I love the fact that there's an alternate universe where Mark is screaming and crying and ripping up every chair in sight and nobody knows because the video was never uploaded.
Mark: *passionately talking about space, terraforming, and the future of humanity* Also Mark: *brutally destroying all of Earth in various ways multiple times*
20:12: Lixian zooming in on 530m dead while Mark says, “Everyone’s still alive.” The sass of this editor even when his avatar isn’t on screen is legendary.
This is funny because, yes, Hades would kill someone who flirts with his wife. And if you have to piss off literally any god Hades is your best bet to only die and probably not eternally suffer
Epitaph for Mark: "He died on Mars. You might've assumed that, since you're currently reading his gravestone on Mars, but he really wanted everyone to know that he died on Mars. He also did a bunch of other stuff, much of which was arguably more noteworthy, but he mainly cared that everybody knew he died on Mars."
@@fluffbutt1 sir, an epitaph is the small text on a gravestone that purpose is to honor the one that died. i know there is a stand named epitaph in part 5 but like do you really need to spread it here?
I feel like if we were to try and terraform Mars, would it not make sense to attempt to turn a desert into fertile land (maybe by relocating the fauna or doing so in a way that allows said fauna to properly adapt to its new ecosystem) and use studies done from that to further research how to terraform a planet?
We aren't even on track to keep the planet we got habitable. Anybody that thinks terraforming another planet is anything other than a sci-fi pipe dream is out of their mind or trying to sell you something. Or both.
Rip Markiplier: Died on Mars after trying to solo terraform it by himself and letting himself get punched by cosmic horror. Not because he's a masochist, just to see what his body can handle
10:25 wow just the way he said it makes me feel so... reassured ig. Its a weird feeling when he says this line but i kno that whenever i do it gives me some boost in moral and motiv.
10:44 - "Get out of here Persephone, nobody cares about you Persephone" 11:37 - 'Oh my god, I am so sorry, Persephone" Mark really is "sympathetic" with Persephone 😆😂
I saw the rapture! Jesus Christ came back for his children and we were brought with him up into heaven! He split the skies and I saw many bright white spirits in Christ riding up with me and were saved! Have you accepted Christ before it’s too late? Please repent of your sins for a chance at eternal life!!!
For those who do not know what 고진감래 means, it can be translated as 'Sweetness comes after bitterness.' It means that after all the agony that you go through, there will be the moments of joy.
Due to scientific theory, Jotaro and DIO are the strongest characters in anime. Breaking down time stop, the ability to stop time can be translated to slowing it down by an infinite amount. Because Jotaro and DIO can move freely within this time stop, they essentially bypass the slow of time. In order to do this however, they basically generate an infinite amount of kinetic energy out of nowhere, but is restrained because of stopped time. This means that once time stop ends... The entire universe fucking dies.
@@femboyeggy8947 I don’t know if you noticed but you just called someone a big brain meanwhile the first word in their scientific megachad speech is spelled wrong. Not anymore though.
His skeleton was found in the cheering position on the top of the highest peak, with a giant smile on it's face. His last moments, bouncing and shouting how awesome it all was
@@enobekuJ if there was a program to go into space with like a 100% chance of dying. I would be first in line if they needed brave volunteers or stupid volunteers, I would be there so fast!
To go to space you need to be trained. And to be able to get trained you need to go to college for 6 years. And mark hasn't been through college. Sorry to say it but, mark ain't going to space
My haters throw rocks at me and IT hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! I am the funniest UA-camr EVAH! Please agree, dear ryu
He should play this again sometime. I play it myself on occasion and they have updated it a lot since this video. The effects and stuff are much better now than they were when he uploaded this.
"Thought it would be a bigger black hole..." Most stellar-massed black holes are a few miles across. That one was over a thousand, so its mass would've been in the range of 450 solar masses. And yes, its effects were underwhelming. Everything should've fallen into it. Including the Sun.
@Nolan Santelli which also isn't accurate. It wouldn't have sircummbed to Hawking radiation that quickly due to its large size. And it would at least still be able to engulf the Earth for the amount of time it was present
13:15 Mark: launches the nuke out of curiosity *Starts releasing energy Mark: thats not so bad *Nuke starts aborbing energy for final explosion Mark: *instant regret. 😂
"accidentally"
woah
Nice
Yes
Sup loser
Lol
I love the fact that there's an alternate universe where Mark is screaming and crying and ripping up every chair in sight and nobody knows because the video was never uploaded.
Coool BIG BRAIN
NICE
**nice,**
Same
Omg I'm dead
Mark: “I don’t like to go whole hog immediately.”
Also mark: “I didn’t mean to turn the earth into a flesh light.”
Ruh roh raggy
earth chan
aLsO mArK: Well at least I won't be on the naughty list since Santa is dead.. .w.
also mark: 😟there goes africa
2k
Mark: *passionately talking about space, terraforming, and the future of humanity*
Also Mark: *brutally destroying all of Earth in various ways multiple times*
1st reply
There's some duality there. Although, to be fair, I love the idea of Terra-forming a planet like Mars.
Well yeah, earth isn't space :V
@@simulacrumdei6462 Well technically i suppose you're kinda right...
Hi spongbob
20:12: Lixian zooming in on 530m dead while Mark says, “Everyone’s still alive.”
The sass of this editor even when his avatar isn’t on screen is legendary.
Galactus be like "im sorry, i just wanted to turn around your planet to see it, im SORRY, didnt mean to send a shotgun of asteroids again"
wut
@@mr.borger2192 Same reaction here
Your art and animations are phenomenal!
@@fantasticdonut988 yeah no shit sherlock
@@fantasticdonut988 no that's Galactus, not Galactic. Galactic is a word that means in relation to a galaxy
"The only thing he ever liked more than himself was space"
What kind of space
@@OkayIGuessImKai personal space
Truer words have never been spoken
And probably his dog.
"Do you think god-" NOT ANYMORE WITH THIS FELLA-
15:57 I love how Mark's eyes just widen in shock and his face morphs from curiosity to confused horror.
Mark: **sees mars** It’s just too beautiful, I can’t destroy it.
Mark: **sees his home planet** *time to burn*
*wonder why.*
@TIV67 Playz im not reading that sorry
@TIV67 Playz I'm Atheist sorry friend
@TIV67 Playz Don’t force your beliefs on random people, also that’s is completely irrelevant to the comment?
@TIV67 Playz look i know youre a christian and all but dont try to force your religion on others
"Here lies Markiplier.
Foolish is the man who flirts with Persephone, for Hades is a jealous god and man shall earn his scorn."
Greek history ref. XD
Persephone and Hades ref.
I hope he's got money for the ferryman.
OMG 666 LIKES 😮😮
This is funny because, yes, Hades would kill someone who flirts with his wife.
And if you have to piss off literally any god Hades is your best bet to only die and probably not eternally suffer
Mark's love for terraformed Mars is wholesome.
It was actually "cute"
Not in a simpy way
@@averagedrunkdriver nah
Half of the vid is him talking about it
Get you a man who looks at you like Mark looks at terraformed Mars
True
Imagine one day you look up to the sky and see a gigant markiplier face surrounded by missiles heading towards you
for Mark’s grave on mars:
“This not-masochist owned five ovens. Rip.”
Yes
"E"
@@Stone-TheThird
woman of culture* but yes thank you
@@grayskyee I apologise, it has been corrected
God, millions of years ago: OH THAT'S A METEOR, *I WAS JUST TRYING TO SPIN THE PLANET*
And thus is how the moon was created.
Why god?
🤣🤣🤣
@@kspedaliere Well he created the universe or everything
@@lethimdohisworkforyou1177 yeah hes right kiiuchiix
"oh no"
- Mark, as he slaughters tens of millions of people in seconds
Not millions...
Billions😳
@@IamaUser2 well atleast 1.26 billion
“Well Might as-well keep going”
6:44.
As one man once said. Oh no! Anyways.
I love how, out of everyone he's killing, the only person he's upset about killing is Santa Claus.
He's not going to get presents for Christmas anymore, of course he's upset
Santa is like the embodiment of childlike wonder and joy of course he's upset
It’s comforting to know that all of humanity would “accidentally” die if we were in mark’s hands
Let's be honest, it would be destroyed in anyone's hands.
@@anafu-sankanashi8933 yuppp
@@anafu-sankanashi8933 fair
@@anafu-sankanashi8933 especially gray
@@howaboutno7429 DEFINITELY Gray
Epitaph for Mark:
"He died on Mars. You might've assumed that, since you're currently reading his gravestone on Mars, but he really wanted everyone to know that he died on Mars. He also did a bunch of other stuff, much of which was arguably more noteworthy, but he mainly cared that everybody knew he died on Mars."
Jojo reference
@@fluffbutt1 sir, an epitaph is the small text on a gravestone that purpose is to honor the one that died. i know there is a stand named epitaph in part 5 but like
do you really need to spread it here?
@@0Ihs_ yup
@@0Ihs_ Jojo is ZA WARUDO so yes everyone should know just like how he wanted people to know he died on mars
I read Epitaph and immediately knew I would find at least one JoJo fan
I love how Mark keeps referring to humans like he's not one of them "Humans are resilient, you know, you gotta give 'em that" 😂😂
I mean duh. Markimoo transcended above us mortals
Those humans....
He isn't tho
He is a Lizard - Memento Mori
I mean he like space for *a reason…*
I feel like if we were to try and terraform Mars, would it not make sense to attempt to turn a desert into fertile land (maybe by relocating the fauna or doing so in a way that allows said fauna to properly adapt to its new ecosystem) and use studies done from that to further research how to terraform a planet?
..Damn, that's smart.
We aren't even on track to keep the planet we got habitable. Anybody that thinks terraforming another planet is anything other than a sci-fi pipe dream is out of their mind or trying to sell you something. Or both.
Rip Markiplier: Died on Mars after trying to solo terraform it by himself and letting himself get punched by cosmic horror. Not because he's a masochist, just to see what his body can handle
This comment is just... 👌
I can't even explain why😂
@@ther.w.d.channel1501 It's funny, that's why.
and right before he died he said "THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND"
😂😂😂
- "Dude, wtf was that?"
-- "I think it was a giant lazer"
- *"Godammit it's that Markiplier guy again!!"*
--- (gets a gun) *MAAAAAARRRK, WHERE ARE YOUUUUUU?*
*Gigantic godiplier in the sky:* "OVER HERE!"
nah fam thats greystillplays
*the sun is a deadly lazer*
Confusion???
He is Markiplier, destroyer of worlds!
Justice league reference done well
Hello
Im the 69th like. You're welcome
Grognak is the destroyer of worlds and always will be
Shigiraki would be proud 🙂
10:25 wow just the way he said it makes me feel so... reassured ig.
Its a weird feeling when he says this line but i kno that whenever i do it gives me some boost in moral and motiv.
*Mark presses speed up button* "why's that matter"
also Mark: *waits for 5 minutes to cut world in half*
@James Montgomery maybe make a decent comment worth liking instead of complaining?
@@britannia3421 agreed
Mark: “I’m patient.”
Me: “BUT THERE’S A FAST FORWARD BUTTON!!!”
Same
He's patient
The alien destroying earth: I seriously didn't mean to do that-
666 likes
"You won't be on the naughty list if you kill Santa"
Sometimes Mark's genius, it's almost frightening
you'll be on a different list
a hit list
@@methmonster Satan favourite human list, instead of Santa naughty children list.
Indeed
Sometimes marks frightening is almost genius
10:44 - "Get out of here Persephone, nobody cares about you Persephone"
11:37 - 'Oh my god, I am so sorry, Persephone"
Mark really is "sympathetic" with Persephone 😆😂
"purple bitch" 😭
It's all fun and games until Mark destroys the real world "accidentally"
ok
HOW ARE YOU HERE
Everywhere I go, I see you
if Mark destroy the real planet we all die
Wow this comment isn’t getting that much likes huh, welp case closed he doesn’t use bots
“I don’t want to say something’s impossible, because if enough people dream it, maybe it is.” -Marsiplier 2021
lol marsiplier “mars”
Wisdom.
Marsiplier Indeed
)
marsiplier
edit: i just got the joke im an asshole
Mark talking about how much he loves Terraformed Mars is so nice.
Hope it wont turn out like doom
I came here to comment this. It was so pleasant
U right
I saw the rapture! Jesus Christ came back for his children and we were brought with him up into heaven! He split the skies and I saw many bright white spirits in Christ riding up with me and were saved! Have you accepted Christ before it’s too late? Please repent of your sins for a chance at eternal life!!!
@@OfficialWRX no.
Mark: "I love you Persephone"
Hades: " *Excuse me?* "
"Mom can we get in space with markiplier?"
"No, we have in space with markiplier at home."
In space with Markiplier at home:
Uhh captain what the hell is hap-
@@0_ooo0 What could go wrong with a crew like this?
Alot
I am just @@prabean69
Your mom has a utube channnel its called @@SunshineGirl9898
your boomer dad has an 69,420 year old account and it's called @LeEgg • 69,420 yrs ago
Mark: “I’m simply trying to turn the planet”
Also Mark: *Kills 300 million people in the process*
I was laughing my head off when I read this
He could just wait a year
dont worry i paused it before he attacked the world
I wonder if im one of them🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Markiplier: Hey, you might wanna duck.
Narrator: Ducking did not help at all.
oh no 😂
Xd
Well hello there techpriest
Lol
Praise the Omnissiah brother!
23:19
"Theres nothing we can do... "
-Markiplier and Napoleon
For those who do not know what 고진감래 means, it can be translated as 'Sweetness comes after bitterness.' It means that after all the agony that you go through, there will be the moments of joy.
thank you for this comment
苦盡甘來
So he finally got the sourpatch kids sponsorship
Fun fact: the “lightning” is actually massive gama rays created from dying stars
It looks like a big ass, magicka-devouring spell from Skyrim and nothing less.
Due to scientific theory, Jotaro and DIO are the strongest characters in anime. Breaking down time stop, the ability to stop time can be translated to slowing it down by an infinite amount. Because Jotaro and DIO can move freely within this time stop, they essentially bypass the slow of time. In order to do this however, they basically generate an infinite amount of kinetic energy out of nowhere, but is restrained because of stopped time. This means that once time stop ends...
The entire universe fucking dies.
@@ShadowDancer1000 bows down to superior big brain
@@femboyeggy8947 I don’t know if you noticed but you just called someone a big brain meanwhile the first word in their scientific megachad speech is spelled wrong. Not anymore though.
@@ShadowDancer1000 my brain can't handle these big boy words you speak of.
Alternate title: “Markiplier kills 741m people to draw a smiley face on a planet”
Wow....was he Bill Cipher this whole time?
Duck them.
"Accidentally"
a small price to pay for *smiley face*
@@dont9178 Well i cant since your profile picture has the quality from a youtube video from 2006.
An entire population sacrificed to make the planet a smiley face
Earth: *exists*
Mark: : "Time to die"
Smaller Earth: *exists*
Mark: "My wittle baby"
Wat?
@Stella Armstrong lmfao
@Stella Armstrong then why your name is "Stella"?
Looking Lesbian...
@@AleksandraSudobina no problem with that babe
@TheMixerGame YEAH we all are
Markiplier: "Im starting out with baby steps, I dont like to go full hog"
GrayStillPlays: "MORE ZEROS"
"THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS"
Also, I was waiting for a GrayStillPlays reference.
@@ManiacalBlueberry Same
Ah GrayStillPlays is so under appreciated 😭❤️
@@RebelAngelForever yes he is
Lol when I read you say “baby steps” at the exact same time I here mark say baby steps XD what a coincidence XD
“That wasn’t so bad”
A few seconds later:
All life on Persephone ceases to exist.
@@MarioPagni-fz2sb excuse me dafuq?
@@ShutUp359 i deleted it
@@MarioPagni-fz2sb I forgot to screenshot 😑😖😒😫
16:47 "What're you gonna do? You're so cute. What are you gonna do?"
Casually proceeds to cut the world in half 💀
Markiplier: *looks at a planet*
Angel on his shoulderiplier: “it’s so pretty!”
Devil on his shoulderiplier: “wipe them out…all of them”
Angelplier and Devilplier as new egos? I'd allow it.
@@HopeHendershot-Moskal i like that they're insinuating Mark's shoulders are both seperate egos
Execute order 66
Shoulderiplier stan forever ♾
What are you talking about, Mark _is_ the shoulder devil.
Mark: *ends all life form existence on earth*
Also mark: “accidentally”
“There are no accidents”
-Master Oogway
Eh, I believe it lol. Man can't take a walk without breaking his foot XD
Markiplier: what would be the gain from it?
Alien species: Entertainment...
Lmao had me ꉂ(๑˃ꇴ˂๑)
nice
i love how mark sends 3 moons flying through the earth, and his first thought was that he killed santa.
**kills millions of innocent lives**
Mark: "Send the moon to crash into Earth, which is dope."
**kills Santa**
Mark: **hysteric sobbing**
It’s quality over quantity in mark’s eyes.
Sorry kids, Christmas is cancelled this year
Hahahahaha! 🤣
@@jimmyrossmeissl6644 Correction: Kids, christmas is cancelled forever, and our Earth may soon spiral out of control
santa:(fucking dead)
"I didn't mean to turn the earth into a Fleshlight"
-Markiplier 2021
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
its Earth chan
@@hibikimitsuki7443 how do you manage the lenny face on a mobile device wise one
Because I only know how to do this
👁👄👁
@@robertmiller1109 The ancient, tried and true method of copy and paste, my dear commenter
@@bransbites6675 thank you wise one
"God, I love space so much"
Then, Markiplier had an idea. Thus, In Space with Markiplier was born.
Exactly what I thaught xD
in space with markiplier was already being made before this
@@skrum7005 The Joke
Your head
@@Naokarma wut
He had the idea for in space by the time heist was wrapping up
“Yeah that’ll buff out” damn near made me spit out my drink
20:06 26:44
“You’re not on the naughty list if Santa’s dead” ~Mark 2021
Lol
True tho
YEP
SUCKS 2 B ME
Sounds like an 80's action film one liner
"Here lies Mark Fischbach: He liked space, so he came to Mars to die. Last words 'this is so cool.'"
Rest in Space Peace
His skeleton was found in the cheering position on the top of the highest peak, with a giant smile on it's face. His last moments, bouncing and shouting how awesome it all was
"This is so coooooool"
Everyone : **Vietnam Flashbacks**
*Throws the moon at Earth.*
Moments later: "I can't destroy teraformed Mars."
8:36 is when he adores the mars terraforming
let’s all take a minute to appreciate the resurgence of “Space is So Cool”
Yes fucking love it
Oh that’s SO COOO-OOO-OOOHHH-OOOHL
THE STORY OF WHY
I LOVE SPACE!
Oohhhh that's so cool!
So cool!
An absolute classic
RIP Mark - “He wasn’t a masochist, he just wanted to see if his body could handle space without a suit.”
this comment. needs more. LIKES!!
@@natalielukens4525 aww thank you 😊
@@_diabetes6495 sorry to say this but she's fake
@@Fenis1754 no that’s a real person -mike
For Mark's grave on Mars: "He finally found out how much he could handle."
Mark *not a masochist* Fischbach
This needs more likes 😂
@@lydielooo Totally not a masochist
Mark simped for terraformed Mars
half of this video is mark gushing about how beautiful and amazing terraformed mars is, and i'm 100% here for it
"Space. It's so beautiful. The elegance. The story of why. I love space."
-Markiplier 2016
"Ohhh, that's sooooo coOooOool, so cOoooOl, oh it's so pretty! So pretty."
@@mobslaya_4547 there are billions and billions of stars, oh look, there are billions and billions of galaxies, ALRIGHT
@@yuukimakoto1386 there is nothing i like more than SPACE! So let's blow something up here (let's blow something up here) oh oh oh
@@enobekuJ if there was a program to go into space with like a 100% chance of dying. I would be first in line if they needed brave volunteers or stupid volunteers, I would be there so fast!
@@Meep_Meep oh that's so coooooool so cooooool my computer can't handle the rendering. Oh that's so cooooool so cooooool oh it's so pretty! So pretty.
Mark: "Persephone, you ain't lookin' so bad-"
Hades: *I'm sorry-?*
@@WACKY_DUCK not how YT works, noob. XD
@@xx__wolfieandflooftastic__4941 ewwww imagine using “noob” and “XD” absolutely gross.
@@grapearizona5477 bye.
@@grapearizona5477 womp womp
@@xx__wolfieandflooftastic__4941seek help
"I can't be on the naughty list because Santa is dead."
Markiplier 2021
We'll put that on his Tombstone when he gets to Mars.
*SANTA DOESN'T EXIST! I KILLED HIM MY SELF*
@@Thomas_Angelo omg that's just wow........U-U noice
*mysterious eternal being literally punches a hole in earth*
Mark: Kinda pitiful. Kinda pathetic.
I will vouch so hard for Mark to get to visit space, with SpaceX doing all that stuff its very likely
Verified=likes=facts
Jk though, im sure mark would have to go back as soon as he hits his nose inside his helmet and it fractures *again*
@@BonahPerson why?
To go to space you need to be trained. And to be able to get trained you need to go to college for 6 years. And mark hasn't been through college. Sorry to say it but, mark ain't going to space
@@okikartika5830 It's a bot, report it
@@Buckle-Bucky maybe if space tourism becomes a thing
"Is Santa real, dad?"
"No, he's dead. Got hit with a bunch moons"
My haters throw rocks at me and IT hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! I am the funniest UA-camr EVAH! Please agree, dear ryu
@@AxxLAfriku wtf
Weird
@@AxxLAfriku no
@@AxxLAfriku by rocks do you mean moons?
“Tearing apart every chair in sight”
Classic Markiplier.
:(
Lol, I read this comment right when he said it
Memento Mori
Flashback to mark playing getting over it
@@AMetalChair It’s so sad that people just have no respect for chairs these days.
He should play this again sometime. I play it myself on occasion and they have updated it a lot since this video. The effects and stuff are much better now than they were when he uploaded this.
"Here lies Markiplier, the man who loved space as much as he hated the ocean."
ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÈ ҎÎḈ₸ŬŘÈ
What I had in mind was "Mark Fischbach - his love for space outshined his fear of the ocean". But it could work either way.
@@dont9790 alright, I won't
@@dont9790 WeWpSeE pEwPsEe I did read it
@@dont9790 ok
Imagine some aliens or another civilization comes and destroys your home planet by Drawing a face on it.
MAKEOVER TIME
Trollface
Didn’t Bill Cipher do something like that
But their face has like 6000 features xD
I wouldn’t be disappointed. At least we would know that extra terrestrial civilizations have humor.
Markiplier: mars would be the best backup if the world blew up.
CallMeKevin: Let's destroy mars too because I think they'll flee there.
finally, a man of taste
"There are two types of people"
@@DioLT the duality of man.
Mark has some remorse. Kevin does not.
@@dhampir_days such a true comment
mark: I LOVE SPACE! THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL!
also mark: turns the earth into a necklace bead
The quiet “oh… there went Africa.” Really got me
Same😂
Timestamp?
6:50
6:40
Thanks
Markiplier: "Just give America a big ol´high five"
Mexico: "Ora"
May I ask what your pfp is?
Construction wind waker link
he is korean not japanese
México *carteras celulares (:
@@Lycantweaks jaja te mamaste
"Here lies Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach, who wanted to die on Mars. He didn't, but we shipped his body here anyway."
15:56 the look of "wonder what it does" to "Hooly sh*t" is PERFECT🤣🤣🤣🤣
On Markiplier's grave, on Mars, shall be written "I didn't mean to turn Earth into a fleshlight.."
*flashlight
@@ifoundthewifi6505 oh you innocent being
@@ifoundthewifi6505 you’re wrong
@@calvinkeithmarcelino2045 lol
am i too innocent if i don’t know what that is
God killing us with asteroids:
"im JUST trying to scroll! im so sorry!"
LMFAOO
Lol
“I’m sorry Brazil”
Markiplier:”Oh no, I killed Santa!”
Also Markiplier:”oh well, I won’t be in the naughty list cause he’s dead” 😂
Ya i agree
I thought of the Markiplier TV Bloopers where he was riffing as Warfstache that he killed Santa. :3
@Regular Gamer stop forcing religion down people’s throats, that’s how you get people to not want to be in your religion.
Mark: *talks about how amazing life on Mars would be*
Also Mark: *draws a face on Persephony*
“I don’t wanna kill anything without a soul” Thank god I’m a ginger
Creative use of that joke, I like it.
Oh god XDDDDD
Ginger gang rise up
I mean at least you won't die right?
GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS
"Thought it would be a bigger black hole..."
Most stellar-massed black holes are a few miles across. That one was over a thousand, so its mass would've been in the range of 450 solar masses.
And yes, its effects were underwhelming. Everything should've fallen into it. Including the Sun.
I appreciate what I've learned from this comment. Thank you 👍
Smart (: 👍
@Nolan Santelli which also isn't accurate. It wouldn't have sircummbed to Hawking radiation that quickly due to its large size. And it would at least still be able to engulf the Earth for the amount of time it was present
“Here lies Mark ‘Markiplier’ Fischbach
He died as he lived:
Screaming into the Void”
@@WACKY_DUCK tbh I can’t tell if you a bot or not
@@WACKY_DUCK no
@@WACKY_DUCK idk man
@@WACKY_DUCK i will
10:29 Well, it would certainly be a multi generational project if one does appear.
Mark: 'Y'know what? You need eyebrows'
Also Mark: *proceeds to kill 200 million people with a giant space laser*
Ya know, GrayStillPlays as been torturing the earth for far longer lol.
@@speedstick8981 ok, but this is markiplier tho
Mark: “Ah you might wanna duck”
*not even 10 seconds later the whole planet gets disintegrated
Realizing it's 100% like the death star but in smaller version
*Yes*
"He had an affinity for squirrels. Some say he was their king" - Markiplier's grave on mars, probably.
"They say he owned 5 ovens."
Mark: Gosh i love space
Also mark:*destoys multiple people*
"I wasn't a Masochist, I knew I could take it."
Markiplier 2085
You got me
can I ask what a Masochist is?
Key word is "wasn't"
@@sora.2447 the people who get pleasure from pain
I am the 666th like
Here lies Mark Fischbach.
His last words were: "Would a masochist do this?”
Top 10 quotes before disaster.
Graystillplays laughing in the distance
Terraformed Mars: „No, I can’t kill it, it‘s too beautiful! The dream must live on“
Earth: *COMMENCE EXTERMINATUS*
Mark is a 40k fan so this checks out
B.e.S.T f'u"l'l D.a.T.i.n.G -L-o-V-e-S-e-X-----۞------------
livegirls19. com 》》 𝙊𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝘼𝙙𝙪𝙡𝙩 《《
!❤️ 在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。
說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木
來調味食物煮的時候
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Loved the sermon on terraform Mars. Really spoke to me.
Mark: "there's no way something like that exists."
The Giant space worms: "is he tempting us?"
Astrum deus
Aight, im gonna crawl into my blanket and forget this ever happened
“You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Earth!”
Mark: New objective- shoot a hole into Earth.
Darkiplier and Googleiplier are working together.
DOOOM
Markiplier straight up when full doom slayer on Mars eventually
Considering how much of a deep connection he has, he'd probably love this comment. Though I do question why he hasn't played The Ancient Gods yet.
Mark skipped the Machine World so fast he never even found out it had a shield and a generator for its core.
It was quite disappointing to behold
REALLLL
the machine world is the most fun to destroy, also if there were robots then it wouldnt count as people
10:04 This aged really badly for UA-camrs
Why
"he died doing what he loved the most: destroying planets and killing billions of people"
that’s the saddest story I’ve ever heard... RIP our god overlord Markimoo 😔✊
"On mars"
Samuel Hayden: "You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Earth."
Mark: "Hold my asteroids."
@God r/woooosh
I was waiting for someone to say that
Hold my green giant
Mark: “you might wanna duck”
The planet: *explodes*
Titan A.E. Reference
The planet should have ducked.
666 likes. I can't ruin that, man. Ill let someone else do that.
13:15 Mark: launches the nuke out of curiosity
*Starts releasing energy
Mark: thats not so bad
*Nuke starts aborbing energy for final explosion
Mark: *instant regret. 😂