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  • Опубліковано 26 бер 2017
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  • @spooky_shears
    @spooky_shears 7 років тому +2013

    Pink hair was 100% recited and Black hair was "you're gay" in 6 different sentences.

    • @SuperPurplePancakes
      @SuperPurplePancakes 7 років тому +197

      'ur bent as a fookin doorknob'

    • @wingeater4838
      @wingeater4838 7 років тому +85

      Wolfsplash McWarriorsTrash But pink hair has the dollar sign necklace so her lines being recited is irrelevant.

    • @narcoskeptic
      @narcoskeptic 7 років тому +17

      all good rap battles are scripted then recited. this is hilaritrash tho

    • @allurementbeats243
      @allurementbeats243 6 років тому +2

      She don't sucky that ducky

  • @mver191
    @mver191 7 років тому +5182

    Black hair girl - Thinks a rap battle is just spewing out some insults without rhyming
    Pink hair girl - Sounds like somebody remembering the Itunes user agreement and spewing it out fast as she can.

    • @putuboy1
      @putuboy1 7 років тому +63

      Joseph Stalin Probably the best comment Ive seen grace a UA-cam comment section

    • @J4ckmaestro
      @J4ckmaestro 7 років тому +27

      can I have more spew with that

    • @courtneyharris1006
      @courtneyharris1006 7 років тому +6

      Joseph Stalin lol

    • @jankemjunkie6564
      @jankemjunkie6564 7 років тому +12

      Joseph Stalin hey you're me

    • @Masternuckable
      @Masternuckable 7 років тому +3

      Joseph Stalin now kiss.

  • @JeffTheEpic
    @JeffTheEpic 4 роки тому +1916

    I love how the girl on the left literally only said “you’re gay” over and over

  • @hamhi98
    @hamhi98 4 роки тому +708

    Girl with the pink hair sounds like she just saw some crazy shit go down and shes trying to explain it all to the cops

    • @gingerbaker1785
      @gingerbaker1785 2 роки тому +9

      Right lmao thats perfect

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 2 роки тому +13

      She saw a UFO and she trying to explained to everyone while holding the pictures.

  • @1RSGames1
    @1RSGames1 7 років тому +3846

    Even with critikal reviewing it, I'm having a hard time watching this.

    • @1RSGames1
      @1RSGames1 7 років тому +103

      Alright, I some how got through it. However my dick is not hard even when listening to critikal's narration throughout, so it's a bad day.

    • @TheJGSPOCK
      @TheJGSPOCK 7 років тому +14

      i quit watching it and started again about 3 times. its really bad

    • @brokenacoustic
      @brokenacoustic 7 років тому +36

      "Scraping the bottom of the smegma barrel" LOL that one line was better than everything these two dolts said, and it didnt even rhyme.

    • @DrymouthCWW
      @DrymouthCWW 7 років тому +1

      oh man...that was rancidly bad. i couldnt watch it

    • @romanmorales227
      @romanmorales227 7 років тому +5

      it's taken me 4 tries to finish this video. I just can't handle it because of how cringy and terrible it is.

  • @bluereznor4901
    @bluereznor4901 7 років тому +3091

    Ten seconds in and I already know we're fucked

    • @dontknowplays3498
      @dontknowplays3498 7 років тому +1

      BlueReznor same

    • @dontknowplays3498
      @dontknowplays3498 7 років тому

      BlueReznor same

    • @apotato6278
      @apotato6278 7 років тому +41

      i'm swedish so i barely understand a word they say but holy shit this is bad. This is on the same level as watching a man shove a glass jar up his anus, no the previous example is not painful enough. This is as bad if not worse than watching the aftermath of the bombing of Hiroshima no no no atomic annihilation is preferable to watching this. The only thing as bad as this is swedish rap and that's basically a pale white man yelling "Hördy gördy mördu bördu" at the top of his lungs.

    • @jackdaniels4975
      @jackdaniels4975 7 років тому +3

      Same, only I thought "Oh shit I'm going to cringe"
      Edit: 40 seconds in and I'm already done. There's no way I'm in a legit cringe rn

    • @AwesomeAutismHC
      @AwesomeAutismHC 7 років тому

      A potato Pretty good grammar for someone who doesn't understand English.

  • @nocturnalmirage1375
    @nocturnalmirage1375 4 роки тому +811

    So no one is gonna address this masterpiece ?
    "Wee, your rhymes comes from the poopeR... I sweaR to god you are not supeR dupeR"

  • @fatdad2156
    @fatdad2156 3 роки тому +331

    "She thinks she can rap, but she's just a sap." *That is some lyrically complex shit that none of us can comprehend with our tiny mortal brains.*

    • @henripentant1120
      @henripentant1120 Рік тому +3

      Rap schmap. Still got it.

    • @-xiirusthetwat-5481
      @-xiirusthetwat-5481 10 місяців тому +3

      One of the greatest quotes in human history, second only to “This cat is just wack.”

    • @wastedtalent666
      @wastedtalent666 8 місяців тому +1

      "That's an awfully hot coffee pot" 😂

    • @Strype13
      @Strype13 4 місяці тому

      No doubt. Almost on par with, "You're a dyke. I'm better on the mic." Instant mind melt.

  • @paintedone21
    @paintedone21 7 років тому +2799

    Pink hair sounds like she's reading off side effects on a prescription medicine ad.

    • @slvrcobra1337
      @slvrcobra1337 7 років тому +22

      WhentheLightDies 😂😂😂

    • @notarealperson9135
      @notarealperson9135 7 років тому +22

      Oh my lord you're right.

    • @branberrycakes
      @branberrycakes 7 років тому +9

      WhentheLightDies 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @gagemace
      @gagemace 7 років тому +3

      First Last i agree

    • @TruMoo200
      @TruMoo200 2 роки тому +2

      WhentheLightDies your name sounds like the Wii game Lit. Pretty scary

  • @montinyek6554
    @montinyek6554 7 років тому +1110

    "Oi, yourr rhymes come from the pooperr, I swearr to God you're not superr duperr" (c) Tupac Shakur

  • @agents9997
    @agents9997 4 роки тому +717

    I know there’s no beat; so how do they still sound off beat?

    • @firstnamelastname180
      @firstnamelastname180 3 роки тому +60

      Because there should be an implied beat dictated by flow like metre. But there was none.

    • @cracksdhead
      @cracksdhead 3 роки тому +23

      Because they have no rhythm. Their lines have no clear direction.

    • @user-vi7sd8nh5k
      @user-vi7sd8nh5k 2 роки тому +9

      Murdering beats in a bad way

    • @microwave4928
      @microwave4928 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah I think everyone there was there just to laugh at them

  • @stacyiguodala9857
    @stacyiguodala9857 4 роки тому +214

    Bro said “your rhymes came from the pooper. I swear to god you’re not super duper.” 💀💀💀💀💀 took me owt

    • @JackVBaby
      @JackVBaby 3 роки тому +5

      Dawg i was dyiiiiiiing 😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Dyersobsession
    @Dyersobsession 7 років тому +1683

    Don't worry I'm Irish you're not missing much it's still shit when you understand it

    • @qores7425
      @qores7425 7 років тому +129

      this is why we drink

    • @Dyersobsession
      @Dyersobsession 7 років тому +51

      Qores hahahaha it sure is 😂

    • @benredmond3
      @benredmond3 7 років тому +25

      For Land English is our national language lol these people are just retards

    • @lolmandos
      @lolmandos 7 років тому

      +JustANinjaOwl It was once supposed to be a joke, you see.

    • @dankgirl4683
      @dankgirl4683 6 років тому

      Bryan Garcia its a joke bro. He was just making a referreference to the irish accent.

  • @luucvinky2194
    @luucvinky2194 5 років тому +3133

    “People aren’t laughing at you, they’re laughing *AT* you!”
    -Gandhi

  • @InconspicuousBot
    @InconspicuousBot 4 роки тому +195

    Rhyming words that end in “-ation/-ition/-otion” is probably the laziest and lamest way to pass off having some tight science.

    • @bengal4468
      @bengal4468 4 роки тому +30

      As long as you don't abuse it, most things can sound good if the MC demonstrates the actual ability to rap with flow and change it up with nuances. The person on the right could have done something with if their flow wasn't so abysmal and rushed.

    • @musicisourweapon
      @musicisourweapon 3 роки тому +3

      rip Skynut

  • @yourlonglostuncle14
    @yourlonglostuncle14 4 роки тому +86

    10:26 She could’ve just said “tree” instead of Doorknob 😂 that’s the great thing about all these shitty rap battles, none of them can ever even accidentally rhyme something when it’s so obvious

    • @Texicus_Reddicus
      @Texicus_Reddicus 3 роки тому +7

      Where I come from door handles go sideways like a lever, rather than a knob. I think that's what she meant. Shitty line either way

    • @scouticescoutice4994
      @scouticescoutice4994 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Texicus_ReddicusI think you’re giving her too much credit. She definitely just said the first noun that came to mind.

  • @sebili0n99
    @sebili0n99 7 років тому +1159

    This puts 8 Mile to shame.

    • @onetastypizza
      @onetastypizza 7 років тому +3

      lol

    • @lukeberrie3942
      @lukeberrie3942 7 років тому +29

      E V E R Y B O D Y F R O M T H E 3 1 3

    • @onetastypizza
      @onetastypizza 7 років тому +8

      Notice that this man did have his hands up

    • @GetintheCAH
      @GetintheCAH 7 років тому +16

      *yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa*
      *bowwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

    • @PMNS1995
      @PMNS1995 7 років тому +6

      You've worked at this plant so long, you're a plant...

  • @BigMusicFan147
    @BigMusicFan147 7 років тому +1215

    What the fuck are all these flash cameras???? Are we at fucking sea world watching whales or something?

    • @dairyking8118
      @dairyking8118 7 років тому +30

      Yes.

    • @tjackman
      @tjackman 7 років тому +24

      Actually yes, I believe so.

    • @ga-nn3hu
      @ga-nn3hu 7 років тому +5

      Nathan LandShark probably a documentation crew for future super stars

    • @isometimeseat
      @isometimeseat 7 років тому +5

      Nathan LandShark yup its whale wars

    • @Yo.Schwifty
      @Yo.Schwifty 7 років тому +1

      Nathan LandShark yee

  • @bobbymeenderink6803
    @bobbymeenderink6803 3 роки тому +76

    “It tasted like cookie” she says

  • @reaand-rea-channel
    @reaand-rea-channel 2 роки тому +23

    watching this years later, I'm now living in Scotland and 6:20 was SO on point

    • @liam8854
      @liam8854 Рік тому

      Incredible accent but this video is clearly from Dublin, Ireland

  • @loki-ul3rs
    @loki-ul3rs 7 років тому +1095

    This shit looks more like a poetry slam than a fucking rap battle

    • @dogboy0912
      @dogboy0912 7 років тому +76

      Ah yes, slam poetry. The lowest form of self expression, even below the grunts of cavemen some 200,000 years ago.

    • @lovelessghost5798
      @lovelessghost5798 7 років тому +2

      dogboy0912 1000000000*

    • @infinitedogberrysan
      @infinitedogberrysan 7 років тому +11

      poetry slams.... never again....

    • @GoGoTomoko
      @GoGoTomoko 7 років тому +5

      dogboy0912 fucking amazing

    • @GothaBillsAndDeath
      @GothaBillsAndDeath 7 років тому +10

      More like a poetry autopsy. Slam implies movement. We're viewing something that is already dead but refuses to die.

  • @zackdarksky1208
    @zackdarksky1208 7 років тому +2034

    Oh god... you know it's bad when he doesn't even use any sarcasm in the title...

  • @puddle8330
    @puddle8330 3 роки тому +44

    11:13 *Gets in her face* “I wouldn’t even get close to you”

  • @quiettimegaming3642
    @quiettimegaming3642 3 роки тому +78

    "Plastic, spastic, wants to be elastic" was the dopeest line of the last 20 years.

  • @moistydikdikofdikdiktribe1059
    @moistydikdikofdikdiktribe1059 7 років тому +575

    *audible screaming*

    • @thekingdude6865
      @thekingdude6865 7 років тому +8

      Moistydikdik of DikDik Tribe silent inaudible screaming is the best screaming

    • @BonerSexGaming
      @BonerSexGaming 7 років тому +9

      Sam_9000 silent inaudible? so like quiet quietness

  • @Dedgyblazer
    @Dedgyblazer 7 років тому +389

    IM A SPIRITUAL LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE

    • @crplla
      @crplla 7 років тому +51

      SPHERICAL

    • @brokenacoustic
      @brokenacoustic 7 років тому +8

      "lyrical miracle" ~DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, Time To Chill, circa 1988

    • @arrogantschmuck9593
      @arrogantschmuck9593 7 років тому +10

      I GOT MY HAND ON MY GAT I GOT MY HAND ON MY GAT

    • @rooni8188
      @rooni8188 7 років тому

      FILTHY FRANK! 😹

    • @johnnyt6456
      @johnnyt6456 7 років тому +8

      SKIPPIN AND FLIPPIN AND DIPPIN

  • @andrew-gg8ub
    @andrew-gg8ub 4 роки тому +36

    every “bar” the first girl “spits” makes my spine tingle...the cringe is so strong its like a bump of coke

  • @ShinySephiroth1
    @ShinySephiroth1 3 місяці тому +11

    The Serenade rap battle has sent me down a rabbit hole 😂😂

  • @OryNyuu
    @OryNyuu 7 років тому +846

    Iggy Azalea's debut.

    • @jakearmstrong6993
      @jakearmstrong6993 7 років тому +40

      Yuri Plisetsky She would own both of these two is the sad thing.

    • @zacharybeatty5712
      @zacharybeatty5712 6 років тому +3

      Jake Armstrong truly

    • @JordyValentine
      @JordyValentine 6 років тому +4

      These two are probably better

    • @ThatOneGuy-pg7ty
      @ThatOneGuy-pg7ty 6 років тому +4

      Iggy are these girls when they combine

    • @Geekypoodle
      @Geekypoodle 6 років тому +8

      ThatOneGuy Iggy Azalea is a DBZ fusion confirmed

  • @sleebs
    @sleebs 7 років тому +1790

    it pains me that they think theyre good

    • @AlzMarioWolfe
      @AlzMarioWolfe 5 років тому +71

      It pains me that they’re adults and still doing rap battles

    • @emanatingf
      @emanatingf 5 років тому +76

      @@AlzMarioWolfe It would be ok if they were actually talented, unique, legit, had a craft. And were doing professional rap battles.

    • @AlzMarioWolfe
      @AlzMarioWolfe 5 років тому +30

      Emanating Faucet Yeah, they’d need all those things.

    • @heyoimjax
      @heyoimjax 3 роки тому +7

      @@AlzMarioWolfe na dude rap battles are chill in good leagues like KOTD and URL. the main different tho is that they’re talented

    • @louisfernandezleija69
      @louisfernandezleija69 3 роки тому

      1.4k like

  • @cubbleshasreturned6968
    @cubbleshasreturned6968 3 роки тому +22

    The pink haired girl sounds like she's reading the ending credits of a movie

  • @aanthonyy_
    @aanthonyy_ 3 роки тому +27

    im back 3 years later cuz Charlie is timelessly hilarious

  • @someguy7376
    @someguy7376 7 років тому +1127

    "People aren't even laughing at you, they're laughing AT you, YEAH"

    • @julixpinguimon8023
      @julixpinguimon8023 7 років тому +14

      Hawtdawgman 9:40

    • @darthbobo9445
      @darthbobo9445 7 років тому +19

      I couldn't stop laughing at that part

    • @nineball8193
      @nineball8193 6 років тому +27

      it`s like you`re not even a girl you`re ARE a girl. from one of the rap battles critical posted

    • @Bigjuicydumbdumb
      @Bigjuicydumbdumb 6 років тому +8

      Hawtdawgman After this line I realised life is evil and must be destroyed

    • @nocturne2029
      @nocturne2029 6 років тому +1

      OOHHH SHIT

  • @pibi1737
    @pibi1737 7 років тому +553

    ,,,, how the hell is this even considered a rap battle

    • @sucker517
      @sucker517 7 років тому +51

      Because it's:😂😂😂👌👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥🔥👌👌😂😂😫😫😫😫😫😫💦💦💦💦💦

    • @dontknowplays3498
      @dontknowplays3498 7 років тому +4

      Pibi but a rap war it had killed people becaus its cringe

    • @hunterjohnson8903
      @hunterjohnson8903 7 років тому +10

      This is what happens when you try to rob people of their culture but you really don't belong in it

    • @SergioSource
      @SergioSource 7 років тому +19

      O
      N
      D
      O
      N

    • @MacroVisionify
      @MacroVisionify 7 років тому +7

      Rap battles are like that, full improvisation ofc there's bad and good improvisation, people like Jay Z and Big L started from there

  • @mracnababa8047
    @mracnababa8047 2 роки тому +15

    6:15 Oii, yer rhymes come from the pooper, I sweareth to God yer not super duper!
    Heavenly stuff

  • @BanEatingFrogs
    @BanEatingFrogs 4 роки тому +31

    The voicemail thing makes me cringe almost as hard as her rapping

  • @mann8557
    @mann8557 5 років тому +846

    She didn’t even say “but let me just say this,”

    • @T20Prod
      @T20Prod 3 роки тому +70

      She got close and personal with a razor sharp object

    • @steroidsjob.mp4
      @steroidsjob.mp4 3 роки тому +30

      @@T20Prod but did she replace heath ledger's... Death

    • @saranexie7809
      @saranexie7809 2 роки тому +6

      Snipes? 😂😂😂

    • @user-ti4wy9ph1g
      @user-ti4wy9ph1g 2 роки тому +10

      u look like u got into a fight with a blunt side of an axe

    • @lilspinach6097
      @lilspinach6097 2 роки тому +6

      Did she slam a blunt object into her stomach and... Fuck; slam blunt object into her stomach... And cause internal bleeding

  • @thatguywiththeravioli386
    @thatguywiththeravioli386 6 років тому +1510

    They're not laughing at you.
    They're laughing *_AT_* you.

  • @E_blanknamehere
    @E_blanknamehere 4 роки тому +190

    Imagine living so close to the country that invented english
    And just being the worst at it

    • @zatrat5696
      @zatrat5696 4 роки тому +16

      SPEED WEED they have their own language lol but yeah their accent is terrible

    • @igo9481
      @igo9481 4 роки тому +4

      The English language wasn't invented. Imagine being surrounded by thinkers but just being the worst at it

    • @E_blanknamehere
      @E_blanknamehere 4 роки тому +19

      @@igo9481
      Wow that response was really smart.
      Go back to reddit, nerd

    • @igo9481
      @igo9481 4 роки тому +1

      Oh no he just called me a nerd. guess that's check and mate then

    • @E_blanknamehere
      @E_blanknamehere 4 роки тому +14

      @@igo9481 yes

  • @Nichaelas
    @Nichaelas 7 років тому +574

    I'm a spiritual miracle lyrical individual

    • @bobby3519
      @bobby3519 7 років тому +29

      Nichaelas Politicz

    • @behindthememesabortedfetus6884
      @behindthememesabortedfetus6884 7 років тому +28

      The Idiodyssey Bring real hip-hop back, it's the white boy who said it!

    • @exchange8694
      @exchange8694 7 років тому +42

      YO MAN FUCK THOSE FAKE ASS RAPPERS
      YO
      YO
      THE GOVERNMENTS CORRUPT
      THE GOVERNMENTS CORRUPT
      FUCK THE GOVERNMENT
      ...
      BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENTS CORRUPT

    • @iso-tope9928
      @iso-tope9928 7 років тому +25

      B l u r r y f a c e OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE... REAL HIP HOP... OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE

    • @blorfenburger
      @blorfenburger 7 років тому +7

      At times, I think im David Ike

  • @TheHaloGamer
    @TheHaloGamer 7 років тому +416

    The pink hair girl definitely wrote, rehearsed and it seems to me she stole lyrics from a few songs in there.

    • @jiggystardust4145
      @jiggystardust4145 7 років тому

      SH4D0WXR33CONt1 what songs

    • @kingucrimson5383
      @kingucrimson5383 7 років тому +61

      jiggystardust darude-sandstorm

    • @spanner7576
      @spanner7576 7 років тому +6

      TheGreenKnight doesn't everyone steal from it

    • @DrGhoztz
      @DrGhoztz 7 років тому +2

      TheGreenKnight I love you.

    • @yummymcchicken9515
      @yummymcchicken9515 7 років тому +30

      Most battles nowadays are written and rehearsed. Most freestyle battling has been out the window for 10+ years.

  • @hellothere5871
    @hellothere5871 4 роки тому +8

    True poetry, tears in my eye's, shit on the floor, and a complete loss of hope in life.

  • @100air
    @100air 2 роки тому +12

    As an Irish man, not only is this typical this is really easy to understand compared to other Irish people

  • @vanessawalker6666
    @vanessawalker6666 6 років тому +1049

    Every pause where critikal speaks gives me the strength to continue watching the next chunk of shit that comes out their mouths

  • @angelit161
    @angelit161 6 років тому +2159

    Jacksepticeye would be so embarrassed if he knew what his sisters were up to.

    • @mr.breton6314
      @mr.breton6314 5 років тому +42

      Cringe

    • @douggaming8093
      @douggaming8093 5 років тому +5

      Lol

    • @katatonikbliss
      @katatonikbliss 4 роки тому +46

      now you understand why irish people drink so much, fucking dublin

    • @AKaiBerry-zk1ns
      @AKaiBerry-zk1ns 4 роки тому +5

      Broh that CoryxKenshin profile got me smilin through this cancerous video, it keeps me alive

    • @Gerard_is_king
      @Gerard_is_king 4 роки тому +4

      @@AKaiBerry-zk1ns I love his vids, too bad he disappears

  • @makunu2179
    @makunu2179 2 роки тому +10

    The lady is speaking in terms and conditions : 4:05

  • @keiv110
    @keiv110 4 роки тому +4

    As a person from Dublin Ireland i can say that thats what half of dublin sounds like

  • @brinshut2140
    @brinshut2140 7 років тому +971

    they're not laughing at you, they're laughing
    fookin'
    AHT CHEW

  • @leaf_god9046
    @leaf_god9046 7 років тому +465

    Their accents are thicker than oatmeal

  • @randomstuffandye
    @randomstuffandye 3 роки тому +15

    Loved the scottish accent

  • @kostavasic1467
    @kostavasic1467 4 роки тому +14

    Why it sound like the second girl reading a Dr. Seuss book or sum shit

  • @nathanfieldercoolguy4ever
    @nathanfieldercoolguy4ever 6 років тому +635

    "lookin at fookin yew with pink in her hair, "I wanna be a punk rocker withflowersinmyhair." o wait, where's the flowers? sorry, don't have em dear. YEAH"

    • @jackofspades9742
      @jackofspades9742 6 років тому +53

      frankie ! I love that part where she gets all sing songy

    • @crapconnoisseur6691
      @crapconnoisseur6691 5 років тому +58

      FOOKIN BARS!

    • @katatonikbliss
      @katatonikbliss 4 роки тому +15

      i like how the overlord of the event just ends it early because of how bad that was

    • @LeviUlysses-mp5wg
      @LeviUlysses-mp5wg 4 роки тому +5

      Your comment made me realize the genius in this line, thank you

    • @agasttyadixit09
      @agasttyadixit09 4 роки тому +8

      Cardi B's origin explained

  • @mcsza3
    @mcsza3 6 років тому +802

    Drinking game: take a SIP of a shot for every time they say fookin'.

    • @gustavoescobar1515
      @gustavoescobar1515 6 років тому +53

      A L C O H O L A B U S E

    • @gotahoodie660
      @gotahoodie660 5 років тому +50

      The liquor isn’t destroying my liver
      It’s *destroying* my fookin’ liver

    • @vanquishingrace5043
      @vanquishingrace5043 5 років тому +12

      Fookin lazah soights. (I wonder how many people get the reference.)

    • @arabcero101
      @arabcero101 5 років тому +3

      I'm going to get alcohol poisoning

    • @grzzbot1629
      @grzzbot1629 4 роки тому +1

      Ruben Chapman unmanned drones fooking laser soights

  • @eclipse-xg6my
    @eclipse-xg6my 4 роки тому +10

    Black Hair: I have never even heard about you.
    Also Black Hair: I heard that you have clsdfgksegl

  • @Kali-bs7oj
    @Kali-bs7oj 2 роки тому +10

    Charlie making an Irish accent was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

  • @PenguinVideoStore
    @PenguinVideoStore 7 років тому +248

    It's barely a rap battle. I feel like I'm watching a terrible episode of Jeremy Kyle.

  • @michaelburkhard5033
    @michaelburkhard5033 7 років тому +155

    Those accents make it 100% better

  • @Sssteelo
    @Sssteelo 2 роки тому +2

    The stuff keeps me going at my worst. Thank you.

  • @gsterling4114
    @gsterling4114 3 роки тому +8

    11:25
    Charlie spits flames

  • @SuperSaiyan32
    @SuperSaiyan32 5 років тому +659

    *I'm a spiritual, lyrical, miracle, individual*

    • @karmasleep2125
      @karmasleep2125 4 роки тому +3

      Owen J.
      Focken wah ?

    • @user-jf2cb6xj3t
      @user-jf2cb6xj3t 4 роки тому +31

      @@karmasleep2125 fuck the government, cause I don't give a fuck!

    • @yourlonglostuncle14
      @yourlonglostuncle14 4 роки тому +15

      Muta Occisor Politikz, with a Z

    • @lotusberry725
      @lotusberry725 4 роки тому +8

      Jay Legend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 brooo you don’t understand, I literally read this in his voice

    • @karmasleep2125
      @karmasleep2125 4 роки тому

      James
      I don’t understand, I just wanna be a punk rock girl with flowers in my hair

  • @redrounin1440
    @redrounin1440 6 років тому +540

    I'm sorry but "spoon in a dishwasher with some poon and a moon and it's so dirty i'm gonna need a broom and i've got so many hit rhymes i'm gonna put you in a tomb" was THE best rhyme in this whole video

  • @elitejef4900
    @elitejef4900 3 роки тому +13

    10:15 Davie504: "This is bass"

  • @Ghost01702
    @Ghost01702 4 місяці тому +2

    I knew it would be bad when i heard "upcoming rappers in Ireland"

    • @96bars18
      @96bars18 4 місяці тому

      Believe it or not,the Irish rap scene has come a long way in a really short time since Covid hit and some good rappers are starting to emerge from Ireland.It’s mainly 2nd generation Nigerian-Irish guys tho who don’t sound as annoying cause they don’t have the strong Irish accent that will never sound right on a beat. A92 and Av9 are good examples of it

  • @honeybest2851
    @honeybest2851 6 років тому +2821

    My boi Snipes would have RUINED them {ETA: Thnx for the likes I had no idea this would pop off! I’m a year late I know lol♥️}

  • @LpsAllison
    @LpsAllison 7 років тому +973

    atleast the pink haires chick had some sort of foundation. the black haired chick is just spewing out nothing.

    • @gg-uq6zm
      @gg-uq6zm 6 років тому +33

      Axvrilia lol?? Did you watch the video??? Cause the girl with pink hair just said a bunch random shit as fast as she can.
      the girl with the black hair was definitely the winner.

    • @arctorusmedia
      @arctorusmedia 6 років тому +32

      It's all bad. This behavior is never cool.

    • @kidkruschev
      @kidkruschev 6 років тому +75

      gustavo lopez the black haired girl had nothing, pink haired girl at least had substance and consistency even if it was rehearsed, black haired girl was repetitive and her second round consisted of trying to fuck with her phone lmfaooo

    • @adrenochromejunkie
      @adrenochromejunkie 6 років тому +9

      Can we just be honest here? At least the pink haired girl is attractive... that's about it, she wins.
      I mean it's not like it'd be fair to judge this by their rapping.

    • @roundabout468
      @roundabout468 6 років тому +12

      Paegan Terrorist
      I'd say both are equally terrible.
      I mean, from a freestyle perspective, at least black hair was doing it. Pink hair was just saying shit she wrote at home.

  • @seancarter8396
    @seancarter8396 3 роки тому +1

    This reminds me of a long time ago when I was hit by a car... which then in turn triggered the memory of my parents telling me
    "someday you'll look back fondly on these memories"
    I really do miss that car...

    • @Nyssine
      @Nyssine 6 днів тому

      underrated

  • @Jess-jt4zf
    @Jess-jt4zf 4 роки тому +23

    Wtf does a "punk rocker with flowers in her hair" mean?

    • @giansideros
      @giansideros 4 роки тому +8

      There was a very popular pop song in the UK written by someone who didn't know anything about punk and the chorus is about "wanting to be a punk rocker with flowers in my hair" or some shit. It's literally an anti-punk song, it's adult easy listening contemporary, the kind of stuff that Amy Winehouse fans are into.

    • @Jess-jt4zf
      @Jess-jt4zf 4 роки тому +2

      @@giansideros Oh, that makes sense, thank you! I tought she was misconstruing punk culture/style which was kind of weird but it has more depth/irony with that in mind.

  • @decalcomanie123
    @decalcomanie123 7 років тому +223

    Is it just me or did the pink hair girl sound like in those advertisements "stock investments are subject to market risks, read the offer document carefully before investing"

    • @josephblanchard6248
      @josephblanchard6248 5 років тому

      Lmaoooo hahahaha

    • @dillon7981
      @dillon7981 4 роки тому

      Information, got the exit insulation, delegation, interrogation, now it’s illiterations, now I got education and the alterations. Just a crash in nation and an assignation.. and faking her own death.

  • @brownguy903
    @brownguy903 7 років тому +438

    this was hard to watch, but i powered through so you don't have to live off ramen for a month

    • @CrimsonDude_
      @CrimsonDude_ 7 років тому +75

      Doesn't he donate the ad revenue to charities?

    • @christopherwilliams6048
      @christopherwilliams6048 7 років тому +5

      Handsome Kiddo probably not even getting ads with the profanity

    • @codmanic5
      @codmanic5 6 років тому +1

      thats filthy fucking frank

    • @spoonman6256
      @spoonman6256 6 років тому +3

      codmanic5 It sure as fuck is

    • @stacysaurusrex
      @stacysaurusrex 6 років тому

      Only if an ad plays he gains revenue. U can donate to his patreon

  • @michaelmcqueeferton6911
    @michaelmcqueeferton6911 2 роки тому +8

    I unironically really enjoyed this debacle and I hate myself for it.

  • @SHAINSG
    @SHAINSG 7 місяців тому

    Rewatching these rap battles is a total HOOT. 🔥

  • @done___
    @done___ 6 років тому +101

    When a single rhyme is enough to warrant an "OOOOOOOH" from the crowd, you know standards are pretty low.

  • @dedsi8848
    @dedsi8848 6 років тому +176

    The cringe is so STRONG from the left one. You could make fun of her hair, her eyeliner, come on.

    • @bobbyhill4118
      @bobbyhill4118 5 років тому +22

      Sly Fox Duke them rhymes are cringy and her hair is quite stringy, betcha she came over in a flimsy dinghy. Her family is stuck in who knows where, betcha it says where she’s from on the inseam of her underwear.
      Boom, could have won if I just copied Eminem’s style and said that to her.

    • @bruhmoment8295
      @bruhmoment8295 4 роки тому +4

      Anthony Lane I read that in their thick accent😂

    • @wolfcub1835
      @wolfcub1835 3 роки тому +1

      I kinda think Charlie was right that they somewhat rehearsed their raps but the girl on the right wasn’t terrible or at least compared to the other girl

    • @plague8163
      @plague8163 3 роки тому +6

      @@wolfcub1835 they both suck but the pink haired girl is a LOT less painful because she doesn't say "dike n mic" every 3 seconds

  • @abstersadventures4172
    @abstersadventures4172 4 роки тому +7

    If you ever find yourself rapping, "Which would probably scare my mowm." STAP

  • @fusakei1825
    @fusakei1825 4 роки тому +4

    7:21 if you pause it at the right time you can see the very depths of hell shine through

  • @Webberjo
    @Webberjo 7 років тому +226

    This battle is 50% atrocious rhymes, 50% a waste of time, 100% reason to not be alive.
    These kids are out past their bedtime, this battle shouldn't have been posted online.

    • @dumbdumb572
      @dumbdumb572 7 років тому +31

      Webberjo
      50% sea
      50% weed

    • @Webberjo
      @Webberjo 7 років тому +1

      Everyone knows you must fight fire with fire.

    • @iFeelGlee
      @iFeelGlee 7 років тому +3

      you got better bars then them, and you only slightly rhymed.

    • @dumbdumb572
      @dumbdumb572 7 років тому

      ***** Fuck it.

  • @Creepsandwicheater
    @Creepsandwicheater 7 років тому +418

    "their accents are a little difficult to understand"-cr1tikal
    "ok it can't be too bad"-me
    proceeds to not understand a single word spoken.

    • @communistgamer3267
      @communistgamer3267 7 років тому +9

      Day Man yep that about sums it up

    • @masterman1001
      @masterman1001 7 років тому +2

      Must be horrible being a native with limited understanding of his own language.

    • @Creepsandwicheater
      @Creepsandwicheater 7 років тому +6

      +Masashiro Knight of Cookieland not as horrible as it to not understand sarcasm, irony or exaggeration.

  • @ArronMCFC
    @ArronMCFC 5 місяців тому +2

    6 years gone and I still find myself revisiting this gem. Not that I WANT to.. I just feel like I HAVE to

  • @a_true_generic_gamer1104
    @a_true_generic_gamer1104 2 роки тому +1

    I'm two minutes in, and this is difficult. Stay strong, and get through the bad rap battle

  • @hannah8719
    @hannah8719 3 роки тому +5

    "Oi, Your rhymes come from the pooper. I swear-a to god you're not super duper"

  • @TRexRAWWR1
    @TRexRAWWR1 5 років тому +233

    ending every verse with "yeah" isn't a good way to win

    • @plague8163
      @plague8163 3 роки тому +3

      They're Irish, I don't think they can control themselves saying "ye"

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 2 роки тому +3

      @@plague8163 I can’t unhear it.

  • @tristanchirunga9569
    @tristanchirunga9569 7 років тому +193

    "I'd take you out for a cup of tea after your done battling me, but you'd probably scare my mom"

  • @xkata4658
    @xkata4658 3 роки тому +43

    I have to keep pausing this so i dont have a cringe overdose

    • @RES61527
      @RES61527 3 роки тому +3

      I'm literally embarrassed for the girl on the left. I had my face in my pillow. Wasn't even able to look at my screen.

    • @liamcronin8110
      @liamcronin8110 3 роки тому +1

      @@RES61527 for real and I'm Irish
      Left is a moron

    • @stillmagic5969
      @stillmagic5969 3 роки тому +1

      If you seen me battle anyone you wouldn't get anything like this....I'm pissed off they both got a moment that I rarely get and they do this cringy can't rap bullshit..

  • @vvvnoon758
    @vvvnoon758 2 роки тому +2

    “There not laughing at you”
    “There laughing at you!!”

  • @roughentumble9145
    @roughentumble9145 7 років тому +434

    Honestly, the part that really blows me away is that she wrote, rehearsed, AND recited the line about seamonkeys and didn't once second guess it. She spent so much time memorizing this. This was her moment. And she had absolutely no hesitation in there, not one single second of self-awareness. It's like she's standing on top of this thing and she looks at it and thinks it's this amazing marble pillar she's managed to craft through hard work and determination, but in reality it's just hunks of dried shit, and MAYBE you can sort of appreciate how much time she spent shaping it into a pillar shape, but... honestly, how did you not realize your original material stunk so bad?? Ya' know???

    • @roughentumble9145
      @roughentumble9145 7 років тому +54

      Also I just can't believe that Yaz so utterly screwed up TWO DIFFERENT IDIOMS. Like, obviously we've got "people aren't laughin' at you-- they're laughing AAAT you!!", but then later on she delivers the incredible line "quit your day job"
      like. There wasn't a "don't" in there. The idiom "don't quit your day job" means "you aren't talented enough at your hobby/passion project to do it to any degree of success, so continue working at your current job for income and keep this at a hobby level." If you just tell someone to quit their day job you're saying... that they're good enough..... to make a salary, enough of one to replace their current steady income...............
      These are the most basic idioms on the planet. I'm so. What the HECK.

    • @htxflow
      @htxflow 2 роки тому +2

      If it was all freestyle, it'll be a different story. She would just have trash off the top freestyle game....but she actually wrote this, wtf🤦🏿.

    • @beanieweenie1349
      @beanieweenie1349 Рік тому +9

      Yo we got this dude in the comment section writing a fucking in depth analysis about two random Irish girls rapping 🤣

    • @smileymalaise
      @smileymalaise Рік тому

      @@beanieweenie1349 heh, bewbs

    • @henripentant1120
      @henripentant1120 Рік тому

      That’s her frame of reference

  • @Linkl0nk
    @Linkl0nk 7 років тому +404

    I actually have no idea if I want to sit through this video. The last one was excruciating, but I guess I'll try. As long as I don't hear, "I bet you have pubic hairs", I should be okay.
    Save me Jesus.

    • @daaryn
      @daaryn 7 років тому +25

      Link2448 Last one was kinda funny now i cant even hear them and Blonde girl sounds Like she is reciting

    • @coleemmersonhallman5329
      @coleemmersonhallman5329 7 років тому +13

      No no the last one was fucking Kendrick compared to this.

    • @bogdankowalski7132
      @bogdankowalski7132 6 років тому

      Link2448 I love the fact you edited it. looks like you wrote save me after watching the video

    • @averystupidcommenter5664
      @averystupidcommenter5664 5 років тому

      Zer0Sawg that’s cause he did.

  • @a.roberts4203
    @a.roberts4203 2 роки тому +1

    I turned up the brightness to see if it would change anything and they went from silhouettes to cryptids.

  • @derfthekhemist8517
    @derfthekhemist8517 4 роки тому

    This made me smile, I needed that

  • @ClownDubstep
    @ClownDubstep 7 років тому +1400

    Sorry, could't watch the whole thing

  • @Guitarfollower22
    @Guitarfollower22 7 років тому +249

    As soon as I saw the outfit of "referee" I knew this was taking place in a European country.

    • @iwish4it
      @iwish4it 7 років тому +32

      Guitarfollower22 lol adidas tracksuit i

    • @jonstamonsta20
      @jonstamonsta20 7 років тому +3

      Outfit was designed exclusively at JD sports.

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter 7 років тому +2

      Do you need a new screen?

    • @neikoo7785
      @neikoo7785 7 років тому +1

      Nope just British chav style

  • @codymeador3819
    @codymeador3819 3 роки тому

    This gold right here is my Favorite video of youres so far Charlie.

  • @mrbillcollector
    @mrbillcollector Рік тому +3

    "There was a earthquake cause she was running for her lunch break wasn't that bad 💀

  • @cymbaline4384
    @cymbaline4384 6 років тому +228

    Man, I love cringecore. So experimental and ground breaking.

    • @krikeydial3430
      @krikeydial3430 2 роки тому +7

      "You have the chlamydia, that's why I don't get close to ya." 🤮

  • @LunaticSign
    @LunaticSign 7 років тому +181

    Those rhymes really tickled my cucumber. Now it's a pickle.
    With chlamydia

  • @mysteriousmanofthesouth3910
    @mysteriousmanofthesouth3910 3 роки тому

    i had to pause so many times and go back to this video it hurts, how do you even watch it in a single sit down

  • @nunyabizness6376
    @nunyabizness6376 4 роки тому

    As a 70s baby old skool off the top backpack rapper in downtownn manhattan these videos literally give me a stomach ache

  • @om3tcw1kche19
    @om3tcw1kche19 7 років тому +88

    She was focking ronning for a lonchbreak! *HEHEHEHEHHEEHYEYEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEYEHEYEYHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH*

  • @happyone234
    @happyone234 7 років тому +611

    I sat
    on a cat
    that was fat
    who ate a rat
    on a mat
    black as a bat
    my rhymes make you say "wat"

    • @aidangarvey7049
      @aidangarvey7049 6 років тому +29

      But were you wearing a hat?

    • @done___
      @done___ 6 років тому +27

      Hey
      My name is Jay
      And I got something to say
      I rock the party in a major way

    • @aries6663
      @aries6663 6 років тому +12

      Nursery rhymes for LIFE

    • @TheBadWoo
      @TheBadWoo 6 років тому +6

      Bars

    • @unglemergy
      @unglemergy 6 років тому +11

      youre hired. meet in the field at dusk or just after.

  • @DeWitherWarrior
    @DeWitherWarrior 2 роки тому +6

    Incredible! Charlie can not only predict the future, shoot, and act at the highest level, but he can also rap! 6:20
    (My ribs hurt from laughing so hard at this)

    • @SpencerfromEarth
      @SpencerfromEarth 5 місяців тому

      He can also walk on water, turn water to wine, and resurrect himself from the grave

  • @dumbchris8796
    @dumbchris8796 3 роки тому +4

    I definitely have cancer now.