yes, well, must be a third rate air force that gives you a second plane after you burn a billion dollars ever hear of icarus? he also flew too close to the sun
@@makushimus8421 half and half. a) original poster is clearly making a joke. there are several tells. therefore, i am not treating him as a flat earther, so anything goes. b) a pilot who ejects from a plane is put on ground duty, pending an investigation. the ejection needs to be justified, otherwise he is just grounded. that part is real. treat it as straight information, or a "straight man" response to a joke. c) if you don't know the story of icarus, look it up. he died because of hubris. of course, that story is a myth.
trying to win an argument against a flat earther is like playing chess with a pigeon. it doesn't matter how good you are, the pigeon will knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and declare victory.
Out of the thousands of comments today from other videos I've watched, this one actually made me laugh to the point where it made me cry. I usually never laugh that hard but boy you made my day.
Psst. The T is tsunami is not silent, you’ve been pronouncing it wrong. Tsu is one of the building blocks of Japanese sounds. They also have Su, which is what you are using when you mispronounce tsunami. The Tsu sound is a subtle combination of the T and the S. Start off like you are going to make a T sound, then transition into the S. Other than that, thumbs up.
this cat of mine needs to grow up quick. 5 months of her knocking everything onto the ground and looking at me to see how i'll respond, while adorable, is really ruining my items! this cat doesn't care how big things are. she'll knock a table onto the ground if it's sitting on another table!
I genuinely appreciate the scorn and disrespect that resonates throughout your tone in these flat Earth debunking videos. There is no theory stupider than flat Earth, and it's embarrassing to share a planet with people so stunningly credulous.
Flat earthers always confuse me. The earth is obviously the shape of an air conditioning pair coil 1/4 x 3/8 410a 20m polyethylene UV protected Insulated Copper heat resistant to 120 Degrees celsius
I'm so glad that there are genuinely people who believe the earth is flat. Because it's a reminder that no matter how much of a failure I think I am, there is always somebody worse.
I'm right there with you, and I let my inattention to detail cost me 6 toes last year (too stupid to pay attention to a glucose monitor for 20 years :( ). So the bar is pretty damn low.
I _adore_ how all the flat earther responses to these kinds of call-outs are either insults or complaining about the person being "toxic" or "aggressive" because they literally can't find any other logical way to respond to them that hasn't been brutally disproven
Yeah I go to recent comments sometimes when I see these videos again and they just hurl insults or say something like “this doesn’t prove anything” but they won’t disprove what he’s saying. Like if someone is wrong about something, you don’t just say “you’re wrong because someone is brainwashing you”. You would probably give reasons as to why they’re wrong but they don’t do that because they can’t prove him wrong.
I’m not a flat earther but you have to admit he does have a rude tone the entire video but I find the flat earth map and his amount of ways to destroy it are amusing.
@@redpanda7297 yeah his tone might be a bit rude and I feel like if he tried to take a different passive approach, they might listen more and have a more open mind and maybe that’s why the flat earthers throw insults in the comments since he does also but it is kind of amusing for some of the insults but I feel like flat earthers probably won’t listen if he’s hurling insults their way in the video
@@brandonwitzel1841Thing is, even if you take a polite approach towards them, it's pointless, most of them are entitled to their opinions, so regardless if you're rude or nice to them, they probably won't change their mind, so it literally doesn't matter.
My dad, who is a conspiracy theorist, doesn't believe that flat-earthers exist. He believes that people create fake conspiracy theories so that the "real" conspiracy theories will seem insane . . . I didn't even know how to process that.
Pro tip: counter any conspiracy theory by undermining one of its most well-established assumptions. "The moon landing was a hoax." "Oh, you're one of those people who believes in the moon."
well I dont know about that, but I mean if there was stuff the government didnt want you to know, it seems like a good way to deter your average joe from becoming a conspiracy theorist.
Alas, flat Earthers, despite being dumb, are in a form of mental pain, which is why their videos are so full of vitriol, lose friends, and denounce each other as CIA plants. I've come to the conclusion they know the rich and powerful are screwing them over - the rich have indeed been screwing over the working and middle classes for decades - but they can't understand how.
i have to force myself to not think this way, even though I know it's true to an extent. when i was younger I had to sit in jail for 3 months for getting pulled over and having some "sleeping pills" in my pocket. there were so many people in there having the time of their lives. rapping while pounding on their chests, being loud asf and laughing hysterically at nonsense, working out, etc... 5 minutes actually felt like an hour in there, so technically i did more time than some of the aggravated robbers in there...
“I’m a flat earther” “That means he’s afraid of logic” “No it doesn’t” “How would a lunar eclipse happen, stay focused on a boat to see how it disappears, explain Antarctica” “Stop it Patrick you’re scaring him”
It's funny how flerfers infest every space-science post on Facebook with their persistent derp-spamming and arguments, but if you argue with them in their own profile pages or groups, they'll block you.
@@dedley2664 I pitty those who not even try to prove the flat earth. Embrace science, try to prove it. I know it's totally bull, but I'm interested in people who try to prove it. It aligns my bullshit detector so it also works when it's not that obvious.
@@BspVfxzVraPQ I mean they're called projections because they are directly based on a spherical globe, because you can't accurately draw a 3D object in a 2D space.
reminds me of a movie i heard about where the hero defeats a wizard by talking about how unscientific magic is... it i remember, it's called "flight of dragons".
@@Brokengamer-cz2gv it depends, sometimes people taste it and say that it taste bad, and sometimes people taste it and say that it tastes very very good.
I met a flat-earther in real life once. He showed an image posted to one of his online flerf groups, it was a map of East Africa that pointed out how the Nile starts in Uganda and flows north through Sudan and Egypt and into the Mediterranean. He thought this was a knockout blow to the globeheads, but I was confused about what his point was. Then he explained that the river flowing north should violate the law of gravity. He really thought north meant "up".
The thing that confuses me the most about this is that North exists on flerf maps too, and even points to the same place If the Nile exists and is flowing north, why would it be "up" on a globe but not a coin? I guess they really do think gravity just pulls things arbitrarily towards the south pole?
For all the people who clearly haven't tried using a ball and a coin to demonstrate the basic 2yearold physics at work here.......... On the coin the water would still always flow to find perfect level and obey density, taking the path of least resistance. On the ball... Well.. It is obvious the water would never stick to the ball.. And of course it would not ever flow UP. There is a reason this man is literally running from his own camera as if it is the paparazzi and glancing over each point so fast he doesn't leave enough time to provide a single compelling point of 'evidence'. 🤣 Beyond laughable.
IDK why flat earthers even bother, honestly, I remember hearing a post from Elon asking the flat earth society why there isn't a flat mars society, and they responded saying, "that unlike the earth, mars has been observed to be round".
So basically, you were born with a learning disability and you are willfully intelligent. Flat earthers are born with a full set of brains and are willfully stupid. Like I've always said, it doesn't matter what you were born with. The important thing is what you do with it. You make your parents very proud, I bet. Continue to exceed expectations. You give me hope for the future. 👍
@@RaceLounge1 Here children, come look at the real life flat earther! Yes, I know it is claiming utter BS as though its accepted fact (as if scientists don't agree on the spherical model), but isn't its dunce hat super cute??
@@RaceLounge1 yes, but that goes both ways. Flat earthers are convinced the earth is flat but their all argument defending their beliefs is that we can't be sure the earth is round or that we've never been in space to see it ourselves, but then they also cannot be so sure about the earth being flat 'cause of what they have said themselves. Then considering the amount of scientific proof we have, it shows that the theory of the earth being round is much more realistic than it being flat, exactly why most of humans agree on the fact our planet is round. All flat-earthers rely on is the usual "_you_can't be sure the earth is round" "_you_ haven't been to space" "_you_ haven't seen the round earth"
it's like *"I just wanna hear what I want to hear, and everything that says otherways is hoax, that's why the goverment brain wash the people, thankfully they can't brain wash us the most smart and god loving human"* 🗿
Remember in the Netflix documentary Flat Earth where the flat earthers attempted to prove the flatness of the planet, but when the results from their test came in, it had accidentally proved its roundness? Hilarious.
Nah it’s usually much earlier than that if your parents are FEs or YECs... Some people snap out of it by high school or college but others never do. Conspiratorial thinking opens people up to believe all kinds of nonsense without good schools to teach kids to think rationally and form their own worldview based on actual facts and the scientific method. I’m so glad I was able to understand fact from fiction by kindergarten like the OP. Must be one of the lucky ones born with common sense.
hea art You do realize that a “hemisphere” is half of a sphere and wouldn’t exist on a flat earth, right? My bad if you were making a joke about the average leaps in logic flat earthers make 😂.
hea art hahahahhaha you copied that exactly and you are pasting it everywhere lol it shows you can never come up with anything new to show that the earth is flat
I’ve seen the midnight sun in Antarctica on a cruise. That alone proves Earth is a sphere. The captain even called out any flat Earthers who may have been on board to join him on the bridge to see the geography on his radar of the Antarctic continent. Undeniable proof.
@@CrimsonAkato Nah, they would say that the windows of the space ship are round-shaped so it deforms the earth :D (It's an argument they really use for planes. I'm not kidding.)
@@yamthesweetpotato3007 damn bruh lmao wtf xD I want mine to be real having them due would be better xD we don't need stupid people to exist and breed there stupid genetics more .
My aunt and uncle don’t believe the earth is not a sphere nor flat. Oh no they believe it has corners, a goddamn square, a Minecraft block. They also believe Antarctica is being controlled by the government, and how it’s a natural barrier around earth, since “you can’t live nor go to Antarctica bc it’s impossible”. I can’t tell what’s worse than the situation I get in by having a conversation about this stuff, can’t make it up either bc even I’m flabbergasted
Because apparently there’s something they call “the pac-man effect” where if you try go across Antarctica you’ll teleport to the other side, which is basically saying that it’s a globe
I talked to an real (yes they actually exist) flat earther and he said that nasa built a giant glove with giant lights. Then I told him how did Galileo find the sun,Jupiter moons etc when there weren't that type of technology back then He said they were aliens 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻
I personally have what I call the 'food chain of crazy.' It still needs lots of fine tuning, but it goes something like this: Most people don't believe religious fanatics and lower. Religious fanatics don't believe anient aliens and lower. Ancient Aliens don't believe in Geocentrism and lower. Geocentrics don't believe in flat earth.
@Rofls Royce Yeah that's why I wrote "classic". I should have written classic internet quote 😄 German sources, however, say that the quote can not be proven, but do not rule it out as many other invented Einstein quotes. I believe that he could have said something like that, especially with regard to the Manhattan Project, since Einstein was quite bitter at that time. Like:"Die Herrschaft der Dummen ist unüberwindlich, weil es so viele sind und ihre Stimmen genauso zählen wie unsere" (The rule of the stupid is insurmountable because there are so many of them and their votes count just like ours) or "Es war abscheulich, Menschen sind eine schlechte Erfindung." ( It was heinous, people are a bad invention.") From the diary of Einstein's last girlfriend Johanna Fantova. This diary is proven by scientific authenticity and Einstein biographers agree with this. So I think there is a possibility that Einstein said something like my original quote. I just like the thought of him saying that bc I'm a huge Einstein Fan and he inspired me to study geophysics. I'm sorry for publishing a quote that is not 100% proven. Sorry for that long ass text and sadly it is my germanness that just could not take your good and true joke as it is😭😂✌
@@UhhIForgot09 Fun fact, although it is a widely known "Albert Einstein" quote, There was never actually any documented case of him saying it :) Still a great saying nonetheless, just thought more people should know!
@@Aprianex why do you say "probably never"? We already studied the trajectory that the space ship should do to reach Mars, many probes and robots landed on the planet, and we discovered that some vegetables which grow on earth can grow on Mars too, so it would be a food resource for the astronauts.
They think planets don't exist, even though you see them with a simple telescope. The Sun and Moon are round though, according to them. Nobody ever sees their poles, despite they are looking at them from angles from time to time.
My 2 challenges for flat earthers: - Build a physical model of your flat earth with 2 cameras, one on the north pole of your model and one on the south pole of your model. Then show the videos of the 2 cameras seeing differently rotating stars. With a globe that's easy, will you be able to do it with a flat earth? - Build a physical model of your flat earth with a "sun" that illuminates exactly the predicted areas of lands. Do not touch the model while it's running through 365 day/night cycles (use a motor). With a globe, that's easy. With a flat earth, well, try as many different lenses as you want...
There's actually a netflix documentary called "Behind the Curve" where they do experiments to prove that the earth is flat and end up proving it's round (shocked, I know) lol.
as a flat earther, here are my answers to your challenges 1) the map: - it's prettier without the scale 2) amounts of nights and days: - the sun just disappears duh 3) make predictions: - don't give me orders, you're not my mom 4-5) show something far away over the land: - my render distance is too low duhh 6) explain sunset: - optical illusion duh 7) lunar eclipses: - they don't exist duh 8 - 9) send a camera / flight: - i have no money 10) make science: - i no no wanna
9 year old answers, you obviously can’t actually answer them. Who tf just says “the sun disappears”? You sound crazy af. And you still assume that it’s flat even though you “don’t wanna do science”. Make it make sense
regular person: earth is round. here's some empirical evidence to show it. flat-earther: the empirical evidence is somehow wrong! here's some ad hoc reasons that only fit one observation at a time. regular person: what you just said was completely wrong, and can be thoroughly discredited with real science. flat-earther: the science doesn't exist! here is a completely unrelated talking point that doesn't have to do with anything. regular person: the hell does that have to do with anything? kill me
Actual human beings in a conversation with flat earthers: Why is the coffee so hot after being boiled? Flat eathers: NASA IS DRUGGING US WITH HYPER QUANTUM SPACE MONKEYS
"Here's a hint, you may have to study some real science to do it. But then you would learn the earth isn't flat" That was a 4th degree burn. Down to the bone.
It's common sense that the world is exactly 60 million meters x 60 million meters with a height of 256 meters, still waiting for a world expansion DLC in 1.18
Sometimes, I feel like I'm stupid, not really the brightest person around. There's definitely people around me that know way more. Then I remember Flat earthers exist, and suddenly I feel alot better about myself.
Another thing that can confuse flat earthers: If the sun and the moon are always on opposite sides on a flat earth map why can you sometimes see the moon in the day?
"Dude thats so ez to awnser. Reflection. Just like sunsets its all the result of waterparticles in the air that break light so you can see things like through one of these spybinoculars from the kidsmagazines that use mirrors to show you whats around the corner" and yes i have gotten that reply once although i am 60% sure he was trolling
@@harrypatton8269 I'm sure you might work in civil engineering, but you're not a civil engineer because you wouldn't ask stupid questions like this if you were. To begin with, you don't have to do "curvature math" for each project you do. That's why there are projections. If you're designing a motorway, you will be doing so on a map with a particular projection. Different countries use different projections. Even in the same country, different agencies use different projections based on their requirement. A projection is simply the representation of a curved surface on a 2-d plane. Every projection will have the calculations that relate it to the actual curvature. If the earth was indeed flat and I design a road on a map from point A to point B, the road will end up overshooting B. The fact that it doesn't should be enough to understand that the curvature does indeed exist. So summing it up, you don't have to do the "curvature math" each time you build something. If you draw so much as a line on a map (which always includes a projection), the math is already been done. I'll give you an exercise to verify it yourself. Take any topographic map, my friend, and drive from point A to point B and record the distance on your car. Then check the distance on the map. If it matches, the map is correct. The projection of the map (something starting with WSG or EPSG) will be written in a corner. Google that and check the calculations behind it.
@@TruthhurtsYa bro i feel like albert einstein after reading your comment, oh wait why should I reply, you can't read cause you don't have a brain! Silly me.
Seem like you're into the flat earth theory and discuss points. When you're discussing she'll think that you're with her. Then give her evidence and go "Now that I've dived into it, globe earth just seems more sensible with more evidence"
Ten further challenges for Flat Earthers: 1- Interacting socially 2- Eye contact 3- Tying shoe laces 4- Walking upright 5- Breaking a fall (as they do not acknowledge gravity as a thing) 6- Not drooling 7- Brushing teeth 8- Completing a shape sorter 9- Explaining a Flat Earth 10- Breathing through the nose
"You are spitting things the government told you to You are a poor sheep unable to think by itself, unlike us. But patience, soon will be the time of the judgement. But even there, you'll spit in the face of Truth and will be dragged to hell while we are enjoying truth and heaven." - some french flat earther creep
It’s fucking bizarre why ppl would think the earth is flat. I wouldn’t blame him for being aggressive at all. A whole useless ideology. A waste of time.
@@lazerbeamspewpew4728 honestly most conspiracy theories/theorists are fucking bizarre i hope that every anti conspiracy video atleast gets 1 person to see reason but i doubt it
As a person who got 2 degrees in civil construction and in building surveying I can tell you very long distance railroads and road construction you have to take into account that the Earth is not flat and it is in FACT a sphere. It would be so easy for me if it was flat lol
Not only you debunked the flat earth conspiracy theories, but also, I feel like I understood a lot of the science concepts better than back in school. Great video!
@@pablotm4134 I don't think it's good for you or me to accept that it is possible for humans out there to not understand such INCREDIBLY BASIC concepts, because then you'll naturally end up thinking you're a genius all the time when only having standard knowledge. A pretentious ignorant. EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYTHING IN THIS VIDEO, PERIOD.
Few years ago I jumped into a flat earther live stream for giggles. The host and his guest really were irritating with the utter lack of any actual science. I just had to do it. I had to ask them to explain a sunset. It did not go well, within a few seconds I was a confirmed globtard FBI NASA KBG agent and they started swearing at me and banned me from the channel. I was so proud of myself.
I'm not a flat earther but the sunset and sunrise on a flat earth model is perfectly explainable, there are several videos that do just that. To treat them like idiots because they believe something different and then to mock them is pretty childish.
Arguing with flat earthers is so exhausting because their arguments just seem like the argument of a 3 year old. Even though a three year old is probably smarter…
@@flyingfox6040 and biggest problem is that are so many dumb persons that will always dumb theory because its simple, not everithing that is simple is smart . Plus always dumb people will believe they are smart and smart people will not considerate their iq as a factor . Thats why even if am not an American I am happy that Trump lost, better anything even probably corupt then probably not smart to not say something bad
This is how it always goes • you make a point • they make a point • you disprove said point with facts and logic • they repeat the same thing again It's so annoying, because they dont listen to anything you say, they just call you dumb, make bullshit points that anyone can disprove, yet refuse to accept that they're wrong.
If you live in America, it shouldn't be too hard to find a job. There are tons of businesses paying top dollar just for an interview with a potential employee. Unemployment bonuses are ridiculously high right now and are disincentivizing people from work.
@@levilaxton2247 1. No I don't live in the US. 2. That's not what every person from the US I've met has been telling. Apparently some particularly inefficient rubes are incapable of handling a bussiness without exploiting their labour... if you can't pay living wages, you simply don't deserve to own a business, that''s just how the free market works.
@@therealyaddayaddaman7353 I'm not sure what "every person from the US" that you have met has told you, and I'm not sure what country you are from, but in America, we have something called "minimum wage" that requires all businesses to pay their employees enough to live off of. The problem right now is that unemployment bonuses are paying better than jobs and that makes people not want to work.
I know I’m late, but I literally lived my whole life in Ushuaia, and i can confirm during summer our days are ridiculously long. So funny to see my home city being used for a good cause😂
@@serbistinian5768 i know you can go live to the Antarctica for like 6 months, I’m not sure if they have to need you or sum because i had a teacher that moved there, but i don’t know if it would be considered a village or more like a research place. But ushuaia is the most Southern city in the world.
@@Kradith ye i knew for Antarctica but i dont really consider it as a city or a village was just wondering if there is anything after ushuaia so tnx for info
@@clashoclan3371 for some reason i didn’t believe it a few years ago The only thing i believed back then is that if you used a rocket ship you can see heaven
Brainwashed at early age, that's how they get you to believe their lies. The sun is fake, the moon is fake, Antarctica, tea, space and time, are all fake news. Wake up!
Flat earthers answering these 10 challenges: 1) Government + NASA 2) Government + NASA 3) Government + NASA 4) Government + NASA 5) Government + NASA 6) Government + NASA 7) Government + NASA 8) Government + NASA 9) Government + NASA 10) Government + NASA
and also NASA, because according to them, NASA is the only space agency that exists and controls all science to do with space despite the fact that the greeks proved the earth was a globe over 2000 years before the USA and NASA even existed
It’s because the cult nonsense works through and heavily relies on a massive amount of distrust in the government. If you want to make a cult, target people who feel like they are in an unstable environment and use your ideas to provide some psychological stability. It will make them desperately cling to whatever belief you want, and if they decide not to believe it anymore it means they have to confront a massive part of themselves that they want to run away from. The fear of not knowing the truth. The fear of being manipulated without knowing it. This is what makes ripping yourself away from these beliefs so difficult, because often flat earth is the only coping mechanism a person might have to combat these fears. The worst part is, flat earth is ironically proof that those people’s fears are coming true. They’re clearly being manipulated, and they don’t realize it.
If the Earth actually was flat, these people would believe in a globe.
LMAO
That is funny, just to go against the grain
that is a very good point.
you know what? That's definitely true
Yup
You would have to have a 64 chunk render distance to see the other side of the flat earth right?
Lmaooo
@@Kurachikento indeed
Maybe..
my computer cant handle that, oh NOOO
Oh no o- *explodes*
Winning an argument against a smart person is hard, but winning an argument against a dumb person is even harder
nah, it's impossible
fives speaking facts, like the truth about inhibitor chips
Did fox actually set his gun to stun ?
Convincing a religious person is even less possible, no matter how weird the religion is.
Unless you're playing chess... I always lose. :(
As a former AF pilot I would like to confirm I have ejected multiple times from close calls of crashing into the sun.
Meaning what ?
@@clairerobertson4442It's a joke, he's messing with the flat heads 😂
yes, well, must be a third rate air force that gives you a second plane after you burn a billion dollars
ever hear of icarus? he also flew too close to the sun
@@victorfinberg8595may i ask what's your point?
idk if you're joking or not
@@makushimus8421 half and half.
a) original poster is clearly making a joke. there are several tells. therefore, i am not treating him as a flat earther, so anything goes.
b) a pilot who ejects from a plane is put on ground duty, pending an investigation. the ejection needs to be justified, otherwise he is just grounded. that part is real. treat it as straight information, or a "straight man" response to a joke.
c) if you don't know the story of icarus, look it up. he died because of hubris. of course, that story is a myth.
trying to win an argument against a flat earther is like playing chess with a pigeon. it doesn't matter how good you are, the pigeon will knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and declare victory.
Out of the thousands of comments today from other videos I've watched, this one actually made me laugh to the point where it made me cry. I usually never laugh that hard but boy you made my day.
@@slothdude8109 thanks, i didn't come up with the quote though
@@smashmallow1012 Oh, well either way it still made me cry tears of joy! and no problem!
and probably choke on his on king while he does it
What have you done?
You killed him man 😂😂😂😂.
Imagine flat earthers surprise when they realise they've been breathing the atmoSPHERE and not the atmosflat.
Lol good one
Flat earthers dont have emotions
*surprised pickachu face*
How did this have 200 likes in 6 hours?
@Just Memin Just askin
Tsunami: T is silent
Island: S is silent
Honest: H is silent
Lunar Eclipse: Flat earthers are silent
Psst. The T is tsunami is not silent, you’ve been pronouncing it wrong. Tsu is one of the building blocks of Japanese sounds. They also have Su, which is what you are using when you mispronounce tsunami. The Tsu sound is a subtle combination of the T and the S. Start off like you are going to make a T sound, then transition into the S. Other than that, thumbs up.
The t is pronounced is tsunami
Aaron Mullen it is “Ț”
JoJo p it is pronunced “Ț”
🤣🤣🤣
If the Earth is flat, find me the cats trying to push everything off the edge.
flawless arguement
this cat of mine needs to grow up quick. 5 months of her knocking everything onto the ground and looking at me to see how i'll respond, while adorable, is really ruining my items! this cat doesn't care how big things are. she'll knock a table onto the ground if it's sitting on another table!
This amount of logic you used in this video is beyond their understanding. Not that they don't understand, they just don't want to.
They are unable to because their little brains can't handle it.
Fact.
ikr they'll just immediately deny anything
i made it 223 cause im evil like that
@@alexanderlittle9618 idk if they really got a brain..
My cousin was a flat earther untill very recently. Hopefully she is enjoying her first year of kindergarten :)
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
I mean she isn’t in kindergarten so
I was like that
Lmfao
@@ballooncoast848 ...???
Fun fact: most people watching this aren’t flat earthers
Rip, I was hoping for some drama
@@GNCH_0420 same
@@GNCH_0420 same
@@GNCH_0420 same
Most not all
"if humanity is unfortunate enough that you've procreated" BRO THAT'S BRUTAL 💀
that's our habit dealing with baffoons.
The earth is actually a Toblerone shape. That’s why we have hills and mountains.
True
wheres the bear on the package tho hmm? debunked must have bear
It’s god innit
Same
@@louisbrice6279 obviously the moon or the sun
Someone in my physics class was making fun of flat earthers and my teacher said ‘stop mocking mentally ill people’ lmaooo
mentally ill is an understatement
APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA
@@enderlordex9396 LOL
“Hi I would like to report a murder”
My Science teacher loves calling flat earthers retards.
“It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.”
- Bill Murray
You are right
True lol
'Hey I said that.'
Sun Tzu.
@Killar 🤣🤣🤣I'm wheezing meee too man me tooo
Yeah !, yeah, I keep meeting those kind of people (frequently)
I genuinely appreciate the scorn and disrespect that resonates throughout your tone in these flat Earth debunking videos.
There is no theory stupider than flat Earth, and it's embarrassing to share a planet with people so stunningly credulous.
Flat earthers always confuse me. The earth is obviously the shape of an air conditioning pair coil 1/4 x 3/8 410a 20m polyethylene UV protected Insulated Copper heat resistant to 120 Degrees celsius
No, it’s a Möbius strip
No it’s Patrick
I have no idea what you just said but I agree
No it the shape of god
Uuuuh.... Earth is obviously 3/4 inch and 5/8th pair coil copper....
I'm so glad that there are genuinely people who believe the earth is flat. Because it's a reminder that no matter how much of a failure I think I am, there is always somebody worse.
Apply water to burned area
LOL
I'm right there with you, and I let my inattention to detail cost me 6 toes last year (too stupid to pay attention to a glucose monitor for 20 years :( ). So the bar is pretty damn low.
@@papasanzer8787 that doesn’t sound too good, but flat earthers are millions of times stupider
damn, that's some wisdom I'm taking home with me tonight
If earth was flat then everyone would be in creative mode.
Edit: I just love reading these comments.
lol i just got that haha
LOL
Ye lol got it
Lol
lol
“Not even the most Meth-fueled creatives amongst you could vomit enough magnetism jargon to justify it”
This part has me weak 😂
Why have they not said anything about the lunar cycle
I _adore_ how all the flat earther responses to these kinds of call-outs are either insults or complaining about the person being "toxic" or "aggressive" because they literally can't find any other logical way to respond to them that hasn't been brutally disproven
Yeah I go to recent comments sometimes when I see these videos again and they just hurl insults or say something like “this doesn’t prove anything” but they won’t disprove what he’s saying. Like if someone is wrong about something, you don’t just say “you’re wrong because someone is brainwashing you”. You would probably give reasons as to why they’re wrong but they don’t do that because they can’t prove him wrong.
I’m not a flat earther but you have to admit he does have a rude tone the entire video but I find the flat earth map and his amount of ways to destroy it are amusing.
@@redpanda7297 yeah his tone might be a bit rude and I feel like if he tried to take a different passive approach, they might listen more and have a more open mind and maybe that’s why the flat earthers throw insults in the comments since he does also but it is kind of amusing for some of the insults but I feel like flat earthers probably won’t listen if he’s hurling insults their way in the video
@@redpanda7297 they deserve the harsh treatment.
@@brandonwitzel1841Thing is, even if you take a polite approach towards them, it's pointless, most of them are entitled to their opinions, so regardless if you're rude or nice to them, they probably won't change their mind, so it literally doesn't matter.
My dad, who is a conspiracy theorist, doesn't believe that flat-earthers exist. He believes that people create fake conspiracy theories so that the "real" conspiracy theories will seem insane . . . I didn't even know how to process that.
Pro tip: counter any conspiracy theory by undermining one of its most well-established assumptions.
"The moon landing was a hoax."
"Oh, you're one of those people who believes in the moon."
Well thats better than being a flat-earther
omg…
🤨
well I dont know about that, but I mean if there was stuff the government didnt want you to know, it seems like a good way to deter your average joe from becoming a conspiracy theorist.
Calling a flat eather's iq equal to a pre-schooler is an insult to all pre-schoolers around the *globe*
Yes
“BuT thE woRlD iSnt a GlObE”
Ikr
I see what you did with around the globe
Do you mean flat circle? /s
Being dumb is like being dead. It’s not painful for you, you’re dead, it only hurts those around you. Being stupid is the same
😂
Alas, flat Earthers, despite being dumb, are in a form of mental pain, which is why their videos are so full of vitriol, lose friends, and denounce each other as CIA plants. I've come to the conclusion they know the rich and powerful are screwing them over - the rich have indeed been screwing over the working and middle classes for decades - but they can't understand how.
"Flat Earthers are already braindead, they just doesnt know it!" 🎅🎅🐡
i have to force myself to not think this way, even though I know it's true to an extent. when i was younger I had to sit in jail for 3 months for getting pulled over and having some "sleeping pills" in my pocket. there were so many people in there having the time of their lives. rapping while pounding on their chests, being loud asf and laughing hysterically at nonsense, working out, etc... 5 minutes actually felt like an hour in there, so technically i did more time than some of the aggravated robbers in there...
“I’m a flat earther”
“That means he’s afraid of logic”
“No it doesn’t”
“How would a lunar eclipse happen, stay focused on a boat to see how it disappears, explain Antarctica”
“Stop it Patrick you’re scaring him”
“Actually Patrick, please continue, he deserves to suffer.”
Also, explain timezones.
@@mr.mewtwo322 yes
Spongebob
I know right
I got banned from a flatearth group by asking if social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.
LOL 🤣
It's funny how flerfers infest every space-science post on Facebook with their persistent derp-spamming and arguments, but if you argue with them in their own profile pages or groups, they'll block you.
Is that a pun?
Not original, stole this from a Reddit post 💀
You're a chad.
The fact that they can’t even agree on a single map/model proves their bs
Fax
Neither can the spherophiles.. Have you seen the number of types of projections they made? sjees..
@@BspVfxzVraPQ if only their was something called a globe that accurately showed the earth
@@dedley2664 I pitty those who not even try to prove the flat earth. Embrace science, try to prove it.
I know it's totally bull, but I'm interested in people who try to prove it. It aligns my bullshit detector so it also works when it's not that obvious.
@@BspVfxzVraPQ I mean they're called projections because they are directly based on a spherical globe, because you can't accurately draw a 3D object in a 2D space.
“Because the government NASA Jew penguins will kill you”
😂😂😂
NASA is an American thing. Antarctica is the territory of the Penguin Empire.
I spilled some coffee while listening him saying that! :-D
Quick, he's using science and logic! Run Away!
reminds me of a movie i heard about where the hero defeats a wizard by talking about how unscientific magic is...
it i remember, it's called "flight of dragons".
What is science and logic? Can you eat that?
@@Brokengamer-cz2gv yes
What does it Taste Like? Does it Taste good?
@@Brokengamer-cz2gv it depends, sometimes people taste it and say that it taste bad, and sometimes people taste it and say that it tastes very very good.
I met a flat-earther in real life once. He showed an image posted to one of his online flerf groups, it was a map of East Africa that pointed out how the Nile starts in Uganda and flows north through Sudan and Egypt and into the Mediterranean. He thought this was a knockout blow to the globeheads, but I was confused about what his point was. Then he explained that the river flowing north should violate the law of gravity. He really thought north meant "up".
That's why we call it Denial instead of The Nile. 😎
The thing that confuses me the most about this is that North exists on flerf maps too, and even points to the same place
If the Nile exists and is flowing north, why would it be "up" on a globe but not a coin? I guess they really do think gravity just pulls things arbitrarily towards the south pole?
For all the people who clearly haven't tried using a ball and a coin to demonstrate the basic 2yearold physics at work here.......... On the coin the water would still always flow to find perfect level and obey density, taking the path of least resistance. On the ball... Well.. It is obvious the water would never stick to the ball.. And of course it would not ever flow UP. There is a reason this man is literally running from his own camera as if it is the paparazzi and glancing over each point so fast he doesn't leave enough time to provide a single compelling point of 'evidence'. 🤣 Beyond laughable.
@@kaluluchance6377 "water falls towards the ground when I drip it onto a ball, therefore flerf"
Great argument you got there. Poe?
Wow. That’s sad.
Slimes would spawn if the earth is flat.
Yooooo!!! Your right!!
I spawned already :o
@@MrRockeur26 *kills you*
**Shadow clone jutsu**
@@MrRockeur26 LETS GO FREE SLIMEBALLS
The "C" in "Flat earther" stands for "Coherent arguments"
nicely done
for the people who found this and cant understand, theres no C so theres no coherency
@@trannhuhientrannhu8325 damn. you changed it from an inside joke
😂
Yeah that is tru-
Oh I see
flat earthers probably eat cereal off of a plate instead of a bowl
And they put the milk before the cereal
@@coconut2232 me who puts milk before cereal: Maybe I am a flat earther
@@nexnang122 with tears.
r/rareinsults
@@nexnang122 and a fork
IDK why flat earthers even bother, honestly, I remember hearing a post from Elon asking the flat earth society why there isn't a flat mars society, and they responded saying, "that unlike the earth, mars has been observed to be round".
Flat earther: Australia doesn't exist and that they're paid actors by NASA.
Every Australian possible: Where's my f@ckin Cheque.
@@midnightgamer1532 Lol literally.
Bruh
So has earth what the
@@midnightgamer1532 🤣🤣🤣
I have another challenge for Flat-Earthers.
If you're traveling at 50 miles per hour, how long will it take you to go 50 miles?
8”/mile^2 obviously.
Huh? 50 miles! We can travel that much? I thought we can only take photos 😅
Unfair. That requires math with differentials and integrals.
Don't go too crazy, this is impossible for them to figure out.
Considering moving all those turns and waiting at stop signs and lights, and all the slowdown in 25 zones and 20 zones, probably 70 minutes?
Sometimes i feel dumb for being born with Down syndrome, then i remember there are flat earthers
So basically, you were born with a learning disability and you are willfully intelligent. Flat earthers are born with a full set of brains and are willfully stupid. Like I've always said, it doesn't matter what you were born with. The important thing is what you do with it.
You make your parents very proud, I bet. Continue to exceed expectations. You give me hope for the future. 👍
Youre not dumb for having downs bro. Dont let anyone tell you different
You make fell DOWN, but the flat earthers are FLAT LIKE A PANCAKE.
Get it?
I'm laughing so hard...
You're just built different, they're built normal but they wrecked themselves.
I love how people study more about flat earth models to debunk flat earth but flat earthers can't even study their own model
You do realize there are no definitive models that scientists agree on right, only theoretical concepts.
What about google earth I agree on that model
@@RaceLounge1 hey look ! A Flat-earther !
@@RaceLounge1 Here children, come look at the real life flat earther! Yes, I know it is claiming utter BS as though its accepted fact (as if scientists don't agree on the spherical model), but isn't its dunce hat super cute??
@@RaceLounge1 yes, but that goes both ways. Flat earthers are convinced the earth is flat but their all argument defending their beliefs is that we can't be sure the earth is round or that we've never been in space to see it ourselves, but then they also cannot be so sure about the earth being flat 'cause of what they have said themselves. Then considering the amount of scientific proof we have, it shows that the theory of the earth being round is much more realistic than it being flat, exactly why most of humans agree on the fact our planet is round. All flat-earthers rely on is the usual "_you_can't be sure the earth is round" "_you_ haven't been to space" "_you_ haven't seen the round earth"
I love that flat earthers exist. It tells you a lot about a person without having to get to know them.
Yeah most of them escaped a mental asylum
@@Sh4yt3 also escaped jail
Damn they really are hanging on the edge huh?
Why are there 2.5 million views? I wonder how many flat earther's are in those views. Maybe 1 million
@@bubblysharkie123 nah like 100k
Globe earth proof: scientists, astronomers, literal space photos, common sense
Flat earth proof: a couple facebook articles
it's like *"I just wanna hear what I want to hear, and everything that says otherways is hoax, that's why the goverment brain wash the people, thankfully they can't brain wash us the most smart and god loving human"* 🗿
and some moronic youtube video💀✨ bye~
Globe heads: >2500 years of experiments, modeling, countless papers
Flat earth: ummm some rando wrote it in a book, I think
UA-cam is TRASH JEWTUBE please tell me you’re a flat earther so i can make fun of you for all eternity
@@wetaq cringe
leave flat earth and join triangle earth. why? well because we have a point 😎
Nah bro, I'm a Fiat earther. Like as in the Italian car brand
Three points, in fact
i prefer dinousar shaped earth
earth is not real🙄🙄
@@Mafïyk NOTHING IS REALLLL 🧐🧐🧐
Remember in the Netflix documentary Flat Earth where the flat earthers attempted to prove the flatness of the planet, but when the results from their test came in, it had accidentally proved its roundness? Hilarious.
loll
What is it called?
@@BobOddishButDead it’s just called flat earth
@@BobOddishButDead it's called "behind the curve".
The ending is especially satisfying. (For non-flat-earthers, that is...)
@@gypsy.mountain.viking4505 thanks
I wish I knew who said this:
"The only thing flat-earthers have to fear is sphere itself"
My dad says this one all the time.
Damn i didnt know im such a feared being
Belief in the Flat Earth cannot be stopped. Soon people all around the globe will believe!
Not so smart now, are you?
@@protorhinocerator142
You being serious?
@@protorhinocerator142 i feel bad for your parents for having you as a child
I used to believe in a flat earth, then I entered kindergarten.
Nah it’s usually much earlier than that if your parents are FEs or YECs... Some people snap out of it by high school or college but others never do. Conspiratorial thinking opens people up to believe all kinds of nonsense without good schools to teach kids to think rationally and form their own worldview based on actual facts and the scientific method.
I’m so glad I was able to understand fact from fiction by kindergarten like the OP. Must be one of the lucky ones born with common sense.
maybugproductions hmmmm.... do I hear.... a fuckin idiot!
hea art You do realize that a “hemisphere” is half of a sphere and wouldn’t exist on a flat earth, right? My bad if you were making a joke about the average leaps in logic flat earthers make 😂.
hea art hahahahhaha you copied that exactly and you are pasting it everywhere lol it shows you can never come up with anything new to show that the earth is flat
@@bloba4443 that's all they got
I’ve seen the midnight sun in Antarctica on a cruise. That alone proves Earth is a sphere.
The captain even called out any flat Earthers who may have been on board to join him on the bridge to see the geography on his radar of the Antarctic continent. Undeniable proof.
What a legend dude wanted to personally prove them wrong
Flat earthers take cruises?
I would actually find it funny if Jeff bezos chose 2 flat earthers to join him in his new space ship
* sinister laughter *
Y E S
they would be mind blown litteraly
and that would mean they die
@@CrimsonAkato Nah, they would say that the windows of the space ship are round-shaped so it deforms the earth :D (It's an argument they really use for planes. I'm not kidding.)
@@yamthesweetpotato3007 damn bruh lmao wtf xD
I want mine to be real having them due would be better xD we don't need stupid people to exist and breed there stupid genetics more .
@@yamthesweetpotato3007 Throw them out of airlock with no helm. They'll probably die but at least you'll cure them for their last 2 microseconds.
if the world was flat you could stand on any reasonably tall building and see any nearby mountain ranges and or mount everest from most spots on earth
Flat earthers be like but the max render distance is only 2 chunks
@@henrysanecdotes5323 tell them to change their game settings
@@mc_chickenburger2585 but they dont have a rtx 3090
That would be kinda cool tbh 😂
Yeah ! You tell them, Rick ! You are the smartest man alive after all.
flat earthers are like those kids in elementary who would change the rules of the game when they started losing cause they refused to let you win
Truuuuueeeee
like teling the rule is that if i lose i win if i win i win
Like telling trump supporters their beloved president didn't win
so like a dem in 2020
@@eoinmacdonnchadha5682 not everything is about politics
This puts me in a weird spot, because I don't believe in flat Earth, but I DO believe in government NASA Jew penguins.
You brainwashed fool… This is propaganda created by the true enemy to distract us. Wake up and realize the danger of the anarchist OSHA koalas.
😂
Them damn government NASA Jew penguins armed with guns back at it again...
It’s a well known fact that NASA Jew penguins are operating the jewish space lasers that control the weather.
@@wooster1173 as a jew i can confirm that
My aunt and uncle don’t believe the earth is not a sphere nor flat. Oh no they believe it has corners, a goddamn square, a Minecraft block. They also believe Antarctica is being controlled by the government, and how it’s a natural barrier around earth, since “you can’t live nor go to Antarctica bc it’s impossible”. I can’t tell what’s worse than the situation I get in by having a conversation about this stuff, can’t make it up either bc even I’m flabbergasted
Get different family
Time to throw them away
TAKE ONE OF THOSE JOBS THERE AND CALL THEM PLEASE WE NEED THIS
I have heard,so much nonsense in my life time,BUT NEVER..NEVER A MINECRAFT BLOCK EARTH. EVER. lets hope they don’t have children 😭
They should read the part again and again that says "around".
If the Earth is flat. Why haven't there been any spoiled, entitled, fame seeking influencers posting photos of themselves at the edge of the world?
Because apparently there’s something they call “the pac-man effect” where if you try go across Antarctica you’ll teleport to the other side, which is basically saying that it’s a globe
@@ItsJustJek exactly
@@ItsJustJek The Flat Earth group - where teleportation makes more sense than walking in a circle.
@@nixxvega816 😂😂😂
@@nixxvega816 Well not circle it's sphere
He sounds like when a teacher is disappointed in the class for how they acted with the substitute the day before
Fun fact 37 people have seen your comment in 3 hours
@@bigotank9884 nice
@@bigotank9884 I'd say 37 would have liked the comment in 3 hours. Many people could've seen it and not have given the comment a like.
@@midosworld well it was guaranteed that at least 37 people saw their comment under the course of three hours
@@a_gurl596 nah I still don’t think 37 people have seen it, it’s quite a lot tbh
Dave, there's no point trying to explain sunsets to them. They just don't believe they're real.
"NOOO They put up a projector in the sky that's why sunsets happen!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭"
it's all just perspective and refraction 😂
I talked to an real (yes they actually exist) flat earther and he said that nasa built a giant glove with giant lights.
Then I told him how did Galileo find the sun,Jupiter moons etc when there weren't that type of technology back then
He said they were aliens 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻
Remember people. At least people who thought the earth was at the center of the solar system knew the earth wasn’t flat
LOL
Upvote this
I personally have what I call the 'food chain of crazy.' It still needs lots of fine tuning, but it goes something like this:
Most people don't believe religious fanatics and lower.
Religious fanatics don't believe anient aliens and lower.
Ancient Aliens don't believe in Geocentrism and lower.
Geocentrics don't believe in flat earth.
@@zephyrus339 Geocentrism*
@@jamaldeep13 Thanks for making me feel very embarrassed. Corrected it. Don't know how that slipped past me.
“Because the Government NASA Jew Penguins will kill you”
Professor Dave killed me there… I couldn’t stop laughing.
same
NASA penguins, hmmm
@@poprobbob3856 you're a pinguin so tell me. Are you from nasa?
@@poprobbob3856 hmm. Are you a Jew by any chance 🤨
Same
When I wasn't introduced to the internet I thought everyone had common sense
Yes, seems people used to be smart doesn't it
That was your first mistake
@@mylungshelpihavenolungs9238 nah my first mistake was being born
@@nothcial my first mistake was breathing
111th like :)
"Government Nasa Jew Penguins" lmao. That's one of the funniest things I've heard in these videos
Now I’m imagining penguins with spacesuits on with rabbi hats over the helmet and a tuxedo over the suit 😭
Hey a question to all flat Earthers out there: has the social distancing rule pushed anyone over the edge yet?
Only where cats were involved. 😊
@@flookd5516 What? How do cats push you of the edge
@@pastoryoda294 you ever met a cat? They see an object on a flat surface and immediately shove it off
@@pastoryoda294 There’s a frequently repeated comment that if the Earth was flat then cats would have pushed everything off by now.
@@flookd5516 ah i didn’t see them yet
Time for that classic Albert Einstein quote: “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
here’s another The definition of Insanity is repeating a process expecting a different outcome.
@@UhhIForgot09 confused Cuber noises
69th like pog
@Rofls Royce Yeah that's why I wrote "classic". I should have written classic internet quote 😄
German sources, however, say that the quote can not be proven, but do not rule it out as many other invented Einstein quotes.
I believe that he could have said something like that, especially with regard to the Manhattan Project, since Einstein was quite bitter at that time.
Like:"Die Herrschaft der Dummen ist unüberwindlich, weil es so viele sind und ihre Stimmen genauso zählen wie unsere" (The rule of the stupid is insurmountable because there are so many of them and their votes count just like ours) or "Es war abscheulich, Menschen sind eine schlechte Erfindung." ( It was heinous, people are a bad invention.") From the diary of Einstein's last girlfriend Johanna Fantova. This diary is proven by scientific authenticity and Einstein biographers agree with this.
So I think there is a possibility that Einstein said something like my original quote. I just like the thought of him saying that bc I'm a huge Einstein Fan and he inspired me to study geophysics. I'm sorry for publishing a quote that is not 100% proven. Sorry for that long ass text and sadly it is my germanness that just could not take your good and true joke as it is😭😂✌
@@UhhIForgot09 Fun fact, although it is a widely known "Albert Einstein" quote, There was never actually any documented case of him saying it :) Still a great saying nonetheless, just thought more people should know!
“The earth is flat, but literally everything else is spheres”
-Flat earthers
This comment is underrated
@@Aprianex why do you say "probably never"? We already studied the trajectory that the space ship should do to reach Mars, many probes and robots landed on the planet, and we discovered that some vegetables which grow on earth can grow on Mars too, so it would be a food resource for the astronauts.
I'm just joining Flat Mars Community recently,it's interesting because my community always thought that everything in this universe is flat.
They think planets don't exist, even though you see them with a simple telescope. The Sun and Moon are round though, according to them. Nobody ever sees their poles, despite they are looking at them from angles from time to time.
ua-cam.com/video/EofTl4_OKhc/v-deo.html
My 2 challenges for flat earthers:
- Build a physical model of your flat earth with 2 cameras, one on the north pole of your model and one on the south pole of your model. Then show the videos of the 2 cameras seeing differently rotating stars. With a globe that's easy, will you be able to do it with a flat earth?
- Build a physical model of your flat earth with a "sun" that illuminates exactly the predicted areas of lands. Do not touch the model while it's running through 365 day/night cycles (use a motor). With a globe, that's easy. With a flat earth, well, try as many different lenses as you want...
FE... South Pole... Whoops 😊
The other half of your post is good though.
Our solar system according to flat earthers: O o o -- o O Ø O O •
Lol
Hahah
People with more than two eyes be like:
They think planets don't exist, despite that you can see them clearly with a child telescope.
Actually it’s more like
🔦🔦🔦 🥞🔦🔦💡💡🔦 😂
There should be a show where flat earthers get unlimited budget and they have to find the edge of the earth
They would probably find first the garden of eden than the edge
And if they somehow find the edge… holy fuck the reality would start breaking
There's actually a netflix documentary called "Behind the Curve" where they do experiments to prove that the earth is flat and end up proving it's round (shocked, I know) lol.
Mr beast will do that soon
@@HdHd-bj5vh you fr? 😂
@@HdHd-bj5vh Assuming you’re serious (if you’re not, look up Poe’s Law), have you tried any of these challenges? Any at all? Give them a shot.
Can't wait in 100 years in the future for a flat Mars society
But the flat earth society told Elon Musk that Mars had been observed to be round. So that is physically impossible because they said so.
@@Haraldtwo who said the flat earthers will think Mars is flat earth? I mean OTHER people, Living on Mars, thinking it's flat
Can’t wait for flat earth vs flat mars ultimate showdown
@@Syuvinya flat universe battle
Business plan! Send me your money right now to invest in this colossal idea!
as a flat earther, here are my answers to your challenges
1) the map:
- it's prettier without the scale
2) amounts of nights and days:
- the sun just disappears duh
3) make predictions:
- don't give me orders, you're not my mom
4-5) show something far away over the land:
- my render distance is too low duhh
6) explain sunset:
- optical illusion duh
7) lunar eclipses:
- they don't exist duh
8 - 9) send a camera / flight:
- i have no money
10) make science:
- i no no wanna
9 year old answers, you obviously can’t actually answer them. Who tf just says “the sun disappears”? You sound crazy af. And you still assume that it’s flat even though you “don’t wanna do science”. Make it make sense
@@MindYourbusiness1960it's troll lol
@@MindYourbusiness1960it’s satire
@@MindYourbusiness1960 Was unambiguously joking.
This is so real
The fact that flat earthers are STILL defending themselves is crazy
natural selection for them, don't worry
@@NewNormalWorldOrder there is no need to elaborate logics when we talk about 'Flat earthers'
Mother Gaïa will end this heresy
@@Another_Dusk Flat Earthers are fucking stupid, but I don't think you know what natural selection means.
@@Another_Dusk or not. They could come AROUND.
@@orlandotheg1923 Dying too early. a classic
half of the flat earth comments:
"you're wrong, this is easily debunkable!"
"can you debunk it?"
"no"
regular person: earth is round. here's some empirical evidence to show it.
flat-earther: the empirical evidence is somehow wrong! here's some ad hoc reasons that only fit one observation at a time.
regular person: what you just said was completely wrong, and can be thoroughly discredited with real science.
flat-earther: the science doesn't exist! here is a completely unrelated talking point that doesn't have to do with anything.
regular person: the hell does that have to do with anything?
kill me
you're wrong, this is easily debunkable!
@@MadhusudanSinha can you debunk it?
@@LunizIsGlacey no 😅
Just like a liberal :)
Its incredible how flat earthers will blame NASA for everything they can't explain.
Yep. Flat Earthers will always ignore or blame others because of their stupidity.
My wife left me.. *damn NASA*
I wonder my my kid stayed with my wife after the divorce, *probably NASA again*
nasa corec
Actual human beings in a conversation with flat earthers: Why is the coffee so hot after being boiled?
Flat eathers: NASA IS DRUGGING US WITH HYPER QUANTUM SPACE MONKEYS
If the earth was flat why haven’t cats knocked everything off the edge yet. Checkmate flat earthers
"Here's a hint, you may have to study some real science to do it. But then you would learn the earth isn't flat" That was a 4th degree burn. Down to the bone.
Seared off the flesh lol
YO WHERE THE MORPHINE AT LOL
Well they wouldn't feel it since 4th degree burns burn the nerves so you can't feel pain lol
That was a one shot with the sharpest weapon ever, facts
"it didn't even hurt"
yeah that's because your nerves got destroyed you big ass galoompa
It's common sense that the world is exactly 60 million meters x 60 million meters with a height of 256 meters, still waiting for a world expansion DLC in 1.18
Yep, we just need to wait till Mojang give us the hyped up update
why would they make it hardcore tho????
@@thefastmeow god wanted the smp to be more interesting
@@Goomba456 damn where can i buy extra lives
Someone changed the difficulty then /deop-ed himself
POV: you're scrolling through the comments looking for an angry flat earther
Sort by new. Sometimes flat earthers will come back and delete their comments after others roundly mock them. Pun intended.
How did you know lol 😂😆
That's how I found this comment
ye!
Yes i am
I love how passionate he is on a topic I always thought was just a joke
Sometimes, I feel like I'm stupid, not really the brightest person around. There's definitely people around me that know way more.
Then I remember Flat earthers exist, and suddenly I feel alot better about myself.
@FloshAdd tf?
Definitely
and the anti vaxxers
@FloshAdd ????
@FloshAdd ohhhh lol
Another thing that can confuse flat earthers: If the sun and the moon are always on opposite sides on a flat earth map why can you sometimes see the moon in the day?
Actually, you can see the moon during the day quite a lot; you just have to know where to look.
@@timpenner7858 It more depends on where you live I suppose
"Dude thats so ez to awnser. Reflection. Just like sunsets its all the result of waterparticles in the air that break light so you can see things like through one of these spybinoculars from the kidsmagazines that use mirrors to show you whats around the corner"
and yes i have gotten that reply once although i am 60% sure he was trolling
@@MenschausdemletztenJahrtausend LOL
bro, its refraction 🤓
As an urban planner working with maps with annoyingly different projections all the time, I'd give anything for the earth to be flat.
Civil Engineering would be so much easier....
@@johnvanderv.4219 What do they not?
Tell me about it, as a Welshman I agree, would give anything for a flat earth but no what do I get, more mountains than I can shake a stick at lol
@@harrypatton8269 lol bullcrap. You have projections because of the Earth's curvature.
@@harrypatton8269 I'm sure you might work in civil engineering, but you're not a civil engineer because you wouldn't ask stupid questions like this if you were. To begin with, you don't have to do "curvature math" for each project you do. That's why there are projections. If you're designing a motorway, you will be doing so on a map with a particular projection. Different countries use different projections. Even in the same country, different agencies use different projections based on their requirement. A projection is simply the representation of a curved surface on a 2-d plane. Every projection will have the calculations that relate it to the actual curvature. If the earth was indeed flat and I design a road on a map from point A to point B, the road will end up overshooting B. The fact that it doesn't should be enough to understand that the curvature does indeed exist. So summing it up, you don't have to do the "curvature math" each time you build something. If you draw so much as a line on a map (which always includes a projection), the math is already been done. I'll give you an exercise to verify it yourself. Take any topographic map, my friend, and drive from point A to point B and record the distance on your car. Then check the distance on the map. If it matches, the map is correct. The projection of the map (something starting with WSG or EPSG) will be written in a corner. Google that and check the calculations behind it.
0:49 It may not have been your intention, but it was your destiny.
this guy: undeniable evidence that the earth isn't flat
flat earthers: but.. bu.. but... where curve...
Flat earthers: Dude... I.. I know this looks wrong....
BUT THATS WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!
If they say that it just means that they have no comprehension of how big things are
Obama created clouds in 2007 to hide the reality
@@Nabajyoti_Falls that’s a joke right?
@@MacsGamingLab obviusly
As the Flat Earth Society once said: "we have members all around the *globe* "
the Flat Earth Society is a shill organization tho
r/comedyheaven
The leader knows what he is doing
LOL HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
bet they fired whoever put "around the globe" instead of "around the land"
Flat earthers after watching this: “This sign doesn't stop me because I can't read!”
It should be
"This sign can't stop me, because I dont have a brain!"
@@GamerDos Nah it should be
This sign cant stop me because its the government lies
100% true
@@TruthhurtsYa have you heard of something called... gravity?
@@TruthhurtsYa bro i feel like albert einstein after reading your comment, oh wait why should I reply, you can't read cause you don't have a brain! Silly me.
Heartbroken that I even need to come here but my mom is going down the flat earth conspiracy path. Hoping to pull her out of it, wish me luck.
Time to move out, it seems.
Seem like you're into the flat earth theory and discuss points. When you're discussing she'll think that you're with her. Then give her evidence and go "Now that I've dived into it, globe earth just seems more sensible with more evidence"
Good luck, man.
My mom believes in Santa Claus so I didnt get shit for Christmas
any update?
The fact that there are people who probably still believe the earth is flat shocks me
Trump supporters am i right?
@@Marcus10295nah more like biden supporters
@@batsbat8664 Neither. It’s just dumb people.
@@Moonbovine yeah you're correct, no need to bring politics into this
Where is it a fact? You even say 'probably'.
Ten further challenges for Flat Earthers:
1- Interacting socially
2- Eye contact
3- Tying shoe laces
4- Walking upright
5- Breaking a fall (as they do not acknowledge gravity as a thing)
6- Not drooling
7- Brushing teeth
8- Completing a shape sorter
9- Explaining a Flat Earth
10- Breathing through the nose
And bonus #11 explain how a vagina works. I doubt even the female flat earthers can do this.
this is the best comment i have ever seen
@@MagetaTheLionHeart ha😂
@@maxihax2187 still makes you smarter than flat earthers
@@maxihax2187 : Well... that got me telt!
This guy: spits straight up facts
Flat earthers: SILENCE GOVERNMENT SLAVE
Lol
"lies!"
"You are an ignorant!"
"You are spitting things the government told you to
You are a poor sheep unable to think by itself, unlike us.
But patience, soon will be the time of the judgement. But even there, you'll spit in the face of Truth and will be dragged to hell while we are enjoying truth and heaven."
- some french flat earther creep
Me:"SILENCE CRACKHEAD!"
@@Nokyyyyy That sounds pretty much like an evangelist.
The Earth couldn’t be flat, otherwise cats would have knocked everything off the edge
While looking us dead in the eyes
I'll admit his casual aggressivity towards flat earthers is really funny lol
It’s fucking bizarre why ppl would think the earth is flat. I wouldn’t blame him for being aggressive at all. A whole useless ideology. A waste of time.
@@lazerbeamspewpew4728 honestly most conspiracy theories/theorists are fucking bizarre i hope that every anti conspiracy video atleast gets 1 person to see reason but i doubt it
His agressivity comes from his empty brain that has been washed by government, and he and all globe earthers just cant accept the truth
@@oatflake8849 Can you debunk any of his points then? Oh right you can't
@@lxlcaesarlxl Nah I wont waste my time with brainwashed pricks, Id rather let u believe in ur shit
If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off of it.
Yes
Probably
This comment made my day
accurate tho
If the earth is flat than how does Mountains exist🤨🤨
As a person who got 2 degrees in civil construction and in building surveying I can tell you very long distance railroads and road construction you have to take into account that the Earth is not flat and it is in FACT a sphere. It would be so easy for me if it was flat lol
I would like to see proof of this. Sounds interesting
I actually wanna know what measures you have to take to factor in the Earth’s spherical shape for a choo choo train
@@high-bi-password I'm no expert but I'm just guessing you would need more support in the middle and make the bridge curved
@@Gracifier who are you? Where are you? What are you :o? I wann know xD
Bullshit
flat earthers after realizing they have been breathing the atmosphere and to the atmodisk:
Proceeds to turn blue
that reminds me of a video by an actual flat-earther who kept saying "atmoPLANE"...
@@ericb3157 jesus christ
@@ericb3157Wow stupidity actually has no limits they make everything up
Not only you debunked the flat earth conspiracy theories, but also, I feel like I understood a lot of the science concepts better than back in school.
Great video!
There were no science concepts in this video
@@cube4547 neither they are in most classrooms
@@pablotm4134 I don't think it's good for you or me to accept that it is possible for humans out there to not understand such INCREDIBLY BASIC concepts, because then you'll naturally end up thinking you're a genius all the time when only having standard knowledge. A pretentious ignorant. EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYTHING IN THIS VIDEO, PERIOD.
@@cube4547 If they did then how come we still have flat earthers roaming around lol
@@cube4547 People may know this stuff, but are way to far from understanding
Few years ago I jumped into a flat earther live stream for giggles. The host and his guest really were irritating with the utter lack of any actual science. I just had to do it. I had to ask them to explain a sunset. It did not go well, within a few seconds I was a confirmed globtard FBI NASA KBG agent and they started swearing at me and banned me from the channel. I was so proud of myself.
ua-cam.com/video/nmj_SdBURX0/v-deo.html
Thats epic
Here you have a rocket hitting the firmament ua-cam.com/video/JRzZl_nq6fk/v-deo.html
Being banned from a flat-earth community is like a badge of honour. It's hard proof that you aren't that stupid.
I'm not a flat earther but the sunset and sunrise on a flat earth model is perfectly explainable, there are several videos that do just that. To treat them like idiots because they believe something different and then to mock them is pretty childish.
Arguing with flat earthers is so exhausting because their arguments just seem like the argument of a 3 year old. Even though a three year old is probably smarter…
It's hard to win an argument against a smart person.
But it's impossible to win against a dumb person.
@@flyingfox6040 LOL Facts!
@@flyingfox6040 LITERALLY.
@@flyingfox6040 and biggest problem is that are so many dumb persons that will always dumb theory because its simple, not everithing that is simple is smart . Plus always dumb people will believe they are smart and smart people will not considerate their iq as a factor . Thats why even if am not an American I am happy that Trump lost, better anything even probably corupt then probably not smart to not say something bad
This is how it always goes
• you make a point
• they make a point
• you disprove said point with facts and logic
• they repeat the same thing again
It's so annoying, because they dont listen to anything you say, they just call you dumb, make bullshit points that anyone can disprove, yet refuse to accept that they're wrong.
Any cat person could tell you that if the earth was truly flat, cats would have knocked everything off the edge by now.
Everyone take a shot!
"people can apply for jobs in the south pole"
My desperately unemployed ass: Well, that's one place I have not tried.... *opens new tab*
Lmao 😭
Yeah, but the daily commute is a biatchh
If you live in America, it shouldn't be too hard to find a job. There are tons of businesses paying top dollar just for an interview with a potential employee. Unemployment bonuses are ridiculously high right now and are disincentivizing people from work.
@@levilaxton2247
1. No I don't live in the US.
2. That's not what every person from the US I've met has been telling. Apparently some particularly inefficient rubes are incapable of handling a bussiness without exploiting their labour... if you can't pay living wages, you simply don't deserve to own a business, that''s just how the free market works.
@@therealyaddayaddaman7353 I'm not sure what "every person from the US" that you have met has told you, and I'm not sure what country you are from, but in America, we have something called "minimum wage" that requires all businesses to pay their employees enough to live off of. The problem right now is that unemployment bonuses are paying better than jobs and that makes people not want to work.
I know I’m late, but I literally lived my whole life in Ushuaia, and i can confirm during summer our days are ridiculously long. So funny to see my home city being used for a good cause😂
Damm that so cool is there any village or city even more south?
@@serbistinian5768 i know you can go live to the Antarctica for like 6 months, I’m not sure if they have to need you or sum because i had a teacher that moved there, but i don’t know if it would be considered a village or more like a research place. But ushuaia is the most Southern city in the world.
@@Kradith ye i knew for Antarctica but i dont really consider it as a city or a village was just wondering if there is anything after ushuaia so tnx for info
saludos desde rio grande! Vamo los fueguinos!
@@astrommentasti5760 saludos bro! Fuerza con todo lo que está pasando con covid y la economía!
My brother used to be a flat earthier but he’s 6 now so that was a few years ago
When we were kids we believed the earth was flat, but we werent really taking it that seriously, we were just oblivious.
@@clashoclan3371 for some reason i didn’t believe it a few years ago
The only thing i believed back then is that if you used a rocket ship you can see heaven
Brainwashed at early age, that's how they get you to believe their lies.
The sun is fake, the moon is fake, Antarctica, tea, space and time, are all fake news. Wake up!
@@rep-vile Wait...tea isn't real? My hot leaf water can't exist?
I hope he'll remain one.. Just to piss you off
As the saying goes
"Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pegion, it will shit on the board and declare victory and fly away"
His words cut sharper than the edge of their flat Earth
Lmao nice
Pretty sure they are all pretty thick anyway, Not exactly sharp eitherway
Goddammit that was a good one you are an artist sir
Dannnnnnngggggggggggg
"Your words cut deep, deeper than any blade"
“The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe”
Nice
Guy just stopped turning with the earth for a while
It’s an actual tweet by the community
Now THAT is killer
Hah
im checking recent comments looking for globebusters
same…
real
Frfr.
I saw someone saying the earth's 2d. Idk if they're being sarcastic
Flat earthers answering these 10 challenges:
1) Government + NASA
2) Government + NASA
3) Government + NASA
4) Government + NASA
5) Government + NASA
6) Government + NASA
7) Government + NASA
8) Government + NASA
9) Government + NASA
10) Government + NASA
Seems legit
and also NASA, because according to them, NASA is the only space agency that exists and controls all science to do with space despite the fact that the greeks proved the earth was a globe over 2000 years before the USA and NASA even existed
Including Nasa rn
@@FelixBat, da flat bible lmao
It’s because the cult nonsense works through and heavily relies on a massive amount of distrust in the government. If you want to make a cult, target people who feel like they are in an unstable environment and use your ideas to provide some psychological stability. It will make them desperately cling to whatever belief you want, and if they decide not to believe it anymore it means they have to confront a massive part of themselves that they want to run away from. The fear of not knowing the truth. The fear of being manipulated without knowing it. This is what makes ripping yourself away from these beliefs so difficult, because often flat earth is the only coping mechanism a person might have to combat these fears. The worst part is, flat earth is ironically proof that those people’s fears are coming true. They’re clearly being manipulated, and they don’t realize it.