I ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYED THE EARTH | Solar Smash

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  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  3 роки тому +82885

    "accidentally"

  • @ryuuthefrog3775
    @ryuuthefrog3775 3 роки тому +20806

    I love the fact that there's an alternate universe where Mark is screaming and crying and ripping up every chair in sight and nobody knows because the video was never uploaded.

  • @Freyjinn
    @Freyjinn 3 роки тому +9083

    Galactus be like "im sorry, i just wanted to turn around your planet to see it, im SORRY, didnt mean to send a shotgun of asteroids again"

    • @mr.borger2192
      @mr.borger2192 3 роки тому +13

      wut

    • @Ezper-2099
      @Ezper-2099 3 роки тому +24

      @@mr.borger2192 Same reaction here

    • @donutkitten1256
      @donutkitten1256 3 роки тому +36

      Your art and animations are phenomenal!

    • @diartgallapeni1421
      @diartgallapeni1421 3 роки тому +4

      @@fantasticdonut988 yeah no shit sherlock

    • @spacebrain9537
      @spacebrain9537 3 роки тому +48

      @@fantasticdonut988 no that's Galactus, not Galactic. Galactic is a word that means in relation to a galaxy

  • @matthewprue1010
    @matthewprue1010 3 роки тому +5559

    Mark: “I don’t like to go whole hog immediately.”
    Also mark: “I didn’t mean to turn the earth into a flesh light.”

  • @tohkritxhaln2703
    @tohkritxhaln2703 Рік тому +823

    20:12: Lixian zooming in on 530m dead while Mark says, “Everyone’s still alive.”
    The sass of this editor even when his avatar isn’t on screen is legendary.

  • @spongeboymebob771
    @spongeboymebob771 3 роки тому +5372

    Mark: *passionately talking about space, terraforming, and the future of humanity*
    Also Mark: *brutally destroying all of Earth in various ways multiple times*

  • @shannonrobbins59
    @shannonrobbins59 3 роки тому +8268

    Mark: **sees mars** It’s just too beautiful, I can’t destroy it.
    Mark: **sees his home planet** *time to burn*

    • @CrazyTrainEnjoyer
      @CrazyTrainEnjoyer 3 роки тому +78

      *wonder why.*

    • @CrazyTrainEnjoyer
      @CrazyTrainEnjoyer 3 роки тому +43

      @TIV67 Playz im not reading that sorry

    • @krewlxveskf
      @krewlxveskf 3 роки тому +35

      @TIV67 Playz I'm Atheist sorry friend

    • @loganxavier
      @loganxavier 3 роки тому +56

      @TIV67 Playz Don’t force your beliefs on random people, also that’s is completely irrelevant to the comment?

    • @kingsnom6595
      @kingsnom6595 3 роки тому +33

      @TIV67 Playz look i know youre a christian and all but dont try to force your religion on others

  • @CrispyToast
    @CrispyToast 3 роки тому +20472

    He is Markiplier, destroyer of worlds!

  • @thatsamood
    @thatsamood Рік тому +255

    15:57 I love how Mark's eyes just widen in shock and his face morphs from curiosity to confused horror.

  • @JustinWahlne
    @JustinWahlne 3 роки тому +883

    "Here lies Markiplier.
    Foolish is the man who flirts with Persephone, for Hades is a jealous god and man shall earn his scorn."

    • @louissemarguerettenavales1253
      @louissemarguerettenavales1253 3 роки тому +14

      Greek history ref. XD

    • @ItsLtime
      @ItsLtime 3 роки тому +11

      Persephone and Hades ref.

    • @glubtier
      @glubtier 3 роки тому +5

      I hope he's got money for the ferryman.

    • @ZanderMha
      @ZanderMha 4 місяці тому +1

      OMG 666 LIKES 😮😮

    • @firefi1960
      @firefi1960 3 місяці тому +4

      This is funny because, yes, Hades would kill someone who flirts with his wife.
      And if you have to piss off literally any god Hades is your best bet to only die and probably not eternally suffer

  • @captainhope
    @captainhope 3 роки тому +1344

    Rip Markiplier: Died on Mars after trying to solo terraform it by himself and letting himself get punched by cosmic horror. Not because he's a masochist, just to see what his body can handle

    • @ther.w.d.channel1501
      @ther.w.d.channel1501 3 роки тому +25

      This comment is just... 👌
      I can't even explain why😂

    • @SebTsch
      @SebTsch 3 роки тому +6

      @@ther.w.d.channel1501 It's funny, that's why.

    • @taxidriver2146
      @taxidriver2146 3 роки тому +16

      and right before he died he said "THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND"

    • @Ghostinthebox2010
      @Ghostinthebox2010 5 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @Morales3088
    @Morales3088 Рік тому +265

    Imagine one day you look up to the sky and see a gigant markiplier face surrounded by missiles heading towards you

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +21300

    It's all fun and games until Mark destroys the real world "accidentally"

    • @torraaa1220
      @torraaa1220 3 роки тому +97

      ok

    • @ohellna
      @ohellna 3 роки тому +245

      HOW ARE YOU HERE

    • @EdgarOO7
      @EdgarOO7 3 роки тому +237

      Everywhere I go, I see you

    • @francozy9976
      @francozy9976 3 роки тому +54

      if Mark destroy the real planet we all die

    • @johnrusselsclips7257
      @johnrusselsclips7257 3 роки тому +47

      Wow this comment isn’t getting that much likes huh, welp case closed he doesn’t use bots

  • @ALotofTomFoolery
    @ALotofTomFoolery 3 роки тому +3098

    "oh no"
    - Mark, as he slaughters tens of millions of people in seconds

    • @IamaUser2
      @IamaUser2 2 роки тому +33

      Not millions...
      Billions😳

    • @forcetimer71
      @forcetimer71 2 роки тому +9

      @@IamaUser2 well atleast 1.26 billion

    • @FoxBit07
      @FoxBit07 2 роки тому +5

      “Well Might as-well keep going”

    • @minatoson5788
      @minatoson5788 2 роки тому

      6:44.

    • @BeagleBageler
      @BeagleBageler 2 роки тому +1

      As one man once said. Oh no! Anyways.

  • @alouette200
    @alouette200 3 роки тому +6899

    "The only thing he ever liked more than himself was space"

  • @vilemint
    @vilemint Рік тому +309

    I love how, out of everyone he's killing, the only person he's upset about killing is Santa Claus.

    • @GalvyTheTom
      @GalvyTheTom 5 місяців тому +6

      He's not going to get presents for Christmas anymore, of course he's upset

    • @brodyratliff7441
      @brodyratliff7441 3 місяці тому +4

      Santa is like the embodiment of childlike wonder and joy of course he's upset

  • @mukuroikusaba8651
    @mukuroikusaba8651 2 роки тому +5271

    "Mom can we get in space with markiplier?"
    "No, we have in space with markiplier at home."
    In space with Markiplier at home:

    • @0_ooo0
      @0_ooo0 2 роки тому +83

      Uhh captain what the hell is hap-

    • @prabean69
      @prabean69 2 роки тому +47

      @@0_ooo0 What could go wrong with a crew like this?
      Alot

    • @SunshineGirl9898
      @SunshineGirl9898 2 роки тому +5

      I am just ​@@prabean69

    • @AbsoluteEgg
      @AbsoluteEgg 2 роки тому +2

      Your mom has a utube channnel its called ​@@SunshineGirl9898

    • @14758
      @14758 2 роки тому +2

      your boomer dad has an 69,420 year old account and it's called @LeEgg • 69,420 yrs ago

  • @fern7550
    @fern7550 3 роки тому +2115

    God, millions of years ago: OH THAT'S A METEOR, *I WAS JUST TRYING TO SPIN THE PLANET*

  • @vexalot2975
    @vexalot2975 3 роки тому +819

    Markiplier: *looks at a planet*
    Angel on his shoulderiplier: “it’s so pretty!”
    Devil on his shoulderiplier: “wipe them out…all of them”

    • @HopeHendershot-Moskal
      @HopeHendershot-Moskal 3 роки тому +28

      Angelplier and Devilplier as new egos? I'd allow it.

    • @AsherUniverse
      @AsherUniverse 3 роки тому +27

      @@HopeHendershot-Moskal i like that they're insinuating Mark's shoulders are both seperate egos

    • @chrisbfriedchicken3823
      @chrisbfriedchicken3823 3 роки тому +3

      Execute order 66

    • @commanderpinkie7617
      @commanderpinkie7617 3 роки тому +3

      Shoulderiplier stan forever ♾

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 3 роки тому +2

      What are you talking about, Mark _is_ the shoulder devil.

  • @syvulpie
    @syvulpie 7 місяців тому +49

    10:44 - "Get out of here Persephone, nobody cares about you Persephone"
    11:37 - 'Oh my god, I am so sorry, Persephone"
    Mark really is "sympathetic" with Persephone 😆😂

  • @veritydoyle7886
    @veritydoyle7886 2 роки тому +4552

    I love how Mark keeps referring to humans like he's not one of them "Humans are resilient, you know, you gotta give 'em that" 😂😂

  • @TheSaintPsycho
    @TheSaintPsycho 3 роки тому +598

    Markiplier: Hey, you might wanna duck.
    Narrator: Ducking did not help at all.

  • @bellsack8113
    @bellsack8113 3 роки тому +3439

    Alternate title: “Markiplier kills 741m people to draw a smiley face on a planet”

    • @Flowerbarrel
      @Flowerbarrel 3 роки тому +85

      Wow....was he Bill Cipher this whole time?

    • @Sirlightning12_
      @Sirlightning12_ 3 роки тому +6

      Duck them.

    • @Gnome_Tank
      @Gnome_Tank 3 роки тому +30

      "Accidentally"

    • @HumanitysStrongest
      @HumanitysStrongest 3 роки тому +26

      a small price to pay for *smiley face*

    • @mockzu
      @mockzu 3 роки тому +7

      @@dont9178 Well i cant since your profile picture has the quality from a youtube video from 2006.

  • @nox5634
    @nox5634 Рік тому +31

    10:25 wow just the way he said it makes me feel so... reassured ig.
    Its a weird feeling when he says this line but i kno that whenever i do it gives me some boost in moral and motiv.

  • @Robalexe
    @Robalexe 3 роки тому +2564

    Mark's love for terraformed Mars is wholesome.

    • @averagedrunkdriver
      @averagedrunkdriver 3 роки тому +63

      It was actually "cute"
      Not in a simpy way

    • @Mama03514
      @Mama03514 3 роки тому +5

      @@averagedrunkdriver nah

    • @williamvanroggen7773
      @williamvanroggen7773 3 роки тому +8

      Half of the vid is him talking about it

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 3 роки тому +57

      Get you a man who looks at you like Mark looks at terraformed Mars

    • @ALXZ_333
      @ALXZ_333 3 роки тому +1

      True

  • @cookiecar_
    @cookiecar_ 3 роки тому +1429

    - "Dude, wtf was that?"
    -- "I think it was a giant lazer"
    - *"Godammit it's that Markiplier guy again!!"*

    • @michaelscott9787
      @michaelscott9787 3 роки тому +11

      --- (gets a gun) *MAAAAAARRRK, WHERE ARE YOUUUUUU?*

    • @solarthefool
      @solarthefool 3 роки тому +9

      *Gigantic godiplier in the sky:* "OVER HERE!"

    • @nonenone151
      @nonenone151 3 роки тому +9

      nah fam thats greystillplays

    • @Pedro-uc3sw
      @Pedro-uc3sw 3 роки тому +6

      *the sun is a deadly lazer*

    • @saltycatt101
      @saltycatt101 3 роки тому

      Confusion???

  • @cyrilgigee4630
    @cyrilgigee4630 3 роки тому +523

    Epitaph for Mark:
    "He died on Mars. You might've assumed that, since you're currently reading his gravestone on Mars, but he really wanted everyone to know that he died on Mars. He also did a bunch of other stuff, much of which was arguably more noteworthy, but he mainly cared that everybody knew he died on Mars."

    • @fluffbutt1
      @fluffbutt1 3 роки тому +6

      Jojo reference

    • @0Ihs_
      @0Ihs_ 3 роки тому +18

      @@fluffbutt1 sir, an epitaph is the small text on a gravestone that purpose is to honor the one that died. i know there is a stand named epitaph in part 5 but like
      do you really need to spread it here?

    • @fluffbutt1
      @fluffbutt1 3 роки тому +4

      @@0Ihs_ yup

    • @imsotraumatized4079
      @imsotraumatized4079 3 роки тому +4

      @@0Ihs_ Jojo is ZA WARUDO so yes everyone should know just like how he wanted people to know he died on mars

    • @dots1761
      @dots1761 3 роки тому +2

      I read Epitaph and immediately knew I would find at least one JoJo fan

  • @S0larSt3rs
    @S0larSt3rs 8 місяців тому +22

    Mark: "I love you Persephone"
    Hades: " *Excuse me?* "

  • @mad_ace
    @mad_ace 3 роки тому +1391

    "You won't be on the naughty list if you kill Santa"
    Sometimes Mark's genius, it's almost frightening

    • @methmonster
      @methmonster 3 роки тому +19

      you'll be on a different list

    • @passerine2019
      @passerine2019 3 роки тому +16

      a hit list

    • @miyoko8380
      @miyoko8380 3 роки тому +8

      @@methmonster Satan favourite human list, instead of Santa naughty children list.

    • @DragonUH
      @DragonUH 3 роки тому +2

      Indeed

    • @hagenspringtrap9431
      @hagenspringtrap9431 3 роки тому +4

      Sometimes marks frightening is almost genius

  • @grayskyee
    @grayskyee 3 роки тому +861

    for Mark’s grave on mars:
    “This not-masochist owned five ovens. Rip.”

  • @KingBagool
    @KingBagool 3 роки тому +703

    *Mark presses speed up button* "why's that matter"
    also Mark: *waits for 5 minutes to cut world in half*

    • @britannia3421
      @britannia3421 3 роки тому +3

      @James Montgomery maybe make a decent comment worth liking instead of complaining?

    • @Ezper-2099
      @Ezper-2099 3 роки тому +1

      @@britannia3421 agreed

  • @myotheraccountgotbannedlol8515
    @myotheraccountgotbannedlol8515 Рік тому +33

    23:19
    "Theres nothing we can do... "
    -Markiplier and Napoleon

  • @theslizzlemeister5862
    @theslizzlemeister5862 3 роки тому +795

    Mark: “I’m patient.”
    Me: “BUT THERE’S A FAST FORWARD BUTTON!!!”

  • @ARYAN-mt9qf
    @ARYAN-mt9qf 3 роки тому +405

    Markiplier: what would be the gain from it?
    Alien species: Entertainment...

  • @xx__wolfieandflooftastic__4941
    @xx__wolfieandflooftastic__4941 3 роки тому +465

    Mark: "Persephone, you ain't lookin' so bad-"
    Hades: *I'm sorry-?*

  • @TheHunter77632
    @TheHunter77632 9 місяців тому +18

    An entire population sacrificed to make the planet a smiley face

  • @nazispy4537
    @nazispy4537 3 роки тому +1048

    Earth: *exists*
    Mark: : "Time to die"
    Smaller Earth: *exists*
    Mark: "My wittle baby"

    • @ThisisAEDEN
      @ThisisAEDEN 3 роки тому +1

      Wat?

    • @annyncn
      @annyncn 3 роки тому +1

      @Stella Armstrong lmfao

    • @AleksandraSudobina
      @AleksandraSudobina 3 роки тому

      @Stella Armstrong then why your name is "Stella"?
      Looking Lesbian...

    • @annyncn
      @annyncn 3 роки тому

      @@AleksandraSudobina no problem with that babe

    • @Hi-xk4ii
      @Hi-xk4ii 3 роки тому

      @TheMixerGame YEAH we all are

  • @xjdjaws
    @xjdjaws 3 роки тому +1245

    Mark talking about how much he loves Terraformed Mars is so nice.

    • @JustinGoncalves
      @JustinGoncalves 3 роки тому +25

      Hope it wont turn out like doom

    • @TheDaemon66
      @TheDaemon66 3 роки тому +11

      I came here to comment this. It was so pleasant

    • @AnonymousMajesty-qn2op
      @AnonymousMajesty-qn2op 3 роки тому +2

      U right

    • @OfficialWRX
      @OfficialWRX 3 роки тому +3

      I saw the rapture! Jesus Christ came back for his children and we were brought with him up into heaven! He split the skies and I saw many bright white spirits in Christ riding up with me and were saved! Have you accepted Christ before it’s too late? Please repent of your sins for a chance at eternal life!!!

    • @Ace-eu4ui
      @Ace-eu4ui 3 роки тому +13

      @@OfficialWRX no.

  • @beatz7190
    @beatz7190 3 роки тому +723

    Mark: “I’m simply trying to turn the planet”
    Also Mark: *Kills 300 million people in the process*

    • @Dylan-xi6cs
      @Dylan-xi6cs 3 роки тому +6

      I was laughing my head off when I read this

    • @eggroll7287
      @eggroll7287 3 роки тому +5

      He could just wait a year

    • @Dolphin_Wooo
      @Dolphin_Wooo 3 роки тому

      dont worry i paused it before he attacked the world

    • @offficialbreado1612
      @offficialbreado1612 3 роки тому

      I wonder if im one of them🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @ZacharyHarpel
    @ZacharyHarpel 4 місяці тому +8

    16:47 "What're you gonna do? You're so cute. What are you gonna do?"
    Casually proceeds to cut the world in half 💀

  • @smackconfessional
    @smackconfessional 3 роки тому +549

    *Throws the moon at Earth.*
    Moments later: "I can't destroy teraformed Mars."

  • @megadangerman3170
    @megadangerman3170 2 роки тому +4485

    "God, I love space so much"
    Then, Markiplier had an idea. Thus, In Space with Markiplier was born.

    • @michael2350
      @michael2350 2 роки тому +20

      Exactly what I thaught xD

    • @skrum7005
      @skrum7005 2 роки тому +23

      in space with markiplier was already being made before this

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma 2 роки тому +15

      @@skrum7005 The Joke
      Your head

    • @skrum7005
      @skrum7005 2 роки тому +1

      @@Naokarma wut

    • @thomasregimbal989
      @thomasregimbal989 2 роки тому +3

      He had the idea for in space by the time heist was wrapping up

  • @pan7788
    @pan7788 3 роки тому +913

    Mark: *ends all life form existence on earth*
    Also mark: “accidentally”

    • @biglittleguy
      @biglittleguy 3 роки тому +6

      “There are no accidents”
      -Master Oogway

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 3 роки тому +2

      Eh, I believe it lol. Man can't take a walk without breaking his foot XD

  • @itz_luluafton9523
    @itz_luluafton9523 Рік тому +15

    i love how mark sends 3 moons flying through the earth, and his first thought was that he killed santa.

  • @rubberduck3584
    @rubberduck3584 3 роки тому +747

    It’s comforting to know that all of humanity would “accidentally” die if we were in mark’s hands

    • @anafu-sankanashi8933
      @anafu-sankanashi8933 3 роки тому +27

      Let's be honest, it would be destroyed in anyone's hands.

    • @Avanizer
      @Avanizer 3 роки тому +7

      @@anafu-sankanashi8933 yuppp

    • @reap3514
      @reap3514 3 роки тому +3

      @@anafu-sankanashi8933 fair

    • @howaboutno7429
      @howaboutno7429 3 роки тому +5

      @@anafu-sankanashi8933 especially gray

    • @hoodie6230
      @hoodie6230 3 роки тому +3

      @@howaboutno7429 DEFINITELY Gray

  • @Playopedia
    @Playopedia 2 роки тому +2293

    **kills millions of innocent lives**
    Mark: "Send the moon to crash into Earth, which is dope."
    **kills Santa**
    Mark: **hysteric sobbing**

    • @TheRealAlbinosquirrel444
      @TheRealAlbinosquirrel444 2 роки тому +35

      It’s quality over quantity in mark’s eyes.

    • @jimmyrossmeissl6644
      @jimmyrossmeissl6644 2 роки тому +14

      Sorry kids, Christmas is cancelled this year

    • @tjjavier
      @tjjavier 2 роки тому +5

      Hahahahaha! 🤣

    • @Vicioussnakeboy
      @Vicioussnakeboy Рік тому +11

      ​@@jimmyrossmeissl6644 Correction: Kids, christmas is cancelled forever, and our Earth may soon spiral out of control

    • @godslampe
      @godslampe Рік тому

      santa:(fucking dead)

  • @KhezuOnYourScreen
    @KhezuOnYourScreen 3 роки тому +505

    "Is Santa real, dad?"
    "No, he's dead. Got hit with a bunch moons"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +1

      My haters throw rocks at me and IT hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! I am the funniest UA-camr EVAH! Please agree, dear ryu

    • @user-xb1ls7pv6e
      @user-xb1ls7pv6e 3 роки тому +9

      @@AxxLAfriku wtf

    • @Hiroyukikin
      @Hiroyukikin 3 роки тому +3

      Weird

    • @franz_vlogs8864
      @franz_vlogs8864 3 роки тому +3

      @@AxxLAfriku no

    • @prosperosmoon
      @prosperosmoon 3 роки тому +2

      @@AxxLAfriku by rocks do you mean moons?

  • @lizzystanfield356
    @lizzystanfield356 9 місяців тому +7

    8:36 is when he adores the mars terraforming

  • @geronimostilton2861
    @geronimostilton2861 3 роки тому +749

    “I don’t want to say something’s impossible, because if enough people dream it, maybe it is.” -Marsiplier 2021

    • @AAAA-ui9ni
      @AAAA-ui9ni 3 роки тому +13

      lol marsiplier “mars”

    • @SlickONick
      @SlickONick 3 роки тому +2

      Wisdom.

    • @xxqino
      @xxqino 3 роки тому +4

      Marsiplier Indeed

    • @umm7453
      @umm7453 3 роки тому

      )

    • @janmiro5047
      @janmiro5047 3 роки тому +2

      marsiplier
      edit: i just got the joke im an asshole

  • @lawrencewright2329
    @lawrencewright2329 2 роки тому +1224

    “That wasn’t so bad”
    A few seconds later:
    All life on Persephone ceases to exist.

    • @ShutUp359
      @ShutUp359 Рік тому

      @@MarioPagni-fz2sb excuse me dafuq?

    • @MarioPagni-fz2sb
      @MarioPagni-fz2sb Рік тому

      @@ShutUp359 i deleted it

    • @ShutUp359
      @ShutUp359 Рік тому

      @@MarioPagni-fz2sb I forgot to screenshot 😑😖😒😫

  • @oriyenamoojoong
    @oriyenamoojoong 3 роки тому +201

    For those who do not know what 고진감래 means, it can be translated as 'Sweetness comes after bitterness.' It means that after all the agony that you go through, there will be the moments of joy.

    • @smiley3085
      @smiley3085 3 роки тому +3

      thank you for this comment

    • @oriyenamoojoong
      @oriyenamoojoong 3 роки тому

      苦盡甘來

    • @kevind.3074
      @kevind.3074 3 роки тому +5

      So he finally got the sourpatch kids sponsorship

  • @silvermoon9021
    @silvermoon9021 8 місяців тому +7

    “Yeah that’ll buff out” damn near made me spit out my drink

  • @jev2359
    @jev2359 3 роки тому +398

    Markiplier: mars would be the best backup if the world blew up.
    CallMeKevin: Let's destroy mars too because I think they'll flee there.

    • @MineCraftArcherGirl
      @MineCraftArcherGirl 3 роки тому +10

      finally, a man of taste

    • @DioLT
      @DioLT 3 роки тому +20

      "There are two types of people"

    • @jev2359
      @jev2359 3 роки тому +12

      @@DioLT the duality of man.

    • @dhampir_days
      @dhampir_days 3 роки тому +10

      Mark has some remorse. Kevin does not.

    • @jaidendetering8734
      @jaidendetering8734 3 роки тому +1

      @@dhampir_days such a true comment

  • @thatguy_5240
    @thatguy_5240 3 роки тому +593

    Markiplier: "Im starting out with baby steps, I dont like to go full hog"
    GrayStillPlays: "MORE ZEROS"

    • @ManiacalBlueberry
      @ManiacalBlueberry 3 роки тому +64

      "THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS"
      Also, I was waiting for a GrayStillPlays reference.

    • @evansparkles
      @evansparkles 3 роки тому +13

      @@ManiacalBlueberry Same

    • @RebelAngelForever
      @RebelAngelForever 3 роки тому +35

      Ah GrayStillPlays is so under appreciated 😭❤️

    • @evansparkles
      @evansparkles 3 роки тому +11

      @@RebelAngelForever yes he is

    • @aimbotxdaniel6573
      @aimbotxdaniel6573 3 роки тому +8

      Lol when I read you say “baby steps” at the exact same time I here mark say baby steps XD what a coincidence XD

  • @celsoramireznavarrete4163
    @celsoramireznavarrete4163 3 роки тому +563

    Markiplier: "Just give America a big ol´high five"
    Mexico: "Ora"

  • @nicklazy4207
    @nicklazy4207 2 місяці тому +1

    15:56 the look of "wonder what it does" to "Hooly sh*t" is PERFECT🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @_diabetes6495
    @_diabetes6495 3 роки тому +753

    RIP Mark - “He wasn’t a masochist, he just wanted to see if his body could handle space without a suit.”

    • @natalielukens4525
      @natalielukens4525 3 роки тому +6

      this comment. needs more. LIKES!!

    • @_diabetes6495
      @_diabetes6495 3 роки тому +2

      @@natalielukens4525 aww thank you 😊

    • @Fenis1754
      @Fenis1754 3 роки тому

      @@_diabetes6495 sorry to say this but she's fake

    • @strawberrycoolatta
      @strawberrycoolatta 2 роки тому

      @@Fenis1754 no that’s a real person -mike

  • @thehopesystem3795
    @thehopesystem3795 3 роки тому +425

    "Here lies Mark Fischbach: He liked space, so he came to Mars to die. Last words 'this is so cool.'"

    • @themarauder6739
      @themarauder6739 3 роки тому +4

      Rest in Space Peace

    • @Nervadane
      @Nervadane 3 роки тому +6

      His skeleton was found in the cheering position on the top of the highest peak, with a giant smile on it's face. His last moments, bouncing and shouting how awesome it all was

    • @shravan1005
      @shravan1005 3 роки тому +4

      "This is so coooooool"
      Everyone : **Vietnam Flashbacks**

  • @jacoblojewski8729
    @jacoblojewski8729 3 роки тому +188

    "Here lies Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach, who wanted to die on Mars. He didn't, but we shipped his body here anyway."

  • @your.local_ghost
    @your.local_ghost Рік тому +7

    half of this video is mark gushing about how beautiful and amazing terraformed mars is, and i'm 100% here for it

  • @ShadowDancer1000
    @ShadowDancer1000 3 роки тому +2455

    Fun fact: the “lightning” is actually massive gama rays created from dying stars

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 3 роки тому +90

      It looks like a big ass, magicka-devouring spell from Skyrim and nothing less.

    • @ShadowDancer1000
      @ShadowDancer1000 3 роки тому +94

      Due to scientific theory, Jotaro and DIO are the strongest characters in anime. Breaking down time stop, the ability to stop time can be translated to slowing it down by an infinite amount. Because Jotaro and DIO can move freely within this time stop, they essentially bypass the slow of time. In order to do this however, they basically generate an infinite amount of kinetic energy out of nowhere, but is restrained because of stopped time. This means that once time stop ends...
      The entire universe fucking dies.

    • @femboyeggy8947
      @femboyeggy8947 3 роки тому +28

      @@ShadowDancer1000 bows down to superior big brain

    • @ShadowDancer1000
      @ShadowDancer1000 3 роки тому +17

      @@femboyeggy8947 I don’t know if you noticed but you just called someone a big brain meanwhile the first word in their scientific megachad speech is spelled wrong. Not anymore though.

    • @eliferguson3422
      @eliferguson3422 3 роки тому +18

      @@ShadowDancer1000 my brain can't handle these big boy words you speak of.

  • @Cyrotech
    @Cyrotech 3 роки тому +4661

    I will vouch so hard for Mark to get to visit space, with SpaceX doing all that stuff its very likely

    • @yellomonky4272
      @yellomonky4272 3 роки тому +122

      Verified=likes=facts
      Jk though, im sure mark would have to go back as soon as he hits his nose inside his helmet and it fractures *again*

    • @okikartika5830
      @okikartika5830 3 роки тому +7

      @@BonahPerson why?

    • @Buckle-Bucky
      @Buckle-Bucky 3 роки тому +57

      To go to space you need to be trained. And to be able to get trained you need to go to college for 6 years. And mark hasn't been through college. Sorry to say it but, mark ain't going to space

    • @real_abender
      @real_abender 3 роки тому +6

      @@okikartika5830 It's a bot, report it

    • @hjoehj0996
      @hjoehj0996 3 роки тому +81

      @@Buckle-Bucky maybe if space tourism becomes a thing

  • @nategreat0040
    @nategreat0040 3 роки тому +1195

    “You’re not on the naughty list if Santa’s dead” ~Mark 2021

  • @Breakvan.
    @Breakvan. Рік тому +9

    mark: I LOVE SPACE! THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL!
    also mark: turns the earth into a necklace bead

  • @elijahdechert5322
    @elijahdechert5322 3 роки тому +401

    The quiet “oh… there went Africa.” Really got me

  • @scaredyghosts
    @scaredyghosts 3 роки тому +1969

    "I didn't mean to turn the earth into a Fleshlight"
    -Markiplier 2021

    • @hibikimitsuki7443
      @hibikimitsuki7443 3 роки тому +24

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @mytheonix6503
      @mytheonix6503 3 роки тому +32

      its Earth chan

    • @robertmiller1109
      @robertmiller1109 3 роки тому +9

      @@hibikimitsuki7443 how do you manage the lenny face on a mobile device wise one
      Because I only know how to do this
      👁👄👁

    • @bransbites6675
      @bransbites6675 3 роки тому +24

      @@robertmiller1109 The ancient, tried and true method of copy and paste, my dear commenter

    • @robertmiller1109
      @robertmiller1109 3 роки тому +8

      @@bransbites6675 thank you wise one

  • @ebonykn1ght238
    @ebonykn1ght238 3 роки тому +612

    "I can't be on the naughty list because Santa is dead."
    Markiplier 2021

    • @King_Luigi
      @King_Luigi 3 роки тому +13

      We'll put that on his Tombstone when he gets to Mars.

    • @Thomas_Angelo
      @Thomas_Angelo 3 роки тому +2

      *SANTA DOESN'T EXIST! I KILLED HIM MY SELF*

    • @addi2371
      @addi2371 3 роки тому +2

      @@Thomas_Angelo omg that's just wow........U-U noice

  • @elnonymous
    @elnonymous Рік тому +3

    *mysterious eternal being literally punches a hole in earth*
    Mark: Kinda pitiful. Kinda pathetic.

  • @spoody7259
    @spoody7259 3 роки тому +284

    Mark: 'Y'know what? You need eyebrows'
    Also Mark: *proceeds to kill 200 million people with a giant space laser*

    • @speedstick8981
      @speedstick8981 3 роки тому +1

      Ya know, GrayStillPlays as been torturing the earth for far longer lol.

    • @iamafuckingfailure
      @iamafuckingfailure 3 роки тому

      @@speedstick8981 ok, but this is markiplier tho

  • @ExtremeAcer
    @ExtremeAcer 3 роки тому +156

    People on Terraformed Mars: "Ey Billy, have you ever noticed that big hole through the Earth?
    "Nah... but damn does Persephone look good today 😏"
    "Ahh those luscious lips"

  • @V3XUploads
    @V3XUploads 3 роки тому +2024

    "Space. It's so beautiful. The elegance. The story of why. I love space."
    -Markiplier 2016

    • @mobslaya_4547
      @mobslaya_4547 3 роки тому +67

      "Ohhh, that's sooooo coOooOool, so cOoooOl, oh it's so pretty! So pretty."

    • @yuukimakoto1386
      @yuukimakoto1386 3 роки тому +37

      @@mobslaya_4547 there are billions and billions of stars, oh look, there are billions and billions of galaxies, ALRIGHT

    • @enobekuJ
      @enobekuJ 3 роки тому +22

      @@yuukimakoto1386 there is nothing i like more than SPACE! So let's blow something up here (let's blow something up here) oh oh oh

    • @Meep_Meep
      @Meep_Meep 3 роки тому +15

      @@enobekuJ if there was a program to go into space with like a 100% chance of dying. I would be first in line if they needed brave volunteers or stupid volunteers, I would be there so fast!

    • @enobekuJ
      @enobekuJ 3 роки тому +11

      @@Meep_Meep oh that's so coooooool so cooooool my computer can't handle the rendering. Oh that's so cooooool so cooooool oh it's so pretty! So pretty.

  • @katiek2854
    @katiek2854 Рік тому +6

    Mark: *talks about how amazing life on Mars would be*
    Also Mark: *draws a face on Persephony*

  • @corvusnull5204
    @corvusnull5204 3 роки тому +629

    "Here lies Markiplier, the man who loved space as much as he hated the ocean."

    • @dont9790
      @dont9790 3 роки тому

      ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÈ ҎÎḈ₸ŬŘÈ

    • @Ragehunger
      @Ragehunger 3 роки тому +11

      What I had in mind was "Mark Fischbach - his love for space outshined his fear of the ocean". But it could work either way.

    • @AndryC4
      @AndryC4 3 роки тому +4

      @@dont9790 alright, I won't

    • @mrhalfsaid1389
      @mrhalfsaid1389 3 роки тому +2

      @@dont9790 WeWpSeE pEwPsEe I did read it

    • @jahanterrells9010
      @jahanterrells9010 3 роки тому +1

      @@dont9790 ok

  • @kevinpierce9780
    @kevinpierce9780 3 роки тому +448

    Here lies Mark Fischbach.
    His last words were: "Would a masochist do this?”

  • @gods-jester
    @gods-jester 3 роки тому +246

    let’s all take a minute to appreciate the resurgence of “Space is So Cool”

  • @chanulopatha
    @chanulopatha 9 місяців тому +2

    13:15 Mark: launches the nuke out of curiosity
    *Starts releasing energy
    Mark: thats not so bad
    *Nuke starts aborbing energy for final explosion
    Mark: *instant regret. 😂

  • @TheDeinonychus
    @TheDeinonychus 3 роки тому +795

    On Markiplier's grave, on Mars, shall be written "I didn't mean to turn Earth into a fleshlight.."

  • @Casedilla73
    @Casedilla73 3 роки тому +660

    “Tearing apart every chair in sight”
    Classic Markiplier.

    • @AMetalChair
      @AMetalChair 3 роки тому +10

      :(

    • @lillian9680
      @lillian9680 3 роки тому +8

      Lol, I read this comment right when he said it

    • @Tegan_The_Nobody
      @Tegan_The_Nobody 3 роки тому +6

      Memento Mori

    • @knightmare6619
      @knightmare6619 3 роки тому +12

      Flashback to mark playing getting over it

    • @Casedilla73
      @Casedilla73 3 роки тому +4

      @@AMetalChair It’s so sad that people just have no respect for chairs these days.

  • @Tounushi
    @Tounushi 3 роки тому +179

    "Thought it would be a bigger black hole..."
    Most stellar-massed black holes are a few miles across. That one was over a thousand, so its mass would've been in the range of 450 solar masses.
    And yes, its effects were underwhelming. Everything should've fallen into it. Including the Sun.

    • @plumeria1985
      @plumeria1985 3 роки тому +2

      I appreciate what I've learned from this comment. Thank you 👍

    • @jypustudios
      @jypustudios 3 роки тому +2

      Smart (: 👍

    • @kole6150
      @kole6150 3 роки тому +2

      @Nolan Santelli which also isn't accurate. It wouldn't have sircummbed to Hawking radiation that quickly due to its large size. And it would at least still be able to engulf the Earth for the amount of time it was present

  • @antman151
    @antman151 Рік тому +6

    He should play this again sometime. I play it myself on occasion and they have updated it a lot since this video. The effects and stuff are much better now than they were when he uploaded this.

  • @aplimsollpunk2738
    @aplimsollpunk2738 3 роки тому +480

    "He had an affinity for squirrels. Some say he was their king" - Markiplier's grave on mars, probably.

  • @liz_flywithowlsl8508
    @liz_flywithowlsl8508 3 роки тому +872

    Markiplier:”Oh no, I killed Santa!”
    Also Markiplier:”oh well, I won’t be in the naughty list cause he’s dead” 😂

    • @prettyme83
      @prettyme83 3 роки тому +1

      Ya i agree

    • @sugarskullbyte3773
      @sugarskullbyte3773 3 роки тому +2

      I thought of the Markiplier TV Bloopers where he was riffing as Warfstache that he killed Santa. :3

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 3 роки тому

      @Regular Gamer stop forcing religion down people’s throats, that’s how you get people to not want to be in your religion.

  • @leafean3609
    @leafean3609 3 роки тому +821

    Markiplier after accidentally sending an asteroid to destroy brazil : "Sorry Brazil"
    Brazil : *insert crying cat with thumbs up meme*

    • @wsawbi6402
      @wsawbi6402 3 роки тому +18

      Now I don't have to worry about being sent to Brazil

    • @lailablanchette1927
      @lailablanchette1927 3 роки тому +1

      Cringe

    • @mode3763
      @mode3763 3 роки тому

      @@lailablanchette1927 no u

    • @quentin9676
      @quentin9676 3 роки тому

      @@wsawbi6402 Are you sure about that?

    • @BoganFromBama
      @BoganFromBama 3 роки тому

      No more ‘Come to Brazil’ memes

  • @Jeaniebuellerismyhero
    @Jeaniebuellerismyhero Місяць тому

    I love the way Mark marveled at the idea of terraforming Mars. It's so fun to hear Mark talk about what he's passionate about 🥰🥰 great game to play after ISWM as well!

  • @FredsSafeWord
    @FredsSafeWord 3 роки тому +770

    Imagine some aliens or another civilization comes and destroys your home planet by Drawing a face on it.

    • @pati1713
      @pati1713 3 роки тому +14

      MAKEOVER TIME

    • @americanstruggler587
      @americanstruggler587 3 роки тому +5

      Trollface

    • @HanSanwich
      @HanSanwich 3 роки тому +15

      Didn’t Bill Cipher do something like that

    • @robjohnsonmusicandgaming
      @robjohnsonmusicandgaming 3 роки тому +1

      But their face has like 6000 features xD

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 3 роки тому +5

      I wouldn’t be disappointed. At least we would know that extra terrestrial civilizations have humor.

  • @irysapostle9thapostleofthe318
    @irysapostle9thapostleofthe318 3 роки тому +452

    Markiplier: i like to take baby steps
    *Proceeds to hurl megatons of asteroid directly at my country

    • @MarlboroManiac
      @MarlboroManiac 3 роки тому +10

      Bonk

    • @scoutman66
      @scoutman66 3 роки тому +12

      How did you survive those asteroids bro?

    • @aceshroud6098
      @aceshroud6098 3 роки тому +11

      He's just built different

    • @aceshroud6098
      @aceshroud6098 3 роки тому +4

      @@scoutman66 wait how did you survive

    • @scoutman66
      @scoutman66 3 роки тому +8

      @@aceshroud6098 I was on the high ground

  • @hallieeramos
    @hallieeramos 3 роки тому +330

    For Mark's grave on Mars: "He finally found out how much he could handle."

  • @ShadowFlame-zv5yd
    @ShadowFlame-zv5yd Рік тому +3

    Mark: Gosh i love space
    Also mark:*destoys multiple people*

  • @Haysey_Draws
    @Haysey_Draws 3 роки тому +256

    People of earth "WHY IS GOD DESTORYNG US?!"
    Godiplier "I'm SORRY, i was simply trying to turn!"

    • @glogloflexin5083
      @glogloflexin5083 3 роки тому +2

      I just made the same comment without reading this comment I apologize but I will not be deleting my comment

    • @bvslinkyone9842
      @bvslinkyone9842 3 роки тому

      True, LOL 😂😂

  • @thrashandburn10221
    @thrashandburn10221 3 роки тому +201

    "Who knew the sun was so fragile?"
    --S Tier supervillain line

    • @lolzism1
      @lolzism1 3 роки тому +4

      Underrated comment of the day right here!

  • @nrbnerd555
    @nrbnerd555 3 роки тому +423

    “Here lies Mark ‘Markiplier’ Fischbach
    He died as he lived:
    Screaming into the Void”

  • @anomalytm05
    @anomalytm05 2 місяці тому +1

    10:29 Well, it would certainly be a multi generational project if one does appear.

  • @turixrios
    @turixrios 3 роки тому +631

    Game called “Solar Smash”
    Markiplier: *downloads just to admire terraformed mars*

    • @brll5733
      @brll5733 3 роки тому +4

      That was a surpisingly but welcome wholesome moment

    • @cual686
      @cual686 3 роки тому

      I went onto the game and completely annihilated it myself shortly after he spared it.

    • @thebetaman
      @thebetaman 3 роки тому

      @@cual686 Good job

  • @AwolSlayz
    @AwolSlayz 3 роки тому +198

    Mark: * Posts video about Chica's birthday *
    Mark literally 5 hours later: *So I blew up Earth...*

  • @WohlfePac
    @WohlfePac 3 роки тому +866

    "I wasn't a Masochist, I knew I could take it."
    Markiplier 2085

    • @HyacinthusueH
      @HyacinthusueH 3 роки тому +3

      You got me

    • @sora.2447
      @sora.2447 3 роки тому +5

      can I ask what a Masochist is?

    • @salem7340
      @salem7340 3 роки тому +2

      Key word is "wasn't"

    • @lostchild9897
      @lostchild9897 3 роки тому +4

      @@sora.2447 the people who get pleasure from pain

    • @kingjoshy8585
      @kingjoshy8585 3 роки тому +1

      I am the 666th like

  • @dragongamerandart
    @dragongamerandart Рік тому +3

    "He was a great man with a great dream, and committed to many of his funny, wonderful, and enjoyable works. There were some of 'those' videos, but that made him even more lovable."
    That is what should be on Mark's grave... on mars...
    but in all honesty you are amazing beyond the vocabulary that fits in my head

  • @berkutcy47
    @berkutcy47 3 роки тому +260

    God killing us with asteroids:
    "im JUST trying to scroll! im so sorry!"

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 3 роки тому +155

    "Well I can't be on [Santa's] naughty list if he's dead."
    No no, he's got a point.

  • @mr.youseeks5074
    @mr.youseeks5074 3 роки тому +230

    “You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Earth!”
    Mark: New objective- shoot a hole into Earth.

    • @drayelemons8111
      @drayelemons8111 3 роки тому +1

      Darkiplier and Googleiplier are working together.

    • @librarianseth5572
      @librarianseth5572 3 роки тому

      DOOOM

    • @notsmii7y
      @notsmii7y 3 роки тому +1

      Markiplier straight up when full doom slayer on Mars eventually

    • @chadderbug7587
      @chadderbug7587 3 роки тому +1

      Considering how much of a deep connection he has, he'd probably love this comment. Though I do question why he hasn't played The Ancient Gods yet.

  • @TheWalkingMeme360
    @TheWalkingMeme360 11 місяців тому +1

    Mark: no one really cares about Venus
    No long after: BREAKING NEWS AS POSSIBILITY OF LIFE IS DISCOVERED ON VENUS