my name 😑

    • @luke10198
      @luke10198 2 роки тому

      @@MbitaChizi *Ratio in 4K UHD 121 FPS SUPER ULTRA CERTIFIED GAMER BABARIAN SHITPOSTATUS, Scientifically, R*ligiously Proven.* yuh

    • @evannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
      @evannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 2 роки тому

      i like ur last name

    • @evannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
      @evannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 2 роки тому

      @Camping Comrade Bro you have over 400 comments on this channel. You are so quick to defend these mfs there is no way you spend any time having sex

    • @leonardoflores4401
      @leonardoflores4401 2 роки тому +4

      @Camping Comrade you're just going around the comments defending them are you?

  • @pannajohns5255
    @pannajohns5255 2 роки тому +426

    One of the things that worries me the most is young men/boys actually look up to these people, like this is the worst way to teach young people about respect, love, consent etc

    • @hansennoah1
      @hansennoah1 2 роки тому +21

      My bestfriend from primary school believes in this and i am in disbelief how stupid he became to believe in them.

    • @pannajohns5255
      @pannajohns5255 2 роки тому +48

      @@hansennoah1 Excuse me, Primary school??? He must be max 12 years old and he’s watching people like that? I just hope he’ll turn his ways as he gets older and realises how stupid and misogynistic these ideologies are :(

    • @yurifairy2969
      @yurifairy2969 2 роки тому +15

      @@hansennoah1
      give him a reality check

    • @amdimilker5773
      @amdimilker5773 2 роки тому

      @@hansennoah1 What exactly does he believe? And is it wrong?

    • @j.ceasar
      @j.ceasar 2 роки тому

      @@amdimilker5773 He believes the red pill bullshit and everything is wrong.

  • @jessejustsick
    @jessejustsick 11 місяців тому +21

    I'm glad these dudes made it onto your radar. These guys are just such a bizarre brand of cringe. When his homeboy was doing his clan member "persona" I was pretty speechless.

  • @HarusReign
    @HarusReign 2 роки тому +229

    my morning routine as a fellow sigma/alpha male:
    step 1: wake up
    step 2: take a shit
    step 3: eat
    step 4: get out of bed
    step 5: eat breakfast

  • @supremeleader822
    @supremeleader822 2 роки тому +2130

    Finally, Charlie is talking about Fresh and Fit. These clowns needs to be exposed.

  • @farleymarly2575
    @farleymarly2575 Місяць тому +6

    Had to come back to this after fresh simping for escorts and getting them pregnant

  • @lyndonflynn-roach9457
    @lyndonflynn-roach9457 2 місяці тому +2

    That's wild how his obviously made-up story STILL doesn't sound plausible

  • @tharbeapancake
    @tharbeapancake 2 роки тому +1109

    Its funny because they’ve basically been disowned by men at this point. They need their own gender. Pronouns can be clown/cringe.

    • @rollcakecookie7189
      @rollcakecookie7189 2 роки тому

      Lmao yep, there are now three sexes: female, male and incel podcaster.

    • @Waterbug1591
      @Waterbug1591 2 роки тому

      This fake jesus-wannabe penguin guy with an overgrown pubic hair on both sides of his head is mad jealous that he isn't able to get 3 girls in a day like a some black dude can even with 10.5M subs. You can feel the resentment emanating from his pubic mustache as he speaks.

    • @Brooza
      @Brooza 2 роки тому +11

      *Disowned by the simps

    • @Ty_Lew
      @Ty_Lew 2 роки тому

      @@Brooza Lol every man is a simp that doesn’t agree with me

    • @Wol1427
      @Wol1427 2 роки тому +123

      @@Brooza Them being disowned by simps, that's even worse.
      Far below the bottom of the barrel.

  • @migitri
    @migitri 2 роки тому +738

    The funny thing about "alpha males" is that it's based on old research done on captive wolf packs that was debunked by the very guy who came up with the term and literally wrote the book on it. He realized that his research was flawed and wished that he could take it all back. It's also causing damage to dogs due to people trying to dominate dogs and claiming that you need to be the "pack leader" over them. He discovered that the actual "leaders" of a wolf pack are the mom and dad, and the other pack members are their kids. They're actually called the breeding pair and they're not "dominant" over their offspring despite what fake dog trainers on TV say. The term "alpha" is outdated and leads to some erroneous assumptions. Alpha theory is archaic nonsense.
    So if somebody claims to be an "alpha male," the scientifically appropriate response would be to ask him how his wife and kids are doing since the way a wolf becomes a leader of a pack is just by finding a mate and having puppies, not by being a massive jerk.

    • @thebean6496
      @thebean6496 2 роки тому +34

      This is a pretty cool fact

    • @nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555
      @nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555 2 роки тому +21

      Everyone knows what an alpha and a beta is.
      Alpha = jock
      Beta = you

    • @phantomnite
      @phantomnite 2 роки тому +99

      Yup. It annoys me when people claim this alpha shit is real

    • @bigsquidman8481
      @bigsquidman8481 2 роки тому

      There was a study I read where the apparent “alpha” in groups of chimpanzees/gorillas weren’t the most aggressive males but were actually the ones that supported others in the group (I.e. grooming others, sharing food). Lesson being that caring about others wellbeing is alpha as fuck lol

    • @nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555
      @nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555 2 роки тому +6

      @@phantomnite Well it is