The 10 Things That All Flat Earthers Say

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  • @trevorday7923
    @trevorday7923 3 роки тому +32782

    Flat earthers use big, scientific words they don't understand just because they think it makes them sound more photosynthesis

    • @mangeshk9002
      @mangeshk9002 3 роки тому +1285

      😂😂

    • @williamwalters3796
      @williamwalters3796 3 роки тому +3100

      Do you even know what Pythagorean’s theorem is?!?! It’s like 3.14!

    • @channelwithnotopic
      @channelwithnotopic 3 роки тому +2338

      the photosynthesis of the bisector and the pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    • @channelwithnotopic
      @channelwithnotopic 3 роки тому +371

      @@coin4898 your skills are

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 3 роки тому +1385

      @@coin4898 Dam.. you defracted the luminosity outta their angular density.

  • @zyroskillz5146
    @zyroskillz5146 3 роки тому +8599

    To quote an amazing quote I saw, “It’s like playing chess against a pigeon. Doesn’t matter how good at chess you are, the pigeon is just going to knock all the pieces over, shit on the board, declare itself the winner, and fly away.”

    • @kittyh7500
      @kittyh7500 3 роки тому +431

      I've heard that too, it literally sums up flat earthers so well

    • @snubdodecahedron9769
      @snubdodecahedron9769 3 роки тому +86

      I think dave said that in one of his videos.

    • @saucevc8353
      @saucevc8353 3 роки тому +47

      It was a monkey the way I heard it.

    • @zyroskillz5146
      @zyroskillz5146 3 роки тому +72

      @Egon Give proof. Oh wait, you can’t because it’s not fucking flat.

    • @kittyh7500
      @kittyh7500 3 роки тому +63

      @Egon Want to actually refute any of that or are you just going to state your opinion?

  • @computer.7921
    @computer.7921 5 років тому +25466

    Who went to the comments to try and find a flat-earther?

    • @skeeterburke
      @skeeterburke 5 років тому +702

      Me. Still reading, whered they all go?

    • @ihka4767
      @ihka4767 5 років тому +131

      me

    • @skeeterburke
      @skeeterburke 5 років тому +314

      @@Will300tv does that mean you're a flat earther? Cuz we couldn't find any

    • @gyrmakisfamily4680
      @gyrmakisfamily4680 5 років тому +86

      Sigh, me too, getting disappointed

    • @PxPtheBook
      @PxPtheBook 5 років тому +98

      You and me both,@@skeeterburke. I assume they're too shocked to comment.

  • @brandonbombplays9304
    @brandonbombplays9304 5 місяців тому +741

    "Oceans can't do this, because oceans don't have wings"
    He really knows the intelligence of who he's speaking to

    • @cocolete_pan
      @cocolete_pan 4 місяці тому +28

      I was zoned out and heard him say this and I was like: "wait, what the hell did I miss!?"

    • @SnowHunter869
      @SnowHunter869 3 місяці тому +10

      i came here looking for this exact comment.🤣🤣

    • @boagski
      @boagski 3 місяці тому +1

      Right could you have explained any of these points coherently without the video. If you believe is round earth and didn’t understand these points before you are the same as flat earthers. You are just believing information you seem worthy. Anyways

    • @dust7001
      @dust7001 3 місяці тому +9

      @@boagski Well I am not a physicist but I do have a basic understanding of physics... so yes.... yes I could have. I am here for the burns not the high school level physics lessons.

    • @hans-christianschulz1726
      @hans-christianschulz1726 3 місяці тому +6

      It may sound silly, but it's the right answer. Wings are the relevant difference here between a pigeon and an ocean. 😀

  • @broskitoski7320
    @broskitoski7320 3 роки тому +53175

    I was a flat earther for 3 years. Then I turned 4.
    Edit: wow this was so long ago

  • @robertalford2257
    @robertalford2257 3 роки тому +4320

    Hey, I've just heard that the flat earth theory has gone global.

    • @nebtheweb8885
      @nebtheweb8885 3 роки тому +286

      Thats because there are flat earthers all around the GLOBE.

    • @Npfifyfour_
      @Npfifyfour_ 3 роки тому +91

      Hey I just heard that the flat earth theory has gone “GLOBAL” lol

    • @joannejo37
      @joannejo37 3 роки тому +16

      The best "fuck you" to flat earthers.

    • @soniabelenguer1058
      @soniabelenguer1058 3 роки тому +55

      This is one of the funniest joke i've ever seen.

    • @casualpain8316
      @casualpain8316 3 роки тому +24

      Yeah as global as anti vaxxers and elfs

  • @blueiswonderful
    @blueiswonderful 3 роки тому +14930

    Guys don’t call flat earthers idiots.
    It’s offensive to idiots.

    • @yourdaddy01736
      @yourdaddy01736 3 роки тому +274

      Its funny how dumb they are

    • @yourlocalcrackdealer6614
      @yourlocalcrackdealer6614 3 роки тому +429

      @@yourdaddy01736 Shh its offensive to dumb people

    • @ccwsalty5662
      @ccwsalty5662 3 роки тому +119

      so they should be called fuckheads

    • @Psi_Fan123
      @Psi_Fan123 3 роки тому +378

      Dont call them dumb its offensive to dumb people

    • @Psi_Fan123
      @Psi_Fan123 3 роки тому +293

      @@ccwsalty5662 but thats offensive to frickheads

  • @chrisarbour
    @chrisarbour 3 місяці тому +65

    They WANT to believe that it's flat. Nothing you can ever say or do will change their minds.

    • @victorfinberg8595
      @victorfinberg8595 2 місяці тому +2

      flat earthers don't HAVE "minds" to change

    • @Pengin-yg1qx
      @Pengin-yg1qx 2 місяці тому +10

      @@victorfinberg8595flat earthers and conspiracy theorists are two sides of a coin, although they’ll probably argue that the coin is actually a sphere for no reason other that attention

    • @costelinha1867
      @costelinha1867 2 місяці тому

      @@Pengin-yg1qx They're not two sides of the same coin, flat earthers ARE conspiracy theorists, the entire flat earth theory is a conspiracy theory.

    • @LegendhypergameGD
      @LegendhypergameGD 2 місяці тому +1

      They want to believe that the earth is flat because they thought they will be in the cool kid zone

    • @ThomasAndRandomRobloxGames
      @ThomasAndRandomRobloxGames 2 місяці тому +1

      @@victorfinberg8595cold

  • @Wailwulf
    @Wailwulf 2 роки тому +3267

    I was a substitute school teacher for a number of years. I was substituting a 5th grade class, and while discussing the story the class had read, I made mention that the Earth was round. Lesson done, recess bell rings, I let the students out. A boy carrying a basketball stops at the door and says to me, _"The Earth is round?"_
    *"Just like your basketball,"* I replied.
    He had this look of concentration. I do not think he ever considered what the earth's shape actually was until then.
    I told him I wanted to show him something and went outside to the yard. Pointed to the sun "There's the sun," and then had him stand so he was looking 90 degrees away from it. Took the ball and placed it literally on the side of his head.
    *"See the ball?"*
    _"Yes."_
    *"It's all in shade?"*
    _"Yes."_
    *"That is night."*
    I then turned him towards the sun with the ball still on the side of his head.
    *"You just had a sunrise and it is now daytime."*
    Just seeing understanding click in his head has been one of my proudest moments.

    • @vince_c
      @vince_c 2 роки тому +332

      You're the coolest teacher for that.

    • @Wailwulf
      @Wailwulf 2 роки тому +106

      @@vince_c Thanks.

    • @UpperDarbyDetailing
      @UpperDarbyDetailing 2 роки тому +96

      That's a great way to show how it works!

    • @SangheiliSpecOp
      @SangheiliSpecOp 2 роки тому +42

      You are awesome for doing this :)

    • @Wailwulf
      @Wailwulf 2 роки тому +97

      @@UpperDarbyDetailing
      After he asked about the Earth being round, I took notice of the ball and the idea popped into my head. Glad it did.

  • @marxmaratpaine
    @marxmaratpaine 5 років тому +22837

    The dislikes are actually thumbs-up from people on the opposite side of the globe.

    • @CaptWesStarwind
      @CaptWesStarwind 5 років тому +498

      Mind blown.

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness 5 років тому +808

      I think you mean the bottom of the disc

    • @karlmac
      @karlmac 5 років тому +109

      1st Degree Legacy love that! 😂

    • @xxTAARGUS
      @xxTAARGUS 5 років тому +120

      Yes you are correct because north is up (apparently) lol

    • @ausomm
      @ausomm 5 років тому +12

      TRUTH KEEPS ORDUR 2 TRUTH KNO MATR WHUT ANGL U QWANDUR IT!

  • @Shrimpfriedpee
    @Shrimpfriedpee 3 роки тому +2579

    Arguing with a smart person is hard, arguing with an idiot is impossible. Don’t even try to argue with them.

    • @dustbargames6371
      @dustbargames6371 3 роки тому +29

      That’s a 5Head quote

    • @verydope4706
      @verydope4706 3 роки тому +34

      I have to agree since one idiot I know said that there are no toys aloud bring to school only sport. Then I asked him about a jump rope (sport he said) then I asked a soccer ball. (Said was sport). I don't know why this argument started after someone said they bring easy to clean kinetic sand

    • @markjayzeeortega2195
      @markjayzeeortega2195 3 роки тому +3

      except for professor dave explains

    • @jeromem.evardome10_kr15
      @jeromem.evardome10_kr15 3 роки тому

      true my friend.

    • @lucas411_
      @lucas411_ 3 роки тому +46

      THE EARTH IS CLEARLY FLAT
      WATCH THIS VIDEO EXPLAIN, HE ADRESSES ALL POINTS MADE IN THIS VIDEO.
      ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html

  • @AODStrings
    @AODStrings 6 місяців тому +233

    This is 1000% correct. I have a flat earther family member (not to be named) and this is the same 10 things I hear every time we talk.

    • @iplaygames7288
      @iplaygames7288 6 місяців тому +25

      Ask him : Why Is the temperature Around The world Different since the earth is flat because The Sun is giving light to the whole world at the same time [ according to them ]
      2nd question : How is It not night in the whole earth if The earth is flat

    • @steamedpootatoes204
      @steamedpootatoes204 6 місяців тому +5

      I know exactly how I feel I also have a family member that is a flat earther and it gets frustrating 😭

    • @grey_coloredCAT
      @grey_coloredCAT 6 місяців тому +19

      3rd question. why havent cats pushed everything off the edge by now if the earth is flat??

    • @Narikvp
      @Narikvp 5 місяців тому +5

      I still don’t understand how it can be night in USA and day in Asia on a flat earth model. Wouldn’t it be trivial to face time somebody across the globe and see if they can see the sun at the same time that you can?

    • @clouds9914
      @clouds9914 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@iplaygames7288 they say it's bc the earth lights up different parts not all of it

  • @QuackingQuack
    @QuackingQuack 4 роки тому +936

    there's a difference between "I didn't know" and "I don't want to know"

    • @laktomane9113
      @laktomane9113 3 роки тому +33

      That's a good wisdom, Mr Duck

    • @westofloathing8137
      @westofloathing8137 3 роки тому +17

      6.2 thousand flat earth believing idiots disliked this video

    • @westofloathing8137
      @westofloathing8137 3 роки тому +26

      @Trystan Armer i had a stroke trying to read that, maybe don’t post about people trying to be smart and LEARN GRAMMAR

    • @niropaxum958
      @niropaxum958 3 роки тому +2

      prob the biggest flaw of flatearthers

    • @Mark-Wilson
      @Mark-Wilson 3 роки тому +1

      I agree mr quackity quack

  • @inujosha
    @inujosha 4 роки тому +3239

    Never thought I would see the day that the saying "oceans don't have wings" would actually have to be used in a valid argument.

    • @sarahhaugh7922
      @sarahhaugh7922 4 роки тому +63

      Ya gotta start somewhere with some people!

    • @neptune_782
      @neptune_782 4 роки тому +158

      Honestly, trying to explain simple facts to a flat earther is like trying to play chess with a pigeon. No matter how good your moves are the pigeon will still knock all your pieces down, poop on the board, fly away and think without a doubt that they won whatever just happened despite not being able to comprehend anything that the player was doing.

    • @ariellalima7229
      @ariellalima7229 4 роки тому +10

      That ought to become a classic!

    • @enterndin
      @enterndin 4 роки тому +5

      Hahahahahaha

    • @sykeamer88_20
      @sykeamer88_20 4 роки тому +11

      @@neptune_782 you make me laugh

  • @kapa_nitori
    @kapa_nitori 3 роки тому +8175

    if earth is flat, explain why there are no slimes spawning.
    edit: why is this comment getting so many likes
    edit2: stop pls
    edit3: omg stop

    • @trueyeahf
      @trueyeahf 3 роки тому +299

      that was actually kind of funny lol

    • @byrontheusurper6505
      @byrontheusurper6505 3 роки тому +125

      Fire comment

    • @devynpanchal7612
      @devynpanchal7612 3 роки тому +119

      Under rated comment

    • @endearingteacup
      @endearingteacup 3 роки тому +91

      Seriously underrated comment. 😂

    • @congratulationsmerry6386
      @congratulationsmerry6386 3 роки тому +21

      eh kinda copied coment but heres a like
      edit: wow people are stupider than ever they don't even know what the word "kinda" means also heres some proof: ua-cam.com/video/KyD8VIK032o/v-deo.html&lc=UgyszRqozVwVgucGk9V4AaABAg

  • @RealGhostface-y9b
    @RealGhostface-y9b 6 місяців тому +500

    "show me water sticking to a spinning ball!"
    Me: *_pours water on the floor_*

  • @v3ctor1227
    @v3ctor1227 3 роки тому +4311

    Respect to this man for sacrificing his braincells to explain why the earth is not flat
    Edit: I'll let the comment section decide this
    Edit 2: The war still rages? Bruh, the argument must be going well

    • @lunialation666
      @lunialation666 3 роки тому +18

      Yes

    • @plsdontask9423
      @plsdontask9423 3 роки тому +15

      Lol yes

    • @shaman9628
      @shaman9628 3 роки тому +16

      "Never live within a first floor on a one-way street, climb the stairs to the rooftop and experience the multitude of perspectives and infinite possibilities."

    • @garymcnamara2688
      @garymcnamara2688 3 роки тому +3

      Yh

    • @yines1002
      @yines1002 3 роки тому +120

      @@cristianoronaldog.o.a.t4590 flat earthed moment 🗿

  • @Bummus25
    @Bummus25 3 роки тому +1938

    Props to the Earth’s core for keeping flat earthers on it and not just letting them float into the void. Now THAT’S some insane self control!

    • @OOOFSTAR1234
      @OOOFSTAR1234 3 роки тому +76

      The earths core after another year of this B.S: aight I'm out

    • @redwadtaken
      @redwadtaken 3 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @FiksIIanzO
      @FiksIIanzO 3 роки тому +38

      Good thing the Earth's core is chill.
      Ironically.

    • @nickyboyd5679
      @nickyboyd5679 3 роки тому +1

      Hahaha omfg

    • @coryvcx
      @coryvcx 3 роки тому +4

      but.. what about the atmosphere

  • @WESAVEDTHELEFT1863
    @WESAVEDTHELEFT1863 3 роки тому +2340

    He sounds so angry but so calm at the same time.

    • @TReyeHD
      @TReyeHD 3 роки тому +92

      It's the intellectual kind of angry

    • @ragg232
      @ragg232 3 роки тому +32

      Science deniers of any stripe are obnoxious to talk to.

    • @kik0le
      @kik0le 3 роки тому +41

      This is called "passive aggressive" :)

    • @TReyeHD
      @TReyeHD 3 роки тому +10

      That's beyond passive aggressive.
      But still not the super mad state.

    • @blueclaws9894
      @blueclaws9894 3 роки тому +20

      He's probably just showing that anger which exists within us all. That we live on a planet with other humans who tend to be assholes, idiots, or both. People are just the worst.

  • @raymondmeyers8983
    @raymondmeyers8983 7 місяців тому +854

    The Flat Earth community has thousands of members around the globe.

    • @quinnzolotoff1360
      @quinnzolotoff1360 6 місяців тому +39

      I remember them posting that!

    • @zberteoc
      @zberteoc 6 місяців тому +1

      Yes, there are many stupid people around the world.

    • @oscarrodriguezgutier
      @oscarrodriguezgutier 6 місяців тому +5

      🙃

    • @ElianSchreuder
      @ElianSchreuder 6 місяців тому +28

      This is a genuinely rare and intelligent insult. No screaming, just a subtle insult about the one thing they think is false.

    • @jsoar47
      @jsoar47 5 місяців тому

      That means that there are thousands of crayon eating imbeciles out there.

  • @TheNukedNacho
    @TheNukedNacho 4 роки тому +6753

    “Oceans don’t have wings.”
    Pfffft. *pours RedBull into ocean*

  • @NephariusAMG
    @NephariusAMG 3 роки тому +3233

    Never EVER in my 30 years have I heard somebody go "Oceans do not have wings" in a serious and educational context.

    • @Itz_Mothii
      @Itz_Mothii 3 роки тому +22

      Lol same-

    • @matt261102
      @matt261102 3 роки тому +181

      Yes because flat earthers are a special breed, they require special education.

    • @BOFRDASLEEPER
      @BOFRDASLEEPER 3 роки тому +66

      @@matt261102 oh so they're more disabled than disabled people?

    • @cheezy1799
      @cheezy1799 3 роки тому +72

      @@BOFRDASLEEPER yes

    • @ibnbattuta7031
      @ibnbattuta7031 3 роки тому +109

      @@BOFRDASLEEPER calling them disabled is a grave insult to disabled people
      atleast they can think coherently a lot of the time

  • @starblaiz1986
    @starblaiz1986 3 роки тому +1764

    People in the 1920's: "Man, imagine where we'll be in 100 years - flying cars, robot butlers, cities on the moon..."
    People in the 2020's: "Guys, seriously how many times do i have to tell you - OCEANS DON'T HAVE WINGS!"

    • @juliannasreddin5226
      @juliannasreddin5226 3 роки тому +28

      Well we still don't have those things. But we have the internet, and nukes and we do use planes. So we aren't idiots.

    • @mynamesbigmynamesbigmyname4757
      @mynamesbigmynamesbigmyname4757 3 роки тому +50

      @@juliannasreddin5226 some definitely are

    • @juliannasreddin5226
      @juliannasreddin5226 3 роки тому +7

      Myname'sbigMyname'sbigMynameisbigMyname'sbigI'mBIG Yeah but we definitely aren't idiots as a society.

    • @MrJaggy123
      @MrJaggy123 3 роки тому +9

      @@juliannasreddin5226 one slight nitpick: the op said "people in the 1920s", and you implied planes would have been a big surprise to them. Arguably after the Wright Brothers successful flights December 17, 1903, it's a bit silly to imply 1920s people predicted planes and simply miscategorized them as flying cars.

    • @juliannasreddin5226
      @juliannasreddin5226 3 роки тому +6

      Karnigan Ketzer Sorry My fault I forgot. But my point is that we maybe didn't achieve what our ancestors predicted but we still managed to do something. We have the internet, we use neclear energy we have amazing medicine, and so on. People in the past would still marvel at our inventions even if it is not what they predicted.

  • @americankickboxer
    @americankickboxer 6 місяців тому +105

    Dave you haven't made "Oceans Do Not Have Wings" shirts available yet...that could be a gold mine.

  • @DMphobia
    @DMphobia 2 роки тому +3567

    "Oceans cannot do this because oceans don't have wings." Is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life. The sheer sarcasm in his voice is beautiful.

    • @VolcanicoD.S.
      @VolcanicoD.S. 2 роки тому +18

      Agreed.Also nice name
      Edit: Awww man the name changed

    • @AureoAmbrosia
      @AureoAmbrosia 2 роки тому +13

      Lazy pink more like extremely lazy purple

    • @bendo64_YT
      @bendo64_YT 2 роки тому +9

      Team fortress two

    • @rw5763
      @rw5763 2 роки тому +37

      crazy how scientist in the 17th century discovered all sorts of theories (such as newton) and now scientist have to disclose that oceans don’t have wings

    • @themountainfarmer1843
      @themountainfarmer1843 2 роки тому +4

      Beautiful is an understatement, gorgeous is close. (Although still quite similar)

  • @smoqu1062
    @smoqu1062 4 роки тому +831

    There is a guy, Scifun, he said:
    Soon there will be only one thing we can do to make flat earthers back into normal people. Send them into space. And then let them out in a spacesuit. And when they say "the round helmet makes things look round!" just tell them how to take it off.

  • @rodod1917
    @rodod1917 3 роки тому +1537

    I as a 14 yr old, non native english speaker understood every single one of those examples and I am still shocked how grown people will deny something just because they don't have enough brain power to breathe and count at the same time while watching a video made for toddlers. It's just ridiculous, sad but fun at the same time. Loved the video!

    • @anczovyyyy
      @anczovyyyy 3 роки тому +107

      In a 13 year old non native english speaker and i approve of his message

    • @HajThere
      @HajThere 3 роки тому +50

      im 15 and i aggre with everything you wrote

    • @rogueonlineinfogames490
      @rogueonlineinfogames490 3 роки тому +44

      I'm 14 y/o and this is an impressive point from you mate i agree

    • @atlas9649
      @atlas9649 3 роки тому +8

      Thank you

    • @ItchiestBum
      @ItchiestBum 3 роки тому +62

      I’m 2 years old and approve of this message

  • @ima_psykopathpsn8411
    @ima_psykopathpsn8411 Місяць тому +38

    Nah the earth is flat. I know this because some random idiot who dropped out of school on Facebook told me so

    • @xXbongo_masterXx
      @xXbongo_masterXx Місяць тому

      Proof?

    • @xandtheironminer602
      @xandtheironminer602 Місяць тому +2

      ​@PiddlesPiddlington He said the proof. An elementary school dropout said so. That's pretty good evidence, can you refute that?

    • @Inverse.regression
      @Inverse.regression 29 днів тому

      I guess, I should thrash my Bsc Physics, and persue a PhD in whatever this field is called.

    • @noturlo-reefor7762
      @noturlo-reefor7762 27 днів тому +1

      Oh man, I guess everything I knew is a lie. All this time, I thought the earth was round, but this one guy said it was flat. That must mean everyone else is wrong & they're correct. Right!?

  • @OwnYourOwnBus101
    @OwnYourOwnBus101 11 місяців тому +994

    I once argued with a guy who insisted that the earth was flat. He said he was going to travel to the edge to prove that it, but eventually he came around.

    • @defenestrated23
      @defenestrated23 11 місяців тому +12

      I lol'd 😂

    • @RCNSV
      @RCNSV 10 місяців тому +48

      I don't even argue anymore. I just act like I'm interested. I ask to see the ice wall picture. Of course they can't provide one so I say What??? Lets go be famous and take a trip to the wall to prove everyone wrong once and for all" Of course they never want to go. I think they're just trolling people and don't believe the nonsense they're spouting

    • @rheiagreenland4714
      @rheiagreenland4714 10 місяців тому +2

      stolen

    • @thedbcooperforum
      @thedbcooperforum 10 місяців тому +3

      It's simple, none of them have shown the four edges, should be simple if it's flat, no?

    • @BryanVanGeffen
      @BryanVanGeffen 10 місяців тому +6

      Some how the least and most funny joke I have heard all day. Good job bro

  • @zwc76
    @zwc76 3 роки тому +1370

    Hahaha, as a kid going to school I would never, ever imagined that there later had to be a video made 30 years later where someone educated *grown people* that birds have wings and oceans do not ... It's a truly amazing world we live in!

    • @YourFckingFBIAgent
      @YourFckingFBIAgent 3 роки тому +22

      I understand your view I am 50.

    • @wighensakgr
      @wighensakgr 3 роки тому +37

      I'd never have imagined that someone well into their 30s or more would have MLP pfps. But here we all are.

    • @theenigma6160
      @theenigma6160 3 роки тому +18

      *This comment has made me angry, sad and laugh all at once.*

    • @temmiemew
      @temmiemew 3 роки тому

      I know

    • @Speed-TV
      @Speed-TV 3 роки тому +1

      damn

  • @BananamanIsBannedAgain
    @BananamanIsBannedAgain Рік тому +1871

    You know your argument is stupid when someone can debunk it by saying “oceans do not have wings”

    • @johndavis8174
      @johndavis8174 Рік тому +19

      Wings wow how did Ocean get wings I must of missed that one that be neat to see!!

    • @DragonOfTheMortalKombat
      @DragonOfTheMortalKombat Рік тому +39

      Or that southern hemisphere exists.

    • @geroffmilan3328
      @geroffmilan3328 Рік тому +5

      💯 😂😂😂

    • @erdwin5613
      @erdwin5613 Рік тому +18

      Yo when the ocean have wing💀

    • @thetrashmob2307
      @thetrashmob2307 Рік тому +25

      @@erdwin5613 that patch is coming to your server in a few weeks

  • @cryo9216
    @cryo9216 7 місяців тому +139

    All flat-earthers should watch the documentary called BEHIND THE CURVE. In it, flat-earthers themselves inadvertently prove the earth has a curvature. 😂

    • @itzikcohen2866
      @itzikcohen2866 7 місяців тому +2

      I saw it to, it Crack me up😂😂

    • @Syntex366
      @Syntex366 7 місяців тому +10

      Even that won’t convince them because the dude who did that just went on to say “well, this clearly proves the math we were using is wrong and it has been altered by T H E M” and a random statement is proof enough to a flat earther

    • @thedstroyer462
      @thedstroyer462 6 місяців тому +11

      Flerfer- designs own experiment- tests own experiment- experiment shows a globe-
      Flerfer- "the experiment was invalid"

    • @Syntex366
      @Syntex366 6 місяців тому +5

      @@thedstroyer462 or they do what the laser guy did. “Wow, our finding have been double checked and they’re all correct according to the math. This clearly demonstrates that math as a whole is wrong”

    • @nicolasgomez6637
      @nicolasgomez6637 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Syntex366That is the most adhoc explanation to ever be made up bruh, they cannot possibly have access to THAT much copium

  • @kittyh7500
    @kittyh7500 3 роки тому +618

    Man Dave, I dunno if you can take these flat earthers, they have members all around the globe.

    • @rafaelkaruna7262
      @rafaelkaruna7262 3 роки тому +19

      LOL that post became a huge meme

    • @Dave_Blank
      @Dave_Blank 3 роки тому +6

      @Egon Your brain is smooth

    • @itzjustjacob5948
      @itzjustjacob5948 3 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @TylerDollarhide
      @TylerDollarhide 3 роки тому +4

      @@rafaelkaruna7262 Apparently the flat earth society (where that post came from) doesn't actually represent many actual flat earthers. SciManDan explained that this is the reason that he doesn't talk about them.

    • @anshsgh6092
      @anshsgh6092 3 роки тому +1

      *OOOOOHHHHHH sound effect plays*

  • @Misterdith
    @Misterdith 3 роки тому +1420

    "Birds have wings."
    The fact that he needs to say this to adults is a combination of hilarious and sad.

    • @ljroudkip16
      @ljroudkip16 3 роки тому +16

      I completely agree

    • @skittstop5088
      @skittstop5088 3 роки тому +18

      disappointing to re-tell to an adult

    • @MEZw3r
      @MEZw3r 3 роки тому +51

      i found it made it better when he had to add water doesn't have wings

    • @japanballfornow.4066
      @japanballfornow.4066 3 роки тому +7

      " birds have wings. " *THANK YOU MR HELPFUL*

    • @Skeleton-wn2zu
      @Skeleton-wn2zu 3 роки тому +2

      @@MEZw3r yes

  • @jomanout5866
    @jomanout5866 4 роки тому +939

    Sometimes I try to use words I don't understand to make myself sound more photosynthesis

    • @endmysuffering7394
      @endmysuffering7394 4 роки тому +86

      That sounds very pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    • @lightembodied5688
      @lightembodied5688 4 роки тому +23

      But don't we all love our Sciencism ? :-D

    • @ponkypink3389
      @ponkypink3389 4 роки тому +30

      That is so antidisiplimartism

    • @paulregel5264
      @paulregel5264 4 роки тому +15

      Ahhh, seeing the light! Becoming green with envy!

    • @beast9068
      @beast9068 4 роки тому +12

      Omg I'm weeezing... xD xD xD

  • @hhhAmbientElectronic
    @hhhAmbientElectronic 7 місяців тому +147

    12.8k dislikes. They live among us!
    My next-door-neighbor was a flat-earther. Very nice guy, but no matter what I showed him in the way of empirical evidence of a spherical Earth, he wouldn't believe me. Nevertheless, we got along fine... until I found out he was also a raging white-supremacist, at which point I confronted him, which led to a heated argument about skin color, after which he told me to go pray to my black God. I never spoke to him again. He is, of course, always in my prayers.

    • @dogwalker666
      @dogwalker666 6 місяців тому

      They have lots of 🧦 socks

    • @AdamMGTF
      @AdamMGTF 6 місяців тому

      I've been trying to meet a flat earther since the netflix documentary about (?) ten years ago. Where are you from? I'd love to meet one.
      Sad you met a racial/religious extremist. Such people are infinitely more dangerous than silly conspiracy terrorists like flat earth people

    • @avm7368
      @avm7368 6 місяців тому +4

      I can't see any dislikes.
      I think you're lying. There are no dislikes. 😂

    • @dogwalker666
      @dogwalker666 6 місяців тому

      @@avm7368 UA-cam removed the dislikes a couple of years ago, You can get an app that allows you to see them.

    • @Aspects985
      @Aspects985 6 місяців тому +7

      ​@avm7368 you can't see dislikes anymore lmao, he's not lying

  • @bricjap
    @bricjap 3 роки тому +1691

    "Oceans don't have wings"
    See how low level you must go intellectually, just to debate with flat earthers

    • @Kaan._G
      @Kaan._G 3 роки тому +93

      Sea that the oeans have no wings?
      I apologise

    • @itsgreenpro7064
      @itsgreenpro7064 3 роки тому +5

      What you're saying

    • @killedtheradiostar1116
      @killedtheradiostar1116 3 роки тому +10

      @@itsgreenpro7064 it was a joke

    • @Face_Fisting_Machine
      @Face_Fisting_Machine 3 роки тому +37

      Birds fly because of wings was an even deeper level

    • @s.p.q.r.5221
      @s.p.q.r.5221 3 роки тому +31

      True, you have to get into “basic kindergarten” mode for explaining the basic things about earth to flat earthers

  • @leonhayes188
    @leonhayes188 2 роки тому +3750

    The best response to flat earthers I ever saw: "If the Earth were flat, the edge would be a tourist attraction."

    • @ashrafwais7954
      @ashrafwais7954 2 роки тому +93

      Yet you’re not allowed to go there 🤣 this is genius. Y’all scary. Flat or round yk what, do some digging cause this whole comment section gross.

    • @leskobrandon691
      @leskobrandon691 2 роки тому +125

      Don't they call the edges of their flat earth the ice walls? Like what lies beyond the ice walls? I may be wrong but I thought I ran across that somewhere. Watching them argue, especially in pairs is actually quite entertaining. They hurl insult after insult & then cite something absurd like the completion backwards principle & then chuckle as if they just proved their point. Comical.

    • @ashrafwais7954
      @ashrafwais7954 2 роки тому +17

      I’m sitting here like… you’re missing the whole point. Can you do something about it? Do you think you can uncover anything o shady happening on a national or international level? Then ya I’d believe it. Till then I’d rather stick with the facts.

    • @boxsterman77
      @boxsterman77 2 роки тому +22

      One to which you could get to by simply going in any direction until you reach it.

    • @leonhayes188
      @leonhayes188 2 роки тому +33

      I feel like we're just going around in circles...along the Edge. 🤭

  • @jmuench420
    @jmuench420 2 роки тому +1142

    When I first heard about flat earthers being a real thing I really thought they were going to have some elaborate beliefs about how the Earth must be flat when viewed from higher dimensions or something like that. Imagine my disappointment.

    • @reverendgaddy2435
      @reverendgaddy2435 2 роки тому +43

      "Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter."

    • @EdreiiPuuerto
      @EdreiiPuuerto 2 роки тому +34

      Oh, dear. Imagine mine when I grew to know that educational levels not only don't reach this level on many countries, but some even provide misinformation... At least on my teens in Mexico this is part of basic knowledge, basic education. Then I started working on call centers and found out that common sense... It's not so common...

    • @metpach
      @metpach 2 роки тому +27

      @@EdreiiPuuerto oh yeah, when I worked at a call center I realized that the average person has no basic critical thinking skills.

    • @tyokabina2829
      @tyokabina2829 2 роки тому +8

      Yea, Tolkien elves they are not.

    • @TheyCallMeIce
      @TheyCallMeIce 2 роки тому +14

      you put more effort into flat earthers' hypothetical beliefs than their priests did into their actual arguements

  • @johnnyo3fan
    @johnnyo3fan 3 місяці тому +20

    Because I've never met a flat-earther, I thought they had all gone over the edge.

  • @Mrc-kr4tu
    @Mrc-kr4tu 3 роки тому +695

    As a former flat earther for about 5 minutes, I’m glad I’ve seen this. That was a weird night, my food might have had some alcohol that night.

    • @guiii0696
      @guiii0696 3 роки тому +105

      5 minutes is actually the time you need to graduate in flat earth theory

    • @dough7726
      @dough7726 3 роки тому +20

      How to win a argument with a flat earther: Show them a picture or video if earth if they say it's fake tell them to prove that it's fake

    • @ericb3157
      @ericb3157 3 роки тому +7

      oh, you reminded me of a line in a book, "callahan's key".
      half the story is about a large group of people moving from New York to Key West Florida.
      "a few years later i found myself missing New York. i had another drink, and the feeling passed."

    • @shadowgodthegamer5738
      @shadowgodthegamer5738 3 роки тому +5

      happy that u regained sanity. but why were u insane in the first place?

    • @michaelweir9666
      @michaelweir9666 3 роки тому +16

      The internet's a dangerous place, and it's easy to fall into rabbit holes. I'm glad you had the intellectual honesty to challenge your beliefs with contrarian ideas.

  • @catherinepapaiannou7478
    @catherinepapaiannou7478 3 роки тому +1648

    1950: In 2021 people will have flying cars!
    2021: "oceans don't have wings" is groundbreaking knowledge to some people.

    • @Spargeltarzan49
      @Spargeltarzan49 3 роки тому +43

      Also People in 2021:Vacuums do NOT suck

    • @damianryan9859
      @damianryan9859 3 роки тому +12

      This generation is screwed.
      *their

    • @CoolBluBoi
      @CoolBluBoi 3 роки тому +22

      @@Spargeltarzan49 Yes Vacuums Don't suck. They are a very cool thing

    • @Ned_Haurwem
      @Ned_Haurwem 3 роки тому +28

      @@damianryan9859 No.
      It's just that now, dumb people have a voice with the Internet.
      They existed before, but they were deemed as fools, had to spend too much time working in order to have those discussions, or were dead due to poor choices.

    • @damianryan9859
      @damianryan9859 3 роки тому +4

      @@Ned_Haurwem That makes things better I guess.

  • @Kunal29Chopra
    @Kunal29Chopra 3 роки тому +769

    Imagine studying high level science for years and then having to teach a bunch of grown ups that "Oceans don't have wings"

    • @Mellow502
      @Mellow502 3 роки тому +8

      Now that's a legend!

    • @gagne6928
      @gagne6928 3 роки тому +6

      And probably getting paid fairly well for doing so

    • @calloxion2901
      @calloxion2901 3 роки тому +4

      That will suck, lol

    • @TheRealNiktWazny
      @TheRealNiktWazny 3 роки тому +6

      and birds fly because they have wings

    • @Mariwend
      @Mariwend 3 роки тому +1

      who's to say their all adults?

  • @Sec0ndCe11
    @Sec0ndCe11 4 місяці тому +45

    I love watching fellow globe enthusiasts insult flat earthers

    • @prodsxmmit
      @prodsxmmit 4 місяці тому +6

      Hey, me too!

    • @MaxEG-i3w
      @MaxEG-i3w 4 місяці тому +9

      Avrege flat earth fan boy: 🤓
      Avrege round earth enjoyer: 🗿

    • @Marshmellowhead654
      @Marshmellowhead654 3 місяці тому +2

      That’s why I love them they give the intellectuals of the internet a punching bag

  • @JustBramz
    @JustBramz 5 років тому +4331

    “It’s difficult to argue with a genius, but it’s impossible to argue with an idiot”

    • @kaysden
      @kaysden 5 років тому +127

      Stand user: *[Dumb Guy]*
      Stand name: *[The World: Flat]*
      Stand ability: dragging people with some form of intellect down to their level at the cost of being an absolute retard
      Stats:
      Power: None
      Speed: None
      Range: None
      Durability: A
      Precision: None
      Potential: None

    • @JustBramz
      @JustBramz 5 років тому +35

      BitchChill Yeah I have people like that for other reasons that flat earth lol.
      It’s like you give them a legitimate reason as to why you’re wrong and they repeat what they say and treat it like a valid argument point.

    • @Gearless1234
      @Gearless1234 5 років тому +22

      AlsoIts easy to argue with a dumb person but impossible to argue with an idiot who believes 100 percent to what they believe

    • @Gearless1234
      @Gearless1234 5 років тому +8

      My classmate is an idiot

    • @Gearless1234
      @Gearless1234 5 років тому +6

      You can argue and win with an idiot if you know ... Their reasons are wrong which they know

  • @therileseffect2833
    @therileseffect2833 Рік тому +1644

    I'll never forget when that Flat Earth group spent like 40 grand on a precision laser gyroscope to "prove the Earth doesn't rotate". They themselves calculated what the rotation should be, measured with the gyroscope, and literally proved that the Earth rotates. Their response then was the 40 thousand dollar precision laser gyroscope was wrong...

    • @ericb3157
      @ericb3157 Рік тому +64

      "thanks, Bob!"
      "sci-man dan" says that every time he shows that clip of Bob saying he DID detect "a 15 degree per hour drift".

    • @miraqen7801
      @miraqen7801 Рік тому +133

      "we're obviously not going to accept that" is one of their dumb quotes. it speaks for itself that they only want the _evidence_ that they wanna hear.

    • @elliottobias810
      @elliottobias810 Рік тому

      I saw this experiment! They’re now raising funding for a BISMUTH CHAMBER to lock the gyroscope in because “obviously it said it was rotating because it could see the sky moving.” So they’re planning to shell out another dozen thousand or so to build this useless chamber.

    • @justinmercier293
      @justinmercier293 Рік тому +98

      @@miraqen7801they demand proof, we show them proof, and then suddenly it’s not proof, because they don’t believe it

    • @g.b.1532
      @g.b.1532 Рік тому

      The unbreakable delusions of some humans is the reason humanity sucks

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 2 роки тому +1756

    One thing that Flat Earthers don't say: _"We went to the edge and here are some photos we took of it."_

    • @pamgypsyaries8049
      @pamgypsyaries8049 2 роки тому +48

      This is perfect!🤣

    • @sandgorgon7431
      @sandgorgon7431 2 роки тому +21

      Ok? And? Lemme see said photos

    • @amanofmanyparts9120
      @amanofmanyparts9120 2 роки тому +242

      Surely you know that the giant, invisible, heavily armed, robot penguin guards confiscated their cameras!

    • @TVCorpRPG
      @TVCorpRPG 2 роки тому +124

      @@amanofmanyparts9120 Yeah, there are giant power ranger megazords protecting people from taking pictures of the edge of the earth.

    • @Chriss4123
      @Chriss4123 2 роки тому +12

      @@sandgorgon7431 ???

  • @theoshaviolation
    @theoshaviolation Місяць тому +9

    "Show water sticking to a spinning ball"
    People in Zero G planes, the ISS, and surface tension's honest reaction:

  • @xeyn2549
    @xeyn2549 4 роки тому +622

    A flat earther once told me that things drop because of droppity
    Edit: For those of you who know him his name is Nathan Thompson

    • @nebtheweb8885
      @nebtheweb8885 4 роки тому +63

      Yes, they opened their minds and their brains fell out due to droppity. :))

    • @scptime1188
      @scptime1188 4 роки тому +24

      Nah, things fall because god pushes them down! Intelligent falling, sheeple! Open your mindddddddd

    • @resmiunnikrishnan2462
      @resmiunnikrishnan2462 4 роки тому +4

      Tf

    • @basshead9993
      @basshead9993 4 роки тому +6

      What you should do is you should find that flat earther and teach it what gravity is

    • @dominikevaughn8571
      @dominikevaughn8571 4 роки тому +5

      I don't see how that works it's gravity there are about thirty thousand reasons I can bring up but that's for another I could bring up how things orbit the planet the sun can't be that close because the earth would etcetera

  • @rheiagreenland4714
    @rheiagreenland4714 3 роки тому +1809

    Dave's Laws:
    1. Birds and insects have wings. Oceans do not have wings.
    2. Water curves.
    3. Vacuums do not suck.

    • @imonocleman6045
      @imonocleman6045 3 роки тому +68

      screw relativity, this is revolutionary XD

    • @SamuelAdams0
      @SamuelAdams0 3 роки тому +48

      More like common sense

    • @Johnny.Fedora
      @Johnny.Fedora 3 роки тому +25

      @@SamuelAdams0, common sense based on simple observation. When people are brainwashed, they are blind to what is right in front of them, as their leaders gaslight away.

    • @povotaknight2063
      @povotaknight2063 3 роки тому +42

      @@Johnny.Fedora can't tell if this is a flatearther or not what has the world come to

    • @thebox4232
      @thebox4232 3 роки тому +24

      Yeah vacuums are cool, they do not suck

  • @Doctor.Trolling
    @Doctor.Trolling 2 роки тому +751

    A flat earther once told me that the moon was inside of earth’s atmosphere, therefore no human had ever been to space. He then linked an article about the geocorona. That same article used the round earth model.

    • @rayopeongo
      @rayopeongo 2 роки тому +69

      As usual, they misinterpret everything. A few years ago, it was discovered that very, very, very thin wisps of the earth's atmosphere reach all the way out to the moon and beyond. So, technically, the flat earthers are correct to say that the moon is within the earth's atmosphere. However, that does not mean that the moon is closer than 250,000 miles, and certainly not the 3,000 to 5,000 miles away that flat earthers claim. It just means that the atmosphere extends much farther than we thought.

    • @Just-a-Metalhead
      @Just-a-Metalhead 2 роки тому +9

      What a Galaxy brain move from that FE

    • @gmain1977
      @gmain1977 2 роки тому +3

      @@rayopeongo it is not as far as what be been told by NASA

    • @rayopeongo
      @rayopeongo 2 роки тому

      @@gmain1977
      "it is not as far as what be been told by NASA"
      Who the hell cares what NASA says or does? The earth was proven to be a spinning sphere orbiting the sun long before the US existed, never mind NASA. Even if everything that NASA has ever done was shown to be fake (and that will never happen), it still wouldn't prove that the earth was flat. The fact that flat earthers continuously harp on irrelevancies like NASA just shows how weak their arguments are.
      There are dozens of different observations and experiments that anyone can do to figure out for themselves the shape of the world and the organization of the solar system. The Flat Earth Math channel has a list of videos describing easy, inexpensive experiments you can do to figure out if the earth is flat or spherical. Here is the easiest one, and it completely debunks the idea that the moon is as close as flat earthers say it is.
      ua-cam.com/video/HB6LQS4XC8g/v-deo.html
      Then there is this one. How do lunar eclipses work on a flat earth? Astronomers using the heliocentric model can predict decades in advance when they will happen. They can predict when they will start, when they will end, where they will be visible from, how they will look for anywhere on earth, and they will be precisely right about all of it every time. A lunar eclipse makes perfect sense in the heliocentric model. Meanwhile, flat earthers can't even agree on a possible flat earth explanation for lunar eclipses, never mind predict them. A lunar eclipse makes no sense at all in the flat earth model, and they know it too. Asking questions about lunar eclipses is a quick and easy way to get banned from flat earth social media.
      There was a lunar eclipse a couple of weeks ago, and tens of millions of people witnessed it. All you have to do is look up at the right time. There will be another one on November 8. If a lunar eclipse is visible in your area and the sky is clear, go ahead and have a look, then try to explain how what you saw with your own eyes works on a flat earth.
      Debunking the flat earth is so easy that anyone can do it, even you.

    • @adamn7125
      @adamn7125 2 роки тому +15

      @@gmain1977 I don't even know at this point if it's a joke or genuine opinion...

  • @Corvus_Corax_2004
    @Corvus_Corax_2004 18 днів тому +4

    Honestly these videos are a great way to refresh my memory on basic science and math, especially since I've been out of school for a year and my job doesn't require me to use any of this info.
    Thank you for keeping my brain from turning to mush and keeping me entertained while at work. You're doing god's work out here, keep it up dude.

  • @ohwow9559
    @ohwow9559 3 роки тому +576

    vacuums don’t suck. they are in fact very cool

    • @NKY5223
      @NKY5223 3 роки тому +11

      exactly

    • @navyntune8158
      @navyntune8158 3 роки тому +6

      true to some extent

    • @usernametaken017
      @usernametaken017 3 роки тому +10

      @@navyntune8158 wdym to some extent? Vaccums are cool dudes

    • @navyntune8158
      @navyntune8158 3 роки тому +13

      @@usernametaken017 cool as in subzero temperature when you're not near a star

    • @ritamch7518
      @ritamch7518 3 роки тому +3

      yes.

  • @TheSaltBoiCometh
    @TheSaltBoiCometh 3 роки тому +1834

    “The ocean doesn’t have wings” that fact that we need to explain to another human is insane in my mind

    • @ele_abnormal
      @ele_abnormal 3 роки тому +69

      hold up
      oceans... don't have wings?
      didn't know that one.

    • @scottdixon2505
      @scottdixon2505 3 роки тому +26

      Unfortunately there are far more idiots on the planet than we'd like to think.

    • @craftit290loop8
      @craftit290loop8 3 роки тому +12

      “oMg ReAlLy?!1!!1!1!”

    • @imonocleman6045
      @imonocleman6045 3 роки тому +4

      my new favorite quote XD

    • @nappssnapps2891
      @nappssnapps2891 3 роки тому +13

      No lie, I had my 9 year old debate a flat earther.......and WON!

  • @ERH2200
    @ERH2200 2 роки тому +1970

    This video is a great example that the amount of energy needed to refute stupidity is much greater than the amount needed to produce it.

    • @HOLYHOUSE
      @HOLYHOUSE 2 роки тому +39

      Exactly right. But what's even more sad is that the people who really need to hear it won't have their mind changed by it at all. The task is more daunting than you think. Darwinism is dead.

    • @krob5375
      @krob5375 2 роки тому +13

      That stupidity and ignorance of general knowledge is somehow still so relevant today is unreal. So much info is available at your fingertips but these people can't seperate fact from fiction or use common sense. If these poor fools were the sole survives of an apocalypse, this world would be the movie idiocracy made real in just a few generations 😆

    • @dracoblizzard7944
      @dracoblizzard7944 2 роки тому +22

      @@krob5375 If they were the only survivors of an apocalypse, one day one of their children would be like "hey, how come this rain drop is in the shape of a sphere?" and then they would kill them

    • @krob5375
      @krob5375 2 роки тому +1

      @@dracoblizzard7944 🤣

    • @benjaminandrew9057
      @benjaminandrew9057 2 роки тому +5

      This is why I don't bother trying it anymore. I have a cousin that is a flat earther....I unfriended him on FB and have nothing to do with him anymore. And my biggest problem was that he thought I was the bad one just because he didn't like me calling him stupid.

  • @duolingoowl9663
    @duolingoowl9663 3 місяці тому +28

    I can't believe flat earthers think vacuums suck >:(
    Vacuums are awesome

  • @blitzolive8893
    @blitzolive8893 2 роки тому +2162

    arguing with a smart person is challenging, but arguing with a stupid person is impossible

    • @winningsmile844
      @winningsmile844 2 роки тому +53

      -A Wise Person

    • @lancergt13lancer32
      @lancergt13lancer32 2 роки тому +28

      Its very Sad honestly.

    • @florencedelves7409
      @florencedelves7409 2 роки тому +73

      It's because they always think they're correct even when they're not, and they will not except under any circumstances that they are wrong. Long story short arguing with an absolute idiot is like arguing with a wall, don't do it, you'll drive yourself crazy bu how stupid they are.

    • @Dirpinations1234
      @Dirpinations1234 2 роки тому +2

      @@florencedelves7409 🤓🤓🤓

    • @robertalinovi3791
      @robertalinovi3791 2 роки тому

      Funny

  • @ElloLoJo
    @ElloLoJo 4 роки тому +3145

    Professor Dave: Vacuums. Don’t. Suck.
    Vacuums: thanks man I really needed that today

  • @ethanohl9779
    @ethanohl9779 Рік тому +1789

    The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has limits -Albert Einstein

    • @nancychandler768
      @nancychandler768 Рік тому

      Einstein was a tool of the global elite. Also gay

    • @nikos.r
      @nikos.r Рік тому +28

      Genius has limits, stupidity is infinite

    • @zainabe9503
      @zainabe9503 Рік тому +13

      Right. But I don't know which one is worse:
      the flat earthers with their ignorant belief system, or the so called "scientifically minded" folks berating the former from up high their ivory towers or high horses.
      At the end of the day, these "scientifically minded" people are usually getting ahead of themselves too.

    • @veikkoveljanen7475
      @veikkoveljanen7475 Рік тому +4

      Ohh your funny.. ainstein said "everything IS relative" stick to your teachings, dAvE

    • @julianmarsh8384
      @julianmarsh8384 Рік тому +10

      @@zainabe9503 that is sooooo wrong.

  • @astralbirthvoid2551
    @astralbirthvoid2551 4 місяці тому +77

    If the earth was flat, cats would've pushed everything off the edge

    • @stamp_youtube
      @stamp_youtube 3 місяці тому +4

      Valid point. Can’t argue with that one.

    • @Joe-y4u
      @Joe-y4u 3 місяці тому +2

      @@stamp_youtube There's a lot of stuff and only so many cats. Give them time.

    • @ManiacScout
      @ManiacScout Місяць тому +1

      Fair enough

  • @gamer_garden1705
    @gamer_garden1705 3 роки тому +826

    “Vacuums don’t suck.” Honestly the only thing that sucks here is the flat earth theory lol

    • @MrPaulMorris
      @MrPaulMorris 3 роки тому +5

      But this is a _very_ common misconception. Did you never read that if the skin of a spacecraft (or even aircraft) were punctured the air (or crew) would be 'sucked' out--rather than 'blown' out by the higher interior pressure? Did you never hear that "Nature abhors a vacuum"--despite the vast majority of the universe being, more or less, a vacuum?
      Incidentally, vacuums are terribly hard to attain and maintain for we earthbound mortals simply because of the ever present atmosphere in which we live. Despite the decades that have since passed, I still remember all too clearly the tedium at university of plotting pressures as an oil diffusion pump ever-so-slowly did it's best to produce a hard vacuum before my lab time ended!

    • @gamer_garden1705
      @gamer_garden1705 3 роки тому +3

      @Paul Morris I was just quoting him, also when there’s a hole in the spacecraft they are “sucked” out because when the air rushes out of the ship, it carries the passengers with it.

    • @OneWingedKing
      @OneWingedKing 3 роки тому +12

      yes they do, fuck empty spaces

    • @serg9320
      @serg9320 3 роки тому +11

      Stop spreading propoganda. Vacuums suck. Fuck em, fuck the lot of em. Nobody likes empty spaces anyways, get your shit together vacuums.

    • @VivekYadav-ds8oz
      @VivekYadav-ds8oz 3 роки тому +4

      Vacuum doesn't suck, pressure expells.
      Imagine 20 people stuffed in the car. As soon as you open the doors, a bunch of them are gonna spill out. Does that mean outside "lack-of-people vacuum" sucked the inside "more-people air"? No, they were so tightly packed that upon release they all just expelled outside.
      Like air pressure, where molecules keep bumping into each other and fly away in the opposite direction after a collision (sometimes). If the opposite side is open (vacuum) and not occupied by same air molecules bumping into each other, they get expelled out.
      Back to the analogy, what if the van people were tied around with a thick-ass rope? Even after opening the door they won't fall out. People that had learnt that outside "lack of people vacuum" sucks, would get really confused by this phenomenon and say this is a hoax. But you my friend now know that the people were expelling out by their own means, and now they are tied by a rope so they can't.

  • @ministryofwrongthink6962
    @ministryofwrongthink6962 4 роки тому +1465

    “oceans don’t have wings” is something that had to be said to fully grown adults in 2020. Holy shit

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles 4 роки тому +65

      Really brings this meme into perspective:
      1950s - "There will be flying cars in 2020"
      2020 - "Oceans don't have wings"

    • @ministryofwrongthink6962
      @ministryofwrongthink6962 4 роки тому +1

      Juliane Luhs lmao darn A.I. killing us all

    • @BeeBeau
      @BeeBeau 4 роки тому +2

      I am the 69th like

    • @m.perspective101
      @m.perspective101 4 роки тому +6

      Was sipping my coffee and accidentally spotted this comment- Now thanks some of it went through my nose! fvck! 😡😂😂

    • @0IIIIII
      @0IIIIII 4 роки тому

      Well I don’t think you or most people could explain in scientific terms the points in the video.

  • @kenenchang114
    @kenenchang114 4 роки тому +568

    the fact that he needed to clarify that the ocean doesnt have wings is pretty sad

  • @Unloaded74
    @Unloaded74 2 місяці тому +29

    "Water doesn't curve" well I guess I can't pour my fucking tea

    • @Pengin-yg1qx
      @Pengin-yg1qx 2 місяці тому +17

      I like to imagine flat earthers pouring their tee by flipping the teapot and hitting the bottom until it falls out like an ice cube

    • @Unloaded74
      @Unloaded74 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Pengin-yg1qx true lol but how mine is shaped it curves and that wouldn't work

  • @bensongailey7329
    @bensongailey7329 3 роки тому +883

    “Hopefully you are Familiar with rain” that might be a bit much to assume

    • @PurpleDoople
      @PurpleDoople 3 роки тому +49

      Obama made rain to hide the true shape of the earth. It’s so obvious.

    • @illeagle9560
      @illeagle9560 3 роки тому +20

      @President John Snyder like that dream I had when the Chinese restaurant had a doorway into China.

    • @drademmy
      @drademmy 3 роки тому +2

      @@illeagle9560 Lmao ive had so many dreams like that

    • @Dragonmaster0118
      @Dragonmaster0118 3 роки тому +8

      I doubt flat earthers are familiar with bathing.

    • @waxy627
      @waxy627 3 роки тому +2

      I live in africa

  • @Noicey777
    @Noicey777 4 роки тому +570

    I used to believe in flat earth
    Then i turned 5

    • @cadeeja.
      @cadeeja. 4 роки тому +16

      If you have been intellectually advanced enough to think about stuff like that at the age of 4, then shame on you for considering the flat version at all. :D

    • @virgin_chad
      @virgin_chad 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah probably because you had no idea what the difference between a circle and sphere

    • @MultiJordan2005
      @MultiJordan2005 4 роки тому +7

      you had me in the first half, not gonna lie

    • @yeet_heet2866
      @yeet_heet2866 4 роки тому +4

      I used to believe the earth was flat then I was born

    • @cadeeja.
      @cadeeja. 4 роки тому +3

      @@yeet_heet2866 I think you mean the ... no, I won't write that :D

  • @chadpatterson9796
    @chadpatterson9796 4 роки тому +401

    It’s sad that you have to explain this to grown ups

    • @randomraisins7954
      @randomraisins7954 3 роки тому +3

      ikr

    • @modino6924
      @modino6924 3 роки тому +4

      It’s an absolute shame that people see one thing about the disk and take it as fact. This video would help a lot of people

    • @randomusername284
      @randomusername284 3 роки тому +19

      wHy CaN bIrDs FlY?
      Bruh, a 1 y/o could probably answer that question, I'm not even kidding

    • @tonyamousel4492
      @tonyamousel4492 3 роки тому +6

      Ikr the earth is clearly a dinosaur

    • @NotMySelfAtAll
      @NotMySelfAtAll 3 роки тому

      @@tonyamousel4492 yes! The Earth is dinosaur shaped!

  • @cameron8529
    @cameron8529 6 місяців тому +66

    its crazy that the term "globetards" even exists. theyre out here calling over 98% of people on the planet that

    • @ProfessorDaveExplains
      @ProfessorDaveExplains  6 місяців тому +41

      more like 99.999%

    • @petroleumalley
      @petroleumalley 6 місяців тому +4

      We started to see it as a badge of honor.

    • @CepheusMappy
      @CepheusMappy 6 місяців тому +4

      They hate us for being normal lmao

    • @Qwerty-g1b2o
      @Qwerty-g1b2o 6 місяців тому +4

      ​​@@CepheusMappyWell, "normie" is also an insult, too. People like to feel special. And one way or another they definitely are special

    • @CepheusMappy
      @CepheusMappy 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Qwerty-g1b2o maybe youre right, humans wants to feel like were something special

  • @domingoocho4374
    @domingoocho4374 3 роки тому +752

    "Being dumb is like being dead, it's only painful for others."

  • @maricelnario7609
    @maricelnario7609 3 роки тому +5834

    Everybody gangsta till cube earthers become real

    • @burntwafl1563
      @burntwafl1563 3 роки тому +229

      Bruh I'm a dino earther

    • @definetlyjustaguywhowillfindt-
      @definetlyjustaguywhowillfindt- 3 роки тому +436

      nahhh... earth isnt round, flat nor cube...
      *EARTH-CHAN IS AN ANIME GIRL*

    • @TReyeHD
      @TReyeHD 3 роки тому +162

      The sad thing is this is still much more plausible than a flat earth

    • @Circuit_Whisperer
      @Circuit_Whisperer 3 роки тому +41

      That's a planet made by a Wombat God

    • @ejrelatorre4254
      @ejrelatorre4254 3 роки тому +87

      EARTH HAS NO SHAPE
      formless earther

  • @lotsaspaghetticodejr.6488
    @lotsaspaghetticodejr.6488 2 роки тому +775

    I recall seeing a seminar on gravity and space travel once and someone asked how difficult it is to overcome gravity. The professor just looked confused, jumped and said it's super insanely easy because of how weak gravity is in relation to the other forces that exist. However, the reason it's so hard is because of two reasons:
    - Distance
    - Mass
    We have a very, very, very far distance to go to leave Earth, and to do this we need fuel. But the fuel has mass we must overcome. But adding more fuel adds more mass. So you essentially need to add so much fuel that the downward force is so great that you lift yourself off the surface. Then, it gets easier and easier as you burn more and more fuel.
    But the actual concept of overcoming gravity?
    Stand up. You just beat gravity.

    • @maxfan1591
      @maxfan1591 2 роки тому +61

      The example I like to use regarding the strength of gravity is that a tree can hold onto an apple with a stalk a couple of millimetres wide, against the gravitational pull of the rest of the Earth.

    • @xyex
      @xyex 2 роки тому +34

      This is what so many seem to not be able to understand. Gravity is an incredibly weak force compared to other forces. It's just *constantly* being applied to/from anything with mass. The other forces we apply are not constant and/or require energy to maintain. So while they can overcome gravity temporarily gravity typically wins in the long term.
      My favorite is when you explain that gravity is weak and they ask "well then how is it keeping the oceans down?" Uh, because it's a force? And there's not a stronger force trying to pull the water away?

    • @lotsaspaghetticodejr.6488
      @lotsaspaghetticodejr.6488 2 роки тому +15

      @@xyex shhh, it's because the flat disk is accelerating upward...

    • @markmcgehee3864
      @markmcgehee3864 2 роки тому +1

      @@kaushikkashyap899 no that’s drugs

    • @RealDukeOfEarl
      @RealDukeOfEarl 2 роки тому +3

      I remember someone asked Feynman once if an anti-gravity device could ever be invented. He said it already has. It's called the floor.

  • @Inverse.regression
    @Inverse.regression 29 днів тому +11

    The worst argument i ever got from a flat earther is "Edge of the Earth is protected by small penguins, holding AK-47".

    • @Leafpaw1
      @Leafpaw1 27 днів тому +1

      i have also seen the "guardian penguins" theory

    • @niktube6621
      @niktube6621 26 днів тому +1

      ngl that sounds cool

    • @Inverse.regression
      @Inverse.regression 26 днів тому +1

      @@niktube6621 ikr, wish it was true.

    • @Blurgert
      @Blurgert 18 днів тому +1

      Did someone actually say that?

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt 4 дні тому +1

      Penguins don't even have fingers to fire the gun!

  • @A1phaWolf150
    @A1phaWolf150 3 роки тому +628

    “Hopefully you have heard of rain.”
    *Me, α resident of the Mojave Desert:* What is this magic sky stuff you are speaking of?

  • @wendalwarren6131
    @wendalwarren6131 2 роки тому +737

    Dave, Dave, Dave, hasn’t anyone told you that you can’t use logic and reason against someone who’s viewpoint was not derived from logic and reason?

    • @shadowstrider7224
      @shadowstrider7224 2 роки тому +52

      Well, that’s precisely the reason why arguing against an idiot is impossible

    • @ObossRocks
      @ObossRocks 2 роки тому +3

      So why deride him for the video if he at least could change some peoples minds? To believe all flat earthers are too stupid to change their beliefs is disingenuous

    • @leslauner5062
      @leslauner5062 2 роки тому +6

      I think it's more descriptive to just say you can't talk horse sense to a jackass....

    • @DuchalvanWyngaard
      @DuchalvanWyngaard 2 роки тому +8

      "Never argue with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience" - Mark Twain.

    • @milesward9154
      @milesward9154 2 роки тому +2

      @@EnergyProX I live it when someone misuses the term "theory" to mean "uneducated ass pull" based on a misunderstanding of the scientific concepts of "law" and "theory." Scientific theories are concepts that CAN be used to make accurate predictions about the observable world. Our knowledge of gravity let us predict the existence of planets we couldn't see at the time (e.g. Neptune) or the existence of gravity waves we didn't have the instruments to detect until recently.

  • @boringblaziken8122
    @boringblaziken8122 3 роки тому +1372

    flat earthers call us sheep for listening to trained professionals at school, when they watch one UA-cam video with no evidence at all they immediately believe it

    • @nebtheweb8885
      @nebtheweb8885 3 роки тому +88

      Correct. Thats what happens when the gullible binge-watch too many anonymous armchair conspiracy crackpot and flat earth nutjob youtube videos made by OTHER anonymous armchair conspiracy crackpot and flat earth nutjobs. Once that happens they suddenly become one of the chosen few that know DA TROOF!!! Lol!!

    • @nathanGC__
      @nathanGC__ 3 роки тому +6

      Being watame is better than stupid >

    • @boringblaziken8122
      @boringblaziken8122 3 роки тому +43

      sometimes i think that flat earthers aren't even real, just trolls on the internet.

    • @boringblaziken8122
      @boringblaziken8122 3 роки тому +3

      @@nathanGC__ what is a watame?

    • @nathanGC__
      @nathanGC__ 3 роки тому +5

      @@boringblaziken8122 a 2d sheep woman :V

  • @paullambert7840
    @paullambert7840 5 місяців тому +5

    The algorithm often brings flat Earth debunking videos to my UA-cam feed so why am I just seeing this 4 year old video? Very salient and digestible. Great job.

  • @chloeselvey
    @chloeselvey 3 роки тому +1795

    i love how he simultaneously uses science terms and equations but also babies them. here is the formula for earth’s curvature, but also the ocean doesn’t have wings. it’s so entertaining.

    • @thunderpants645
      @thunderpants645 3 роки тому +10

      Pie are square. FALSE! Pie are round.

    • @MoaiEmoji787
      @MoaiEmoji787 3 роки тому +24

      @@thunderpants645 no they are clocks

    • @MoaiEmoji787
      @MoaiEmoji787 3 роки тому +3

      Funny

    • @MrEvo1999
      @MrEvo1999 3 роки тому +1

      Joce C I’m the living proof what you say is wrong haha

    • @lostgarbage4055
      @lostgarbage4055 3 роки тому +7

      "Vacuum doesn't suck"

  • @randomclonetrooper6445
    @randomclonetrooper6445 3 роки тому +1400

    I love how flat earthers try to disprove gravity with buoyancy, which literally uses gravity in its equation.

    • @releasethealbum6190
      @releasethealbum6190 3 роки тому +29

      agreed

    • @sumreensultana1860
      @sumreensultana1860 3 роки тому +14

      Yeah Down with Flat Earthers

    • @wilihey1425
      @wilihey1425 3 роки тому +47

      Ye that was the craziest thing to me when i would argue with flat earther, also them telling me the moon wasnt real and not moving or something, which you disprove in 1 week after buying a telescope

    • @releasethealbum6190
      @releasethealbum6190 3 роки тому +32

      @@wilihey1425 i just know the fact that you didn't win the argument.. flat earthers are too dumb to listen

    • @iloveplasticbottles
      @iloveplasticbottles 3 роки тому +17

      They don't believe in math.

  • @FlyfishermanMike
    @FlyfishermanMike 4 роки тому +650

    The problem is you're using math to try and prove things to people who don't believe in math.

    • @stephiejimmie
      @stephiejimmie 4 роки тому +28

      Also, statistically speaking, only about 22-23% of the world's population genuinely understands math. Perhaps it is why the flat-earthers are so easily manipulated by it.

    • @truescotsman4103
      @truescotsman4103 4 роки тому +3

      ohms law is responsible for electronic devices. without math they wouldn't know about anything because they don't read books they watch youtube videos.

    • @thestruggleisreal9626
      @thestruggleisreal9626 4 роки тому +18

      What evidence can you put forth to show someone they should value evidence. What logical argument can you make to show someone they should value logic. What reasons can you give for valuing reason. If someone does not value the underlying principles of intellectual integrity, "conversation" is over before it even begins. These people top out at "able to make wordy sounds." The discrepancy of intelligence among the human species is really staggering for someone nestled comfortably in the valley of Dunning-Kruger. I can't imagine how the most intelligent among us must feel about the least... I really expect people that dense to be like, learning disabled or something... but some of them sound like they have at least a drop of wit to them and that's the scariest part methinks. Actual smart people being so diluted of reason.

    • @truescotsman4103
      @truescotsman4103 4 роки тому +1

      @@thestruggleisreal9626 education instills the value of positive empirical evidence.

    • @convects9656
      @convects9656 4 роки тому +1

      @@stephiejimmie what do you mean by understanding? like mastered it or just understand the basics?

  • @crimsonnoon4693
    @crimsonnoon4693 5 місяців тому +24

    Can't believe a four year old video still has it's comments replied to by the original creator. Keep up the great work!

    • @iceblade17cj
      @iceblade17cj 5 місяців тому +2

      i need ur pfp

    • @crimsonnoon4693
      @crimsonnoon4693 5 місяців тому

      @@iceblade17cj Made it myself. I'll see what I can do.

    • @iceblade17cj
      @iceblade17cj 5 місяців тому

      @@crimsonnoon4693 nah im joking i can screenshot it when i zoom in on ur chanel

    • @crimsonnoon4693
      @crimsonnoon4693 5 місяців тому +4

      @@iceblade17cj Ight. You enjoy it.

  • @gavintorres4815
    @gavintorres4815 2 роки тому +1961

    I never thought I'd have to hear a grown adult explain to other grown "adults" that "The ocean doesn't have wings."

    • @3osprey
      @3osprey 2 роки тому +11

      Same

    • @Wjjsndhao
      @Wjjsndhao 2 роки тому +15

      It doesn't have wings

    • @BrewstoidOfficial
      @BrewstoidOfficial 2 роки тому +8

      I was about to comment that the ocean has wings as a joke lol

    • @danebales712
      @danebales712 2 роки тому +13

      Can you call these people adults

    • @Koretached
      @Koretached 2 роки тому +4

      @@danebales712 is that a question or a request lmao

  • @notgeoffrey7976
    @notgeoffrey7976 3 роки тому +766

    "oceans cant fly because they dont have wings"
    it hurts me that this has to be explained
    edit : bruh this is a joke

    • @danielyuan9862
      @danielyuan9862 3 роки тому +15

      it hurts me that nothing the flat earthers said actually implied that they didn't understand that oceans didn't have wings, yet we assume that just to make fun of them

    • @physetermacrocephalus9986
      @physetermacrocephalus9986 3 роки тому +33

      @@danielyuan9862 except flerfs actually ask why gravity can hold water to the Earth and not birds or insects.

    • @victorvirgili4447
      @victorvirgili4447 3 роки тому +14

      @@danielyuan9862 But they didn’t understand that wings are needed

    • @connorjohnstone8922
      @connorjohnstone8922 3 роки тому +3

      @ya know I would like this link to your simple yet explanatory model it can be multiple models if you like

    • @eliaspietila_
      @eliaspietila_ 3 роки тому +9

      @@danielyuan9862 Then why do they make false claims, knowing that they don't know, and don't have evidence to prove their statements? It's sickening, and I cringe whenever I hear a flat earther speak lol

  • @niodedace9686
    @niodedace9686 4 роки тому +1221

    My favorite part was “I hope you are familiar with rain”

  • @Glaceburn
    @Glaceburn 22 дні тому +7

    Oceans dont have wings is one of the greatest lines ever

  • @Jon651
    @Jon651 4 роки тому +467

    Do any of us remember the kid in school who always said "Why do I need to study math, science, biology, social studies and history? I'll never use them in real life!" Well, that's how we got flat-earthers, anti-vaxxers, science deniers, history deniers and sovereign citizens...

    • @11Megane23
      @11Megane23 4 роки тому +14

      I've heard of, "Why do I need math for?" IRL, but not for science and biology yet.

    • @Eric_The_Cleric
      @Eric_The_Cleric 4 роки тому +16

      "The nation that does not know history is doomed to repeat it."
      My favorite quote. It also kept me engaged in those boring ass history classes. Then again, I had a history teacher for a mom, so I already knew most of the important bits. History was doomed to be boring for me. 😅

    • @zub41r75
      @zub41r75 4 роки тому +15

      And right wing people who think Jews and Muslims are sons of devils talking about evil and trying to take over the world. Yes people are very ignorant and stupid. Arguing with an intelligent person is hard arguing with an idiot is impossible. That's what these people are. They are part of a cult filled with ignorance and stupidity.

    • @elephoontoftheshanpes8103
      @elephoontoftheshanpes8103 4 роки тому +2

      I see them all the time

    • @campfireaddict6417
      @campfireaddict6417 4 роки тому +3

      Felt like that too -- hated it all, but I stuck with it. Actually I love numbers so I loved math, but the rest I learned by reading excellent literature over the years. I'm always stunned when flat-earthers deny numbers, while sitting at a PC.

  • @yoniii5764
    @yoniii5764 3 роки тому +320

    I just watched a guy that had to explain to people that birds have wings and oceans don't.
    What a world we live in.

    • @sarthaksonawane321
      @sarthaksonawane321 3 роки тому +5

      {Sad music continues}

    • @JoeGallo43
      @JoeGallo43 3 роки тому +6

      Well, here's even more to blow your mind. There are people who truly believe birds aren't real and are drones created by the government. I have 4 birds. With 4 very different personalities. They don't ever glitch or buffer. They're very real. And I'm not an avid animal lover/person. I'm more of a MY kid person, and a general well being of all children person. But I love my birds. I'm also not anti-conspiracy, if there's a logical basis. Like the Kennedy assassination. I'm still not convinced it went down the way the Warren Commission ruled on. But come on, people are coming up with some INSANE conspiracies.

    • @Quilou
      @Quilou 3 роки тому +3

      This is gold

    • @markykrajky13
      @markykrajky13 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/LtPO3lPXrog/v-deo.html

    • @Mangaka-ml6xo
      @Mangaka-ml6xo 3 роки тому

      @@JoeGallo43 BTW, have you seen the theory about Kennedy that it was an accident ? the car behind them had secret service agents on it, Hoswald shot a first time hitting the guy beside Kennedy, then they all sped up, the agent standing up lost his footing, shot the president in the back of the head. It fits kind of fits well with what we've seen/heard so far.

  • @BIG_man01
    @BIG_man01 4 роки тому +726

    Arguing with a genius is hard. Arguing with an idiot is near impossible

  • @hydrationrules
    @hydrationrules 7 місяців тому +9

    4 years, 100,000 comments, and you still reply to some of them. legend.

  • @z1z2z3z
    @z1z2z3z 4 роки тому +314

    "learn the definitions of words before you use them in a sentence" Whoa, now your just asking way too much of these people.

    • @LobsterPuncher
      @LobsterPuncher 4 роки тому +4

      Quite indicative. Exacerbatingly so. 🤔

    • @z1z2z3z
      @z1z2z3z 4 роки тому +4

      @Firstname Lastname but not you, amirite?

    • @abbofun9022
      @abbofun9022 4 роки тому +3

      LobsterPuncher , in all honesty I had to look up the exact def of exacerbating.
      Then I laughed 😅

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 4 роки тому +3

      I hate how the flat brains use fancy words to make themselves sound photosynthetic

    • @orbits2754
      @orbits2754 4 роки тому +2

      Honestly when people use big words to sound smart it makes me really photosynthesis

  • @r3dsunl1ght15
    @r3dsunl1ght15 2 роки тому +639

    I love how he explains it like the flat earthers are 1 year olds that can barely understand this topic. Right on point

    • @ilikemonkeys5653
      @ilikemonkeys5653 2 роки тому +11

      Mentally they are all 4 year olds

    • @captainvanghn
      @captainvanghn 2 роки тому +11

      You being nice they are 1 month

    • @ilikemonkeys5653
      @ilikemonkeys5653 2 роки тому +10

      Sorry sir i was giving them the benefit of the doubt

    • @fortknox731
      @fortknox731 2 роки тому +14

      My 4 year old sister knows Oceans don’t have wings. They know as much knowledge as someone that hasn’t been born

    • @kakyoin5862
      @kakyoin5862 2 роки тому +8

      its accurate though, if he didnt talk like that and didnt elaborate further, answering questions before they are asked and making it easy to understand for people who don’t understand how the world works, they would keep going off topic and avoiding debunks, telling you your analogy doesnt make sense when thats not even the point, just basically being annoying and avoiding the truth until you give up.

  • @creamjawn
    @creamjawn 3 роки тому +430

    i’m not a flat earther but some of the things that he’s saying in this video taught me better than my school did

  • @isopodboy
    @isopodboy 3 місяці тому +10

    me (not a flat earther) using these videos to actually educate myself on how things work because he explains them painfully simple: 🙂
    a flatearther watching and refusing to acknowledge anything you said because it would crumple their world view (literally): 😡

    • @Im_stupid283
      @Im_stupid283 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah lol
      I actually learnt a lot from this vid myself even tho I know earth is an ellipsoid or smth

  • @RandomDucc-sj8pd
    @RandomDucc-sj8pd 2 роки тому +2159

    Adults to kids: Leave it to the adults, you’re just a kid!
    Professor Dave to grown adults: Allright people, repeat after me: OCEANS DO NOT HAVE WINGS.

    • @Francisco1234Cruz
      @Francisco1234Cruz 2 роки тому +83

      "Vacuums. Don't. Suck."

    • @wintermute740
      @wintermute740 2 роки тому +37

      @@Francisco1234Cruz Well, I have one that does, but that's because of poor workmanship...

    • @onrok
      @onrok 2 роки тому +4

      Totally underrated comment hahaha!

    • @stevemaxa4779
      @stevemaxa4779 2 роки тому +2

      Its all gravity ,right.

    • @canadaballplayz9999
      @canadaballplayz9999 2 роки тому +7

      @@wintermute740 Imma be the nerd. Vacuums don't suck, it's just the matter rushing in to fill the empty space. Take a vacuum chamber for example, you smash it and the wave of air makes it feel like something imploded. That's the way-too-excessive amount of air being forced into the emptiness by atmospheric pressure rebounding back out. And yes, I explained it as simply as I could. I'm stupid, I know.

  • @lizzfrmhon
    @lizzfrmhon 4 роки тому +438

    The fact that this has to be explained in the year 2020 makes me think humanity is not in a good place.

    • @herobrine3638
      @herobrine3638 4 роки тому +4

      True that

    • @sarahwestbrook4110
      @sarahwestbrook4110 4 роки тому +2

      This was uploaded in 2019

    • @mike.mentzers_top_guy
      @mike.mentzers_top_guy 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah, seriously its so fucking retarded that we have millions of proof but they just deny to accept it and then say that the earth is flat... wtf is wrong with humanity? I literally have no words how stupid humanity is because of people like flat earthers

    • @derreckwalls7508
      @derreckwalls7508 4 роки тому +7

      @EmperorJuliusCaesar You are so right. We can only hope these desperate, ridiculous assertions are the spasmodic death throes of a dying delusion. If humanity has such a dangerous capacity for denying reason and reality then the species has a high probability of destroying itself. Let's hope this is just a rebellious phase in the evolution of our consciousness!

    • @timkirby5179
      @timkirby5179 4 роки тому +3

      Trump, BoJo, Putin! I think you maybe right.

  • @ivyripple7695
    @ivyripple7695 2 роки тому +838

    I'm a high schooler who's taken one physics class and I could have explained everything in this video.
    It scares me actual adults can't.

    • @MonsieurNarlan
      @MonsieurNarlan 2 роки тому +83

      I am 32 now and let me tell you, the adult world is barely smarter than the children they pompously strut to educate.

    • @jammamammaa
      @jammamammaa 2 роки тому +49

      You'll realize it slowly, but here's a few nuggets of information I wish I had in high school:
      When you can demonstrate in a real way that you're smarter than the people around you, it's very likely that you're smarter than them.
      Stupid people often speak very confidently and they can gaslight you into questioning yourself.
      Stupid liars make it far in the corporate world. If you speak confidently and lack a moral compass, you can lie and blame your way into upper management.

    • @cookieelement3467
      @cookieelement3467 2 роки тому +11

      @GRAPHENE IS IN THE MASKS, SWABS and PCR TESTS!!! Yes. It is a downward force created by large objects. Get a rock. Drop it. Measure the amount of time. Do it 2 more times from higher points. You can plot the change in time fallen with the derivative of the distance vs time graph. Doing this will get you around 9.8m/s^2. And yes I had to do that for a high school lab in 10th grade.

    • @guilherne1771
      @guilherne1771 2 роки тому

      @@cookieelement3467 not really a force, technically

    • @bien1416
      @bien1416 2 роки тому +6

      @GRAPHENE IS IN THE MASKS, SWABS and PCR TESTS!!! Do you have a brain? Prove it.

  • @MadDogAdventures
    @MadDogAdventures 4 місяці тому +7

    Conspiracy theorists call us sheep but they totally disregard 100s of 1000s of the greatest minds and most educated people in history, who have been providing volumes of evidence for 1000s of years, while blindly believing a handful of nutters who are providing 0 evidence, just lies, questions and inuendo. That is the literal meaning of the "sheep" metaphor

  • @gianlucahilasaca2157
    @gianlucahilasaca2157 4 роки тому +849

    Imagine having to tell someone that oceans don't have wings

    • @user-mh2bw4hu3o
      @user-mh2bw4hu3o 4 роки тому

      Just... stop.

    • @jezpin3638
      @jezpin3638 4 роки тому

      Oh I normally see a man named Gianluca nearly every day when we are not on social restrictions. You made me miss him 😥.

    • @mike.mentzers_top_guy
      @mike.mentzers_top_guy 4 роки тому +5

      That's how stupid flat earthers are...

    • @BenMaguireLONEWOLF9989
      @BenMaguireLONEWOLF9989 4 роки тому +12

      @Joe Smith Yeah, it's not like Flat Earthers don't have any scientific knowledge or anything...
      This is Sarcasm. I have to point this out, because so many people mistake sarcasm as something else on the internet.

    • @BenMaguireLONEWOLF9989
      @BenMaguireLONEWOLF9989 4 роки тому +7

      @Joe Smith I don't see any drop. You can see his fingers fumbling and his hand pushes it down. You know, how any person would move? If my hands slipped, I'd move my hands down instinctively too. Additionally, it's impossible to truly fake zero gravity.

  • @sebastianbrand8406
    @sebastianbrand8406 4 роки тому +350

    The sentence “Oceans do not have wings” is a sentence I would not imagine hearing and yet here we are.

    • @epicgamer2701
      @epicgamer2701 4 роки тому +12

      That is what it takes to teach the Flat Earthers common sense because they are stupid.

    • @irtifairshad2646
      @irtifairshad2646 4 роки тому +2

      It shows you in this year and age we still have to talk dumb with some people to help them realise how dumb they actually are.

    • @shadow4725
      @shadow4725 4 роки тому +4

      @Joe Smith we found ourselves a flat earther my guys...

    • @shadow4725
      @shadow4725 4 роки тому +2

      @Joe Smith he said birds use wings to generate force against the gravity to fly....without wings generating force they accelerates to the ground of course..

    • @tajmisquitta3536
      @tajmisquitta3536 4 роки тому +2

      Well, it's only true until Redbull starts dumping waste into the oceans.

  • @qyasar8046
    @qyasar8046 2 роки тому +1763

    You know it’s sad when you genuinely need to explain to someone that the ocean doesn’t have wings

    • @qyasar8046
      @qyasar8046 2 роки тому +115

      @Luke Skyballer FUCK
      Guess the earth is flat after all

    • @koda_thelastcaveman1521
      @koda_thelastcaveman1521 2 роки тому

      @@qyasar8046 How the fuck a fucking fish be the ocean? He said "flying fish" not something that says the ocean has wings.

    • @Thegamer-yt5hk
      @Thegamer-yt5hk 2 роки тому +5

      ?

    • @fiiipgames7389
      @fiiipgames7389 2 роки тому

      Remember?
      VACUUM. DONT. SUC.
      UNDER STAND?1

    • @dodecahedronlover
      @dodecahedronlover 2 роки тому +16

      ocean dont have wings is the funniest thing i have ever heard

  • @Fridge_Minion
    @Fridge_Minion 4 місяці тому +39

    How are we in 2024 and flat earthers still exit?

    • @themobiusfunction
      @themobiusfunction 4 місяці тому +8

      That's the one thing globe-earthers can't explain.

    • @notaprogamer2782
      @notaprogamer2782 4 місяці тому +5

      Let's hope in 2025, they start entering

    • @Stormie33
      @Stormie33 4 місяці тому +1

      I think their numbers are actually even higher now than 3 years ago. You can't go on any earth or space -related post on Facebook without droves of these muppets shouting "CGI" or "NASA bad!" every other post.

    • @4C52
      @4C52 4 місяці тому +2

      I think it's mostly due to the internet, flat earth as a 'memetic' was dying before the internet. It gave the few flat earthers that remained a way to share that idea and, eventually, it stuck with more and more vulnerable people

    • @AACMc
      @AACMc 4 місяці тому +2

      I'm not being racist, but you have to agree most of these people are American. (7% of Americans also believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows )