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  • Опубліковано 2 вер 2020
  • Surgeon Simulator is finally BACK! And in this sequel time you can bring friends along to enhance the surgical experience!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 8 тис.

  • @TonyTheTaco0830
    @TonyTheTaco0830 3 роки тому +3300

    Imagine having surgery and hearing someone in the other room scream **”I FOUND THE AXE”**

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 3 роки тому +71

      I'd be a bit concerned.

    • @NamesBondHavingStronk
      @NamesBondHavingStronk 3 роки тому +40

      @@camerondon3712 unless you're under the anesthesia or put to sleep

    • @chaoticunknown7317
      @chaoticunknown7317 3 роки тому +138

      The last thing you hear before you go under is "Okay, play the tutorial video"

    • @Kreptic
      @Kreptic 3 роки тому +26

      Imagine imagining.

    • @TheKyrix82
      @TheKyrix82 3 роки тому +13

      ...why are you expecting people to hear things during surgery?

  • @jdf3953
    @jdf3953 3 роки тому +3397

    Mark: "Anything that is not hand simulator is fine."
    *Flashbacks to I am bread*

  • @rileyb1823
    @rileyb1823 2 роки тому +1085

    Bob: “Excuse me, _surgeon_ coming through” *proceeds to slam a leg onto the rib cage*

    • @scoot-scoot51341
      @scoot-scoot51341 5 місяців тому +5

      Ah yes, like any good surgeon lol 😂

  • @doggyspeak
    @doggyspeak 3 роки тому +548

    imagine waking up in the middle of a surgery and the doctor is gently knocking a xylophone mallet against your ribs and singing free bird.

    • @wynnwilliams3701
      @wynnwilliams3701 Рік тому +16

      This is a very underrated comment and made me laugh so hard my dad asked me if I needed my inhaler

    • @ScarletLunatic
      @ScarletLunatic 5 місяців тому +2

      @@wynnwilliams3701 agreed

    • @Firebolt7317
      @Firebolt7317 5 місяців тому +4

      "Erm, excuse me please stop playing free bird on my ribs I'm bleeding out." 🤓🤓🤓

    • @Generic-usernam3
      @Generic-usernam3 4 місяці тому

      No, imagine waking up in the middle of surgery and the doctor has his peepee in your mouth lol. That uh, that’s was a weird day for me…

  • @techi9818
    @techi9818 3 роки тому +5456

    Mark: “LOOOOOOORE”
    Also Mark: * ignores all dialogue and story *

    • @sharethevoid121
      @sharethevoid121 3 роки тому +79

      I wanna reply cause you need a higher reply to like ratio but I’m feeling unoriginal
      Forgive me

    • @resmiunnikrishnan2462
      @resmiunnikrishnan2462 3 роки тому +14

      @@sharethevoid121 lol

    • @sharethevoid121
      @sharethevoid121 3 роки тому +13

      Resmi Unnikrishnan thank

    • @bruh69133
      @bruh69133 3 роки тому +69

      literally like arin hanson
      arin: I DONT NEED THIS FUCKIN TUTORIAL
      also arin: HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THIS
      we need a four horsemen of the lets players

    • @lee9156
      @lee9156 3 роки тому +6

      Can someone tell me what time stamp he screams lore? I want it for a clip

  • @Marchpisces2004
    @Marchpisces2004 3 роки тому +2257

    Mark: “Anything that’s NOT Hand Simulator is fine.”
    *pogostuck has entered the chat*
    *I Am Bread has entered the chat*
    *Bennett Foddy has entered the chat*

    • @Gorfld
      @Gorfld 3 роки тому +29

      *ben and ed have entered the chat*

    • @isaacthelad496
      @isaacthelad496 3 роки тому +34

      *GIVE UP has entered the chat.*

    • @mindsandmirrors5106
      @mindsandmirrors5106 2 роки тому +31

      *Welcome to the Game II has entered the chat.*

    • @ellisvives
      @ellisvives 2 роки тому +27

      *VANISH has entered the chat*

    • @enbeast8350
      @enbeast8350 2 роки тому +32

      OctoDad has entered the chat 🐙

  • @thetableoflegend9814
    @thetableoflegend9814 3 роки тому +447

    I love how they all emerge from the tutorial carrying an item for non-specific reasons, and they get very concerned if they drop it.

  • @jen4965
    @jen4965 3 роки тому +6454

    I love how when they all came out of their rooms they each had something they had found. A fruit bowl, the jello, and the duck

    • @YuriAi974
      @YuriAi974 2 роки тому +150

      Lmao, they were making memories

    • @HalcyonSpirit141
      @HalcyonSpirit141 2 роки тому +55

      The Fruit Bowl
      , The Jello, and The Duck*

    • @rogueb1137
      @rogueb1137 2 роки тому +60

      @@HalcyonSpirit141The fruit bowl, the jello, and the duck*

    • @thatduck1900
      @thatduck1900 2 роки тому +105

      I did not consent to being in this video

    • @Just-A-Nemo
      @Just-A-Nemo 2 роки тому +15

      @@thatduck1900 But now you're famous?

  • @Kingofthenerds51
    @Kingofthenerds51 3 роки тому +5223

    Mark: hates the character he's playing as
    Also Mark: refuses to customize his character at all

    • @dannyflintstone7003
      @dannyflintstone7003 3 роки тому +54

      Default Hero

    • @pishposh3306
      @pishposh3306 3 роки тому +169

      Maybe he hates his character so much that he neglects to give his character the beauty of being customized.

    • @razeluxemeitzen1933
      @razeluxemeitzen1933 3 роки тому +4

      "Save Channel (Khemia GenerationX)"
      "Save Channel (khemia GenerationX)"
      "Save Channel (khemia GenerationX)"

    • @dannyflintstone7003
      @dannyflintstone7003 3 роки тому +8

      Razeluxe Meitzen how about no

    • @captainrick4513
      @captainrick4513 3 роки тому +72

      With how much he hates character customization,
      it's a miracle he didn't just stick with the Steve skin on Minecraft.

  • @Death0451
    @Death0451 3 роки тому +274

    Patient: When is my doctor gonna be here?
    **Meanwhile**
    Mark: Oooo **duckie.**

    • @SpaceCat7642
      @SpaceCat7642 2 місяці тому +1

      I also called them duckie as a kid. Still do

  • @TheRealChrisTDH
    @TheRealChrisTDH 3 роки тому +255

    I love that Mark actually sounded genuinely upset when he thought Bob and Wade moved the duck

  • @bugbear2357
    @bugbear2357 3 роки тому +2281

    Mark: **falls over when pressing a button**
    Pam: *YOU'RE A NATURAL!*

  • @psychopanther578
    @psychopanther578 3 роки тому +2419

    Mark: "anything thats not hand simulator is fine."
    *pogostuck music starts to play*

    • @j.dpost-mortem9115
      @j.dpost-mortem9115 3 роки тому +58

      Flash backs to Getting Over It

    • @MrJuicebox21
      @MrJuicebox21 3 роки тому +40

      SirNukesAlot flash back to I am Bread rage moments

    • @j.dpost-mortem9115
      @j.dpost-mortem9115 3 роки тому +5

      Yes

    • @luclasher1866
      @luclasher1866 3 роки тому +16

      Welcome back to Pogover it with Bennet Foddy

    • @Sereomontis
      @Sereomontis 3 роки тому +18

      @@luclasher1866 Getting Pogostuck over it with I Am Breadet Foddy.

  • @Purps_Pans88
    @Purps_Pans88 2 роки тому +350

    Mark: *puts lung right on top of the other lung and it's practically sticking out*
    The speaker lady: " *beautifully done.* "

  • @axowotlz
    @axowotlz Рік тому +293

    Wade and Bob: trying to break someone's ribs
    Mark: trying to find a duck and ends up ultimately finding a hatchet, the solution to all their problems

  • @kodavaccaro1583
    @kodavaccaro1583 3 роки тому +8559

    Are we just going to ignore that wade said “he doesn’t need a brain, he’s going to be a politician”

    • @rogersoftboy8134
      @rogersoftboy8134 3 роки тому +540

      dude the best joke the whole time

    • @-rin2836
      @-rin2836 3 роки тому +478

      Dogdorrable 👁👄👁 lets be honest though,,,, it’s more a fact than joke,,,,

    • @albinospino3089
      @albinospino3089 3 роки тому +73

      @@-rin2836 lol. true true

    • @ramenveins9215
      @ramenveins9215 3 роки тому +10

      Albino Spino you dont need to @ people

    • @albinospino3089
      @albinospino3089 3 роки тому +184

      @@ramenveins9215 Good for you bud. I don't really think anyone but you really cares. Let that be the end of that.

  • @biguwubill
    @biguwubill 3 роки тому +1729

    I love how this is basically “hand simulator but better” to Mark

    • @xxdiamond345xx3
      @xxdiamond345xx3 3 роки тому +10

      It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow UA-camr.

    • @gripghoulshorts2503
      @gripghoulshorts2503 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah Mark is a goodest inspiration for why I made it my UA-cam channel *and the fact they always listen to fans is the reason I give daily shout outs* 👌🏼❤ (apology if it's bad english)

    • @jackso3467
      @jackso3467 3 роки тому +14

      Purveyor wow a whole essay much?

    • @bruhbruh6886
      @bruhbruh6886 3 роки тому

      it really looks like it

    • @ivymoore8482
      @ivymoore8482 3 роки тому +4

      Well surgeon simulator was hand simulator before hand simulator was a thing.😌

  • @SilentReaperOFC
    @SilentReaperOFC 3 роки тому +186

    Never before have I been so keenly aware of the way Mark says “tur-tur-i-url.”

  • @NWMprodutions1638
    @NWMprodutions1638 3 роки тому +134

    most surgeons: we need to save this man's life!
    Mark: dUcK

  • @happycakes8469
    @happycakes8469 3 роки тому +21282

    Imagine having surgery and hearing “it’s probably fine”

    • @munch8399
      @munch8399 3 роки тому +2444

      You should probably be concerned that you're hearing _anything_ during surgery tbh

    • @p4ul206
      @p4ul206 3 роки тому +377

      No.....I can't end like this 😂😂😂

    • @arianabowers6630
      @arianabowers6630 3 роки тому +751

      Imagine having surgery and hearing something

    • @jaysonhayes7732
      @jaysonhayes7732 3 роки тому +569

      Well then you've got two things to worry about! You either woke up from the anesthesia or are experiencing anesthesia awareness, and something is probably wrong and definitely NOT fine lol

    • @kevinj12345
      @kevinj12345 3 роки тому +390

      As someone who has been in many surgeries, you may not want to know how often a phrase like that one is said.

  • @alaina5222
    @alaina5222 3 роки тому +6245

    Sitting in the waiting room and suddenly you hear:
    “I’m trying to put the juice in!”
    “Well hurry up!”
    “Uh oh- he lost his other arm”

  • @anonyscott
    @anonyscott 3 роки тому +197

    Imagine being the patient hearing:
    Wade: Remove the Stomach,
    Bob: Ok I removed it
    Wade: That was the large intestine

  • @thetannikat
    @thetannikat 2 роки тому +25

    43:12 imagine going into a square hole that your friends trap you in, then shoving a perfectly sized box in the opening to prevent you from getting out

  • @michaeljacksheeheen
    @michaeljacksheeheen 3 роки тому +2600

    Mark, Bob, and Wade: *spends half the time trying to find lore/secrets*
    Also Mark, Bob, and Wade: *talks over the guy try to explain the story*

  • @neoblaze72thekaijuhunter56
    @neoblaze72thekaijuhunter56 3 роки тому +4218

    Classic Markiplier: " Shut up nurse, I know what's best!"
    Markiplier Now: " Shut up nurse, I'm a doctor."

    • @myworld2243
      @myworld2243 3 роки тому +146

      Classic markiplier: HERB LORE
      mark now : lore

    • @wolv0223
      @wolv0223 3 роки тому +81

      What I'm getting out of this is that Current Mark is just Classic Mark M.D.

    • @solarixstar
      @solarixstar 3 роки тому +41

      Wolv022 classic Mark 2.0 now with doggo
      At least I don’t think Chica was around for the original surgeon simulator

    • @jubuttib
      @jubuttib 3 роки тому +32

      @@solarixstar Yup, 2013 for Surgeon Simulator, 2015 for Chica.

    • @eliasfarias842
      @eliasfarias842 3 роки тому +15

      The Unus Annus Videos are making Mark More Depressed with each passing day.

  • @chumz80hd
    @chumz80hd Рік тому +59

    I love anytime Mark tries to find something and both of them just get in front of him like "oh I found a secret" KEWK

  • @danielo6219
    @danielo6219 2 роки тому +36

    10:33 there's actually a glisten in Mark's eyes; he looks like he's crying. May Rubber Duck rest in peace.

    • @WRLDOfSad
      @WRLDOfSad 2 місяці тому +2

      He will be forever missed:(

  • @aishikmukherjee1623
    @aishikmukherjee1623 3 роки тому +2040

    Mark: "Hey guys, I found a secret"
    Bob: *It's free real estate*

    • @rylenstuffsv2
      @rylenstuffsv2 3 роки тому +5

      I love this so much

    • @mistamidas8587
      @mistamidas8587 3 роки тому +12

      Your comment is great. What Bob was doing was abnoxious as fuck

    • @PinkyGreen_Tea
      @PinkyGreen_Tea 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @aisutistoto5771
      @aisutistoto5771 3 роки тому +2

      @@mistamidas8587 i agree, he was so annoying.

    • @daltonlee5273
      @daltonlee5273 3 роки тому +1

      Bob made it really difficult to watch the first half of the video

  • @dimaaa4059
    @dimaaa4059 3 роки тому +1868

    imagine waking up in the middle of a surgery and seeing the surgeon playing xylophone with your ribs
    1:01:55

    • @salzaniclegend4129
      @salzaniclegend4129 3 роки тому +14

      Ouch.

    • @caipingcui7594
      @caipingcui7594 3 роки тому +18

      ...do you mean from the surgeons perspective or the patients?

    • @sharethevoid121
      @sharethevoid121 3 роки тому +52

      That would be actually horrifying.
      One, you wake up during surgery with your chest open.
      Two, they’re slapping your ribs with a musical instrument and repeating “doink doink doink” in a silly voice
      Three, you can’t run away cause your chest is split open and you’d probably die before you made it out without a ridiculously massive iv being carted behind you.

    • @sharethevoid121
      @sharethevoid121 3 роки тому +22

      Student Richard Keck well, I don’t know about you, but in my country we have freedom of speech, so I don’t need anybody’s permission, especially not that of a random person on the internet.
      So your question is irrelevant and imbecilic. So are you.

    • @Angie-iv9fm
      @Angie-iv9fm 3 роки тому +6

      You made me realize how long this video is

  • @starwarsinfo5378
    @starwarsinfo5378 2 роки тому +61

    No one:
    Not even doom guy:
    Surgery sim: Rip and tear until he is healed

  • @HotwireGaming
    @HotwireGaming Рік тому +20

    mark: finally feels good about himself for finding secrets
    bob: takes away mark's happyness

  • @heyitz_delaney3451
    @heyitz_delaney3451 3 роки тому +1299

    Bob: “ExCUSE me, surgeon coming through.”
    Bob: *continues to smack the patient with their own leg*

  • @asparklebuttwithadashofdar2955
    @asparklebuttwithadashofdar2955 3 роки тому +3609

    Can you imagine if this was what every episode of Grey's Anatomy was like.

  • @chuttsh
    @chuttsh 11 місяців тому +9

    58:20 wow three bottoms, well that's no fun

  • @mailmaniac317
    @mailmaniac317 2 роки тому +37

    That part where mark is playing the xylophone ribs is honestly so wholesome

  • @interstellarkitten6487
    @interstellarkitten6487 3 роки тому +7547

    I love how the title is “we’re a doctor”. Not, “we are doctors”. No, with our powers combined, *we are one doctor!!!*

    • @loganngillespie
      @loganngillespie 3 роки тому +22

      yeah…

    • @jellysquishfish4685
      @jellysquishfish4685 3 роки тому +7

      Last I checked we’re = we are ? So it is we are doctors?

    • @jinxlyn4327
      @jinxlyn4327 3 роки тому +211

      @@jellysquishfish4685 it would still be “We are a doctor”...

    • @kayleigh8793
      @kayleigh8793 3 роки тому +138

      @@jellysquishfish4685 "we're a doctor" would still translate into "we are a doctor"..so no...you're incorrect

    • @emohufflepuff
      @emohufflepuff 3 роки тому +67

      They shall achieve....
      *t r a n s c e n d e n c e*

  • @Fire_of756
    @Fire_of756 3 роки тому +586

    Mark: Sees "I am Bread" Easter egg.
    *Commence the PTSD*

  • @Realm_Walker-1259
    @Realm_Walker-1259 3 роки тому +72

    Mark:”THE BIRD-
    Me:”BIRD IS THE WORD”
    Mark:”-IS FREEEE”
    Me:”oh”

  • @fireballflamingo8838
    @fireballflamingo8838 2 роки тому +26

    Devs watching: “I wonder how well these pro gamers will be able to perform surgery in our game.”
    Pro gamers:: *locking wade in conveyor belt hell*

  • @aj_814
    @aj_814 3 роки тому +4075

    mark using moh's hardness scale to explain why he's hitting the patient with a skull is possibly one of my favorite youtube moments of all time

    • @LonelyMarshtomp
      @LonelyMarshtomp 3 роки тому +78

      And the fact it seemed to work because he did a beautiful job of removing those ribs

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 2 роки тому +42

      Original comments are rarer than the hay used to be. This is nice

    • @Yuki.chan33
      @Yuki.chan33 2 роки тому +1

      666 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙨

    • @hadesrealm794
      @hadesrealm794 2 роки тому +5

      Moh? Medal of honor?

    • @saltydinonuggies1841
      @saltydinonuggies1841 2 роки тому +95

      @@hadesrealm794 no Mohs hardness scale. It determines what rocks will break other rocks, and how easy it is to scratch said rocks. It’s not a bone thing but still

  • @Scythian046
    @Scythian046 3 роки тому +671

    "My name is Dr. Pamela-"
    Mark: "SHUT UP, NURSE!"

  • @ladybug-lover9970
    @ladybug-lover9970 Рік тому +15

    25:05
    The way Wade turned around like he'd waited his whole life for this moment.

  • @Ace0fArts
    @Ace0fArts 3 роки тому +7

    Cis couples when they pop a confetti canon and the confetti is blue: 27:55

  • @KeyEpic
    @KeyEpic 3 роки тому +5601

    Bob: "Are you arm daddy?"
    Mark: "...𝙬 𝙝 𝙖 𝙩?"

    • @KomiMiko
      @KomiMiko 3 роки тому +8

      Ha

    • @KomiMiko
      @KomiMiko 3 роки тому +8

      Kelsey Willhoite what famous

    • @KeyEpic
      @KeyEpic 3 роки тому +7

      @Kelsey Willhoite hiiii x.

    • @KeyEpic
      @KeyEpic 3 роки тому +6

      @Kelsey Willhoite hey, have a laugh at my podcasts, Love you...

    • @FordoTheKiller
      @FordoTheKiller 3 роки тому +3

      I'm as confused as Mark was

  • @loki4807
    @loki4807 3 роки тому +2912

    the avatars expressions
    wade: surprised
    Bob: out raged
    Mark: very sad
    Edit: NINE MOTHERS OF HEIMDALL! That's a lotta likes.

    • @_.Portablez._
      @_.Portablez._ 3 роки тому +41

      Viewers: Happy

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 3 роки тому +6

      @@_.Portablez._ nice

    • @jessicovers69420
      @jessicovers69420 3 роки тому +9

      @@loki4807 * slurps * * pops lips * noice

    • @thesirenaspen
      @thesirenaspen 3 роки тому +17

      hotel: trivago
      sorry, dead meme. i couldn’t resist tho

    • @richardtingler3769
      @richardtingler3769 3 роки тому +5

      @@thesirenaspen Beat me to it dammit xD

  • @japbstudios
    @japbstudios 2 роки тому +18

    53:45
    The weird thing about Mark using the skull.
    Is that it actually works.
    Like, on hit, breaks.
    Bob was using all sorts of stuff that didn't do anything.
    I still wonder why he didn't get the hammer though.

  • @SullBhit
    @SullBhit 3 роки тому +13

    "Can you play freebird?" "FREE THE BIRD!! THE BIRD IS FREE!!"

  • @sharethevoid121
    @sharethevoid121 3 роки тому +712

    Mark when playing FNaF:
    Mark when playing this game: *L O R E ?*
    I wanted to say thanks for likes but that triggers people so
    I A P P R E C I A T E Y O U R V I R T U A L A P P R O V A L O F M Y C O M E D I C C O N T E N T

    • @Mamorufumio
      @Mamorufumio 3 роки тому +16

      hes been around matpat to long

    • @myworld2243
      @myworld2243 3 роки тому +7

      Ah but we mustn't forget the classic HERB LORE!

    • @sharethevoid121
      @sharethevoid121 3 роки тому +1

      itsmyworld yes indeed

    • @Cubiclynx
      @Cubiclynx 3 роки тому +2

      herblore level?

    • @killianmoore3044
      @killianmoore3044 3 роки тому +1

      WAS THAT THE HEART TRANPLANT OF 58?!?!

  • @owlxle4794
    @owlxle4794 3 роки тому +1328

    When Mark said "Lore? LORE? LORE LORE??"?
    I felt that.

    • @loresoong6626
      @loresoong6626 3 роки тому +2

      Eyyyy

    • @haydencottrell2802
      @haydencottrell2802 3 роки тому +9

      So did Matpat

    • @swagmeister3000
      @swagmeister3000 2 роки тому +3

      me playing genshin

    • @Toadbup.
      @Toadbup. 2 роки тому

      hmm also meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*sorry*

    • @dionemartins0212
      @dionemartins0212 11 місяців тому +2

      Was that the surgery of 87?!

  • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
    @ThatDudeWithBoobs 2 роки тому +7

    40:40
    Me anytime Mark comes out with a new UA-cam series with his egos

  • @samfinkjensen
    @samfinkjensen 2 роки тому +14

    44:55 bob’s strategy of getting the ribs open is so fucking funny, underrated moment

  • @kaf-smif
    @kaf-smif 3 роки тому +6363

    mark: “there’s other people named bob out there”
    bob: “no there are not”
    my dad: *stops existing*

  • @lucasblake4774
    @lucasblake4774 3 роки тому +2908

    For some odd reason mark has to be freinds with a random object in literally every game were you can grab stuff lol

    • @confederateghst4362
      @confederateghst4362 3 роки тому +93

      Tiny Box Tim

    • @KingDerpy13
      @KingDerpy13 3 роки тому +67

      Everyone will remember Tiny Box Tim. Everyone.

    • @_stoops
      @_stoops 3 роки тому +74

      Ikr lmaoo he just picks a random object that speaks to him and carries it around all game

    • @denisteele9895
      @denisteele9895 3 роки тому +18

      @@KingDerpy13 I really wanna go binge his amnesia series again now.. lmao

    • @Jarjarvideos
      @Jarjarvideos 3 роки тому +26

      Companion Cube Effect

  • @edge8236
    @edge8236 3 роки тому +12

    Lol there's so much tension between mark and Bob 🤣

  • @jacklovell5389
    @jacklovell5389 2 роки тому +12

    Imagine having surgery, and in the room beside you, you just hear grunting and the sound of a wooden chair smashing into someone's ribs.

  • @stephanieborah4388
    @stephanieborah4388 3 роки тому +380

    Imagine having your surgery delayed because the doctors are to busy reenacting the cask of amontillado

    • @stephanieborah4388
      @stephanieborah4388 3 роки тому +29

      Mark and Bob: hey, we've got a nice chunk of lore in this conveyor belt hole
      Wade: okay!

    • @mitspeithetc
      @mitspeithetc 2 роки тому +5

      This is one of the best things I've read all day thank you

    • @PinaaaColaaa
      @PinaaaColaaa 2 роки тому +3

      You should be quoted on that.

    • @DaDerpyCarrot
      @DaDerpyCarrot 2 роки тому +1

      lmao, if they let me see a video of it, worth.

  • @maditroche3870
    @maditroche3870 3 роки тому +3786

    everyone's talking abt "imagine waking up during surgery and seeing the surgeon using your ribs as a xylophone,"
    but like
    imagine waking up during surgery in general

    • @brishanmorgan3791
      @brishanmorgan3791 3 роки тому +119

      My dad has ✨done that✨

    • @feveredmilk1464
      @feveredmilk1464 3 роки тому +50

      Yeah it happens

    • @maeserr
      @maeserr 3 роки тому +81

      my absolute worst fear!

    • @hunterglaspell5580
      @hunterglaspell5580 3 роки тому +185

      I did it during jaw surgery. The head surgeon was yelling at everyone so I’m sure it was fine

    • @maditroche3870
      @maditroche3870 3 роки тому +52

      @@hunterglaspell5580 LMAOO oh my goodddd

  • @owenkegg5608
    @owenkegg5608 2 роки тому +9

    "Where is the donor heart?"
    "On the floor, next to the bread"

  • @Emmad172
    @Emmad172 2 роки тому +10

    Wade’s casual “oh hey bread!” Made me laugh 44:22

  • @ameliaburke3631
    @ameliaburke3631 3 роки тому +1394

    Imagine waking up during surgery and seeing your doctor slamming a skull into your ribcage

    • @NTF469
      @NTF469 3 роки тому +50

      I would question were they got the skull

    • @ameliaburke3631
      @ameliaburke3631 3 роки тому +35

      ​@@NTF469 wait, hold up something doesn't seem right here...

    • @jaydenn3479
      @jaydenn3479 2 роки тому +21

      Imagine waking up during surgery.

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому +1

      @@jaydenn3479 ...in general.

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne Рік тому

      or seeing them grab a chair and violently smashing it against your exposed ribcage while making fake groans

  • @urboi2045
    @urboi2045 3 роки тому +712

    Mark bringing his ducky with him on operations is like a kid bringing a toy to kindergarten 😂

  • @popcandysys
    @popcandysys Рік тому +9

    1:02:00 this is the face of pure joy

  • @vancesummers422
    @vancesummers422 2 роки тому +5

    "You can't have two on top, thats not how it works, you gotta have 2 bottoms!"
    "3 bottoms? That's no fun!"
    58:10
    I'm crying 🤣🤣

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +1144

    Mark : " *YOU'RE COMING WITH ME* !"
    Also Mark : *forgets the anomalous duck 3 seconds later*

  • @benji_949
    @benji_949 3 роки тому +401

    “Why am I ripping off his legs?” One of the scariest things you could hear in the hospital

  • @wk8637
    @wk8637 2 роки тому +8

    12:00 when bob and wade join

    • @wk8637
      @wk8637 2 роки тому +1

      Thanks past me

    • @wk8637
      @wk8637 5 місяців тому +1

      Thanks past me

  • @IKFKSwitch
    @IKFKSwitch 2 роки тому +7

    I love how, when you three finally met up after the tutorials, you each had independently chosen your own favorite object to carry around for no reason.

  • @rlharveson
    @rlharveson 3 роки тому +141

    34:03
    Mark: "I am bre-"
    *Has PTSD*

  • @STARTgaming100
    @STARTgaming100 3 роки тому +990

    Mark: "I thought that was his brain"
    Wade: "he doesn't need that either"
    Wade: "he's going to be a politician"

    • @carbr0z305
      @carbr0z305 3 роки тому +2

      🦚🦚s🕊u🐓b🐾 t🐉o 🐬 m🐋e

    • @imnottoxicsushi7497
      @imnottoxicsushi7497 3 роки тому +2

      Disturbed Orbit only thing is you both post fortnite

    • @chad7009
      @chad7009 3 роки тому

      @@DisturbedOrbit let him be

    • @egg_buttt3675
      @egg_buttt3675 3 роки тому

      Qell he's not wrong😂😂

    • @bumbum5190
      @bumbum5190 3 роки тому

      @@DisturbedOrbit at first I thought they said "sub tome"

  • @_Blusheee
    @_Blusheee 2 роки тому +9

    I love how when the actual lore in the dialogue came up they were talking

  • @Stereo6400
    @Stereo6400 2 роки тому +9

    Jumpscares in horror games don’t get me but 16:07 literally made me toss my tablet across the couch

  • @itsfrickinjax
    @itsfrickinjax 3 роки тому +3656

    Mark: I thought that was his brain.
    Wade: He doesn't need that anyway. He's gonna be a politician.
    Me: omfg

    • @mrifat13
      @mrifat13 3 роки тому +94

      Whoa, straight fact...

    • @hellothere4018
      @hellothere4018 3 роки тому +8

      Aha I heard that too haha 😂

    • @TheDiloEmpire
      @TheDiloEmpire 3 роки тому +53

      * insert joke about how bad a political party is *

    • @yeetus123
      @yeetus123 3 роки тому +15

      He dont need one if hes gonna be a democract

    • @addy5300
      @addy5300 3 роки тому +69

      @@yeetus123 okay but wade most likely meant the republican party when he made that joke

  • @unofficialsliceofbread6461
    @unofficialsliceofbread6461 3 роки тому +397

    Game: Use the scalpel when removing organs to minimize blood loss.
    Mark, Bob, and Others: No, I don't think I will.

    • @eye2hakimiprogamer23
      @eye2hakimiprogamer23 3 роки тому +17

      Lol "Others"

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 3 роки тому +2

      Eye2Hakimi ProGamer I think it’s a reference to one of the GTFO episodes

    • @unofficialsliceofbread6461
      @unofficialsliceofbread6461 3 роки тому +4

      I don't remember where I saw it, it might've been Gtfo. It was however a funny thought I had halfway through the comment that I remembered from one of the episodes.

    • @randomcrusader5632
      @randomcrusader5632 3 роки тому +1

      Chicken Permission I thought he just meant other youtubers who had done the game

    • @neryn-2924
      @neryn-2924 3 роки тому +1

      Game: Alright. Fair enough. A++

  • @claycountydays
    @claycountydays 2 роки тому +36

    Sick timestamps B)
    00:00 Epilepsy warning -Wade
    00:27 *kwapow*
    01:12 "Sorry I'm being immature." -Mark
    01:21 "bob." -Mark
    02:53 "Everything seems to be a work in progress- is that jello?" -Mark
    04:52 "ĎÜČĶ" -Mark
    05:16 "IS DUCK ALIVE??" -Mark
    05:57 ...the bloodlust
    07:01 "IN THE D1CK!!!" -Mark
    07:18 "Pff- Its dangling by a toe!" -Mark
    09:49 "the Or-oœæřğAns" -Mark
    10:17 "NOOOOOOOOOI" -Mark
    10:50 "rriiIIIIPPP RIIIIIIIIP" -Mark
    12:43 "Oh no my jellos on the floor.." -Bob
    12:47 "I think we must enter our tëübes" -Bob
    13:53 "I dont like that the guy on the table is named bob." -Bob
    14:20 "IS THAT A BABY??" -Mark
    17:20 "SECRETT" -Mark
    18:05 "My dudes. My secret senses are tingling. So intensely" -Mark
    22:51 "Guys I found something *Obscene* " -Mark
    24:05 "I'm cusping" -Mark & Bob
    24:16 "I find this offensive." -Bob
    27:55 "THERES BALLS!!" -Mark
    28:33 "Are you arm daddy?" -Bob
    29:42 "Wade you're just standing there shaking-" -Mark
    30:30 "give..." -Bob
    31:14 *flash*
    33:12 "these bookshelves look awfully *REMOVABLE* " -Wade
    34:06 "yeAH SEe it's Not so EASy!" -Mark
    39:08 "loree.." -Mark
    40:01 "No bob found" -Bob
    43:10 "ITS PERFECTLY FLUSH-" -Bob
    44:26 "Alright are we ready?" *knocks scanner over* -Mark
    45:33 "Bee a deer" -Bob
    46:51 wade slander *intensifies*
    47:26 "HOW DARE YOU!" -Wade
    47:50 "My mind is being l'fvcked -Wade
    48:31 "Excuse me, *Surgon* coming through..." -Bob
    50:10 "NoW woUld be the TIme waDe" -Mark
    51:40 "you arent even the first *evolution* of a surgeon!" -bob
    51:53 "I'm like a surgeon twice removed" -wade
    52:14 "This is either a stomach or a pen1s" -wade
    52:29 "men, am I right?" -bob
    53:08 "this is a left leg indeed I know it from the *smell* -mark
    53:27 "your affinity for *bo's hardness scale"* -bob
    54:55 *"uhhh..."*
    55:39 "I know how that goes *glares at mark and bob* oh I wasnt muted -wade
    56:13 "Shut up nurse, I'm a doctor." -Mark
    58:21 *"three bottoms?!?* well that's no fun." -Bob
    59:35 "nice rod" -Mark
    01:01:03 "loreeee" -Mark
    01:02:28 "freeee birddddddd" -Mark
    01:05:37 "WADE YOU HAD ONE JOB-" -Mark

  • @sleepiartist240
    @sleepiartist240 3 роки тому +9

    Oh my gosh, when Wade got stuck on the conveyor belt I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe XD

  • @maxman1602
    @maxman1602 3 роки тому +686

    "Narcissism and The Mustache" sounds like a sitcom.

    • @gwenculver1040
      @gwenculver1040 3 роки тому +9

      Low key I’d watch it

    • @peterdaxon8558
      @peterdaxon8558 3 роки тому +24

      Starring Markiplier and Wilford Warfstache

    • @mindseternal1
      @mindseternal1 3 роки тому +12

      Sounds like it would be on Adult Swim.

    • @alexfernandez0504
      @alexfernandez0504 3 роки тому +2

      @@peterdaxon8558 Starring Actor Mark and Wilford Warfstache

    • @skadaaskadeen
      @skadaaskadeen 3 роки тому

      @@alexfernandez0504 Isn't Markiplier an actor while Mark E. F. is just another guy?

  • @vetrfreyja4891
    @vetrfreyja4891 3 роки тому +841

    Markiplier: "Let me play you a little diddy-"
    Ethan: 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬

  • @everpolo29
    @everpolo29 2 роки тому +7

    Bob and Wade: playing and healing Bob.
    Mark: *L O R E*

  • @TheAspenArts
    @TheAspenArts 3 роки тому +5

    39:07 Mark Embarks On His Quest For ☆ L O R E ☆

    • @TheAspenArts
      @TheAspenArts 3 роки тому

      And then the 40:41 lOrE

    • @Stp1497
      @Stp1497 3 роки тому

      @@TheAspenArts **L O R E**

  • @Breadful1
    @Breadful1 3 роки тому +1396

    Mark: "Alright there's no secret!"
    Also mark: literally holding a book titled ALIEN AUTOPSY
    wdymthere'snosecret?!

    • @NotAllCatsAreNice
      @NotAllCatsAreNice 3 роки тому +27

      Did mark even ever get to the secret alien level in the first game? I cant remember.

    • @khamiwilliams6263
      @khamiwilliams6263 3 роки тому +8

      @@NotAllCatsAreNice in the first game?

    • @cityskies1792
      @cityskies1792 3 роки тому

      Alien autopsy is from a shirt

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 3 роки тому +6

      @@NotAllCatsAreNice the alien autopsy is what made him hate the original surgeon simulator lol

    • @NotAllCatsAreNice
      @NotAllCatsAreNice 3 роки тому +5

      @@MaxerV19 i don't remember things well. I can't remember what I had for breakfast lmao

  • @kyuubicat5
    @kyuubicat5 3 роки тому +224

    “I don’t think these men have ever been to medical school.”

  • @ICUPcomedygold
    @ICUPcomedygold 11 місяців тому +3

    51:51 I too have a great great grandfather who was a surgeon, Wade, and I agree that this is ample qualification to partake in open heart surgeries and other high risk operations

  • @huguinpalmer200
    @huguinpalmer200 2 роки тому +11

    This was exactly a year ago, and i'm still waiting for them to play it again

  • @jamsdrawss
    @jamsdrawss 3 роки тому +773

    Bob: "Are you arm daddy?"
    Mark: "...𝙬 𝙝 𝙖 𝙩?"
    [ I loved that part lmfao 😂 ]

    • @tnm8204
      @tnm8204 3 роки тому +2

      haha

    • @trololofaceten2593
      @trololofaceten2593 3 роки тому +18

      I didn’t notice that part, which kinda implies that I’m so used to their bullshit that my mind instinctively chooses not to scan it

    • @TheRealItsoofer
      @TheRealItsoofer 3 роки тому +1

      I think these bots want you to open their canal.

    • @Mecal21
      @Mecal21 3 роки тому

      Of course YOU did...

    • @karmageddon9047
      @karmageddon9047 3 роки тому +1

      t... time stamp?

  • @willduderino6130
    @willduderino6130 3 роки тому +479

    Mark: "I have nothing against nurses"
    Also mark (2013): "SHUT UP NURSE!! I KNOW WHATS BEST!!!"

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 3 роки тому +6

      I think he quit doing the joke because it got repetitive and because no one can take a joke anymore

    • @beanboy9029
      @beanboy9029 3 роки тому +4

      @@guilhermehank4938 no

    • @thevioletskull8158
      @thevioletskull8158 3 роки тому

      Never forgive and forget.

    • @4spades444
      @4spades444 3 роки тому +1

      would anyone considerchecking my channel??

    • @jinari1509
      @jinari1509 3 роки тому +6

      @@4spades444 no

  • @popcatcarl6662
    @popcatcarl6662 2 роки тому +16

    I love how the title is “WE’RE A DOCTOR!” Like all of them combined only amounts to one person’s worth of medical malpractice

  • @novaeclipse21
    @novaeclipse21 3 роки тому +10

    When you read the title as: WE ARE DOCTORS BUM BUM BA BUM BA ✨BUM✨

  • @crest3979
    @crest3979 3 роки тому +551

    "anything that's not hand simulator is fine"
    Me: *remembers him throwing he's chair because of getting over it*

  • @thebirdnerd
    @thebirdnerd 3 роки тому +564

    “I wasn’t trying to get the heart, I was trying to cut off all the limbs.”

  • @thatelephant
    @thatelephant 2 роки тому +4

    13:18 How Bob throws that trunk in the air and how his character poses is just so elegant😝

  • @peytonford-ling6653
    @peytonford-ling6653 2 роки тому +4

    Mark is for when you want someone to hilariously blunder their way to victory, Bob is there to meticulously succeed and Wade is there to try hard their way to a defeat as the lovable underdog. Together, they make one functional human being

  • @citriink
    @citriink 3 роки тому +917

    I like how they were chanting “LORE” but also missed all of the dialogue

    • @lucillechiklak5168
      @lucillechiklak5168 Рік тому +2

      i too missed the dialogue. now i have to rewatch this video

  • @lilyflare2
    @lilyflare2 3 роки тому +655

    When they blocked him in the conveyor belt with the box, I laughed so hard, I had to use my inhaler.

  • @rosieh9563
    @rosieh9563 2 роки тому +5

    I love how they are “juicing their patients up”

  • @g1itch561
    @g1itch561 3 роки тому +7

    Game: "crack the ribs"
    Mark: "KAR EN TUK"

  • @theolrazzledazzle
    @theolrazzledazzle 3 роки тому +545

    i had surgery last week and before i was knocked out, i heard “where are their x-rays? do we have them?” and i was like “YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE THEM”

    • @CJ_da_DJ
      @CJ_da_DJ 3 роки тому +27

      Haha I hope you recovered well 🙂

    • @AnnaSmith-ib9ko
      @AnnaSmith-ib9ko 3 роки тому +36

      I would have launched my body into the floor if I heard that.

    • @glitchfaith0076
      @glitchfaith0076 3 роки тому +19

      And this is why I don’t trusts surgeons 💀💀

    • @theolrazzledazzle
      @theolrazzledazzle 3 роки тому +31

      @@AnnaSmith-ib9ko i was already out😭😭i did fling myself into the wheelchair after i came to, nearly fell on the floor

    • @thedog6395
      @thedog6395 3 роки тому +5

      @@theolrazzledazzle Oof

  • @magsisdumb478
    @magsisdumb478 3 роки тому +233

    I love how they were so obsessed with lore but were just ignoring the guy actually telling them the lore 😂

    • @mohammedjameel7669
      @mohammedjameel7669 3 роки тому +5

      That is pure mark

    • @magsisdumb478
      @magsisdumb478 3 роки тому +1

      @@mohammedjameel7669 yup, he got so obsessed with the lore he missed the actual lore...

  • @im2fat2runn79
    @im2fat2runn79 2 роки тому +6

    I love how mark just gets attached to anything he comes across and instantly makes it his friend lmao

  • @GSS1Sirius
    @GSS1Sirius 3 роки тому +2

    24:59 the way Wade exits the room. 🤣

  • @CYFIOinc
    @CYFIOinc 3 роки тому +2028

    "you liked the ducky?"
    "Yeah I had a ducky."
    "Mark, here."
    "No I had one."
    "Here."
    "No."
    *Here*
    Edit: 1.2k likes???????