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  • Опубліковано 7 жов 2021
  • So you sold everything you owned to buy a gas station in the middle of nowhere... what are you some kind of GENIUS?!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 10 тис.

  • @geraldd2097
    @geraldd2097 2 роки тому +2945

    Customer: "Um, i want some gas"
    Mark: "hmm that's a nice lovely nip"

  • @jameslocascio8251
    @jameslocascio8251 2 роки тому +7249

    “I don’t think I’ll be playing too much more of this”
    No, Mr. Mark, we want more

    • @Maddiemoo246
      @Maddiemoo246 2 роки тому +114

      I so want to see his reaction to the bus stop 😂

    • @patrickmahany9268
      @patrickmahany9268 2 роки тому +80

      Yea I want to see where this goes, and who this “Uncle” is exactly

    • @klaus6818
      @klaus6818 2 роки тому +32

      Yeah I wanna know more about why the uncles so scary

    • @Rayvenn666
      @Rayvenn666 2 роки тому +8

      Yes more seeing mark play this game was really fun and I would like to see more of this

    • @dbk-red-son
      @dbk-red-son 2 роки тому +31

      Man, Idk, he's already said he didn't want to play this from the start, forcing him to play a game he isn't liking seems like an idea to just get him to do forced videos

  • @GreatDeath52
    @GreatDeath52 Рік тому +690

    My favorite part about The Uncle story is that is exactly how the mob would operate in real life. Mark didn't ask The Uncle to give him any money or buy anything for him, The Uncle did that himself and then demanded to be paid back.

  • @BloodBrandy
    @BloodBrandy Рік тому +437

    Can I just say how flippin' creepy it would be to have some gas station attendant in the middle of friggen' nowhere talking to you how Mark is? You would get into the car and floor it out of there and take your chances with the coyotes

  • @gnarledcox
    @gnarledcox 2 роки тому +5444

    Mark: "Idk if I'll play much more of this one"
    Me: *thinking of "persuasive" tactics to ensure a series of this game*

    • @Spicywolf100
      @Spicywolf100 2 роки тому +170

      Let's motivate Mark with an electrical shock!!

    • @largeboi4678
      @largeboi4678 2 роки тому +62

      @@Spicywolf100 yeah! Except the electric part is a gun, and the shock part is a bullet!

    • @rachelguderjahn2231
      @rachelguderjahn2231 2 роки тому +3

      777th like! Whooot!

    • @benwestbury4927
      @benwestbury4927 2 роки тому +6

      Start a protest

    • @34sanon80
      @34sanon80 2 роки тому +6

      Advanced interrogation techniques

  • @JessicaLovesFoxes
    @JessicaLovesFoxes 2 роки тому +1299

    It's nuts how the uncle initially was like "Family helps family" and then turned into a mob boss in like half an hour-

    • @KyroDreemurrSteele
      @KyroDreemurrSteele 2 роки тому +63

      And that means the main character is possibly a member of said Family. That was clever. Making two words both mean different things.

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 2 роки тому +35

      "Family" "helps" "family" *

    • @gabrilapin
      @gabrilapin 2 роки тому +3

      @@SebHaarfagre someone said family ?

    • @NerdPulseGaming
      @NerdPulseGaming 2 роки тому +7

      He's was always a Mob Boss.

    • @luighost9917
      @luighost9917 2 роки тому +5

      @@gabrilapin DOM TORETTO??

  • @BurnDoubt
    @BurnDoubt Рік тому +259

    The full crotch zipper is a bold statement

  • @MissManday
    @MissManday 2 роки тому +1878

    “I have to repay my uncle in five minutes!
    ...
    -buys new shelf-“

  • @lostwolf7197
    @lostwolf7197 2 роки тому +469

    Uncle: You could have just asked me for a loan, you know
    Uncle 2 days later: *Kicks your shit in because you owe him money*

    • @martidmarshall
      @martidmarshall 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah, that part literally made no sense.

  • @TanikazeVT
    @TanikazeVT 2 роки тому +2073

    The story behind the uncle is intriguing. Please play more of this Mark.

    • @brziperiod
      @brziperiod 2 роки тому +27

      he doesn't go past just being $ loan dude. the first loan is predetermined to be unpayable

    • @viablezombie9419
      @viablezombie9419 2 роки тому +26

      @@brziperiod yea df...or josh...played this and had the 5k and it still forced the cutscene

    • @High-Pie_Chop
      @High-Pie_Chop 2 роки тому +27

      Before watching the video: Theirs no way that theirs lore in this game.
      After watching the video: ok... this game got some lore that I want to know more of

    • @AlexWayfer
      @AlexWayfer 2 роки тому +1

      There is no more story after the initial non-skipable loan, as I remember, so…

  • @knightshadow112
    @knightshadow112 Рік тому +467

    I'd love to see a full playthrough of this game because it does genuinely look fun.

    • @meesha3068
      @meesha3068 Рік тому +4

      @@mayaegga scam

    • @Helixxs
      @Helixxs Рік тому +6

      @send me message @markiplier680 the scam bot dev forgot to finish the sentence

    • @justarandomguy5835
      @justarandomguy5835 Рік тому

      @send me message @markiplier680 bro piss off

    • @MusicalLoveAMV
      @MusicalLoveAMV Рік тому +7

      Maybe the scam bot is rebelling, it decided enough is enough, and didn't even bother to finish the sentence beacuse it's had enough of this scam business lolol.

    • @NotOfTroy
      @NotOfTroy Рік тому +10

      I just bought the game and 7 hours flew by without me noticing
      It is stupid fun

  • @madisuey
    @madisuey 2 роки тому +175

    mark: i'm the best
    also mark: *harasses his customers and threatens a child with a brick while throwing a box at him*

  • @Daedroth1
    @Daedroth1 2 роки тому +3086

    Should def keep playing this. It sounds like it has a deep dark story.

    • @EEnde
      @EEnde 2 роки тому +79

      @YeaMan are you now?

    • @bianca6176
      @bianca6176 2 роки тому +6

      Agreed

    • @zavx1607
      @zavx1607 2 роки тому +15

      @YeaMan on ur Paige? Lol sound heat

    • @Mabswer
      @Mabswer 2 роки тому +29

      Yea.... Just dont look too much into the Dev/publisher Side of things... defffo dont look at what other games they have / had and how those were handled And how many customers they scammed along the way. the fact that they actually have an .exe file is amazing this time around.
      tldr: fuck drago entertainment

    • @Pugpancake
      @Pugpancake 2 роки тому +8

      THE LORE!

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 2 роки тому +792

    “I don’t think this is a horror game”
    To be fair what you see at a gas station bathrooms should be considered a horror

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 2 роки тому +15

      He didn't realize that he's playing as the creepy gas station attendant and thus, part of the horror. Because honestly just look at how he interacted with his customers and now imagine you go into a random gas station in the middle of the desert and the gas station owner acts the way Mark did in this game. lmao

    • @limitbreak2966
      @limitbreak2966 2 роки тому +7

      It’s also a great spot to find drugs that addicts threw away who are trying to get clean but they regret it and buy another bag three hours later

    • @hazzasatria_8647
      @hazzasatria_8647 2 роки тому +2

      Distractable reference?

    • @mandalorianwiththemandarin4339
      @mandalorianwiththemandarin4339 2 роки тому +1

      Well any game that Josh from Let’s Game It Out ends up corrupt with nightmare fuel.

    • @partlycloudy4664
      @partlycloudy4664 24 дні тому

      Nice

  • @lukecotton7828
    @lukecotton7828 2 місяці тому +27

    2 years, and yet still no part two... Truly, an injustice has been done

  • @tc5290
    @tc5290 2 роки тому +57

    “Dennis, stop…!!!” Never thought I’d laugh out loud at that, thought mark was going to try hit him. Felt so out of control lol

  • @shatteredsilentsoul3688
    @shatteredsilentsoul3688 2 роки тому +2717

    The lack of customers being rude and/or stupid is the most unrealistic thing about this simulator game, as someone who used to work at a gas station. Still a great vid, though.

    • @simonghoul3602
      @simonghoul3602 2 роки тому +52

      Truly disgusting that some people would do this horrible thing

    • @shatteredsilentsoul3688
      @shatteredsilentsoul3688 2 роки тому +14

      @@simonghoul3602 Indeed, and I like your name, btw.

    • @simonghoul3602
      @simonghoul3602 2 роки тому +9

      danke

    • @boi8212
      @boi8212 2 роки тому +4

      oof im sorry bud

    • @shatteredsilentsoul3688
      @shatteredsilentsoul3688 2 роки тому +36

      @@boi8212 Eh, I'm out of there so it's fine. But if you wanna be good to any retail worker ever, just say 'thank you' and read the signs they have put up.

  • @petrichoreevee6224
    @petrichoreevee6224 2 роки тому +14924

    Mark, I cannot express enough how much I would watch a full playthrough of this game, I am invested.

  • @thatnerddowntown
    @thatnerddowntown 2 роки тому +42

    Mark turns off the horror lights "this won't be a horror game" then in comes Dennis lol

  • @stumpsterdiver
    @stumpsterdiver Рік тому +10

    27:31 the metallica reference threw me off so much and i got so happy

    • @DirtBikeBoy5ive
      @DirtBikeBoy5ive 5 місяців тому

      Same, recently been obsessed with Metallica 😂

  • @hadez908
    @hadez908 2 роки тому +2349

    I agree with almost everyone here I’d be down for more, it’s your choice though but it would be appreciated to be able to see more of this game with a handsome face on the top left corner

  • @goldmansach3798
    @goldmansach3798 2 роки тому +400

    The npc that pulled up after Mark’s tirade of slogans wore a shirt that said “MARK” and I think its just perfect.

    • @justintrinchini3371
      @justintrinchini3371 2 роки тому +14

      @YeaMan Point on the map to where we asked.

    • @kycampbell521
      @kycampbell521 2 роки тому +7

      @YeaMan Who’s Paige and why did you put heat on her

    • @lunarose2529
      @lunarose2529 2 роки тому +2

      @@kycampbell521 You are now one of my favorite humans. 😂

  • @eli_csgo
    @eli_csgo 2 роки тому +28

    No one is talking about the Cyberpunk reference when Uncle said,
    “Wake up Sam, we got a gas station to burn.”
    (Time stamp at 37:10)

  • @river6794
    @river6794 Рік тому +17

    I don’t know what it is about Mark playing this game but it’s so relaxing and makes my day. I really wish he’d do a full play through. This is my favorite video of his

  • @MavraTealSun
    @MavraTealSun 2 роки тому +451

    I would like to find out more about "The Uncle" he's definitely either a mob boss or a loan shark. This was actually pretty fun to watch.

    • @godly4098
      @godly4098 2 роки тому +6

      Hes a loan shark

  • @JudasDeMure
    @JudasDeMure 2 роки тому +1817

    I swear Mark is becoming the next Barbie, 1000+ jobs and he's perfect at all of them

    • @ezraprisc
      @ezraprisc 2 роки тому +49

      Or Johnny Sins

    • @pie5993
      @pie5993 2 роки тому +9

      @@ezraprisc we need to shave mark's head then

    • @ishaaqmartin3564
      @ishaaqmartin3564 2 роки тому +6

      Oh LAWD there's fuel coming IN!

    • @lucysadventures6440
      @lucysadventures6440 2 роки тому +2

      Why is this so damn accurate

    • @Satan-777
      @Satan-777 2 роки тому

      @@ezraprisc damn it beat me to it

  • @breoneal_art
    @breoneal_art 2 роки тому +16

    26:05 Mark BECAME the jump scare for that dude in the car 😂😂😂

  • @coolestardude
    @coolestardude 2 роки тому +16

    35:47 tfw you're just walking by and a man starts nervously harassing you and yeeting wood into a dumpster

  • @DanDoesStuffs
    @DanDoesStuffs 2 роки тому +517

    20:04 didn't think Mark saying "get fucked Dennis" while throwing trash at a child would make me laugh so hard

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 роки тому +3

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    • @SwaggyTdot
      @SwaggyTdot 2 роки тому +1

      Odd

    • @defaulter264
      @defaulter264 2 роки тому

      Based razor pfp

    • @sanderdrack
      @sanderdrack 2 роки тому

      Would? So it didn’t?

  • @goodburgeremployee
    @goodburgeremployee 2 роки тому +617

    mark casually threatening a child with a box is so funny

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 роки тому

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    • @PR0L0
      @PR0L0 2 роки тому +16

      I about spit out my drink when it doinked off the kid's head 😂

    • @Somerandomguy0207
      @Somerandomguy0207 2 роки тому +2

      IM COMING FOR YOU >:(

    • @Somerandomguy0207
      @Somerandomguy0207 2 роки тому +5

      @@PR0L0 IM COMING FOR YOU >:(

    • @PR0L0
      @PR0L0 2 роки тому +1

      @@Somerandomguy0207 a bit aggressive, but I’ll be waiting 😈

  • @bulgeun-wihyeob
    @bulgeun-wihyeob 4 місяці тому +3

    "a papercut might kill ya" the scream i scrumpt

  • @ekamarie6632
    @ekamarie6632 2 роки тому +30

    This was way more relaxing than I thought it would be.

  • @memelordjackfrost9958
    @memelordjackfrost9958 2 роки тому +873

    Tbh, this game actually looks fun and could possibly have an interesting story behind it. I'd love if you would continue this game again in the future, Mark! :D

    • @bigbluebird6986
      @bigbluebird6986 2 роки тому +11

      Yeah thats what I was saying too, this game looks like it would be a great game to actually finish. I hope mark does, it would be nice.

    • @NiXyWolf
      @NiXyWolf 2 роки тому +5

      Heya if you wanna see more good videos on this game a UA-camr named cartoonz made a couple very entertaining videos.

    • @jason87077
      @jason87077 2 роки тому

      @@NiXyWolf ayyyeee, I also know of this from Cartoonz 😁 hopefully he plays more also.

    • @fms9601
      @fms9601 2 роки тому +1

      Yes this is a great let’s play!!!!! CONTINUE MARK!

    • @malifor2210
      @malifor2210 2 роки тому +5

      I know I'm really enjoying this too!! But I feel like this is going to be like barnyard finders and just be a single video. :(

  • @halberd-3291
    @halberd-3291 2 роки тому +215

    I like how the uncle went from “hey champ, here’s the business, it was on my father’s old lands.” To “if you don’t pay me back I’ll hurt you.”

    • @TherandusGaming
      @TherandusGaming 2 роки тому +5

      reminds me of a certain Tanukichi from Animal Crossing...:)

  • @WRLDOfSad
    @WRLDOfSad 2 місяці тому +6

    Mark's ass jokes are truly something

  • @nova24681012
    @nova24681012 8 місяців тому +6

    Mark come back to this game please

  • @MissRadi0active
    @MissRadi0active 2 роки тому +1373

    I'm actually really interested on seeing where this game goes. This was a good video (as always) so I'd love to see more if YOU enjoy playing it.

  • @basicgay3529
    @basicgay3529 2 роки тому +2213

    Mark: out of all the simulator games out there this seems like a odd choice
    Also Mark: *plays chair fucking simulator*

  • @TheMadHatter248
    @TheMadHatter248 2 місяці тому +8

    And he never touched it again....

  • @wh0ishex
    @wh0ishex Місяць тому +1

    the cinematics for the uncle's appearance were so good actually. like it was limited by the quality of character animation they had but you could SMELL the vibes they were trying to get across that was badass as hell

  • @ethanwheatthin2450
    @ethanwheatthin2450 2 роки тому +435

    I’m genuinely convinced Dennis is an SCP. A kid who randomly emerges from the desert landscape of Route 66, enjoys peeking around corners, creepily giggling, and terrorizing gas stations by vandalizing property just seems a bit suspicious to me -19:30

    • @Drag-0n
      @Drag-0n 2 роки тому +18

      Bruh im thinking the same.
      I got scarred and almost choke myself with my drink when I saw his dumb pancake face xD

    • @crisbowman
      @crisbowman 2 роки тому

      @YeaMan Pickle Chips

    • @Drag-0n
      @Drag-0n 2 роки тому

      @YeaMan sorry bud, not interested
      I already got my waifus ✌🏻✨

    • @Khotetsu
      @Khotetsu 2 роки тому +5

      I'll tell ya what he is, he's a Menace!

  • @zaptineer
    @zaptineer 2 роки тому +7303

    Mark: “I don’t think I’ll be playing much more of this game”
    Uncle: “you now need to pay $25,000 within the next 4 seconds…”

  • @claudespeed277
    @claudespeed277 Рік тому +7

    Why doesn't this have like 12+ parts 😕, this games great, and marks humor and commentary is spot on as always.

  • @dripwayne3054
    @dripwayne3054 Рік тому +8

    21:48 "I got gas out the ass, I'll put gas in your ass" this about killed me

  • @purpleishpanda
    @purpleishpanda 2 роки тому +409

    *Mark*: "the huffalumpagus, the hooflaglo, the humphaloo"
    *Me*: the gongoozler?

    • @cyrencry
      @cyrencry 2 роки тому +32

      the heehoo?

    • @Nbird16
      @Nbird16 2 роки тому +26

      "That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. A long time"

    • @luhsupportiveone2448
      @luhsupportiveone2448 2 роки тому +4

      HEE HEE

    • @sirsammingtion2595
      @sirsammingtion2595 2 роки тому +6

      you had no right to make me cry with the amount of emotional whiplash i felt reading that

    • @luhsupportiveone2448
      @luhsupportiveone2448 2 роки тому +1

      @@sirsammingtion2595 haha

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +17455

    From powerwashing to being a gas station owner, Markiplier is making average, every day things the most entertaining videos on UA-cam.

  • @avery05589
    @avery05589 2 роки тому +37

    “god this place is a hell hole”, now mark we don’t all have the luxury of living in a basement so some of us live in the attic👹

  • @lolkecks1951
    @lolkecks1951 4 місяці тому +3

    ok I know it's been a while but please get back to this. This was super fun to watch

  • @wiytchery
    @wiytchery 2 роки тому +695

    "You never know what might be lurking in the dark of a gas station."
    As someone who has seen a gas station before, I can confirm that there is always that restless spirit who spreads shit everywhere in the bathroom at 3am.

    • @ruohonleikkaaja
      @ruohonleikkaaja 2 роки тому +21

      Bob: 👀

    • @playittvdotcom
      @playittvdotcom 2 роки тому +1

      The how low can you go challenge

    • @alexanon8345
      @alexanon8345 2 роки тому +22

      @@playittvdotcom As someone who works at a gas station, it's not how low can you go... it's how high. Seriously. How does someone poop that high. How long are your legs.

    • @infrasonicrebasses4763
      @infrasonicrebasses4763 2 роки тому +1

      @@alexanon8345 perhaps its not about how high or low you can go but how about the angle ?

  • @toyamwarr
    @toyamwarr 2 роки тому +636

    “I don’t think this is a horror game.”
    You haven’t worked a minimum wage job is years, have you, Mark?

    • @Khotetsu
      @Khotetsu 2 роки тому +15

      He's forgotten about Night of the Consumers

    • @jeaniciasparkles
      @jeaniciasparkles 2 роки тому +3

      Say it louder for the people in the back! 😂

    • @jeaniciasparkles
      @jeaniciasparkles 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheRealArkness they’re saying that working at a gas station aka a minimum wage job, is a nightmare

    • @flashkirby101
      @flashkirby101 2 роки тому +5

      @@TheRealArkness oh sweet summer child.

    • @jimthompson8702
      @jimthompson8702 2 роки тому +5

      @@jeaniciasparkles speaking from experience from working at a full serve gas station IT IS lol but the tips were amazing nothing like someone just randomly stopping by on the coldest day of the year just to give us all hot chocolate from a local cafe

  • @patrickstovall2262
    @patrickstovall2262 2 роки тому +9

    I love the GTA 5 style loading screen. I also love throwing things at children to scare them off

  • @nonconnahordeath
    @nonconnahordeath Рік тому +8

    All the horror games Mark has played over the years, and Gas Station Simulator is what seems to truly break him.

  • @LegoEngineer003
    @LegoEngineer003 2 роки тому +629

    At this point, Mark is going to play so many simulator games that he’s going to get stuck in a simulation of his own

    • @crunchylettuce5446
      @crunchylettuce5446 2 роки тому +5

      Life is a simulation

    • @Laminur
      @Laminur 2 роки тому +6

      Simulator Player Simulator

    • @Redwan777
      @Redwan777 2 роки тому +6

      What if life is just a sequence of different simulator games? Do you just decide which one you want to be in?

    • @ZinTyPhoon
      @ZinTyPhoon 2 роки тому +2

      We all already know that Mark _IS_ a simulation.

    • @Tommy-421
      @Tommy-421 2 роки тому

      why was my dad saying this when I showed him the video-

  • @shaniaellington5374
    @shaniaellington5374 2 роки тому +363

    "I pity the fact that you had to sell your car for it."
    Mark: wHaT DiD I Do???
    The surprise on Mark's face is priceless

  • @AfalseNotfalseQueen
    @AfalseNotfalseQueen 2 роки тому +6

    Watching him learn to lockpick while the next video recommended is Prison Simulator has to be one of the funniest things I've seen today

  • @treeleafe
    @treeleafe 2 роки тому +7

    this is one of my favorite games of all time. yes, it stresses me out and i take it WAY too seriously, but i play it for many many hours straight

  • @DentonMachuga
    @DentonMachuga 2 роки тому +867

    When he said “anything can be lurking in a gas station.” My mind instantly went to THE GONGOOZLER!!!

    • @anonymoususer3888
      @anonymoususer3888 2 роки тому +39

      or... HeeHoo

    • @lucillegrabe9771
      @lucillegrabe9771 2 роки тому +33

      Man I miss [REDACTED], Momento Mori 😌

    • @geekume5539
      @geekume5539 2 роки тому +3

      @@lucillegrabe9771 Unus annus it ain't a banned word brrrrrrruuuuh

    • @largeboi4678
      @largeboi4678 2 роки тому +13

      @@geekume5539 it was joke :(

    • @geekume5539
      @geekume5539 2 роки тому

      @@largeboi4678 it isn't I see it everywhere at this point it's annoying me seeing [REDACTED]

  • @pyralsprite
    @pyralsprite 2 роки тому +247

    “bring your car ‘round, i’ll give your ass a pound.”
    mark……..

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 роки тому +2

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    • @pyralsprite
      @pyralsprite 2 роки тому +3

      @YeaMan who is paige and why are you heating them

  • @jessirarara
    @jessirarara Місяць тому +1

    This is just a random reminder 2 years later mark that this would be an AWESOME series xD

  • @MBofLego
    @MBofLego 18 днів тому +3

    Bro needs to finish this series

  • @MaD707MaN
    @MaD707MaN 2 роки тому +850

    Keep it coming, Mark. This looks like a fun game.

  • @mrdudetou
    @mrdudetou 2 роки тому +800

    Dennis: "Mr. Markiplier!"
    Old Man Mark: "Get out of here or I will smack your gas!"

    • @lunarose2529
      @lunarose2529 2 роки тому +9

      Actually, it's Mr. Iplier, thank you.

    • @mrdudetou
      @mrdudetou 2 роки тому +3

      ​@@lunarose2529 Mr. Warfstache would have also worked but he might have tough Dennis Butt Ball.

    • @ifjahdbajxhbdnc189
      @ifjahdbajxhbdnc189 2 роки тому +4

      *throws tv at dennis*

    • @Wolfie54545
      @Wolfie54545 2 роки тому +2

      I read that as Obi Wan Mark

  • @rnqtn
    @rnqtn Рік тому +3

    Man, a year ago? Love that I can watch a variety of Mark playing different games.
    Ima grab this on PS. Looks pretty chill ngl.

  • @ashemarlow6471
    @ashemarlow6471 11 днів тому +2

    Id love to see Mark play Supermarket Simulator

  • @YelloWool
    @YelloWool 2 роки тому +2471

    “I don’t know if I’m going to be playing as a Gas Station or not”. 😂

    • @lakshaygupta1164
      @lakshaygupta1164 2 роки тому +5

      you shouldve been in boosfers latest vid cus it wouldve been great seeing you get totrtured

    • @26mic5
      @26mic5 2 роки тому +2

      I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

    • @26mic5
      @26mic5 2 роки тому +1

      No I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

    • @monkeism4843
      @monkeism4843 2 роки тому +3

      @YeaMan 🤡

    • @bettyandrade
      @bettyandrade 2 роки тому

      @@lakshaygupta1164 i agree.

  • @alisonshephard9238
    @alisonshephard9238 2 роки тому +201

    Honestly, I think I could watch a whole series of this one.

  • @YoungSemiAuto
    @YoungSemiAuto 9 місяців тому +2

    Bro I want a full play through of this game.

  • @user-ny4hn5bo3k
    @user-ny4hn5bo3k 2 роки тому +5

    19:15 i felt the dust in my eyes - very ouchy

  • @claytonrobinson5074
    @claytonrobinson5074 2 роки тому +383

    At this point I'm convinced Mark is suffering from PowerWash Simulator withdrawal and is now playing a bunch of simulator games and trying to find one that can fill that place in his heart until more PowerWash Simulator content comes out

    • @everydayjade8407
      @everydayjade8407 2 роки тому +16

      Bro what are the comments on this rn?

    • @kingofthedarknessbelow9833
      @kingofthedarknessbelow9833 2 роки тому +1

      @@everydayjade8407 Trolling.

    • @JustthesameJn
      @JustthesameJn 2 роки тому +4

      @KY5 [10th Main Account] your not even annoying. Stupid. Angry.
      Your just a disappointment. Ill be waiting for you soon

    • @sano4588
      @sano4588 2 роки тому

      Is there any drama about Mark ? Did I missed something ? :v

    • @arxalier2956
      @arxalier2956 2 роки тому

      @KY5 [10th Main Account] I'll meet you in hell

  • @licjoda
    @licjoda 2 роки тому +305

    First customer: *drives away, cause there was no fuel*
    Mark: "first customer SATISFIED"

    • @michaelmonstar4276
      @michaelmonstar4276 2 роки тому +2

      Are they a customer when they don't buy anything?...

    • @licjoda
      @licjoda 2 роки тому

      @@michaelmonstar4276 Hmmm good point

  • @piplup10203854
    @piplup10203854 Рік тому +2

    I thought this was so funny 🤣 “I’ll throw a brick at your eye.” When taking care of Dennis was super funny 😆

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 роки тому +414

    Mark : "Oh God, this place is a hellhole"
    "Holy Hell, this place is awful"
    You're running a very secluded gas station out in the middle of Nowhere, America
    What did ya expect, Mark ? A Hotel Suite ?

    • @Haylee.D
      @Haylee.D 2 роки тому +7

      dude this is literally my life my mom works at a gas station how u just described it lmao

  • @avibingpotato
    @avibingpotato 2 роки тому +169

    Mark: Did things not go so well in space? Is Mars okay?
    The legitimate concern and fear in his voice is just hilarious.

  • @sleepy_clover7361
    @sleepy_clover7361 Рік тому +9

    0:31 if Wade was a GTA loading screen

  • @piperwhittle9353
    @piperwhittle9353 Рік тому +3

    I watch this every single night. Never Gets old. Part 2. PLEASE.

  • @MarcoGruber
    @MarcoGruber 2 роки тому +536

    Mark 19 minutes into the game: "I already found an exploit..."
    Let's Game It Out: Hold my flying cars...

    • @epicninjacakez6716
      @epicninjacakez6716 2 роки тому +20

      Ah, a man of culture. Hell, I'm gonna go watch Josh ruin this game again

    • @stormypinkness4030
      @stormypinkness4030 2 роки тому +18

      He immediately broke it by just standing in the street for a while, he's scary good at finding nonsense to enjoy.

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 2 роки тому +6

      *casually brushes cars away with broom*

    • @GM_Neo
      @GM_Neo 2 роки тому +5

      TheSpiffingBrit: I sense a disturbance in the force...

    • @woahimgamer6719
      @woahimgamer6719 2 роки тому +1

      mop

  • @elm7942
    @elm7942 2 роки тому +105

    I really want him to play more of this. The way he was determined to destroy Dennis was hilarious plus "The Uncle" seems like there's some dark undertones.

    • @lunarose2529
      @lunarose2529 2 роки тому

      Well, Dennis IS the monster here...

  • @SmallLegacy
    @SmallLegacy 2 роки тому +5

    We need to tell Mark to make a part 2 of this

  • @IStareAtGames
    @IStareAtGames 5 місяців тому +1

    I love the way mark stands in front of the lady as she refuses to back up,and mark is just waiting fir the gas to come

  • @wafflemen_4234
    @wafflemen_4234 2 роки тому +1733

    I love how Mark was flirting with every one of the customers 😂

    • @pragyasingh2297
      @pragyasingh2297 2 роки тому +19

      Ikr I was v uncomfy but I guess he just wants to provide good service

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 2 роки тому +71

      How to get returning customers or never have any, its really hit or miss

    • @Nexussxz
      @Nexussxz Рік тому

      Another fatherless child!

    • @Egg_Sandwich1
      @Egg_Sandwich1 4 місяці тому

      Mark is the pan icon we all needed

  • @King_Dan_Man
    @King_Dan_Man 2 роки тому +238

    I'm glad simulators are now adding lore to there games, why be lazy and make it repetitive then to actually add a story to bring attention...
    ITS BRILLIANT!

  • @haileyybreann
    @haileyybreann Рік тому +3

    i’ve watched this 5 times in the past year.. i need a full play through!

  • @patrickstovall2262
    @patrickstovall2262 2 роки тому +3

    I am invested in this game and would absolutely love to see more

  • @Spiracle
    @Spiracle 2 роки тому +171

    If I've learnt anything from Mark's content it's that, no matter how big a channel gets, there will always be recording issues.
    *No amount of clout can break the content creator's curse*

  • @DragosaurusRex
    @DragosaurusRex 2 роки тому +260

    There should definitely be a part 2, this isn't just one of those games like that of a 3 ___ games compilation, this has potential

    • @itz_josh987
      @itz_josh987 2 роки тому +5

      Yes I really want more of this

    • @mre4u422
      @mre4u422 2 роки тому +5

      yes this NEEDS to be a series i don't think he's even unlocked anything yet

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 2 роки тому

      I need more!

    • @mre4u422
      @mre4u422 2 роки тому

      still hoping for a part 2

  • @maddiesmenagerie8853
    @maddiesmenagerie8853 2 роки тому +1

    I wouldn’t have minded a few more episodes of this game. It seems really interesting and well made for a simulator game! Honestly had me hooked.
    That being said, Mark has what is likely an unfathomably long list of games that people want to see him play, and even if he didn’t he should prioritize what he enjoys and what is currently working to get views (implying the majority of people enjoy) over something like this that may do neither. At the end he said he likely wouldn’t play again, which means he probably didn’t find it super engaging, and thats fine. Keep doing what you’re doing, Mark!
    Much love.

  • @angelholland1589
    @angelholland1589 2 роки тому

    Please make a part 2 I was so excited to see I seen this so late thinking there was more and there wasn’t 😭😭😭 this made me happy lmaoo

  • @ironicugandan5826
    @ironicugandan5826 2 роки тому +334

    I feel like Mark would be one of those gas station owners in horror movies. Ya know, the super extremely friendly type until you say where you are going then he gets all serious.

  • @ajdude9
    @ajdude9 2 роки тому +81

    Uncle: "Don't worry about money. We're family, we've gotta look out for one another."
    Uncle 10 minutes later: "Give me $5000 right now or I'm going to send the frighteners around."

    • @symbiotegod2069
      @symbiotegod2069 2 роки тому

      Yeah 5000 in 5 minutes is impossible. A 5000 loan isn't to hard to pay off but it requires days to build up enough to do so.

    • @missyandere1647
      @missyandere1647 2 роки тому +1

      That's family for ya

  • @smokeypixels
    @smokeypixels 11 місяців тому +1

    I wish this was a full blown playthrough because I'm invested in this and I am a year late. too bad he didn't keep playing this, it was entertaining as heck.

  • @blackivoryshadow
    @blackivoryshadow 2 роки тому +1

    All Markiplier's simulation vids are so addicting! Like I wish I could have more of the bee one, this one and a few others. Please keep making more! 😁

  • @EverydayAverageMan
    @EverydayAverageMan 2 роки тому +950

    "Things didn't go well in space?" Actually had me laughing out loud

    • @Gator4_1
      @Gator4_1 Рік тому +9

      *looks at an exploding rocket earlier today* ‘Ironic!’

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 11 місяців тому +3

      @@Gator4_1 _looks at 60 successful SpaceX launches last year_ ehhh, it could be worse

    • @The1QwertySky
      @The1QwertySky 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Gator4_1 looks at 270 succesful launches with 180 of them reused atleast once

  • @katakimikusan
    @katakimikusan 2 роки тому +824

    I really hope that mark continue playing this game & doesn’t drop it as usually, really like this game & it would be really sad if he didn’t continue playing 🤞😢🤗

    • @richyrat449
      @richyrat449 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah it's cheered me up when I was upset

    • @dreamergonzalez
      @dreamergonzalez 2 роки тому +4

      Who's gonna tell him about King of Retail

    • @BestGamer829
      @BestGamer829 2 роки тому +1

      YESSSSS

    • @Locomotion1
      @Locomotion1 2 роки тому

      And some more prison sim pls mark pls

    • @Sprousey
      @Sprousey 2 роки тому +1

      I love your profile picture

  • @bishopshion1786
    @bishopshion1786 2 роки тому +1

    despite the song and band being widely known, it still sent me into a momentary shock to hear Mark say the lyric from Fuel lol

  • @EndWithLove
    @EndWithLove 2 роки тому +1

    I cant begin to say how much i love your editors edits- its so random but unexpected. I love it LMAO

  • @bincherito
    @bincherito 2 роки тому +81

    Is it bad that I want a full series of this? Mark playing these simulator games that actually have progression and are well made is so satisfying

  • @arnobsarker7190
    @arnobsarker7190 2 роки тому +164

    We want more of this game Mark, please don't run around and desert us

    • @appleuwumer
      @appleuwumer 2 роки тому +1

      I hate you for this pun lmao

  • @gracel8874
    @gracel8874 2 роки тому +8

    Mark: “I don’t know how much of this I’ll play”
    Us: *slams credit cards / parents credit cards on table demanding more*

  • @aPerson1943.
    @aPerson1943. 2 роки тому +2

    The part that made me laugh: “I WILL SMAH YOUR EYE WITH A BRICK DENNIS”

  • @anmaildoo8682
    @anmaildoo8682 2 роки тому +109

    Uncle: We look out for family
    Also Uncle: YOU OWE ME