Options: 1. Be a spy, then backstab everyone 2. Be a sniper, use machina, then shoot the red team in front of the gate by surprise 3. Be a medic, use default medigun, heal everyone idling to build up ubercharge, then activate the charge for yourself to go trough the red team 4. Be a scout, drink Bonk! Atomic puch, then go trough the red team. 5. Be a heavy, use the brass beast, do the conga taunt, then when the red team follows, mow them down 6. Or just have fun with the idlers and wait for your death
Imagine after a few minutes, the entire red team started sleeping bc no blu's were coming out of the base. Hoovy pushed the cart all the way alone with red's sleeping
Teddy Roosebelt: (*Singing in Russian*) (*gasp!*) Idle Sniper: I am friend! You are pretty princess! Teddy: Thank you! You are big war hero! Sniper: Hah! I love you! Teddy: Ohohohohoho! I love you, giant man! Sniper: Kiss me! Teddy: Very well! (*Smooch*) Teddy: Come sleep with me! Sniper: Heheheheheh! Tux: _Нет!_ Sandvich and I are coming for you! Teddy & Sniper: Aaaaah! Tux: (*screaming*) Sandvich: Don't run! It's just ham! Still a better love story than Twilight! :D
which one the moonwalking sniper or the medic being high as shit because beacive it or not medic actally does that in game he goes OCTOBERFEST instedor wunderbar
@@ramlanbinhamidat3182 pretty sure on the market depending on the quality of those cosmetics, they'd sell anywhere from a mere 35 to 160 dollars on a bad day, and heavy just gave them to scout for a game of dress up
Because your soul is trapped in this plane of existence so you know you have some unfinished work to do and when you make more SFM vids then you'll be put to rest forever in heaven of you tubers?
@@orange_ssoda Back in the days(meaning 2014, 2015, 2016. 2017, 2018 and 2019), I always used to think that is the sentry gun/dispenser everytime I watch this video. LOL XD.
I remember watching this 4 years ago, I was barely 8, and I loved the characters and had to get more involved, (4 years later) I soon became a tf2 player.
Animation is simple and a lot of them are from game. Unnatural movements like in Spy's moment. Story is good, but it should have better animation. But srsly maybe one saxxy is good.
Simple solutions to wake (some of) the mercs up Soldier: say that the enemy hates America Demoman: say that the enemy has scrumpy or say that the enemy is racist Heavy: tell him that the enemy has a supply of sandviches Sniper: tell him that he can get some sick frags because there are friendlies Spy: same as sniper
EmperorFaiz why were you rushed its not like our forced to keep a schedule of when you upload you can take your time I'm an example of someone who wants to make a video but also doesn't have good enough skills or programs/equipment also I'm lazy as fuck
TheIggyKoopinator yeah but that shouldn't make it so he doesn't have time to change the skin of the model and so what if he doesn't meet the deadline its not like the weapon you get is such a big deal I don't even want to try to get it because its just a remodel of the default weapon but it turns enemy's into gold so what big deal!
There's two ways to react towards idle players and this shows it off well. The animation is pretty good with various actions going on out there in denial and acceptance stages. I found it to be very funny on the two halves of the video with the Heavy doing so many things to the idle players. Good job with this video with your idea being used well with some great comedy.
I logged onto a server once, and took a few seconds to check my settings. A sniper was watching me, I left to go join in defending, a pop up: kick ME for idling Next thing I know, I'm banned.
Pok3Wolf Typical TF2 moment xD One time i just left the keyboard 3 seconds to drink some beer from my mug,then one stupid medic watched me only 1 second and voted me after i going to attack....then all idiots voted me and i got banned :D This gonna be anoying because when i see a player idling for many minutes and i vote to kick him all players vote no :P
***** Very anoying xD,if you vote to kick someone that was idle the entire round everyone vote no,but if you stop from playing 2 seconds to fill your cup with some water/soda you will get instantly voted off :P
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Imagine if the heavy took
the spy's invis watch
Pyros flamethrower
And attached himself a medi gun
...
retwrf
Gabe newel called saying that the new heavy is now NERFED
forgot about the dead ringer?
The tenth class...
Heavy: (pushes heavy)
Heavy: Ugh, he is heavy
(Seinfeld theme starts playing)
That took some time for me to get the joke XD
Great I spat out my milk through my nose.
*Seinfeld
He just has a larger hitbox
Yeah no shit he IS heavy
The quality of this animation slowly improves throughout the video.
Animation can take years
Just like your reply
Just a reminder for someone to comment on this 3 years later
I am here
Okay
When you add bots in a custom map
**Anger: 100**
Heavy forgot to generate the nav file
@@wilfreddv this bot AI hiding in server
the nav file broke
**Typing furiously** nav_generate
This has different meaning now
The most balanced team ive seen in my whole tf2 carrier
ScrappyHaxor I've heard of American Carriers, but I ain't heard of TF2 Carriers
Fin Welsh career as a mercenary lol
ScrappyHaxor I know
Tf2 aircraft carriers? Yeah.
@@SolsLuminous cant believe ur responding to a 5 year old comment on an 8 year old video.
Best lines:
Scout: ...
Soldier
Pyro: ...
Demoman: ...
Heavy: Heavy is heavy
Heavy clone: ...
Engineer: ...
Medic: ...
Sniper: ...
Spy: ...
bonk
soldier
bonk
5 4 3 2 1
Just Somethin “he is heavy”
So this is what Heavy does in his free time. He levitated through intense meditation.
3:58 Hes danci'n like micheal jackson
More like intense medication
I saw it at the exact time
I had seen it at the same time as well
*Everybody is idle*
Heavy:IM GONNA USE SPY AS A BOAT!!!
French Canals
New minecraft boat type
Craft: 🥖⬜🥖
🥖🥖🥖
@@ЛеонідБородай-ж6х 💀
@@ЛеонідБородай-ж6х boataguette
0:55 The BLU medic is holding a RED syringe gun. Wow
He got only forgot to fix it
That medic is a spy!
@@swikews1316 or he stealed it
@@chypethechilean Ah yes "stealed"
@@DeletedTroll he meant to say stealdeded
3:56 And here we have a red medic in its natural habitat, getting high on his own supply of medicine.
Its mating call is similar to “Vündelbarg”, which is a complete guess since it doesn’t speak any language on existance.
@@fernandoescobar4014 I'm not sure whether you actually know or not, but it's actually Wünderbar
Wünderbar = Wonderful
and we have the majestic Sniper moon walking
@@dice2030 sniper's majestic either way, but that moonwalking was amazing
Options:
1. Be a spy, then backstab everyone
2. Be a sniper, use machina, then shoot the red team in front of the gate by surprise
3. Be a medic, use default medigun, heal everyone idling to build up ubercharge, then activate the charge for yourself to go trough the red team
4. Be a scout, drink Bonk! Atomic puch, then go trough the red team.
5. Be a heavy, use the brass beast, do the conga taunt, then when the red team follows, mow them down
6. Or just have fun with the idlers and wait for your death
With Bonk! You can't attack whilst invincible. The moment it runs out you would be mowed down.
LeafeixGaming run and just hide
You could go spy, conga , and when red team follows, STABSTABSTAB
LeafeixGaming well you can, taunt kill with bat
the fabulous spycrab sphee I think it's not going to work because they will kill you before you kill someone on the red team
Imagine after a few minutes, the entire red team started sleeping bc no blu's were coming out of the base. Hoovy pushed the cart all the way alone with red's sleeping
Me when the tortoise and the hare did the same thing 100 years earlier
3:01
He's getting in touch with his inner pootis.
Pootispenser here *drops sandvich*
Yes
I am 420-th like
Da Pootis An Hoovy Iz Wan...
Lol
At 3:57 I don't know what I love more, the moonwalking Sniper or Medic getting high as shit
Holy shit that medic
What about both
I like the medic getting high better
Both💖
Oh the bad number
Plot twist: heavy lost his connection
Yes
Your right!
Ye
No b
@@usuallyawkward he is not using unusual hat or gold digger and golden wrench
3:56
Sniper: **moon walking**
Medic: _Aight guys I'm h i g h ._
1:31
"Bomb cart can't push self!"
Heavy is pushing a clone of his own
Is this intended
Hes totally heavy to even push
3:56 LOL. Red Medic getting high on his own supply.
And sniper jackson
TraustiGeir HA HA HA! OKTOBERFEEEEEST
TraustiGeir what about the moonwalking sniper
420 uber it
That’s what that was?
2:26
What happens when you lick a nintendo switch cartidrige.
Ur fired?
But they're so goddamn delicious
it's flame bombs realese cloud of fire
*FACT*
@@ikkuhishikawa7982 and that's a fact
Kick every one
(Accused of being idle)
F1 yes F2 no
✅1 ✖️0
Vote failed
Not enough votes
F2
F1
F2
F3 (get it!?)
Did any one else notice that the blue medic has a red syring gun
SPY!
... that somehow spawned in the wrong room.
Heavy can chared a medic thing
THE MEDIC IS A SPY
Medic use Quick-Fix but he carry normal heal pack
0:56 2:38
The Pyro has a red flamethrower too
Teddy Roosebelt: (*Singing in Russian*) (*gasp!*)
Idle Sniper: I am friend! You are pretty princess!
Teddy: Thank you! You are big war hero!
Sniper: Hah! I love you!
Teddy: Ohohohohoho! I love you, giant man!
Sniper: Kiss me!
Teddy: Very well!
(*Smooch*)
Teddy: Come sleep with me!
Sniper: Heheheheheh!
Tux: _Нет!_ Sandvich and I are coming for you!
Teddy & Sniper: Aaaaah!
Tux: (*screaming*)
Sandvich: Don't run! It's just ham!
Still a better love story than Twilight! :D
Sure is
*YEAH!*
As a Russian person, I can say that whatever that singing was, but not Russian language.
Yep.
XD
How unlucky to have your entire team all be AFK
Try forcing red team out of your base when they glich in a teleporter
OverworldTNTPig Me
No its so lucky that hoovy can enjoy
And it’s such a good team
P
Heavy: *(can't push other Heavy)* he is Heavy.
Me: *_W H E E Z E_*
RIP Robin Williams. Farewell......
Yeah. He was funny
He was credit to team.
4:21 The syringe gun is red
Furry Goat NO SHIT.
He was the father of the father of comedy
3:56 Please make that a taunt
XD yes right??
Wunderbar
Which one. Laying down or being bored
@@deadakus moonwalk
which one the moonwalking sniper or the medic being high as shit because beacive it or not medic actally does that in game
he goes OCTOBERFEST instedor wunderbar
"He is heavy" Ya he is heavy
He literally is his name. He is THE heavy XD
Truue
But
The Heavy is Dead
@@DracHoward432 why is the heavy dead?
but he is heavy weapons guy
2:47 lucky IDLE Scout, not kidding
Nah
@@ramlanbinhamidat3182 you obviously dont know what trading is
Those cosmetics would sell good
@@ramlanbinhamidat3182bet you haven't even played 2 matches, only 1 with bots
@@ramlanbinhamidat3182 pretty sure on the market depending on the quality of those cosmetics, they'd sell anywhere from a mere 35 to 160 dollars on a bad day, and heavy just gave them to scout for a game of dress up
Agreed he may not look good but that is a lot of stuff he got for free.
1:40 "I'ts heavy." LOL
me:so are you
ZioMcCall aaa
No, is spy
Lucy Quesenbury and you’re mother
Heavy is heavy!!!
"BASED ON A TRUE STORY"??
So it's based on like a personal experience of MAJOR lag during one TF2 game, or an extreme case of group AFK-ing?
1:39 "He is Heavy" lol
And you is heavy
in a literal way
3:55 I’ll never be over Sniper’s casual moonwalk
Uvalde police waiting for an hour at 3:56
3:01 now THATS what i call meditating on yourself!
MEDItating get it?!
@@spoopy7220 no
@@TweexTX yes
@@spoopy7220 nah
He be getting head
Missed opportunity to see who the pyro is.
i was just thinking that!
DanTheMagic8Ball ikr
He is a [DATA EXPUNGED]
Under his mask there is infinite number of other masks confirmed
What if they weren't idle? What if the player entered the server was using dial-up internet? xD
There are people who still do.
***** I don't think you could even join the server with dial-up.
TheFishCostume ***** - You can, just takes longer. xD And lags.
*****
Accept, you'd be the fish though...
But on the other hand, talk about low ping...
Time warner kicked In....
Wait, 2 heavys?
DAT HEVY IS A BLOODY SPAY!!!
its pronounced "spie"
@@Nathaniel-h4s your name is nathaniel
@@Ben_19M YEA NO SHIT BUD
@@Nathaniel-h4s your argument kinda falls apart when your name is literally "nathaniel"
@@Ben_19M how does my name matter at all
1:40
*Heavy tries to push Heavy*
*fails to do so*
"Ohhh...he is heavy."
puns
3:56
WE NEED THIS AS TAUNT!
Lunatic Blaze the australianaut
Lunatic Blaze
Austranaut?
wait the medic or the sniper?
Moonwalking sniper
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to myself,
happy birthday to me
Happy Birthday
Did you bring cake?
Sir Chibi A sandvich will be da cake c:
the cake is a lie
Ickabar Interesting seeing you here.
4:00 lol this spy's reaction
didnt any one realize that all tf2 classes dont blink
Oh.. as it turns out, it doesnt make any difference. AND NOBODY CARES
Stfu brony
xXTOXICXx
brony hater
xXTOXICXx I don't support bronys, but I don't hate you if you do. However, if you say "F**K BRONYS, then I have a problem.
Donovan Bossinger and no, I am not a brony.
1:39 he is heavy. LOL!
manliest scream ever 4:07
firewolf754 well it is Lord Gaben.
3:56 Michael Jackson is still alive confirmed
y e s
I HAVE RETURN FROM THE GRAVE TO GIVE A LIVING HAIRCUT. Hello babies, why I suddenly return making SFM for some reasons?
+EmperorFaiz Just a heads up, someone stole this video and renamed it to "Funny - TF2 - Saxxy Awards 2013".
Because your soul is trapped in this plane of existence so you know you have some unfinished work to do and when you make more SFM vids then you'll be put to rest forever in heaven of you tubers?
+EmperorFaiz do a meet the noob team plz
based on a true story
some wierd shit with the sniper
3:13 is by far my favorite part.
Story time
And dat moonwalk on 3:56
And dat high medic
I love how wholesome heavy can be. Just a big lovable bloke
Behold the newest ship-
Engie Bear & BLU Sniper.
Engiper!
At least he made the best out of a bad situation. And it was hilarious!
agreed
No words to describe how cool and funny this is.
You just used the words though.
2:56 are we just gonna ignore the iconic bonk effect?
The splicing for the lines was great!
4:05 Definitely the funniest part of the video.
yes >.<
PD: Whats is this song???
"Because weed is so mainstream" 2:35
It’s been a long time since I’ve seen this sfm. Brings back fun memories
engie bear x sniper. i ship it.
Me too heh
+KarRuptAssassin i wanna see an h-scene of it
Teddy roosebelt, something like that
I mean, there's been weirder. So, I ship it as well
3:56 Are we not going to talk about how sniper moonwalks at the background?
And the medic getting high as fuck
everybody commenting about this
@@orange_ssoda Back in the days(meaning 2014, 2015, 2016. 2017, 2018 and 2019), I always used to think that is the sentry gun/dispenser everytime I watch this video. LOL XD.
This is what any new person to TF2 has to deal with their first time playing.
Is this possibly why I don't like this game?
The fact that I can't play this game because my team is always shitty?
TheKoopasArmy How about go to opposite team, bro?
TheKoopasArmy scramble vote now all your problems are solved
TheKoopasArmy
That's why you play on the weird servers, where the quality of your team is less imperative.
0:50 *THAT HEAVY IS A SPY*
and this is why we don't leave heavy alone with idle team members
3:56 sniper moon walking in the background
...and medic smoking medigun
***** YEEEEAAAAAAAAHH!!
Lalnable Hector and billie jean was played
Actually he was just walking backwards, but the reference is still there. Also I didn't even notice till you brought it up, good eye mate.
Sniper Jackson
Knif3LikePro heck yeah
Yeah! You noticed it too!
Lol dat moonwalk
lol nice one mate - sniper talking refernece
+Calamity Dad,Dad I'm a-i'm not a crazed gunman dad I'm an assassin.What's the difference between them,one's a job and the other's mental sickness!
Spy’s Face Just Changed 4:01
Don't we all just hate idlers?
+Mr_Manniack Yeah Yeah Yeah
Nope. Just mess with them and crap
@ 4:20 he should've attack the red team with that robotic bird head heavy
3:06 experience tranquility, pass into the iris, zenyatta ulti
***** i like tf2, dude chill the fuck out
TheMetaMiner xD no chill
Themetaminer sad
ZixOsis II
ZixOsis Theory, heavy is Zenyatta’s Master
I remember watching this 4 years ago, I was barely 8, and I loved the characters and had to get more involved, (4 years later) I soon became a tf2 player.
I LOVE YOU GIANT MAN!!!
***** Very well!
***** KEES ME.
*Squee*
***** DONT RUN ITS JUST HAM!!
+Doug_ hi
Note: actual footage of Blu team.
This deserves 3 Saxxies
Animation is simple and a lot of them are from game. Unnatural movements like in Spy's moment. Story is good, but it should have better animation. But srsly maybe one saxxy is good.
SlimeyNinjaV Shhhhhhhh, no opinions here.
DOGE Oke
This is my favorite Saxxy submission
3:55 sniper doing the moonwalk in the background xD
this needs a part 2
That's a broken team of bots
_and now I'm getting a flashback..._
Please explain further. This sounds interesting.
Lol
Simple solutions to wake (some of) the mercs up
Soldier: say that the enemy hates America
Demoman: say that the enemy has scrumpy or say that the enemy is racist
Heavy: tell him that the enemy has a supply of sandviches
Sniper: tell him that he can get some sick frags because there are friendlies
Spy: same as sniper
This is easily the best thing in the history of stuff
how did this not get nominated? gah.
That's what I'd ask if I had commented before watching the video.
I think I saw that and I agree what the hell.
The medic has the red teams weapon
yea I noticed
LAZY ANIMATER IS LAZY
michaelr20010713 *RUSHED ANIMATOR IS RUSHED
EmperorFaiz why were you rushed its not like our forced to keep a schedule of when you upload you can take your time
I'm an example of someone who wants to make a video but also doesn't have good enough skills or programs/equipment
also I'm lazy as fuck
Actually he kinda was forced into a schedule due to it needing to be completed before a certain date, so that it could be sent in for the Saxxy awards
TheIggyKoopinator yeah but that shouldn't make it so he doesn't have time to change the skin of the model and so what if he doesn't meet the deadline its not like the weapon you get is such a big deal I don't even want to try to get it because its just a remodel of the default weapon but it turns enemy's into gold so what big deal!
I absolutely love it when heavy begins using the team as toys
Superb sound editing for the Heavy's lines. Great idea overall as well.
There's two ways to react towards idle players and this shows it off well. The animation is pretty good with various actions going on out there in denial and acceptance stages. I found it to be very funny on the two halves of the video with the Heavy doing so many things to the idle players. Good job with this video with your idea being used well with some great comedy.
1:07 The first 1 - 2 minuts in a nutshell.
Heavy: pushes heavy*
“Ugh, he is Heavy!”
Tudug tss
just steal the other heavy's sandvich and he will move
3:02 *meditation intensifys*
2:41 sentry in base, wait that's illegal
Moonwalking Sniper doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
Moonwalking Sniper:
Best part starts at 3:16 :D
***** :D
*****
:d
00:58 o_o
2:35 LOL!
WankaSniper xD
1:39 I never would have guessed...
I logged onto a server once, and took a few seconds to check my settings. A sniper was watching me, I left to go join in defending, a pop up: kick ME for idling
Next thing I know, I'm banned.
Sadface :(
Today I was playing. I was going Combat Medic and I was doing really good at it then some people started a vote and banned me for "idling".
le lag, slow load. enter server. get new item(esc plan) open pop-up to check item. close menu. kick vote to kick me. 8 yes 2 no. what.
Pok3Wolf Typical TF2 moment xD
One time i just left the keyboard 3 seconds to drink some beer from my mug,then one stupid medic watched me only 1 second and voted me after i going to attack....then all idiots voted me and i got banned :D
This gonna be anoying because when i see a player idling for many minutes and i vote to kick him all players vote no :P
***** Very anoying xD,if you vote to kick someone that was idle the entire round everyone vote no,but if you stop from playing 2 seconds to fill your cup with some water/soda you will get instantly voted off :P
3:35 Professionals have standards
Why is every weapon except the medigun heavy was holding and the mini and normal sentry is from red team
3:57
Moonwalking Sniper is cool.
I can imagine why this is popular, great job
idk why, its childish humor
Seriously I can’t get over how funny it is that he just gives up and starts having fun
0:58 the medic bluy have a red syringe gun
I can't get over that moonwalking red sniper lol XD
1:07 when I try to get out of the spawn in nucleus
Alternate title: "The rise of the epic Heavy"