WE'RE A DOCTOR!! | Surgeon Simulator 2

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  • @jdf3953
    @jdf3953 4 роки тому +3868

    Mark: "Anything that is not hand simulator is fine."
    *Flashbacks to I am bread*

  • @jacquelynamcc
    @jacquelynamcc 4 роки тому +8529

    Imagine waking up in surgery and hearing:
    "Where's the new heart?"
    - "on the floor next to the bread."

  • @techi9818
    @techi9818 4 роки тому +6096

    Mark: “LOOOOOOORE”
    Also Mark: * ignores all dialogue and story *

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 4 роки тому +93

      I wanna reply cause you need a higher reply to like ratio but I’m feeling unoriginal
      Forgive me

    • @resmiunnikrishnan2462
      @resmiunnikrishnan2462 4 роки тому +17

      @@sharethevoix lol

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 4 роки тому +14

      Resmi Unnikrishnan thank

    • @bruh69133
      @bruh69133 4 роки тому +76

      literally like arin hanson
      arin: I DONT NEED THIS FUCKIN TUTORIAL
      also arin: HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THIS
      we need a four horsemen of the lets players

    • @lee9156
      @lee9156 4 роки тому +8

      Can someone tell me what time stamp he screams lore? I want it for a clip

  • @thetableoflegend9814
    @thetableoflegend9814 3 роки тому +841

    I love how they all emerge from the tutorial carrying an item for non-specific reasons, and they get very concerned if they drop it.

  • @bugbear2357
    @bugbear2357 4 роки тому +2473

    Mark: **falls over when pressing a button**
    Pam: *YOU'RE A NATURAL!*

  • @TonyTheTaco0830
    @TonyTheTaco0830 4 роки тому +4123

    Imagine having surgery and hearing someone in the other room scream **”I FOUND THE AXE”**

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 4 роки тому +82

      I'd be a bit concerned.

    • @BamesNondHavingStronk
      @BamesNondHavingStronk 4 роки тому +46

      @@camerondon3712 unless you're under the anesthesia or put to sleep

    • @chaoticunknown7317
      @chaoticunknown7317 4 роки тому +156

      The last thing you hear before you go under is "Okay, play the tutorial video"

    • @Krepticite
      @Krepticite 4 роки тому +27

      Imagine imagining.

    • @TheKyrix82
      @TheKyrix82 4 роки тому +16

      ...why are you expecting people to hear things during surgery?

  • @jen4965
    @jen4965 4 роки тому +6977

    I love how when they all came out of their rooms they each had something they had found. A fruit bowl, the jello, and the duck

    • @YuriAi974
      @YuriAi974 3 роки тому +182

      Lmao, they were making memories

    • @HalcyonSpirit141
      @HalcyonSpirit141 3 роки тому +70

      The Fruit Bowl
      , The Jello, and The Duck*

    • @rogueb1137
      @rogueb1137 3 роки тому +73

      @@HalcyonSpirit141The fruit bowl, the jello, and the duck*

    • @thatduck1900
      @thatduck1900 3 роки тому +119

      I did not consent to being in this video

    • @Just-A-Nemo
      @Just-A-Nemo 3 роки тому +20

      @@thatduck1900 But now you're famous?

  • @rileyb1823
    @rileyb1823 3 роки тому +1630

    Bob: “Excuse me, _surgeon_ coming through” *proceeds to slam a leg onto the rib cage*

    • @scoot-scoot51341
      @scoot-scoot51341 11 місяців тому +11

      Ah yes, like any good surgeon lol 😂

  • @Kingofthenerds51
    @Kingofthenerds51 4 роки тому +5832

    Mark: hates the character he's playing as
    Also Mark: refuses to customize his character at all

    • @dannyflintstone7003
      @dannyflintstone7003 4 роки тому +62

      Default Hero

    • @pishposh3306
      @pishposh3306 4 роки тому +195

      Maybe he hates his character so much that he neglects to give his character the beauty of being customized.

    • @razeluxemeitzen1933
      @razeluxemeitzen1933 4 роки тому +4

      "Save Channel (Khemia GenerationX)"
      "Save Channel (khemia GenerationX)"
      "Save Channel (khemia GenerationX)"

    • @dannyflintstone7003
      @dannyflintstone7003 4 роки тому +8

      Razeluxe Meitzen how about no

    • @captainrick4513
      @captainrick4513 4 роки тому +85

      With how much he hates character customization,
      it's a miracle he didn't just stick with the Steve skin on Minecraft.

  • @neoblaze72thekaijuhunter56
    @neoblaze72thekaijuhunter56 4 роки тому +4344

    Classic Markiplier: " Shut up nurse, I know what's best!"
    Markiplier Now: " Shut up nurse, I'm a doctor."

    • @myworld2243
      @myworld2243 4 роки тому +154

      Classic markiplier: HERB LORE
      mark now : lore

    • @wolv0223
      @wolv0223 4 роки тому +88

      What I'm getting out of this is that Current Mark is just Classic Mark M.D.

    • @solarixstar
      @solarixstar 4 роки тому +44

      Wolv022 classic Mark 2.0 now with doggo
      At least I don’t think Chica was around for the original surgeon simulator

    • @jubuttib
      @jubuttib 4 роки тому +36

      @@solarixstar Yup, 2013 for Surgeon Simulator, 2015 for Chica.

    • @eliasfarias842
      @eliasfarias842 4 роки тому +17

      The Unus Annus Videos are making Mark More Depressed with each passing day.

  • @michaeljacksheeheen
    @michaeljacksheeheen 4 роки тому +2769

    Mark, Bob, and Wade: *spends half the time trying to find lore/secrets*
    Also Mark, Bob, and Wade: *talks over the guy try to explain the story*

  • @axowotlz
    @axowotlz 2 роки тому +393

    Wade and Bob: trying to break someone's ribs
    Mark: trying to find a duck and ends up ultimately finding a hatchet, the solution to all their problems

  • @alaina5222
    @alaina5222 4 роки тому +6431

    Sitting in the waiting room and suddenly you hear:
    “I’m trying to put the juice in!”
    “Well hurry up!”
    “Uh oh- he lost his other arm”

    • @brrobinn
      @brrobinn 4 роки тому +143

      I would be terrified-

    • @dellarae9288
      @dellarae9288 3 роки тому +103

      Also someone yelling secrets

    • @monipow7020
      @monipow7020 3 роки тому +109

      That one scene in “Finding Nemo” in the dentists office.

    • @JonathanMartinez-xp1xx
      @JonathanMartinez-xp1xx 3 роки тому +18

      Yes

    • @red-pm1lg
      @red-pm1lg 3 роки тому +23

      me: well i’m just fucked aren’t i?

  • @happycakes8469
    @happycakes8469 4 роки тому +21302

    Imagine having surgery and hearing “it’s probably fine”

    • @munch8399
      @munch8399 4 роки тому +2442

      You should probably be concerned that you're hearing _anything_ during surgery tbh

    • @p4ul206
      @p4ul206 4 роки тому +377

      No.....I can't end like this 😂😂😂

    • @arianabowers6630
      @arianabowers6630 4 роки тому +752

      Imagine having surgery and hearing something

    • @jaysonhayes7732
      @jaysonhayes7732 4 роки тому +569

      Well then you've got two things to worry about! You either woke up from the anesthesia or are experiencing anesthesia awareness, and something is probably wrong and definitely NOT fine lol

    • @kevinj12345
      @kevinj12345 4 роки тому +391

      As someone who has been in many surgeries, you may not want to know how often a phrase like that one is said.

  • @heyitz_delaney3451
    @heyitz_delaney3451 4 роки тому +1416

    Bob: “ExCUSE me, surgeon coming through.”
    Bob: *continues to smack the patient with their own leg*

  • @TheRealChrisTDH
    @TheRealChrisTDH 3 роки тому +376

    I love that Mark actually sounded genuinely upset when he thought Bob and Wade moved the duck

  • @psychopanther578
    @psychopanther578 4 роки тому +2512

    Mark: "anything thats not hand simulator is fine."
    *pogostuck music starts to play*

    • @j.dpost-mortem9115
      @j.dpost-mortem9115 4 роки тому +59

      Flash backs to Getting Over It

    • @MrJuicebox21
      @MrJuicebox21 4 роки тому +41

      SirNukesAlot flash back to I am Bread rage moments

    • @j.dpost-mortem9115
      @j.dpost-mortem9115 4 роки тому +5

      Yes

    • @luclasher1866
      @luclasher1866 4 роки тому +16

      Welcome back to Pogover it with Bennet Foddy

    • @Sereomontis
      @Sereomontis 4 роки тому +18

      @@luclasher1866 Getting Pogostuck over it with I Am Breadet Foddy.

  • @biguwubill
    @biguwubill 4 роки тому +1850

    I love how this is basically “hand simulator but better” to Mark

    • @xxdiamond345xx3
      @xxdiamond345xx3 4 роки тому +10

      It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow UA-camr.

    • @gripghoulshorts2503
      @gripghoulshorts2503 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah Mark is a goodest inspiration for why I made it my UA-cam channel *and the fact they always listen to fans is the reason I give daily shout outs* 👌🏼❤ (apology if it's bad english)

    • @EvanThGa
      @EvanThGa 4 роки тому +14

      Purveyor wow a whole essay much?

    • @bruhbruh6886
      @bruhbruh6886 4 роки тому

      it really looks like it

    • @ivymoore8482
      @ivymoore8482 4 роки тому +6

      Well surgeon simulator was hand simulator before hand simulator was a thing.😌

  • @kodavaccaro1583
    @kodavaccaro1583 4 роки тому +9759

    Are we just going to ignore that wade said “he doesn’t need a brain, he’s going to be a politician”

    • @rogersoftboy8134
      @rogersoftboy8134 4 роки тому +616

      dude the best joke the whole time

    • @-rin2836
      @-rin2836 4 роки тому +542

      Dogdorrable 👁👄👁 lets be honest though,,,, it’s more a fact than joke,,,,

    • @albinospino3089
      @albinospino3089 4 роки тому +86

      @@-rin2836 lol. true true

    • @ramenveins9215
      @ramenveins9215 4 роки тому +12

      Albino Spino you dont need to @ people

    • @albinospino3089
      @albinospino3089 4 роки тому +206

      @@ramenveins9215 Good for you bud. I don't really think anyone but you really cares. Let that be the end of that.

  • @HunyBee-q6f
    @HunyBee-q6f 2 роки тому +460

    Mark: *puts lung right on top of the other lung and it's practically sticking out*
    The speaker lady: " *beautifully done.* "

    • @whitehom
      @whitehom 4 місяці тому +1

      truly a masterpiece,,

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 4 роки тому +1224

    Mark : " *YOU'RE COMING WITH ME* !"
    Also Mark : *forgets the anomalous duck 3 seconds later*

  • @aishikmukherjee1623
    @aishikmukherjee1623 4 роки тому +2134

    Mark: "Hey guys, I found a secret"
    Bob: *It's free real estate*

    • @rylenstuffsv2
      @rylenstuffsv2 4 роки тому +6

      I love this so much

    • @mistamidas8587
      @mistamidas8587 4 роки тому +13

      Your comment is great. What Bob was doing was abnoxious as fuck

    • @PinkyGreen_Tea
      @PinkyGreen_Tea 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @aisutistoto5771
      @aisutistoto5771 4 роки тому +2

      @@mistamidas8587 i agree, he was so annoying.

    • @FreedomHawkActual
      @FreedomHawkActual 4 роки тому +1

      Bob made it really difficult to watch the first half of the video

  • @aj_814
    @aj_814 4 роки тому +4149

    mark using moh's hardness scale to explain why he's hitting the patient with a skull is possibly one of my favorite youtube moments of all time

    • @LonelyMarshtomp
      @LonelyMarshtomp 3 роки тому +78

      And the fact it seemed to work because he did a beautiful job of removing those ribs

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 3 роки тому +44

      Original comments are rarer than the hay used to be. This is nice

    • @Yuki.chan33
      @Yuki.chan33 3 роки тому +1

      666 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙨

    • @hadesrealm794
      @hadesrealm794 3 роки тому +5

      Moh? Medal of honor?

    • @saltydinonuggies1841
      @saltydinonuggies1841 2 роки тому +101

      @@hadesrealm794 no Mohs hardness scale. It determines what rocks will break other rocks, and how easy it is to scratch said rocks. It’s not a bone thing but still

  • @Marchpisces2004
    @Marchpisces2004 3 роки тому +2393

    Mark: “Anything that’s NOT Hand Simulator is fine.”
    *pogostuck has entered the chat*
    *I Am Bread has entered the chat*
    *Bennett Foddy has entered the chat*

    • @Gorfld
      @Gorfld 3 роки тому +32

      *ben and ed have entered the chat*

    • @isaacthelad496
      @isaacthelad496 3 роки тому +36

      *GIVE UP has entered the chat.*

    • @mindsandmirrors5106
      @mindsandmirrors5106 3 роки тому +32

      *Welcome to the Game II has entered the chat.*

    • @ellisvives
      @ellisvives 3 роки тому +28

      *VANISH has entered the chat*

    • @enbeast8350
      @enbeast8350 3 роки тому +33

      OctoDad has entered the chat 🐙

  • @ameliaburke3631
    @ameliaburke3631 4 роки тому +1478

    Imagine waking up during surgery and seeing your doctor slamming a skull into your ribcage

    • @NTF469
      @NTF469 3 роки тому +53

      I would question were they got the skull

    • @ameliaburke3631
      @ameliaburke3631 3 роки тому +39

      ​@@NTF469 wait, hold up something doesn't seem right here...

    • @jaydenn3479
      @jaydenn3479 3 роки тому +25

      Imagine waking up during surgery.

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому +1

      @@jaydenn3479 ...in general.

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne Рік тому

      or seeing them grab a chair and violently smashing it against your exposed ribcage while making fake groans

  • @interstellarkitten6487
    @interstellarkitten6487 4 роки тому +7664

    I love how the title is “we’re a doctor”. Not, “we are doctors”. No, with our powers combined, *we are one doctor!!!*

    • @loganngillespie
      @loganngillespie 3 роки тому +22

      yeah…

    • @jellysquishfish4685
      @jellysquishfish4685 3 роки тому +7

      Last I checked we’re = we are ? So it is we are doctors?

    • @jinxlyn4327
      @jinxlyn4327 3 роки тому +215

      @@jellysquishfish4685 it would still be “We are a doctor”...

    • @kayleigh8793
      @kayleigh8793 3 роки тому +142

      @@jellysquishfish4685 "we're a doctor" would still translate into "we are a doctor"..so no...you're incorrect

    • @strs1nmyeyes
      @strs1nmyeyes 3 роки тому +13

  • @dimaaa4059
    @dimaaa4059 4 роки тому +1912

    imagine waking up in the middle of a surgery and seeing the surgeon playing xylophone with your ribs
    1:01:55

    • @caipingcui7594
      @caipingcui7594 4 роки тому +18

      ...do you mean from the surgeons perspective or the patients?

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 4 роки тому +52

      That would be actually horrifying.
      One, you wake up during surgery with your chest open.
      Two, they’re slapping your ribs with a musical instrument and repeating “doink doink doink” in a silly voice
      Three, you can’t run away cause your chest is split open and you’d probably die before you made it out without a ridiculously massive iv being carted behind you.

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 4 роки тому +22

      Student Richard Keck well, I don’t know about you, but in my country we have freedom of speech, so I don’t need anybody’s permission, especially not that of a random person on the internet.
      So your question is irrelevant and imbecilic. So are you.

    • @Angie-iv9fm
      @Angie-iv9fm 4 роки тому +7

      You made me realize how long this video is

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 4 роки тому +2

      @Student Richard Keck Oh. Sorry. I didn’t mean to be offensive. Just wanted to defend my point. I can be a bit quick to action sometimes. My apologies.

  • @crazayhounddog
    @crazayhounddog 2 роки тому +65

    43:12 imagine going into a square hole that your friends trap you in, then shoving a perfectly sized box in the opening to prevent you from getting out

  • @KeyEpic
    @KeyEpic 4 роки тому +5633

    Bob: "Are you arm daddy?"
    Mark: "...𝙬 𝙝 𝙖 𝙩?"

    • @Ryomiko
      @Ryomiko 4 роки тому +8

      Ha

    • @Ryomiko
      @Ryomiko 4 роки тому +8

      Kelsey Willhoite what famous

    • @KeyEpic
      @KeyEpic 4 роки тому +7

      @Kelsey Willhoite hiiii x.

    • @KeyEpic
      @KeyEpic 4 роки тому +6

      @Kelsey Willhoite hey, have a laugh at my podcasts, Love you...

    • @FordoTheKiller
      @FordoTheKiller 4 роки тому +3

      I'm as confused as Mark was

  • @Fire_of756
    @Fire_of756 4 роки тому +617

    Mark: Sees "I am Bread" Easter egg.
    *Commence the PTSD*

  • @Scythian046
    @Scythian046 4 роки тому +704

    "My name is Dr. Pamela-"
    Mark: "SHUT UP, NURSE!"

  • @SilentReaperOFC
    @SilentReaperOFC 3 роки тому +247

    Never before have I been so keenly aware of the way Mark says “tur-tur-i-url.”

  • @stephanieborah4388
    @stephanieborah4388 4 роки тому +428

    Imagine having your surgery delayed because the doctors are to busy reenacting the cask of amontillado

    • @stephanieborah4388
      @stephanieborah4388 4 роки тому +30

      Mark and Bob: hey, we've got a nice chunk of lore in this conveyor belt hole
      Wade: okay!

    • @mitspeithetc
      @mitspeithetc 3 роки тому +6

      This is one of the best things I've read all day thank you

    • @PinaaaColaaa
      @PinaaaColaaa 3 роки тому +4

      You should be quoted on that.

    • @DaDerpyCarrot
      @DaDerpyCarrot 3 роки тому +1

      lmao, if they let me see a video of it, worth.

  • @loki4807
    @loki4807 4 роки тому +2921

    the avatars expressions
    wade: surprised
    Bob: out raged
    Mark: very sad
    Edit: NINE MOTHERS OF HEIMDALL! That's a lotta likes.

    • @Mebrainsgone
      @Mebrainsgone 4 роки тому +41

      Viewers: Happy

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 4 роки тому +6

      @@Mebrainsgone nice

    • @jessicovers69420
      @jessicovers69420 3 роки тому +9

      @@loki4807 * slurps * * pops lips * noice

    • @thesirenaspen
      @thesirenaspen 3 роки тому +17

      hotel: trivago
      sorry, dead meme. i couldn’t resist tho

    • @richardtingler3769
      @richardtingler3769 3 роки тому +5

      @@thesirenaspen Beat me to it dammit xD

  • @kaf-smif
    @kaf-smif 4 роки тому +6368

    mark: “there’s other people named bob out there”
    bob: “no there are not”
    my dad: *stops existing*

  • @anonyscott
    @anonyscott 3 роки тому +242

    Imagine being the patient hearing:
    Wade: Remove the Stomach,
    Bob: Ok I removed it
    Wade: That was the large intestine

  • @owlxle4794
    @owlxle4794 4 роки тому +1349

    When Mark said "Lore? LORE? LORE LORE??"?
    I felt that.

    • @loresoong6626
      @loresoong6626 3 роки тому +2

      Eyyyy

    • @haydencottrell2802
      @haydencottrell2802 3 роки тому +9

      So did Matpat

    • @swagmeister3000
      @swagmeister3000 3 роки тому +3

      me playing genshin

    • @Toadbup.
      @Toadbup. 2 роки тому

      hmm also meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*sorry*

    • @dionemartins0212
      @dionemartins0212 Рік тому +2

      Was that the surgery of 87?!

  • @benji_949
    @benji_949 4 роки тому +422

    “Why am I ripping off his legs?” One of the scariest things you could hear in the hospital

  • @vetrfreyja4891
    @vetrfreyja4891 4 роки тому +844

    Markiplier: "Let me play you a little diddy-"
    Ethan: 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬

  • @NWMprodutions1638
    @NWMprodutions1638 3 роки тому +168

    most surgeons: we need to save this man's life!
    Mark: dUcK

  • @urboi2045
    @urboi2045 4 роки тому +732

    Mark bringing his ducky with him on operations is like a kid bringing a toy to kindergarten 😂

  • @agurk
    @agurk 4 роки тому +506

    mark: "lets play the actual game"
    bob: **starts hitting their ribs with a chair**

  • @unofficialsliceofbread6461
    @unofficialsliceofbread6461 4 роки тому +410

    Game: Use the scalpel when removing organs to minimize blood loss.
    Mark, Bob, and Others: No, I don't think I will.

    • @eye2hakimiprogamer23
      @eye2hakimiprogamer23 4 роки тому +18

      Lol "Others"

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 4 роки тому +2

      Eye2Hakimi ProGamer I think it’s a reference to one of the GTFO episodes

    • @unofficialsliceofbread6461
      @unofficialsliceofbread6461 4 роки тому +4

      I don't remember where I saw it, it might've been Gtfo. It was however a funny thought I had halfway through the comment that I remembered from one of the episodes.

    • @randomcrusader5632
      @randomcrusader5632 4 роки тому +1

      Chicken Permission I thought he just meant other youtubers who had done the game

    • @neryn-2924
      @neryn-2924 4 роки тому +2

      Game: Alright. Fair enough. A++

  • @chumz80hd
    @chumz80hd 2 роки тому +70

    I love anytime Mark tries to find something and both of them just get in front of him like "oh I found a secret" KEWK

  • @Breadful1
    @Breadful1 4 роки тому +1406

    Mark: "Alright there's no secret!"
    Also mark: literally holding a book titled ALIEN AUTOPSY
    wdymthere'snosecret?!

    • @NotAllCatsAreNice
      @NotAllCatsAreNice 4 роки тому +27

      Did mark even ever get to the secret alien level in the first game? I cant remember.

    • @khamiwilliams6263
      @khamiwilliams6263 4 роки тому +8

      @@NotAllCatsAreNice in the first game?

    • @cityskies1792
      @cityskies1792 4 роки тому

      Alien autopsy is from a shirt

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 4 роки тому +6

      @@NotAllCatsAreNice the alien autopsy is what made him hate the original surgeon simulator lol

    • @NotAllCatsAreNice
      @NotAllCatsAreNice 4 роки тому +5

      @@MaxerV19 i don't remember things well. I can't remember what I had for breakfast lmao

  • @jamsdrawss
    @jamsdrawss 4 роки тому +778

    Bob: "Are you arm daddy?"
    Mark: "...𝙬 𝙝 𝙖 𝙩?"
    [ I loved that part lmfao 😂 ]

    • @tnm8204
      @tnm8204 4 роки тому +2

      haha

    • @trololofaceten2593
      @trololofaceten2593 4 роки тому +19

      I didn’t notice that part, which kinda implies that I’m so used to their bullshit that my mind instinctively chooses not to scan it

    • @TheRealItsoofer
      @TheRealItsoofer 4 роки тому +1

      I think these bots want you to open their canal.

    • @Mecal21
      @Mecal21 4 роки тому

      Of course YOU did...

    • @karmageddon9047
      @karmageddon9047 4 роки тому +1

      t... time stamp?

  • @mtrr07
    @mtrr07 4 роки тому +3783

    everyone's talking abt "imagine waking up during surgery and seeing the surgeon using your ribs as a xylophone,"
    but like
    imagine waking up during surgery in general

    • @brishanmorgan3791
      @brishanmorgan3791 4 роки тому +120

      My dad has ✨done that✨

    • @feveredmilk1464
      @feveredmilk1464 4 роки тому +50

      Yeah it happens

    • @maeserr
      @maeserr 4 роки тому +81

      my absolute worst fear!

    • @hunterglaspell5580
      @hunterglaspell5580 4 роки тому +185

      I did it during jaw surgery. The head surgeon was yelling at everyone so I’m sure it was fine

    • @mtrr07
      @mtrr07 4 роки тому +52

      @@hunterglaspell5580 LMAOO oh my goodddd

  • @iohsmdiglomdrn
    @iohsmdiglomdrn 2 роки тому +68

    10:33 there's actually a glisten in Mark's eyes; he looks like he's crying. May Rubber Duck rest in peace.

    • @WRLDOfSad
      @WRLDOfSad 9 місяців тому +3

      He will be forever missed:(

  • @laughwliz
    @laughwliz 4 роки тому +447

    41:50
    "Wow, he believed me."
    Absolute savage Mark got me cracking up 😂😂😂poor Wade

  • @DanielTheAmbassador
    @DanielTheAmbassador 4 роки тому +234

    "It's gonna be okay Mark.."
    The guy: "My name isn't Mark?"
    Markiplier: "I know I was talking to myself.."

  • @astra1584
    @astra1584 4 роки тому +232

    That subtle comment that wade made is the greatest. “He doesn’t need it(brain), he is going to be a politician. 30:03

    • @jxderin
      @jxderin 4 роки тому +7

      honestly i couldn't disagree XD

    • @willbe3043
      @willbe3043 4 роки тому +8

      very subtle

    • @astra1584
      @astra1584 4 роки тому +5

      Few ok politicians, but most of them are.... inexplicably dumb. XD

  • @BARREL999
    @BARREL999 Рік тому +24

    mark: finally feels good about himself for finding secrets
    bob: takes away mark's happyness

  • @deeformed2475
    @deeformed2475 4 роки тому +210

    Mark: Dislocates arm and removes spine to hit a button
    Computer: *Excellent* *button* *pressing* ...YoU’rE a NaTuRaL

    • @kmcullen10
      @kmcullen10 4 роки тому +1

      Bob: “ExCUSE me, surgeon coming through.”
      Bob: continues to smack the patient with their own leg

  • @lucasblake4774
    @lucasblake4774 4 роки тому +2953

    For some odd reason mark has to be freinds with a random object in literally every game were you can grab stuff lol

    • @confederateghst4362
      @confederateghst4362 4 роки тому +95

      Tiny Box Tim

    • @KingDerpy13
      @KingDerpy13 4 роки тому +69

      Everyone will remember Tiny Box Tim. Everyone.

    • @_stoops
      @_stoops 4 роки тому +77

      Ikr lmaoo he just picks a random object that speaks to him and carries it around all game

    • @denisteele9895
      @denisteele9895 3 роки тому +19

      @@KingDerpy13 I really wanna go binge his amnesia series again now.. lmao

    • @Jarjarvideos
      @Jarjarvideos 3 роки тому +26

      Companion Cube Effect

  • @thebirdnerd
    @thebirdnerd 4 роки тому +566

    “I wasn’t trying to get the heart, I was trying to cut off all the limbs.”

  • @japbstudios
    @japbstudios 2 роки тому +30

    53:45
    The weird thing about Mark using the skull.
    Is that it actually works.
    Like, on hit, breaks.
    Bob was using all sorts of stuff that didn't do anything.
    I still wonder why he didn't get the hammer though.

  • @sharethevoix
    @sharethevoix 4 роки тому +718

    Mark when playing FNaF:
    Mark when playing this game: *L O R E ?*
    I wanted to say thanks for likes but that triggers people so
    I A P P R E C I A T E Y O U R V I R T U A L A P P R O V A L O F M Y C O M E D I C C O N T E N T

    • @Mamorufumio
      @Mamorufumio 4 роки тому +16

      hes been around matpat to long

    • @myworld2243
      @myworld2243 4 роки тому +7

      Ah but we mustn't forget the classic HERB LORE!

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 4 роки тому +1

      itsmyworld yes indeed

    • @Cubiclynx
      @Cubiclynx 4 роки тому +2

      herblore level?

    • @robotscarfire
      @robotscarfire 4 роки тому +1

      WAS THAT THE HEART TRANPLANT OF 58?!?!

  • @KiraAsakura14
    @KiraAsakura14 4 роки тому +249

    Mark: **Sees Duck**
    Mark: **Violent Convulsions and Mallet PTSD**

  • @sydmartinez6551
    @sydmartinez6551 4 роки тому +678

    is no one gonna talk about the “3 bottoms! well that’s no fun!” cuz i think that was the most accurate and funny thing in the whole video

    • @vancesummers422
      @vancesummers422 3 роки тому +10

      That part literally made me pause the video to laugh 🤣

    • @oats8854
      @oats8854 2 роки тому +2

      timestamp?

    • @SammyBoy2001
      @SammyBoy2001 2 роки тому +5

      @@oats8854 58:20

    • @jaideimpaula
      @jaideimpaula 11 місяців тому

      I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂 “u can’t have two on top u gotta have two bottoms”

  • @ladybug-lover9970
    @ladybug-lover9970 2 роки тому +28

    25:05
    The way Wade turned around like he'd waited his whole life for this moment.

    • @Rainbowkitten0
      @Rainbowkitten0 4 місяці тому

      That was so funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @thegoose3139
    @thegoose3139 4 роки тому +118

    29:29
    Bob: how's he doing Wade
    Wade:Great
    Bob:I mean how am I doing
    Wade:Great
    Markiplier:How are we doing
    Wade: Great
    *Excellent answers Wade*

  • @laughableInflection
    @laughableInflection 4 роки тому +235

    Mark: * finds a ribcage and a mallet * so anyway, here's wonderwall

  • @itsfrickinjax
    @itsfrickinjax 4 роки тому +3652

    Mark: I thought that was his brain.
    Wade: He doesn't need that anyway. He's gonna be a politician.
    Me: omfg

    • @mrifat13
      @mrifat13 4 роки тому +95

      Whoa, straight fact...

    • @hellothere4018
      @hellothere4018 4 роки тому +8

      Aha I heard that too haha 😂

    • @TheDiloEmpire
      @TheDiloEmpire 4 роки тому +54

      * insert joke about how bad a political party is *

    • @yeetus123
      @yeetus123 4 роки тому +15

      He dont need one if hes gonna be a democract

    • @addy5300
      @addy5300 4 роки тому +70

      @@yeetus123 okay but wade most likely meant the republican party when he made that joke

  • @IKFKSwitch
    @IKFKSwitch 2 роки тому +10

    I love how, when you three finally met up after the tutorials, you each had independently chosen your own favorite object to carry around for no reason.

  • @thekeeperofsecrets9680
    @thekeeperofsecrets9680 4 роки тому +154

    "Remember, when you rip off an appendage, Bob will bleed out very quickly."
    "... So why am I ripping off his legs?"
    Favorite quote so far

  • @sneakie_kat
    @sneakie_kat 4 роки тому +179

    "Build a Better Bob"
    Bob: I find this o f f s e n s i v e-

  • @finnburacchio9471
    @finnburacchio9471 4 роки тому +84

    The I Am Bread on the eye chart....the multiple random peices of bread hidden...it can only mean one thingggg
    LOREEEEE!!!!!

  • @ICUPcomedygold
    @ICUPcomedygold Рік тому +10

    51:51 I too have a great great grandfather who was a surgeon, Wade, and I agree that this is ample qualification to partake in open heart surgeries and other high risk operations

  • @citriink
    @citriink 3 роки тому +919

    I like how they were chanting “LORE” but also missed all of the dialogue

    • @lucillechiklak5168
      @lucillechiklak5168 2 роки тому +2

      i too missed the dialogue. now i have to rewatch this video

  • @rlharveson
    @rlharveson 4 роки тому +148

    34:03
    Mark: "I am bre-"
    *Has PTSD*

  • @skycook2812
    @skycook2812 4 роки тому +429

    Mark by himself: actually gets things done right in an orderly manner
    Mark with others: lmao *chop chop*

  • @mailmaniac317
    @mailmaniac317 3 роки тому +50

    That part where mark is playing the xylophone ribs is honestly so wholesome

  • @STARTgaming100
    @STARTgaming100 4 роки тому +991

    Mark: "I thought that was his brain"
    Wade: "he doesn't need that either"
    Wade: "he's going to be a politician"

    • @carbr0z305
      @carbr0z305 4 роки тому +2

      🦚🦚s🕊u🐓b🐾 t🐉o 🐬 m🐋e

    • @imnottoxicsushi7497
      @imnottoxicsushi7497 4 роки тому +2

      Disturbed Orbit only thing is you both post fortnite

    • @chad7009
      @chad7009 4 роки тому

      @@DisturbedOrbit let him be

    • @egg_buttt3675
      @egg_buttt3675 4 роки тому

      Qell he's not wrong😂😂

    • @bumbum5190
      @bumbum5190 4 роки тому

      @@DisturbedOrbit at first I thought they said "sub tome"

  • @madditate5244
    @madditate5244 4 роки тому +1411

    mark: *ignoring everyone and searches through cupboards*
    mark: *finds his xylophone stick looking thing* there it is
    mark: *continues playing like nothing happened*

    • @lime_8547
      @lime_8547 3 роки тому +20

      I love this comment so much it brings me so much serotonin

    • @flyguy3440
      @flyguy3440 3 роки тому +2

      love it

    • @MH-hh6uz
      @MH-hh6uz 2 роки тому +6

      I think it was called a mallet!

    • @r.i.p.plegaming2327
      @r.i.p.plegaming2327 Рік тому

      I made this comment achieve 1000 and exactly 1 0 0 0 likes and I just mentioned it for nothing but giggle and shits

    • @P3ko_Pekoyama
      @P3ko_Pekoyama Рік тому +1

      ​@@MH-hh6uzit is!!

  • @nxa-yezwikhumalo8917
    @nxa-yezwikhumalo8917 4 роки тому +354

    *takes duck *
    Mark: this is my friend now
    Tiny box Tim: *sad box noises*

    • @Pancakeli
      @Pancakeli 4 роки тому +16

      Friendship with Tiny Box Tim ended, Rubber Duck is new best friend

    • @heathslayer6281
      @heathslayer6281 4 роки тому +9

      Dont forget Forest Burns

    • @Kadeo-ms6qw
      @Kadeo-ms6qw 4 роки тому +5

      Anyone else remember mar mar Matilda?

    • @kittipotatoart3420
      @kittipotatoart3420 4 роки тому +2

      @@heathslayer6281 he's dead at the bottom of a ravine. Remember? Mark had to move on u-u

  • @fireballflamingo8838
    @fireballflamingo8838 3 роки тому +34

    Devs watching: “I wonder how well these pro gamers will be able to perform surgery in our game.”
    Pro gamers:: *locking wade in conveyor belt hell*

  • @aviationmanc1729
    @aviationmanc1729 4 роки тому +385

    Being pulled away from surgery*
    Nurse:
    “ Does he need this lung?”

  • @willduderino6130
    @willduderino6130 4 роки тому +482

    Mark: "I have nothing against nurses"
    Also mark (2013): "SHUT UP NURSE!! I KNOW WHATS BEST!!!"

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 4 роки тому +6

      I think he quit doing the joke because it got repetitive and because no one can take a joke anymore

    • @beanboy9029
      @beanboy9029 4 роки тому +4

      @@guilhermehank4938 no

    • @thevioletskull8158
      @thevioletskull8158 4 роки тому

      Never forgive and forget.

    • @4spades444
      @4spades444 4 роки тому +1

      would anyone considerchecking my channel??

    • @jinari1509
      @jinari1509 4 роки тому +6

      @@4spades444 no

  • @mlux2406
    @mlux2406 4 роки тому +310

    Love how they’re A doctor. Like, they know that all three of them TOGETHER is ONE doctor.

  • @starwarsinfo5378
    @starwarsinfo5378 3 роки тому +66

    No one:
    Not even doom guy:
    Surgery sim: Rip and tear until he is healed

  • @conmur04
    @conmur04 4 роки тому +137

    The guys: “pound through the door shouting” Bob: “I’ve been expecting you”

  • @WholeWheetBread
    @WholeWheetBread 4 роки тому +449

    "I don't know why I wanted to being the mallet." Well to play the ribcage like a xylophone, obviously.

  • @magsisdumb478
    @magsisdumb478 4 роки тому +239

    I love how they were so obsessed with lore but were just ignoring the guy actually telling them the lore 😂

    • @mohammedjameel7669
      @mohammedjameel7669 4 роки тому +5

      That is pure mark

    • @magsisdumb478
      @magsisdumb478 4 роки тому +1

      @@mohammedjameel7669 yup, he got so obsessed with the lore he missed the actual lore...

  • @CRUSH40RULES
    @CRUSH40RULES 2 роки тому +27

    Mark: Lore focused.
    Wade: Cosmetic focused.
    Bob: Progression focused.

  • @timelordoftherings2222
    @timelordoftherings2222 4 роки тому +325

    Bob: "Are you in the Lore Door?"
    Me: Huh, Tolkien never wrote about that place.

    • @sealogic4552
      @sealogic4552 4 роки тому

      It’s in the extended edition of the Silmarillion

  • @crest3979
    @crest3979 4 роки тому +553

    "anything that's not hand simulator is fine"
    Me: *remembers him throwing he's chair because of getting over it*

  • @axelvids893
    @axelvids893 4 роки тому +209

    “Excuse me, SURGEON coming through.” Wildly flailing a severed leg around

    • @thatanimegirlwiththecape4807
      @thatanimegirlwiththecape4807 4 роки тому +5

      Imagine how stupid that would be if that happened for real.. id definetely die laughing.
      What the fuck is wrong with me

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 4 роки тому

      @@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807 everything possible.

    • @follower4317
      @follower4317 4 роки тому

      @@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807 when your on the table tho

  • @jacklovell5389
    @jacklovell5389 3 роки тому +17

    Imagine having surgery, and in the room beside you, you just hear grunting and the sound of a wooden chair smashing into someone's ribs.

  • @maxman1602
    @maxman1602 4 роки тому +687

    "Narcissism and The Mustache" sounds like a sitcom.

    • @gwenculver1040
      @gwenculver1040 4 роки тому +9

      Low key I’d watch it

    • @peterdaxon8558
      @peterdaxon8558 4 роки тому +24

      Starring Markiplier and Wilford Warfstache

    • @mindseternal1
      @mindseternal1 4 роки тому +12

      Sounds like it would be on Adult Swim.

    • @alexfernandez0504
      @alexfernandez0504 4 роки тому +2

      @@peterdaxon8558 Starring Actor Mark and Wilford Warfstache

    • @skadaaskadeen
      @skadaaskadeen 4 роки тому

      @@alexfernandez0504 Isn't Markiplier an actor while Mark E. F. is just another guy?

  • @TroublingZeal
    @TroublingZeal 4 роки тому +335

    Mark: “that cannot be me. That’s not me.”
    Character customization: *is available*
    Bob and Wade: “take your time we know character customization is important to you m.”
    Mark, who was considering changing: Well now I am NOT DOING IT

  • @ChloeKatiePuppy
    @ChloeKatiePuppy 4 роки тому +330

    I love how Mark says stuff
    "This is a tuhturial"
    "Go into the rum"

    • @Joyful_StaR
      @Joyful_StaR 4 роки тому +28

      He also says crowbar like, Crober
      Which is adorable

    • @evelynjenkins4456
      @evelynjenkins4456 4 роки тому +14

      **flashbacks to blunderboos**

    • @z3v3n45
      @z3v3n45 4 роки тому

      he has a speech impediment-

    • @ChloeKatiePuppy
      @ChloeKatiePuppy 4 роки тому

      @@z3v3n45 alright?

    • @Joyful_StaR
      @Joyful_StaR 4 роки тому

      @@z3v3n45 um I don't think he does, that's just how he grew saying them, because his mom isn't perfect at english.

  • @samfinkjensen
    @samfinkjensen 2 роки тому +23

    44:55 bob’s strategy of getting the ribs open is so fucking funny, underrated moment

  • @liap7815
    @liap7815 4 роки тому +197

    I really appreciate Wade warning us who have epilepsy, this really relieves me because nobody ever warns me when they do gameplays and then I get freaked out

    • @FloweryCaptain
      @FloweryCaptain 3 роки тому +8

      Seriously. That flash warning was 100% warranted. Barely made it past 16:00 before having to put my phone down.

    • @saucesaucesaucesauce1380
      @saucesaucesaucesauce1380 2 роки тому +4

      idk who you watch but everyone i know of addresses epileptic-sensitive shit

  • @lilyflare2
    @lilyflare2 4 роки тому +659

    When they blocked him in the conveyor belt with the box, I laughed so hard, I had to use my inhaler.

  • @leahsutherland1664
    @leahsutherland1664 4 роки тому +149

    Mark: *calm* shut up, nurse
    Bob and Wade: *unease*
    Mark: *calm* high fives all around
    Me: *unease*

    • @ted4049
      @ted4049 4 роки тому +1

      RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! Please don’t because that could have been a young child. People like you is what’s wrong with humanity

    • @ronmathewjoe
      @ronmathewjoe 4 роки тому +2

      @@ted4049 Did they actually delete their comment? Are they actually human? Do they actually have a conscience?

    • @tobrayatlas4210
      @tobrayatlas4210 4 роки тому

      @@ronmathewjoe youtube may have removed it for violating tos

    • @ronmathewjoe
      @ronmathewjoe 4 роки тому +1

      @@tobrayatlas4210 yeah I just realized that now

  • @claycountydays
    @claycountydays 3 роки тому +40

    Sick timestamps B)
    00:00 Epilepsy warning -Wade
    00:27 *kwapow*
    01:12 "Sorry I'm being immature." -Mark
    01:21 "bob." -Mark
    02:53 "Everything seems to be a work in progress- is that jello?" -Mark
    04:52 "ĎÜČĶ" -Mark
    05:16 "IS DUCK ALIVE??" -Mark
    05:57 ...the bloodlust
    07:01 "IN THE D1CK!!!" -Mark
    07:18 "Pff- Its dangling by a toe!" -Mark
    09:49 "the Or-oœæřğAns" -Mark
    10:17 "NOOOOOOOOOI" -Mark
    10:50 "rriiIIIIPPP RIIIIIIIIP" -Mark
    12:43 "Oh no my jellos on the floor.." -Bob
    12:47 "I think we must enter our tëübes" -Bob
    13:53 "I dont like that the guy on the table is named bob." -Bob
    14:20 "IS THAT A BABY??" -Mark
    17:20 "SECRETT" -Mark
    18:05 "My dudes. My secret senses are tingling. So intensely" -Mark
    22:51 "Guys I found something *Obscene* " -Mark
    24:05 "I'm cusping" -Mark & Bob
    24:16 "I find this offensive." -Bob
    27:55 "THERES BALLS!!" -Mark
    28:33 "Are you arm daddy?" -Bob
    29:42 "Wade you're just standing there shaking-" -Mark
    30:30 "give..." -Bob
    31:14 *flash*
    33:12 "these bookshelves look awfully *REMOVABLE* " -Wade
    34:06 "yeAH SEe it's Not so EASy!" -Mark
    39:08 "loree.." -Mark
    40:01 "No bob found" -Bob
    43:10 "ITS PERFECTLY FLUSH-" -Bob
    44:26 "Alright are we ready?" *knocks scanner over* -Mark
    45:33 "Bee a deer" -Bob
    46:51 wade slander *intensifies*
    47:26 "HOW DARE YOU!" -Wade
    47:50 "My mind is being l'fvcked -Wade
    48:31 "Excuse me, *Surgon* coming through..." -Bob
    50:10 "NoW woUld be the TIme waDe" -Mark
    51:40 "you arent even the first *evolution* of a surgeon!" -bob
    51:53 "I'm like a surgeon twice removed" -wade
    52:14 "This is either a stomach or a pen1s" -wade
    52:29 "men, am I right?" -bob
    53:08 "this is a left leg indeed I know it from the *smell* -mark
    53:27 "your affinity for *bo's hardness scale"* -bob
    54:55 *"uhhh..."*
    55:39 "I know how that goes *glares at mark and bob* oh I wasnt muted -wade
    56:13 "Shut up nurse, I'm a doctor." -Mark
    58:21 *"three bottoms?!?* well that's no fun." -Bob
    59:35 "nice rod" -Mark
    01:01:03 "loreeee" -Mark
    01:02:28 "freeee birddddddd" -Mark
    01:05:37 "WADE YOU HAD ONE JOB-" -Mark

  • @kerfumpel1263
    @kerfumpel1263 4 роки тому +161

    Mark: I completed the tutorial.
    Wade: All 3 of them?
    Mark: The WHAT?!

  • @SeRgEaNt_RaNdOm
    @SeRgEaNt_RaNdOm 4 роки тому +131

    Oh my god, the part where Wade was stuck on the conveyor belt was the funniest shit I've seen in ages

    • @gingeh1
      @gingeh1 4 роки тому +4

      SeRgEaNt RaNdOm I wish they just kept him there

    • @remizu2901
      @remizu2901 4 роки тому +5

      Not mine I burst out laughing when he slapped him with a axe

  • @luzbelrodriguez7890
    @luzbelrodriguez7890 4 роки тому +151

    Markiplier: uploaded 36 seconds ago
    Me: _good._

    • @gripghoulshorts2503
      @gripghoulshorts2503 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah Mark is a goodest inspiration for why I made it my UA-cam channel *and the fact they always listen to fans is the reason I give daily shout outs* 👌🏼❤ (apology if it's bad english)

  • @Realm_Walker-1259
    @Realm_Walker-1259 3 роки тому +78

    Mark:”THE BIRD-
    Me:”BIRD IS THE WORD”
    Mark:”-IS FREEEE”
    Me:”oh”