NEW POWERWASHER is SO GOOD | PowerWash Simulator - Part 3
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- Опубліковано 14 лип 2021
- I was finally able to afford the upgraded PowerWasher and it is SO SO GOOD!
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Someone tell Mark that “competitive multiplayer” is on the developers road map for this game. And I’m living for the day that bob and wade join this.
also ethan with his love of power washers haha
This is officially the best game ever
@Nick surprise horror twist hahaha
Hopefully one of the CPUs is named Barbara...
Omg yes!
Me: Mark, your not even using the new power washer
Mark: lIkE A DReAm
Yeah thought I was the only one
I thought he brought the best as that is also blue
I read this as he was realising XD
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@Epic Gamer Boi mark is dean Question mark?
I won't get over Mark just like:
"Oh my god this powerwasher sucks"
then buys a new one and uses the old one
"Oh my god, this is so much better!"
Yeah Mark, that powerwasher sure is better than itself
Placebo effect
Exactly
Adhd momment
confirmation bias (or whatever its called) is one hell of a drug
people can often think that something is better even when its the exact same just because they were told it was better
The power of suggestion.
The ghosts are just quietly watching as this man joyfully cleans their house
The ghosts: "We will not initiate a hunt. You will be spared."
“Barb! Barbra! Look, this nice man is cleaning our house!”
“Oh, how sweet of him. Let me close the gate to Hell. Don’t want him getting sucked in by mistake.”
Yes, we are. Finally. Someone did something about that mess!
It’s either because the man is joyfully cleaning their house and they’re delightfully happy about it or they don’t think they can handle the *POWER* and are too scared of him.
@@IAmTheStig32 Kikuyu b ihuibbbbbbkkk uh ukgku k hbu
I love how this game keeps trolling you with hints at creepy lore just to go “lol, never mind. This is just a satisfying power washer game”
There's a chance that this game has more lore than the entirety of the FNaF Timeline
@@smidzii3815 The wash of '87
they want matpat to do a tf2 level theory on it just so they get free publicity
@@littlegreenman609 this made me cackle😂
@@littlegreenman609 WAS THAT THE WASH OF 87!?!?
Mark when he makes a simple mistake: "im so stupid!"
Mark when he actually does something stupid: "im very intelligent"
this is true i have noticed this too
Dunning-Kruger effect lol
Berry smert
This is big brain time
How the turn tables turned
Mark: I’m not a masochist
Also Mark: I want a power washer that’s so intense that it literally blows me off the roof every time I try to use it.
You KNOW a game is good when it's like "eh, that's good enough" and the player is like "NO! I WASN'T DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!"
The OCD in my entire being almost makes me want to message the creators like THERE WAS SO MUCH DIRT YOU CAN'T DO THIS SHIT TO ME
Episode 1 Mark: "I'll probably get so invested in this game that I'll start taking about different techniques for washing"
Episode 3 Mark: "So this is the current tier 2 pressure washer META"
Powerwasher meta
Game: *Shows the buttons on loading screens*
Mark: *Ignores and doesn't realize he can rotate nozzles*
I was about to say xD verticle spray is a lot easier in some cases
and dont forget the 'SHOW DIRT' button where last episode he was talking like "WHERES THE DIRT?!?!?"
He actually discovers show dirt when cleaning the shoe house. :) JUST WAITING FOR HIM TO PRESS THE FREAKIN R KEY
@@christiangarcia2067 "This stupid keyboard. Its so easy to press another button" All of them but the "R" key xD It made me so happy when he discovered the show dirt key xD
That “NO” from Lixian actually made me jump 😂 I had a feeling that wasn’t the new gun
He said no because Mark swore
@@elfasto2255 yeah I know I just wasn’t expecting it
@@elfasto2255 bruh and like I love lixian I think he’s hilarious but like mark swears that’s almost his brand? So I don’t know if it’s just a joke but I don’t want mark kid friendly:(((
@@gingerb2359 he has to in order so that UA-cam doesn’t demonitize him, it’s sad but if he wants money off his vids he needs to do that
@@MANiRo5OobittO I know about demonetization but I didn’t think mark cared? Or did they just recently ban swearing? Because he’s never bleeped himself unless it was for fun before.
"Jonny bit me"
"Well, just bite Jonny back! I don't know how to tell you this, man, but you can't let that stand!"
my favorite bit
Roof finishes before Mark's finished: "HEY I WASN'T DONE"
Car asks for every spot to be hit: "GET OVER YOURSELF"
This has real “dad staring at a freshly cut lawn with his hands on his hips” vibes
Underated comment.
Can't relate
I do that and I don't have a dad nor am I a dad I am 17 and an old man😂
I wouldn't know
@@Kevinmageddon you are both 17 and an old man?
The zoned out music is literally the most satisfying song ever. I love elevator like music
The song is "not even worried" by riverworn btw
Mark in the last episode: “I really love this game, but this thing’s taking way too long”
Mark in this episode: “I WASN’T DONE WITH THAT!”
When Matt patt does a game theory on this, his first joke will be about washing away the grime to find the hidden lore
Yep dadpat definitely would make that dad joke lmao
Yes it would be
Can't wait for him trying to convince me that powerwashing is a ritual asociated with the Gates of yog sogoth.
Anyone who's known him for any length of time is not surprised.
This comment is a bookmark so I can reply when Matpat does this.
THE NICE JAZZ MUSIC IS CALLED “Not Even Worried” BY: “Riverworn” FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO KNOW
THANK YOU
You’re the real MVP
Legend!
VIP IN THE HOUSE!
thanks lol
He should put a humidifier on next to him while he plays this so he can feel that refreshing breeze and water smell 🤣
That seems like a good idea because then he will be immersed in the game
The ultimate simulator
Other UA-camrs: I hate this!
Mark: This is so SMOOB
"I don't care what anyone says, I have to play more"
Everyone: "Play more we like this"
Hi, Yes, I very much agree! When following your passion, the right crowd will indeed follow. Glad to be here joining you & everyone following Amazing Markiplier! Yay! ✨Ⓜ️✨👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💕
...
You right!
@@shinigamimiroku3723 Hi. I thought of that quote: “You do you.” 😊😊
@@jessicaegnew6393 I rewatch his UNO series regularly, so for me it's a funny way to agree with what a commenter says.
I am also one of the people who like to watch markiplier power watch random areas for 30 minutes straight or more.
Mark for most of his UA-cam career: I could've been an engineer
Mark 2021: I could've been a power washer
The improvement of Mark's thoroughness is great!
Part 1: I'm missing something... Somewhere... WHERE AM I MISSING???
Part 3: Oh, guess I'm done even though I clearly wasn't. Game is robbing me!
"I want a lore video about this game by Matpat"
if only you knew mark
"Did you hear that weird rumbling noise?!"
I was so prepared for this to just randomly become a horror game
I was hoping it would
You think Lixian ever in his wildest dreams ever thought he’d be editing like 8hrs of power washer footage when he got hired?
Nope
"I want a power washer so intense it blows me off the roof every time I use it". You have just described the 5k PSI power washers I used to work with... if you put a green nozzle on it, it sounded like a prop plane.
I love how mark loves the new washer when he isn’t even using it
"I don't know what kind of bird shat on this, but they must've ate a mixture of concrete and rocks"
Mark's commentary is always top tier
38 likes but now 1 comment, dang
Ayee found you commenting early
I’ve seen you somewhere before
you should get a mustache
True
This might be a 20 part series and honestly I'm not complaining.
I like 3 scary games more
@@reavegould725 okay
@@reavegould725 scientists still have not discovered the individual who asked
Honestly I hope it is
Honestly I hope it is 😂
If there's a vr version he's gonna start a whole new series for it
There is! Now, anyway..
"What was that grunt?" It's definitely Heehoo
I thought Mark was kidding when he said there’d be multiple parts of this… I’m glad he wasn’t.
Me too
We don't joke about powerwashing here xD I played this after Ethan played it and I played it non stop lol
Mark should stream this game. That way, everyone can tell him HE CAN ROTATE THE NOZZLES
He did on a Monday mixer and he learned about rotating then is was all recorded before then
RIGHTTTT even after 3 videos!
@@aquinprime I can vouch for this lmao
Ikr I wanted to tell him since the end of ep 1
@@aquinprime so there's sure to be more videos uploaded of this? yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9:47 - Can we all acknowledge Mark casually glancing at the camera so many times in this time lapse? 😅
Mark: "I'm going to focus on the front of the house"
*focus's on everything but the front*
Mark: "THIS IS THE STRATEGY"
Mark 2 hours later: "This was not the strategy--"
Can we just take a minute to appreciate Lixian for sitting through all of this footage and making sure every swear was censored?
YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS LIXIAN!!!!!!!!!
Curse or no curse still funny but idk UA-cam back in the day was a little bit looser which tbh I didnt mind.
❤️Lixian
Oh s-
Lixian: *NO*
Personally I Feel Like A More "UA-cam-Friendly" Version Would Be Entirely Nothing But Censors Exclusively
Me: Accidentally skips a part of the video
Also me: Goes back to make sure I don't lose a SINGLE second of satisfaction
69th like
I love seeing how much joy this game brings Mark
i have a funny feeling that we are in the early stages of a potential horror game lol
Imagine later in the game there’s a crime scene or something and you gotta clean off the blood
@@aria5981 kinda cool when u think ab it !!! like u are hired by someone to clean a suspicious looking scene
Yeah this feels like some secret horror game like that one game theory covered called only cans
@@hunni_tea9548 agreed!
Imagine if he had to clean a graveyard.
Mark: “so I just grinded for this new power washer imma check it out”
*proceeds to not use it*
I was screaming at my phone yelling at him to use the new one.
Fr smii7y did that exact same thing
"It cuts right through!"
-Markiplier, experiencing the placebo effect
@James Abbott what makes you say that?
I WAS SO MAD LOL
Mark wanting MatPat to do a video on this game aged very well
Don’t worry mark the gnomes are watching you clean their house
Markiplier: *has played thousands upon thousands of video games. experienced masterpieces of storylines, design, and gameplay*
Also Mark: "Yeah, this game where I clean sfuff with powerful water? That's my favorite game."
some games speak more to someone else ig
my neurodivergent ass: *strongly agrees*
666 likes it's beautiful
to be fair it also kinda has a background story XD
mark at beginning: *giggles* “i’m just in utter glee”
mark 10 minutes later: “goddd, i hate everything”
this series is the perfect mix of Mark's soothing baritone and those oddly satisfying videos
He found the dirt sensor! Rejoice! Rejoice!
Games then: "You'll be a hero and save the universe!"
Games now: "You'll be able to have normal human relationships, and own property."
Both are things I'd want to do in my opinion
Fantasy is always strong
Honestly, thief Simulator and Powerwash is one of a good job.
Like, you sneak around, steal something, get back. Easy money, easy job, high risk. And the other is "You got dirt? Call me and I'll be finish in 2 hour." Hard job, low risk. Both is good actually
something therapeutic about playing games about things people do irl but we will never be able to..
@@Elvxn13 you can rent a power washer for a day ya know.
You can rent a lot of equipment for a day like when I needed to run a new water line i rented a auger.
Hey Mark, here’s some tips for your powerwashing adventures:
- Press “R” to rotate your nozzles & refill soap.
- Press “Tab” to highlight the dirt.
- Right click the mouse to turn on auto spray so you don’t have to hold down the left mouse button the entire time you’re spraying.
Hope these help!
he already figured out TAB at the video
Holy mother of god you can right click
I'm still waiting for his reaction when he discovers he can rotate the nozzle. XD
@@Ssyrah someone told him about it in the most recent member mixer while he was playing, and it was a revelation to him. 😂
Whale songs. The sounds of rainstorms. Smooth Jazz. Enya. And now Markiplier playing this game are my top five most relaxing things to listen to.
Mark: “It’s so good guys I never knew I had this passion in me”
Me: Looks like he’s getting old
Just waiting for him to say “YOU CAN ROTATE THE NOZZLE?!”
SAME
Yep
HE WOULD SAY THAT
Its gonna have the same energy as "THERES A POWER BAR!!!!!"
I'm also waiting for the "You can ping dirt?!"
Edit: Just got up to the part where he found out.
Mark: **Says swear word**
Lixian: **UNGODLY ROBOT NOISE FROM HELL**
Reminds me of how the characters in FAITH sound
@@puglord7947 the voice used is called SAM! it was one of the first commercial all-software voice-synthesis programs. (from wikipedia)
lixian? or is this... lunky?
Na Bro trollge
It's kinda annoying..
I love how each of these starts with coherent Mark, talking about the technique and devolves into Mark slowly loosing his mind
I love how matpat actually did make a lore video 😭
The fact that hes so obsessed with this is actually the most entertaining part. I cannot describe to you how much more I enjoy this simply because hes obsessed with the game
I found his obsession weird at first... But then I realised I was obsessed as well.
This being after he poked fun at Eef for getting a power washer for an Unus Anus episode
Yes please stream this mark
Yes I would like to see a stream on this
I agree a stream needs to happen
Mark: “This shoe is a little above my pay grade”
Also Mark: *literally cleans a rover on Mars*
For free
There are no scary Gnomes on mars unlike the shoe.
@@razortheonethelight7303 There was a single spooky gnome near the hatch!
I read that as "gay pride" and I scratched my head for far too long.
@@razortheonethelight7303 Well your not wrong
Okay, but that kid texting is SO accurate.
NEVER give a kid under 15 your phone number. You WILL have to block them.
i like to imagine that none of it is actually sped up, and that he's just wildin' goin nuts with it
I'm just looking forward to when he discovers that he can rotate the nozzle.
Same
I was wondering if someone was going to mention that.
It's only gonna get better the longer it takes
He can what???
You can rotate the nozzle?!??
Feels like mark will go on a one month break and when he comes back he is like: “hi welcome back I know I have been gone for a while it’s just…….. I have been…… power washing…”
3:16 i was wondering when he'd notice that he wasn't using the right one 😂😂😂
So I discovered at 3:29
The placebo effect is extremely efficient on mark
5:52 Just imagine mark builds such a relationship with this game and it just turns out to be a horror game.
Omg yes
Its still getting updated theirs time
A low key horror game where you defeat the ghosts with a power washer lol
Honestly I would love if in the future they added like a little horror Easter egg
Like it’s not a big thing just a little thing
@@jamisanmatalonis8458*suspicious stains*
mark in the nursing home:
"so I just kept pressure washing this house and it was great."
“In my computer”
That image of Tyler is such a mood, just the look on his face is perfect.
we are very proud of you Tyler
the music that plays while he speedwashes is going to be stuck in my head for the rest of my life
I want to know what it's called so I can make it my ringtone.
Idk why but when he puts it over slow motion its just so funny 😂
@@insanityizgood It’s called not even worried by riverworn
I dance to it and sing along lol
@@bladeofSteele poop
Lixian’s elevator music is gonna get stuck in my head.
True
Facts brother its too smooth
i really hope mark uses it as the background to his powerwashing streams, it's so nice
What is it called
Already has XD
It's hard to make it through this series when it's so relaxing I just end up asleep
1:06 how long until Mark realizes he's not using the new one? I give him 15 min in
Edit: wow, only 3 min into the video?
Imagine if this Actually just turns into a horror game, that would be HUGE
How scary could a game about cleaning shit get?
@@rickrolld1367 walk into one of the rooms and big splotch of blood just stains on the walls that you have to clean off. No explanation why, there’s just b l o o d
@@terrizoop3739 they periodically call you for some reason and it's always such a mess
@@rickrolld1367 we've seen how scary a dating sim can get- anything is possible
It's not at least for now I've beat all the current levels and bought everything
amy: Wash the dishes
Mark: No i'm doing something
Amy: doing what?
Mark: Washing other things
Mark: "Bring the dishes outside and they will be washed."
@@michaeledmunds7266 XDDD
anyone else watching this and thinking “the enochian was probably there for a reason, and shouldn’t be washed off”? just me? maybe i’ve just watched too much supernatural…. 😅
My first thought was "Cas better get his butt down here" 😅
I love the elevator music that starts when time needs to pass. lol
Mark thought we’d think he was weird for playing a power washing simulator, but what he doesn’t realize is we are *watching* him play a power washing simulator
“What developers from 20yrs ago would think about this game?”
*stares at Chair fucking simulator*
Is that a real game?
@@Butterscotch44 yes
@@Butterscotch44 Mark played it a while ago
Honestly, I didn't remember until after I realized that was part of the title and not an expression of exasperation you inserted into said title
You called?
the music added to you power washing is just so RELAXINGGG
Mark: We need to keep this family friendly
Also Mark: 4:18-4:28
Mark turning into a dad like "Now what you wanna do is..." while he wears his grass stained white sneakers
Good lord-
Yes
and the cargo shorts! xD
mark: 'SO FRICKIN SMOOB'
the neighbors across the street: "we should totally hire him to clean something for us, he's so professional!"
i’m so glad i’m not the only one who struggled with the playhouse’s wooden trims omg
Rewatching all of this series so I have full context for Game Theories new video.
This game when you want to finish something: *very precise*
This game when you are enjoying it: Looks done to me. *Its literally still covered in dirt*
Mark has the same satisfaction I get when I cut the grass
I love cutting grass, man. It’s brilliant
Imagine a stream integration for this game where people in the chat can splash paint or explode dirt on the field just to mess with the streamer, maybe some other event things as well.
“This would be a fantastic stream game to just sit and stream and talk to people”
Oh please Mark, we all know there would be no talking involved
OH MY GODh.... THIS IS SO SMOOTH!
Whats smooth?
MMMMMMMmmMMMMmmmMmmmMmm EVERYTHING
Uh, clearly the talking would be between the fans. Like a convention with a recording of the guest stars.
Lixian should make a horror game where Mark is possessed by the spirit of the most humongous bunncus chuncus Tactical powerwasher with the New Funky Mode & knuckles.
"This game isn't for everybody."
That's I'm watching this series. I can tell that playing this game would annoy the crap out of me, but watching someone else play it is great.
Sure, but even in terms of videos there will be people like "Wtf, why?!". But that tends to be the CoD-crowd. They're over on Twitch watching streamers anyway...
But some people just think it's "not a real game" or it's just too mundane or whatever. - I for one am kind of in Mark's group of getting obsessed with just doing it right. - I've been playing 'Viscera Cleanup Detail', but while the cleaning itself is fine, there are things that screw you over like the physics of the buckets and whatnot, which I've kind of quietly raged about. Because it's just stupid physics that don't make sense and almost can't be prevented and it ruins the cleaning-aspect that is otherwise fine, which this game doesn't seem to suffer from. - But this game might have a little more tediousness with all the crooks and nannies instead. - Dunno, might try it some time anyway, but it's also more entertaining to see Mark get nutty with it...
@mark
Lol.
mhm
Oh, so thats you're watching this series?
(The joke is that he didn't type the word "why" in this sentence)
@@michaelmonstar4276 uh I didn't hear a word you said but. Y. E. S.
12:33 The fact that you've been a gamer as long as you have means you should have learned LONG ago two commonly known facts about Cherry MX keyboards: 1) ALL of them actuate at a midpoint - none actuate on full depression and never have. 2) You select the spring weight when you choose your keyboard. If red/blue/brown is too light, get black/green/clear instead. Both of these you should have learned YEARS ago.
I really like seeing Mark be happy! It's so wholesome!
True but it's also funny when he rages at a game. Don't know why.
3 parts in still wondering when Mark wil find out that pressing "R" will turn the nozzle
Ive been wondering the same thing ever since the very first tutorial screen popped up...
he just found the ability to highlight the remaining dirt, so I'm going to say at least 3 more episodes
He found out when he was streaming it during a member mixer, which would be 2 weeks ago now I think.
Dude your pfp is the same as mine on my Playstation
Guys i think Mark forgot the key called "Tab" on his keyboard
Creators of the game: "Wow, we really didn't expect someone would like it THIS much"
*laughing insanely*
"Whay have we created?!?"
Oh, come on, they absolutely knew.
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 they probably did it on purpose lol
It's actually a genius idea. Considering how simulator games are quite hot now and power-washing is really quite satisfying to do IRL. Players get to enjoy power-washing without having to worry about equipment and water bills.
I can’t wait to see Marks reaction when he realizes he can rotate the washer head 🤣
These videos are literally what I’ve been falling asleep to for the past few days and they’re perfect. Thank you Mark.
I love how much can tell he's just really enjoying himself when the sped up sections have him fully focused on what he's doing instead of commentary.
Yes its satisfaction
Mark: "Hello. I'm Mark, and I'm addicted to Power Washer Simulator."
PWSA Circle: "Hi, Mark."
theres something so poetic about mark focusing on getting the new powerwasher, not using it, and singing praises about the original one
Watching this series back knowing that the nozzle could have rotated the whole time is almost painful enough to cancel out the satisfying
Imagine how Mark would be like if this game was on VR.
it would be the greatest game on vr but after like an hour you would be super exhausted
but im sure he would be all over it in an instant exhaustion be dammed
@@drpoo-bm5mu yep sounds like Mark
@@drpoo-bm5mu yep that’s mark
He would never leave. XD