This Is The Worst Stand Up Comedy Ever

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  • @StinkyRatMan29
    @StinkyRatMan29 2 роки тому +14363

    To any aspiring comedians out there: if this guy can get on a stage, so can you.

    • @danielrichardson6054
      @danielrichardson6054 2 роки тому +378

      This is the lowest level of entertainment. I used to press play DJ at a bar for $150 a night and $25 of free food/drink tab. That’s pretty low. This is worse.

    • @alphapegasus9761
      @alphapegasus9761 2 роки тому +135

      @@danielrichardson6054 Press Play DJ? Like, you just play a thing and not do anything?

    • @federalpumas6018
      @federalpumas6018 2 роки тому +198

      i was gonna say that. he may be cringe but 90% of people reading this wouldn't get on stage even if they were funny

    • @Squiggy2010
      @Squiggy2010 2 роки тому +172

      @@danielrichardson6054 150 bucks and some free drinks/food? I'll set up my laptop and hit Spotify for that.

    • @danielrichardson6054
      @danielrichardson6054 2 роки тому +114

      @@Squiggy2010 I have all the equipment, so I’d have to lug all that shit into the bar. It’s a very low payout for a DJ. So I put very low effort into it. I would play mixes from other dj’s and kind of just sit there pretending to twist my knobs. The most I did was some cross fading between songs

  • @exittierone
    @exittierone 2 роки тому +17249

    This man feels like the embodiment of
    "Yeah, I like dark humor."
    _racial slur_

    • @user-qk3sm5sz2x
      @user-qk3sm5sz2x 2 роки тому +909

      Fr and it can also be like"I love dark humor" *racist remarks and just f*cking making fun of tragedies*

    • @exittierone
      @exittierone 2 роки тому +598

      @@user-qk3sm5sz2x "Fonzie there isn't a joke here... You're just bringing up a national tragedy."

    • @richardball5843
      @richardball5843 2 роки тому +357

      @@exittierone “I guess you could say this joke will… crash and burn!”

    • @akkros707
      @akkros707 2 роки тому +67

      I feel like I can almost relate in a bad way and I'm already rethinking my life

    • @derekhemmings1693
      @derekhemmings1693 2 роки тому +71

      @@user-qk3sm5sz2x I mean making fun of dark things would be dark humor would it not?

  • @brandonsantana5981
    @brandonsantana5981 Рік тому +1033

    "This is a comedy show"
    "It was" was honestly the funniest part of his set and it wasnt even his joke

    • @MoralesCorner
      @MoralesCorner Місяць тому +4

      Absolutely. I mean, where is the comedy?

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 2 дні тому

      Dude on stage was the only one who wasn't making me laugh.

  • @KuroFoxxo
    @KuroFoxxo Рік тому +2561

    You gotta give this man credit. *It takes a lot to make Amy Schumer look like a decent comedian.*

    • @0-headepidemic377
      @0-headepidemic377 Рік тому +73

      At the very least, Amy Schumer sounds like she's making jokes

    • @ProdTTS
      @ProdTTS Рік тому +74

      @@0-headepidemic377Bold to assume she “makes” her own jokes.

    • @SomeGuyandHisHerps
      @SomeGuyandHisHerps Рік тому +63

      @@ProdTTS regardless of originality she at least *tells* jokes

    • @quackers519
      @quackers519 Рік тому +3

      @@SomeGuyandHisHerps ye lol

    • @resplndnt
      @resplndnt 11 місяців тому +9

      ⁠@@0-headepidemic377 her jokes tend to be stale but they’re jokes. I don’t like people complaining that she makes dirty jokes as if she isn’t allowed to.

  • @officernealy
    @officernealy 2 роки тому +5673

    This dude acts like he's a thirteen year old who watched an Adam Sandler movie behind his Mom's back and trying to impersonate him to his friends while hoping his Dad doesn't hear him excessively swear.

    • @wqeqweqwewq7271
      @wqeqweqwewq7271 2 роки тому

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    • @josephmurphy417
      @josephmurphy417 2 роки тому +235

      This is extremely specific and I love it

    • @deadpooljr13
      @deadpooljr13 2 роки тому +153

      This comment speaks of experience.

    • @Chopper140
      @Chopper140 2 роки тому +49

      That’s exactly what’s going on

    • @lordchaa1598
      @lordchaa1598 2 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂👏👏👏👍👍👍

  • @CarthusDojo
    @CarthusDojo 2 роки тому +29727

    Nah bro I’ve seen Joker enough times to know how this ends

    • @complimentbot7015
      @complimentbot7015 2 роки тому +640

      Joker is such a good movie

    • @TheRealityWarper08
      @TheRealityWarper08 2 роки тому +163

      Damnit you said it before me D:

    • @FD404OG
      @FD404OG 2 роки тому +222

      @@user-zz5tc8wo2b no

    • @uglyburrito_
      @uglyburrito_ 2 роки тому +258

      They should invite him onto the official podcast

    • @shadownova8966
      @shadownova8966 2 роки тому +33

      Oh hey, it's Carthu! Love the videos man

  • @xb0xmain18
    @xb0xmain18 Рік тому +1393

    The way he talks makes it seem like he just learned how to cuss

    • @ianford9221
      @ianford9221 Рік тому +64

      As a former 8 year old, I can relate

    • @tallajc-mt2zr
      @tallajc-mt2zr 11 місяців тому +10

      Yeah he seems to have the humor of a middle schooler

    • @bananduvk3394
      @bananduvk3394 8 місяців тому

      @@ianford9221😮😮😮😮

    • @fazbear_fanverse3858
      @fazbear_fanverse3858 7 місяців тому +7

      He uses cuss word like how 7 year old discovered what cussing is

    • @MoralesCorner
      @MoralesCorner Місяць тому +3

      Yeah, he seems to be having a puberty crisis at the tender age of 42

  • @billybong50
    @billybong50 2 роки тому +17395

    I think this guy is just living out his extreme humiliation fetish.

    • @controvertanimation4621
      @controvertanimation4621 2 роки тому +391

      the man delusinally believe that he's funny

    • @thefateofslate9095
      @thefateofslate9095 2 роки тому +168

      I hope you're right Matt

    • @RickyLoweYT
      @RickyLoweYT 2 роки тому +74

      getting knifed in black ops 2 gun game

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 2 роки тому +17

      good for him.

    • @rastamadra1704
      @rastamadra1704 2 роки тому +79

      I sure hope that is what he's doing because my pastor has better jokes than this

  • @666HeroHero
    @666HeroHero 2 роки тому +5102

    Quest completed: Distract the crowd while your ally sneaks through the back.

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      @wqeqweqwewq7271 2 роки тому

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    • @Channelisnowretired
      @Channelisnowretired 2 роки тому +130

      [POLICE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS]

    • @thetincanman2363
      @thetincanman2363 2 роки тому +293

      Sadly he rolled a natural 1 on the charisma check

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      @luketzen 2 роки тому +1

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    • @alistersvenschoff1885
      @alistersvenschoff1885 2 роки тому +14

      I wish that was the case haha

  • @Callingcardxxx
    @Callingcardxxx Рік тому +554

    The fact the crowd only laughs when other people in the crowd make fun of him is hilarious to me, istg

  • @user-xj3bz8wr6e
    @user-xj3bz8wr6e Рік тому +120

    "Who build the skyscrapers in this building?" is an all time classic

    • @orionbarnes1733
      @orionbarnes1733 2 місяці тому +9

      Feminism destroyed with FACTS and LOGIC

  • @unrecognizable_face
    @unrecognizable_face 2 роки тому +21731

    You know that this stand-up comedy really hits rock bottom when the crowd makes each other laugh

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      @luketzen 2 роки тому

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    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 2 роки тому +205

      That's for damn sure

    • @RicoFrank69
      @RicoFrank69 2 роки тому +896

      As soon as the crowd starts telling funnier jokes it’s time to go

    • @AshVeilll
      @AshVeilll 2 роки тому +249

      Damn, 4 hours in and we have spam for porn and shitty UA-cam channels.

    • @thelaststeakbender3150
      @thelaststeakbender3150 2 роки тому +121

      @@AshVeilll it’s gonna happen within the first 30 min. They’re really annoying but UA-cam is the only one who can do anything about it

  • @TheMcendreem1
    @TheMcendreem1 2 роки тому +9736

    He was absolutely right about how long this was going to feel

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      @wqeqweqwewq7271 2 роки тому +1

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    • @Mizu-AM
      @Mizu-AM 2 роки тому +75

      I wound up checking the duration wondering when it'll end :')

    • @HappyVLR
      @HappyVLR 2 роки тому +3

      Fr

    • @xy8340
      @xy8340 2 роки тому +17

      Almost twice as long as 7 minutes

    • @atomgripd
      @atomgripd 2 роки тому +35

      this video truly feels like a routine of perennial drowning with increments of relief (via Charlie’s commentary).

  • @haylpmiCccccc
    @haylpmiCccccc 6 місяців тому +90

    I started cracking up when the dude called the guy fat at the beginning and the camera man was just like “hey :(“

  • @ShellysAshes
    @ShellysAshes 7 місяців тому +250

    I actually feel sorry for the guy. Imagine waking up the next morning and remembering that actually happened, but then comforting yourself with “at least only a dozen people saw it”.

    • @hybridAbsol
      @hybridAbsol 7 місяців тому +29

      Yeah, until he looks outside the window, seeing tons of ppl with melee weapons knocking on his door

    • @Grattenj
      @Grattenj 6 місяців тому

      Haha 🤣

    • @lucaswalker1371
      @lucaswalker1371 2 місяці тому +5

      Imagine he was blacked out and he didn't know what happened until he got texts from his friends and sees this video.

  • @bailz1321
    @bailz1321 Рік тому +2184

    Lmao I find it funny how no one laughed at him but laughed at the dude in the crowed

  • @diamondplums503
    @diamondplums503 2 роки тому +3758

    He's like a child who just found out about curse words and wants to act cool and edgy

    • @Awzuki
      @Awzuki 2 роки тому +66

      he's literally how every gen z boy acts

    • @dropzone3078
      @dropzone3078 2 роки тому +2

      True

    • @thepotatogod6823
      @thepotatogod6823 2 роки тому +2

      @@Awzuki pain
      but warranted

    • @Contractor48
      @Contractor48 2 роки тому +11

      This is even worse than women stand up.

    • @zerir.3726
      @zerir.3726 2 роки тому +12

      this literally sounds like when the nerd edgy kid tries to stand up to the group of popular guys and then they just tear him to shreds

  • @user-iy1wh1cj7x
    @user-iy1wh1cj7x 2 роки тому +8859

    The audience only laughing at their own jokes but going dead silent when he says something is so funny and sad at the same time 😭😭

    • @gm6393
      @gm6393 2 роки тому +187

      Everyone in that audience becone best friends in that moment becuase of their shared hatred for him

    • @ohio72213
      @ohio72213 2 роки тому +5

      "bruh"

    • @dalstephen3834
      @dalstephen3834 2 роки тому +15

      IKR. Dude probably thinks he killed it...

    • @emilyj4298
      @emilyj4298 2 роки тому +25

      The secondhand embarrassment the whole thing gives me is killer

    • @juliancisthebest
      @juliancisthebest 2 роки тому +1

      @UA-cam is highkey garbage Lmao, well said

  • @williamgregory1848
    @williamgregory1848 Рік тому +80

    This physically hurt me. I'm literally convinced that this video is a form of self harm. Everything hurts

  • @master-san9000
    @master-san9000 10 місяців тому +74

    What impresses me is how well the crowd deals with this guy. Especially the camera man, dude was just having fun and even trying to support him, and he still went in on him for no absolute reason 💀

  • @yumsuc7069
    @yumsuc7069 2 роки тому +18826

    I feel like Charlie’s cut-ins from the video, are like when you get to a safe space/checkpoint in a horror game

    • @SydneyTheSad
      @SydneyTheSad 2 роки тому +183

      LOL

    • @xZippy
      @xZippy 2 роки тому +574

      Or when you scroll down to the comments during an extremely horrific part of a video and only scroll back up when you assume it's safe.

    • @rootsnootthnute8598
      @rootsnootthnute8598 2 роки тому +80

      Brief reprieves from the awesome awkwardness of a humorless man

    • @agentofthelostworld
      @agentofthelostworld 2 роки тому +72

      LMAO!!! Literally left4dead saferooms. This comment SENT me!! Hilarious analogy!

    • @graphite7898
      @graphite7898 2 роки тому +16

      That same moment of reprieve when you get to a safe room in a Resident Evil game

  • @bambini3741
    @bambini3741 2 роки тому +12457

    This man is living proof that swearing doesn’t = funny

    • @macshaneeee
      @macshaneeee 2 роки тому +406

      Depends on stage presence, tone, word choice and delivery. Maybe it could be funny

    • @replaydiskill
      @replaydiskill 2 роки тому +559

      @@macshaneeee it can be, but he had none of that to back him up. Just constant swearing along side insults - I mean “jokes”- which is what they meant I’m sure.

    • @soviet_nick6209
      @soviet_nick6209 2 роки тому +53

      Insults are sometimes funny but that depends on the delivery of it and this man was not even trying to be funny he was just being a asshole.

    • @dominicharrington992
      @dominicharrington992 2 роки тому +6

      *!=

    • @shupman4100
      @shupman4100 2 роки тому +258

      swearing is supposed to enhance jokes, not be the center of it

  • @Pigeon274
    @Pigeon274 Рік тому +583

    The actual saying is
    “ you’re as queer as a three dollar bill”
    and back in the day the word “queer” meant rare, and a three dollar bill is pretty rare so that’s where the saying came from

    • @empress_alex
      @empress_alex Рік тому +72

      Oh, that's interesting. It also means that Mr. "Comedian" here was actually complimenting that guy when he was trying to insult him, since calling someone 'rare' is usually seen as a good thing.

    • @knoxnottingham194
      @knoxnottingham194 Рік тому +10

      @@empress_alex well its now used to call someone queer

    • @aakash539
      @aakash539 Рік тому

      Thanks

    • @bryn1063
      @bryn1063 Рік тому +1

      Thanks i was confused. When did this come out?

    • @johngancarcik5682
      @johngancarcik5682 Рік тому

      Wow I honestly didn't know that queer meant rare huh learn something new everyday 😳 🙃

  • @Maciekzw
    @Maciekzw Рік тому +168

    Once he said "were only at the halfway point" my heart couldn't take it anymore. I guess I'll never know what happened in the second half 💀

  • @omegagames282
    @omegagames282 2 роки тому +13777

    As someone who isn’t really funny, this guy gives me hope. I can rest easy knowing that I’ll never be *this* unfunny

    • @DDdawg
      @DDdawg 2 роки тому +1092

      If it makes you feel any better, what you just said was kinda funny

    • @CTheRevillusionS
      @CTheRevillusionS 2 роки тому +513

      judging from experience and from this comment, you’re probably funnier than you think

    • @jamesmcmillian9890
      @jamesmcmillian9890 2 роки тому +191

      You always are your biggest critic. At least thats what I've been told lol, but it's true

    • @Aisatsana1971
      @Aisatsana1971 2 роки тому +25

      Nice pfp

    • @jamesmcmillian9890
      @jamesmcmillian9890 2 роки тому +124

      @@Aisatsana1971 thanks

  • @carterstevenson6009
    @carterstevenson6009 2 роки тому +6185

    “I’m supporting real comedians, I didn’t know you were gonna be here.”
    Legend.

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 2 роки тому +232

      How do you keep going after an L like that?? 😭😂

    • @Ben-ey2rl
      @Ben-ey2rl 2 роки тому +234

      Man got more laughs from that one line than the guy on stage his whole night

    • @NeganLucilleForever
      @NeganLucilleForever 2 роки тому +75

      that was the best burn, and it came from the audience

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 2 роки тому +9

      I would have let the guy smack me with the mic so he’d shatter his own wrist.

    • @thegreatone5984
      @thegreatone5984 2 роки тому +21

      @@srbrant5391 he probably would forget there’s a stage a fall over and pass out before reaching you

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 3 місяці тому +16

    Today I learned that I actually can get second hand embarrassment for someone through a cell phone.

  • @summaryart9091
    @summaryart9091 Рік тому +93

    The fact that the audience was laughing more at the camera man makes it so much worse

  • @fleetingselfconfidence612
    @fleetingselfconfidence612 2 роки тому +5700

    a prime example on how "edgy humour" isnt automatically funny just because its offensive

    • @juke9674
      @juke9674 2 роки тому +508

      NoOoOoo YoUrE jjuSSt ofFeNdED HaHaHa

    • @dakabaka4912
      @dakabaka4912 2 роки тому +279

      haha I said the funny N-word....
      Now suffer

    • @DaFifaKid
      @DaFifaKid 2 роки тому +549

      he was acting like a 13 year old whos parents are gone for the weekend and so you start saying random curse words because you can

    • @zSion
      @zSion 2 роки тому +11

      yes it is. seethe

    • @YehudiNimol
      @YehudiNimol 2 роки тому +279

      @@zSion L + ratio + nerd + called your mom + 3$ haircut + another ratio + broke + no friends + another L + ratio

  • @ImJustJonnY.
    @ImJustJonnY. 2 роки тому +11894

    The crowd got more laughs by the crowd itself than the guy telling the jokes

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      @wqeqweqwewq7271 2 роки тому

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    • @seaofbees783
      @seaofbees783 2 роки тому +167

      why is there only bots 😭😭😭

    • @ketakidd
      @ketakidd 2 роки тому +23

      thats what you call good crowd work

    • @cavemanzach9475
      @cavemanzach9475 2 роки тому +38

      This chucklehead encouraged a bunch of comradery among the audience god bless

    • @voo_dou394
      @voo_dou394 2 роки тому +30

      Not even cardiac arrest can kill speedeagon

  • @heisenbones2477
    @heisenbones2477 8 місяців тому +25

    He’s the type of guy to say he likes like dark humour than say 82 racial slurs

  • @lelandsprenger9491
    @lelandsprenger9491 Рік тому +19

    "Who hurt this man?"

  • @p1cklef4rmer6
    @p1cklef4rmer6 2 роки тому +7048

    I know being a comedian isn't the easiest thing in the world, but he didn't even try.

    • @lordkaijux5262
      @lordkaijux5262 2 роки тому +275

      Try? He didn't even think.

    • @senata.s3034
      @senata.s3034 2 роки тому +226

      @@lordkaijux5262 Think? i don't think he even has the braincells required to produce a thought

    • @TsunaXZ
      @TsunaXZ 2 роки тому +116

      @@senata.s3034 Braincells? He doesn't deserve to have those.

    • @peen2804
      @peen2804 2 роки тому +117

      @@TsunaXZ well… you tried I guess

    • @TylerTraverse
      @TylerTraverse 2 роки тому +63

      @@TsunaXZ Deserve? He doesn't even serve F's.

  • @depresseywolf3860
    @depresseywolf3860 2 роки тому +3174

    This rare case of reverse heckling, where the "comedian" heckles the crowd that's trying to ignore him.

    • @Opiis
      @Opiis 2 роки тому +37

      But did you know that 15 minutes can save you 15% or more if you switch to Geico?

    • @rud5101
      @rud5101 2 роки тому +23

      @@Opiis But can Geico see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

    • @therealCamoron
      @therealCamoron 2 роки тому

      They're other comics

    • @theratking14
      @theratking14 2 роки тому +2

      @@rud5101 But can CTC see how You’re in good hands?

    • @bane2201
      @bane2201 2 роки тому +5

      It's not reverse heckling, it's just heckling. The real stage is the rest of the bar - there were no comedians on the "stage". It's a guy off the stage making fun of the comedians on the stage.

  • @theguywhoisaustralian1465
    @theguywhoisaustralian1465 Рік тому +27

    3:19
    The cameraman's little "heeey" was funny as hell

  • @Depressed_Jaguar13
    @Depressed_Jaguar13 Рік тому +43

    That KFC joke didnt even make sense he said "double stacker" like a burger

  • @JawbreakerJuice
    @JawbreakerJuice 2 роки тому +25566

    he should’ve left the second a crowd member got more laughs

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    • @JynxzisSon
      @JynxzisSon 2 роки тому +724

      these bots are so annoying

  • @fr0ck360
    @fr0ck360 2 роки тому +5110

    I love how every worst comedian has to resort into throwing swears and insults to the audience

    • @nascr7_47
      @nascr7_47 2 роки тому +69

      like kramer at the laugh factory...

    • @godlywalrus2694
      @godlywalrus2694 2 роки тому +177

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    • @beefysupreme
      @beefysupreme 2 роки тому +24

      @@godlywalrus2694 bet she hasn't 😏

    • @dr.wallacebreen3859
      @dr.wallacebreen3859 2 роки тому +74

      @@luketzen too bad UA-cam removed dislikes because your video probably has thousands of dislikes and one like

  • @varessi3810
    @varessi3810 Рік тому +37

    It’s so embarrassing to see someone that thinks insulting and hurting people for absolutely no reason is considered comedy

    • @Catimixto
      @Catimixto 7 місяців тому +1

      The purest my dear

  • @MentalAviation049
    @MentalAviation049 Рік тому +93

    This man's humor is too advanced for human comprehension

    • @leopatria
      @leopatria 11 місяців тому +4

      I can’t comprehend how he thought any of this was funny enough for quite literally anybody

    • @matias9978
      @matias9978 8 місяців тому

      If you pretend you're funny that doesn't mean you are

  • @Mike-zy7ms
    @Mike-zy7ms 2 роки тому +3619

    Imagine being the comic who goes on after him. You wouldn’t even need to have any material.

    • @mechanicalt-rex8874
      @mechanicalt-rex8874 2 роки тому +208

      The bar probably closed down out of shame for letting the guy go for so long😂

    • @ryedj707
      @ryedj707 2 роки тому +79

      Was literally thinking the next person up was prolly like "Wow, after that I could say anything and y'all would probably laugh."

    • @simonboucher5170
      @simonboucher5170 2 роки тому +62

      Maybe he was covering up for his friend who was going after him to make him more confident.
      "Don't worry man, i'm gonna do such a shitty stand up the public will cry for you to come on the scene to replace me no matter what awfull jokes you tell them"

    • @AsianCole
      @AsianCole 2 роки тому +33

      lmaooo “so, how bout that last dude :D”

    • @OhShiverMeTimbers
      @OhShiverMeTimbers 2 роки тому +10

      I would switch my whole routine to just shitting on this guy and it'd go down a storm.

  • @cynikov
    @cynikov 2 роки тому +6575

    the fact that more people laughed at the camera man’s jokes than the “comedian” says a lot…

  • @dondavir6658
    @dondavir6658 Рік тому +21

    This guy played "Comedy Night" drunk one night and heard one person laugh. Took it as a sign to go pro.

  • @saltyc_man1999
    @saltyc_man1999 Рік тому +26

    11:00 someone give this man a medal. You can hear the 7 person crowd laugh harder than the "comic" has ever heard.

  • @mrsunderstood8141
    @mrsunderstood8141 2 роки тому +4907

    I used to think it was unreasonable for people to throw tomatoes at performances in cartoons but now I understand, I've ascensded upon watch

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. 2 роки тому +152

      I wouldn't even waste tomatoes on that guy, they don't deserve such a fate.

    • @zatrat5696
      @zatrat5696 2 роки тому +77

      I would throw rotten eggs

    • @gracet6533
      @gracet6533 2 роки тому +6

      Ascended upon watch, omg 😂😭❤️‍🔥

    • @HonsHon
      @HonsHon 2 роки тому +21

      @@zatrat5696 Damn you hate those eggs that much?

    • @DivinityAwakened
      @DivinityAwakened 2 роки тому +10

      I'd go to a comedy club that provided tomatoes to throw at dudes like this

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim589 2 роки тому +6335

    The dead silence after the golf ball "joke" gave me secondhand embarrassment.

    • @dualtahunter4043
      @dualtahunter4043 2 роки тому +275

      That was legitimately the most brutal thing I've ever witnessed

    • @thugtop10s
      @thugtop10s 2 роки тому +16

      @@dualtahunter4043 💯

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 2 роки тому +6

      Whennnmm

    • @huh5909
      @huh5909 2 роки тому +102

      The silence was loud

    • @dvdv7777
      @dvdv7777 2 роки тому +58

      The cringe concentration was intense.

  • @iamatlas7551
    @iamatlas7551 10 місяців тому +13

    It's taken me a few attempts to get through this video because the second hand embarrassment is that intense.

  • @Punkster1022
    @Punkster1022 Рік тому +19

    The best part is the crowd is laughing at each others jokes more than they are his 😂

  • @vingaxoc6543
    @vingaxoc6543 2 роки тому +2308

    Not a single joke was said. He’s literally just starting fights with people.

    • @punkfluff3395
      @punkfluff3395 2 роки тому

      The amount of likes this one has.😈

    • @punkfluff3395
      @punkfluff3395 2 роки тому +6

      I mean, there was at least one joke. It just wasn't very good...

    • @ethanob2167
      @ethanob2167 2 роки тому +2

      @@punkfluff3395 where is the “one joke” which you’re referring too, please can you hit me with the time stamp?

    • @punkfluff3395
      @punkfluff3395 2 роки тому +2

      @@ethanob2167 It's at 5:40.

    • @who-_-Cares
      @who-_-Cares 2 роки тому +1

      Alcohol makes you do stupid shit

  • @Joooools
    @Joooools 2 роки тому +2221

    “Who built the skyscrapers in this building?”
    Nailed it.

    • @lexihart5416
      @lexihart5416 2 роки тому +26

      read my mind😭

    • @yumsuc7069
      @yumsuc7069 2 роки тому +24

      Damn right 😎

    • @Vulnresati
      @Vulnresati 2 роки тому +124

      Who built the roads in the skyscrapers?

    • @jb2534
      @jb2534 2 роки тому +66

      I wasn't even able to register that part because I was in so much pain listening to this guy, so I want to thank you for writing this, literally fell off my bed laughing

    • @bengallup9321
      @bengallup9321 Рік тому +11

      Lol, then has the audacity to lecture the audience about grammar.

  • @digitalshadow6545
    @digitalshadow6545 Рік тому +28

    when he said it was gonna feel long, I didn't know it would be this long...

  • @Alex-is-really-complicated
    @Alex-is-really-complicated Рік тому +15

    This is just how a lot of men are in this world and it’s honestly sad asf to see them blame women for their own issues 💀

  • @Lasvegas1newyork0
    @Lasvegas1newyork0 2 роки тому +3470

    I once had to do CPR on a man after he OD'd on heroin while his wife and children were in the next room hysterical and I'd rather relive that on repeat than see that set again.

  • @godofthecripples1237
    @godofthecripples1237 2 роки тому +2854

    As someone in a wheelchair, I would have to argue that I would actually deliver the worst stand-up comedy ever

  • @Lunar_Atronach
    @Lunar_Atronach Рік тому +14

    The "good one" at 4:16 kills me

  • @Poptartsthatareplain101
    @Poptartsthatareplain101 3 дні тому +1

    “Who hurt this man?” Took me OUT!!🤣😂😂👌

  • @BeatRiceIsHere
    @BeatRiceIsHere 2 роки тому +2212

    Rule number one of totally amazing comedy: If you have a potential joke, make sure to add 20 swear words to it. It automatically makes it 100 times funnier and definitely doesn’t make it feel forced

    • @DaNewWrksOfMeh
      @DaNewWrksOfMeh 2 роки тому +105

      Only a potential joke. You gotta start to say something funny and then ruin it by yelling at the audience. That's comedy right there

    • @pichu2364
      @pichu2364 2 роки тому +44

      @junko Yo thanks for the new Iphone 17, don’t know how you know my location to ship it but whatever

    • @TheStubbyPencil
      @TheStubbyPencil 2 роки тому +13

      Basically what Seth Rogen was thinking when he made Sausage Party and Santa Inc.

    • @Dnkwiz
      @Dnkwiz 2 роки тому +2

      Lol, your pfp is perfect for thia comment.

    • @MelloProto
      @MelloProto 2 роки тому +2

      Best pfp

  • @pembrokelove
    @pembrokelove 2 роки тому +2585

    Part of me really wants a “worst comedy” playlist, but that seems like an exercise in masochism.

    • @snowlockholmes6751
      @snowlockholmes6751 2 роки тому +109

      Just find an Amy Schumer standup playlist, same difference really.

    • @ArbiterofMankind
      @ArbiterofMankind 2 роки тому +53

      @@snowlockholmes6751 Is there one where she doesn't pay the audience to laugh at her 50 vagina jokes?

    • @j9yninefr976
      @j9yninefr976 2 роки тому +23

      @@ArbiterofMankind Yeah, it’s the one where she pays the audience to pretend they haven’t heard all of her jokes she took from other comedians

    • @jadedjimmy
      @jadedjimmy 2 роки тому +7

      Right? For some reason I’ve always loved watching wannabe comics just bomb onstage, but I’ve always wondered why 😂

    • @IamBean334
      @IamBean334 2 роки тому +3

      So is this top down state of decay?

  • @aJazzcat
    @aJazzcat Рік тому +47

    For anyone who has never been to an open mic night - there is NOTHING more uncomfortable and more painful than watching an amateur comic bomb

  • @cameraman6277
    @cameraman6277 Рік тому +23

    Can we appreciate the fact that Charlie never makes us skip the last two minutes of the video? I mean, this guy never tells you to sub because he knows you will. He’s a damn mind reader.

  • @XxMATTxXist
    @XxMATTxXist 2 роки тому +4930

    His comedy routine is actually the art of setting himself up to get roasted. Its genius it saves alot of time to actually have to write your own jokes and let the crowd do it for you. The crowd is oblivious what a legend.

  • @becca53444
    @becca53444 2 роки тому +1883

    This isn’t a stand up routine. This is just a guy venting to a live audience instead of his therapist

    • @wormhole91
      @wormhole91 2 роки тому +7

      thats exactly whats happening

    • @troy801
      @troy801 2 роки тому +1

      Nailed it, friend

    • @eddiedingle767
      @eddiedingle767 2 роки тому +6

      @UA-cam is highkey garbage really makes you wonder, what is less expensive:
      Getting good therapy sessions in America with your privatized health insurance, because you sure as hell ain't paying out of pocket. And even with your insurance, it still isn't cheap.
      Or
      B: a lifetime of embarrassment, humiliation, deep deep psychological torment, existential sense of dread, etc

    • @deplorabledegenerate2630
      @deplorabledegenerate2630 2 роки тому +1

      This worked for Rodney Dangerfield and Sam Kinison. They could have even made a few of these jokes work "when you say I do she says I don't". Difference is charisma (Rod) and relatability (Sam).

  • @phobiavirus5200
    @phobiavirus5200 Рік тому +10

    it feels like im watching another joker movie

  • @mynamenowhastobeasecret.2079
    @mynamenowhastobeasecret.2079 Рік тому +14

    I’d rather watch an hour of old navy commercials than this

  • @ryanjohansson8950
    @ryanjohansson8950 Рік тому +5312

    This isn’t stand-up comedy. This is someone having a complete breakdown and trying to fight everyone.

    • @Blessed_V0id
      @Blessed_V0id Рік тому +103

      As someone having a breakdown, I do not condone this Neanderthal

    • @SnailHatan
      @SnailHatan Рік тому +33

      Yeah, that’s pretty much every comedy club open mic

    • @Bingo-Productions
      @Bingo-Productions Рік тому +33

      its sit down comedy

    • @pineapple7024
      @pineapple7024 Рік тому +57

      Stand-up tragedy

    • @ciphergacha9100
      @ciphergacha9100 Рік тому +4

      @@pineapple7024 stand up fight club

  • @Trisaaru
    @Trisaaru 2 роки тому +1427

    This shouldn't even be considered a stand-up comedy routine. This is just verbal diarrhea in a comedy club.

    • @XNick291X
      @XNick291X 2 роки тому +43

      The fact the crowd heckling him got more responses says a lot tbh

    • @guydude7550
      @guydude7550 2 роки тому +1

      Dude, it was Comedy Night in real life. Wow!

    • @genodedemon5109
      @genodedemon5109 2 роки тому +8

      It felt like I was in a angry Xbox party. 😂

    • @luketzen
      @luketzen 2 роки тому

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    • @Tores444
      @Tores444 2 роки тому +2

      Well it was an attempt at comedy

  • @joeyjbeck
    @joeyjbeck 2 роки тому +1632

    I love how when the audience is laughing at their own jokes, it goes dead silent the exact second he says something. Unbelievable

    • @luketzen
      @luketzen 2 роки тому

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    • @laserbear4641
      @laserbear4641 2 роки тому +66

      They don't want him to mistake it as them laughing at his jokes.

    • @blackwingdragonmasta
      @blackwingdragonmasta 2 роки тому +20

      Because his jokes weren't jokes he was just insulting people there was nothing witty or funny about it

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 2 роки тому +7

      @@blackwingdragonmasta teenagers into “dark humor”:
      WHAT???? That’s so funny wdym?

  • @Hutchman05
    @Hutchman05 2 роки тому +583

    “Cause he’s WAY too fat”
    Guy with the camera: hey.. :(

  • @matthewlorton3428
    @matthewlorton3428 3 місяці тому +2

    "Hes way to fat for me"
    "Hey"
    Why did that get me 😂

  • @random1997_
    @random1997_ 2 дні тому +1

    This went from a comedy club to a roast battle

  • @hushex5150
    @hushex5150 2 роки тому +2065

    This is the definition of “Task failed successfully”. Dude was trying to be funny but he was literally laughed at for being rude

    • @gublaman
      @gublaman 2 роки тому +94

      His jokes were straight out of some subreddit comment section

    • @violetwade6528
      @violetwade6528 2 роки тому +25

      @@gublaman lol "jokes"

    • @spike5499
      @spike5499 2 роки тому +1

      @@gublaman LMAO

  • @root3554
    @root3554 2 роки тому +3564

    he cussed and degraded people. his humor was simply too great for us to comprehend

  • @henrysavage9753
    @henrysavage9753 9 днів тому +1

    “Don’t ruin the set you’re doing good🙂” took me out 😂

  • @jamestudio2014
    @jamestudio2014 9 місяців тому +5

    It would make me feel better about humanity if I found out this was something the government staged in order to raise self-esteem.

  • @nail3692
    @nail3692 2 роки тому +1804

    The crowd was literally funnier than him

  • @creative_leafeonpony_fan1545
    @creative_leafeonpony_fan1545 2 роки тому +5181

    The cameraman was smart to just shout "Good closure!" and pretty much force him to stop performing. Quick thinking saved the whole audience a lot more time.

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 2 роки тому +149

      “Closer”

    • @pineapple7024
      @pineapple7024 Рік тому +97

      @@jarnold1789
      Yeah, I don’t think this man will ever have closure

    • @shannonrobbins59
      @shannonrobbins59 Рік тому +49

      The Cameraman should honestly be the one up on stage

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Рік тому

      @@pineapple7024will any of us?

    • @rahulsharma-ht7ut
      @rahulsharma-ht7ut 5 місяців тому +2

      Amy schumers long lost brother

  • @Eramaeis
    @Eramaeis 9 місяців тому +23

    He said “who’s he performing for? Mannequins?!” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jadentrower9743
    @jadentrower9743 Рік тому +9

    The beautiful thing about comedy is that not everyone can do it. There are people who are funny and people who laugh, this guy is a prime example of someone who should just laugh at other people’s jokes and get off stage.

  • @franklinturtle9849
    @franklinturtle9849 2 роки тому +4547

    Here is my theory: The man isn't even a comedian. An actual comedian cancelled. They were sick or whatever. The manager just tossed some drunk dude a pitcher of beer to go make an ass of himself.

    • @stevem.o.1185
      @stevem.o.1185 2 роки тому +263

      I mean... That's how I started doing stand up, and I was far drunker than this guy. But it actually went relatively well. Well, relative to this.

    • @th3thatguy631
      @th3thatguy631 2 роки тому +101

      @@stevem.o.1185 I just watched some of your stuff, and its actually pretty good keep up the work!

    • @majjegaming5927
      @majjegaming5927 2 роки тому +5

      That's gotta be it

    • @shadowcween7890
      @shadowcween7890 2 роки тому +19

      @@th3thatguy631 based on your review, may be I'll have a look at it too

    • @ttgNiqqa
      @ttgNiqqa 2 роки тому +62

      He clearly said its open mic

  • @subjectdelta4758
    @subjectdelta4758 2 роки тому +2389

    This dude makes Amy Schumer seem mediocrely funny

    • @DarkKnight-cz3xz
      @DarkKnight-cz3xz Рік тому +120

      Your being too kind

    • @Lrizu
      @Lrizu Рік тому +165

      Too far buddy, he makes Amy sound unfunny instead of unbearably awful

    • @atillanandorfuri3343
      @atillanandorfuri3343 Рік тому

      What do you mean, "muh pussy stank" is the peak of the comedic arts.

    • @dummyo4244
      @dummyo4244 Рік тому

      Woah buddy no one’s more unfunny then her

    • @Sami597-_-
      @Sami597-_- Рік тому +12

      It's close between these Two But I think he's worse

  • @liamheffernederby3278
    @liamheffernederby3278 Рік тому +2

    Who built skyscrapers in this building will never get old 😂

  • @DevineGamingChannel
    @DevineGamingChannel Рік тому +3

    Camera man killed em with the "yo teach" 🤣🤣🤣 if no one knows, that's a reference from the move "Funny People" with Adam Sandler.

  • @emobxby7777
    @emobxby7777 2 роки тому +2629

    he was drinking his sorrows away over his wife leaving him, then tried to bring everyone else down with him

    • @sgt.boneface7467
      @sgt.boneface7467 2 роки тому

      Fr tho?

    • @AkshayDidIt
      @AkshayDidIt 2 роки тому +6

      @junko I have seen that movie! Saving Private S*X

    • @Maazitung
      @Maazitung 2 роки тому +14

      Oh man you should watch the whole clip. Charlie left out the biggest moment. I'm not gonna spoil it but let's just say it involves a "your momma" joke followed by a violent reaction by the "comedian".

    • @axxaryllis
      @axxaryllis 2 роки тому +1

      @junko shut up

    • @kalodawg8297
      @kalodawg8297 Рік тому

      imagine believing him when he said he had a wife lmao

  • @Squiggy2010
    @Squiggy2010 2 роки тому +1568

    The crowd guy yelling "Don't ruin the set, you're doing good!" was funnier than any joke the comic had.

  • @jygaynor3900
    @jygaynor3900 Рік тому +8

    my life drains from my body everytime the 'comedy' comes back on

  • @AuralAscendance
    @AuralAscendance Рік тому +7

    Thank you Charlie for blessing us with your voice so we didn't have to go through that 7 minutes of pain alone 🙏

  • @dapperskeleton69
    @dapperskeleton69 2 роки тому +1869

    this guy is totally that one guy on call of duty voice chat who thinks that rape jokes and sexism jokes are the best thing ever and just won't stop making them while his baby keeps crying in the background while his mom vaccums

    • @shrodingerkat3296
      @shrodingerkat3296 2 роки тому +97

      9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

    • @sssmasher
      @sssmasher 2 роки тому +39

      @@shrodingerkat3296 what :(

    • @shrodingerkat3296
      @shrodingerkat3296 2 роки тому +8

      @@sssmasher it's a joke to sorta make a point

    • @sssmasher
      @sssmasher 2 роки тому +32

      @@shrodingerkat3296 i know i know, those cod lobbyes were wild

    • @shrodingerkat3296
      @shrodingerkat3296 2 роки тому +53

      @@sssmasher MW2 my dude. The good old days. Here's another. What do you call a morbidly obese woman with a rape whistle? Optimistic

  • @Berd
    @Berd 2 роки тому +3346

    this guy is onto something, i might be down to get f'd by a grasshopper

    • @wqeqweqwewq7271
      @wqeqweqwewq7271 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/lyTIcFYtIQ4/v-deo.html
      .

    • @groovybean6457
      @groovybean6457 2 роки тому +158

      Berd what the fuck are you saying

    • @CurvyKirby2.-
      @CurvyKirby2.- 2 роки тому +93

      I'll be the grass to ur hopper

    • @hogmuncher
      @hogmuncher 2 роки тому +21

      This gonna be the next video you release?

    • @SirTorcharite
      @SirTorcharite 2 роки тому +9

      Found the furry

  • @gigarott
    @gigarott Рік тому +5

    "Who built the skyscrapers in this building" was literally the only funny thing that came out of his mouth 😂 🤣

  • @izukumidoryia6319
    @izukumidoryia6319 Рік тому +19

    It was less than ok until he say he got married to a “c*nt”. That made me angry. I’ve had bad experiences being called that by males and it still DOES NOT settle well with me.

    • @mr.a8315
      @mr.a8315 Рік тому +1

      🌻😙

    • @lovffle
      @lovffle 6 місяців тому +6

      No wonder that woman left him

    • @MontCerene
      @MontCerene 4 місяці тому +2

      Literally. What an unusual way to tell people you only view women as sentient sex toys

  • @richardlusk8024
    @richardlusk8024 2 роки тому +420

    "golf is the most boring thing to watch"
    "It was"
    LOLOLO

    • @Slappaccino
      @Slappaccino 2 роки тому +25

      Absolutely cremated him with that one.

    • @knashboi3914
      @knashboi3914 2 роки тому +7

      That left me fucking speechless

    • @Lordecai
      @Lordecai 2 роки тому +2

      5:43

  • @Wyonite
    @Wyonite 2 роки тому +2794

    The dude insulted himself almost as equally as he insulted his audience. Truly glorious.

    • @AB-nk5wv
      @AB-nk5wv 2 роки тому +25

      The craziest part is he thought he was killing 😂

    • @nocturnaliism
      @nocturnaliism 2 роки тому +2

      @@AB-nk5wv he just ended up shooting himself, although even if he hadn’t I’m pretty sure people would find him pathetic

    • @nobodyknew
      @nobodyknew 2 роки тому +1

      this comment has a pretty significant like to reply ratio. interesting.

    • @Wyonite
      @Wyonite 2 роки тому +1

      @@nobodyknew if you’re implying that I used a bot to like my comment, I assure you I didn’t. I taught the fleshpiles in my basement to like my comments for me. In all seriousness, I’m too dumb and too uncaring to deal with likes, dislikes, or subscriber count.

    • @nobodyknew
      @nobodyknew 2 роки тому +1

      @@Wyonite nope, not intentionally. Just mirin.

  • @henryfunk6087
    @henryfunk6087 Рік тому +9

    “Lay awake thinking of embarrassing things you’ve done” literally me last night

  • @Vongoat
    @Vongoat Рік тому +43

    Charlie has made me laugh more than these guys will ever 🤣

  • @Jearbearjenkins
    @Jearbearjenkins Рік тому +4400

    Bro should 100% come back. He was ahead of his time. He’d be a HUGE incel podcaster these days

    • @_gorillazfreakinc._2
      @_gorillazfreakinc._2 Рік тому +188

      Andrew Tate vibes

    • @Spectrik
      @Spectrik Рік тому +177

      @@_gorillazfreakinc._2 This was the Tate prototype the later models were obviously more successful

    • @F-18Super
      @F-18Super Рік тому +32

      @@_gorillazfreakinc._2 at least tate was funny and gave good advice. This guy…………guy hasn’t felt the touch of a woman in decades.

    • @Evokai6419
      @Evokai6419 Рік тому +162

      @@F-18Super Tate probably hasn't been touched by a woman he hasn't paid so I mean..eh?

    • @jam2727
      @jam2727 Рік тому +97

      @@F-18Super first sentence is wrong

  • @WelloBello
    @WelloBello 2 роки тому +332

    “Yeah man, I got a dark sense of humor!” **Misogyny**

    • @TunkerWunker
      @TunkerWunker 2 роки тому +13

      I swear people don’t understand what it means people just use it as a excuse

    • @MaxiemumKarnage
      @MaxiemumKarnage 2 роки тому

      Well women are a joke

    • @ink_prince
      @ink_prince 2 роки тому +6

      With some homophobic whipped cream.

    • @giantpinkcat
      @giantpinkcat Рік тому +2

      @@ink_prince And a transphobic cherry on top

    • @masonwright7700
      @masonwright7700 Рік тому

      ​@@ink_prince nobody is scared of gay people

  • @Harry_Jbxfrd
    @Harry_Jbxfrd Рік тому +25

    the only joke here, is him( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @KaelWrit
    @KaelWrit Рік тому +2

    this is like the embodiment of guys on twitter who say something racist & mean and then say "cant you take a joke?"

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 2 роки тому +1580

    This guy uses “no offense” the way frat dudes use “no homo”

    • @lizw.4619
      @lizw.4619 Рік тому +6

      Underrated comment

    • @djb1zarre_kompatime
      @djb1zarre_kompatime Рік тому +3

      Ong

    • @laptv2144
      @laptv2144 Рік тому +2

      @@Emberry lol no he doesn’t. You just don’t want to face the reality that guys who are attractive and socially successful in college are likely to still be attractive and successful in the real world today. Classic nerd syndrome. This guy looks more like he didn’t go to college or spent it with some weird edgy gamers which is similar to parts of this subscriber base.

    • @robynruru6165
      @robynruru6165 Рік тому +1

      @@laptv2144 Go back to andrew tate, I don't think this channel is for you.

    • @wakemeupOUTSIDE
      @wakemeupOUTSIDE Рік тому

      @@laptv2144 ok middle age frat boy

  • @BlueJayYT
    @BlueJayYT 2 роки тому +5422

    This man is clearly on a higher plane of comedy that we mere mortals simply can't comprehend.

    • @happytimes8623
      @happytimes8623 2 роки тому +47

      its the only explanation

    • @JynxzisSon
      @JynxzisSon 2 роки тому +11

      our brains haven’t evolved to that level

    • @bigsweatyboy1
      @bigsweatyboy1 2 роки тому +17

      @@elizabeth-gt8rv SHUT UP

    • @where_is_sauce
      @where_is_sauce 2 роки тому +1

      The world just doesnt uderstand his geniuses

    • @polarpub4349
      @polarpub4349 2 роки тому +56

      can't believe youtube removed the dislike button when no one was complaining about it but somehow can't remove these bots spamming in the comments even though everyone is complaining about it.