@@emilsinclair4190 The possibilities are endless. But the time to believe in something comes when evidence arises, not before. Until then, no one is warranted any belief in any god.
@@jonathanallard2128 I think that as long as nothing says something against this you can belive it. But if you try to use this to hurt other people than I have a problem. Many people have a problem with the scientific approach bc they feal like they have no purpose. To help them it is useful to say that a god made it. But if you say that this good wants something from you (like killing non bel8vers) I agree that this is dangerous. So you can belive in anything. But this doesn't mean that it is true.
Winny, that would be bad enough. But what i find even MORE distressing is their constant, VOLUNTARY denial of all proof to the contrary. They CHOOSE to believe the FE idea, and then wonder why we don't respect them.
@@davidschmidt6013 Sadly, they start from the faulty conclusion that the Earth is flat (because some other flattard told them, because, well, conspiracy...), then they are stuck with having to make up shit in order to "find" evidence to support the false conclusion. Ex post facto faulty reasoning.
@@phildavenport4150 My position is that to become an ex-flattard is to admit to yourself how utterly stupid and gullible you were to fall for the whole movement in the first place. My experience with them is that they are unable to admit that they could possibly be wrong about anything. So they are unable to admit they are wrong, which they have to do in order to leave the movement. They are stuck.
very dangerous practice, exponentially more if you don't drink or if you are an imbecile like Dave, but can easily be done , the first four days are harder, particularly if you were overweight, I recommend fasting if you need a radical change in your life.
The irony is strong with this one. "Trust your senses, we see a flat horizon therefore the Earth is flat. Look at this train you can't tell which direction it's going, you can't trust your senses with limited data." I think we need to redraw the evolutionary tree, adding a devolution branch away from Homo Sapiens to Homo Flerfians.
The fact that it can be difficult to decide which train is moving debunks the "if the earth were moving we'd feel it" argument. So I'm surprised he admitted it!
It's a deliberate ploy to put your mind on a certain track, that it's not a matter of science but philosophy that is the difference between the two, so that you don't question his "evidence" that the heliocentric model and the globe is wrong. At no point in his presentation will he present positive evidence for a flat earth, only that the globe is wrong on things he doesn't understand. The goal is to get a potential convert so confused about what they believe that they'll accept anything they're told. I've seen JW anti-evolution pamphlets that start out admitting a bunch of facts about evolution to appear moderate, like Dave does by presenting how a solar system can be constructed with a different focal point but still mechanically work (at first glance anyway). He doesn't actually believe the stars and planets are there, but he wants his audience to think he does until he's ready to trot out God. Once a gullible observer accepts that he's a moderate, not taking any sides, he's ready to start accepting bad arguments that are factually wrong to support a dumb conclusion.
'HI, I'm Dave...and I'm a flat earther.' First step to fixing a problem is admitting you have one. Good luck with your recovery Dave. Feel free to call SciMan Dan or Conspiracy Catz if you need a sponsor. We believe in you, mate.
@Paul Diver You are right - but he inverted it by not celebrating his sobriety but its loss. In his twisted world admitting the earth to be a sphere would be a relapse.
@@kracky A word to the wise, use spell check. "Their" not "they'r". "They'r" isn't actually a word, what you were looking for is "they're" but that is a contraction of "they are" so that sentence would make no sense. Moroons? Idiots who are a funny red colour?
"Show us the curve!" Hey, flerfs - maybe *you* will show *us* the dome? Or a photo of New York taken from France's shore? Why do we have to always prove to them that Earth is a globe? Oh, right - because it is, and flat Earthers can not produce any evidence for their claim.
exactly.. they never explain anything about their model.. how high up is the dome, what is it made of, what makes the sun and moon go around... what are they made of... it's all idiotic.
@@alwaysmeepin9609 Globe model explains all phenomena and we can calculate with precision when/where the next phenomena will occur such as eclipses. It's simple and works. They can't. For them to explain varies phenomena they have to tweak their model. When a lunar eclipse happens this is what is going on ... For a solar eclipse then this happens... It goes on and on. Absolutely ridicules.
“There’s two opposing sides to this argument.” Yeah one side with scientists on it, the other side is knobheads and bell-ends. (Trying out my British slang, how’d I do?)
Here's a thought that I came up with one day. "It is pointless to argue with someone who beleives that it is pointless to argue with them." You can use it as a quote elsewhere only if my name is added as the author of the quote. It is now recorded on UA-cam servers. I came up with it one day while frustrated with myself for not realising early that it was useless to keep arguing with someone in a conversation because they were not open minded.
Surprisingly many ordinary people use "down" and "up" to describe North and South, since that's what we see from maps as children. As I typed my comment, I read your message again and realized I missread it. Welp.
@Shawnaldo75 Agreed. My best skyes were in the countryside in summer, in the south of France, and in the Canary Islands. But the timelapse made me think about the reason of the stars moving. And then, I catched the astronomy bug !
To be honest. I was always a "flat earther denier". I genuinely and truthfully did not believe that these people existed. Then... one night... in a pub... on holiday... we met one. He was (in all fairness) a very charismatic, witty and articulate chap. So when the suggestion of a flat earth started to creep into the conversation, after a few beers, I naturally assumed he was having a laugh. I was wrong! He spent the rest of the night attempting (unsuccessfully) to bring us round to his way of thinking. Every verified fact i asked him about (example: the ISS, which we can fucking see with the naked eye, orbiting our spherical Earth), resulted in pretty much the same answer... "it's fake" or a "construct" put there by the government. At closing time, we agreed to disagree. At least we were both mature enough to shake hands and go our separate ways, having had a good conversation, without getting all "shouty" about everything. These people really do walk amongst us. I wonder if someone should set up a crowd funding account, to pay for the "Grand High Flat Earther " to go into space along with their "second on command ". Then the human race can finally put all of this utter bullshit behind it! :-)
wouldn't work - would need to send *all* of them. Just sending the leader and second in command wouldn't cut it. The poison runs too deep. Also, would bringing them back be optional?
They rely heavily on "if i didnt see it, it didnt happen". You could send an entire convoy of there must respected leaders and the community would call them brainwashed shills. Or that the government cloned them or that they're memories were replaced with new memories. Flat earthers deny the existance of there own reality in order to escape it. Because a reality where there not the smartest person around, or the strongest, or the richest, or the most attractive is a reality that they can't accept. More over, the community primarily consist of creationists, who use flat earth as a way of "proving" gods word and his existence in a world that tends to prove the contrary. The more scientific evidence is widely accepted the deeper the conspiracy that its all a lie to keep you from god has to go. In the end, they believe its all a sham and its Satan whos pulling the strings, poisoning the minds of gods children. Flat earthers take the bible to literally and believe to heavily that every word is litterally gods word wrote onto paper. I say this as a Southern Babtist btw. I'm generally not accepted by other southern babtists because at some point as a kid, after being beaten to many times for asking questions people couldn't answer, i decided that god gave me a brain to be used, not washed.
I had a similar experience at a house party, we were outside on a clear night and in a drunken throw away comment I mentioned how clear Sirius was, which was met by “well the earth is flat though” I laughed and made a follow up comment at which point it became apparent the guy wasn’t joking. Again he couldn’t explain anything and even thought that people at the South Pole have the same view of stars as people at the north, incredible! He was proper full on about it, believing it’s all a conspiracy to “hide god from us”. The internet has gone wrong.
Don't feel sorry. They weren't forced to attend. They traveled to Amsterdam, arranged accommodation and bought a ticket to the conference. So they are just as lost.
Just curious. Think of a record player or Lazy Susan. The center spins slowly while the outside spins fast. So wouldn't we expect the stars to move faster across the sky the further South you go?
Wait, his argument is that different locations have different observed axis of rotation relative to the horizon? Uh... On a flat Earth, the axis of rotation would be constant regardless of where you are. Did... Did he just disprove the flat Earth model at a flat Earth convention?
This guy fears the radiation from airport scanners. All the while neglecting the fact that he's about to fly. At cruise altitude you're exposed to 40 times background.
Oh come on... While flying, you get free range totally organic radiation, not like the airport scanner where you get government controlled factory processed and homo-genized radiation. Totally different thing! At least that's what I imagine they would say.
Dave's train example kind of shoots himself in the foot. As often as flerfs say "trust your senses," he makes a very good argument for why we can't trust them.
Actually you can see the cut in the train video when the direction of the train's motion is reversed - that's why the perceptual change is strong, it is literally going one way, then another.
@@insertclevernamehere2506 not my point though. Your senses are very easily fooled. Our senses are extremely limited, we can't trust them to make accurate determinations. Ask two people to describe the same image and they will give you different descriptions.
"Trust your senses", anyone who believes that quote does not understand how untrustworthy our senses can be, our mind doesn't give an accurate representation of the world, our minds play tricks on us all of the time. Optical illusions already show that relying on purely just sensory input is completely infallible.
i still love the irony of how a crowd that constantly parrots 'do your own research!' is STILL repeating the same unresearched nonsense from 1870. Word for word, no original additions what so ever...
Plus, John Hampden refused to look through the telescope, to see that he was wrong and that is the essence of it. But all this is futility anyway because we will eventually be forced... Forced to placate to this Flat Earth delusion, it is recorded history. Other delusional people have done it to us and this Flat Earth belief will do it to us again.
@@RealNyeTheScienceGuy I've had extensive discussions, that usually end up stopping. I've asked questions, ones that usually don't get an answer, I've been accused of being a bully because I asked questions. I usually like to focus on things that don't involve optical illusion, so I don't get many people talking to me for a long time. usually most flat-earthers want to drive home optical illusions and when I want to talk about things that don't require math or optical illusion... I usually lose them pretty quickly.
Dave: "You don't know which train is moving without outside reference" Also Dave: *Proceeds to claim the Earth is flat and stationary without outside reference*
@Limey Lemon I don't believe they are actually Christian. They say they are, but are just hypocrites. I'm a Christian. I believe in Science and logic though. As well as God and Jesus. Sounds hypocritical but God created the Earth so he created the rules for us to follow (physics), and then we discovered the tools to figure out the rules. After wards we could use the rules we learned to create amazing structures and vehicles and tools for our own benefit. Saying the Earth is flat is also like saying God isn't that powerful. So not only are they possibly not Christian's; they mock God's creation. As well as the thousands off People who spent 100's of years figuring these things out. It makes me sick.
What he neglected to add was the reason: He was doing some high IQ research and was too focused on it to realize he'd missed his dinner for an hour or two. Then he'd grab something to eat quickly and run back to his high IQ research.
4:15 "the thing about this whole flat earth thing...you got two opposing views" One with easily observable evidence for every aspect of it. The other based on the inability of some to adequately process that evidence.
Years ago, people used to visit Bedlam to laugh at the antics of mentally ill people. Nowadays, we just go on UA-cam and look at the conspiracy theorists.
I admit, it is not a very nice thing we do. But in this case we can claim that they have everything they need to get better. That was not the case at Bedlam.
@@Innerspace100 That also stems from projection. You see, their thinking is emotional rather that rational, so they think that everyone else must be the same. They think that science is just another emotionally rooted faith/hope based system. So there's a little bit of projection there, but as you said, it's similar if not the same, as with flat earther's projections.
@@CattleCluj Yes, absolutely. To them, the notion that people live their lives without a belief in a higher power is unthinkable. They cannot grasp the concept. They also have a need to feel special, and in a world wiev where a god created the earth at the centre of everything, they find this... ehm... what ever it is they find. To us, though, they just come across as backwards and silly, I suppose.
I love how he criticises the "sheeple" for undergoing the scanner, then seconds later the absolutely not sheeple in the audience applaud his ridiculous point unanimously!
It's proof that anti-intellectualism in the west isn't as much distrust of the intellectual 'elite', but a desperate desire to be one of them and anger that they've been unallowed to do so. A genuine position rooted in a real problem, left untreated, that has spiralled wildly out of control.
@@Reth_Hard "just buy a telescope and see by yourself" - not quite that simple. I've had mine for 2 months and haven't had a chance to see a planet properly yet, doesn't help that I work nights and Coronavirus restrictions means I can't get away from light pollution right now not to mention the weather. All that aside though there's a bit more to it than just pointing it at the sky.
I'm just imagining being back in science class and having my teacher say "when you look at the north star its like, up there... from where we are. Ok?"
reminds me when my 6th grade earth science teacher once remarked, "Um... I would you know get up... um... wee in my glass... um... drink most of it..."
Amsterdam? The Flerfs should have gone to the Rijksmuseum. There's a globe from the 1600s. Why did the sailors, navigators and mapmakers of the 1600s think that Earth is a globe? How come none of them had a problem with navigating by Globe-Earth maps????
NASA was paying them to shill 🤦♀️, er...no wait it was the illuminati 🤦♀️ or the lizard people? Or are the lizard people the same as the illuminati? A Masonic conspiracy? Well it must have been someone cos the earth is flat, and I know that because...reasons. OK? No, I don’t need a working model of flat earth because it just is. OK? Don’t try to confuse me with facts and science and maths, my poor little brain can’t cope with all that stuff. And anyway you’re just wrong. Right?
Is it just me, or does Dave look like he's been getting unusually friendly with the fork as of late? I'm noticing some " plumplyness " around the mid section 🤣
They always focus solely on what they think are problems with the globe and never mention how any of this shit is supposed to work on a flat earth. That whole "the south celestial pole is too low therefore the earth is flat" claim is a classic example.
I can't see the ones who earn money ever giving up their gravy train. I have to assume that there was some money involved in his presence at that lecture.
Since I discovered that some people actually drink their own piss, I've wondered, "do they consume their other waste products?" Turns out, not only does Dave lap up shite, he then passes it on.
Human Centipede 4 The Flerfenning Just like the 3rd movie but instead of prisoners it's every single flerfernerfer And make it a real docummentary, not a work of fiction. That way they can talk shit in circles and nobody else has to hear it
I have been a University Earth Science Professor for 30 years. Never would I consider standing in front of an audience and pontificating on a subject I knew nothing about, such as which Dave does here. It bogles my mind why anyone would crave celebrity so much that they would be willing to put their ignorance on such public display. It's embarassing. So, based on the FE terminology being a "free thinker" means that you don't have to actually know anything: your opinions are sufficient. Thanks Dave. Too bad you weren't in my Geology 101 class. I'm sure the other 100-150 students would have been amused.
Do you think we could lobby Nikon to added promo code “Flat Earther” the code would add 50% to the cost of the camera. Edited: due to poor research - i should be a flat earther
Unless you're referring to some kind of a bootleg knock-off from China called Niccon, please do spell it correctly: Nikon. Don't be like a flat earther.
They actually did a "Candid Camera" type video with coupons in a store, where you could get a discount, or actually pay 10% more (which was the case in the video, lol). The funny part is, the majority of the people actually paid the increased price.
I love how he mentions "2 quadrillion miles away" as if it were the reason why the polar axis wouldn't be pointing at Polaris when the Earth moves, when in fact it's the exact opposite.
This same loon rescinded his driving licence and was shocked and confused to why he was arrested after being stopped by police when driving his car without a registration plate, proclaiming to be a "free man" who was only "travelling" (not driving). Part 1: ua-cam.com/video/cP8BGjkGAdg/v-deo.html Part 2: ua-cam.com/video/ec-euzvhj28/v-deo.html Part 3: ua-cam.com/video/lFE7qpFq-G4/v-deo.html
Dude, on the first video comments that was a guy saying he is an actor. «He's a paid actor. He's even been on the crystal maze. Controlled opposition muppet.» That Dude just out conspiracy theorized him. It was just incredible, there is always someone that is one more conspiracy theory deep... 🤷♂️
"Hi, I'm Dave. And I'm a total frigging moron." I did enjoy his presentation, but how backwards his logic is angered me. And Feinman would have been appalled.
@@phildavenport4150 Yup. I have a lot of fun badgering flerfers into giving me:- 'The best scientific evidence you have that convinced you the earth is flat.' Because it must have been pretty conclusive...right?? And of course, apart from the usual silly stuff like 'water doesn't bend' noone has even tried!!
@mescalinebandit420 No, not at all. if you are thirsty enough, it may keep you from death. I would sooner trust that man than the one who died with piss down his leg. agree or not?
For the record, I personally repair and maintain checkpoint machines at airports. Won’t specify my location, but they are AIT provisions, and now we are starting to get provision 2’s. As well as working on them, I also work on the X-ray machines that scan checked bags, commonly in the basement level. Checked luggage gets xrayed, and I have to wear a dosimeter for that reason. Checkpoint scanners are ultrasound machines. 0% radiation. My dosimeter does not increase when I myself, have to scan myself to ensure the machine is working. I expose myself to about 30 of those scans a month for regular testing, with my dosimeter, and I don’t get any readings at all. Radiation producing parts (such as an X-ray tube), require about 165000 volts to be produced. Next time you’re at a checkpoint, see where the scanner is plugged into. That’s right, a normal ass outlet you could charge your phone with. Either that normal looking outlet is providing 165,000 volts, or the machine produces 0 xrays. 👍🏻
Please do a part 2, this guy is pure comedy! When he said “the North Star is like...up there!” Haha. He doesn’t realise he proves the heliocentric model by saying the position of Polaris is different in the northern and Southern Hemispheres
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Unlike with religion, flerfers do keep coming up with new arguments. All of the arguments are completely stupid and wrong, of course, but at least it's new material.
@@bigwitt187 Yes, they combine elements of both comedy and tragedy, but also a little chill of a disturbing horror when you remember that these silly people vote and reproduce.
@@TheRealFumigator How about different ways of making the same arguments? The guy that put 2 cameras on a gate and swung it back and forth always makes me laugh.
12:16 can we please start correcting Ferfers when they say "the earth spins at 1000mph"? It actually rotates at 0.0007rpm. Seeing as Dave put his annotation at the South pole I'd point out that there it "spins at zero mph", but then that wouldn't support his incredulity would it? It's almost as if Ferfers can't grasp simple geometry, that a globe and a cylinder are not the same thing...
Your body will store fat if it thinks you are gonna starve, drinking piss does nothing for this natural occurrence. Dave probably would say otherwise but when wouldn't he?
He start his presentation like some kind of stand up comic. Then, it goes downhill fast very badly. Then, it gets worse. Allegedly Dave can't have a mindset. You need a mind in order to have a mindset.
He forgot about the frame rate of the camera used to record the train. The people on that deck could quite easily tell which way the train is going because our eyes don't use frame rates to record motion.
Sci-fi Fraud Man Dan, Again, Lying and Deciving as Always. Notice how he Avoided Everything in The Video that Absolutely Destroys the Globe! 😂 2 of the most "Hidden" Absolutely Kill The Globe. ✌️😁 1. Flat Earth: The CELESTIAL DOME, PARRALAX, Moon Rotations, Etc... DESTROYS Heliocentrism. 😁... 😮 *Outstanding Incredible Information* Link below: ua-cam.com/video/tUdw4yDkAI0/v-deo.html 2. Sun Spots Debunk Heliocentricity | Flat Earth. 😉 Link below: ua-cam.com/video/UkSXVek8eFQ/v-deo.html
@@Zenga01 If Crital Thinking, Research, Investigating and Not Trusting A Corrupt Corporate Fascist Government Owned "Elitist Central Bankers, Monarchs and Jesuits" is Mad, Then Yes. ✌️😁
I used to think there was a "Flat Earth Society" that was a tongue-in-cheek organization of people that just liked to have a lark and get some time on the news. If there was, or still is that group, they certainly are not this collection of true believers. Uncanny to me that they are so organized and numerous.
"I neither have the time or the crayons to explain this to you." - My spouse while watching a completely different video on her phone while I watched this one. I had to stop and ask if we were watching the same video after all.
I cannot stand it when he says "yeah" after every other thing he says. It makes him feel like whoever he's talking to is agreeing with what he's saying. He does it while talking to globers too. So annoying!
4:20 -- _"You've got ... two opposing views. Two absolutely opposite views but they are identical."_ ... What a paradox! His logic is flawed. Everything about this man is bizarre anyway.
Yeah I'd really like him to define "absolutely opposite". "Gravity bends spacetime such that massive objects accelerate toward..." becomes what exactly? Maybe they accelerate away? Maybe it still bends space but they don't accelerate at all? It doesn't bend space and they accelerate via a different mechanism?
if you watch the rear red panel of train. it looks like the image is just moving back and forth really fast. so.... a 3rd view? Earths a triangle confirmed.
d trezy This one takes the biscuit. Imagine not even doing enough research to know that the telescopes are based in Chile, close to the Tropic of Capricorn.
@@starman1969 I'm sure he knows they are there. Dave is a con-man, just trying to milk the gullible. It's obvious as he mainly makes statements or asks questions that only work if the person he is addressing doesn't know the answer. It's very clear that he is deliberately trying to score points by trying to catch people out. The location of those telescopes is absolutely key to his argument. Do you think he would reference them and use that footage without checking? Of course not. So what he does is present a lie using obscure information that his audience are unlikely to know and, therefore, unlikely to be able to refute, and then uses that to dishonestly make a point which he knows to be false. He may not have the psychological or personality defects of other flat earthers, but he is every bit as dishonest. Allegedly Dave knows the earth is a globe and deliberately and dishonestly misrepresents facts to promote a flat earth agenda he knows is untrue. The only question is: what motivates such dishonesty?
I don't understand, so it must be wrong.
Every flat Earther ever.
Every theist, regarding logic ever too.
Not directly.A belive in a creator that has never done anything after this creation is still possible.
@@emilsinclair4190 It's possible that a tiny pink unicorn lives in my ass. Just because it's possible doesn't mean that believing it is rational.
@@emilsinclair4190 The possibilities are endless. But the time to believe in something comes when evidence arises, not before. Until then, no one is warranted any belief in any god.
@@jonathanallard2128 I think that as long as nothing says something against this you can belive it. But if you try to use this to hurt other people than I have a problem. Many people have a problem with the scientific approach bc they feal like they have no purpose. To help them it is useful to say that a god made it.
But if you say that this good wants something from you (like killing non bel8vers) I agree that this is dangerous.
So you can belive in anything. But this doesn't mean that it is true.
Flat Earth philosophy "I'm too stupid to understand science. Therefore science is wrong".
Winny, that would be bad enough. But what i find even MORE distressing is their constant, VOLUNTARY denial of all proof to the contrary. They CHOOSE to believe the FE idea, and then wonder why we don't respect them.
@@davidschmidt6013 Sadly, they start from the faulty conclusion that the Earth is flat (because some other flattard told them, because, well, conspiracy...), then they are stuck with having to make up shit in order to "find" evidence to support the false conclusion. Ex post facto faulty reasoning.
@@phildavenport4150 My position is that to become an ex-flattard is to admit to yourself how utterly stupid and gullible you were to fall for the whole movement in the first place. My experience with them is that they are unable to admit that they could possibly be wrong about anything. So they are unable to admit they are wrong, which they have to do in order to leave the movement. They are stuck.
Science says it’s bad to drink my own piss. That’s why I do it. Ahhh the mind of a flat earther
@@TheCJHowes There are a few who have managed to admit they were wrong and open their eyes. But they are sadly few and far between.
Allegedly Dave: "I forgot to eat for 8 or 9 days".
Everyone else: "We call BULLSHIT!".
He probably meant he forgot, that or what he had eaten during these days. ;)
@@AnyDrug 😂
"Forgot"
very dangerous practice, exponentially more if you don't drink or if you are an imbecile like Dave, but can easily be done , the first four days are harder, particularly if you were overweight, I recommend fasting if you need a radical change in your life.
Bullshit.. yeah, that's probably what he was eating.
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
― George Carlin
"Just think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of the people on the planet are stupider than that."
--- George Carlin
So true
I miss him SO bad :( .... he was the best at smacking these idiots to oblivion
@@kennethcook9406 that is very sad, and very true
They have the power to elect a dumb president
The irony is strong with this one. "Trust your senses, we see a flat horizon therefore the Earth is flat. Look at this train you can't tell which direction it's going, you can't trust your senses with limited data."
I think we need to redraw the evolutionary tree, adding a devolution branch away from Homo Sapiens to Homo Flerfians.
You are not immune to propoganda
The fact that it can be difficult to decide which train is moving debunks the "if the earth were moving we'd feel it" argument. So I'm surprised he admitted it!
@@hexzyle Nobody is immune to propoganda, but it seems that flat earthers are immune to education.
It's a deliberate ploy to put your mind on a certain track, that it's not a matter of science but philosophy that is the difference between the two, so that you don't question his "evidence" that the heliocentric model and the globe is wrong. At no point in his presentation will he present positive evidence for a flat earth, only that the globe is wrong on things he doesn't understand.
The goal is to get a potential convert so confused about what they believe that they'll accept anything they're told. I've seen JW anti-evolution pamphlets that start out admitting a bunch of facts about evolution to appear moderate, like Dave does by presenting how a solar system can be constructed with a different focal point but still mechanically work (at first glance anyway). He doesn't actually believe the stars and planets are there, but he wants his audience to think he does until he's ready to trot out God. Once a gullible observer accepts that he's a moderate, not taking any sides, he's ready to start accepting bad arguments that are factually wrong to support a dumb conclusion.
Awesome!!
I lost interest in the video when he said he’d ‘forgotten’ to eat for 9 days. Pretty conclusive evidence that the guy is an attention seeking liar.
He doesn't look like he forgets to eat
@@juliuscaesar6793 LMAO
Attention seeker? How dare you.. now watch me drink my own piss
he seems like he is qualified to be President, since we now have a new benchmark for that.
for ppl that fast its pretty common to kinda forget to eat
'HI, I'm Dave...and I'm a flat earther.'
First step to fixing a problem is admitting you have one. Good luck with your recovery Dave. Feel free to call SciMan Dan or Conspiracy Catz if you need a sponsor. We believe in you, mate.
his sponsor should just scream "YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!" every time dave opens his mouth
"Conspiracy Anonymous" - what a hilarious thought! I think one could write a few great sketches based on this!
The only thing that upsets me more is that there are indeed enough people that could be in the same room to say "Hi, Dave" back.
@Paul Diver
You are right - but he inverted it by not celebrating his sobriety but its loss.
In his twisted world admitting the earth to be a sphere would be a relapse.
He knows that the earth isn't flat, he's a con man.
"Hi, I'm Dave. And I'm a Flat Earther"
The first step is admitting you have a problem ..
They have the right to they'r own opinion .. they dont have a problem ... Im just kidding they'r total moroons
All in unison: “Hi Dave”
@@kracky I don't think a moron would spell it maroon, unless they are that color.
@@kracky A word to the wise, use spell check. "Their" not "they'r". "They'r" isn't actually a word, what you were looking for is "they're" but that is a contraction of "they are" so that sentence would make no sense. Moroons? Idiots who are a funny red colour?
@@kevinmould6979 John Be Bad jessus the joke is that im a moron too and i can't spell . didn't think i'd have to point that out but here i am
"Show us the curve!"
Hey, flerfs - maybe *you* will show *us* the dome? Or a photo of New York taken from France's shore?
Why do we have to always prove to them that Earth is a globe?
Oh, right - because it is, and flat Earthers can not produce any evidence for their claim.
They aways say scientific metod which say to test your theorys but they only trie to prove other wrong not that they are right
The thing is, even if in some way they could prove that the world ain't a globe, it by no means gives any credibility to their claim.
exactly.. they never explain anything about their model.. how high up is the dome, what is it made of, what makes the sun and moon go around... what are they made of... it's all idiotic.
Tobias their are so many phenomena the flerfers can’t explain but we can
@@alwaysmeepin9609 Globe model explains all phenomena and we can calculate with precision when/where the next phenomena will occur such as eclipses. It's simple and works.
They can't. For them to explain varies phenomena they have to tweak their model.
When a lunar eclipse happens this is what is going on ... For a solar eclipse then this happens...
It goes on and on. Absolutely ridicules.
“There’s two opposing sides to this argument.” Yeah one side with scientists on it, the other side is knobheads and bell-ends. (Trying out my British slang, how’d I do?)
Anthony b spot on mate!
Out of curiosity, what’s the difference between a ‘knobhead’ and a ‘bell-end’.
Theo Brinkman I think they’re virtually the same. A little redundant, but fun to say nonetheless.
Bag of dead hammers??
Anthony b pissflap is another British term you may enjoy using.
If he's a breatharian who looks like that, he needs to stop breathing so hard.
Barry On 😂
LOL
LOLI guess he forgets to exhale.
Air is high in carbs
@@wooksnp161 Especially since the increase in CARBon dioxide...
It is hard to argue with a genius, but impossible to argue with an idiot
So true
Is it you that posts that comment in every comment section? Or did you read somewhere and think, "I'll use that"?
Kevin Mould um no that not me I have never watched this channel before and no this is not an original comment sorry
Mark Twain?
Here's a thought that I came up with one day. "It is pointless to argue with someone who beleives that it is pointless to argue with them."
You can use it as a quote elsewhere only if my name is added as the author of the quote. It is now recorded on UA-cam servers. I came up with it one day while frustrated with myself for not realising early that it was useless to keep arguing with someone in a conversation because they were not open minded.
"I think it's like Argentina, or somewhere right down on the tip of South America". Really? Down? On a flat Earth?
Surprisingly many ordinary people use "down" and "up" to describe North and South, since that's what we see from maps as children.
As I typed my comment, I read your message again and realized I missread it. Welp.
Nice! I missed that one lol
Well, south is not "down" in a globe Earth either.
Rogério Penna exactly down is under us, south and north are directions
Globe doesn't have up or down either so whats your point?
Leaving the content aside, this presentation is worse than most high school presentations of 16 year olds...
You are right about that.
There are 6th graders that have better presentations
Who else is in awe of the beauty of a good time lapse of a clear night sky.
meh
I like to make them with my Canon DLSR. Great fun when you create it and watch the result.
I do. It is a sight that mades me love astronomy when I was a kid.
@Shawnaldo75 Agreed. My best skyes were in the countryside in summer, in the south of France, and in the Canary Islands. But the timelapse made me think about the reason of the stars moving. And then, I catched the astronomy bug !
Memorizing. 😷👍🏍💨
To be honest. I was always a "flat earther denier". I genuinely and truthfully did not believe that these people existed. Then... one night... in a pub... on holiday... we met one. He was (in all fairness) a very charismatic, witty and articulate chap. So when the suggestion of a flat earth started to creep into the conversation, after a few beers, I naturally assumed he was having a laugh. I was wrong! He spent the rest of the night attempting (unsuccessfully) to bring us round to his way of thinking. Every verified fact i asked him about (example: the ISS, which we can fucking see with the naked eye, orbiting our spherical Earth), resulted in pretty much the same answer... "it's fake" or a "construct" put there by the government. At closing time, we agreed to disagree. At least we were both mature enough to shake hands and go our separate ways, having had a good conversation, without getting all "shouty" about everything. These people really do walk amongst us. I wonder if someone should set up a crowd funding account, to pay for the "Grand High Flat Earther " to go into space along with their "second on command ". Then the human race can finally put all of this utter bullshit behind it! :-)
wouldn't work - would need to send *all* of them. Just sending the leader and second in command wouldn't cut it. The poison runs too deep. Also, would bringing them back be optional?
I'd vote for them all to be hoarded into one big rocket & sent into space on a one-way trip.
They rely heavily on "if i didnt see it, it didnt happen". You could send an entire convoy of there must respected leaders and the community would call them brainwashed shills. Or that the government cloned them or that they're memories were replaced with new memories. Flat earthers deny the existance of there own reality in order to escape it. Because a reality where there not the smartest person around, or the strongest, or the richest, or the most attractive is a reality that they can't accept. More over, the community primarily consist of creationists, who use flat earth as a way of "proving" gods word and his existence in a world that tends to prove the contrary. The more scientific evidence is widely accepted the deeper the conspiracy that its all a lie to keep you from god has to go. In the end, they believe its all a sham and its Satan whos pulling the strings, poisoning the minds of gods children. Flat earthers take the bible to literally and believe to heavily that every word is litterally gods word wrote onto paper. I say this as a Southern Babtist btw.
I'm generally not accepted by other southern babtists because at some point as a kid, after being beaten to many times for asking questions people couldn't answer, i decided that god gave me a brain to be used, not washed.
I had a similar experience at a house party, we were outside on a clear night and in a drunken throw away comment I mentioned how clear Sirius was, which was met by “well the earth is flat though” I laughed and made a follow up comment at which point it became apparent the guy wasn’t joking. Again he couldn’t explain anything and even thought that people at the South Pole have the same view of stars as people at the north, incredible! He was proper full on about it, believing it’s all a conspiracy to “hide god from us”. The internet has gone wrong.
Even if we send them all, they will be like: "It's fake, we don't looking thru the window, it's some kind of LCD or TFT showing pictures" Hhaahahahaa
I can't see the curve because the horizon keeps getting in the way
I feel more sorry for the people clapping to what he says... Dave is aready lost.
When they're applauding this bullshit, they are either.
Da've already lost it too
Don't feel sorry. They weren't forced to attend. They traveled to Amsterdam, arranged accommodation and bought a ticket to the conference. So they are just as lost.
@@TheNixie1972 Yeah, fair enough..
I would be quite entertained but not of the reason he thinks.
He takes the piss out of everything, including himself.
😂
I had to scroll too far down for this comment. Have an upvote.
Then he puts it back in....
He probably eats his own shit as well cause everything that comes out if his mouth is just shit
Just curious. Think of a record player or Lazy Susan. The center spins slowly while the outside spins fast.
So wouldn't we expect the stars to move faster across the sky the further South you go?
Wait, his argument is that different locations have different observed axis of rotation relative to the horizon? Uh... On a flat Earth, the axis of rotation would be constant regardless of where you are.
Did... Did he just disprove the flat Earth model at a flat Earth convention?
Well, that seems to be the only thing they are very good at.
Yes. Yes he did. Except that NASA photoshopped the sky.
@@philwalker1167 under this guys logic is either NASA photoshopped the sky or the sky photoshopped NASA.
Indeed he did. Why would trust anything a man that drinks his own urine has to say anyway.
What would he say if you took him to the "Southern" hemisphere, and at night said "Where's Polaris?"
This guy fears the radiation from airport scanners. All the while neglecting the fact that he's about to fly. At cruise altitude you're exposed to 40 times background.
I suspect Dave must enjoy the pat down he gets instead of the scanner.
Oh come on... While flying, you get free range totally organic radiation, not like the airport scanner where you get government controlled factory processed and homo-genized radiation. Totally different thing! At least that's what I imagine they would say.
Man you guys are brutal. I like it.
@David Parry oh god im dieing here...
@David Parry he may as well use the airplane's toilet.
"Would you like a snack?"
"Neah, I'll go to the toilet in a minute and make one myself."
"Don't be urine, don't be urine, don't be urine, don't be urine... Well, there it is."
Why. Just. Why?
So gruesome 🤢🤮
I was like "wine!? Badas....oh"
@@bigdorkification
I almost think it's a diluted red bulls
No need to get pissy about it.
After his comments about the challenger disaster on TV, have no time at all for this guy
Dave's train example kind of shoots himself in the foot. As often as flerfs say "trust your senses," he makes a very good argument for why we can't trust them.
Actually you can see the cut in the train video when the direction of the train's motion is reversed - that's why the perceptual change is strong, it is literally going one way, then another.
@@insertclevernamehere2506 not my point though. Your senses are very easily fooled. Our senses are extremely limited, we can't trust them to make accurate determinations. Ask two people to describe the same image and they will give you different descriptions.
"Trust your senses", anyone who believes that quote does not understand how untrustworthy our senses can be, our mind doesn't give an accurate representation of the world, our minds play tricks on us all of the time. Optical illusions already show that relying on purely just sensory input is completely infallible.
i still love the irony of how a crowd that constantly parrots 'do your own research!' is STILL repeating the same unresearched nonsense from 1870. Word for word, no original additions what so ever...
Plus, John Hampden refused to look through the telescope, to see that he was wrong and that is the essence of it. But all this is futility anyway because we will eventually be forced... Forced to placate to this Flat Earth delusion, it is recorded history. Other delusional people have done it to us and this Flat Earth belief will do it to us again.
They think research = reading random online articles and watching videos. They have no comprehension on what actual research entails.
SaiyanShoup Don’t forgot believing them implicitly without any critical analysis as to the validity
Petrie W have you have spoke to a flat earther in person?
@@RealNyeTheScienceGuy I've had extensive discussions, that usually end up stopping. I've asked questions, ones that usually don't get an answer, I've been accused of being a bully because I asked questions. I usually like to focus on things that don't involve optical illusion, so I don't get many people talking to me for a long time.
usually most flat-earthers want to drive home optical illusions and when I want to talk about things that don't require math or optical illusion... I usually lose them pretty quickly.
Dave: "You don't know which train is moving without outside reference"
Also Dave: *Proceeds to claim the Earth is flat and stationary without outside reference*
@Limey Lemon I don't believe they are actually Christian. They say they are, but are just hypocrites.
I'm a Christian. I believe in Science and logic though. As well as God and Jesus. Sounds hypocritical but God created the Earth so he created the rules for us to follow (physics), and then we discovered the tools to figure out the rules. After wards we could use the rules we learned to create amazing structures and vehicles and tools for our own benefit. Saying the Earth is flat is also like saying God isn't that powerful. So not only are they possibly not Christian's; they mock God's creation. As well as the thousands off People who spent 100's of years figuring these things out. It makes me sick.
@@fastmadcow That, in itself, is not hypocritical.
Dave: "I forgot to eat for 8 or 9 days.......
I've forgotten to think for much, _much_ longer."
What he neglected to add was the reason: He was doing some high IQ research and was too focused on it to realize he'd missed his dinner for an hour or two. Then he'd grab something to eat quickly and run back to his high IQ research.
It's like a stand-up comedy show
Dave looks like he isnt on the breatharian diet anymore......
@Maxx Kroes That's a point. If he drinks his own liquid excreta, does he also eat his own solid excreta?
his stomach looks like a globe no wonder hes a flat earther
I wonder when he is due
@@cybergamer-nat Flat Earther minus the "L"
Flat Earther: Tries to make a Serious Presentation.
Everyone in Audience: *This Standup Comedian is freaking Hilarious!!* 😂
Yeah, he is a GREAT comedian.
I think the comedy is purposeful...
4:15 "the thing about this whole flat earth thing...you got two opposing views" One with easily observable evidence for every aspect of it. The other based on the inability of some to adequately process that evidence.
Perfect.
Yup. That is it in a nutshell.
id love to go to a flat earth presentation just for the shitts and trying not to laugh
Maybe watching a livestream and being able to comment would be more practical. I can't see myself sitting through hours of these flat Earth lectures.
I wouldn't laugh I probably leave this guy presentation mad and angry on how stupid this idiot is.
@@saroeutsoeung623 there is a saying for this its hard to win an argument against a smart person but its impossible to win against an idiot
Years ago, people used to visit Bedlam to laugh at the antics of mentally ill people. Nowadays, we just go on UA-cam and look at the conspiracy theorists.
The more things change the more they stay the same I guess hah
I admit, it is not a very nice thing we do. But in this case we can claim that they have everything they need to get better. That was not the case at Bedlam.
gdutfulkbhh ....at least at Bedlam, you didn’t have to clean your own phone when you spit on them.
@@John.0z Good point, well made.
1: Have you got a picture yet, Dave?
2: He's put on a lot of weight recently
3: Stumbling over big words doesn't help your 'cause'
> He's put on a lot of weight recently
He's just breathing more now.
Shows a picture of a train to prove that your senses can be tricked.
Wants people to trust their senses 🤦🏼♂️
My own rule of thumb is to never trust anyone that drinks piss from a glass on a bench unless they are fulfilling a bet
The scary part is people are listening to him in an audience.
Michael Casella Lets hope that they weren’t all flatties, and that a small percentage were skeptics.
Michael Casella - yes, with no push-back. Who are these people?
Notice how they never show actual audience. All these 'conventions" are fake. I have seen never more than 20 persons. Imagine showing any faces...
Michael Casella don’t make fun of the mentally challenged it’s not funny
I'd totally listen to him to have a laugh.
Flat earther realizing he is wrong and try to save face by saying "it's a philosophy" .
Yeah. It's a bit like when religious fanatics are calling science a belief system. Evasive actions, that's all there is to it.
@@Innerspace100 That also stems from projection. You see, their thinking is emotional rather that rational, so they think that everyone else must be the same. They think that science is just another emotionally rooted faith/hope based system. So there's a little bit of projection there, but as you said, it's similar if not the same, as with flat earther's projections.
@@CattleCluj Yes, absolutely. To them, the notion that people live their lives without a belief in a higher power is unthinkable. They cannot grasp the concept. They also have a need to feel special, and in a world wiev where a god created the earth at the centre of everything, they find this... ehm... what ever it is they find. To us, though, they just come across as backwards and silly, I suppose.
read 'Why People "Fly from Facts"' by Troy Campbell, it perfectly describes flat earthers, anti-vaxxers and half of politics
The real mystery here is, why would you be in the audience.
Mostly one word. Religion.
To film this bizzare spectacle to document the rapid decline of intelligence in humans?
Just an answer... Coffee and donuts for free!
looking at Dave, I think it's just coffee
@@stopmojim that's not right, people who think the earth is flat is bullied at my church
I love how he criticises the "sheeple" for undergoing the scanner, then seconds later the absolutely not sheeple in the audience applaud his ridiculous point unanimously!
The epitome of flat earth is someone scientifically illiterate believing they're smarter than astrophysicists, geologists, and aerospace engineers.
It's proof that anti-intellectualism in the west isn't as much distrust of the intellectual 'elite', but a desperate desire to be one of them and anger that they've been unallowed to do so. A genuine position rooted in a real problem, left untreated, that has spiralled wildly out of control.
And all such persons from the beginning of observation and data collection. They think a few youtube videos is research. Dave is a maroon
Well, it's not like you could just buy a telescope and see by yourself that planets are all spherical... Right?
@@Reth_Hard They do, but like cameras, flat earthers don't know jack about how to focus them.
@@Reth_Hard "just buy a telescope and see by yourself" - not quite that simple. I've had mine for 2 months and haven't had a chance to see a planet properly yet, doesn't help that I work nights and Coronavirus restrictions means I can't get away from light pollution right now not to mention the weather. All that aside though there's a bit more to it than just pointing it at the sky.
If he forgets to eat for 9 days, then why does he look like he’s three months pregnant?
lol
Because he's three months pregnant. Didn't you know? According to a noted flerthers, everyone is transgender. Everyone!
Maybe he does have two brain cells. That would explain his pregnancy.
@Shawnaldo75 too soon bro
Because before those nine days he looked eight months pregnant
Allegedly Dave, apparently he once "allegedly" had a brain, but then it went walkies.
I think its still technically there. It's just run out of power trough the lacks of malnutrition, due to prolonged nonsensical fasting.
I'm just imagining being back in science class and having my teacher say "when you look at the north star its like, up there... from where we are. Ok?"
reminds me when my 6th grade earth science teacher once remarked, "Um... I would you know get up... um... wee in my glass... um... drink most of it..."
Amsterdam? The Flerfs should have gone to the Rijksmuseum. There's a globe from the 1600s. Why did the sailors, navigators and mapmakers of the 1600s think that Earth is a globe? How come none of them had a problem with navigating by Globe-Earth maps????
16th century Amsterdam? They'll probably say it was a Jewish/Freemason conspiracy.
NASA was paying them to shill 🤦♀️, er...no wait it was the illuminati 🤦♀️ or the lizard people? Or are the lizard people the same as the illuminati? A Masonic conspiracy? Well it must have been someone cos the earth is flat, and I know that because...reasons. OK? No, I don’t need a working model of flat earth because it just is. OK? Don’t try to confuse me with facts and science and maths, my poor little brain can’t cope with all that stuff. And anyway you’re just wrong. Right?
Is it just me, or does Dave look like he's been getting unusually friendly with the fork as of late? I'm noticing some " plumplyness " around the mid section 🤣
Use your common sense! He obviously switched from low fat air to full-fat air in his breatharian diet!
Maybe hes just been taking some really really deep breaths.
He forgot t eat for 9 days so ate 9 days worth of food all at once
kyzercube _
Oh leave him alone! He's got a lot on his plate....
@@dunneincrewgear not anymore!
He's put on a bit of weight. Must be breathing too much.
^ underrated comment
Just fermented piss.
They always focus solely on what they think are problems with the globe and never mention how any of this shit is supposed to work on a flat earth.
That whole "the south celestial pole is too low therefore the earth is flat" claim is a classic example.
How many times will the flerfers prove themselves wrong before they finally believe their own observations?
I can't see the ones who earn money ever giving up their gravy train. I have to assume that there was some money involved in his presence at that lecture.
Since I discovered that some people actually drink their own piss, I've wondered, "do they consume their other waste products?"
Turns out, not only does Dave lap up shite, he then passes it on.
Human Centipede 4
The Flerfenning
Just like the 3rd movie but instead of prisoners it's every single flerfernerfer
And make it a real docummentary, not a work of fiction. That way they can talk shit in circles and nobody else has to hear it
Disturbing that there were so many people in the audience appreciative of what he was saying. :(
normcity That is what worried me.
It was a meeting for flat-earthers. So...
There were only like, 5 of them in there. Flat earthers are just really loud.
Pretty sure there might be few Globers hidden in there, writing things down and going ‘this is comedy gold’
normcity i hope they were humouring him, but that is highly unlikely
I have been a University Earth Science Professor for 30 years. Never would I consider standing in front of an audience and pontificating on a subject I knew nothing about, such as which Dave does here. It bogles my mind why anyone would crave celebrity so much that they would be willing to put their ignorance on such public display. It's embarassing. So, based on the FE terminology being a "free thinker" means that you don't have to actually know anything: your opinions are sufficient. Thanks Dave. Too bad you weren't in my Geology 101 class. I'm sure the other 100-150 students would have been amused.
Do you think we could lobby Nikon to added promo code “Flat Earther” the code would add 50% to the cost of the camera. Edited: due to poor research - i should be a flat earther
So that Canon can provide them an equal product with a cheaper price?
But they love a Niccon P900
Unless you're referring to some kind of a bootleg knock-off from China called Niccon, please do spell it correctly: Nikon. Don't be like a flat earther.
They actually did a "Candid Camera" type video with coupons in a store, where you could get a discount, or actually pay 10% more (which was the case in the video, lol). The funny part is, the majority of the people actually paid the increased price.
I love how he mentions "2 quadrillion miles away" as if it were the reason why the polar axis wouldn't be pointing at Polaris when the Earth moves, when in fact it's the exact opposite.
Yet, only one of his supposedly "identical" philosophies gives a 15º per hour drift when Bob ran his famous experiment. Hahahahahahaha!
Thanks bob
and jeranisms bullshit curvature experiment lllooollll "interesting"
This same loon rescinded his driving licence and was shocked and confused to why he was arrested after being stopped by police when driving his car without a registration plate, proclaiming to be a "free man" who was only "travelling" (not driving).
Part 1: ua-cam.com/video/cP8BGjkGAdg/v-deo.html
Part 2: ua-cam.com/video/ec-euzvhj28/v-deo.html
Part 3: ua-cam.com/video/lFE7qpFq-G4/v-deo.html
So the government is telling the truth?
😂
Dear God. So both a Flat Earther AND a Free Citizen?
@@DarthEquus He should be free as in outlawed. Way to waste everybodys time by renouncing his driving license.
Dude, on the first video comments that was a guy saying he is an actor.
«He's a paid actor.
He's even been on the crystal maze.
Controlled opposition muppet.»
That Dude just out conspiracy theorized him. It was just incredible, there is always someone that is one more conspiracy theory deep... 🤷♂️
Dave also believes the moon casts a cold light and also thinks it's self-illuminating. I believe Dave is not self-illuminating.
Count Drunkula he would be self-illuminating if his urine were glow in the dark.
Dave's brain is self illuminating. Illuminating URINE.
"Hi, I'm Dave. And I'm a total frigging moron."
I did enjoy his presentation, but how backwards his logic is angered me. And Feinman would have been appalled.
"...and I'm a flat earther"
*10 people laugh*
To be fair, there were only about twelve people in the audience...
Flat earthers have a low standard of humor.
@@gorillaau Humor, intelligence, reason, logic...without extremely low standards, flerfing idiots wouldn't have any standards at all.
@@frocat5163 The thing about standards is that there are so many to pick from.
@@gorillaau And flerfers always pick the wrong ones.
It's always the same...globe debunked, globe debunked, globe debunked, blah blah blah.
Where is the proof the earth is flat???
Um, there is none, and flattards won't talk about that because that's not how they are trained.
@@phildavenport4150
Yup. I have a lot of fun badgering flerfers into giving me:-
'The best scientific evidence you have that convinced you the earth is flat.'
Because it must have been pretty conclusive...right??
And of course, apart from the usual silly stuff like 'water doesn't bend' noone has even tried!!
"released 22 seconds ago" - 17 likes.
Damn guys, you are fast
Also known as no life lol
Jakub Andrzej
Mine said 0 views & 30 likes. It seems UA-cam is as confused as a flat earther ✌️🇦🇺🙃
I was first once, I think.
I need not think weather Dan's post is worthy of my like or not, bc it always is.
@@starman1969
I got first this time..!!
First time I've ever been 1st on a UA-cam video..lol
“It’s a globe, regardless of what your brain is telling you” love it 😂😂😂👍
I have a rule. "Never listen to someone that drinks there piss"
LMAO
*their
that there piss over there?
@mescalinebandit420 No, not at all. if you are thirsty enough, it may keep you from death. I would sooner trust that man than the one who died with piss down his leg.
agree or not?
@mescalinebandit420 No one has stated that. maybe you could quote it, its possible I missed it...
For the record, I personally repair and maintain checkpoint machines at airports. Won’t specify my location, but they are AIT provisions, and now we are starting to get provision 2’s. As well as working on them, I also work on the X-ray machines that scan checked bags, commonly in the basement level. Checked luggage gets xrayed, and I have to wear a dosimeter for that reason. Checkpoint scanners are ultrasound machines. 0% radiation. My dosimeter does not increase when I myself, have to scan myself to ensure the machine is working. I expose myself to about 30 of those scans a month for regular testing, with my dosimeter, and I don’t get any readings at all. Radiation producing parts (such as an X-ray tube), require about 165000 volts to be produced. Next time you’re at a checkpoint, see where the scanner is plugged into. That’s right, a normal ass outlet you could charge your phone with. Either that normal looking outlet is providing 165,000 volts, or the machine produces 0 xrays. 👍🏻
Someone claiming to be a breatharian, but has quite the podge going on? Leave some of that pranic energy for everyone else, chunky boi!
Have you any idea just how many calories there are in piss?
@@andystokes8702 At least 3, I reckon.
Dave is getting too much air.
Let's hope he hasn't moved from number 1s to number 2s.
I guess starving children in africa are breathing the wrong way...
He should go there and teach them.
Please do a part 2, this guy is pure comedy! When he said “the North Star is like...up there!” Haha. He doesn’t realise he proves the heliocentric model by saying the position of Polaris is different in the northern and Southern Hemispheres
"I believe in my senses"
And showing the train clip, murders own logic
"I believe in my own senses. Now let me show you a clip that can trick our senses"
As someone working at Cerro Paranal I feel deeply offended by him using our videos.
Nothing like a warm, bubbly glass of champenis in the morning! 😳🤢🤮
Sci Man..!! I finally did it..
I finally got here 1st..!! I can now die a happy man..!! Love your channel and your considerate, scientific, and polite way of letting stupid people know that they are thinking stupid and still being polite about it..It's an art my friend..!! Stay safe and keep on making the earth round..
Mike from Boston, Massachusetts (USA)..😉
Cookie time
Yes!!!
My morbid curiosity about this extremely stupid mess makes me want to see more of it.
Unlike with religion, flerfers do keep coming up with new arguments. All of the arguments are completely stupid and wrong, of course, but at least it's new material.
@@bigwitt187 Yes, they combine elements of both comedy and tragedy, but also a little chill of a disturbing horror when you remember that these silly people vote and reproduce.
@@bigwitt187 I haven't seen any new arguments in years.
@@TheRealFumigator How about different ways of making the same arguments? The guy that put 2 cameras on a gate and swung it back and forth always makes me laugh.
"Hi, I'm Dave. I've been globe-free for 5 years..." : even though he lives on one.
Wow, Dave really let himself go. Look at that paunch...
That's what not eating does for you, you pile the air on
He's been hitting the piss.
@@timothy8428 Taking the piss more like LOL
...or talking piss.
He's eating again.
12:16 can we please start correcting Ferfers when they say "the earth spins at 1000mph"? It actually rotates at 0.0007rpm. Seeing as Dave put his annotation at the South pole I'd point out that there it "spins at zero mph", but then that wouldn't support his incredulity would it?
It's almost as if Ferfers can't grasp simple geometry, that a globe and a cylinder are not the same thing...
MPH is not a unit of spin. It's as meaningful a statement as my cat weighs four years. (Agreeing)
I walked all the way to lunch
"Hello. I'm Dave and I'm a Flat Earther" is something you say at group therapy, not how you start a presentation.
It indeed WAS group therapy!
Not sure if I would trust a guy that forgot to eat for 9 days.
For someone never eating he was in a surprisingly healthy state, I would actually assumed he should have been thinner
He was probably drinking protein shakes.
That doesn't count as eating, does it?
Dave is famine and drought resistant...
if it would be healty to not eat why do the photos of prisoners in consentration camps look so sad and unhealthy from not having food?
Your body will store fat if it thinks you are gonna starve, drinking piss does nothing for this natural occurrence. Dave probably would say otherwise but when wouldn't he?
He definitely looks like having a beer gut in the presentation even, which unlike what the name suggests, you don't get from beer alone.
He start his presentation like some kind of stand up comic. Then, it goes downhill fast very badly. Then, it gets worse.
Allegedly Dave can't have a mindset. You need a mind in order to have a mindset.
Dave: The train's movements are just an illusion. A trick of the eyes.
Also Dave: I don't trust science. I trust my senses.
He forgot about the frame rate of the camera used to record the train. The people on that deck could quite easily tell which way the train is going because our eyes don't use frame rates to record motion.
Sci-fi Fraud Man Dan, Again, Lying and Deciving as Always.
Notice how he Avoided Everything in The Video that Absolutely Destroys the Globe! 😂
2 of the most "Hidden" Absolutely Kill The Globe. ✌️😁
1. Flat Earth: The CELESTIAL DOME, PARRALAX, Moon Rotations, Etc... DESTROYS Heliocentrism. 😁... 😮 *Outstanding Incredible Information*
Link below:
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2. Sun Spots Debunk Heliocentricity | Flat Earth. 😉
Link below:
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@@RealmsandRealms are you mad? LOL
@@Zenga01 If Crital Thinking, Research, Investigating and Not Trusting A Corrupt Corporate Fascist Government Owned "Elitist Central Bankers, Monarchs and Jesuits" is Mad, Then Yes. ✌️😁
@@RealmsandRealms but, I thought the sun didn't have spots because it's a magic light that is very close.
I used to think there was a "Flat Earth Society" that was a tongue-in-cheek organization of people that just liked to have a lark and get some time on the news. If there was, or still is that group, they certainly are not this collection of true believers. Uncanny to me that they are so organized and numerous.
Flat Earther just told me to "get out of the dark" and I said the only thing I could at 4 a.m. " I'm only in the dark because the Earth's rotation".
Where I live, at 4 a.m. it is daylight from May to August so I wouldn't have been in the dark.
Got up this morning excited it was Flatearth Friday but couldn’t find it. Popped up a few minutes later.
Now my Friday feels normal.
Could you imagine Feynman debating one of these people! XD that would be worth watching
the problem is they can't recognize when they're wrong.
I feel like I've gotten dumber just by watching that guy's presentation
"now you've got a bias towards one and not the other" - And the whole point of the scientific method is to remove that bias.
Well said.
Thats a good quote
"I neither have the time or the crayons to explain this to you." - My spouse while watching a completely different video on her phone while I watched this one. I had to stop and ask if we were watching the same video after all.
Comments Owned with that one - Well done sir well done!
Someone watching this video was in that audience. C’mon now, own up.
They are hiding behind the ice wall mate
Fun fact, the machines that made those metro tunnels had to adjust their drilling to follow earths curvage😂🤷♀️
We the black community have revoked his black card
Don't send him over here.
Flat Earth, the gift that never stops giving 😂🤣
Thirty day fasting, thirty days of fast food more like
Jim Jones what?
@Jim Jones yeah and he is a tubby boy :D
Thirty days of drinking your own piss, will cause a distended liver... FOOD FOR THOUGHT...
I'm shocked that he hasn't even stared at the two models of the solar system long enough to see the difference. It's not hard to see.
I cannot stand it when he says "yeah" after every other thing he says. It makes him feel like whoever he's talking to is agreeing with what he's saying. He does it while talking to globers too. So annoying!
There are no 'globers', no need to prove reality
@@petepeter1857 That's just what they call us.. Calm down.
@@petepeter1857 besides globers aren't normal people that believe the earth is a sphere. Globers are the people that debate the flerfs.
@@earthisfat6184 Crikey
4:20 -- _"You've got ... two opposing views. Two absolutely opposite views but they are identical."_ ... What a paradox! His logic is flawed. Everything about this man is bizarre anyway.
Yeah I'd really like him to define "absolutely opposite". "Gravity bends spacetime such that massive objects accelerate toward..." becomes what exactly? Maybe they accelerate away? Maybe it still bends space but they don't accelerate at all? It doesn't bend space and they accelerate via a different mechanism?
A long time ago I was a flat earther too!
...And then i went to the kindergarten
if you watch the rear red panel of train. it looks like the image is just moving back and forth really fast.
so.... a 3rd view? Earths a triangle confirmed.
I still think its a veloceraptor
@@darkera1321 I could get on board with that idea.
The Southern stars I've heard some bad explanations by flat earthers on how they work.
d trezy This one takes the biscuit. Imagine not even doing enough research to know that the telescopes are based in Chile, close to the Tropic of Capricorn.
@@starman1969 I'm sure he knows they are there. Dave is a con-man, just trying to milk the gullible. It's obvious as he mainly makes statements or asks questions that only work if the person he is addressing doesn't know the answer. It's very clear that he is deliberately trying to score points by trying to catch people out.
The location of those telescopes is absolutely key to his argument. Do you think he would reference them and use that footage without checking? Of course not. So what he does is present a lie using obscure information that his audience are unlikely to know and, therefore, unlikely to be able to refute, and then uses that to dishonestly make a point which he knows to be false.
He may not have the psychological or personality defects of other flat earthers, but he is every bit as dishonest.
Allegedly Dave knows the earth is a globe and deliberately and dishonestly misrepresents facts to promote a flat earth agenda he knows is untrue. The only question is: what motivates such dishonesty?
@@KeithMilner Their motivation is they get to play the 'smart' people, without ever lifting a finger to earn it.
"Hi, I'm Dave, Allegedly Dave..." "Globe free" Where has he been living then? Mars?
Mars is a globe too.
He's been living in his own delusional fantasy land.
You need to understand; a guy who regularly steps to the side, pees in a glass, and drinks it, can be an expert on anything.
Oh hey the guy who tried to arrest a police station