I'll be real This video was ready a while ago I just didn't want my first upload in a month to have this audio quality so I preluded it with the Mac Heart Attack video lol
Sam called himself the Narrator but it's less like an actual story and more like The Stanley Parable where Mac is actively pissing him off by simply being Mac
This is a story about a man named mac bastard, wait- mac you are supposed to be at the desk in room 427, no get out of there stop it, the food is for the cameramen STOP.
Mac is immortal and somehow getting his Master's by complete accident. This guy is getting stronger with each and every stream highlights video, dear god.
This is getting more unhinged and complicated every upload. Like when you start a game and eventually it snowballs into saving the universe,love it. Also love the music at the end.
Oh mighty, MacBastard... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...
23:05 Mac would take his Masters degree, Frame and all, put that on a printer and copy that a bunch, then take the printed sheets of paper and tape all of them to the wall instead of framing each individual copy, and not even good tape either,like that shitty plastic spool you'd get as school supplies
I love how Samwiz is referencing some of my favorite memes at times. Like "WHY IS HE HERE?!?" Or the Killer Rabbit of Khaerbannog from Monty Python. I ALSO know how it feels to feel like your best friends or such, outperforms ya in some capacity. Like... You dislike the success they have that you don't, but you feel bad disliking them for it. It took me a while to get out of that mindset in the end. Now I literally do not care about such anymore. Now I am just happy for my friends honestly.
7:35 "Cretin pronounciation" on Google says "Cree-tin" Is "Creh-tin" some sort of british thing I'm too American to understand 15:30 "If you get admin, you WILL abuse it" Good to know. Hey Sam, can I have admin on your server? I will abuse it the optimal amount, which is very little but sometimes ill just go pistol scout with infinite ammo and uber and... honestly just be a threat on paper alone lmao I have awful pistol aim. I will become The Stage Hazard, on an infinite track around the map, yeeting bullets at the enemy team and still having the least damage of anyone
This map should absolutely be on the Stupid Server. Since there’s different combos every round we might play it decently often and not get Bigcity constantly lol
I just had an idea where for the first half of a game, everytime you take damage from players, you killbind, but for the second half, you just all switch to phlog pyros and beat the crap out of the enemy team.
aah, M-mac b-bastard, my employers have seen you complete feats that you didnt even n-know you have d-done, they have t-taken quite an, interest, in you. then mac declines and somehow lives through the consequences.
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I'll be real
This video was ready a while ago
I just didn't want my first upload in a month to have this audio quality so I preluded it with the Mac Heart Attack video lol
Pizza
McDonald’s mcspicy
Idk man sounds like a skill issue
water
My ears are bleeding please sam
Mac Min-Maxed his stupidity, Sam is mad because he perked into the wrong skill tree on accident.
@Samwiz1 oh
Sam called himself the Narrator but it's less like an actual story and more like The Stanley Parable where Mac is actively pissing him off by simply being Mac
This is a story about a man named mac bastard, wait- mac you are supposed to be at the desk in room 427, no get out of there stop it, the food is for the cameramen STOP.
MAC IF YOU DONT STOP I SWEA- THATS IT *takes away his ability to interact with everything*
Sam still the sorta guy to become a war profiteer in times of crisis
ME? NO.
If the profiteering is funny then definitely
Your literary sundowner.
@@Samwiz1Would you believe this, absolutely trustworthy gentleman with admin?
(Note: he's not trustworthy and would sell your ballsack for a new pc)
@@Samwiz1 I expect your funeral to be pay per view
7:49 i love how when sam says to call him a clanker his class icon just gets overlayed with a battle droid.
And it stays this way for the rest of the video! God I love this channel
Sam is the kind of guy to speak politics casually
I am majoring in it lol
@@Samwiz1 unfortunate
Oh no, the sambucha comments are leaking!
@@Samwiz1F
@@Samwiz1hey, seems like you and I are both going to be studying the absolute snakepit that is the U.S. Political Arena. (God help us all)
one of these days Mac is gonna stumble onto a plane to England, end up in Buckingham Palace and get knighted completely by accident.
Mac is immortal and somehow getting his Master's by complete accident.
This guy is getting stronger with each and every stream highlights video, dear god.
Cursed Turbine with both Sam and Mac? Yeah, this is already a great video.
This is Mac's world, we're just living in it.
I love the DEUS VULT bind still being there that’s hilarious
This is getting more unhinged and complicated every upload. Like when you start a game and eventually it snowballs into saving the universe,love it.
Also love the music at the end.
I've been living off of Mac n cheese for the past 3 days due to a dental surgery. Seeing this video made my day.
Mac is the most interesting man in the TF2 community
No that'd be kickman
I want Mac to get his masters, have them print a copy, and let him eat it on stream in front of Sam
8:40 I love how you didnt even notice it said "Butt Loving Urinators" under the Blu sign
like the chapter title 'things start to go off the rails' knowing how sam's streams go they were off the rails long ago
hes getting his masters degree in swagology
I just noticed that there's a Battle Droid layered over the class in the bottom-left because of the mic.
Amazing. Love that.
would not be surprised if mac is capable of reincarnation and is attempting to speedrun a meme life
Still can’t believe Mac’s getting a better film degree than I am
14:32 Somethings in life never get old
and that meme is one of them
You could call him DocBastard at that point.
Oh mighty, MacBastard... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...
Wait, if Mac's the main character, who's the main villain?
Himself
Me
Simple, it’s his own life.
Mac’s life tries to stop him and the man somehow succeeds. Like a cartoon villain.
23:05 Mac would take his Masters degree, Frame and all, put that on a printer and copy that a bunch, then take the printed sheets of paper and tape all of them to the wall instead of framing each individual copy, and not even good tape either,like that shitty plastic spool you'd get as school supplies
"Hey, Sam, spectate me real quick."
"THE WALLS ARE MOVING. THE WALLS ARE MOVING. THE WALLS ARE MOVING."
Nice to see macs corpse getting smart after the stupidity of Mac soul leaving, but nice to see him better
I love how Samwiz is referencing some of my favorite memes at times. Like "WHY IS HE HERE?!?" Or the Killer Rabbit of Khaerbannog from Monty Python.
I ALSO know how it feels to feel like your best friends or such, outperforms ya in some capacity. Like... You dislike the success they have that you don't, but you feel bad disliking them for it.
It took me a while to get out of that mindset in the end. Now I literally do not care about such anymore. Now I am just happy for my friends honestly.
this video gaslit me into thinking my headphones were faulty
Thanks fir making me think that my laptop was having audio issues for the first minute
It's cool seeing Mac get a master's in film school, but when will he get a master's in aiming for the balls?
I read this as 'macs bastarding' for a few minutes.
someone make this an actual SCP
Tell Mac that I wish him the best of luck outside of college.
Also Mac is the perfect life form.
Sam the kind of guy to steal a tv from Walmart but complain about the morality of me taking plant cuttings
Not doing mine test is going to be a running theme
The only thing that could convince me to play on Turbine
i spent 2 minutes going insane to figure out the song at the just for it to be the theme of Sunny D of the barcode bandits.
Will you put the map on your server map rotation or is it already?
you are very awesome mister cheese wiz man i like your videos
And yes the iconic Sniper Jarate Resupply. “The Peesupply cabinet”
7:35
"Cretin pronounciation" on Google says "Cree-tin"
Is "Creh-tin" some sort of british thing I'm too American to understand
15:30
"If you get admin, you WILL abuse it"
Good to know. Hey Sam, can I have admin on your server? I will abuse it the optimal amount, which is very little but sometimes ill just go pistol scout with infinite ammo and uber and... honestly just be a threat on paper alone lmao I have awful pistol aim.
I will become The Stage Hazard, on an infinite track around the map, yeeting bullets at the enemy team and still having the least damage of anyone
anyone else hear Red Sun playing from one point in the video all the way to the end?
Yes it plays
i didn't pay attention to the text at the start and thought my audio was broken
I dont blame mac i kinda forgot i was graduating high school this year
So you could say, he is Mac the Mastered now?
I don’t know why but I had a feeling that we would see the return of #crack-chat
This map should absolutely be on the Stupid Server. Since there’s different combos every round we might play it decently often and not get Bigcity constantly lol
I just had an idea where for the first half of a game, everytime you take damage from players, you killbind, but for the second half, you just all switch to phlog pyros and beat the crap out of the enemy team.
Mac Masters swarm enemy of Samwiz phantom
Macster's degree
its always been macs channel
BacMaster(d)
7:37 Hmm. I wonder what to comment for this video...
I LOVE TURBINE WOOOOOOOOOO!
you should post more content of your long rants, it's very amusing
I actually really like the grainy mic. Sounds like it was made back in the setting of TF2. The 1960s.
You NEED to do Cloaker 2, because theres a cosmetic that JUST released called "Preventative Measure"
Gory gory, what a helluva way to die
Mac should put his Master's degree on a sign, name it My Master's degree and the description is fuck you im technically smarter
let mac cook
cheezwiz2
TF2 Drip or Drown season 2 when?
aah, M-mac b-bastard, my employers have seen you complete feats that you didnt even n-know you have d-done, they have t-taken quite an, interest, in you. then mac declines and somehow lives through the consequences.
14:00 So... Why Is he here?
MacMasters
Masters in what though?
I think film studies
@@Samwiz1 then that still doesn't make any sense as to how he accidentally acquired a master's degree of that.
amazing🐒
cannot wait to see Mac use his Master's Degree in Film School to make better videos than you
MMMMMMMHH _CRUNCHEY_
I'm pretty sure your mic plug is needed to be checked
Hahahahah this is amazing, btw if this isn’t too personal what are you studying in college?
PoliSci major/Creative Writing minor
Yeah better get to posting the Fashion Fortress Torny video… Or Miitopia is about to become the next Minetest…
as an owner of my open fortress server, i love abusing admin rights :)
Mgr music
Cheese hat man
Beans
why is sam always playing with physical embodiments of the nerd emoji 🤓
sam you're not getting the intended experience 🤓🤓🤓
saw the clanker at 10:15
Stupidity works in tf2 Sam
what is mac getting his masters in?
aim for the balls mac
4:59 spelling mistake
Where is Deus vult 2 Damn İT !
Is it just me or is Sam's mic bad in this video?
4:54 what the fuck is a percise
CRACK
You sound very crunchy
Try getting kills with jumper weapons, im not saying trolldier, jumper weapons straight up.
Samwiz1
SamWizzy Glizzy
Don't put Bates at the end of the video title
It's too bad about the audio quality
Sam pls add this map to Stupid Server
yo sam i
Can I get TF2 admin? I promise I will abuse as much as possible to make players quit
Mac has sv_cheats on bro
damn, your microphone hurts me
Where is the butter Sam?
bro mic is weird