[TF2] Moonshine Mac
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- Опубліковано 5 сер 2023
- Just as a reminder, don't try this at home. Not because Mac's a professional or anything, just because drinking too much can actually be dangerous and we were a little worried for a moment there.
Still, the video had to be made just so this mess could be on the record lol
Thanks for watching. :)
#TF2
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Hey, thanks for watching my video. Your viewing support means a lot to me. There used to be a message here explaining that the purpose of this channel was a UA-cam race between me and one of my friends, but I roundly trounced him (in yer face Spencer) so I can't put that here anymore. So uhh... I guess I just make UA-cam videos for UA-cam's sake now. Enjoy lmao
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So y'know that one scene in Captain America where the poor guy keeps getting knocked down and no matter how many times the bullies punch him out he always gets back up and that's his whole awesome stubborn schtick
That's Mac's liver
demnomna
Why is mac basically an scp at this point
i think mac is actively trying to have another slew of medical issues
demoman
Imagine forgetting drip or drown
Macaroni bastard: chugs moonshine, embodies the spirit of drunken Demoman gibberish, and vomits.
Sam and his (sober) goons:
“What do I have that you don’t? A functioning liver, depth perception and a pulse!”
and 1 out of his 9 lives, don't forget that
i was just thinking about commenting that line when i read this
Release DEUS VULT 2!
@@C.A._Old DEUS VULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MacBastard, the man who accidentally obtained his Master's degree, literally stronger than god to the point he cured his peanut butter allergy by consuming it, and now he's obtained the Demoman TF2 Liver perk.
Sam you are creating a supersoldier with every stream in real time bro
He also survived getting stabbed in the lung, and had a heart attack recently.
And made a guy crap himself
If TF2 ever got a fan-made RPG/card game, MacBastard would 100% be a super-boss / legendary card
are we sure this man isn't a protagonist
Release DEUS VULT 2!
what makes Mac a good Demoman? His alcohol addiction!
"Mac, you good?"
"oungh"
That's the peak of comedy right there.
Would like to point out that it's not illegal to distill any alcohol, including moonshine. As long as the product is intended for personal use and not a business
it's probably not authentic moonshine but a distillery made one
Release DEUS VULT 2!
@@swarm8711I would not Put it behind Mac to get his hands on a jar of Authentic moonshine....
You can clearly tell when Sam and everyone gets genuinely concerned for Mac while he flexes that his liver is just simply built different.
Release DEUS VULT 2!
Mac is not denying his liver its purpose
MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH IS UNSPOKEN I’M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLAAAAADE
My liver is a tool of justice, but this isn’t my liver
@@zanderbacon3822that implying that mac stole his liver from someone else
I’m legitimately concerned for Mac at this point
getd..the ticket..s TO THE TRAIN STATION IN PAIN TOWN TO THE PAIN TRAIN!
Why? hes canonically immortal
Release DEUS VULT 2!
THE MAN IS UNKILLABLE
this man has survived a stab wound, he lost a lung, he cured his peanut butter allergy by consuming it and now he drank a whole bottle of sunshine I think we shouldn't worry also he stab himself
This is Mac after he aimed for the balls.
Except he aimed for his own because he was drunk
Alternate title “ Some dudes play Tf2 while one of them drinks themselves to sleep”
sam you can't escape the 24 hour tf2 stream
he cannot and we will make sure he cant
He will never
24 hours of nothing but Minetest
or cp_orange
Release DEUS VULT 2!
Mac has gone beyond drunk
he is now
*K R U N K*
16:13 Mac's snore sounds like an electric razor
As an alcoholic, Mac is my spirit animal.
evidence of why mac is constantly in the hospital
I need to hear a sober Mac react to this and recount how much he remembers
The day sam plays this minetest map hes going to be pretending no one recommended it to him and hes disappointed in his community because of that isn't he
That’s a good idea!
@@Samwiz1 Shame you can't use it now since we know the bit.
First he cured his peanut allergy by sheer force of will, nearly died MULTIPLE times, and now he gained the Demoman Liver.
*SAM YOU ARE CREATING A SUPER SOLDIER-*
Shh let him cook
I’ve played rats tequila before super fun we basically treated it like tf2 was a chat and vibe game
Some say he’s still dreaming about drinking to this day
Dammit i'm angry i missed this stream. This looked like fun.
Edit: to witness, not to do.
Edit 2: Mac probably has a still behind him
It's mac he has plot armor
this is a certified samwiz1 classic
Rats?
I was a rat once.
They locked me in a bar, a beach bar, a beach bar with mercs.
The mercs drank tequila and went crazy.
Heard about the indestructible, invincible, immortal snail that is always moving towards your position at all time, with the soul purpose to end your life?
Yeah, I feel like Samwiz is in that exact situation, except the snail is currently just haunting him.
Sam when you let us out of the attic.
:D
our boy mac badstard has put himself in a alcohol induced coma for the bit
When the video was released 36 seconds ago but Sam made the first commend 37 minutes previous
i am not used to having more than one video a month from samwiz
This video was the first stream I properly watched and all I remember was macaroni bastard dying of alcohol poisoning and the stream ending.
Content
8:12 You are a saint for adding a vomit warning, I am currently eating and I didnt have to lose my appetite
Aw :(
At 3:25 Samwiz became the Ultimate Lifeform
15:50 🐌
I'm fricken crying at this part lmao, just when you thought he was gone. Also, your welcome for the time bomb surprise in the stream Sam.
Cool fact about the Civil war 4 : It has some of the most popular marches and folk tunes on earth with the First and Second World Wars having been bland and more focused on bloodshed then morale the Civil war was the last stand of the great "A song of morale" I mean the first world war did have them but.... Its hard to have songs when 90% of the battles are during when you can even try to make a song and you have trench foot and you have been charging the enemy for years...
What will it take to kill this man?
Time
The perfect summary of this video/
Mac's Liver: "I can do this all day"
Mac's Stomach: "and I took that personally"
Cool fact about the Civil war 2 : up to date it was the most bloodiest conflict in American history killing over 600,000 people and destroying much of the Southern states the economic turmoil afterwards can be found in large ripples today making the south one of (if not #1) Poorest areas in the USA I had a trip down to South Carolina recently in Charleston driving around a old neighborhood made me see people with guns a meth lab and on top of that many homeless when coming near Rainbow row very close by shops became artisan while where I was at first had barely functioning Walmarts that you get robbed often at and alone this divide is what the majority of the south is like hot, poor and sad and that is just one ripple of the Civil war... there is so much more.
Hey mac i jsut wanted to say i genuinely love your content and your videos ive only been watching for 5-6 months but your “FUNNY” and all your “friends” are a lot of fun to! Thanks man 😎
I have absolutely played on this map before, I think on the server too. But a long time ago lol. I do agree though that it's just a fun little neat map.
I knew Mac was a Southerner at heart. Moonshine is top tier
i think me and mac would be great friends, i have 3 liters of white wine in a cubbard that i dont even like the taste of when im sober, it taste great when im drunk tho.. and i drink a full bottle of vodka when i go to parties and offen end up drinking some more
Average mac W
This whole vid needs to be animated
Or at least all the drunk mac bits and the southern breaking bad bit
How much longer will the "were not playing minetest" bit go? take your guesses now!
if it hasnt been streamed already, i think minetest would be a good 150k special
mac is demoman confirmed
Cool fact about the Civil war 3 : Fort Sumter was once 3 stories tall with hundreds of cannons until being destroyed by union and confederate artillery the Fort was part of the key line of forts on the river protecting Charleston with many nearby forts being left to rot it is amazing to see them as you go to Fort Sumter and think of the Guns firing from those very forts at the Garrison you can even see the cannons used at fort Sumter look more like WW1 cannons than anything meaning it was more major to the old forts looking to have had weapons from the early 1750's Fort Sumter was and still is a show of the times moving on from the age of muskets to rifles to Machine guns fort Sumter has seen them all.
i hope hes ok
Bar time.
*Mac is cosplaying demoman?*
mac n' moonshine
alcohol
"This coming in, scientists have reported signs of people feeling pain when they die, is this true? Can we believe the crazy claims of scientists who the people put their trust in? Find out after this commercial break, and this bottle of moonshine I found."
Hey it could be worse, at least he wasn't taking a shot everytime he died (Like what Sovietwomble did in CS:GO).
Mac aim for the balls
9:15 funniest part ever
best video youve ever made
mac has to do stupid stuff more often
How to say you're an alcoholic without saying that you're an alcoholic.
Not the point, but I wanna guess that Mac’s drinking word was “that”.
in the very last frame of 15:32, there is a man by the name of "The Duggler". We need to make this a character in the Samuel Cinematic Universe™
"First shot!"
>immediately gags
aww hell nah
macintoshscoudrel is unalived by alchol poisoning (tf2 demman reference!!!) 😭😭😭
all hail mac immortal
Favorite video, on god.
The Entire macbastard life cycle is funny.
also.
FUGGIN SNAIL!
11:23 Christ I watched most of martincitopants stream the past 2 days, I’ve heard this one so many goddamn times
aim for the balls
yep
sounds like Mac tried to outdrink Rock Dude
mac is really just speedrunning failing every death 100% glitchless
12:41 he was flying Rocket Jump. in 1860s
Looks like the snail got it's food 🐌
Hola mi amigos
Keep doing the bit
The year is 2069 and we still haven't seen Sam play on CTF Minetest.
I still haven’t gotten the money from that bet
Demomac
Mac, this is an intervention
Mac, how are you alive?
Certified Samwiz2
Macaroni Moonshine's liver literally has God-mode enabled
Gongalunga
Famous last words:
7:56
Mac: First shot, alright.
Also Mac: ☠️
Minetest? Whats a minetest
Bushshine
"Now everybody's died
So until the tears are dried
we'll drink
and drink
and drink
and drink
and then we'll drink some more
we'll dance and sing and fight
until the early morning light
then we'll throw up
pass out
wake up
and then go drinkin' once again"
see, i'm being the smart person and NOT suggesting minetest to Sam.
We are few videos away to let mac try crack
We are never going to Minetest, are we?
AMZING, VERY AMZING
Cool fact about the Civil war 5 (Finale) : This one singular war could've changed the world in so many ways (and this is just a civil war) during the civil war the USA and CSA had supplied cotton to the British if it wasn't for diplomacy coming in the nick of time we could've had a second war of 1812 and preserve world slavery for decades to come but it will still one day fall.... phew but this one event could've made Britain and American relations worse during the world wars could've changed presidents, Generals and if it was carried on too long could've caused a African Slave Revolt and the south becoming a black state and its own country... This would all be possible and would change US history and World laws and might've brought the Germans or Nazis to win a world war.... So its all just basically radicals with some guns in a basement causing a fuss again and again forever onwards.............
Matt is going to go blind if he keeps drinking like this. I hope to god Matt’s moonshine was made by a professional, if not he may actually go blind.
His trigger word was ‘Mac’
no it was “just”
Didn't Mac had an heart attack few months ago?
Oh cool
Part of me wonders if people will actually get sick of the reoccurring joke being made at the start of the videos...
Mac
masc sget srrunk
5:28
Well, I don't know, but I've been told
Uranium ore's worth more than gold
Sold my Cad', I bought me a Jeep
I've got that bug and I can't sleep
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Well I had talk with the AEC*
And they brought out some maps that looked good to me
And one showed me a spot that he said he knowed
So I straddled my Jeep and headed down the road
I reckon I drove about 100 miles
Down a bumpy road out through the wilds
When all of sudden I bounced to a stop
At the foot of a mountain, didn't have no top
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Well I took my Geiger and I started to climb
Right up to the top where I thought I'd find
A hunk of rock that would make it click
Just like I'd read about Vernon Pick
On the second day, I made the top
And I'm tellin' you, Steve, I was ready to stop
The only clickin' that I heard that day
Was the bones in my back that had gone astray
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Well, you pack up your things
You head out again
Into some unknown spot where nobody's been
You reach the spot where your fortune lies
You find it's been staked by 17 other guys
Well, I ain't kiddin', I ain't gonna quit
That bug's done caught me and I've been bit
So with a Geiger counter and a pick in my hand
I'll keep right on stakin' that government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down!
Bum bada bum bada bum bum.
Mac and i would get along
Except Jim Beam is superior