[TF2] On the Philosophy of Grilled Cheese
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- Опубліковано 31 тра 2024
- For those interested, status update in the pinned comment below.
As for the grilled cheese?
I'm aware different cultures have different culinary traditions, but there really is a way to do it "wrong."
Squatty has since gone into hiding due to the meal mafia pursuing him to the edge of the planet. The last rumors escaping the mafia's hidden channels report he's threatening to blow up the Krusty Krab if his demands aren't met, though the mafia is preparing their "cheesed to meet you" countermeasures, so time will tell who escapes the edge alive.
Thanks for sticking around. :)
#TF2
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Hey, thanks for watching my video. Your viewing support means a lot to me. There used to be a message here explaining that the purpose of this channel was a UA-cam race between me and one of my friends, but I roundly trounced him (in yer face Spencer) so I can't put that here anymore. So uhh... I guess I just make UA-cam videos for UA-cam's sake now. Enjoy lmao
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Alright, got a few things to talk about here.
First of all, unlike with most of my previous videos (not counting the people in the videos themselves), this video was a team effort. @The_SteelNerfer did pretty much all of the editing for it, which is impressive because it's about on par with my normal videos and this is the first time he's edited a video in my fast-paced-but-mediocre style. Hopefully he'll be doing more of it in the future, so a huge thanks to him for that. As for the thumbnail of the video, Squatty (yes, the one in the video) did that, so thanks for that. If you notice any graininess to the audio quality or a bit of blurriness on the video quality, that's just a result of hardware glitching and new editing experience, so that'll improve with time as well.
As for the why of the whole "team effort" thing? I've been in the mental doldrums lately. I'm in my fourth year of college, and it's been a pain for a few reasons. The main reason is I've been taking Spanish classes, and I have no interest, use, or care for learning the language. Nothing against Spanish speakers, but I much prefer specializing in English and my mind just isn't built to learn another language, so that's been weighing me down. As I'm in my fourth year, the classes themselves have also been getting pretty hard, so that doesn't help at all. Probably the worst piece of background knowledge, however, is me knowing that I don't get to graduate this year so I'm still going to be stuck in college longer. In my second year of college I swapped majors, so I'm a few classes behind what I'd need to graduate, so it's not like I have the hope of short-term freedom to look forward to. Combine that with an overwhelming number of expectations and side-projects and I've just found it easier to back off and simply not do as much. Not because it means I get to do more elsewhere, but because I'm just tired. Hopefully that explains a bit about why I haven't been uploading. Yes, I will *eventually* make the Fashion Fortress and Minecraft Server videos, no, I don't have a date or a deadline and I don't intend to set one, yes, I'll try to be more regular, no, I won't promise it. Eh.
Alright, well, that's all I got for now. Thanks to all y'all who've been here through the doldrums, and just know in the long run (post-college in a year or so) I'll be getting the wind back in my sails, and I'll still be active in my Discord and on my TF2 servers until then. Here's hoping things go well enough to bridge the gap in the meantime, and thanks for watching. :)
MMMM, cheese
Hope you can get through college and whatever school stuff you got to deal with (as well as life stuff) cause the shit can be depressing at times.
R.I.P. High King Bootleg
Oh Yeah ? Where the hell you bean Maggot-'Merican?
Nice to know you're going strong cheesewiz
Editing this halved my IQ
My condolences
My apologies
That's what I'M SAYIN'
NO EXCUSE FOR YOUR INACTIVITY ON COC, DO CLAN GAMES!!!
fair enough man, fair enough
I like how Sam is trying his hardest to gaslight us into thinking the cheese is a fez.
I've always thought it was a bald eagle with dramatic lighting.
Cheesewiz*
I thought it was the valve guy but with the heavy bird head
Sam the Cheese-Headed Wizard of Sharp Cheddar.
I was going to defend open-faced grilled cheese, because I like those, but them he started talking about shredded cheese and i realized he’s insane
Shredded cheese is great what do you mean?
@@TheAverageCreature lmao yeah shredded cheese is great, but putting it directly on a pan to then scrape off for a grilled cheese isn’t the most sane thing to do
“not the most sane”
it isn’t sane at all
This so quickly turned into a buzzfeed "What kind of cheese are you?" quiz.
Amazing, lol.
cheesewiz could be a good April Fools thing
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Yes
Rip video idea
@@Samwiz1 when I first saw your channel, I thought your hat was a cut from a cheese wheel
*scout shoots a Sam*
Sam: "How did I not take damage there?"
*literally 5 seconds later*
*Dies by soldier*
Yep that is what happened.
Yeah bro we saw the video
Man I thought Swedish cuisine was crazy but here we are talking about grilled cheese from New Zealand and "Toasties"
Remember people, if you ever think you're bad at cooking, your could always be the guy who couldn't even do a grill cheese right.
"would you date this girl if she was real" "does she know how to make a grilled cheese?"
Evidently not.
I always saw the cheese as the bird heavy hat but really squished
"Mouse is the primary ingredient" has made my day. Thank you, New Zealand, for the abomination you call a grilled cheese.
As cheese, I approve of this message.
Nevermind, I watched the video.
Philosophy with Samwiz. What a video to watch. Especially for the philosophy about grilled cheese.
Now I haven't had a jam grilled cheese but in theory, and with the right kind of cheese it could be good. Considering that I own some huckleberry cheese which is goat cheese with some huckleberries on it
As a great man once said: *Can she make a grilled cheese*
I was looking for this comment.
I always thought the hat was a loaf of bread.
You what
@@Samwiz1 You read that correctly.
I have to agree I thought it was a loaf of bread
Same here
I always thought it was a unmutated tf2 bread, and to me samwiz sounded like sandwich. The bread space video only reinforced this belief.
I made a grilled cheese for the first time and I have no idea how someone could screw it up so much. The only part I got wrong is buttering the bread, but I'm a European so I don't need extra fat in my food.
finest cuisine in all of new zealand: bread toasted on one side with shredded cheese scraped off a pan
Heavy is the head that wears the cheese...
*I'll see myself out...*
i personally make my grilled cheeses by buttering my bread, putting the stuff on the non-buttered side, then putting it in a toastie maker (which i suppose you could say is a panini press)
and then mousetraps you mix up egg with cheese and bacon, slap them on some bread and shove it into the oven for a bit
those are both mean as dishes you should try
The man came back to youtube only to make a video about grilled cheese
The grilled cheese insanity starts here (10:34).
I could feel my brain actively rotting during this, 10/10 video.
It's cool to see someone who hasn't uploaded in a little while immediately get like the same amount of views. Nice job man.
Sam needs to name his Tsarboosh "Grilled Cheesewiz1"
i made a tf2 video with the name "2fort tomfoolery" thinking it was a completely original video name, but only later found out that soundsmith made a video with the exact same name.
The Australian lexicon is both very fascinating and deeply, deeply enraging.
12:30 let me guess... you have never tried jam and cheese? i've had it. my family is literally known for making weird foods with cheese that somehow taste amazing. our motto is "trust us with cheese."
FYI “Crack Tower” is called Tower Of Power V3
(PS’ please don’t change the thumbnails of the videos)
Samwiz1 lore: the fez hat is a fez hat made of cheese
Well, in defence. You can make a grilled cheese using only one slice of bread, or two, but just not turning it into a sandwich by putting them together.
Just a case of putting it under a grill/broiler, with two slices of bread next to each other, with cheese on them.
That's a grilled cheese to me, as a toasted cheese sandwich is a Toastie in the UK.
And, depending the type of jam, it could work. Say like a Chili jam.
glad that cheesewiz 1 is back with his grilled cheese podcast
Cheese Hat product
Brit here to clarify for anyone still confused: A cheese toastie *is* a grilled cheese. The grilled cheese is to the toastie what the margarita pizza is to other pizzas. Great on its own, and then you can get a bit funky with some other ingredients if you want.
In Germany "Toasties" are frozen Schnitzel you buy in the store and you just put them in a toaster to heat them up and eat. Just search up "Toasty Germany".
I used to work at Sonics, and that is actually how they had us make grilled cheese. Put the texas toast through the toaster, slap two slices of american on the grill, let it melt a bit, slap the toast on top, about 2/3 of the cheese sticks with the toast. pull up both slices, put together, cut and serve. It left a square of burnt cheese on the grill we had to scrape off.
I always knew the profile picture was his Heavy’s Fez with the hearts strange effect and Sam explaining that it was mistakingly thought of as cheese was a seriously *a brain numbing experience*
I wish I could have these kinds of conversations with my friends
I couldn't stop laughing at 5:18 I was not prepared for the whip squad
The Empire strikes back is officially the first video I had watched on your channel. Ever since then I had been a loyal subscriber and this was over 2 years ago
Spy: she doesn’t know how to make a grilled cheese
So glad to hear Samwiz1 will be rebranding to cheesewiz1, been a long time coming
The Quartet of cursed sandwiches Scotty's grilled cheese, the sugar sandwich, the bread sandwich, and the water sandwich
For the longest time whenever I the picture of the heavy loadout it was always so small, so I thought it was Scorpion from Mortal Kombat wearing sunglasses.
i'd honestly just enjoy videos where its all of you guys arguing about something with tf2 in the background
its great for when im drawing
This vid made me want a grilled cheese, making one right now lol
Fun tip that me and my brother have done for grilled cheese, mayonnaise works as a substitute to butter on the bread! Yes I'm serious, and no you can't taste the mayo, it's just slightly more oily.
“Bro literally grilled himself a cheese.”
i got so scared when i saw the thumbnail because of how similar that purple heavy loadout looks to mine
The winter is approaching.
yo wait I am watching this at the right time
love your stuff
A piece of toast with a slice of cheese seems like an american school lunch (actually breakfast because my school did it it was just that or some cerial)
I still can't believe I was introduced to this channel with *Florida Mann* first, I'm now being internally strangled by air.
As a Frenchman, this just… made my dna go back to monke.
Although now Samwiz…
Look up Croque-Monsieur.
There should be soap in the cheese
What I do now is I just click on one and I’m like is this samwiz or sound smith and then I’m like oh it’s soundmith and watch it or go oh it’s samwiz and watch it
good to see cheesewiz1 back after the hiatus
I thought that it wasn't a cheese hat but a blurry american eagle head silhouette
Been a bit since i saw samwiz and this is my first video since last viewing and i have been flashbanged multitudious times through this video.
Good to see samwiz and co are still wholeheartedly unhinged
Sam I missed you, you're really funny.
(Also it isn't cheese, or cheese with a string in it, it's STRING CHEESE)
@@Frappe3621 no he doesn’t
@@Yeasttmwb bro really tried to post misinformation on the internet 💀
Sucka deleted his comment! Lol
@@villagernumber7882 wdym
Wait he removed his comment lol
i swear i looked at that picture of a banana, and my first though was, "ok, that is a really good lookin banana, i would hang that picture up on my wall in a semi ironic fashion." and so im printing it out and taping it to my fucking wall
The tower map you were looking for is called "tower_of_power v3 (tf2)"
I feel like you could make a "I'll eat my hat" joke out of this video. I see the connection, but I can't put it into words naturally.
This guys cheese has a pull string I wonder what it does
I was shown an american 'Toastie' by my brother. It's effectively two pieces of bread with cheese, cooked open face in a toaster oven, then put together with mayo in the center. No idea if he made it up or not, but it's surprisingly decent
Something funny to note is that when samwiz was talking about the mousetrap food this sound started playing in the background cuz i hade another tab open ua-cam.com/video/r6HZu2RlAqg/v-deo.html btw it's a supposed sound for a dinosaur.
Emmentaler is the best cheese when it comes to sandwiches.
Its semi-sweetness contrasts the saltiness of butter and ham perfectly
What he described sounds more like a poor man's cheesey garlic bread.
I can't believe the one stream I missed in a year and it was this brain tumor of an event
how dare he do open grilled cheese in such horrible light
9:13 “Cool Cheese”
Sam don’t you dare forget about this year’s memes vs machines
I'll never look at his profile the same way again.
2 months wait for griled chemese
Worth it
I never realized that was a cheese until you said it. I always thought that was the Yellow Heavy Bird head. and I'm glad you are uploading again its been a while
Glad you're getting other people to help you with your content. It must be hard for you (As said in your pinned comment) and idk how many years you have left in collage, but I wish you the best as to what you want to do. Hope things get better for you!
You're telling me a grill made this cheese????
Blank sandwich: two slices of bread. That's it.
That seems an awful lot like what a block of cheese would say
i eat soggy bread a lot as a kid, but i pack the slice into a ball before dunking it
Today, I just found out that smawiz1's profile picture is a fez and not cheese.
SamSwiss1
nice to see cheesewiz1 uploading
i've always thought your profile picture is just a pizza roll
i had no clue it was a hat
This man makes grilled cheese like my girlfriend lmao, this is why she's not allowed to cook me anything
I'm the chef between us, burns like 95% of her food and when she met me I step by step described how to make a grilled cheese cuz she's European and never had grilled cheese and somehow she still mess it up
glad to see you back :)
Lads, grilled cheese and cheese toastie are the SAME FUCKEN THING.
3:40lol I thought its an astronaut
Hope you feel better soon! Mental health is a struggle, but make sure you always have someone to talk to about it :3
Does she know how to make a grilled cheese?
This video was worth the wait
I would pay for cheese therapy
I don’t think this man knows what a grilled cheese is.
I mean, technically, yes, that is literally a grilled cheese, but in the general context, that’s not a grilled cheese.
I always thought it was the back of the heavy's head
I’m from New Zealand but in my defence I haven’t heard of mousetraps, grilled cheese, toasties or whatever for years.
How to make a grilled cheese (for those who can’t afford a stove)
1 Toast bread
2 put cheese in between toasted bread
I also think you made your own style with your thumbnails. I mean every TF2 UA-camr does that with their thumbnails. However, yours tend to embody more chaotic energy than Sam Smiths
Fetch Quest Guy, you hurt my brain lol
The rare one's that don't actually have a bend, but take a sharp turn after the nob and straightens! Those are some god tier bananas!
Gilydian style grilled cheese recipe
Prep time: 30 minutes
Cook time: 1 hour
Servings: 4
Ingredients:
1 pound eggplant
1 tablespoon ghee
1 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons oil
4 slices wheat bread
1 egg
1/2 cup white wine
2 tablespoons brown sugar
4 fresh basil leaves
2 slices gruyere cheese
kosher salt
ground8 ounces soft cheese, divided
Salt and freshly ground pepper
¼ cup butter
4 sandwich cookies
1 tablespoon may
I have always though it was cheese or some sort of food
I missed you sam, this is amazing